"Ameizing" Edition.
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Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
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Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times
Notice:
Post any /nst/ pastebins that have not been added to the archive.
>>27548007
First for twitwiI need it
>>27548007
Second for She ate my cake.
Who is Twilight's best friend?
>>27548293
Depends on who you ask, nonnie. Personally, I'd say___Spike
>>27548293
Trumplight, she wants what's best for every Twilight.
>it's up to Anon to help her with her new magic collecting device(s)
>>27548293
My dick
Don't doubt it
>>27548293
Sunset
>>27548558
Spike is her pet
>>27548897
Flat chested is the only option.
>>27548007
>no glasses
You had one job.
>>27549298
I was a little mad too but I liked the idea
>>27549298
Still has the twiddly bangs on the sides!
Seeing twilight as mei make me not like her even more than i usually do. I despise mei because of how retarded she is.
>>27550137
you say that like you already hate twilight
and if you do why are you here
>>27550219
He's here for the (you). I want to spank Twilight and watch her buttcheeks jiggle, as she gasps in shock,
>>27492802
>Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.
>One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
>Time is the slowest river of all, and your boat casually floated along.
>The hours drained away from the clock as the day went on.
>By nine o’clock, the rest of the mobsters had awoken.
>By ten, they had finished their morning rituals, whatever they were, and meandered around the downstairs.
>By eleven, you were all playing more games with each other.
>You tried to include a larger variety that day than the previous one.
>Your original plan was to start with very simple exercises to help people get to know each other.
>Following that, you would work on building actual relationships.
>Lastly, you would forge actual trust building.
>That last part would get a bit more...involved.
>Nothing to worry about. You had everything planned out.
>Just a few guns, a bomb, and a yeti scare. Simple mind games.
>You know, to bring everyone together.
>Now, you could go through and explain what happened on that day, but honestly you’ve been on the cabin trip long enough and you doubt you have much time now.
>Your door should be down within the hour, so let’s move on, shall we?
>Just to glaze over the details, Dr. RedHeart never opened up. In fact, after that little bomb trick, she became quite enraged with you and pulled out a gun.
>Lucky for you, two guardian angels came to save the day.
>Anonymous leapt in front of you and hugged you, using his body as a shield for bullets that never came.
>Rainbow Dash assailed the corrupt doctor and gave her a such a beating that it required hospitalization.
>Rose Luck had to leave early to get Dr. RedHeart to the hospital. Silver Blossom had gone with them, worried that in her absence, someone had broken into one of her jewelry stores.
>As for everyone else, things went fine.
>You really felt like the mobsters trusted each other. You knew they could work together now as one unit rather than several entities tolerating each other.
>>27550350
>On your way back home, Rainbow Dash was extra excited.
>She was so worked up in fact that when she needed to take a rest, you assumed it was she had tired herself out with her “road trip fun” nonsense.
>As you would later find out, it was because she had only gotten a few hours of sleep during that whole trip.
>She stayed up through the bulk of the night making sure nobody made a surprise visit to your room.
>As thanks, you got her front row tickets to every Wonderbolt event for the next year.
>An offer she couldn’t refuse.
>In the time you were gone, nothing much happened in Canterlot.
>Silver Blossom contacted you, saying that in fact she had been robbed.
>You set the police on the case by waving some green in the right direction.
>One week later, the stolen jewels were found on the black market and returned to their owner.
>She was so thankful that she invited you over for dinner.
>You ultimately had to refuse, as you had much work to catch up on.
>Yes, you were that far behind.
>It’s a lot of work being a crime lord.
>She was sad to hear, but understanding.
>She was insistent on making it up to you though.
>You were taken aback at how much each gem meant to her.
>Even with a whole empire, the loss of three individual necklaces was debilitating.
>You set up lunch for the next week.
>Dorceas. Her treat.
>>27550356
>You had finally caught up on work and finished lunch with Silver Blossom.
>As another bit of good news, Dr. RedHeart was finally released from the ICU. She would be up on her feet in one or two months.
