"Beyond the Infinite" Edition.
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The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
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>>27478198
It's almost 1 in the afternoon
>>27478198
Shit, that back link should be to >>27428942. My apologies.
>>27478203
Yes, and? It's almost 9:00 PM in St. Petersburg. It's always night somewhere.
>>27478219
Almost 8:00 PM* in St. Petersburg.
Fifth for twitwi
To whoever posted >>27478573, calm the fuck down. I made that post before this thread was made. No need to get so upset with someone who out of the goodness of their heart was going to post a thread.
>>27478198
>Lumineko.
no thanks.
>>27478933
Lumineko is ok
But the captians are always dumb
>>27478198
Twilight discoversStar platinum
I just want to cuddle with her while shsring a blanket
How many girlfriends has twilight had?
>>27480298
All the top tier ones
>>27480355
That twi is topcute
>>27480298
One or less, but there are multiple Twilights across the multiverse.
Hell, there might be an alternate reality where YOU are dating Twilight right this instant. It's too bad thatshe's not real in this universe.
>>27481274
>lwa
my friend
>>27483503
This is that edit one editfag did for us in the early days of /nst/ right?
Original is "dissappointed"
A fitting autist forthreesome.
>>27484575
She would be fun too
>>27484433
>fisheater language
>>27484808
I think that JC knows moonspeak.
>>27487446
Speaking of which, where is JC?
>>27484808
>>27487446
I'll never not translate this
1
Sci: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to understand!"
Sun: "Your understanding put MY friends in danger!"
2
"I-I'm sorry..."
"I didn't know..."
3
sfx: "Thunk"
Sun: "Uh...!?"
bg: "Anyone hear glass break?"
>>27488141
JC's in hell and says he misses you guys, but if he breaks the chains in time, his story will come back tonight with a larger than normal update
>>27488406
I thought it was something more lewd.
>>27488735
nah, just the beginnings of a dykeshit comfort story
>>27488852
>>27488406
>JC's in hell and says he misses you guys
/nst/ sent us to hell but we are going even deeper
>>27488406
We miss him back.
>>27461747
so thats the end?
You can be with Scilight / Twilight as your waifu but you must never let her see any of her potential love interests / friends again, would you do it?
>>27490970
Twilight? No. I could never take her away form her friends. Not only because she loves them more than anything, but also because it's her fucking destiny to have friends. She also has to be there to save the world, so...
Scilight, on the other hand, has no friends. She has acquaintances (mane 6) and enemies (all of Crystal Prep). So yes, I COULD do that. If I'd be willing to is another question.
>>27491004
well she is trying to become friends with sunset and the human 6 and the end of FG
>>27490970
that is really hard to choose
>>27490970
Absolutely not. She belongs with her loved ones.
I couldn't bring myself to do that to Scilight, let alone pony Twilight. That'd be just needlessly cruel.
>>27490970
I wouldlet her stay with her friends
>>27491694
>blobfaces
no thanks
>>27489762
Thanks nonnie c:My friend up there was a tad... Unclear? Bless him though, good guy.
Regular length update coming tonight, in 6 hours.
SEE YOU THERE, FRIENDS!
>>27465610
>Several hours later, the clock struck an ungodly hour.
>In the darkness of your room, you had forgotten to close your blinds before you went to sleep.
>Thus, the following morning, Helios stormed your room.
>He ripped your eyes open and mercilessly bombarded them with his light.
>You groaned and sat up, rubbing the sleep away from yourself.
>Leaning over to the bedside table, you picked up your watch and took a gander at the time.
>It was six in the morning, the earliest you had been up in seven years.
>You figured nobody would be up at such an unreasonable time and resolved to take a walk.
>It looked rather nice outside. The storm had cleared up, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping.
>There was no real technology around to drown yourself in either. That may have been the main factor, actually.
>If there were a computer around to tweak and have fun with, that day would have gone differently.
>You dressed in your warmest clothes, still fearful of the chill, and headed outside.
>Now, when you opened the door, what surprised you most wasn’t the wall of blisteringly cold air that hit you.
>It was to see Anonymous near the same old tree, chopping up wood like it was the most normal thing in the world.
“Hello,” you called.
>His ax sliced through a log, sending the two halves flying away from each other.
>”Hi.”
>That was all he said.
>Right back to chopping.
>Who were you to intrude?
>You shrugged and moved along, leaving the cabin and everything else behind.
>>27492759
>Moseying along some untrodden path wasn’t very scary at all.
>It wasn’t like you could get lost, what with your footprints in the snow leaving a trail.
>Even with that, you resolved not to spend too much time outside. In a few hours, the sun would be high overhead and the glare off the snow would be liable to blind you.
>As it was at that moment, it was quite beautiful.
>The sun wasn’t obtrusively bright and only fractions of it penetrated the thick cover of trees.
>The result was isolated islands of white among the dark, made glittering by the golden sunshine.
>The beauty of nature. It was enough to almost make you regret never going camping as a child.
>Almost.
>Now, you’re not trying to advocate nature hikes over here.
>Nothing beats sitting inside with a nice book or a soldering iron working on your machines.
>Your trigger finger was itching.
>It had been running up on a week since you left civilization behind. No tools, no computers, no phones, and only three books which you had foolishly thought would be enough.
“Stupid, stupid, stupid.”
>Well, nothing you could do to change the past.
>You got over it after a minute and sighed.
>There’s nothing wrong with rereading a book.
>As you contemplated which you would most like to open again, you came into a small clearing.
>The sun beat harshly down on it and the person within.
>You squinted, trying to get a better look at them.
>You knew that salt and pepper hair. You knew that long beard. You knew that patchwork jacket.
>What was Discord doing out there?
>You moved a little closer.
>He had a shovel in his hands and was standing next to a large pile of mixed snow and dirt.
>>27492767
>You could see a hole in front of him.
>With all the mass next to him, it had to be at least six feet deep.
>He was burying something.
>He stuck his hand into his pocket and pulled out three shiny objects.
>The glare made you close your eyes.
>When the light went away, you opened them and saw him facing you, leaning on the shovel like a wall.
>”And good morning to you, my little spy.”
“Discord, what are you doing out here?”
>”That depends entirely on how long you were following me.”
“Since you left.”
>He smirked and held the objects up again.
>”Just burying some pawns. Here, catch,” he said, tossing them to you.
>You held your hands out and caught them.
>You found them to be two beautifully crafted marble chess pieces--specifically pawns.
“Why are you burying chess pieces?”
>”Because they were eliminated. Why else?”
“Shouldn’t you be saving them in case someone gets a pawn to your side?”
>He laughed at that, almost falling off the precariously balanced shovel.
>”You don’t bring these types of pawns back.”
>Discord held up his hand expectantly.
>You tossed the pieces back to him, and from him, they went into the hole.
>He turned away from you and began to push the dirt back in.
>It briefly occurred to you to ask why he had such a big hole for two tiny chess pieces, but you chalked it up to it just being Discord.
>There was one thing you wanted to know, though.
“Who’s your opponent?”
>”Why, you, of course.”
“Since when? You haven’t even shown me the board yet.”
>”Oh, Twilight. Those are children’s games. The real match has already begun.”
>>27492775
>2 off
If next post is singles I stream suddoku
“What do you mean?”
>You stood there, waiting for an answer that never came.
“Discord, what do you mean?”
>He kept his back to you and continued to fill the hole.
“Answer me.”
>”I was before nothing, and am after all.”
“Excuse me?”
>”I am everywhere, but you will never touch me.”
>Ah, a riddle.
>”I am the law, and the end of law. What am I?”
>What are you?
>You imagined that whatever the answer to his riddle was would be the answer to your previous question.
>You knew you wouldn’t get anything else out of him for the time being, so you left him alone in the clearing and went back to the cabin.
>When you got there, you saw a pile of chopped wood as tall as yourself and just as wide.
>You were gone for less than an hour.
>Before entering the cabin, you stomped the snow off your boots.
>The boots that had made footprints in the snow.
>The footprints that left a trail from the cabin to the clearing.
>The footprints you made in untrodden snow.
>Light dawns on marblehead.
>How did Discord make it all the way out there without leaving any footprints?
“Is that part of his riddle as well?”
>>27492784
>What could he be?
>He was before, and will be after.
>Before and after what?
“He did mention the law. Perhaps he means civilization.”
>But what comes before and after civilization?
>Nature.
>But nature can also exist within civilization, evidenced by the Everfree National Park.
>Before you delved too deep into it, the door opened up.
>Dr. RedHeart stood before you.
>”Out hiking?”
“What are you doing up?”
>”I’m always up this early.”
>That would explain her grumpy attitude, you thought.
