What's your occupation /mlp/?
>work in dairy barn
>get to feed qt calves every day
>sometimes you gotta let them suck on your fingers to get them to eat
>behave a lot like ponies
soon I will work on a horse ranch
>>27474520
have you ever had a calf suck your cock
>>27474526
soon. I will post for /mlp/ in a few days. screencap this
>>27474520
Restaurant manager.
>>27474574
McDonalds?
>>27474520
NEET
>>27474520
Well, I knew one of you fags was going to do it eventually.
>>27474520
I work as birthday mascot. I go to kids parties and sometimes do party tricks for them. Recently I've been put in legoman costume, so no party tricks.
NEET
>>27474520
Literally finishing my undergrad course in the next month. My plan is to continue studying to get a masters degree and thenspend the rest of my life studying.
>>27474739
>birthday mascot
Is that like a clown who wears different costumes?
Currently in med school, working part time at a local resteraunt when I have the time.
I pump gas
>>27474772
No I am no clown, only birthday mascot. I wear costume to parties and if costume allows I do party tricks.
>>27474520
>Student at university studying health science.
>Hate my life.
>>27474520
I'm a fairly newly minted attorney. I fucking love my profession.
>>27474739
How's the pay?
>>27474549
If nothing comes out, they nibble and bite the teat/fingers/dick trying to prompt out the milk.
So, protip. Don't do that.
Mediocre medicine school's student here
>>27474520
I work in an industrial Aluminum smelter. It's a pretty alright job. Plus i get a ton of dead time,In which i read a ton of fan-fics on
Will go back to college after the summer though.
Pharmacist. I hate my job. Pay is decent though.
>>27474520
I stick my finger up a man's ass for money every other day.
>>27474520
Web developer for a small 5-man company operating in a shed. Comfy as fuck, boss is really chill, pay could probably be better.
>>27474520
>What's your occupation /mlp/
AROO AROO AROO
>>27475429
more like
>RAPE
>RAPE
>RAPE
>>27474520
Retail.
Everyday is death.
There is no hope.
>never had a job before
>will be working full-time construction within the next week
oh boy, can't wait do some manual fuckin' labor all summer
>>27474520
United Parcel Service.
>>27474520
I work at gamestop. I see autism every day. the darkness only got worse when we started to carry pony stuff.
>>27475461
It will put some meat on yah, good for yah.
Also don't expect to understand anyone else working for you because they are probably going to all be hispanic.
>>27475472
>we started to carry pony stuff.
I'm interested. What does gamestop have that's pony-related?
>>27475472
Does your store take back slightly used pony merch?
>>27474520
Construction worker, I pave roads
>>27475476
good thing i took two years of spanish in high school. now i can recognize very few words instead none of them
>>27475472
When do you plan on realizing that the entire world sees you as being indistinguishable from them
>>27474520
Student majoring in Biology and Forensic Science.
>>27475494
we get a few comics ever great now and than. blind bags, cookie jars, mini figs, large vinyl figures. funko pop ponies.
>>27475514
no. but this one time a little girl came in and saw our blind bags. she could only have been about six or seven years old. she bought one and left with her mom. about three minutes later, the little girl came back in. she was crying. mom follows soon after. little girl come up and places cheese sandwich on the counter.
mom says little girl does not like cheese. little girl interrupts saying he made "pinkie pie cry and that he sucks!" brushed it off with a little laugh.was dying with laughter on the inside
I defected cheese sandwich. under reasons I put "he made pinkie pie cry"
I swapped cheese with another blind bag.
she got princess Celestia. the biggest grin came over her face and said that Princess Celestia was best pony.
>>27475600
meh, I don't look or smell like some of the "bronies" that come in. plus I hide my power level. besides, I have an out spoken brony I work with. we've worked together for three years. he doesn't know, he never will.
>>27474520
>having a job
Having never had a job, I literally have no idea how people can do it. 9 hours a day? Five days a week? How do you people find the time to do anything? How do you have hobbies when you spend more than half your waking hours every week working? Don't you spend every moment of that time wishing you were doing something else?
>>27475702
Aside from being any form of social leech, what else can you do? Nobody likes working a job, but almost everyone needs one.
I sell beer.
Trust me it's not as cool as it sounds.
>>27475702
Get a job you hippy
And a haircut
>>27475702
Basic time management/being a student. How do you even pay for hobbies without one? That's what I'm wondering. Unless you're a parasitic fuck like Chris Chan.
