Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions
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Previous Thread: >>27522307
>>27575487
can we get a story of dash comforting an anon who used to fly jets on earth and it was his calling, but now that hes in equestria hes fucked and cant do what he loves?
>>27575534
he can still DO what he loves. After all rainbow is there
>>27575564
Yeah, but eventually, Anon will decide he's tired of shitting around and want to get a job. Dash has already shown she likes self-made ponies/people. The whole "Diplomat from Earth" thing won't last forever.
And when he does get a job, he's going to remember what he used to do on Earth, and because of technological limitations, can no longer do, and he's going to feel very shitty.
That's the gist of what I mean.
>>27575487
>>27576203
Should I draw more?
>>27576262
There's no reason why you shouldn't.
Didn't get time to say this in the last thread, but that green was top cute Church, good job
>>27576262
Definitely
>>27576262
Always draw more. Especially if it's this cute.
>>27576203
This >>27576308
>>27576262
Have to work. Will draw soon. Expect us.
Shitty potato dash.exe
Shameless bumperoni
Bamp
Would you finger Rainbow Dash? Even after a sweaty wonderbolt's training?
Rainbow seems to really like belly rubs.
>>27577353
Especially after a sweaty workout
>>27577353
What kind of a question is that? Of course I would. Probably everyone here would.
>>27577359
>>>/trash/
gtfo faggot
>>27577508
I love it when newfags try to fit in by directing people who post lewds to the trash. Its so cute.
>>27577508
oh fuck off
Decided to work on drawing this morning. Whatcha think Anons?
>>27577616
haveyoubeendrinkingagain/10
>>27577616
Not bad. What program did you use?
>>27577657
GIMP with Intuos Art tablet.
>>27577655
Does it count as drunk if I'm only getting rid of last night's hangover?
Working on Sombra/Crystal Empire war Era/alternative future [Rainboom didn't unite because it never happened] green.
Was going to post in other thread but it's kill. It's heavily Dash related [as well as others] little light on Anon.
Interest, do you has it?
>>27578080
I has.
>>27577353yes
I'd even use mytongue
>>27578080
I has interest
>>27577353
Would you not ?
>Dashie is sweaty and exhausted from a long hard day of practicing with the Wonderbolts
>hasn't taken her uniform off all day
>she's been sweating nonstop
>the smell when she finally takes her uniform off is out of this world
>sweaty stinky Dashie wants cuddles and is too lazy and tired to take a shower
>she flies over to you and plops down on your lap and demands cuddle time commence
wat do?
>>27578629
cuddle stinky mare, obviously
>>27578629
Cuddle the fuck outta that mare with bonus wild passionate sexy times. Why are you pretending that sweat is something that would stop my dick? It only makes it stronger.
>>27576921
can we have someone remove the fucking watermark?
>>27576921
Jesus Christ! Zeph started to lift!
>>27579902
yeah, lifting her onto his cock
https://derpiboo.ru/1171774
>>27579934
unf
>>27579934
unf
>>27579987
>>27579990
hivemind.
How would you guys comfort a crying Dashie?
>>27580802
Step 1. Hold in lap
Step 2. Hold close and pet mane
Step 3. Whisper soothing and happy things to her.
Repeat steps until tears stop.
>>27580802
With snuggles and ear scritches
>>27580802
Probably by turning into such a complete bawling wreck at the sight of a sad pony that she'd perk up, laugh, and end up comforting me.
https://derpiboo.ru/1172129
and this is why Dash loathes Zephyr
>>27576485
Buttsex is only good if a mare is fucking you.
>>27578142
>>27578262
Let's see... that's two interests...
That'll get you...
> Pic related.
I wanna better flesh out the beginning. I'll have it up asap.
>>27583016
Cute
>>27577615
stop wasting your and our time
>>>/trash/
>>27585465
difference is that, she DOES stuff like cloud moving and busting
as well as practicing her stunts
>>27586290
fuck you, summerfag
>>27586290
Does this make you angry?
>>27586380
>>27587055
>>27587129
>>27587149
>>>/trash/
>>27587552
>>27587552
>>27587129
>>27587149
>mfw I'm at the beach right now
>>27587660
>>27587648
>>27587149
>>27587129
>>27587055
>>27586452
>>27586380
>>27586217
>>27585465
>>27577615
>>27577359
>>27577354
I want to lick rainbow dash's sweaty butthole
>>27589302
Absolutely adorable and kek
>>27589302
Everytime I see this one I smile like a jackass for the next half hour
Did you make lunch for your waifu today /mlp/?
>>27589360
Funny you mention it...______________________________she's not real___________________________________________________
>>27589426
Shhhh, shhhhh, no....No....
>>27587552
>he thinks lewd is against the rules
Summerfags should be publicly banned.
Whose tears is she drinking?
>>27575487
bump
Dashie needs a song to sleep. What song do you sing to her, /mlp/?
>>27590535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
I have a question for you Dashfags.
I know /mlp/s motto is IWTCIRD, and some say she's top cunt.
Let me cut to the chase.
You remember that Crusty cunt cap right?
Is that what she actually tastes like down there?
Ive been meaning to find out for a long time now and I thought you guys would know.
>>27590535
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7UKrhy2wd_w
>>27587552
Of course you'd post FilthyFrank...
You know what pisses me off?
the fact that, with Friendship games being about a sports event and the schools having to compete against each other and school spirit...
You'd think that dash would have had a large role in the plot; She IS captain of "every sports team" in the school after all, you'd think it'd be like hurricane fluttershy there with her for the sports competition.
But The friendship games were utterly pointless and might as well have been deleted from the movie: FUCK, they SHOULD have been deleted from the movie for as much as they did (The movie should just have been twilight sneaking around trying to find out about the magic because Cinch threatened to cut her scholarship if she didn't actually give her a paper besides fairtale nonsense).
like, damnit, the entire sports competition was a huge waste of a plot that could have developed RD more given that's her "Thing"
>>27591161
>expecting eqg to be good or make any sense at all
Seriously, EQG hate isnt just some epic maymay, it fucking sucked. None of it makes any sense, so why would that one part of it?
Alright, I apologize in advance for the terrible length/quality of this green, plz dont hate me.
>"What in the name of Celestia is that thing?!"
>"Dad! Be nice! This is the guy I was telling you about."
>Rainbow Blaze turns to look at you with sharp, inquisitive eyes.
>"THIS is the coltfriend you were telling me about? What the hell is it, even?"
>"Dad, don't be mean. This is a human, and HIS name is Anon."
>You and Rainbow Dash had been going out for a few months now.
>Rainbow Dash was going to to visit her Dad for dinner, and asked if you wanted to come along.
>You had a feeling it would be sort of awkward meeting him, being a different species and all, but not that it would be this bad.
>The dark blue stallion stood before you, staring aggressively at you.
>Despite being only about half your hight, he almost seemed to almost tower over you.
>You nervously stick out your hand, hoping to bridge the gap a bit.
"I-its a pleasure to m-meet you sir."
>Smooth, Anon.
>After staring at your out stretched hand for a moment, sizing it up, he reluctantly takes your hand, and gives it a shake.
>"The name is Rainbow Blaze."
>You motion to Rainbow Dash.
"I can see the resemblance between you two."
>Rainbow Blaze just continues to stare at you, not finding your wisecrack humorous at all.
>You nervously fiddle around in place, trying to avoid his gaze.
>The silence lingers for a moment, before Rainbow Dash jumps in to bail you out.
>"Sooo Dad, dinner ready? The trip here from Ponyville was suuppeerr long, I'm starving!"
>Blaze's expression immediately brightens up when he looks at her.
>"Of course it is honey, I even made your favorite."
>"Alright, spaghetti and wheatballs! Awesome!"
>"She turns and takes you by your arm, which was dangling stiffly at your side.
>"Hey Dad, can I show Anon around the house? Let him see my old room?"
>He looks back to you, his face becoming stone cold once again, his eyes looking you over.
>"I don't know, is he.... house broken already?"
>>27591596
>Your face goes bright red as Dash rolls her eyes at her Dad.
>"Dad, come on, he's just like a normal pony, he just looks different."
>"Well, alright, thats fine I guess."
>Just as Rainbow Dash goes to pull you away, Blaze is floating up in your face in an instant, staring you down intensely.
>"But I'm watching you with my daughter, "Anon"."
"O-of course, there's nothing to worry about sir."
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes at her Dad before tugging you along by the hand down the hallway.
>While a bit smaller then Rainbows house, her fathers house is just as ornate and elegant, most likely due to the clouds.
>The entire hallway was covered in picture frames, most of them of Rainbow Dash and her father.
>Some have her surrounded by a few rather large looking stallions, all bright different colors.
>You stop and look at a few of the pictures, looking at all of the particularly cute ones.
>Noticing you staring at them, Rainbow Dash looks at a few with you.