>”Are you coming in or what?” she asked, clearly annoyed by the cold breeze blowing in her face.
>You nodded and stepped in, removing your own coat and hanging it up.
>”And here I was hoping you’d get lost out there so I wouldn’t have to play any more of your dumb games.”
“You seemed to be having fun yesterday.”
>”’Fun’ is a strong word.”
“Not as strong as your attitude.”
>”What was that?”
“Try to enjoy yourself a little more. You might like the results.”
>”I can enjoy myself just fine, thank you very much.”
>She stormed off, the words “fucking crime princess” rolling off her tongue.
>Princess Twilight. Oh, Dr. RedHeart, you don’t know the half of it.
Alright m8s, that'll do it for now. Apparently I have to plan my suicide. Expect a link to the stream sometime after Memorial Day. One link I can give you right now though is to the pastebin where new readers can catch up on everything they missed and old readers can relive the magic. http://pastebin.com/dCjhbyLK
>>27461747
why would you do this jeff
>>27493807
That's a nice suit
>>27494520
Aight nigga calm down. You aint gotta post a picture every 10 fuckin minutes
>>27494598_no
Anybody have a idea for a story? if you do I might write it tommorow
>>27494970
I'd like to see more of Scitwi and her big brother Shining Armor
>>27494970
Capeshit pls
>>27492784
>”I was before nothing, and am after all.”
>”I am everywhere, but you will never touch me.”
>”I am the law, and the end of law. What am I?”
Chaos?
>>27492802
Don't kill yourself, senpai, I would like to watch you play sudoku, though.
One question:
How did you become interested in this general?
I just got into BBSA and I'm about halfway through the first act. I really like the story so far so I thought I'd draw something.
I also feel the need to disclose I am not in the armed forces so if anyone here is a milfag and this isn't what you wore, my bad.
>>27495656
I got interested when EqG first started posting. I really loved R9Klight. A lot. I guess my hype dyed down after a bit, so around the time that Treehugger confessed her feelings, I left. I don't know what brought me back. I saw the thread in the catalog one day and thought "what the hell?". I'm glad I did though. I missed you guys and all your crazy shit.
>>27495745
im glad to have you here
glad for everyone here
I love you guys
>>27494970
Twilight is a capeshit fan and plans on using her gifted mind to protect the people of Canterlot, things go south pretty fast after she puts on the suit.
>>27495745
It's really weird to know that writefriends read each others greens.
Also I love moblight, Sea, keep it up.
>>27495020
>>27495788
Great minds think alike
>>27495786
>>27495788
Give me a hug you faggots
>>27495703
dude
That's awesome
>>27495962
Totally gay hugging, happening right now, fampie
>>27496246
both of these
6 hours, 8 hours, a week, time, amirite?
Bin! http://pastebin.com/rtxmZtha
FwU Episode 19
>You close the door behind you, keeping your head down as you do so
>The atmosphere out in the hall is stifling
>Looking up, you see Lem, Sour, and Zecora standing together in a loose circle
>Each of them has a different look for you
>Zecora seems indifferent, but in a friendly way. Like she’s not overtly concerned with your cover exploding in your face, but also that she’s okay with you being here
>You look down again and slide your palm across the back of your hand
“H-he w-wants you...” You jerk a thumb up, pointing to the door
>Zecora thoughtfully hums and strides past you, leaving you with Lem and Sour
>The door opens and closes
>You stare down at your hands
>There’s a rustling of fabric
>Lem sighs, taking a step away. When you take a quick glance at her feet, you know she’s leaning against the wall opposite
>Sour is still standing in the middle of the hall, you suspect watching you
>Everyone’s silent
>You straighten out your skirt a bit
>You feel your phone, some pens and a notepad in your pockets
>Your hands slide into your pockets leaving you to just stare at a corner of the hallway
>...
>The sound of silence fills the corridor
>The only sound you can hear is the occasional sigh from Lem, and because of where you’re standing, Scorpan and Zecora’s voices
>...
>Sour growls to herself and starts walking down the hall
>”Ey. Doublefam.”
>She stops and you can hear her turn and tap her heels together.
>Silence
>While you’re watching the floor, you notice Lem peel away from the wall
>”We should still walk ‘er home...” She drones out, stepping into the middle of the hall.
>When she doesn’t get an immediate response, or a restrained response, or a delayed response, she sighs and drawls on some more. “Or at leas’ wait till ‘er Sis gets here.”
>Sour gives Lem a low growl of response
>You close your eyes and sigh
>>27496716
>Lem silently stands there
>Sour doesn’t sound like she’s leaving either
>You grip your phone
>Maybe you should call now so you don’t have to...
>So nothing can happen between you three
>Lem chuckles and you can hear her throw her hands out to her sides. ”What’s the problem, anyway? So she’s... So Twifam’s gay.”
>Silence
>Lem chuckles again
>”Right? No big deal, huh Twifam?”
>Your eyes flutter open
>Why do you have to come out again?
>Lip bit, you slowly look up to Lem
>Why do you have to come out again?
>She’s facing Sour Sweet
>”Yeah.”
>Sour rolls her eyes. She has her arms wrapped tight across her fat chest as she scowls across at Lemon
> She rolls out her sour notes
>”So what if she’s a dyke, right? Not like that's ever been important!”
>Lem flinches, but then relaxes with a short chuckle
>”Dude, yer right.”
>She starts walking, arms held outward, toward Sour, who’s glaring up at her
>In a swift motion, Lem is holding Sour aloft by her collar
>Sour gapes, staring Lem in the eye as her feet dangle under her
>The gape turns to a furious scowl and her hands fly up to grip Lem’s wrists
>Sour struggles with her grip
>”Get the fuck off me, you fat dyke.”
>What?
>”Quit sayin that word!”
>Lem whips a hand back, already in a fist
>Sour has her hand in her pocket
>You yelp as your head throbs
>All of your vision is stars and lights
>Hand on your head, you can’t even hear anything except for muffled yelling
>It’s back
>Your head feels like it’s going to cave in and it’s going to detonate
>You’re going to die. You’re going to puke all over yourself from system overload, and you’re going to die
>Twilight
>This headache
>It happens because they don’t get along
>That thing
>Discord said
>She doesn’t like you having friends
>She lashes out
>She can’t do anything unless you let her?
>You think
>With a groan, you stand upright, glaring past the lights
>Take the situation back
>>27496738
"H-hey."
>Lem and Sour stop
>The lights fade, and you can see again
>Lem doesn't let go of Sour's collar, but her fist is held back by one of Sour’s hands
>Sour also has her thumb over the switch of her blade, but her wrist is pinned at her side by Lem’s knee
>They both look at you, scowling and aggravated
>Perfect... Huh?
>Your head throbs again
>No, not perfect!
>You squeeze one eye shut as hard as you can
>Focus all the pain on one eye
>You try to steady your breathing.
>Breathe in and out. Don't break down, don't yell at them, don't let this headache get to you
>You can think, but now you're layered with sweat from the effort of containing yourself
>"What!?"
>"What is it?"
>Both snarl at each other at their outbursts
>You take a step forward and almost fall out under your own weight
"S-stop."
>Your heart hastens when they both glare down at you
>You gulp down the acid rising
>Still squeezing one eye shut, you start
“I-I know...”
>You don't, you really don’t, but keep talking
“...I-I was a-a huge b-bitch.”
>To Trixie, and maybe them
>They stop struggling against each other, and focus on you
>Breathe
“I-I'm not s-stupid. I-I c-can’t undo o-or f-fix everything.”
>You gasp. You lost your breath trying to get that much out, but there's so much more you want to say
>You look up at them
>They’re both tiredly looking down at you
>Neither really has a simple expression
“I-I have m-more...”
>Your hands wrap around each other
>”Go ahead, Twifam.”
>Gulp
“W-well, I uh, I w-want to t-try.”
>Neither says anything
>Sour, appearing annoyed, motions for you to continue
>You take a deep breath and close your eyes. “I-I... I want to m-move forward and t-try to do b-better.
>Another breath. “I-I know I j-just started doing i-it all... R-randomly. B-but I just.”
>Your eyes open and you look up again. Neither Lem nor Sweetie seem angry any more. You smile, and they do too. “I-I want you b-both to be m-my friends.”
>>27496760
>They glance at each other. Sour grimaces. Lem shrugs
“A-and not j-just you. S-sugar too. A-and Indy, and S-sunny... You f-five are m-my only friends, m-my only r-real friends, a-and I feel l-like I h-haven't been t-treating any o-of you right!”
>There’s a pause... During which, Sour and Lem stare at you
>Lem is the first to respond
>“Damn.”
>“And you being gay?”
>Both you and Lem look at Sour. She’s impassive. “Did that just randomly start, too?”
