Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.41
Recent updates: TKing moderation.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27526983
ayyyy
>>27526983
/inv?
>>27526983
Fuck, we have Anti-TK now. Does that mean the dead guys get a money back guarantee? What if someone starts destroying items in the inventory again, like the BAR incident?
I'm making a pastebin for an alchemist/material guide. Updates on it way later, don't expect it instantly, but it'll show a general rating of the actual density of metals. Check it out whenever you have a minute.
Let's idle for this turn, get the /inv link in case there was an update, maybe a list of people who are infinitely AFK.
>>27527026
Oh,were you hoping to kill OTHER players?
>>27526983
lets see last thing I was doing was trying to stop being antisocial and join in on the group activities
how that coming along
>>27527020
>>27527026
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
>>27527049
>Useless is becoming more social?
>>27526983
Look at where I am.
>>27527076
>>27527084
you're right
what was I thinking
something like that could never end well
I'll just quietly follow along as always
>>27527076
YO WASSAAAAAAP
>>27527076
Yo! Lawsmen, due to some deals and shit, the whole problem with Morky and us has been dealt with.
I am still in the room with the switches, right?
>>27527089
>Krono finds himself in Morky's secret magma room.
>>27527096
>Useless is following Krono, or something.
>>27527118
WASSAAAAAAP.
>>27527133
Yes.
>>27527136
Go join up with Jack before he starts the game or something.
>>27527136
Wait for some more people to join by casting shield up alpha on Suitcase.
I open the crate, hoping for a spiffy suit, a halloween mask, or more whiskey.
>>27527076
Either posting on a different thread, a fake, or closed his window.
It's time to grab the Biggest Can of Beans and that Nigger guy. It's obvious he isn't coming back, and if he is, I'll give him replacement shit, don't worry. Just chop his front right leg off, including the shoulder blade, and use the Paperback Book to fold up, wrap around his torso, and cover up the wound to stop any excessive bleeding. As for the newly retrieved leg, we're going to use the Biggest Can of Beans and the five Dr. Pepper bottles to mix soda, beans, and blood together to create six sexy Health Potions. And a few Bones, too, I suppose. We could make a Bone Sword for nostalgia.
>>27527144
"Coming in a second!"
>>27527175
>>27527046
You know, for once, we shouldn't care about Manhorse doing shit.
Want to know why? We got a shit ton of AFK fucks that won't come back until like, I don't know, floor 25 of this fucking game.
>>27527175
Could you not use one of the Dr.Pepper's so I can use it for the Strength Potion?
>>27527175
>>27527215
Hm. Yeah, you got a point. We got healing spells, medigun, etc. I think four cans, which would turn into 5 Health Potions, with beans added.
>>27527136
look around Morky's secret magma room
>>27527190
"Hey guys, I'm back!"
>"Oh, hey guy. Quick tip, you have no arms or legs. You're also have four missing ribs."
"...Uh..."
>"And you're a boat. But, you do get a speed boost for being covered in semen."
"How the fuck--"
>"You had a part-time job as a fleshlight."
"So what...what can I do?"
>"Well, you can start by bending over."
[sigh]
[unzips dick]
"Fill er up."
>>27527215
>>27527229
Oh, sure, you can have one of them. I suggest a dosage of makeshift adrenaline.
>>27527136
Fit the amount accordingly to leave a Dr. Pepper untouched.
>>27527136
Follow Manhorse.
Watch in emotionless horror as he cuts off niggers leg.
>>27527296
>That green text
>>27527140
>Suitcase is following Jack Frost.
>>27527144
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Suitcase!
Suitcase's body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>27527168
>Ruin opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Deflated Balloon!
Deflated Balloon added to Briefcase.
>>27527175
>>27527296
Since Nigger has been out of the game for 5+ threads and 2 floors, it's permissible.
>The 2.5th Manhorse chopped up Nigger's front right leg and shoulderblade for blood. He covered the wound with the paperback book contents, and mixed the entirity of the Biggest Can of Beans and the Dr. Pepper, along with the blood, to make """""health potions""""".
>Bloody Stallion x5 added to Inventory.
>Biggest Can of Beans removed from Inventory.
>All but one Dr. Pepper removed from Inventory.
>>27527233
>Useless looks around the room. Other than the panel and the two switches, there seems to be nothing out of the ordinary here.
>>27527304
>Fruitanon is scarred for life.
>>27527304
>emotionless horror
WAKE ME UP
>>27527333
Read up the Bloody Stallion's stats or whatever.