>You might have been worried, but from what you knew of her character, she wouldn’t have the balls to make another move for you after what Rainbow Dash put her through.
>Actually, let’s get to your first meeting.
>It was two months after the cabin trip that Dr. RedHeart reached out to you.
>She wasn’t out of the hospital yet, so you paid her a visit.
>The nurses were kind enough to direct you to her room.
>A good sign, you thought, since those women were likely good friends of hers and wouldn’t have let you through for anything if given the order. That meant Dr. RedHeart had no ill will toward you.
>Or rather, not much.
>You entered her room.
>She was covered with two blankets. The normal thin cloth one provided to all patients, and a much comfier looking yellow wool one.
>Her face was covered in bandages. You could tell because each one was outlined by large black and yellow spots that mottled her porcelain flesh.
>She turned her gaze from the television in the upper corner of the room to you.
>Then they widened so fast and so much that they nearly popped out of her head.
>”No! No, get her out of here! Get her out! Out!”
>You raised an eyebrow and stepped into the room.
>”Out! Get out! Nurse! Guards! Somebody get her out!”
>The room was filled before you knew it.
>Two large men grabbed your arms, only to be beaten off by your shadow.
>”Not the purple one! The blue one! Get her out!” screamed Dr. RedHeart.
>It all made sense to you.
>You held your hand up to Rainbow Dash, ending her beating of the guards.
“Rainbow Dash, if you would.”
>”But, Twi, what if she pulls something?”
>”Do I look like I could pull anything?!”
“She makes a strong argument.”
>>27550361
>Your companion huffed and dropped the bloodied man.
>”If you need me, just, you know, yell.”
>With that, she left.
>Dr. RedHeart breathed a sigh of relief.
>You were satisfied with her seemingly relaxed self, but before you could open your mouth, that all went away.
>”Jesus, what were you thinking bringing her here?” she snapped. “The one person I’m least likely to want to see and you drag her along for the ride. Aren’t you supposed to be the smart one?”
“Nice to see you, Dr. RedHeart. Gee, pleasure to see you too, Twilight. Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to visit me.”
>”Go choke on a cock.”
“Why must you make things difficult?”
>You took a seat by her bed and pulled up close to it.
>She scowled and turned from you back to the television.
>On it was some soap opera. From what you could make out, Jonathan's evil twin, Ramone, made love to his wife six months ago. When Jonathan discovered the child wasn’t his, he killed his twin, and now the wife is suing him for the loss of her child’s father.
>You remember hearing about something like that once. A fetish.
>You can’t quite remember what it was called, but it was pretty dumb if you remember correctly.
>But then, most fetishes are.
>So, you picked your hand up and rested it on one of her bandages.
>The woman yanked her head away from you.
>She stared at you with eyes like daggers.
>”What the fuck are you even doing here? Haven’t you done enough?”
“You haven’t kicked me out yet. That counts for something.”
>”We can change that. Guards!”
“I’m sorry.”
>”Gua--” she stopped dead in her tracks.
>There was a long moment of silence.
>>27550370
>”What did you say?”
“I said I’m sorry. What happened to you shouldn’t have happened.”
>”You’re sorry?”
“Yes. I’m out there living my life normally while you’re cooped up in here. It isn’t right. I’m sorry for what’s happened to you, and I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me.”
>”You’re sorry?”
>Her lips curled up into a smile.
>”You’re sorry. Hey, everyone here that? She’s sorry.”
“Dr. RedHeart?”
>She picked up the remote from the bed and whipped it at the television, shattering the remote into pieces and putting a crack in the glass of the screen.
>”She’s fucking sorry! Wow, gee, thanks, Twilight! Your apology means so fucking much to me! Here, let me put it with all the other ‘sorry’s right under my cast! No, not that cast, the other one! No, the other other one! Thanks for all the fucking sorries!”
“Oh come now. I’m trying to be the bigger person here.”
>”You can only take pride in being the bigger person if you had anything to lose in the first place, you purple fuck. Get the fuck out of my room! I don’t want your sorry and I don’t want you!”