“I-I... S-sort of.”
>Sour watches you
>Lem sighs, "I can't stay angry with you lookin like that."
>She smirks over at Sour. "Right?"
>Sour crosses her arms and looks away, scowling. "Whatever.”
>She glares at you out of the corner of her eye. “So we're just a bunch of fucking dyke friends?"
>You don’t get a chance to respond
>"Is that what you wanted? For all of us to just magically get along because you broke out the water works and asked nicely?"
>You look away and your hand finds your arm. “U-um... W-well y-yeah...”
>Sour throws up her arms, and you notice she’s still holding her knife. “Ugh! Seriously? Like seriously, seriously?”
>You cringe just the tiniest bit. "Y-yeah... B-but not a-all at o-once! I-I just want every-yone to be h-happy!"
>Sour’s brow furrows and she grimaces. “Happy? By being friends with her?” She motions to Lem with both hands
“Y-yeah. L-Lem's really n-nice once y-you get t-to know h-her."
>Sour’s arms drop. She hangs her head a bit. She groans.
>”Ugh. Whatever.”
>You smile, but Lemfam actually seems more than a little put off.
>”Ya'll really gonna consider it? I don’ mind, but-”.
>You flinch when she shouts. ”I said whatever!”
>All three of you are quiet for a beat.
"Yo what's whatever mean?"
"It means I'll think! about! It-tuh!"
>>27496789
>Home
>Finally
>Your head is still throbbing from the aftershocks of that headache, and your eye hurts from trying and mostly failing to distract yourself from the pain
>You can't even walk right, you're so tired
>But you manage to drag yourself through the front door after Gleaming
>Cadence makes some noise at both of your arrival, but you're not paying attention
>She gets in your way
>So you drop your head against her chest and yawn
>Someone pats the back of your head
>Darkness
>Can't breathe
>Discord?
>No one comes
>You focus on the living black splot on the white canvas directly in front of you
>No air to fill your lungs
>But that’s normal
>You can’t close your eyes either
>”Ahem.”
>Behind you, something steps into view
>A manticore?
>Bipedal, eight feet tall, bat wings, lion’s body, snake tail...
>Thick robes hanging loosely off of his body
>He grins
>”Good evening, little friend.”
>Scorpan. His calm scratchy voice is smooth now
>”Yes!” His maw stretches into a smile
>He frowns, stepping on nothing toward you
>He peers up and down whatever form you are
>”My goodness gracious... You don’t know how to properly take a conscious form!” His big monstrous eyes bulge
>He reaches out a hand and-
>Goes through everything you are except your eyes
>”...Nothing.”
>He pulls his hands back, holding them behind his back. “My goodness... You must be exhausted every day you wake up from this, then.”
>So that explains the past week
>He flinches, jaw dropping
>”A... A whole week?”
>Eyes bulging, wings flickering, tail snapping
>He twitches and regains his composure. “Very well. I’m just going to wake you up. You should be rested enough now before all of this has had a chance to eat your stamina...”
>He glances at the ball on the wall
>That ball
>”Not quite a ball. It’s mana... An energy source...” He shrugs and shakes his head
>”I can explain more tomorrow. For now, may I wake you up so I can explore unfettered?”
>>27496816
>Explore?
>”Your mind.”
>...Sure
>He snaps his fing-
>Wait
>”Hm?”
>You want to watch
>Scorpan chuckles and shakes his head.
>”I appreciate your willingness to learn new things, young Twilight. Your eager energy - I have to admit I envy it in my old age!”
>He smiles and swipes his hand through the blackness
>”Darkness.”
>Through the darkness and your vision darkens
>”I would love to teach you many many things, but I must analyze your mind alone for now.”
>Okay
>If that's the case, you can just take it easy tomorrow
>Just wait for him to finish
>Scorpan furrows his brow and shakes his head
>A purple hand flickers in and strokes his goatee
>"No..."
>He turns back to the bit of Darkness and grabs it, startling you
>Without turning, he continues. "Tomorrow, meet Adagio Dazzle!"
>His hands pull out strands of twine and silk from the ink
>He scrutinizes them
"It seems you've heard of her?" He grins over at you, huge teeth lining his mouth as he kneads the spindly bits of Darkness between his fingers.
>"I have as well!" He looks back a the strands he's fiddling with, and pulls them farther out, letting them float away. "I think it a dandy good idea for you to meet this little lady..."
>Dandy
>"Yeah, dandy." He pulls some more strands out, looking over them
>"We've met a few times, and I've heard of her exploits."
>Does he mean the missing persons?
>He looks over his shoulder, grimacing at you. "Simply part of what she does."
>He brightens again, showing off his razor sharp teeth. "Meet her! Interview her like you did with Discord!"
>How did he know...?
>"I am in your head, after all." He pulls more silk out, along with the source of all the miscellaneous fibers. A black rope. "Digging through to the past! It all came up pretty quick... "
>>27496847
"But go meet her. It will be a good learning experience."
>He continues pulling out more and more rope, exposing more free floating strings. "Bring your friends too, just in case you run into this Trixie girl."
>...Okay
>He gives you a friendly, monstrous grin. "Okay?"
>Yeah
>He laughs aloud, holding his belly. "Good! You're a good girl, Twilight. I'll do my best as your guide through these new times."
>He turns back to the blot entirely, so all you can see his his prolific mane and tail
>"Who knows? Maybe I'll take you on as an apprentice."
>"Okay. Time to wake up."
>See you Friday!"
>Air
>You slowly inhale and blink
>You're in your room, and it's dark
>The only source of light is your laptop blinking from a full battery, and your phone blinking from a notification
>So you're sitting in a nerd hole with green and red lights pulsing
>You sit up and grab at your phone and glasses
>4:12 AM
>And you have some texts from the girls
>(Phone is now set to noise mode)
>Dang
>You're not even tired
>Yawn
>Well... No longer exhausted. You're just regular, sleepy tired
>So
>You try to look at your forehead
>Scorpan is in there
>Or
>Like...
>...You had a dream in which he said as much
>...A queerly memorable and sensible dream
>Consistent with recent dreams you've been having
>Slowly, you lay back down
>"You should research."
>Sitting upright, you decide now is a good time for some old fashioned research
>Into... You grab up your scraps of paper
>Scanning... Adagio Dazzle
>For now, just listen to Scorpan
>You drag over your laptop and power up
>He seems like a nice enough guy. Friendly, upfront
>If he's willing to help you figure out what is happening in your life, you might as well take his advice
>A yawn escapes you, and you begin typing up terms to find information on Adagio
>Her name
>Canterlot missing persons
>...that’s all
>You stare as it loads
>Gosh, your internet speed sure does crap the bed after 2 am
>Lots of results...
>Good. You've got a few hours.
>>27496868
>7 AM comes around, and you tap your phone, silencing the alarm
>More
>Research
>Music is playing. Saucy lyrics are floating low across the ground as The Dazzlings' third album, 'Love Me Like You Used To' plays for the fifth time
>Adagio has a deep, sultry voice that does things to you
>Videos are looping on your laptop as you read
>The Dazzlings performing at a few small shows in Canterlot
>Adagio and her two band mates are dancing as they sing
>They're both taller than Dagi, but she still trounces them both with her wide hips
>Which she puts to very good use in her dancing
>Dancing which also does things to you
>You bite your lip and clench your thighs for the umpteenth time
>A lesser woman would have been affected by these... Things being done to her
>But not you!
>You're researching Adagio Dazzle, and you're not going to be dissuaded by dirty dancing and borderline hypnotic singing
>"Twilight?"
>You almost drop your laptop when you flinch
>You look over at Cadence
>She’s staring
>A small blush forms, and she looks away
>"I see you're also a fan of Ms. Dazzle. I hope you didn't see any of her raunchier videos yet..."
>You take a deep breath
>Be still, heart
"I-I might have."
>"Your shirt, Twilight."
>...What
>You glance at your shirt
>And see a pair of bouncy purple mounds
>Exposed
>You blink
"W-where is my sh-shirt..."
>Covering up with the classic one arm guard, you chuckle up at Cadence while one-handedly closing out everything
"M-must have g-gotten hot."
>>27496898
>Cadence continues looking away, hand protecting her eyes from your humble nerd boobs
>"I guess..."
>She clears her throat. "Funny that you'd be interested in one of my clients."
>Blink
"Y-your client?"
>Cadence nods, and turns away. "Yes, Ms. Adagio was recently recruited by our agency."
"Could i meet her?"
>You blurt it out without thinking. Oops
>Not a bad idea though, asking for help
>Cadence nods, staring at the door frame. "Yes, just let me arrange it."
>A smile blooms across your cheeks and you jump from bed, running to her. "Th-thank you Cadence, y-you're the b-best!"