Oh, manhorse, I have one ground rule: Don't use Gemima or Shepherd unless we have to.
Besides that, go nuts.
>>27527333
Checkum.
Follow Manhorse.
>>27527333
Fuck there goes my Dr.Pepper
Also holy shit Manhorse
Am I in the magma room?
If so,dump the all of the corpse peices into the magma
>>27527333
Hop into that minigame with Jack, which I assume is some sort of sub-floor? Also, yeah, probably should have boiled it like the last Health Potions.
>>27527356
"You ever take a shit so insane, not only do you feel the need to see a doctor, you're scared to flush the toilet?"
>>27527392
He isn't dead yet. We can rebuild him.
>>27527393
"Oh, all the time. But I don't think it's anything to worry about."
>>27527400
Nope nope nope
>>27527349
>Jack Frost inspected the horror that was the Bloody Stallion.
Bloody Stallion - Healing item
Rated gross
Recovers mild HP.
>>27527356
>Fruitanon is following The 2.5th Manhorse.
>>27527392
You are now.
>>27527393
>The 2.5th Manhorse and crew enter the minigame room.
>>27527333
stare intently at the switches
>>27527415
Dump 4 Stallion peices into the magma
I'm leaving one for..reasons.
>>27527415
Well, everyone is here.PULL THE LEVER, KRONK
Pull the green level.
>>27527415
Inspect Minigame room.
"Well, There's been crazier shit to happen here."
Pull lever.
>>27527415
Well this sur-
Wait,Manhorse what are you doing?
OH FUCK WHY?!
MANHORSE YOU SICK FUCK
>>27527449
lever.
>>27527415
While we wait for the shit to turn on, take the potions and put them in the space between the Energy Sword's spikes, to cook them up and hopefully broil any disease/sick stuff out of the mixture. That way, it should have a better effect then raw cannibalism.
>>27527455
Because resources.
>>27527477
Can't you just boil them over the magma?
>>27527136
Fold multiple cards(Which are plastic I presume since they can be used to stir liquids.) together into a cylinder to form a Makeshift Potion Bottle. Fill it a quater way with Dr.Pepper, to three quaters with Whisky, and fill the last quater with some of the liquid from the inside the Inhaler. (In some types of inhalers they use adrenaline. I'm hoping that's what this inhaler has in it.) Then cut a few shavings of iron off of the Iron Rod with the Bat-tle Axe, then add them to the mixture. Make sure the mixture isn't overflowing from the bottle. Use a rolled up card to stir the liquids and the iron together til' it is thoroughly mixed, thus making the Strength Potion.
>>27527415
What did I miss?
>>27527510
We are doing the game.
Remember our deal?
>>27527415
Drink the last Dr. Pepper.
>Reads Manhorse's latest inventions.
>mfw
>>27527510
You lost a leg for health potions.
I look around the room where the crate was, and see if there are any scavengables from the camera as well.
>>27527517
Wrong pone
>>27527516
Yes...
>>27527517
Manhorse?
>>27527449
ok.
>>27527517
>Drink the last Dr. Pepper
No. I need that for a strength potion.
>You lost a leg.
It was Nigger, you little shit.
>>27527524
It was Nigger, some fuck that's no longer with us.
It wasn't you.
>>27527529
Oh.
I'm still gonna drink that Dr. Pepper.
>>27527524
Uh....
Canibalism
>>27527517
No. I need it for the Strength Potion.
>>27527535
Suitcase. Don't ruin this.
I need power.
>>27527541
Aren't you level 22 or something?
>>27527535
I'm making a strength potion faggot. I need it.
>>27527535
He used it first mate.
>>27527538
HOW THE FUCK DID I ACTUALLY LOSE A LEG? I'M BEYOND THE POINT OF PISSED RIGHT NOW.
>>27527555
Calm down it wasn't you
It was some AFK guy
>>27527555
Wait
>Rereads post from Jack
>Calms down
Welp. Sorry.
>>27527535
Would you have A) a Dr. Pepper or B) a Dr. Pepper that makes you Terry Crews?I'll even throw in Aphrodisiacs.
>>27527555
No, no, I got it wrong. You didn't lose a leg.
>>27527428
>Useless stares inquisitively at the switches.
>>27527434
Hold on. By "Stallion pieces," do you mean the Bloody Stallions, or the remainder of Nigger? Because Nigger wasn't totally dissected.
>>27527477
>The 2.5th Manhorse tries to turn the Energy Sword into a conventional heater.