>"Whatcha looking at? How awesome-looking I was as a filly? My dad was too. I guess it just runs in the family."
>A particular picture catches your eye.
>Its a picture of Dash as a filly, hanging off her dads neck.
>She looks just as carefree and fun-loving back then as she does now.
"No, I was just admiring at how little your cuteness has faded since you were a filly."
>You feel a familiar slug on the shoulder, which always seems to occur when around Dash.
>"Come on Anon, lets go see my room. It's just down the hall."
>She tugs you by the hand again, guiding you down the hallway.
>As you reach the end of the path, you find the door to Rainbow Dash's room.
>The door is still covered in teenage door decorations, stamped with "KEEP OUT", and "DANGER: AWESOMENESS LEVELS HIGH" stickers.
>Dash pushes open the door, revealing the most fangirl style room you've ever seen.
>The walls are entirely covered in Wonderbolts memorabilia, with a few posters on the ceiling too.
>>27591618
>Her shelves are covered in trophies and medals, relics of her competitive filly days.
>"Pretty sweet digs, huh? Looks like my dad hasn't changed anything at all."
>You take a few steps into the room, careful not to touch any of the well preserved artifacts.
"Well, its certainly interesting, ill give you that."
>You make you way over to her bed in the corner, plopping down on it.
>While you're distracted with looking over all of her rainbow decorated blankets, Dash springs forward, pinning you to the bed.
>She holds down your arms with her hooves, and brings her face right up next to yours.
>A mischievous grin splits across her face.
>"Hey Nonny, ever had one of those teenage-make out sessions when you lived at home?"
"U-uh, no, I never did Dash."
>"Me neither. We have some time before dinner, wanna have some fun?"
>Before you could even answer, she's already on you.
>Her warm lips contact with yours, with her tonger already probing your lips
>"Damn, she works fast."
>You guide your hands up to her underbelly, sliding them along her ribcage up to her back.
>She briefly breaks off her kiss for short breath, its heat landing on your face.
>Surprising her, you initiate the kiss this time, going deep.
>You tongue pokes its way through her lips, reaching into her mouth.
>As soon as it gains entrance, your tongue is instantly shoved back by hers, which starts aggressively probing your mouth.
>Turning almost into a fight rather then making out, you rush to the defense, trying to throw her off guard.
>You focus on the wings, gripping the base rather tightly.
>Your run your hand up and down the tendon, just the way you do when she's preening.
>Your sudden movement causes her to gasp with pleasure, slightly throwing her head back.
>"Ah, Nonny, keep going...."
>"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?"
>Oh shit.
>Dash immediately jumps off of you onto the floor.
"U-ummm, I was just...."
>You're drawing a blank.
>>27591631
Oh shit Church's starting. Pumped for Rainbow Dad
>>27591631
>"Helping me get something out of my wings! I got something stuck in my wing, and I couldn't get it, thats all."
>Rainbow Blaze glares at you intensely, almost looking into your soul.
>After the longest few seconds of staring to ever pass, he seemed to reluctantly believe the answer, or at least decided not to press it further because he drops his "I'm going to kill you" look, taking up a much more friendly, "I'm going to break every bone in your body" look.
>"Sure.... Anyways, dinner's ready."
>Rainbow Dash is already in the hall, speeding towards the table.
>You can hear her calling down the hallway.
"Awesome, I'm starved!"
>As you start that way too, you're stopped in the doorway by suspicious looking Rainbow Blaze.
>He prods your chest with an aggressive hoof.
>"Listen "Anon", I don't know what you are, but you need to know three simple things while you're in this house. First, while you're here, no touching my daughter. Second, I'm friends with all of the law enforcement around here, and third, I own a woodchipper and a large property. See what I'm saying here?"
>Seeing as you didn't plan on being murdered today, you hastily agree.
"Yes sir, loud and clear."
>"Good."
>He allows you through the doorway, and you walk down the hall to the table.
>When you get there, you find three places set.
>Two right next to each other at one side of the table, and one set all the way at the other side.
>Its pretty clear where you're supposed to sit, so not wanting to die, you reluctantly take the lonely spot at the end of the table.
>Rainbow Blaze takes his spot at the other end of the table, sitting right next to Dash.
>Dinner progresses slowly and rather silently, with you in constant fear of the woodchipper sitting in the back yard.
>Rainbow Dash acts as a mutual party between you and her dad, constantly breaking the silence between the two of you.
>You three finish dinner rather slowly, followed by cleaning off the table and washing a few dishes.
>>27591654
>A little while after dinner, you and Dash notice that its getting pretty late, so you get ready to leave.
>Your about to go get your jacket out of the coat closet down the hall, when Rainbow Blaze stops you.
>"Dashie dearest, would you go get Anon's coat for him?"
>"Umm sure thing Dad, I'll be right back."
>Rainbow Dash hovers slowly down the hallway, quickly rounding the corner.
>As soon as Dash is out of sight, Blaze turns back to staring at you probingly, looking right into your eyes.
>"So Anon,..... you and my daughter get along? Is she happy with you?"
>Damn, not a tactful bone in his body.
"Well, I think so sir. I try my best to make her happy, and evidently she hasn't left me yet."
>He actually chuckles softly at your joke, and seems satisfied with your answer.
>"Well Anon, I might not like you very much, but if thats true, and she really is happy, I guess I wont have to feed you to the woodchipper this time."
>Realizing that this is as close to a complement as you're going to get, you chuckle at his joke.
>However, the steadfast stern expression his face indicates it wasn't a joke.
>Almost as if on cue, Rainbow Dash returns with your jacket, and you quickly put it on, desperate to leave the house of a potential murderer.
>Rainbow Dash and her Dad hug each other and exchange goodbyes.
>Seems like he can get real soft around his daughter.
>As the two of you step out of the warm house and into the cold nighttime cloud air, Dash is the first to speak up.
>"That went really well, huh Anon? I really think Dad likes you."
"Well yea, once you get around the death threats, he seems like a nice guy."
>Dash gives you a quizzical look.
>"Death threats?"
>You shrug at her.
"Nothing, never mind."
>You walk in silence for a few minutes before Dash speaks up.
>"Well if you liked him, just wait till you meet all of my brothers!"
>>27591667
"Wait, you have brothers?"
>"You remember those stallions in those photos with me? Those were all my brothers! Ive told them all about you, and they cant wait to meet you either."
>You slouch over, tired and dejectedly.
"Oh, yaaayyy. Sounds like fun."
FIN
Actually not. I've updated my pastebin, and I just realized that this is the twentieth green Ive written for these threads. This is by far the best thread Ive ever had the privilege of writing for, and I appreciate you guys putting up with a shitty writefag. Lets see if youll put up with me for another 20 shitty greens! /blogpost.
>>27591704
Very well done, Church. It's good to see you using more than just Anon and Dash. You handled the situation well and the length was spot on. Not too hurried, not to drawn out. I think we can leave Dash's family to you.
>>27591704
Enjoyed, the meet the father type of green is nice
>>27591618
>>Your face goes bright red as Dash rolls her eyes at her Dad.
what
why would you blush at that
>>27592350
The fact that he thinks youre going to piss in his house. The idea that he thinks youre an animal. I dunno what kind of pet play fetishes you have, but id be pretty embarrassed.
>>27592423
a comment like that would piss a normal person off son
not embarrass them
>>27590535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvOjCGS6E4
>>27591704
also her dad is a twat
theres being protective and then theres being as asswipe
>>27592485
And Rainbow Dash can be a bit of a prick sometimes too. Where did you think she got it from?
>>27592512
i dont recall threats of severe bodily harm
>>27592522
No shit sherlock, its a kids show. Overprotective dad is a well established trope, and a very common character.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverprotectiveDad
>>27592535
yes it is
that doesnt make it good nor do they usually go from 'prickish' to 'ill fucking murder you and grind your body into hamburger in my backyard'
>>27592552
>nor do they usually go from 'prickish' to 'ill fucking murder you and grind your body into hamburger in my backyard'
Its like you never watch tv ever. Making obviously empty but still-slightly scary death threats is something that sort of character does all the time, especially when the dad sees some sort of physical contact between the two of them. I cant believe im saying this, but you need to watch some more tv, this sort of thing happens all the time.
>>27592576
im not watching tv when its all trash
>>27592552
U wot m8? They do that shit all the time. Do you even own a tv?
>>27592581
I definetly agree that its trash and you shouldnt watch it, however you cant really talk about what is and isnt normal for tv characters to do when you dont watch it.
>>27591704
This was really good Church, and we love having you. These threads sucked after grim left before you and Rosen showed up.
What are the best "Anon is depressed in Equestria" stories with Dash featured in them? I feel sad and want to project onto an Anon who is also sad.
>>27590535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjMN6zSVFQg
>>27592602
exactly
that's like telling a brain surgeon how to do his job when you have no medical degree
>>27592535
Literally the worst trope.