>Cadence gives you a funny look when you latch onto her
>She gives you a half smile. "Of course, Twilight. Anything. Now get dressed."
>Now fully shirted and skirted, you watch the street go by from Cadence's passenger seat
>Belly full of bacon and eggs
>Head full of... Chimera, maybe?
>If he's still in there?
>"I am."
>He is.
>"Are you excited?"
>You look up at Cadence
>She's smiling, as usual, but watching the road
>Without responding, you cock your head at her
>"Well?"
"F-for...?"
>She chuckles
>"Ms. Dazzle?"
>Flinch
"O-oh yeah! Y-yeah, s-sorry." You give her your own short chuckle
>She chuckles along with you
>At a red light, she looks over to you, beaming
>"Her schedule is clear today so mentioned that she had an... Enamored fan."
"Y-yeah?"
>Her smile calms down and she continues. "She only asked for your name and immediately asked to meet you herself!"
>Scorpan's voice echoes in your mind
>"You should bring someone."
"C-could I b-bring any f-friends?
>Well
>Scorpan mentioned bringing someone
>But who?
>Everyone?
>>27496923
>"Mm, maybe." Cadence continues driving. "But I can only fit maybe one or two people."
>Ah, that's right. Even if Cadence didn't have any baggage...
>Which she has tons of
>No Cadence's car is way too small
>She is driving, after all
>Maybe Indy can meet you
>You quickly text her
>Gosh you have a lot of messages
>You skim them
>Lem and Sour... You hold off on reading
>Sunny and Sugar seem chipper, and Indy sent you some D A N K M E M E S
>You hold your face, dramatically flailing back in your seat and restraining yourself from vomiting
>A few seconds later...
>Indy said no, sports stuff after school
>While you give the rest of your friends generic responses, you ponder
>Who else then?
>There's almost no room in the car
>Maybe Sugar. She's small!
>Who else
>You check up on Indy...
>'Ask Sunny tho, she wants to hang out'
>So sunny and sugar?
>Strange team.
>...can sunny do anything?
>To defend herself
>And to a lesser extent, you
>You probably won't be attacked by Trixie again
"I-I have t-two, m-maybe."
>"That's good. Like I said, I don't have a lot of room, so if they don't mind cramming between portfolios, folders and binders, they're welcome to come!"
>Hm
"W-where is it?"
>Cadence slows the car to a stop
>Oh
>School
>She gives you a small smile. "Just down town Canterlot."
>You nod
>Trixie wouldn't dare, with so many people around
>And the police
>Shine-
>...Right
>No big brother police officer to protect you
>"Something wrong, Twilight?"
>You look up at her
>You grin and shake your head. Just an existential hiccup
"I-I'm fine. S-see you l-later."
>Cadence waves you off
...And that's it for now!
I was hoping to have an exciting update for my absense, but we needed some build up for Dagi first. And of course Scorpan! Isn't he a nice guy? c:
As always, let me know what you think! I appreciate everything you have to say, nonnies!
Sleep well. c: I'll have the bin updated later
mister man is asking here.
How many You's can I have in one thread?
Not as many as me
>>27497500
Heres one
>>27495703
Wow! That's really awesome Anon!
I'm thrilled to hear you've been enjoying it so much, and I love the art!
>>27496898
>raunchier videos
Adagio's raunchier videos, top unf.
>>27496943
>Sunny and Sugar
Nice.
I like them both, great update famparino.
>>27496943
I really like Scorpan he is a pretty cool guy.
Keep it up, JC.
Is Twintail kill?
>>27499955
hopefully he is
the chaos and shitposting he caused was horrible so I dont see how he could not be banned
>>27500336
>the chaos and shitposting he caused was horrible so I dont see how he could not be banned
You don't know true shitposting.
>>27500747
Talking about it. Anyone remembers this thread:
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23865538/#23865819
>All those deleted posts
Those were fun times.
Also, that fan continuation was pretty good.
>>27499955
No i'm still here. I just have other things to do at the moment.
>>27496716
hmmmmm your story captivates me, I am eager to give it a readMost likely because of the mentioning of Trixie, my waifu. any green with her is always a green light for mesadly I have been rather unfortuitous when it comes to getting a break from work to actually read / do anything apart from have dinner, bath and sleep in a short cycle.
I will have to save this pastebin on my tab so i remember to read it, if not today tomorrow and if not this week then the next week...
Quod a memet virum
>>27500971
FwU is a great greentext that Id reccomend to anyone
goodnight thread.
>>27501540
its one in the afternoon for me but ok
>>27502031
Holy Jewish Twilight Batman
>>27502043
Captain America would kill her on the spot.
>>27502201
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU CAP IS PURE THIS IS GOING TO BE RETCONNED JUST FUCKING WATCH
>>27501540
heres a good trixie picture
http://i.imgur.com/SakqIHO.png
>>27502342
Wow, dicks in the /u/ general?
>>27500336
Tbh, a little shitposting helps get you guys off your elite thread high horse.
>>27502389
We don't have that high horse anymore,thread is too slow for that.
Have some realgar
>>27502389
shitposting doesnt help anyone
Hello there.
Thanks for nice replies on the last one.
More than a week ago.
Sorry for not posting for so long, I promise on writing more soon.
And sorry for false promises.
For ones who don't remember : green about dumb SciTwi and Anon-teacher.
>School.
>You're sitting at your table
>For some reason principal allowed all of the students to come on the second lesson.
>You hope she didn't hear your conversation with Twilight yesterday
>Well, you're still there that means she didn't hear anything.
>That's good.
>First lesson goes slowly and boring without students
>You literally have nothing to do.
>Half of the lesson passes
>You hear somebody open the door.
>It's Twilight.
"Hello there. Why did you come?"
>"Hello. I just wanted to come earlier."
>Kinda strange
>She always was the last one to come to school.
>But she never was late, actually.
"You can sit at your desk if you want."
>"Thank you."
>Time passes and students come to the beginning of second lesson
>Reading.
"Good morning, students!"
>"Good morning, teacher!"
>You put out a book about English writers and get ready for reading.
"OK, students. Today we are reading abo--"
>Sound of radio interference and scratching noises stop you from reading.
>Did somebody bring the radio?
>Wait.
>Isn't it that intercom?
>School workers were saying that it's broken.
>You start to hear fuzzy but still familiar voice.
>"Every teacher in school shall come to principal's office. Now!"
>Why'd Harshwhinny need everyone now?
>You don't know.
>You cast a glance at your students and see how they nod.
"I'll be back soon"
>You come out of class and head to principal's office.
>"I need everyone to understand. Principal of Crystal Prep is coming to our school today. She needs to check how good our school is." says Harshwhinny
>You and bunch of other teacher stand infront of Harshwhinny while she speaks.
>You see someone raising a hand.
>>27502585
>"Yes, Cozy Pencil?"
>Cozy Pencil is Drawing-only teacher. He is the head of Drawing club at the school.
>He has slightly grey hair and always wears grey outfit.
>But still, his skill is indescribable.
>What is unusual in this situation is that Cozy Pencil asking somebody a question is quite a rare thing.
>He never asks somebody about anything.
>Cozy's just a quiet person.
>It's interesting, what will he ask?
>"Why does principal Cinch visit our school? I don't remember us having any contact with her."
>Harshwhinny raises a brow.
>"We are working with Crystal Prep for a week now! You have to know such a thing!"
>She speaks pretty loud.
>Cozy steps back with his face sad.
>Poor man.
>"I don't remember ya mentionin' somethin' 'bout that lady Cinch, Mrs. Boss"
>Braeburn comes in.
>He's PE instructor.
>"Me neither!" says Soarin.
>Another PE instructor.
>They're always together for some reason.
>Maybe they're kinda swore friends or something.
>"I don't care! The main thing that everything has to be perfect. No one has to dissapoint our guest. We have to be impressive!"
>Is she obsessed with this Crystal Prep?
>All of you say 'yes' and start to go away from principal's office.
>"That's some crazy thing, huh?" you hear Cheerilee say as she slightly hits your shoulder.
"Yeah."
>"I heard you had a dinner with principal."
>Cheerilee giggles.
"Ooh. That's not the best thing to talk about."
>"Aww. I thought that you're going to be promoted. What happened?"
"Nah. I'll tell you later, OK?"
>"If you want, man."
>Cheerilee is acutually the only teacher you speak to most of the time.
>She's kind but awesome and intersting at the same time.
>You come back to class and continue reading.
>After the lesson you decide to come out of the class and check how everything is going.
>It seems that principal Cinch is already in the school building.
>>27502593
>Well, school's not big so she'd be there no longer than a few hours.
>You hear some of students calling you
>"Mister teacher! Come play with us!"