>>27527508
>Krono is using 21 cards to CRAFT WHILST INSIDE THE MINIGAME ROOM... (1/3)
>>27527517
>Suitcase downs the remainder of the Dr. Pepper.
Suitcase recovered some energy!
>>27527555
You didn't lose a leg, Nigger did.
>>27527449
>>27527454
>The switch has been pulled!
The switches disappeared, and the panel hid in the ceiling.
The panel reads "1."
A BarrelBot dropped from the ceiling!
Hey guys, when you finish the technical canabilism, could you upgrade my weapon?
I'm essentially stabbing them with a plastic spork here.
>>27527541
Who says it's all for you?
>>27527555
stop shouting
just make a bionic leg
>>27527566
Yeah, you weren't AFK long enough for me to 360 noslice you into Valhalla.Calm down I'm kidding
>>27527555
The only reason I should be pissed is because I went to McDonald's and they gave me Diet Coke instead of Dr. Pepper.
>>27527516
Is the game over?
>>27527571
Attack Barrelbot.
>>27527571
Well, stab the BarrelBot with a levitation beta infused stab.
>>27527577
Doesn't matter anymore. Suitcase drank it.
>>27527581
We just started it?
>>27527571
Never mind about that
Heat those "health potions" with my Sishkebab
>>27527571
Cast Vertical chain on the BB.
>>27527589
Sorry...
>>27527415
Enter mini game room.
"Time to win me a motherfucking giraffe!" I exclaim loudly in a cheerful manner.
>>27527571
Remember the deal Jack and everyone. If no one remembers, Jack tell them what it was
Attack the Barrel Bot with a shield bash
>>27527571
Continue to make the Strength Potion.
>>27527571
leaving the magma room and take the seventh pathway on the left
>>27527571
Make sure the BFG is in the room, and slice the Barrelbot with the Energy Sword.
"Maybe we can get metals out of this. Like Steel. Or Gold. Or Indium."
>>27527616
I have the energy sword equipped.
>>27527571
This is my action,
>>27527602
>>27527606
Yeah, yeah.
Do you guys want to know what this deal is?
None of you are getting the prize besides me or Jack.
If it's better then the weapon I have, I get it, if It's worse then the one I have, Jack gets it.
>>27527519
I do this.
>>27527622
I shiggy diggied it out of your hands while you were dead. There's a few things in the /inv you can get out, though.
The plan is to save the BFG for a later round.
>>27527645
What if the prize isn't a weapon? Or what if it's multiple things? Also, kind of a dick move if nobody gets anything from this-- it wouldn't matter if we attacked or didn't at that point.
>>27527642
Yep.
>>27527645
Oh come on.
>>27527660
Because I FOUND the game, everyone joined in because the heard the word prize. So get the fuck over it, if it's disappointing to you, then leave because your not getting the prize.
>>27527645
No giraffes?
>>27527645
Well, it's not just me or you.
It's anyone, really.
>>27527660
We said that armor follows the same rules.
So, base line is: If it ain't a weapon or a piece of armor, fuck it, anyone can get it.
Multiple things? Well, I guess it depends.
>>27527674
He will get something. He might not get the awesome weapon, but you know what he can do with Iron.
>>27527664
don't let them bully you
take what you want
that's the way of life
>>27527682
No, the deal was ANYTHING, not just armor or weapons.
>>27527586
>Fruitanon attacked the BarrelBot with the Bayonet! A substantial hit was logged.
>>27527589
>Jack Frost attacked the BarrelBot with the Frostfang and the aid of Levitation β! He drilled into the enemy, but not through.
>>27527596
>Lone Wanderer tries heating the Bloody Stallions with the Shishkebab. It has real-time action!
>>27527601
>Suitcase cast Vertical Chain on the BarrelBot! Four of the six attacks landed.
>>27527602
>Andrew joins the fun!
>>27527606
>Morky attacked the BarrelBot with the Shield Bash! He destroyed the enemy with this ramming maneuver.
>>27527608
>Krono continues to make the Strength Potion... (2/3)
>>27527613
>Useless bailed from the minigame! He then took the forty-second passage to the right, which led to the seventy-second corridor on top.
>>27527616
The BarrelBot was destroyed!
The panel shows two floating hands clapping.
The panel reads "2".
A Crudely Armored Vehicle and a FlareKat dropped from the ceiling!
>>27527699
Use "Death From Above" On the CAV's dome
>>27527699
Stab the Flare Kat with a levitation alpha infused stab.
>>27527699
Slice the FlareKat.
>>27527699
Cast horizontal chain on Flare Kat.