>>27475702
i'm a bit of a workaholic. i love working. 10 hours a day all week 2 weeks off every year.
>>27474769
>>27475115
>>27474906
>>27475233
>>27475637
>>27475967
So many collegefags here, I LOVE IT! Studying environmental science and research (apparently it's a major at my uni) and biochemistry double major. Destination, grad school for Masters and PhD, then setting up shop at a university teaching and doing research.
>>27475134
Please file like 50 arbitrary civil suits against Hasbro. For whatever reason, you'll figure em out. Just file civil suits. Make all the monies.
>>27474643
Anyone have the edit where show-accurate-apple is labled as "dangerously fine"?
>>27475691
>Not liking based Weird Al Pone.
>Not reeing at her and her sow of a mother and reciting "Eat it" as you chase them from the store.
>>27476038
For you, Anon, I'll file 50 (fifty) lawsuits against Hasbro, Inc., as long as you'll pay the filing fees and you provide me food and shelter for life after my inevitable disbarment.^:)
I am about to work for one of the largest hardware and software companies in the world.
>>27474520
Lessor
>>27474520
Librarian for a private firm
>>27474520
apprenticeship as a programmer.
altough i really wanna quit where i work at and get into another company. btw: posted from work.
>>27474520
Government cuck here. I work in the NHS as a porter (taking people to and from surgery, A&E, Xray's, MRI's, CT's, the mortuary, ect..). I also deliver box's of blood to various wards and HDU's. I'm also a reserve combat engineer.
>>27474520
I'm not a silly little wagie
>>27474549
Fucking degenerate.
I'm a waiter
>>27475702
Usually, but for the most part it pays the bills.
I was a part-time Pizzafag before transitioning to a more demanding job...
I'm now a semi-college dropout. Working full time as a Shipper & Handler.
Pays more than pizza crap and less demanding. Especially when the job comes with PTO.
Sure, it dull sometimes, but it grows on you and you'll appreciate the time you have to yourself even more.
>>27475702
You know what they say: find a job you like and you'll never have to 'work' a single day in your life
>>27474520
Haven't had a job in a year but I got an offer to work under an experienced HVAC service technician, but it would require me to move and I haven't trained for HVACI am halfway certified for A+ CeritficationAlthough I would get a company truck.
>>27474520
Recon Platoon Leader
It's slowly killing me. I'm gonna get out soon and go get a PhD or something.
>>27474520
Warehouse at some stupid electronics store.
Its...not great but when theres nothing to do then you essentially just get to relax all day and I can get cables and adapters for dollars rather than 50 bucks or whatever.
I teach college math. No need for pony; math is autistic enough.
>be me, US Marine
>have today off because memorial day
>be thinkin bout goin to a strip club or maybe just chill all day
>12 hour post
>mfw
>>27477578
I've seen people on YouTube nearly getter of to weird numbers properties, so yeah, it's very autistic!
But it's also the proof that autism is actually a good thing!
>>27477635
You have too many exclamation marks.
And what it shows is that autism correctly applied is a good thing. A proper application of autism is to be autistically obsessed with some academic field, such as math, or in the case of Maud, geology.
>>27474520
Residential construction supervisor. I build custom houses for the wealthy. But god damn these uptight rich fucks are so unoriginal when it comes to interior design and color scheme.
>>27477761
Looks like your average studio.
>>27477767
Its not.
Software developer
Retail worker here for Sears. Work cash register and help customers on the floor. Pay is crap (minimum wage part time) but I actually like retail.
Have a degree in business but no one's hiring.
>>27477808
Any major company?
I'm a contracted chemist for a medium-sized company north of chicago. I work in R&D and it's fun as fuck, but the pay is pretty terrible.
>>27476038
hi feral
Before I worked as a Firefighter, but then I got injured during a house fire and I'm effectively unemployed.
Finally healed up, but have no idea what to do. Don't want to do structural firefighting anymore, but I didn't get the wildlife gig I wanted. Probably going to just scrape by at HEB (Texasn grocery store) and help my mom. She just got divorced to my dad and has even less skills than I do, so she definitely needs some help getting on her feet.
>>27478464
*Wildfire fighting gig
Haven't slept well the past few days
>>27478454
>work in R&D and it's fun as fuck
Finally somebody who thinks that studying/researching is actually fun.