>Eh?
>Oh. That's right. Sometimes teachers play with their students.
>You didn't do that really much because you were always sitting in the class.
"Sorry, I can't. Gotta get ready for the lesson!"
>You say and get back to class.
>After sitting down at your table you hear somebody knocking on the door.
"Come in!"
>Door opens and you see Twilight coming in.
>"Teacher? May I ask you something?"
>It's better to help her before Mrs. "Everything-has-to-be-perfect" comes.
"Yes, of course."
>Twilight comes closer to your table
>There's something in her hands
>A toy, to be exact.
>Masked Matterhorn.
>You saw commercials on TV.
>This one is pretty expensive.
>And nice.
>She brings a toy closer to you
>One leg has a crack on it and there's part of hair missing
>Twilight holding it in her hands
>"C-could you please repair it, teacher?"
>You can't say no.
>You take the toy and part of its hair
>You remember having some glue in your table.
>After searching through lots of stash the glue is finally found.
>With accurate and careful moves you glue broken leg together.
>It takes time, acutally.
>Carefully, you begin to work on hair.
>When you place broken piece right in the place it was before, you start to work.
>The toy is done and you have to wait till the glue dries up.
"Take it when the lesson ends."
>"Thank you very much!"
"No problem."
>She comes out of class.
>Maths.
>Today you need to ask your students questions about everything you've taught the for past few months.
"Moondancer, tell me about divisibility rule. By 2, 3 and 5."
>Moondancer stands up and starts to speak
>>27502606
>"If the last d-digit of number is even - number is divisible by 2. If the sum of digits equals 3 - number is divisible by 3.
If the number's last digit is 5 or 0 - number is divisible by 5."
>Pretty good but she made one mistake.
"Good, Moondancer but you've made one mistake. Who's going to be the one who will say the correct answer?"
>Sugarcoat raises her hand.
"Yes, Sugarcoat?"
>"If the sum of digits is divisible by 3, then the number itself is divisible by 3."
"That's right."
>You point at Twilight.
"Twilight, tell me please divisibility rule by 6, 10 and 15."
>Twilight stands up.
>"The number is divisible by ten if...if its last digit is 0. Uuh.."
>Twilight can't answer.
"OK, Twilight sit down."
>Trixie raises her hand.
>"If number is divisible by 2 and 3, it's divisible by 6. If nubmer's last digit is 0, then it's divisible by 10 and if number is divisible by 5 and 3, it's divisible by 15."
"Excellent, Trixie. Well done."
>"Thanks!"
>After a few more questions lesson ends.
>You decide to come out of classroom at this break.
>You need to give Twilight her toy and maybe you have to try doing something with your students.
>Maybe.
>You see Twilight standing alone
>It seems she doesn't speak to other classmates.
>You come closer to her
"Here's your toy."
>She smiles and gives you a hug
>Infront of the others.
>"Thank you, teacher."
>But no one cares.
>And that's good.
>"Ahem." you hear somebody behind you.
>You turn your head towards the voice.
>Harshwhinny.
>"I have to talk to you, Mister Anon."
>Shit.
>Shit shit shit.
>You follow her.
>She leads you somewhere near your class and checks if there is any student.
>"Listen here, Mister. I've told you that you are not allowed to do that."
>She comes closer to you.
>"Not obeying the orders might be bad for you."
>Closer.
>"And you know what can happen if you'll continue doing this."
>She's so close to you that you hit the wall with your head while stepping back.
>"I'll keep my eye on you."
>>27502623
>Harshwhinny goes away.
>Shit, you were almost a goner.
>You come back to Twilight.
>Her eyes a bit wet, other students are worried for some reason too.
>"What happened, mister teacher?"
>Trixie asks
"Nothing! Just talked to Mrs. Harshwhinny a bit. Why'd you ask?"
>"Ah. OK then. Just never saw you talking with her much."
>Students calm down but Twilight doesn't
>She gives you a worried look.
>You come closer to her and give her a hug.
"It's all right. Nothing happened."
>She steps back and smiles.
>"Thank you."
>You come back to classroom.
>History.
"Tell me, Octavia, how long did it take for Hundred Years' War to end?"
>Octavia clears her throat before answering
>Suddenly, Vinyl stands up and shouts
>"A hundred!"
>Well, she tried.
"Wrong. Sit down, Vinyl."
>Octavia giggles at Vinyl's nonsense.
>Vinyl blushes and sits down.
"Octavia?"
>"116 years."
"Correct."
>"What idiot came up with an idea of calling a war that lasts 116 years "Hundred Years' War"?"
>Students laugh
"When did the war begin? Twilight?"
>"The war started in 1337."
"When did it end?"
>"In 1453."
"Correct."
>You look for someone who is busy with something else except for the lesson
>Trixie is brushing her hair.
"Trixie, tell me."
>She puts away the comb
"Who were main belligerents at this war?"
>"U-uh. France..."
"Yes. One more. Who was fighting against France?"
>"Scotland!"
"No. It's not Scotland."
>"Urgh!"
"You need to pay more attention, Trixie."
>"I know, teacher. Sorry."
>You decide to move on.
"Who knows when did the Frist Crusade begin?"
>Moondancer raises her hand
>"1096."
"Correct. When did it end, Sour?"
>"1099."
"Right. Who called the First Crusade? Twilight?"
>"Pope Eugene II?"
"That's not correct."
>Strange, you thought she has to know about such things. You're not sure why.
"Moondancer?"
>"Pope Urban II of course!"
"Right!"
>Other part of the lesson goes pretty well
>lesson ends
>Break begins and students walk out of the classroom.
>>27502630
>This break you're going to be inside.
>Next lesson is Drawing.
>You're taking a few albums from your bag
>Somebody knocks on the door.
"Come in!"
>Cheerilee comes in.
"Hello there! How it's going with Harshwhinny?"
>"It's OK with me but did you hear what happened to Soarin?"
"Huh?"
>"He accidentaly slapped the butt one of his students when Harshwhinny was entering the gym."
>You drop an album on the floor and start to laugh out loud.
>Cheerilee starts to laugh too
>"You'd see how I laughed when I saw her face"
>She tries to copy Harshwhinny's face but fails and laughs even more
>So do you.
>After a good minute of laughing Cheerilee starts to speak
>"Be careful, Anon. I heard she got you too"
"Yeah, she said she'll keep an eye on me."
>"I hope nothing bad happens with you."
"Same."
>The bell rings.
>"Oh. Good luck, got to go!"
>Drawing.
>Today is the day when you don't give a shit what your students need to draw.
>You just give them a random theme.
"I need you to draw a place where you'd like to live."
>Students nod and start to draw.
>Actually, you could help some of your students with other subjects.
"Anyone who will finish their work can come to me and I'll help you with Maths and other things."
>Students nod again but some of them begin to draw faster.
>Especially Twilight.
>After 10 minutes Moondancer comes to you with her picture.
>Some sort of fortress is drawn here. White japanese houses with orange roofs and a wall with a wooden gate.
"What is this?"
>"Soul Society... place where dead people go."
"You'd like to live there?"
>"Y-yes..."
>She says really silent
>She's afraid of getting a bad mark.
>Judging by instructions that were given to you, it is a bad work.
>But who cares?
>You always thought that it is not right to give students bad marks for drawing.
>Drawing is an expression of your thoughts, desires.
>Just like music and dancing.
>>27502647
>You write "A+" and listen to what Moondancer wants to say
>She wants you to give her a few easy equations.
>You do so and wait for other students.
>Next comes Twilight.
>She drew some tent in the forest.
>Nearby this tent there's a girl with something in her hand
>And right behind her there's standing some man
>For some reason this man is looking like you
>And girl is looking like Twilight.
>You better let that be and listen to what Twilight wants you to explain
>"C-could you help me with History, t-teacher?"
"Yes, of course. What do you need?"
>Twilight takes a book and comes closer to you
>"How do you remember all of these things? It's like 15 pages long and you didn't even look in the book!"
>You giggle.
"Look, Twilight."
>She comes so close that you can feel her breath
"You d-don't have to learn every word in here by heart. Read it a couple of times and then try to find some 'key words'"
>"Key words?"
"Yes. Or you can do even better! Make a summary of the text!"
>"A summary?"
>She'll keep asking about every word?
"Yeah. Read the text and write down it's main things."
>"That... may work. Thanks!"
>She hugs you
>Class doesn't care
>Suddenly, you hear the door open.
>You look at the door but see it closing.
"Come in!"
>Door closes.
>Maybe some student got classrooms wrong.
>Next break.
>You're out of classroom again.
>Looking at what your students doing
>Sometimes Cheerilee comes to you and talks a little bit
>Maybe you should come out of classroom more often.