>>27527699
Well fuck
I'm guessing Fire plus Fire isn't good
So slash at the CAV
>>27527699
Continue to create the potion.
>>27527645
What neither you or Jack wants the weapon or armor?
>>27527699
Fuck.
Stab BB
>>27527699
continue in a east by southeast direction at a speed of 7 knots for a distance of 0.09 leagues then open nearest door
>>27527738
We do. Anything in there is ours. If it's better than my current stuff, I get it. If it's worse, he gets it.
>>27527699
Applebuck the clapping hands.
If that doesn't work try to hug them.
>>27527754
But the hands are not enemies
>>27527738
>>27527751
Well, if the "worse" weapon is, like, +6 Attack, +1 Speed, I might use it to upgrade someone's weapon or someone else I give it to can have it.
>>27527754
don't touch the hands
they'll give you the clap
I make my way to the minigame room to join in!
>>27527175
Holy fuck you madman.
>>27527699
Square Chain the FlareKat if I'm not already in the room.
>>27527762
>>27527786
Ok.
>>27527699
Scratch my requested action, I just want to sit down and think about vapor trap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtQBhVEM0A [Embed]
The FlareKat is acting cocky!
>>27527707
>Morky attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle with "Death from Above," landing a critical hit! {CRITICAL!}
>>27527712
>Jack Frost attacked the FireKat with the Frostfang and a little bit of Levitation α! A hit was documented.
>>27527725
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the FlareKat with the Cat's Tail! He landed a perfectly aligned strike on the enemy.
>>27527726
>Suitcase cast Horizontal Chain on the FlareKat! Three of the five attacks landed.
>>27527729
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle with the Flaming Sword Apparatus! The effect was minor.
>>27527738
>Krono finished the potion! (3/3)
Stronk Potion added to Inventory.
>>27527743
>Fruitanon didn't attack!
>>27527746
>Useless becomes a boat.
>>27527754
>Andrew tries to attack the panel, but fails miserably.
>>27527811
>Ember cast Square Chain on the FlareKat! All three attacks landed!
>>27527824
>Reeling from her previous failure, Andrew takes time to think about vapor trap.
The Crudely Armored Vehicle revved its engine!
>>27527868
Stab CAV
>>27527868
Hit the dome with the end of the handle.
>>27527868
Read up the stats of the Stronk Potion, before casting Heal Up Beta on Morky.
>>27527868
I thought it was called the Shishkebab
Whatever,keep on slashing at the CAV
>>27527868
walk to the east until unopened door is located
>>27527868
Cut the Flare Kat in two using the Royal Flush.
>>27527868
Slice and dice the CAV's wheel.
>>27527868
Do what Morky is doing.As in,attack the dome of the Vehicle
>>27527868
Check stats of Stronk Potion.
Hey Morky, if you use the Stronk Potion whilst playing the game, can I have a weapon that you get (and maybe a piece of armor if you don't mind)?
>>27527868
Attempt to find the battle.
The FlareKat launched a wave of fire at Suitcase, but his shield negated the damage!
>>27527874
>Fruitanon attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle with the Bayonet! He landed a decent hit on the enemy.
>>27527879
>Morky attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle's dome with the end of the Energy Sword's handle, somehow dealing full damage.
>>27527887
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Morky! He recovered some energy lost earlier.
Stronk Potion - Has the same effect as the Pepper.
Temporarily raises ATK by 10.
>>27527890
It is, but the terms are synonomous.
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle once more with the Shishkebab! He tore right through the enemy's hard shell.
>>27527894
>Useless slides to the east, but somehow ends up in the west.
>>27527895
>Suitcase attacked the FlareKat with the Royal Flush! He dealt critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
>>27527935
You're in the battle...
>>27527912
>>27527913
The Crudely Armored Vehicle was totally scrapped!
>>27527955
Attack FlareKat
>>27527955
Attack second enemy
>>27527955
Charge at FlareKat and bodyslam it.
>>27527955
Cast shield up alpha on Morky.
So, Krono, you going to pour this stuff into the medgun or whatever?
>>27527955
go south to a door and go through it
>>27527955
Deal the finishing blow on the Flare Kat using the Royal Flush.
>>27527955
Drop kick the FlareKat
>>27527955
Fuck up that FlareKat
Pastebin Update: All the metals have been calculated with a given score, I'm just doing number sorting at this point. Do you guys want a percentage comparison to show the alchemical difference we could make?
>>27527955
FlareKat atk.
Make my way to the minigame room. I thirst for battle
>>27527991
Hey Manhorse
Is this all really necessary?