Bump before bed
>>27593652
U fukin wot m8?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCheerleader
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sidekick
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrumpyOldMan
>overprotective dad
>worst
>>27576380
Sauce?
Requesting green where anon is with dash, then a dispicible femanon shows up, and bing the only two humans, twilight tries to push them together to get them to breed, and brash dash tries to Sabatoge her plans without wrecking her relationship with anon or twilight.
>inb4 ban for greentext prompt
Bored amateur drawfag down for requests if anyone has any.
>>27595298
Take your pick of any of the following:
Scrunch snout Dash
Something depicting Dash and Anon in a happy married life like pic related
Anon and Dash getting an ice cream cone to go along with that awesome green in the last thread (I'll even let you pick the flavor!)
>>27591704
> You will never meet Dash's dad
> You will never meet Dash.
>>27591631
>this entire post
quit cock teasing me goddamn it, just write a
>horse pussy
green already!I enjoyed the green though, it was funny.
>>27595463
I think I might be out of practice, but if you think it looks alright I'll color it.
Also, I haven't read the ice cream green you were referring to, so I just kinda made up my own ice cream based scenario.
>>27594930
THE
WORST
TROPE
>>27596498
>thumb
>>27596551
I hear ya. I don't like the whole hand, frankly.
And only now, too late do I realize it probably wouldn't have been hard to find a reference on google. Oops.
Well thankfully photoshop is generous with second chances.
>>27596498
Love it
>>27596498
>>27596551
Alright, I think this is a way better thumb. Appreciate the heads up on my fuck up.
>>27596673
Appreciate ya.
>>27596722
Perspective is a bit strange. It looks like the ice cream cone and anions suit we are looking at at a slight downwards angle, but dash, the top of the ice cream, and anons face are viewed either straight on or at a slight upwards angle.
It's like looking through a fisheye lens
is sensory deprivation anon still ITT?
>>27592881
Here's one kind of. Was meaning to write Anons point of view of the day/night which would have ended a lot darker, but never got around to it.The plan was to have Anon be grasping at one last attempt to get ride of the suffering of his loss by trying to become close with Dash. In the end, he gets close but doesn't get any feeling from it because of it being forced on his end. He ends up leaving his home as Dash sleeps to wander off into the Everfree Forest in hopes of death.
http://pastebin.com/s7rQ1DYQ
Humpday Update: pastebin.com/u/rosenkreutz
Hell Hath Furies
>Agatho's fluid movements become faster and more impulsive.
>"I assume you are aware of how the Oracles function?"
"The Oracles are trans-dimensional gateways to other planes of existence accessible by those who have recieved certain permissions."
>The chunk of information tumbles out before you even really think about it. Some habits die hard.
>"Correct. They run through the stacked planes of where and when at right angles. If one is on good terms with those who control their entrances they can be used to travel from one plane to the next."
>Rainbow audibly yawns and flexes her wings.
>"So, we just need to find this gateway and go back then?"
>Agatho waves a hoof and sighs gently.
>"So much for paying attention. The Oracles are controlled in this place by the Furies. You did not come here via an Oracle. Nor did you obtain any permission to do so. So far as they are concerned you are lost souls like any others and they will treat you as such."
>Agatho turns his attention away from Rainbow and locks eyes with you again. You steel yourself in case he tries to lock you down.
>"Of the four of them you need concern yourself only with one. She is called Tisiphone."
>You sit down hard, your mouth hanging open a bit.
>Rainbow puts a hoof on your shoulder and gives you a questioning look.
>>27597694
>"I take it that name is known to you?"
>Agatho's smirking and dancing at your discomfort doesn't exactly help.
"Virgil wrote about her. From his time in Tartarus. She's the taskmaster of the Pits. She watches sleeplessly from her tower over all the souls that are imprisoned their to ensure that they can't ever escape justice, and she presides over her domains with a flaming whip."
>"She's THAT one?"
>You look over at the increasingly nervous Rainbow Dash.
>"That one. The one who looked like white hot metal. She had a whip hung on her back."
>Rainbow Dash quickly shakes herself and tosses her mane out of her eyes.
>"Doesn't matter. What do we have to do?"
>Agatho gives Rainbow an appraising look.
>"Hmm...well, the first thing would be to locate the Oracle. It's in Castle Thyranum somewhere around here shaped from one of the larger shards."
>He giggles a bit as he gestures out into the sparkling void.
>"Then all you have to do is get the key from Tisiphone. Couldn't be simpler, right?"
>You take a deep breath with your hoof to your chest, and then exhale while extending it outward.
"Okay, find the Oracle, get the key."
>You look over at Rainbow again and feel calmer at the sight of her determined face.
"I don't know how yet, but I think we can do this. I'm counting on you, Rainbow."
>"Psssh! Don't even worry about it Twilight. We can handle this no problem. I say we do a sneak attack! Y'know, tactical stealth stuff!"
>Agatho practically chokes himself laughing
>>27597697
"She can see in every direction and never sleeps, but there may actually be a way..."
>That shut him up even if you don't quite believe it.
>You smile at Rainbow Dash and turn to speak to your 'guide'.
"Is there anything else we should know?"
>He sighs and rolls around lengthwise.
>"Barbaric. How uncouth to just up and ask a catchall question like that. Have you no sense of drama? Fine. There is one more tiny little thing."
>He darts off into the distance and around the back of another much smaller shard.
>"Um...is he coming back?"
"I think so. Though I wouldn't put it past him to consider my question answered just with that, and then leave..."
>You hope that isn't the case. But you have to consider it with how much this creature reminds you of other aquaintances of yours.
>Your fears are quickly stymied when you see him emerge from the other side of the shard a few minutes later carrying a small bundle.
>"Wonder what that is..."
>Agatho swoops in and dumps the bundle at your hooves.
>"There. You two can already fly so this is all I can really do to give you any advantage."
>Rainbow hoofs the bundle apart and picks up what looks like one of two thick leather cloaks. They do NOT smell nice.
>"What in the hay is THIS?"
>"I hope you aren't turning your nose up at my gracious and Entirely Unnecessary gift, are you Ms. Rainbow?"
"Of course we aren't!"
>You grab the other cloak with your magic and try to catch Rainbow's eye, but she's too busy inspecting the cloak to take a visual reprimand.
>>27597706
"But, um...what exactly is it?"
>Agatho just stares at you. You fail to prevent yourself from blushing.
"I-I mean, I know it's a cloak, but what does it do?"
>"A Much better question. What you hold is a Soul Shroud. It is made from the skins of crocottas and steeped in the vital essence of my foul little counterparts the kakodaemons. It will mask your presence here and make you appear as nothing more than one more soul flying in the ether."
>You look at the smelly mess with a newfound appreciation.
>"So That's why it smells so bad..."
"Rainbow!"
>"What? It's not like I'm ungrateful or anything. Thanks, Agatho."
>The mumbling spectre actually perks up at her gratitude and you quickly bob your head and follow suit.
>"Well, it was nothing really. Part of the reason I'm even talking to you mortals is in the hopes that you make life a bit more miserable for my Kakodaemon cousins. Having you flap around with bits of them protecting you is a delicious bonus."
"Part of the reason? What's the other part?"
>"AND we're All out of time. It has been an absolute JOY talking to you my dears, but I really must be going. Ta-ta!"
>You try to say something, but Agatho leaps upwards and spirals into himself whirling smaller and smaller until he flashes out of existence.
>"I kinda liked him. He had some serious Awesome Points."
>You just stare at Rainbow for a second, but then shake your head at a loss for words.
"Alright Rainbow, now we need to come up with a plan."
>"Now you're talkin'! Lets get the heck out of this place."
>You nod and start laying out the basic idea you've got so far.
More to come. Thanks for reading. Comments and criticism are appreciated as always.
So here's a thing I've been doing. It's a Sombra Crystal Empire War [rainboom never happened world] been working on it here and there. I like to world build and background a little. So sorry in advance. Hope it's enjoyed. [Sorry Rosen, didn't mean to cut in before.]
> You are young Rainbow Dash, flying high without a care in the world.
> Fore hooves pointed out front, piecing cloud after cloud with light 'puff' sounds as you pass through them.
> Taking a wide lazy turn, you enjoy the feeling of the wind brushing across your cheeks and flowing through your mane.
> You roll so you face the open sky, your legs tucked to your body, the warm sun kissing your face.
> Your eyes close with a content smile as you begin an upside down decent enjoying the feeling of weightlessness.
> The immature chanting of some of your more lame classmates makes your ear twitch.
> Your eyes shoot open as you arc your head to the clouds beneath you.
> "Haha! Nice going Clutzershy!" The dark coated filly, Dumbell, laughs through his words.
> "They aughta ground you permanently!" He continues after catching his breath from his irritating laughter.
> "Yeah! My baby brother can fly better than you!" You catch that loser, Hoops chipping in.
> The small crowd of several fillies begins to chant, "Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy can barely fly!"