>Students decide to play a game with a ball.
>They throw it to each other.
>The ball looks not heavy so nothing bad will happen.
>Sugarcoat throws the ball to Moondancer and she barely catches it.
>Moondancer throws the ball to Octavia.
>Octaiva immediately throws the ball to Vinyl and she throws it... to you?
>"Catch it, teacher!"
>You catch the ball and studets are impressed.
>Ball is really easy.
>You throw it back and watch how students continue to play.
>>27502234
>>27502662
>Vinyl decides to return the ball with a powerful strike.
>Ball flies near Octaiva's head and hits Twilight causing lens to pop out of her glasses.
>Twilight starts to cry.
>You run up to her and look at the glasses.
>You can fix it.
>And you will!
>"Sorry for that, Twilight!" you hear Vinyl say
>You take the glasses and Twilight follows you
>You enter the glass and Twilight sits down at your table.
>There has to be some tools in this classroom.
>You start to check every locker nearby your table.
>Finally you find some box with "TOOLS" written on it.
>You find a driver inside and check if it's going to help.
>You need to unscrew a small screw near the place where lens was before.
>You don't know much about glasses but this is the only possible way for you to repair them.
>That driver won't work.
>You look for a smaller driver and you find it.
>Carefully you unscrew this small screw and rim opens.
>You put the lens in and screw it back.
>You're trying to be as careful as you can.
>Sweat appeared on your forehead.
>Finally the screw is screwed.
>You give glasses a wipe and hand them to Twilight.
>Twilight takes the glasses and puts them on while you go out of the classroom.
>Students are playing the game.
>You hear somebody running out of class.
>Twilight runs up to you and hugs you tight.
>"Thank you so much!"
>You hug her back and pat her head.
>"I've had enough of this!" voice of your boss breaks the hug.
>Twilight hides behind you.
>Harshwhinny comes closer to you and taking you by your hand.
>She walks away from students and then nails you down.
>"I've had enough of this, Anon! This is overkill! You are getting fired right after Cinch leaves the school!"
>Harshwhinny yells at you and you Twilight winces.
>"I don't want to have a teacher in my school that looks like a pedophile!"
>What?!
>Is she crazy?!
>Your eyes are open wide.
>"I don't want to see you there anymore."
>You hear somebody cough and then speak
>"And I don't want to see YOU anymore."
>>27502681
>Harshwhinny turns to the person.
>It's Cinch.
>H:"W-what?"
>C:"I saw what you were doing to this man for the whole day! He is taking care of his students! I have even heard about him from Twilight's brother in Crystal Prep! This man is the kindest teacher I've ever met! And I saw what you've done to that PE instructor for his accident! I don't think that I want to work with a perverted person like you!"
>Harshwhinny is stepping back from both of you and then runs away in tears.
>"Well done, mister Anon. I want to see you at Crystal Prep. I am sure that she'll fire you after this... situation."
>She sighs.
>"It is definetly sad that you are having a boss like that. If you're fired, come to my academy. You're welcomed with open arms."
>Wow. Being a teacher in Crystal Prep is a good thing.
>But Twilight... and the others...
>"I'm letting it on you. But it's obvious that you'll get fired."
>Cinch is leaving.
>You come to your students.
>Nobody is playing the game and eveyone is looking at you.
"You got it right, students."
>Most of them begin to cry a bit.
>Twilight rushes to you and starts to cry too.
>You all go to classroom.
>"Thank you for everything, teacher!" - Trixie says while wiping few tears from her face.
>Moondancer comes to you.
>"This is for you..."
>She gives you a picture.
>It's you and... a pony?
>It's Radiance from Power Ponies!
"Thank you, Moons!"
>She hugs you.
>They're so nice to you.
>Every single one of your students is wishing you the best of luck at the next job.
>This lesson for some reason was longer than always.
>You drew so many drawings with them, sang songs.
>But all good things come to an end.
>The bell rings and each of the students is promising to study good even without you.
>Everyone leaves the class except for Twilight.
>"Teacher..."
"Yes?"
>"Thanks for everything... I'll never forget you."
"Thank you very much!"
>>27502700
>"If it weren't for you, I'd be the dumbest person in the class!"
"Don't say that! You are pretty smart now! A bit of a good work and everything will be perfect."
>"Thanks!"
>Twilight starts to leave the classroom.
"Twilight!"
>"Yes?"
"I'll come tomorrow. Maybe something will change. Just keep that in mind."
>"I will!"
>Twilight comes out of class.
That's it.
It's not too much, I know.
I was trying to write something but for some reason I didn't have any ideas.
Sorry for some blogposting I had here. Won't do it again.
If you see a grammar mistake or just a mistake - tell me and I'll try to fix it next time.
Thanks for reading.
>>27502704
its always great to read your story
>>27499389
I'm glad you like, nonnie. I'll make sure to write them nice and cute!
>>27499945
I tried to make him cool. Someone has to help Twi!
>>27500971
Take your time, nonnie. It's more important that you enjoy the story at your leisure than it is for you to force reading!
Thank you for your interest c:
>>27501069
Thanks, nonnie!
And here's the updated bin for anyone who wants to read on pastebin!
http://pastebin.com/rtxmZtha
Have a good night, /nst/
>>27502704
I'm going to assume english isn't your first language. Pretty well put together despite that.
Dank
http://picosong.com/m2ze/
>>27503509
why did you post this here
>>27503583
So people can ask me that very same question... SONGS WILL BE WRITTEN ABOUT AND SUNG ON THIS DAY, THIS DAY OF THIS MASTERFUL RUSE, AND I HOLD NO REMORSE OR REGRET FOR I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE GOD OF THE RUSE.
>>27502342
>Be Anon.
>School just let out.
>You're speeding your way through the back hallways, trying to make it out of school as fast as possible.
"God, I hope I miss her today."
>Yes! The door is in sight.
>Just a few more yards and--
"OH FUCK MY ASSHOLE!"
>Nah m8
>God hates you.
>That purple fuck crawls out from behind a locker, dancing around on her hands like some circus freak.
>"Ey b0ss."
"Hi, purplegirl."
>"Ey b0ss, can I habe a date pls?"
"No."
>"Pls?"
"I told you no. I tell you no every fucking day. Why don't you leave me alone?"
>"B0ss, can I habe date pls?"
"Fuck off!"
>You try to walk by her, but she leaps up form the floor and latches onto to your shirt, gripping it with the strength of a thousand horny teenagers.
"Hey, this is egyptian cotton!"
>"PLS! CAN I HABE DATE PLS? PLS!"
"Kill yourself!"
>"PLS! PLS! CAN I HABE DATE PLS?"
"Rape! Rape!"
>"PLS!"
>You threw her off of you and darted out of the school.
>Once you're a few blocks away and are sure the purple menace is long gone, you check the damages on your shirt.
>Yep, that's stretched.
>Another shirt down the drain.
>That's happened every day this week.
>You knew civilization was going down the tube when they banned tard wranglers for being "offensive" and "a reflection of a barbaric society".
>"Ey b0ss!"
>Well stretch your anus and call you Sally.
>>27504010
holy shit, more
>Captcha: BOSS
>>27504010
THIS SUMMER
Starring scitwi as pinkguy
and princess twilight as joji.
>>27504010
This remind me of a oneshot in the first thread.
"gibe the pussy baws"
>>27504331
There was no oneshot like that in the first thread
>>27504331
Yes, there was.Fucking amateur.
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23676058/#23695081
>>27504331
I did not remember seeing that in the thread
Also how the hell do you remember that one post in the first thread? Is your memory extra good?
>>27504411
Was to go to >>27504387
>>27504411
>Is your memory extra good?
Only for things that are useless.
>By day, Anonymous.
>By night, the Bald Eagle.
>You are Canterlot's knight.
>Its guardian in the darkness.
>When things go bump in the night, you're what bumps back.
>So naturally, when defense systems across the city were hacked and hundreds of dangerous criminals escaped, you took it upon yourself to bring the culprit to justice.
>This hacker, whoever they are, is incredibly smart.
>Not smart enough, however.
>"See here?"
>Your nerd points to the computer screen.
"I see numbers. Tell me what they mean."
>"It's an exit."
"Like on the highway?"
>"Exactly. When you hack a computer, you have to enter in the system. You can't stay there forever though. Most hackers will mask their exit, but this guy must have been banking on the huge amount of data doing that for him."
"So what do I do with this now?"
>"Well I can back trace it for you and cross examine different locations across the city, bypass a few security logs, and voila."
"This time in english."
>"I'm going to jiggle the flux capacitor."
>You grab the back of the nerd's head and slam it into the desk.
"Don't get smart with me, Hack Job. I've had it up to hear with you computer clowns."