Haven't you made other crap without the need to calculate density and that other stuff?
The FlareKat launched a fireball in Suitcase's direction, but her shield negated the damage!
>>27527967
>Ember attacked the FlareKat with the SP/TW! She dealt plentiful damage to the flaming feline.
>>27527969
>Morky attacked the second enemy, which by process of elimination is the FlareKat. He slashed his Energy Sword at it, but somehow missed!
>>27527971
>Andrew bodyslammed an object that was on fire. She took burning damage because of it, but still managed to smother the enemy to death.
>>27527975
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Morky!
A 3-hit physical shield was enveloped around Morky's body.
>>27527977
>Useless tried entering a door to the south, but all he found was country music.
>>27527978
>>27527979
>>27527991
>>27528002
The FlareKat was defeated!
>>27528024
>Ruin joins the minigame!
The clapping hands appear on screen again.
The panel reads "3".
Another FlareKat, a Fire Warden, and a Fog Monster dropped from the ceiling!
>>27527955
Switch the ammo in the Medigun to the Stronk Potion. Once the potion is out, switch it with the Healing-Gas™
>>27528038
Cast ZA WARUDO.
>>27528038
Down the Stronk Potion and cast Obtuse Chain on the Fire Warden.
>>27528040
Don't I have the Medigun?
>>27528038
Acute chain fog monster
>>27528038
Attack strongest enemy.
>>27528038
find source of country music
destroy with extreme prejudice
>>27528038
Stab Fire Warden.
I shoot the cat.
"Curiosity won't be killing that cat!"
>>27528063
>Country music
>Banjo starts playing
>>27528038
Stab the Fire Warden.
Go for the legs.
>>27528030
I'm starting up a whole new type of magic; alchemy. The creation and condensing into new material will open up new layers of insanity.
>>27528038
Slice the Fire Warden.
"I'm warding, alright-- warding your mouth onto my cock!"
>>27528038
Bodyslam the fog monster.
>>27528052
Suitcase, the potion will work just as well with a fucking sip. You don't have to down the whole fucking thing to get the effects.
>>27528057
You do, I'm just changing the ammo so the Medigun works better.
>>27528052
>>27528102
Ok, maybe instead of just downing the whole stronk potion, just take a sip out of it.
>>27528068
Hey Ruin
You've been here long enough.
Would you please provide an alignment and pic for the alignment chart.
>>27528083
>Alchemy
Isn't that trying to turn stuff into gold and life elixirs?
>>27528120
Rebel Evil
The FlareKat protected itself with a firewall!
The Fire Warden slashed at Morky with its flaming sword... But missed!
>>27528040
>Krono tried to switch the ammo in the Medigun, but it wasn't happening.
>>27528050
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Ω!
The FlareKat couldn't move!
The Fire Warden couldn't move!
The Fog Monster couldn't move!
>>27528052
>>27528118
>Suitcase sips some of the Stronk Potion. The effect seems to not be as advertised...
>Suitcase cast Obtuse Chain on the Fire Warden! Two of the four attacks landed.
>>27528057
>Ember cast Acute Chain on the Fog Monster! Both attacks missed.
>>27528061
>Morky needs to be more specific on who he attacks, because "Strongest enemy" could literally be anyone.
>>27528063
>Useless confounds the country music.
>>27528066
>Fruitanon attacked the Fire Warden with the Bayonet! He landed a good hit on the enemy.
>>27528068
>Ruin fired the Desert Eagle at the FlareKat! He missed.
>>27528082
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Fire Warden with the Shishkebab! He slashed its legs with a burning passion.
>>27528083
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Fire Warden with the Cat's Tail... And missed!
>>27528098
>Andrew bodyslammed the Fog Monster! She dealt impressive damage.
The Fog Monster couldn't move!
>>27528259
Attack warden
>>27528259
Stab Warden.
>>27528259
Stab the Fire Warden.
>>27528259
Run away, then turn around and body slam the fog monster again with a running start.
>>27528259
now that that is taken care of time to make my way back to the minigame room
I just need to go....ummm....west...?
>>27528259
>>27528260
Hit with sword
>>27528200
Done
Shoot Flarekat again
"I swear I'm gonna get me that hot pussy!"
(Also, *she)
>>27528259
Down a little more of the Stronk Potion and slash the Fire Warden with the Royal Flush.
>>27528259
>She
Continue the attack on Fire Warden
>>27528259
Go to the minigame room and attack the FlareKat
>>27528259
Tackle Fog Monster and stab it.