>You couldn’t move.
>You were shocked to say the least.
>Up to that point, saying you’re sorry had always worked.
>Granted, you hadn’t needed to say it since high school, and that was a much different environment.
>When you wouldn’t budge, she grabbed your collar and shoved you out of the chair.
>”Out! You get out!”
>Getting up off the floor, you dusted off your skirt and crossed your arms.
“Dr. RedHeart, let’s be civil about this.”
>”Civil? You want to be civil? You tricked us into thinking we were going to blow up! Then you have your dyke jock put me in the fucking hospital! I was civil enough going out of my way to humor you in that goddamn cabin, but not anymore! Fuck you and fuck civility!”
>>27550370
>You sighed and began to walk out.
>”And don’t come back! I never want to see your four eyed face again, you hear me?”
>She’d come around eventually.
>It would take a while, but she would.
>Nobody can be mad forever.
>You know. You tried.
I know, I know. Sorry for the delay. Things have been a little hectic around here lately and all the time I've had left to write I was tired. Anyone who's seen me write tired knows how bad of an idea that is, so I thought it best to just hold off all together.
For any new readers wondering what the fuck is going on in this story, you should probably catch up on the rest of it here http://pastebin.com/dCjhbyLK
>>27550370
>You remember hearing about something like that once. A fetish.
Oh well, it's almost as if you could read my mind,shitposting is postponed to the next thread.
>>27550400
Dr. RedHeart is fucking mad, she reminds me of a good childhood friend.
I am loving Moblight, fampai, keep it up.
>>27550234
>watch her buttcheeks jiggle
you are a man of exquisite taste
>don't let those shitposters drag you down, brah
>gotta worship Twi, you can get away with anything when you got her on your side
>we're all gonna make it, brah
>>27551619
I want to punch Flash so hard that if this were a 80s action movie he would be sent back to the stone age
>>27551634
At least this Sapphire Savior has something positive to say
>>27551619
Piss off, Brad. If you were real I would so cry for the police to help me while you beat me up so I can sue you.
>>27549284
this
>>27550234
>spanking fetish
Be cautious, fellow anon, for that road is bang in the middle between great taste and shit taste. Mind your step.
>>27551634
>>27551729
Such negativity in this thread. Can't we get along as fellow Lavender Pussy connoisseurs?
Hello everyone!
Posting a bit late, mostly with bad news. I don't have an update yet, which I'm sad about. A combination of comically depressing but true things kept me from finishing this week, which I wish weren't true.
I will try to post for you guys by Sunday! If not, uh... Friday. Yeah, Friday. But I'm shooting for Sunday!
>>27551341
>that fanfic
I was going to write something like it, but I wanted to make sure no one did it yet.Not to sound... I dunno, like an egotistical butt, but I wish I got a chance to do it first, before that guy
>>27552028
>Forgetting trip
Everytime...
Have a bin!
http://pastebin.com/rtxmZtha
>>27549284
>not wanting magic balloons feeding your own little army
>>27548897
Okay that's it, this is officially a thing that Twilight attempts to do in MUPPET. It basically goes like this because I don't want to actually write it.
>Twilight is tired of having a gaudy medallion around her neck at all times.
>Still has breast envy.
>Decides to see if she can kill two birds with one stone, since having the magic contained INSIDE her would make her more reliable.
>It works, but a little too well. Her breasts grow and shrink with friendship and it's impossible to wear anything besides the suit if she wants to keep her top on.
>All her friends make fun of/ have fun with her breasts.
>She decides within a day to reverse it and put the magic back in the element itself.
>She just goes to orgy planet on days she feels extra envious now.
>She's a regular :^
>>27551341
>>27552028
DESU that fanfic isnt that good
And when it started to use terms like pansexual my eyes rolled so hard I couldnt read it anymore
But its art is good
>>27552794
>orgy planet
eh, nah
>>27553219
>Eh, nah
I don't think that's a valid response to what I said. I declared something canonly happens in a story I wrote, and on a planet I invented.