>"I told you, my name is Atom."
"Shut up, Hack Job."
>After a minute or two of tip tapping and beep booping, Hack Job writes down on a piece of paper and hands it to you.
>"Your hacker should be within a block of here. Can I go now?"
"Of course you can. You have a nice warm cell waiting for you in juvy."
>You handcuff him to the desk and begin to walk away.
>"You said you'd let me off this time!"
"I lied."
>Good. Now with this lead, you can bring this hacker to justice.
>You hop into your Eaglemobile and drive off into the night.
>The slip Hack Job gave you listed 116 Librarium Lane.
>That's down by the docks.
>Within a block of that is three warehouses.
>>27505010thats not the anon who asked for writing suggestions
I'm that anon
but I completely forgot to write today so thanks and expect a twi and shining story tomorrow
>>27505010
>If your memory serves you, one of those is used for storing extra fish and boats. The other is vacant for five days per week, and open on the weekends for the local fisherman's market.
>The last one has been vacant for the last 25 years. Just a hair older than you.
>You arrive at the warehouse and leap out of your vehicle.
>Aiming your grappling gun carefully, you fire and hook it onto the roof.
>Once you're sure you're locked in, you reel yourself up.
>There's a window peering down into the place a few yards away.
>You could walk right over to it, but that'd be too easy.
>There's sure to be traps around here.
>You take out a gas pellet from your belt and toss it.
>It explodes and covers the whole roof in a green gas that, when it dissipates, reveals an array of laser sensors.
"Nice try, but you won't get me that easily."
>You grab the edges of your cape and hold them out.
>Clicking your heels together 3 times, you activate small rockets in your boots that propel you into the air.
>Your cape acts like a glider and guides you to the windows.
"Enhance image."
>A click goes off in your mask, and a camera in the eyepiece zooms in on the windows.
>You can see...monitors.
>In the way back, surrounded by several towers of computers, are three monitors, each the size of your own TV.
"Got you."
>You let go of your cape and descend, crashing through the windows and landing in the warehouse safely.
"Come quietly and I won't have to hurt you."
>"I was wondering when you'd show up."
>Huh. Doesn't sound like some fat, greasy old man.
>It sounds like a teenage girl.
>"The Bald Eagle, here to save the day. Or should I say..."
>The lights in the warehouse all turn on.
>As your eyes adjust to the light, you can make out pictures.
>Hundreds...no, thousands of pictures of you.
>Not of the Bald Eagle...but you.
>"Anonymous."
>>27505090
"Who are you?"
>"Me?"
>The sound of footsteps puts you on edge.
>You whip around to see a small purple girl step out from behind a few wooden crates.
>"I'm Twilight Sparkle."
"What do you want from me, Calculator Queen?"
>"Excuse me?"
"Calculator Queen. That's your name."
>"No, I'm Twilight."
"You're Calculator Queen."
>"Is this how all your villains get their names?"
"Enough games, Calculator Queen. Tell me how you know my name."
>She smirks and walks right by you on the way to her computer array.
>Turning a monitor to you, she presses a few buttons on her keyboard and brings up several screens of questionable imagery.
"What madness is this?"
>"Huh?"
>She turns to the screen and turns from lavender to crimson.
>"Oh! Wrong screen! You're not supposed to see that!"
"Truly, your mind is a dark and despicable one."
>"Hey, I don't judge you on all your fetishes! And man, you have some weird ones. I've never seen someone so into leather before."
"IT'S VERSATILE!"
>She taps away a bit more, this time checking and double checking to make sure she's on the right screen, and turns the monitor back to you.
>It's your desktop.
>She can see your desktop?
>But that means she knows...
"Oh no."
>"It's true, Nonny! I know everything. And kind of like the girl who peeks at her Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the stern and eaglerangs, you're just a little boy in a play suit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic."
"You fiend!"
>"Don't worry, Anon. I understand."
>She sits down and opens up a few webpages.
>They're of the Crystal Prep Academy homepage and its extra circulars.
>>27505010
this is legit
>>27505183
>"You see, my parents didn't die in an alleyway, but they may as well have. I never saw much of them at all. I did everything I could to get their attention. I joined every team I could. Football, where I broke an arm, basketball, where I broke my ankle, soccer, where I dislocated my hip, and rugby, where I got a concussion. After a bit, I realized I would never be a sports star. I just wasn't cut out for it. I'm frail, after all."
"What does any of this have to do with me and leather?"
>"I'm getting to that. Hold your horses. Where was I?"
"You can't into sports."
>"Oh, right. So, when I realized that I could never win my parents' affections on the field, I turned to books and computers. I excelled in my classes. I became an A+ student. High honors every year. I was the head of the math club. I was grand master in chess club. I was the lead coder in our programming team and the boss technician for our robotics championship club. I did everything I could and I still never got so much as a pat on the shoulder. It's tragic, isn't it?"
>Yeah? At least she had parents.
>How can she sit there and make it sound so awful?
>The things you would have done...
>You would have given anything in the world to have your parents back, even for a second, even if they came back hating you.
>Just to have them there.
>It would have...
>Things would have been different. They would have been better.
>"I learned I would never be noticed by them, not when my brother had the spotlight. That's when I decided to turn to crime. If my parents wouldn't notice me, I'd make the whole city. Everyone would know my name. There was just one problem."
"And that was?"
>"A certain man by the name of Bald Eagle."
>Hey, you know that guy!
>>27505242
>"I had to take you out. I knew you'd stop me before I could make my play. I also knew I could never beat you in a fight, like so many others have tried. I had to beat you mentally. Break you. Run you out of town. Something, anything to get you away from my spotlight. I did some digging. Eventually, I found a pattern in mysterious online purchases of rare metals, lots of leather, and eagle feathers. Guess where they all led."
"Not to me."
>"Oh, Anonymous, everybody leaves a trail. You can bounce your name across seven bank accounts, three identities, and forty eight satellites, but you always leave a trail. All anyone has to do is know how to follow it. Imagine my shock when I found out that the Bald Eagle was actually a sad little orphan. When I saw that, I knew we were destined to be together."
"Wow, back up. What?"
>"I said we're destined to be together."
"How the fuck did you come to that conclusion?"
>She laughs a mighty laugh. The kind of laughy laugh that sends shivers down your spine.
>She gets up form her chair and sashays over to you, her hips struggling to break free of that plaid skirt.
>How indecent.
>She puts her hand on your chest and runs her fingers gently down it.
>You grab her hand and twist it, sending her onto the floor.
"Answer me, you stain."
>"We're exactly alike! You and I are two sides of the same coin, Anon. Can't you see it? We both lived our lives struggling for our parents' recognition. I wanted a smile. A 'good job, Twilight', and you wanted forgiveness."
"I don't need forgiveness."
>"You can lie to me all you want, but you can't fool yourself. That's why you dress up like this every night. You couldn't do anything to help them all those years ago and it eats away at you like a disease. How many times do you wake up in a cold sweat, the dream of your parents gunned down fresh in your mind?"
>That's not for her to know. You keep your mouth shut.
>>27505314
>"I don't care. I don't care about any of it. I just want you, Anon. That's why I did all this. We're the same. We need each other. We couldn't make it without our parents, but together, we can be something great."
"You're insane."
>"Hello, pot. Meet kettle."
"You're a criminal."
>"Vigilantism is against the law too, you know."
"You're just a kid."
>"Have you looked in the mirror? Your face is as smooth as mine."
"You're indecent! Immoral!"
>"I'm not the one who dresses up in skin tight leather every night."
"Enough of your games! I'm taking you in!"
>"Then I'll reveal your secret."
>Oh.
>Yeah, you forgot about that.
>Well shit.
>"You take me in and the whole world will know Anonymous is the Bald Eagle. Or, we could run away together."
"Or I could just kill you now and avoid either of those."
>"Wait, what?"
"Didn't think of that, now did you?"
>"Let's not get crazy here. You wouldn't kill me. It's against your code."
"Since when?"
>"Since you never killed anyone!"
"Just because I haven't yet doesn't mean I'm against it."
>"Well...y-you wouldn't hit a girl."
"I broke Temptress' arm last week."
>"You wouldn't hit a girl with glasses."
>You take off her spectacles and toss them across the warehouse.
>They shatter somewhere off in the distance.
>"Hey man, I didn't hurt anyone."
"But you did set hundreds of violent criminals loose. They WILL hurt people."
>"L-let's be civil about this!"
>You twist harder, eliciting a shriek of pain from the little devil.
>"Wait! I-I'll help you!"
>Yeah, you're not falling for that one.
>Last time, you let a villain try to help you, they--
>"Honest, I will!"
>As you were saying. Last time you let a villain hel--
>"I can track them down. It's real easy!"