>>27528116
Oh better heals?
>>27528120
Alchemy is a very wide subject; it covers the large base of transformation and transfiguration in all aspects. From potion making, to turning material into new material, even in some cases making entirely new chemicals. To paraphrase, it's a huge subject. Alchemy seems to have a small cult following in history thanks to an item called the Philosopher's Stone, an item with seemingly magical properties to turn material into new material, although it's most common use was for gold.
>>27528259
Let's deal with Fag Monster and slice his fog dick off.
>>27528335
You know it's scientifically impossible to change an element into another element right?
>>27528356
You know it's scientifically impossible for a pony to teleport, right?
The FlareKat couldn't move!
The Fire Warden couldn't move!
>>27528260
>Morky attacked the Fire Warden with the Energy Sword! He just clipped the enemy.
>>27528262
>Fruitanon attacked the Fire Warden with the Bayonet! Adequate damage was dealt.
>>27528264
>Jack Frost attacked the Fire Warden with the Frostfang! A decent attack was made.
>>27528266
>Andrew repeated his actions against the Fog Monster! He dealt less damage than before.
>>27528270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ04BG7TfA
>>27528309
>Suitcase downed some more stronk potion, yet still did not feel the effect. She then attacked the Fire Warden with the Royal Flush, and dealt minimal damage.
>>27528315
>The Lone Wanderer attacked the Fire Warden once more with the Shishkebab... And missed!
>>27528317
>Krono comes to his senses, and attacked the FlareKat with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt moderate damage.
>>27528322
>Ember tackled and stabbed the Fog Monster once more.
>>27528335
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Fog Monster with the Cat's Tail, and landed an almost-perfect hit!
The Fog Monster couldn't move!
>>27528299
Do this.
>>27528367
Stab the Fog Monster with a levitation beta infused stab.
>>27528367
Lunge the sword into the wardens chest
>>27528367
Attack the FlareKat again
>>27528367
Not sure how I feel about that song Lawsie....
>>27528367
Applebuck the Fog Monster
>>27528361
Fair point, I just think it's a bit weird when you mix science with magic.
>>27528367
keep looking for that damned minigame room
>>27528367
"I guess you could say your future is a bit foggy."
Slice the Foggot.
>>27528367
Keep stabbing the Fog Monster
>>27528361
You know it's scientifically impossible for a snowman to be alive,right?
>>27528367
Fuck it, drink the rest of the Stronk Potion and attack the Fire Warden with the Royal Flush.
>>27528395
Well, hey, it's going to happen one way or the other.
>>27528399
:^)
>>27528393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8uWYVHzdGw
>>27528367
Stabby Stabby Fire Warden
>>27528413
Not sure about this song either.
>>27528367
Stab warden
The FlareKat couldn't move!
The Fire Warden couldn't move!
>>27528377
Sorry, skipped over your post for some reason.
>Ruin fired another bullet from the Desert Eagle at the FlareKat! He landed a hit, dealing moderate damage!
>>27528380
>Jack Frost attacked the Fog Monster with a Levitation β Frostfang attack! Serious damage was dealt.
>>27528383
>Morky attacked the Fire Warden with the Energy Sword! He dealt mild damage to the enemy.
>>27528389
>Krono attacked the FlareKat with the Bat-tle Axe! Damage was dealt.
>>27528395
>Andrew attacked the Fog Monster with an applebuck! She just clipped the enemy.
>>27528398
>Useless is having a hard time finding this minigame room...
>>27528399
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Fog Monster with the Cat's Tail! Adequate damage was taken.
>>27528406
>Ember attacked the Fog Monster with the SP/TW! She just clipped the enemy.
>>27528407
>Suitcase downs the remainder of the Stronk Potion while attacking the Fire Warden with the Royal Flush! He felt it now!
>>27528423
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Fire Warden with the Shishkabob! Severe damage was taken on the opposing side!
>>27528457
>Fruitanon attacked the Fire Warden with the Bayonet, stabbing it to its doom!
The Fog Monster couldn't move!
The Fire Warden was defeated!
>>27528526
Swing my sword at it's chest, the waist particularly
>>27528526
Tackle the Flare Kat and stab its head.
>>27528526
I'm not giving up
continue to seek out the minigame room
>>27528526
FlareKat murder chop
>>27528526
Beat the shit out of Fog Monster
>>27528526
Cast defense up omega on Myself, Morky, and Manhorse.
>>27528526
Shove my hoof up the FlareKat's anus and rip it's anus apart.
>>27528560
Oh shit.