> You straighten out to properly face the scene.
> So she's not the best flyer...
> So what!
> They shouldn't be picking on her!
> You feel an anger grow in your chest and before you realize, you're zipping in her direction.
> With in a short moment you take a lap around the three casting your shadow over them, and land beside the cowering Fluttershy.
"Leave her alone!" You demand beside their victim.
> "Ooo, what are ya gonna do about it. Rainbow Crasshh!?" Hoops turns his name calling to you making sure to accentuate you involuntarily nickname.
> You HATE that name!
"Keep making fun of her and find out!" You confidently retort.
>>27597089
Yes
>>27597749
>>27597695
They're both good. ^:)
Seriously though. I hope there's more.
>>27597749
> "You think you're such a big shot? Why don't you prove it?!" His buddy, Dumbell tries to save face.
"Whaddya have in mind?!" You offer a fearless response.
> Before you knew it you were standing at a start line of a race.
> Haha!
> What losers!
> They really think they can beat you at what you're best at!?
> You excitedly hoof at the start line eyeing your first check point.
> "You're going down!" Hoops, standing at your side tries to intimidate you.
"In history maybe!" Your comeback is sharp causing him to scrunch his mouth.
> You notice Fluttershy raise a checkered flag signaling to ready.
"See you boys at the finish line!" You say through a smile.
> The excitement sent a tingling through your body.
> Your adrenaline pumped through your veins.
>>27597784
> You live for this!
> To be the best!
> To win!
> At the first sign of the flag lowering, the three of you took off leaving nothing but a blur behind you along with kicked up cloud.
> You naturally pull ahead early.
> It messes with their head when you do that.
> Passing through the first several rings with no real effort you continue with a widening smile.
> Sweet Celestia you love this!
> An unexpected ram violently snaps you out it.
"Woah!" You try to straighten out.
> "Heh! See ya later Rainbow Crasshh!" Hoops sneers as he takes off.
> Wha?!
"Hey!" Your chase begins.
> You need to win!
> That's what you do!
> That's what makes you so awesome!
> Your teeth grit and eyes squeeze shut as you aim your forehooves towards the lower ring.
> Faster!
> You have to!
> The air you fight against begins to burn your face as the clouds you pierced leave a sharp trail behind you.
> Colors begin to streak.
> Your vision narrows but remains fixed on your target.
> It even becomes difficult to breath.
> But none of that matters.
> You're the fastest.
> You need to win!
> You're so close!
> With your wings burning from effort and the wind passing over them, you growl through the pain continuing foward.
> Tears of passion, from the aching desire to win, escape the corners of your eyes.
>>27597795
> Without any notice or reason, you are halted.
> A strange aura keeps you suspended in place, unable to move.
> Unable to catch up.
"Hey!! What gives?!" You try to squirm as your frustrated squeaky rasp calls out to anypony that can hear.
> Now forced to watch in shock as your rival, Hoops passes you.
> Forced to watch as he nears the finish line.
"No!!" Your eyes go wide.
> Forced to watch, as he crosses it.
> He beat you?
> This isn't happening!
> This must be a nightmare!
> You suddenly drop as whatever was holding you dissappears.
"Gah!" You rasp as you drop.
> Instinctively, your wings spread evening you out as you scramble towards the final ring towards the finish line.
> "Make way!" Calls from behind you, before your other competitor rams your side causing you to dive head first into a garbage pale past the finish line.
> Rolling across the cloudy floor inside inside of it, you already begin to hear the laughter.
> After a moment you crawl out, still dazed and confused.
> What happened?
> You don't lose.
> You NEVER lose!
> "Haha! Great job Rainbow Crasshh!" A young filly makes his snide immature verbal jab.
"Huh?.." You stand light headed.
> "Haha! Yeah Crash! If we got graded on running into things, you'd get an A!" Hoops adds in, still on his victory high.
"Hey!.." you perk up wiping the refuse off of you.
> Your eyes sting as you remain staring trying to hold your angry expression.
"Shut up! The uh..sun was in my eyes! You guys cheated!" You reach for anything as a reason.
> You actually have no idea what happened.
>>27597835
> "Wow was it? Only yours? Haha!" Hoops continues.
"Shut up! You rammmed into me!" Your cheeks puff.
> " Classic Crash! Nice excuses! It looks like you just forgot how fly!" The small crowd of gathering fillies begin to giggle.
"Sh-shut up!" Your front begins to crumble as your burning eyes begin to brim with tears.
> Humiliation begins to fuel your adrenaline and heat your face.
> "Hey, dweebs! She said shut up! So why don't you.." A young griffin approaches the antagonizing Hoops, pushing a pointing claw into his chest.
> She turns her attention to his accomplice, Dumbell, "And your little coltfriend... Scram!" Her last word projects with authority causing the both of them to flinch.
> The small crowd begins to slowly disperse.
> "W-whatever! We had enough of Crash for today anyway... Right?"
> A forced grin begins to fade as his companion doesn't answer.
> "Dumbell?.." he turns to find his friend is already a good distance away.
> He stares in disbelief before pivoting and flapping away himself leaving a cloud trail behind him.
> As embarrassing as it was to have a stranger speak up for you, you couldn't help but to find some humor in how she handled it.
> A small smile unknowingly formed throughout the encounter.
> The Griffin turns to you with a confident grin causing you to stiffen up a little.
> You almost forgot she fought your battle for you.
> But why?
>>27597848
> "Those dweebs should find something else to do. Alot of nerve coming from somepony who had to cheat to win.." She says while walking up to you.
"That's what I said!" You perk up, your voice cracks as you agree excitedly.
> But almost immediately you take a defensive posture forgetting you don't know this cat.. bird..
"And who.." you look her over curiously "are you, exactly?.."
> She walks up to you, her smile warming a little.
> "Names, Gilda." She offers a clawed hand to shake that you stare at for a moment.
"...Rainbow Dash." You meet her clawed hand with your own hoof.
*****
[>>Fast Foward>>]
> Your teeth grit as your wings burn from the effort of navigating the darkened cloudy crosswind sky, with squinted eyes protected by the clear lense of your flight goggles.
> There!
> Your chin raises as you bank upwards towards your next check point ring.
> The wind whips your multi colored mane and tail during the manuver.
> "Coming Through!" Sounds in an over confident confident rasp above you.
> A larger Griffin wearing the same Wonderbolts academy outfit as you, powers through the tough crosswinds cutting infront of you.
> In...front of.. you?
> No way!
> You can't lose!
> You're way to awesome for that!
"Gilda cut it out!" You thrust your forelegs foward aiming towards her.
> "Ya snooze ya lose dweeb!" You make out through the howling winds.
> You scowl at her as you fall directly behind her in her draft.
> What a best friend she is!
> You grunt with a burst of effort to pass her once more.
>>27597757
I've tried two days in a row now to do it and I keep falling asleep about 30 breaths in or so. How do you prevent this?
>>27597717
Come on Rosen, you had to have written something mythology related professionally before. This is really good, and I'm really liking all of these characters you're pumping out. Keep it going!
>>27597866
****
> "First thing we do when we arrive upon a casualty isss?" An instructor let's the question hang.
> "Check for breathing, stop the bleeding.." the classroom drones, boredom heavy in the tone.
> The classroom is so stuffy...
> And you've been over this a million times already..
> You stare out the window not really paying attention, focusing on the red cross upon your hat in the reflection.
> Your notes were done.
> Your studying, Through.
> Hell, you could recite this all verbatim.
> It was important to be ready to help others.
> That's all you ever wanted to do.
> And you'll be the best, if you have anything to say about it.
> You just never imagined it would be in this... capacity.
> At least you're not being asked to... Kill.. anypony.
> That's why you signed up for this.
> You had to do your part!
> What better way than~
> "Redheart, are you paying attention?" The instructor catches you off guard.
"Oh, uh. Yes instructor Oath." You nervously reply.
> "Alright then. Why don't you repeat what I just said." His brow drops in annoyance.
> Your lips scrunch as you try to keep your cool.
> The dozens of eyes focused on you didn't help any.
"Uhmmm... I.." your voice trembles.
> "That's what I thought..." he keeps his stare on you but strangely enough his stare of annoyance begins to soften.
> "You need to pay attention. To be aware of what's going on around you. Especially out there." He turns to address the rest of the class to drive his point.
> "Lives will be in your hooves. Ponies will be counting on you... You cant help them if you can't help yourself." He turns back to you after a short pause.
> With a sence of sadness in his eyes he continues speaking to the class while looking at you, "And you definitely can't help anypony, if you're dead."
> You gulp and sink into your seat a bit.
> "...Understood? " His tone relaxes.
> You can sence his genuine care as he calmed.
> "Understood.." the class responds while you barely meep.