Desk attendant at a local small-time mechanic.
In other words, I do very little work and get to shitpost all day.
I'm a junior software developer, I guess.
Unemployed student.
>mfw I quit my job today
Good riddance. Cucking me out of a months pay. Fuck them.
IT...um..."guy"
I think I make good money and I like my job (strangely).
I work in a sports bar. Best job ever desu.
>>27475702
Kill yourself you fucking leech
>>27478464
>>27478474
Hey, can you share how it's being a firefighter like? please?
>>27478728
>Tells others to commit sudoku
>Posts weebshit
Anon, come on.
>>27474520
Credit Card Underwriter, I approve (and take away) credit card lines for a major u.s. bank. I also have to talk to people about doing both of those things. That part is about as much fun as it sounds.
>>27478743
It's just a reaction image bro
>>27478766
Still not ok: we have plenty of pony pics to incite others to commit sudoku, why do you have to post pedocrap?
>>27474520
Programmer at a games studio! Dream job!
Currently NEET but was working on a video gaym company that specializes on cellphone apps. Doing GUI's can be pretty dull.
>>27476038
>hen setting up shop at a university teaching and doing research.
You know it's next to impossible to get a tenured position at university, right?
I trained horses for 12 years until my body couldn't handle the abuse anymore. Now I work for a health insurance company.
>>27474520
I work in a shitty call center where I provide support for TV products because I fell for a meme degree.
>>27478913
Which degree is that?
>>27478913
I worked in a call center while I was studying in university. It's a good experience.
>>27474520
I am the CEO of an Interactive Entertainment company that was founded in 2015.
>>27478803
Hi Randy Greenback.
Janitor. That's what I get for having an art degree. At least it's more pleasant and pays better than retail.
Why is everyone lying? If you've stopped low enough to post on this board or even log on to this site, you have no job and never will.
>>27479098
Yep, that's me alright.
>>27479098
>mr jobless whiny biatch.
>>27474520
State attorney with Child Support Enforcement. Pretty ok job. Much better than private practice, imo.
>>27475134
Hello fellow lawfag.
>>27475445
I know the feel. I worked at the home Depot for seven years. I was going no where fast decided to go to school got a ba in criminal justice. I'm a police officer now.
Right now, going into my final year of Electrical Engineering, but doing an internship in a software firm cause I realized I fucking hated engineering in my second to last year.
Hope to become a l33t hacker one day or some shit.
>>27475691
Celly is best pony. Praise that shit.
>>27479098
Not everyone is like you, anon. But, since there's no way to dispel your delusion, feel free to believe what you want.
After all, it's you the unemployed one, not us
>>27474520
Getting my double major in English and sustainability. Want to teach at some point
>>27477802
House doesn't look that big. What 3,000 Sq feet?
>>27475445
>>27479146
Retail is death. Worked at Target as a cashier as a seasonal job. If you think just retail is bad, try on black friday where everyone and their mother is there, fighting, stabbing, spitting at you, It was a mad house. Remember when the Ps3 came out? Yeah 2 guys were shot dead out side the store. Then because this target was also apart of a shopping mall. I walk to get lunch at the food court and right across was a jewlery store and it got robed as I was turning my back. I heard gun shots and everyone started to run. JOY OF RETAIL.
This was when I was in highschool, I long graduated, got my AS and working on my BS and now this guy. >>27479016
>>27478803
Oh hey nice
Is your game studio working on anything cool right now?
>>27475445
100% this.
Abandon all hope ye who enter retail.
2/9 semesters into Computer engineering, its pretty cool but most teachers are lazy as fuck i learned more watching khan academy videos than attending my vectorial calculus classes
>>27478923
Marketing and Sales.
>>27478927
As a common shy ponyfag autist it certainly improved my social skills. If it weren't for the insane sales goals you have to meet (and the occasional customer raging), I wouldn't mind the job, because at least the colleagues are great (mostly nerds and even three ponyfags). I'm just worried about where I'll go from here since it's pretty much a dead end.
>>27479204
>Not that anon
I work in the same field though I am sure even for that anon there, an NDA will still apply. Most likely he is working on amazing things. Unless he was stuck programming lighting and shading algorithms. That shit is amazing but so damn boooooooring.
>>27474520
Computer science student, haven't worked anywhere. 2 more years to go and I already feel sick of this subject, and thinking about just quitting
>>27479098
You sound like a huge faggot.