Isn't that a little extreme?
>>27528526
Keep slicing this fucking monster.
Somebody remind me to make a fan, just so I can split Fog Monsters up with the power of wind.
>inb4 it works
>>27528560
"I guess you could say FlareKat's getting her cat flared."
>>27528526
"Let's hope you have nine lives!"
Shoot the flarekat.
>>27528526
Slice and dice the Fog Monster to pieces.
>>27528574
>>27528582
Desperate times call for desperate measures, plus she can't move, and even though I'd rather just do naughty things with FlareKat I really don't think Laws would let me.
The FlareKat couldn't move!
>>27528539
The Fire Warden was defeated!
>>27528542
>Lone Wanderer attacked the FlareKat with the Shishkabob... And totally missed!
>>27528544
>Useless tries, but fails.
>>27528548
>Krono attacked the FlareKat with the Bat-tle Axe! He was very successful in his attempt.
>>27528549
>Ember attacked the Fog Monster with the SP/TW! She mutilated the enemy.
>>27528556
>Jack Frost cast Defense Up Ω on himself, Morky, and The 2.5th Manhorse!
Jack Frost's DEF rose by 9!
Morky's DEF rose by 8!
The 2.5th Manhorse's DEF rose by 9!
>>27528560
>Andrew takes it to the extreme, but takes damage from trying to rip the anus of a fire being apart.
>>27528582
>>27528594
The Fog Monster was destroyed!
>>27528588
>Ruin fired another bullet at the FlareKat from the Desert Eagle! He landed the attack!
>>27528613
Remove the Flarekat.
>>27528613
I know it was destroyed, I mean't the fog monster, I'm sorry.
Slash at Kat
>>27528613
Welp, time to repeatedly stab the Flare Kat in the face using the Royal Flush.
>>27528613
Whisper naughty promises into the FlareKats ear. In an attempt to make it feel uncomfortable and flee.
>>27528613
Light tap the FlareKat
>>27528613
WRECK THE CAT'S SHIT
>>27528613
Stronger murderchop the FlareKat
>>27528613
Idle to recover, begin to charge the next shot. Use the turn to focus on the next attack.
Are we getting EXP at the end of this, like when the minigame ends, along with the prizes, or is this just a free fight?
>>27528613
Stab Kat
>>27528613
*she
"Pound dat pussy!"
Fire at flarekat
>>27528613
https://youtu.be/J-p_0FDlpkw
listen to the advice of Shuzo Matsuoka
I will do my best to find everybody else and join the fight
The FlareKat could move again!
The FlareKat launched a fireball at Ember! She took burning damage.
Ember's body was engulfed in flames!
>>27528618
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with the Frostfang! He landed a critical hit! {CRITICAL!}
>>27528620
>Morky attacked the FlareKat with the Energy Sword! He landed a critical attack as well, sawing the enemy in half! {CRITICAL!}
>>27528628
>>27528636
>>27528645
>>27528653
>>27528658
>>27528669
>>27528670
The FlareKat was slaughtered!
>>27528665
>The 2.5th Manhorse idles.You shall see.
>>27528675
>Useless finds the safe room, but the minigame is well in progress already...
The panel displays clapping hands once more.
The panel reads "4."
An Angry Sign, a Paratrooper Skeleton, a Chargin' Skeleton, and a Sproutling dropped from the ceiling!
>>27528718
Well this is a pleasant surprise....
Stop.Drop.Roll
>>27528718
Attack sprout.
>>27528718
Try to sneak up on the Angry Sign and stab it.
>>27528718
"SKELETONS, FUCK YOU!"
Begin to start fucking up the Chargin' Skeleton with the sword.
>>27528718
Stab the angry sign with a levitation alpha infused punch.
>>27528718
Cast Square chain on the Paratrooper Skeleton.
>>27528718
Body slam Chargin' Skeleton.
>>27528718
"I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU"
"Death From Above" Paraptrooper
>>27528748
...Punch the angry sign with a levitation alpha infused punch.
>>27528718
Attack the charging skele
"You're so BONED!"
>>27528718
enter combination 0-0-0
>>27528729
>Ember stopped, dropped, and rolled to self-extinguish her fire.
>>27528738
>Fruitanon attacked the Sproutling with the Bayonet! He landed a pretty weak hit...
>>27528741
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Angry Sign with the Shishkebab! She dealt poor damage.
>>27528745
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Cat's Tail! He landed a successful hit!
>>27528748
>Jack Frost attacked the Angry Sign with the Frostfang and a dose of Levitation α! He landed an impeccable hit!