* * * * *
>>27597893
You have no idea how nice it is to have people appreciate this. Or you may, since you write too. Whatever. I've never written anything professionally and only started green late this January. Most I've ever done is DM /tg/ stuff. RIFTS, BESM, DnD, FantasyCraft, ShadowRun...
>>27597920
Dassit for nao. Hope it's enjoyed. If interest then moar. Kthx.
>>27597932
Forgot m'name.
>>27597945
I definitely want more. You've totally piqued my interest and my mind is spinning thinking of where this is going. I'm looking forward to it.
>>27597945
>Dash
>Kakodaemons
Needs moar DOOM green.
>>27597945
MOAR is interest
>>27597876
Sorry I was outside.
Anyways I had this problem too for the first few tries. Basically, you're trying to keep your mind awake while doing the counting, but the problem is you have to actually keep it active and not let it relax itself into a bored state so you bore yourself to sleep from it. It's hard to describe. Maybe another method would work for you though. I've been practicing ways to make the whole relaxing the body shit go by faster, and I'm having good luck with visualization. Basically, as you lie there, just imagine a bright ball of light slowly going over your body as you lay there. Imagine it hovering over each of your bodyparts, gradually letting all the tension go. You should be feeling alot of tingling by the end. Then just go about the usual method.
>>27597992
When you say "usual method", do you mean the breathing thing or go straight to the grassy field thing? How do you know when you are ready to start imagining actual things? How do you know if your daydream is going the right way, as in its as vivid as its supposed to be?
>>27598078
I meant the breathing thing.
And I wish I had more foresight to explain shit in more detail in the other thread.
Basically, you're trying to make your body fall asleep, but your mind stay awake, which is the goal of Astral Projection. Only this is pretty much a lite version of it.
How you know the time has come to go to the grassy field thing is when you feel your body has completely and utterly relaxed and fallen asleep(i,e: its tingling like crazy.)
You should also begin to feel some very weird "vibrations" of sorts, and experience mild auditory hallucinations.
Take a look at this link, but keep in mind: This page is written with spiritual mumbo jumbo into the picture.
>http://uk.iacworld.org/what-are-the-sensations-of-astral-projection/
Alot of people have different thoughts and views on Astral Projection. Personally I don't think its some big magic fucking secret of the universe. I think its a means to an end for lucid dreaming. Just a very strange way of doing it.
Boop
Just finished making beef stroganoff from scratch, started playing Bravely Default, and listening to Ministry of Sound streams. What're the rest of you up to?
>>27598856
Feeling suicidal and actually beginning to get excited for what the afterlife might hold. It's weird as fuck because the more I come comfortable with the notion of suicide and the afterlife, the more my depression turns into this calm, soothing feeling.
>>27598979
I can't even pretend to know what that's like. Noodles, vidya, interwebz, and good tunes keep me going all right. Since I can't relate, have some pony.
Do you think they overuse Dash for ridiculous reaction image faces? By that, I mean I feel Dash has more out of show facial reactions than any other in the show.
>>27599054
Probably. But they've been ramping it up with Rarity. She's got some magnificent mugs this season and last too. Fluttershy had one last season when Spike came up behind her in the castle that made spew fluids from orifices.
>>27599108
I hate them. I wish they would do away with the over-reaction and hyper emotional faces. It tares away one more thing that made the show feel more comfy and enjoyable for me. I know they have been around the entire time, but it seems they show up a lot more. It also feels a bit different coming from Pinkie vs. the others (Which is where most of the comically cartoony faces came from season 1/2/3)
>>27596807
I can see what you mean, but I had already started coloring, so I was pretty much committed to those lines. I'll keep what you said in mind in the future.
>>27599162
I get that. I think you're right that we're seeing them more often and from more characters. To me some of them seem out of place like Dash's memeface in No Second Prances, but some like above worked well in their scene. In Applejack's Day Off I liked Rarity's cheek fluffing while talking to AJ but the over the top pruneface seemed like too much.
>>27599108
*Spits in her mouth*
>>27599207
>horse chokes, gurgles and suffocates
RIP in peace, Butterhorse.
>>27599199
Maybe that's my problem with the show. On top of changing overall focus because of the season 3 finalepisode, it has also gotten to feel a little more cartoony than it used to.
>>27599309
Yeah, normally when you have a bunch of writers like this you have them headed by a showrunner to keep things together. But after a few seasons you have to make a call about how to keep things interesting and entertaining and still true to vision. If the showrunner changes or they skew to far to one side or the other you can have a bad time. MLP does WAY better with this than most shows though. It's formula is too simple to really mess up, but with new writers, and new interpretations that weren't there for the full evolution of the show you're gonna have some stylistic choices made that don't fit for someone who has doggedly been involved from the start.
tl;dr They do a good job, but it could be better.
>>27598856
Just got back from a DEP meeting, eating dinner and watching FMAB for the thousandth time with mai waifu, even though I should be writing.
>>27599391
Poor AJ. Ass cancer is no joke.
>>27599391
DEP? Like Delayed Entry Program?
>>27599554
That's the one.
>>27599572
No shit. What branch you joining?
>>27599593
Army. Was considering the Navy but I forgot how much I hate the ocean.
I want to taste Dash's tongue with my tongue.
>>27599670
Faaauurrkk trips are hard to remember.
>>27599670
Man why is it that every dashfag is in the army?
Are the dashfags the most alpha waifufags on the board?
>>27599670
Awesome. Good luck and take care when you ship to boot.
>>27599683
It's no accident Dash appeals to us military types, I guess. Loyal, brave, pushing yourself and all.
>>27599739
I hear that.
Actually, I've always wanted to join the military. Always. I've always wanted to be a jet pilot.And then, my genetics fucked me over and gave me Type 1 diabetes from all the stress and shit from my parents divorce at 14 triggering it.The only thing I do now is just ride the fuck out of my bike. I ride it so much that I only got these tires 4 months ago and the tread on the back tire is already worn to the rim. It's very easy to wipe out on it.I secretly hope I wipe out in a bad moment and don't get back up.I fucking hate diabetes.
>>27599739
http://youtu.be/cdFz7EgPUik
>>27599791
Don't give up the ghost, anon. Life always finds a way, Jeff Goldblum told me so I know it to be true.
>>27599793
This is awesome.
I want Dashie to get a really bad upper respiratory tract infection.
Then I want her to blow her nasty yellow-green infected snot into my eagerly awaiting mouth so I can swish it around, savoring the taste for several minutes and swallow it.
>>27600075
Well done. I think I just got ebolazikacanceraids from reading that.
>>27599683
I'm in an Air Force commissioning program and am hoping to become a fighter pilot. Dash has definately helped me keep the end goal in sight, and when she made the Wonderbolts team it literally made me smile for a whole week...even though the episode could've been better.
>>27599670
You fucked up
No ports for you just sandbox deployments
You will never experience the four floors of whores in Thailand.top floor is ladyboys
As fun as Thailand ladyboys sound, I think Ill have to pass.
>>27600223
Is that really what's on the top floor? My chief in RTC said once to never go to the fourth floor.
I never got to go myself to find out. Damn the luck.
>>27600277
Yep, also got to feed baby tigers, ride a elephant and play with a baby elephant in the river.
Was cool
>>27600463
That's some whorehouse! Sign me up!
I found a bit of time to write some green. It's a continuation of the Zephyr story from last thread. I'm open for feedback if anyone has ideas for where they want the story to go!
>The glorious smell of baked donuts wafts over you as you stand outside the small food cart parked near the end of Ponyville Main st. It’s a run-down, whitewashed caravan that’s identified only by small red lettering painted on the side--clearly written by some pony with 3rd grade painting skills. It reads DONUT PALACE III
>It was the equivalent of one of those Mexican border pickup truck burrito vendors.
>It did’t look very legit but you knew that meant it was good, at least it was supposed to.
>Your nose told you your gut was right.
“Holy shit Dash, you smell that?”
>You glance up to her hovering next to you and see her salivating with her eyes locked on the cart.
>”Dude don’t remind me!”
>And so does the line.
>Oh yeah. You forgot she hated lines.
>From your position you count the ponies in line ahead of you. They weren’t exactly in line, more of a gaggle.
>About ten or so…might as well be a hundred. As far as Dash is concerned, the world would come to an end before you get to order.
>You chuckle to yourself; not exactly going well for a first date.
>At least she’d stopped messing with you now. If you had to pretend to be her colt friend any longer you weren’t sure you’d be able to keep it together.
>You’ve been best friends for several months, but you had no idea she had a more…feminine side until today.
>If you could even call it that…
>She punches you on the shoulder before dropping to her hooves to rest her wings.
>“You really suck at dates dude.”
>Dammit you jinxed yourself.
”Well I wasn’t aiming to impress if that’s what you’re wondering.”
>”Heh, don’t worry, you’re not.”
>That was cold.
>You reach over and ruffle her mane a bit. She ducks out from under your hand but the damage was already done.
>>27601004
>”I told you not to do that dude!”
