Rarity thread.
>>27570213
I would rape her so many times that her cutie mark would morph into the shape of my cock and balls
>People are trying to make a Sparity General
>We can barely have a Rarity thread that's not an image dump or dies quickly.
I'm salty.
>>27573189
I know, right?
Where the fuck are all the Rarifags? And why the fuck do we never get any greens?
Darlings!
Currently I'm writing a short fic with her and I've been drawing so I can keep myself doing something because I don't want to give up on anything.
I'll take a request, but I just ask that it's simplistic, and please don't expect some god-tier result.
>>27573229
greens are for the uncultured
the true patricians create their own fantasy, based on merit, logic, and reason
>>27573445
So Dashfags are uncultured?
>>27573534
all waifufriends are cultured
it's the ones who change waifus and rely on greens to find love that are the scum
bumperino
>>27573229
probably scared by various troll that waste every thread.
>>27573236
i want to be her boss and take advantage of this.
>taking your wife out for your anniversary
>you see her trot down from the bedroom
>she's absolutely beautiful, from hoof to ear she is gorgeous
>"Does this look decent, darling? I'm not sure how I feel about this, I mean this is such an occasion!"
>you reassure she looks beautiful, hold her front hoof and give her a kiss on the lips
>she blushes and gives a starry glance at you, "You always know how to make a lady feel beautiful, Anon."
>"Heavens! Look at the time, we're going to miss our reservation! With haste, dear!"
>you hurry to the restaurant and make it just in time
>you're seated, the atmosphere is consumed with romance as you stare into the eyes of your beautiful wife
>you share a bottle of wine and have a lovely meal
>you talk, falling evermore in love with the her
>she strokes your hand with her hoof, caressing your skin so softly and subtly
>"Can you believe it's been a year since we said those magic words?"
>you see tears welling up in her eyes, "You've made me the happiest mare in Equestria, Anon."
Continue Y/N?
>>27574709
yes
>>27574709
Sure, go ahead
>>27574697
I think she'd rather be your boss
>>27574709
>she wipes her eyes, "I'm sorry for being dramatic, but you have. You treat me like a lady and I am so grateful."
>she leans in and gives you a long and passionate kiss
>you can feel her warm lips pressed against yours, she moves her hoof to delicately stroke your chin and neck
>she slowly releases from the kiss and gives you the gaze you fell in love with
>her flickering eyelashes and sapphire blue eyes send an overwhelming sense of love and affection through you
>this moment seems to last ages, you never want it to end
>her white coat seems to be radiantly shining, her curves held so tightly by her beautiful dress and adorned with jewelry
>truly she is your jewel, the most beautiful and graceful mare in Equestria
>you tell her how lucky you are to have her, how gorgeous and elegant she is
>her cheeks fluster with red as she hears this, she never took compliments well but she greatly appreciated them nonetheless
>"Anon...you could've chosen any mare in Equestria" she slides her hoof down your forearm,"I'm so happy you chose me."
>>27574804
maybe, but in the pic she is a sexy secretary.
This pic always gets me
>>27575625
idem.
>>27573534
Dashfags are... a curious bunch. Every time I check on their general it's either a political argument, or shipfags/waifufags shitstorm
>>27574692
There's not really that many trolls, just the "Rarara a shit" guy and then whore jokes.
>>27576670
Can't forget the /trash/ screenshot
>>27574884
This is nice. I love these feelgood stories.
For you merch collectors, looks like we're getting some Rarity stuff soon. Wave 2 of the Minis should be this month and has Rarity with the dress from the dance, and Wave 3 is supposed to be next month and has Rarity with the pep rally stuff. Also next month is the Rarity doll that moves her eyes
>>27578196
These actually don't look too bad, except for the cutiemark tattoos. Should've put them on the dresses, or even not include them at all. The EqG characters also don't have their cutiemarks, I don't get why it was necessary to add them on the toys.
>>27578196
>dat bare shoulder
Unf
>>27579492
Toy modders have found an easy way to remove to cutie tats, so you could technically have one without the mark on her face.