>>27479282
Don't quit if you are already close to finishing. What I hate is how so many people would push you on to that topic just because that is the key staple of anyone wanting to get into video games, But really it doesn't matter as long as your portfolio is big enough and you know what you are doing, a BA is just another piece of paper.
Though if you are getting into it for engineering, networking, system maintenance What ever. Then good luck. Not everyone can handle it but if you stick with it the rewards is promising.
>>27479068
the difference it's you get paid at difference of the guys here
>>27474520
College Student.
it could be better.
>>27479365
with or without loans?
I'm currently a customer service manager for a home renovations company. Pay is decent and I can post on /mlp during slow times at work.
In the past I've worked as a dishwasher, salad chef, librarian's assistant, telemarketer, call center supervisor, McDonald's night manager, male model, and eBay seller. So of all the job's I've had I think this is the best.
>>27479171
3,205
It just depends on what the customer wants. All the homes we're working on are presales so the owner can request basically whatever they want as long as it doesn't conflict with the county's regs.
>>27479312
2 years almost completed, 2 more to go. I'm sort of in for the networking part because I thought it would be interesting.
If I manage to finish, then having a paper in the end is a good thing I guess. Maybe I'll enjoy the actually work in the end.
I sell tickets in a box for a local movie theater.
Gotta start my shift tonight in a bit.
>>27474906
Med student here as well. Im a first year and life is a living hell right now. Can't wait for the second year!
>>27479423
>here you go sir, enjoy your shitty taste in movies you fucking pleb.
>>27479397
with.
I'm working at DQ to help pay it off but I rarely get called in.
>>27479439
You don't even know man.
I saw a couple once buy tickets for angry birds. They looked like they were in their 20's and they have no children.
Another couple wanted to see that key & peele movie called keanu, and the boyfriend pronounced it as canoe.
>>27474520
I'm a student but sometimes I work in my aunts restaurant and copy, write and organize stuff for my parents (who are lawyers)
>>27479098
>hurr I can't posting when I have job, so nobody else can
Hey jobless, read watamote's manga, is pretty close like you
>>27479492
Almost forgot it, I make my classmates homework and projects for money
>>27474520
Manager of a vape shop.
>50k a year
>never have to worry about lacking juice
>spend most of the time on 4chan
>only graduated high school
It's bretty ebin desu f@m.
>>27479449
be careful
each time it looks paid, somehow you miss a cent, and they will take your soul
>>27479421
Working in the field isn't really all to bad. Work is work, what ever pays the bills. It just a bitch and a half going through all the bull just to get there as college will defiantly eat on you.
I was there myself and in the last stretch I just wanted it over and done with. I knew everything being taught before and as I had an early start (one hell of a bookworm) and it was boring me. Just to finish early I was chewing anywhere from 5-6 classes and was full time. Hopefully you have it easier than I.
>>27474520
I work as a cashier at a Stewart's shop. In a few years when I've completed my degree in fiber science, I'll hopefully be working in R&D.
>>27474520
I'm a veterinary technician with a speciality for radiographs
>>27480008
Longcat is long.
Fast food crew
>>27480033
Wha?
>You will never put a pony figure on a moon.
I'm unemployed, but I'm trying to get some art going.
I recieve DLA because I'm poor-sighted, autistic, and have trouble going anywhere, and ESA because my autism prevents me from being around people too long otherwise I 'melt' for lack of a better term.
Despite my problems, I actually manage to come across as a normal human bean, but just a massive asshole with no feelings towards anything.
There has to be a little interest in art drawn by someone that can barely see, probably.
>>27480349
I should add I feel I have what I can only describe as 'Heliophobia', but it's not always the case. A cloudy as fuck day with the smallest amount of sunlight can be alright for maybe a half-hour.
Otherwise, fuck even letting that shit touch me, it burns after just a few minutes.
>>27474520
>Walmart tire and lube slave
At least cars can't be dumb assholes like customers are. Probably the best position in the store for someone introverted, other than maybe overnight stocking.
Horseback riding instructor/horse trainer/stable manager. Ponies and horses are my fucking life. I get on my friends' nerves quite a bit, but I don't care. I honestly wish I knew where my obsession with equines came from because I wasn't around them at all growing up. I didn't even sit on a horse for the first time until I was 18, because I was a poorfag and my parents also hated literally everything I liked growing up, so I never brought it up. I got a full scholarship and went to college for equine science and it was a dream fucking come true for me.