>She’s so cute when she gets angry and it makes you want to do it again.
>But if you did, you might not get your hand back.
>Luckily the ponies in the line either don’t notice or are too frustrated with the waiting to care. That’s probably the only reason you were still alive.
>She did threaten you with death the last time you did it, but then again a bit of friction was necessary to keep you both on your toes/hoof tips.
>You were just eager to keep her mind off her frustrations. Your daily schedule did not plan for a grumpy Dash.
“Hey, look on the bright side. At least that green guy stopped bothering you.”
>She softens up and drops her defensive stance.
>”Pfft, yeah he did. Ever since he graduated that hair school he’s been like super confident in everything.”
“So he doesn’t know when to take no for an answer?”
>”No, it’s like he all the sudden had a massive ego boost or something.”
“Then you two should get along great.”
>She gives you a shocked look and you bring your hands up in mock defense.
>“You can’t be serious.”
“Oh I am, you have the biggest ego I know. You would make two of a kind.”
>Another, unidentified emotion flashes behind her eyes for a split second, just long enough for you to catch it.
>”Do you really think that?”
>For the second time in a day she surprised you, but this time it was a bit more unsettling.
>Rainbow Dash was sad.
>That won’t do at all. You kneel down to her level and rest a hand on her shoulder.
“Dash, you know I’m just teasing right? I mean, sure you have a big ego and all, but that doesn’t make you any less likable.”
>You really hoped she didn’t take that jibe too seriously, the last thing you wanted to do was hurt her. The more you had gotten to know each other the more often you two found you were pushing your limits. Even if she was the Rainbow Dash she was still a pony with feelings.
>She was also your best friend.
>>27601416
>And you’d be dammed if you lost a friend over careless words.
>It was really amazing how much you could read into other ponies’ body language, you never expected it to translate to human body language but it did.
>And their eyes…her eyes…were windows into her soul.
>She blinks and it snaps you out of your trance.
>She’s looking much happier now: Crisis management accomplished.
>Her eyes dart to the grass and she shuffles her hooves a bit.
>”Heh, because you know he’s not my type at all…”
>Oh…this was new information.
“You know, somehow he just didn’t seem cool enough.”
>You give her shoulder a pat and stand up.
>For a second you could almost see her face tint red, but it was probably an illusion from the noon sun. And even if it wasn’t she was probably embarrassed about your public heart-to-hear conversation.
>”AHEM!”
>Both your heads snap around to see a frustrated looking earth stallion at the front of a long line, tapping his hoof on the ground.
>You turn the other direction and see the line in front of you has completely disappeared.
“Sorry!”
>You jog up to elderly mare at the stand with Dash close behind.
“Good afternoon ma’am I’d…”
>”Don’t be holdin’ up no lines, ya-hear!”
“Uhh…sorry ma’am we were just…”
>”Is how I make man livin!”
>”Look lady, we already said we’re sorry so just drop it!”
>You speak up to cover for Dash before the two can get in an argument.
“Like I said, my apologies. Now we’d like to support your living’ if you’ll let us.”
>Her eyes shift back and forth giving you disapproving looks.
>”Alright but keep it short we’re goin’ on a lunch break soon.”
“Got it, I’ll take a uhh…”
>Your eye gloss over the menu for the first time.
“…deep fried glazed cream filled donut, and she’ll…”
>”And I’ll have the same, but with chocolate icing.”
>>27601600
I'll work on it some more tomorrow, but right now the sleeps call.
fucking bump
>>27599791
What bike you riding bro??
I'm slowly making my way around the world on a GSXR-1000.
I don't have diabetes or want to join the military..but I understand what you mean by secretly wanting to 'ride yourself off'
I was in a horrific bike accident in when I was in Australia, but somehow managed to not only survive, but walk away from it relatively unharmed. It sounds awful, but honestly I wish I'd been killed. At least I would've died guilt and depression freeand my parents would get a decent $400k from my life insurance
>>27602563
Oh you thought I meant?
No mate. I ride a shitty Walmart bicycle which is scratched and has damaged brakes and fucked up derailleur. I really don't even think its safe 30% of the time to ride it. Sometimes the pedals are fucking skipping all out from under my feet.
Biking makes my blood sugars low, and it gives me atleast a temporary high when I'm doing crazy shit, so whatever.
Type 1 diabetics have a thing called Sudden Death Syndrome, where if they exert themselves really hard during the day and they don't do the right chance there's a slight chance they won't wake up.
From what I've heard it's a pretty peaceful way to go. I still hope it happens to me.
>>27602572
Damn, that does sound like a good way to go..
Probably better than when I eventually break my neck riding in NZ
>>27602580
Man yesterday I woke up and forgot to take my long acting insulin, and I went
>"I should probably inject anyway just incase... But it sounds so bad..."
I had forgotten to inejct before, but I realized the mistake WAY too late to inject to make up for it. This was only 2 hours though after waking up so I had time to inject and not fuck things up too bad.
But there was the chance I already injected and just forgot, and double layering my insulin could have been deadly.
I fucking did it anyway.
I did it and I went through the day with this very dreadful, very grim feeling that I could be approaching death. It was very fucking weird. I went to bed still though without checking my glucose(I ran out of test strips)and went
>Well, if I don't wake up, whatever.
Here I am.
It's so weird knowing that impending death could possibly be around the corner.
>>27602592
Sounds pretty similar to riding a motorcycle. Especially a superbike..
That thing hits 200mph easy and when you're going that fast there's always the part of you that acknowledges that you could potentially die at any moment if something went wrong. It's part of what makes it so thrilling.
Although, you should probably just have a tally of the injections so you know for sure
>>27602563
>>27602572
If I didn't know any better I would think that some of us would waifu death itself.
>>27602592
That reminds me of this time years ago I was at a party and was drunk as I'd ever been. I was talking to this guy and he says "Hey, you want some oxycontin?"
"Fuck yeah I want some oxy" I tell him, and without question take it. Afterwords I ask him "Anything I should know about this?" He tels me "Don't go to sleep for a while, you could die."
I stayed up, in sheer terror, until 10 the following morning.
>>27602592
eat some carbs if you think you took to much and have emergency glucose on hand, my younger brother and dad both have type 1 diabetes, when my father was young and he blood sugar would drop really like like below 30 he would eventually freak the fuck out and the adrenaline would kick in bringing his sugar level back up, except he would lose his mind, twice he had to be carried out by 6 officers to the ambulance due to the adrenaline rush and lack of glucose in the brain causing temporary insanity. it's the blood sugar highs that do the real damage
>>27601699
Seems to be going fine just the way you're doing it. Thanks for writing.
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Why do you reckon Dash was calm throughout all of Hurricane Fluttershy, never once raising her voice that I recall, when she's shown how some of Fluttershy's ways can irritate her in the past?
Even still it seems that way actually. Fluttershy was trying to back out despite it being a collective Ponyville Pegasi effort
>>27597920
* * *
[>>Fast Foward >>]
> "Using these dummies, we're going to be practicing the application of the healing bandages. Now since not all of us are granted the unique powers of unicorns, doesn't mean~" His words fade as you begin to unwrap your bandages and other medical supplies infront of you.
> You already knew what he was going to task you all with.
> Each of the dummies had an injury written on them, from minor wounds to mortal injuries.
> You were to administer first aid appropriately more than likely.
> "The catch is, one of the four will not make it. As in real life you will be tasked to determine that in order to help those that you can still save." You halt as your mouth opens slightly.
> Not make it?...
"B..but sir?.. Are you asking us to discard a life?" Several of your classmates groan in annoyance, some mumble and bury their faces in there hooves.
> "Redheart... I'm asking you to save those that you actually can..." he seems baffled by your confusion.
> But that means by... letting somepony else... die.
> That's not why you're here!
> You refuse to compromise like that!
"What if we choose to save all of them?" You defiantly ask.
> "Well then you're telling me you would risk three other lives who, with a fair amount certanty would survive.. trying to save one... You know what you end up with when you risk that?" His words are oddly calm.
> You feel frozen as his logic sinks in and barely shake your head in response.
> "You end up with four dead bodies, Redheart. Casualty one, maybe needs a splint to keep broken bones in place. Casualty two, a fair amount of patching up. Casualty three, disinfectant on some burns, maybe some antibiotics. And last but not least... Casualty number four. Who needs all of the above. Do you let one two and three go to try to MAYBE save four? Depleting all of your resources?...Burning away precious time?.." his eyes almost search for an answer in you.
>>27603851
> Your own eyes sadden as you struggle to find a logical response.
"I..I would find a way." You insecurely whisper facing your would be casualties.
> "...I hope that you one day do, Redheart..." he looks up to the class, "And I pray to Celestia, that none of you have to ever make that decision. But don't forget that one day you may have to." Several ponies stare at the floor lost deep in the sobering thought.
> He looks around then back to you, "Now.. You have ten minutes" he taps a timer next to him, "Begin."