>Last time!
>Last time...ok, good. She's done.
>Last time you let a villain help you, they--
>"Anon?"
"Oh my fucking god what do you want?"
>"Come on, please. Don't kill me."
"Bitch I might."
>>27505401
>"I'm really sorry about the whole letting all those criminals escape thing. I just wanted you to notice me."
"Yeah? Look how well that worked out for you."
>You take an eaglerang out of your belt and hold it up high over her head.
"Now do you want it quick or slow?"
>"Kill me now and more people will die before you can wrangle up all those criminals! If you let me go, I can help you! I can bring them in--a week tops!"
>Yeah, you're not falling for that one.
>Last time you let a villain help you, they...wait, didn't you already go over this?
>"I'll turn a new cheek! Honest! I'll even help you hide your trail form other hackers! I-I can be useful! Much more useful alive than not!"
>She does make a compelling argument.
>You're still not really sure though.
>She could be lying.
>Your identity is a pretty big thing to gamble with.
>"If you kill me, you'll stain the leather!"
>Drats! She's right.
>You throw the eaglerang away and help her up.
"You win, Calculator Queen. I'll let you live, but only if you help clean up this mess."
>"Thank you!"
>She leaps forward and wraps her arms around you.
>You tense up.
>An attack!
>You should respond. Hit her. Break her collarbone.
>Why...why aren't you doing anything?
>"You won't regret this!"
>Is this...is this that "hug" you've always heard about?
>It feels...good.
>Warm.
"Mommy."
>"What?"
"I said...hurry. Hurry and work on bringing those criminals in."
>"Right away!"
>She lets go and runs over to her computers.
>>27502342
Is there a dickless version?
No? ... Okay
>>27505474
"And that's how I met your mother."
>"Wow, really daddy? I didn't know you were a supoerhero."
"That's right. I was damn good too. You guys have to keep that a secret, ok?"
>"Nope!"
>Little scamps.
>Your two kids run away giggling and hitting each other.
>In walks Twilight with a steaming cup of hot chocolate.
>"Are you sure telling them was a good idea?"
>She sits down on your lap and wraps an arm around you.
>You rub her oversized belly, which currently holds a soon to be born child.
"The Bald Eagle put down the cape years ago. It's not like I have any enemies left that could come back and hurt us."
>"I suppose not."
>She leans down and gives you a quick peck on the lips.
>"Still. I wouldn't want them getting any wild ideas."
"It took years of neglect and my parents dying for either of us to go down our paths. As long as you keep up being an awesome mom, they'll be fine."
>She chuckles and takes a sip of the cocoa.
>Wincing, she holds the cup away.
>"Still hot."
"Yeah, you are."
>"You rascal."
"Hey, why don't you lay down and I'll go get us a movie?"
>"Alright. Just make sure its cheesy."
"Honey, that's all I got."
The end.
>>27505647
thats really sad
And just started Act II tonight.
>“a-Am I going crazy?…”
It really struck some strings with me. Poor guy has so much loading up on his plate on top of all the demons he already had haunting him. BBSA pls update soon.
>>27488406
>"I-I'm sorry..."
>"I didn't know..."
>>27505968
that should be "I didn't mean for that"
>>27505978
Is there any significance lost by the slight mistranslation? Message carries over just fine, imo
>>27505990
it's the more correct translation
konna Tsumori ja(nai)
that intention/plan wasn't
>>27505647
wh-where is this from?
>>27505495
Pretty good.
I still want to see this >>27495788
You guys better not be loving horse girls in here
That's illegal!
>>27505647
>tfw your purple book horse bff ditched you for her new bald pupil
>>27506255
From the book that was released recently
>>27504448
>>27480849
sunset looked like shit in FG
>>27508249
No u!
Shyamalan is a very pretty girl.
>>27507947
Horsegirl cute
>>27508289
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I just want to love her
I can't wait to see the passive-aggressive remarks the Human 6 (minus Shimmer) are going to do about Scilight turning into a she demon.
>>27509587
This
Plus the demon dykeshit
>>27509587
They probably won't actually do that because they actually care about Twilight and her feelings whereas Sunset was dumped onto them and made their responsibility so they put minimal effort into actually trying to be her friends
>>27510299
poor sunset
>>27509587
>"What. What?! That's not fair! You're cheating!"
>"I ain't cheating Rainbow. You just suck at this."
>The screen flashes, showing a cow as the winner and some horse-dragon abomination as the loser.
>"W-Well, I just wasn't paying attention. I want another rematch!"
>Rainbow starts scrolling through the menus but Rarity takes her controller.
>"I think you've played enough dear. Why don't you let Twilight have a little fun too?"
>Twilight looks up from her book at the three girls staring at her.
>"What?"
>"Wanna play sugarcube?"
>"Oh, I, uh, I'm not really good with fighting games..."
>"C'mon, we all start somewhere. It'll be fun," says Applejack.
>"I mean, I'm not even gonna last a minute, and I don't know the controls."
>"Twilight, is not about who wins--"
>"She said no Applejack. She's gonna turn into a she-demon again if you keep pushing her. Here, let's play another round."
>"Rainbow!"
>"What?"
>Twilight sinks into her book again, teary-eyed.
>"That wasn't very nice..." says Fluttershy.
>"Hey, c'mon, it was just a joke."
>"Rainbow, we don't joke about that. Twilight is still sensitive over what happened," says Rarity.
>"It was a week ago! Literally nobody cares anymore. Can't she just get over it already?"
>"What do you mean nobody cares? Everyone cares! There's still a big ugly hole at the entrance and the statue is still in pieces and every student is still affected and... Oh dear. I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean--"
>"Just stop it you two. It wasn't her fault she tried to kill people and... Uh, I mean..."
>Twilight throws the book away and runs out of the room crying. Sunset stands up and from the door frame watches her run down the hallway. She angrily looks back at the girls, and runs behind Twilight.Tune in next week to see how Sunset agrees to help Twilight on her school shooting plans!
>>27510508
is it bad that I want to kill rainbow dash
>>27510594
It's healthily normal anon.
>>27510594
Who doesn't
She sucks
>>27510704
>not loving best road trip buddy
>>27510731
>Dash
>best anything
>>27510780
this tbqh
>>27510731
I didnt mention anything about sunset
>>27510508
>"It was just a joke bruh"
Classic Dash
Okay, so I want to continue Trainerlight tonight but work is really heavy today so progress might be slow. I'll post again when I have something to read and like I said last time it will be in the paste when it's done because "Muh Magic Realm". See you guys soon!
>>27511591
looking forward to it as always
Scilight is the best twilight
>>27511669
But would you make cheese pizza with underage Scilight?
>>27511669
pony twilight is the second best one
>>27511687
Of course, she is the best for CP.
>be a greenfag
>this dude begs you to join the Lavender Saviors
>you *might* get the chance to bang one of the Twilights, but they're way out of your league
>you also have to deal with the Sapphire Saviors since they collaborate so often
what do?
>>27512795
>mfw you fags still use muh emerald savior
I can't believe I started two memes. I need to get my ass moving on a third.
>>27512870
whats the other meme you made
>>27513299
Well it's not so much one I made as it is one made about me. It's kind of embarrassing though so I'd rather not share it.
>>27513387
Well, it's not like we can tell anons apart by their posts, so unless you're a writefag you'll be fine.
>>27513565
>ywn pose any threat to Sunset/Trixie in claiming Twilight
why even live, family?
>>27513895
Forget Twilight. This city needs a hero. It needs you, Anon. You have to be the savior the people need. A guardian. Symbol. There's no time for you to worry about women and other base needs. Focus on one thing: your destiny.
>>27514023
So pic loosely relatedI think Twilight's adorkasexy as fuck.
HOLY FUCK SHINING WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS ISN'T PART OF THE PLAN
>>27514397
Who is this artist?
>you will never receive a lap dance from sugarcoat wearing a bunny girl suit.
>you wil never have your moans muffled out by her D cup tiddies as her ass literally covers your lap.
Feels pretty fucking bad
>>27514587
>You will never be a purple nerd being vied by every female student in both schools
>>27478198
please post images of sci getting physically dominated by others.
>>27514629
>good end rd
I'll say
>>27514629
heres physically and mentally
>>27515216
>go to sleep after >>27514889 was posted
>wake up and check thread
>about to post about how amazing it was that the thread lived all night one just your post alone
>realize it was only 3 hours ago
Fuck sleep man
>>27515765
I understand your pain, anon.
But why is she raping herself with portal guns?
>>27505010
>>By day, Anonymous.
>>By night, the Bald Eagle.
The hero Canterlot needs, but not the one it deserves.
>>27516604
Its not rape if she wants it