>>27552794
I would like to read this.Mostly the orgy planet part
>>27553292
I now, I'm just not a fan of traveling to monomaniac planets,
and orgies are bad for the brain m'kay
>>27553579
>orgies are bad for the brain m'kay
Only cucking is bad for the brain.
>>27553613
both, and once they gain momentum, a huge danger to society
>>27553847
Only cucking.
For example I can say that this general is a piece of shit solely based on the act that most posters want to get cucked by a shit character like Sunset Shimmer. Shit, we even have greens based on this.
>>27555539
completely avoiding my point, but I get what you mean
>>27555539
>most posters want to get cucked by a shit character like Sunset Shimmer
I don't think you know what cucking means.
>>27555984
I know the meme meaning and the real which was used in times of olde meaning.
I am using the meme meaning.
Fucking cucks.
>>27556141
As a lazy tailor would say: suit yourself.
>>27552937
>terms like pansexual
Like... Gay? Or... Dyke? I've never written that word, nonnie, and I'm actually curious what triggered you.
And it's fine if you don't like it. You don't have to like everything.I try to get good art.
>>27556363
At the beginning its normal
But then it uses all these tumblr tier terms and triex to explain the difference between pansexual and bisexual and its social impact on equestia
>>27556970
Just to clarify it doesnt take a paragraph to explain it or anything
Its a whole chapter
This part comes up when twilight asks sunset if she is ok telling people that shes dating another girl
But instead of saying "yes" or "no" she spends the rest of the chapter explaining how mosy ponies identify as pansexual and how they can use magic to feel more comfortable thats just filled with bullshit that you could find on tumblr
When sunset could easially have said "sure I want to tell people Im dating you" or "Im keeping it a secret for now"
Basically it was unnecessary and had tumblr written all over it
Also it ruins the pacing because this was around when the actual romance starts
>>27548007
now she has glasses
>>27548007
>>27557307
BOOTY HAD ME LIKE
>>27555539
>a shit character like Sunset Shimmer
Sunny is nice grill you dinglehole
>>27557534
this
>>27557534
sunny is really a great character desu
i support all twilight ships but i like Blue magic-school-girl the most
>>27558645
Personally I like the classic Sunlight but I still think blue magic school girl is good
Jeff gibe the End of Boringlight
Is that velvet story still going on?
>>27560673
not sure which one you are talking about but all velvet stories here are good
>>27560694
The one from the last thread where Anon asks Twilight out but she didn't get the memo and set up her mother with a blind date with Anon instead.
>>27560714
That sounds hilarious
>>27560754
And she is actually flirting with him then bought him alcohol.
>based milf.
>>27560817
I need to read this
>>27560900
It's in the last thread.
I don't know if it has a pastebin or not.
The writer is Issac.
>>27561109
Issac Plumbo is great
>>27561237
It's actually the first story I read that he made.
>>27561358
Thats just the first story he posted under that name
>>27561451
Ah.
>>27563853
Next time there's a con writefags should wear a special uniform so /nst/ Anons can spot them.
>>27556970
>>27557105
So at first I thought you had an issue with my green, but then I realized you're on about Fractured Sunlight
I really don't want to be harsh, but yeah. That fic was a certain level of... Bad, all over it.
I really wanted to write something similar to it, too. For /nst/! But I can't really do that anymore without feeling like I'm just copying someone else.
>>27563867
And kill them
>>27563887
think of it as just using the same prompt
>>27563891
>hurting the writefags
Don't you touch one hair on urchin's head
>>27563891
You mess with eqgwf you mess with me
>>27563910
Yeah, I guess so. Interesting way to look at it.
>>27563891
Obviously the first target would be Jeff Hitler Mango, because he is making Boringlight too sad but what you don't expect is that IkeaMan will die protecting him because Jeff is his waifu.
Hey Issac are you planning on continuing the Velvet story?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIscNpa0d3wFor the 1 year anniversary, could we make the new thread exactly on July 2? I say we shit post the thread to make a dank one at 10pm on July 2.