> The class begins working diligently on their own seperate, yet easiest injuries first.
> You can't help but to stare down at the worst of yours.
> Your wild imagination picturing a writhing pony desperate for help.
> How could you just ignore that?...
> Instructor Oath watches intently to see where you begin.
> The panicked expression you wear begins to fade.
> Your lips tighten as determination takes hold, beginning on your worst casualty.
> Instructor Oath sighs looking away as you begin to work on your 'patient'.
> A fallen pegasus, compound breaks to the left side, multiple lacerations, with head trauma and~
> The door creeks open, "Hip, my friend! A moment please?" A strange looking... thing standing on two legs leans into the class.
> "Ah! Sergeant Anonymous!" Instructor Oath's expression lights up.
> "Oh please. You know you don't need to call me that." He waves a dismissive hand.
> It's him?
> That human?
> Instructor Oath heads out of the classroom with a wide smile, where the human greets him with a hug.
> You try to focus on your task at hoof, but can't help but to hear some muffled conversation from the less than maintained walls.
> It's difficult to make out, but at one point you think you hear your name.
> Looking up, you notice the instructor pointing you out with a hoof to a nodding Anonymous.
> You tense with a gulp and go back to work.
>>27603898
****
"Thirty seconds to target!" You yell back to your right wing flier, Gilda who stays in perfectly steady formation with you despite the heavy winds and cloud cover.
> She nods acknowledging your message before you both simultaneously pitch right and begin slow descent in your matching academy uniforms.
> The rain droplets that begin to fall as you near breaking cloud coverage, begin to sting your cheeks as your descent angle increases.
> "Ten seconds! Let's do this Dash!" Gilda calls out from your right.
> You raise a hoof before speaking.
"Three, two, one... Let's kick some flank!!" You point downward as you begin a nose dive in perfect unison tightly tucking your wing span.
> You both pierce the heavy gray clouds causing it to swirl behind you, like an emerging tornado.
> An awaiting Spitfire standing a small distance away from a multi colored ringed target lowers her glasses watching intently with a slightly agape mouth almost dropping her clipboard.
> Your cheeks begin to involuntarily flap from the increasing speed, as you nose dive hooves first towards the target.
"Ready?!" You almost choke on the force of the wind.
> "Ready!"
"Now!" You shout fighting the force of the wind.
> With machine like precision, both of your wings spans open wide steadying your descent.
> And with a release of a rip cord, both drop simulation ordance on the target.
> Immediately you both bank back towards the clouds pitching left.
> Spitfire eyes the target as four smoke trails from your dropped 'ordnance' stream upwards from the bullseye mark.
> You can't help but to look over your shoulder to see yourself
"Aww yeah! Awesome! We did it again Gilda!" You Pump a victorious hoof as Gilda approaches to fly even to your right.
> "Yeah, not bad Crash!" She shoots you a confident smirk
>>27603747
I don't think she's MUCH calmer in Hurricane Fluttershy than normal, if she comes across that way, it's mostly because of the writer.
>never once raising her voice that I recall
There's (at least) the tree-scene in the beginning, where RD is physically shoving FS towards the treebrary when she's disguised as a tree. Strictly speaking she doesn't raise her voice, no, but acting out like this counts for a lot.
Some other examples of when RD is going soft on her are Griffon the Brush-Off, where RD tells Pinkie they shouldn't prank Fluttershy because she's too sensitive, watching the dragon migration in Dragonquest (although Fluttershy's reaction is completely out of whack, entirely because of a bad writer).
Even in Dragonshy, an episode often quoted as an example of Dash being a cunt, Dash doesn't confront Fluttershy, she confronts Twilight, the one insisting on dragging Fluttershy along.
Dash knows Fluttershy better than anyone, and knows when she's pushing her too far (most of the time). RD is a firm believer in "tough love", but she also knows where Fluttershy's limits are.
It seems to me the only times Dash crosses those limits it's because of outside factors and huge amounts of stress, like the jousting competition in Return of Crystal Empire.
>>27603949
> Crash?!
> You hate that!
"Shut up you lame.. uh.. Catbut!" Regret immediately begins to consume you at the terrible come back.
> You know she won't let that slide.
> Gilda begins to laugh aloud before pretending to paw at your direction in a cat like manor with her claws.
> "Rawr, good one Crash! Haha!" She teases still playfully swatting at you.
"Cut it out!" You puff your cheeks in frustration as you pitch left away from her speeding away.
> "Aww somepony is mmaadd." She flies wingtip to wingtip with you after a moment of catching up.
> Your cheeks remained puffed, but you couldn't stay mad at her forever.
> You two are too awesome of a team.
>>27603988
Have more to post [if interest]. Life happened. So dassit for now. I'll get more up when I can. Hope it's enjoyed. Comments feedback appreciated.
>>27603747
It may not be evident in some episodes, but I like to think that she understands her friends very well. When she talked to Fluttershy, she knew that she gets upset easily and changed her tone. In fact, that scene and the one where she talks to Scootaloo in the camping episode are my favourite Dash moments. You also see her impersonating her friends often.
>>27603975
Even the jousting competition is kind of playful.
I mean, Fluttershy landing on hay placed just at the right spot.
It's the kind of little details on the show that one can miss.
But if we think about it.
Rainbow Dash never planned to do her any harm.
It's pretty clear from the beginning that the writers are consensiously making Rainbow Dash kind of the protector of Fluttershy to offset her shortcomings.
Sonic rainboom (I think) is the episode that solidified it as a longtime thing.
>>27604116
>>27603975
She confronts Twilight, but it's loud enough for everyone to hear really
I think Dragonshy was the episode I was drawing comparisons to, she gets far more frustrated there, but in Hurricane Fluttershy she's understanding and as I said, doesn't really get frustrated at all, even when Fluttershy was lying to her.
Even in current episodes Dash can get frustrated with Fluttershy, recent example being Scare Master
Was just going through the last episode, did it surprise anyone just how close Rainbow Dash was with Fluttershy's family?
She was practically an extended member and knew all of them pretty well and they knew Dash too. I didn't really realise it first time round.
I also didn't like the song too much first time round. Something about it felt off to me, but listening to it again it's actually really sweet.
>>27604834
The relationship between fluttershy and rainbow dash was really clear for some of us for a long time. (the intro of Dragon Quest for example gives a sneak peek at how much they spend a lot of time with each other off screen)
This episode was just clarifying it 100%.
For the song, the problem is the lack of musical introduction. It's taking off immediately with lyrics.
On the top of my head, it's the first time that happened in the show.
And, well, it felt a little abrupt.
>>27604042
I think her impersonations are more due to her playful nature, but they're all gold
>>27602563
Is this New Zealand?!
>>27575487
bump
>>27605647
Nice
>>27601600
>She looks up with a scrunched, bespectacled snout after typing some notes on what looks like a typewriter.
>”That’ll be all for ya?”
>”Yep.”
>”All aight, that comes ta…tree bits.”
>After you finish paying the lady you grab your donuts and head over to a nearby bench.
>You sit down and hand a giddy Dash her chocolate donut. You’re all too eager to dig in to your own glazed sweet staring up enticingly at you.
>Right before you go to take a bite Dash taps your shoulder.
>”Psssst, heads up, Zephyr’s looking for us.”
>Please god no.
>You tear your tired eyes away from the glazed beauty in your hands.
“Where?”
>Your question was followed by an audible sigh. You were one hundred percent done with this pony.
>First off, you disliked him for the way he was treating your friend. The events of the morning only proved what Dash had told you earlier about him being pushy.
>Second, you disliked the way he tried to buck up to you when you tried to pull Dash out of the awkward situation. Part of you just wanted to tell his scrawny bitch ass to square up.
>”Over there by the post office.”
>Your eyes follow her hoof to the pony in question. It was definitely him, and he was definitely looking for something.
>You check Dash and notice her nervously looking around for avenues of escape. Damn he must really be getting to her.
>She usually never gets this upset by anything other than loosing a Daring Doo book or something. You’ll have to ask her about it later.
“Yeah I see him. He should leave you alone though after this morning.”
>”I hope. He’s starting to creep me out.”
>She shuffles in her seat, her mind completely forgotten about her donut.
>Seeing her uncomfortable like this makes you realize you really don’t like seeing her like this.
>>27589302
Yes
>>27604877
I think it was clear they were friends and spent time together, but just how close was a bit up in the air. The fact she practically felt like a family member implies she actually spent a lot of time with Fluttershy even as fillies.
As for the song, the fact it came out of nowhere is one thing, but I just didn't think it was all that great when listening to it either. Now though, I just love how sweet it is and might have to stick it on repeat
>>27606887
No more?
>Dashie will never sit on your face and smother you with her delicious marefarts
>>27606887
keep it coming mein gott!!!
>>27607391
That's not even my fetish but this still makes me sad somehow. I would gladly endure Dashie's farts if it was something that truly made her happy.
