If you had to marry a regular horse version of your idealized waifu in front of all the media would you do it? She'd gradually become more and more like your ideal horse over the course of a year but scientists and jealous horsefuckers would be after you.
If you refused you get an unlimited supply of prawn cocktail for life regardless where you are.
>>27481465
depends. would waifu be from horse land? or just a clone with her personality but not experiances?
>>27481473
Your idealized version so whatever makes you hungrier. The scientists are hungry as they come though.
>>27481465
>implying i would not share her growth with the government to help further understanding of whatever
>implying i would not get government backing from possessing the first inter dimensional relationship
>>27481495
I like to think I'm not a silly potato but do you really trust them enough with the only chance you'll ever have to horse properly?
>>27481465
>Unlimited supply of Prawn cocktail for life
only has to be one prawn cocktail if it's poisoned.
>>27481465
i take the prawn cocktail
my waifu is too pure for this world
and i fucking love prawn cocktails
>>27481546
You could sell it and retire on mystery prawns forever. Even the devil wouldn't poison the other thing.
screw this thread I'm gettng prawns
>>27481465
I don't want to be pic related autistic, I'd rather have prawn.
FOOKING PRAWNS
>>27482521
There it is
I pick my beloved horse.
What if my waifu is prawn cocktail?