>>27565449
How sweet
bump
>>27567085
Come on 00 bateman dont fail me now
>>27567157>i havent read twitwi
Two for two, huh? Wow better just kill myself.
>>27548897
this
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>>27563867
They were already wearing special bike helmets.
You know, for their down syndrome
>>27567085
I like this game
Too lazy to post the entire comic.
>>27567935
unf
>>27567935
>You will never double team Twilight with Sunset.
>>27564415
As soon as I get over this hangover.So, like, not for a while.
>>27567935
>>27568380
Lewd anon
>>27563887
Flash can pose for days
>>27567085
roll
>>27570000
holy shit.
But I didn't read it.
>>27570015
Do us proud, Anon
>>27570000
>>27570015
DO IT
>>27570000
lucky motherfucker
>>27570000
>>27570015
you need to make love to r9klight
>>27567085
roll
>>27567085
what's emerald savior
>>27570249
>He doesn't know who the emerald savior is.
>>27570249
The green dudesIT'S YOU, ANON!
>>27567085
First roll.
>>27570280
>Lord Anon, Muh Emerald Consort, Chief Copulator of the Holy Lavender Pussy
>>27570294
Lord Anon was great tho
>>27570280
>tfw want to write
>tfw no ideas or much motivation
>>27570015
>didnt read it
here you go
>>27570814
>Have motivation.
>Have ideas about the entire span of a green, world, characters, etc.
>Have no idea how to express them and put them into paper.
I want to kill myself tbqhwy familia.
>>27570920
same
but in my case thats fucking language barrier
just end my life
>>27570944
be strong and get over it as I did.
Don't let dreams be dreams...
Oh here we go.
>>27570920
>not reading books to alleviate this
faggot
>>27570944
>not reading long texts to alleviate this
faguette
>>27570814
>not having motivation
>implying this actually matters
>>27571013
>>27571015
fuck that, i'd rather write on my native
>>27571015
Motivation is all that matters.
The (You)'s also give motivation.
There needs to be a SciTwi-RD dykeshit green.
>>27571047
What is your native? Curious.
>>27571047
>fuck that, i'd rather write on my native
There are writefags here who don't speak english as their native language either. You just don't want to write.
>>27571015
>>implying this actually matters
It makes it a lot easier though.
>>27570814
want to write ? got an idea for ya
>>27571158
Different anon.
>There are writefags here who don't speak english as their native language either.
Only one I think?
>>27571164
what is it anon
>>27564021
But anon. I been messing with the Egg every now and then :^
>>27571218
The anon-teaching-scitwi guy and Dot at the very least. I wanted to mean writefags in this board though.
>>27571105
desu RD istopcunt
>>27571447
and I love both of their stories so I think the language barrier isnt the biggest problem
>>27571284
See >>27548897:°)
>>27571446
we should have fun next time eqg comes around
>>27564157
This would be the shooter.
JC where is my unexpected friendship
>>27572911
I want to fuck Trixie until neither of us have the strength to crawl out of the bed.
And then fuck some more.
>>27573801
I'm making good progress, but it's going to be a long one, so not tonight!Sugarcoat won't shut up.
I appreciate your interest, nonnie c: Sorry it's late
I want to bully this nerd
>>27575167
Her friend would probably punch you in the balls
>>27548007
>Mei Scilight
More than ever now, I need D.Va Sunset.
>>27575182
I will bully her too
>>27575201
>bully
>Sunset
does not compute
>>27572714
I don't know if Trixies face is in pain because she realised she's about to stack it or the fact that she has probably just realised that she can't just throw herself against a broom and expect to flyRIP Trixies babymaking ability
>>27575204
Did you not read the comics
Applebloom bullied her
And if that pipsqueak can do so can I
>>27575221>comics>canon
>>27575226
Isn't that what the pony only crowd says about Eqg's?