>>27607426
Youre a true waifufag. I want to be like you when I grow up.
>>27607391
>>27607426
>farting
I love her too but that's where I draw the line.
>>27607476
>"drawing a line"
>having limits to what you'd do to make her happy
>ever
You don't really love her then.
>>27607522
There's a huge difference between love and creepy unhealthy obsession, anon. Fart sniffing falls squarely into creepy unhealthy obsession territory.
>>27607563
Yeah and you also get fecal matter into your fucking nose. Could get some bad infections and sickness from that.
>>27607587
>not wanting Dashie's fecal particles circulating in your bloodstream after inhaling them deeply
pleb
What the fuck is this site even
>>27607867
Summerfags newfags, OUT!
Hey guys.
New writefag here.
Any requests? I require the creation of written arts in order to feel fulfilled.yes i am pathetic
>>27608418
I need some cuddle/belly rub green, bonus points for RD having large amounts of enjoyment of fingers.I be your best friend if you do.
>>27606887
It's not dead! Just had to run some errands.
“Look Dash, the only way this will stop is if you…we confront him about it. If we sneak away he’s just going to come back again and again. Just remember I’ve got your back, heck, maybe he’s looking for something else and we’re overthinking it.”
>”Y-yeah, maybe.”
>It doesn’t sound like she believes it, but mentioning that you were there to back her up seemed to give her confidence.
>That’s what friends do after all.
>”Wait, wait, he’s seen us!”
>You glance up to see him trotting over with a very punchable, smug grin on his face.
>”Listen, if he thinks I’m single I’m never going to lose him. Our only chance is to keep up appearances and… uhh… you know…”
“Act like we’re together again?”
>”…y-yeah.”
>Well it worked last time, you just had to keep it up long enough to thoroughly convince him.
>You honestly felt pretty embarrassed acting that way with Dash; it wasn’t because she was embarrassing in any way, you just felt really awkward being that…close to her.
>But you were’t going to let her down right after you promised you had her back.
“Ok, but if I murder him it’s your job to bury the body.”
>”Heheh… dontcha think that’s a bit cruel dude?”
>You raise your eyebrows at her.
“That depends on his attitude.”
>She tries suppressing her smile and shuffles over closer to you on the bench.
>She’s close enough that you can feel the warmth coming off of her body.
>You suppress your self consciousness, you were doing a favor for a friend and nothing more.
>The time you planned for mental preparation was smothered by her unusually close presence. You hear hoof steps approach.
>The hour of tribulation is upon you.
>”Heyyy Rainbow! Fancy seeing you here.”
>>27608992
Do you pretype this?
Im on the edge of mah seat
>>27608992
>>27609280
I like to pretype green when I can, but I'm restricted on time I just type when I have the opportunity. Sorry I'm not the fastest typer, but I should finish the next arc before I go to sleep.
>She looks up from her donut and acts surprised to see him.
>”Oh, hi.”
>”Doesn’t look like you’re enjoying your lunch.”
>Zephyr motions to the donut Dash was holding but still hadn’t touched.
>”Oh…no just uhh, haha, hadn’t gotten around to eating it yet.”
>That laugh sounded really fake.
>She takes an unusually large bite out of the donut and begins painfully chewing it while talking.
>”Iss… reaw goot!”
>”Oh Rainbow you don’t have to eat that trash just to please your…acquaintance. Why don’t you let met take you to get some real food!”
>That ruffled her feathers. Literally. But her mouth was too full to let out more than an angry grumble.
>Wow and he was still ignoring you.
>Not murdering him might be harder than you thought.
“For the record she actually wanted to eat here too, so if she says the donut’s good, the donut’s good.”
>You were going for the Clint Eastwood macho voice from that one western movie you saw.
>Understandably it failed. You were missing the half inch beard and the poncho…and the six shooters.
>Zephyr still had the smug look on his face and you would do anything to get it to go away.
>Dash wasn’t looking to confident either, but you spot an opportunity to fix it.
“Dash you have some chocolate on your face.”
>You motion to the large chocolate streak that ran across most of her top lip.
>”Where?”
>Zephyr advanced and you eyed him warily.
>”Here Rainbow let me help you.”
>”Hey! No one invited you so why don’t you get lost!”
>The outburst stopped him in his tracks.
“It’s right on your upper lip Dash.” You say calmly.
>Her tongue shoots out to lick it up but she only succeeds in smearing the chocolate across her blue fur along with a glistening coat of saliva.
>>27609452
“It’s really thick icing so you’re only going to stain your coat. Let me look for a napkin.”
>”Oh…ok.”
>You check your pockets in the hope that you had pocketed a handkerchief or something earlier. But before you can finish Dash speaks up.
>”Can’t you just uhh… use your finger things?”
>Finger things?
>Well it would work but then where would you…oh.
>Your face turns a shade of red in response to your thoughts.
>Well, you did promise her you’d keep up the role playing, for now at least.
>And that would definitely fall under the roleplaying as a colt friend category.
>Get it together, just act confident and it will go off without a hitch.
“Y-yeah, here.”
>She leans forward to meet your hand as you gently wipe the chocolate icing off her wet upper lip with your thumb.
>Without missing a beat you bring your thumb to your mouth and lick the icing off.
>You had to admit, even with Dash’s drool it tasted pretty good.
>Or was it good because she licked it first?
>Your face was now unavoidably betraying your emotions.
>Dash was surprised as well and you saw a hint of red touching her cheeks.
>Whatever you do don’t make eye contact.
>Your suffering…well resiliency, was rewarded by a crack in Zephyr’s facade.
>Just a crack, but it was enough to grab onto.
>Little did you know Dash planned on turning it into the grand canyon.
>”Now it’s on your face silly!”
>What.
>Your eyes lock on Dash’s, she has a rather playful smile, and she manages to wink at you.
>She obviously plans on doing something which was obviously going to take you out of your comfort zone again.
>She leans forward smile and all, and you resist the urge to lean back.
>We’re sailing uncharted waters captain!
>>27609523
>After today you’d be the equivalent of Christopher Columbus.
>She’s close enough now that you can smell her breath, and it doesn’t smell bad either.
>You couldn’t tell what was in it, but it was kinda nice.
>You looked into her eyes one last time and all you could get out of them was ‘trust me’.
>Then it happened.
>Dash’s head tilts and her tongue rolls out as she drags it slowly across your lips.
>The shock of what she was doing hit you like a freight train and your entire body felt like you were standing naked in front of an open oven.
>Her surprisingly long tongue form fit to your lips and left a sticky Dash-trail as it traced the length of your mouth.
>A hot breath left her nose and warmed your face.
>It was numbing, but not desensitizing. It was a pleasant numbness.
>You hated to admit it, but under normal circumstances you wouldn’t even complain. Luckily these weren’t normal circumstances.
>As soon as it started, it was over.
>Her tongue retreats back to its home and you catch a glimpse of chocolate on it.
>She did get what she was aiming for, it would’ve been hard to miss with that tactic but still…
>It was now her turn to be beat red.
>Surprisingly, you find your feet much faster than her and manage to get the show back on track.
“Thanks…I know I can always count on you.”
>You reach out and hook an arm around her, pulling her into your shoulder while ruffling her hair with your free hand.
>She didn’t resist, nor did she give you a sour look for the ruffle, instead you’re met with a kind of thousand yard stare…and more blushing.
>”Y-yeah s-sure thing.”
>Dash had effectively put herself out of commission with her last stunt, you were going to be on your own for a while.
>Luckily that wouldn’t be much of an issue.
>Zephyr was gone.
>Just a bunch of ponies staring at you two with wide eyes.
>You get up and nudge her to follow you.
>You were headed back to your place. You two had a lot to sort out.
>>27609704
I'll continue it soon! It's not at a cliffhanger so it shouldn't be a painful wait.
>>27609717
this is p good
>>27609704
This is great. Loving it.
Dashie boop
>>27609717
Really enjoying this.
pastebin link?
>>27604990
yupand it's fucking incredible
>>27610991
Those views are wonderful
>>27602563
>>27610991
Requesting green of anon taking rainbow on a motorbike showing her the sights
>>27607100
Just to add, I think I realised why I didn't really like the song. It was partially to do with Zeph's character and how through the episode he wasn't exactly very likeable, which made it feel a bit off when Dash was there to support him too, since he pulled a lot of shit so it all felt a bit off. But like I said, watching it back I realised how close Dash was with the family and now I can appreciate the song more.BUT IF YOU JUST GIVE IT YOUR ALL, YOU'LL START TO WORK IT OUT
Passing the baton, would you count these as hoofbumps?I'd say no
>>27595592
Hey guys. Do you have any requests? I'm not too good as you can see from my art but I will try to deliver.
>>27612011
Dash cruising around in a cloud car
When taking a break from overwatch what else can one do except draw some overwatch.