This pony really does deserve more threads and green.I'd continue on with my story for her if my attention wasn't being pulled in two other directions.
>>27579492
>>27579651
Yeah, I think the way to do it is use nail polish remover, but of course be gentle because you don't want to accidentally touch the eye.
>>27580068
Agreed. At least the show is giving us plenty of her.
>>27570213
bamp for pretty rarara
>>27580546
Let's just hope it's just as much in the second half.
curvedhorns
lewd warning
https://derpiboo.ru/1171743
>>27583516
I think that was a little more than just lewd.
But that reminds me, since I'm curious, what's our opinion on Nightmarity here? I used to really hate it, but I've been finding myself warming up to it as I realize it was more IDW's shit writing to blame, and that the actual concept could be handled much better.
Reminder to snuggle your Rarity plush(ies) tight tonight.
>>27570213
I want to rape Rarity until her intestines fall out of her anus
>>27585041
Please don't.
>>27584817
Wish I had one, Anon.
>>27583516
>https://derpiboo.ru/1171743
what a whore
>>27570213
Be honest with yourself Anons, are you good enough for her?
>>27583672
Nightmare Rarity has a good design
>>27580546
I'm so pleased we're getting loads of her this season. Brightens my day whenever she appears on screen.
Lot's of bitching about it on EQD though. Some even going as far to say she should even appear in the show at all anymore.
But they can all go kill themselves, if her appearing on the show hurts them so much.
>>27585822
In this season she is one of most present characters.
>>27586619
As she should be.
>>27586619
At least it's an apolgoy for S3
>>27573294
Rarity holding ISIS flag
>>27586643
>>27590064
This thread needs s'more Rarity...
>>27590087
>This thread needs more Rarity getting DPed by graham cracker ponies
Comic thread with Rarity focus:
>>27591850
Let's hope it doesn't suck.
>>27591952
>let's hope the comic doesn't suck
such naïve
very optimist
wow
>>27591952
Pretty sweet comic. 8/10
>>27592236
Why is it so difficult to get consistently good IDW artists?
>>27589026
Don't say I didn't try.
>>27593080
not bad!
Rarara a cute
>>27591952
aside from some creepy faces, the comic is cute. Maud and Rarity have good dynamics.
>>27596233
And at least there was a cute face for every really bad one.
>>27598799
>>27598805
Rarity's parents are best parents
>>27599396
Rarity's whole family is great
How about instead of another Applejack family episode, I'd love for one with Rarity's family, not just Sweetie Belle.
>>27600231
That would be neat.
>>27575625
Me too. This pic is beyond hot.
>>27585822
>EQD
EQD and it's readers are a complete cesspool of retards. I would rather eat a bullet than read the comments there ever again. It is a complete hive mind and there are fuckers that live there with comments in the 30k plus. EQD and it's readers can jump up my ass and fight for air.
I love MLP but most of the fandom is pure anal grease.
Here is a nice Rarity
>>27576690
NCmares is the best. Everything he does is gold.
>no hooves.
Eh, whatcha gonna do? Can't win 'em all.
>>27603021
the quality of that webm is extremely painful
>>27603985
You're a big poster.
So the next episode (Rarity/Pinke map episode) was written by Matt Vogel and is going to have a song.
Really excited!
https://mega.nz/#!eoxCDJgB!uH5TsGwqs5wJD12MkhO94qI6nyRbH-lkkqN1ij5rbhs
>>27605608
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27605608
>Rarity and Pinkie song
Have another Christmas episode where the ponies reenact "A Christmas Carol" with Rarity being Scrouge yet she learns the importance of generosity so it fits her element
>>27606041
the elements of harmony are gone dude
>>27606041
We already had a Christmas Carol episode, anon.
>>27606054
>>27606056
Jesus I'm behind
>>27606054
Stop reminding me.
>Going through your Rarity folder and remembering the comics had a noir Rarity at one point
>Came out before the show's version, and still the show did a much better job
>>27609240
no surprise there
>>27605608
a song? really?
>>27610246
Yes. Really.
>>27609240
Eh, comics noir Rarity was nice as well. It was just the overall story wasn't so good.
