THE SALT IS UNREAL
And nobody here cares.
>>27579374
i enjoy these pictures
>>27579374
I want to cum inside all three of them.
Do that many people really ship SoreDash?
>>27579374
Wait what? I don't understand this picture, are Soarin shippers buttblasted and insecure because of 4chan pone?
>>27579862
yes because it is the best ship
>>27579374
I for one praise our new zephyrdash ship
>Shipping
>ever
>>27579862
it has the best porn 2bh
>>27579374
Shippers are all women and beta males, so of course they're going to react in this kind of fashion. It's pathetic as to the lengths they'll go to protect their preferred pairing, including producing mouthpieces such as this.
>>27579880
There aren't any worthwhile ships.
>>27579896
This is also untrue.
>>27579910
It really is lame.
When my waifu's being seriously shipped, I react by just having a terrible pain in my chest and trying to sleep it away until I feel better.
>>27579954
Having a waifu is autistic enough, desu. Reacting to other people shipping her is even worse.
>>27580236
You're telling me. I don't think feeling this way is normal or okay, but what can I do? The ship they keep pushing isn't totally baseless and all I have are dumb feelings.
>>27579388
>using sage as a downvote
Hi, Reddit
>>27580529
I'm sorry my downvote hurt your feelings, fellow Redditor.
>>27580236
I want that gorilla to cum inside me
>>27579880
>straight ship
>best
Top cuck.
>>27580838
>calls someone who supports a non-lesbitrash ship a cuck
>probably fantasizes about his waifu making love to another mare
Yurifags are at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to cuckolding.
>>27579862
Not really but theres one shitposter who keep posting thread about it to trigger dashfag.
Maybe it's the same posting with zephir instead to trigger them now.
It doesn't matter, Zephir will be forgotten in a week, like most one off characters.
>>27580860
How exactly is yuri for cucks if it's TWO potential targets for you? And straight shippers literally watch their waifu taken from them, fucking ultimate cucking.
>>27580938
>Two potential targets for you
They're lesbian. You're a guy. They want nothing to do with you. Instead, you can just jerk it in a corner and watch, like a good cuck should.
Tumblr is starting to bitch about the ship.
>>27580957
This. So much this...
>>27580971
>god forbid those goddamn heteros infesting our show for children!
>>27580957
I know plenty of lesbians became straight after a good dick fucking
>>27580899
>forgotten in a week, like most one off characters.
That's not the case with shippers. Flavor-of-the-week "waifu" are forgotten, but if a potential love interest for a major character is introduced, people won't ever forget or stop.
>>27580971
>the heteros are doing it
Lmao I love Zephyr even more now
>>27580957
Nah, there's very little full lesbos. Girls are always doing some shit with each other. They can even do that FOR YOU.
>>27579374
why is soarin taller than zephyr here
zephyr is a mr. skeletal lanklet
>>27581042
He's a tall pony. Seriously, like one of the tallest in the whole show.
>>27581062
Zephyr x Celestia/Luna fuking when
>>27581126
soon
>>27579910
>""""""""""protecting"""""""""" a pairing
From what I've seen on /mlp/, most of the shippers here don't give a shit if their ships are canon.
>>27581167
hope so, Anon
>>27581197
only truly autistic faggots want their ship to be canon.
people should be shipping for the best porn.
>>27581013
Yeah, sure, Trenderhoof is still a thing.
This thread reminds me. Has anyone made a comic based off this, but with Zephyr as Timmy and Soarin' as Trevor? Zephyr only dreamed about dating RD of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFSG1iXKBBw
>>27581126
Celestia destroying Zephyr before his power grows and he usurps her as the tallest pone when?
>>27581274
I just think my ships would be cute together, so I like looking at pictures of them doinghoof-holdingandsnuggling. I don't care if it's canon because I can enjoy the art and fics either way.
>>27581370
>I don't care if it's canon
then youre doing it right.
>>27581289
There was nothing between him or AJ at the end. It was dismissed in the episode. I'm talking more about Tender Taps, Cheese Sandwich, and Sunburst.
>>27581939
Him and Rarity or AJ, I mean.
>>27581939
Except this one is far less open. RD was clearly against him, and many people are actually put off by the ship.
You can expect maybe a hundred pic or so but it won't challenge all the other dash ships at all.
The salt is fucking real
https://derpiboo.ru/1170496
>>27581370
>I don't care if it's canon
Good job then. Thats literally the only problem I have with shippers, most of them always try to assert that their ship is canon, even when there is no proof for it in canon.
>>27582076
Bad ship but lel at the rage from yuricucks.
>>27582076
Someone need to edit screencap of that episode. just add some blush into screencap like pic related, upload to derpibooru and tumblr and enjoy the butthurt