>>27528760
>Suitcase cast Square Chain on the Paratrooper Skeleton! He landed one of three attacks.
>>27528762
>Andrew body slammed the Chargin' Skeleton! Damage was taken, yes it was!
>>27528763
>Morky used "Death from Above" on the Paratrooper Skeleton! He dealt critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
>>27528770
>Ruin attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with brute force! She dealt minimal damage.
>>27528803
>Useless entered the combination 0-0-0. The lock didn't budge.
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked Jack Frost with a bony fist! He took moderate damage.
The Angry Sign sliced and diced Jack Frost with its corner edges! He took more damage.
The Chargin' Skeleton is guarding.
The Sproutling is hovering around the room aimlessly, avoiding the magma on the walls.
Will be away for a little while.
>>27528815
Attack the Sproutling.
>>27528815
Slash Para
>>27528815
/skills
Stab the Paratrooper spook.
>>27528821
K.
>>27528815
Slash the Paratrooper Skeleton in two using the Royal Flush.
>>27528815
enter combination 0-0-1
>>27528815
Slash para
>>27528815
Poor damage isn't sufficient
Eliminate Angry Sign
>>27528815
Applebuck the Chargin' Skeleton.
>>27528815
>Cat's Tail
I had an Electric Sword. Let's slice the Chargin' Skeleton again.
>>27528815
Help out Andrew by grabbing the Chargin Skeleton and slicing its legs.
>>27528858
>>27528856
>>27528849
>>27528840
>>27528839
>>27528830
>>27528827
>>27528826
>>27528843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz-b17QqgvI
While we are waiting for Laws...
>>27528815
"Stay. DEAD!"
Shoot charging skeleton
>>27528876
Not really that humorous
Pastebin Update: I'm finally finished sorting quite possibly more than 100 metals and alloys. I just need to calculate percentage, and we should be good.
>>27528972
Link to the bin once done?
>>27528999
With those trips, sure.
>>27528999
>>27528876
ಠ_ಠ
>>27529090
Manhorse I pressed the wrong button, can ya invite me to the group again?
I'll be AFK; Pastebin coming soon, heal me only if it says I'm about to fucking die.
>>27529090
>>27529038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Z_nuZpeQM
>>27529267
٩(๑`^´๑)۶
>>27529380
I thought it was really funny.
Laughable moment.
>>27528826
>Krono attacked the Sproutling with the Bat-tle Axe! He successfully smacked the enemy in the face with his weapon.
>>27528827
>Morky attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Energy Sword! He destroyed the enemy with ease.
>>27528830
/skills
[Shield α: Places a 3-hit physical shield around one person. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Paralysis α: Paralyzes one enemy for three turns. Success chance: 45%. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Speed Up α: Increases one player's speed by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Defense Up α: Increases one player's defense by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Heal α: Heals one person by 6-10 HP. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation α: Manually controls one object or enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation β: Manually controls two objects/enemies or one player. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Paralysis Ω: Paralyzes all enemies for three turns, regardless of condition. Success rate: 75%. Recharge time: 5 turns.]
[Heal β: Heals one person by 11-20 HP. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Defense Up Ω: Raises up to 3 players' DEF by 6-10 for 3 turns. Recharge time: 5 turns.]
[Swap γ: Switches the position of two targets, including objects and enemies. Recharge time: 6 turns]
>>27528840
>Useless entered the combination 0-0-1 on the combo lock, but it still wouldn't budge.
>>27528849
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Angry Sign with the Shishkabob! She logged more sufficient damage this time around.
>>27528852
>Andrew applebucked the Chargin' Skeleton, barely breaking past its shield and dealing minimal damage!
>>27528856
I'm pretty sure Morky has that.
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Cat's Tail! He dealt full damage past its shield.
>>27528858
>Ember attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the SP/TW! She also broke past the enemy's shield.
>>27528881
>Ruin fired at the Chargin' Skeleton once more with the Desert Eagle, and barely made it past the enemy's shield and landed a hit!
The Paratrooper Skeleton was destroyed!
>>27529463
Slash the Angry Sign with the Royal Flush.
>>27529463
enter combination 0-0-2
>>27529463
Slash sword at sprouts waist
>>27529486
It's 9-2-9 FYI
>>27529463
Attack the Sproutling again
>>27529463
Disarm the Skeleton and slice its legs off.
>>27529463
Keep stabbing
>>27529463
Stab skele of para
>>27529463
Cast paralysis alpha on the Sproutling.