>>27575237
But the comics are literally contradicted by both the show and the movies all the time
Even that one that you were talking about contradicted Rainbow Rocks by saying that Sunset's first slumber party was after the events of the movie, but that's to be expected when it's written by some fattass neckbeared SJW who never even watched the source material
>>27575250
Sounds like you are making excuses
>>27575262
wat
When some shitty comic written by literally whos contradicts the official storyline then it clearly isn't canon
You can't have two contradictory things be true at the same time in the same timeline; that's insane
>>27575275
You know your same argument can be made by the >no hooves club in regards to eqg's right?
>>27575280
again, wat
The movies not only do not contradict the show but are also written by the same people from the show and animated in the same way, ect
The comics are simply noncanon IDW cancer that's been taken over by SJW cucks the only WISH they could right on the show
>>27575296
Again watch the show
None of what happened in the movies happens in the show
You are grasping at straws
>>27575307
>None of what happened in the movies happens in the show
I'm seriously confused now
What in the hell are you even on about?
The movies are part of FiM; they're practically like episodes of the show
Of course there aren't going to be episodes containing those exact events; what do you think this is, Dragon Ball Super?
>>27575347
I think that he is "merely pretending."
>>27575347
>defending no hooves
>>27575347
What are you about?
You claimed the comics are not canon
Then turn around and get defensive when Eqg's non canon to the show is questioned
Are you saying eqg's is canon?
Because the show says otherwise
Haven't seen Twilight write to Sunset In the show only hang out with her pet project Starlight
>>27576559
The show ignores it, it doesn't say it isn't canon, it just decides to ignore it.
Now the EQG comics contradict the canon in the films
>>27576263
He is a good writefriend.
>>27576502
>Not purple
>Moe shit
How can someone make this picture worse?
>>27577669
diapers
>>27576692
Sounds like you are grasping at straws
>>27578349
i like this
>>27577879
Sounds like you don't know what grasping at straws means.
For example you are grasping at straws to say that the movies are not canon when the show doesn't even adress them
Big fuckin crow flew down and landed a few feet from me as I was walking into the gym. He stared at me and hopped around a bit before flying away. I named him Apache in honor of BBSA.
>>27580745
>>27580978
Who is this semen demon and why do you post her all the time?
>>27581009
I bet you don't even silky smooth, faggot
>>27581009
It's a character form Darksouls 3. You never see her though but she has an animu girly voice.
I have never posted her before, anon.
EqG I know you are back so where is r9klight
Sorry about being absent lately. Been writing in a different thread, and working on my drawing. Going to get back to writing soon, and hopefully I'll be able to crank out some more art for the thread too.
To get started, here's some random /nst/-related cuties.
>>27582554
And here's a full-size of that Twilight pinup, if anyone wants it.
>>27582664
Your picture was missing something
>>27582760
this
>>27582760
The no background, "4chan colour" looks better.
>>27582760
>>27582994
Must be a blacked fetish/meme.
>>27582995
Yeah well I don't fucking have photoshop so deal with my MS Paint auto color bullshit
>>27583013
I did mine with MS Paint, desu.
>>27583013
use paint.net
>>27583550
>You will never wake up to QT 3.14 nerdy gf and cuddlefuck.
>>27583935
>>27581009
>Travelling through a world of aldritch abominations that make Equestria and canterlot high look like a happy fun playschool
>You're only comfort is >pic related
>she's the only one who shows any true affection and happiness for the world she is in.
>>27581009
>semen demon
She's probably look like this, canonically.
>>27586677
Boss Light.
>>27586677
I want to get punched by bosslight
>>27586677
>No bosslight to cuddle.
>She will never show her cute side only around you.
>>27586677
>mfw no Bosslight.
>get into r9klight without realizing it's unfinished
>pastebin ends abruptly
>check archives
>no updates since August
JUST
>>27587841
We all know that feel bro
>>27587841
EqG wants to return
>>27587841
Thats part 1 that hasnt been updated because its finished
There is a part 2
>>27588240
I know but it also isn't finished.
>>27588240
You mean the part 2 that also hasn't been updated since August?
>>27588425I could of sworn there were updates in september
Has it really been that long
>>27588425
>August
>today is June
Are you a time traveller?
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August 2015