>>27474520
I want to rape twilight sparkle until her vagina becomes sentient and screams for help
>>27474520
On disability now, was a manager at a convenience store. Nearly got fired, may not have a job when I 'return' to work.
>>27480531
Glad you found your passion, anon. Keep up!
Currently attending college.
>>27480621
and failing at it because you spend all your goddamned time masturbating to animated horses
>>27480633
I wouldn't say fail I'm at 3.0 average. However I didn't masturbate to cartoon horses I'm sure I could have a 3.5
Pseudochef
I love cooking and the restaurant atmosphere, but am a poorfag because I fell for the "work the job you like" meme
![pääasia%20että%20on%20olutta[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uag05Kx.jpg "pääasia%20että%20on%20olutta[1].jpg")
first year medschool student with 4 more years to go.
>>27474520
I stock shelves at one of them big box hardware stores at night.
There's never anything to do with the money I get because when I'm awake the world is going to bed.
>>27477837
Yes, one of the majorest
USAF
>fighting the good fight for Freedom and Twilight
>>27480755
>>27479436
>>27474906
>>27475233
>>27475115
5 med students, now i feel less lonely here
>>27474520
Student
Physics student
Hell is such a lovely place
![1122450__safe_solo_spread+wings_grin_thunderlane_artist-colon-littlespiritrose[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kEaPj27.jpg "1122450__safe_solo_spread+wings_grin_thunderlane_artist-colon-littlespiritrose[1].png")
>>27480866
reminder /mlp/ that you might get your balls checked out by some horsefucker in a couple years time.
>>27480921
This.
>Walk into Dr Anon's med room
>See ponies
What do?
>>27474520
Graduating journalism student.
Part-time musician.
Maybe I'll take aviation as my second degree.
>>27480866
Now... If only one of them were in my Uni I could have a friend for once whom I could talk pone to.
![image_view[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LriG9d0.jpg "image_view[1].jpg")
>>27481018
>wonder how I ended up at the pediatrician's office
>realise I have autism
>drop trousers and get examined
>leave with a wollipop
>>27479533
This is it, guys.
The biggest meme I've seen this week.
>>27474520
Undergrad junior in premed during the week, dishwasher on the weekends.
>>27478663
A girl on /mlp/?
Do you also want to fuck the ponies?
>>27480399
>walmart overnight stocking
My friend works this all he does besides that is dark souls and burning green
He loves it for the lack of customers
>>27481107
you should lurk more voocaro thread
>>27474520
don't let them stall the horses anon.
stalling them teaches bad habbits. its not a place you should put a horse except in emergency situations. if they need a place to keep the horses off pasture, suggest an open barn or shelter.
My job is as an administrative assistant for the law enforcement department of the local school system.
I'm also an ordained clergyman and serve a small church for an additional 30hrs/wk. That's the fun stuff.
>>27481231
can you help me find jesus?
>>27481240
Sure. Stop by the Home Depot near your home around seven in the morning. Jesus usually hangs out around there.
>>27481255
Not that anon but I didn't see that coming, good job
>>27474520
Guard and volunteer on a last chance horse farm.
>>27481255
i live in canada we don't have mexicans here. if i go outside a home depot i'll meet Dakota and Chief Drinks-n-Smokes
>>27474520
I'm employed at a small museum. I guide tours, work at three locations, do regular store work, and more. It's pretty nice.
>>27481284
oh, you don't get it, is a joke, you autism is so fucking painful
>>27481262
I live for the chance to tell bad Christian jokes.
>>27481284
>FN hanging around outside of Home Depot
I don't understand this at all. They're not standing around for work, obviously.
>>27481335
i'm building off the joke your socially inept cuntnigger
>>27475445
It's okay Anon.
I know it seems like there's no hope
So check the back
There's probably more there.
>graduated as chinese translator
>graduated as japanese translator
>can't find a job in anything translation related
>was a waiter
>they fired me
>try to work at anything else
>nobody wants me
>currently I'm teaching japanese
>I like it and they like it
>apparently is too difficult and they are not advancing
I consider killing myself everyday, but I don't think I'll do it, there are too many movies and cartoons/anime I want to watch.
>>27479138
Rising 2L here. Any particular advice you would give someone looking to go into government work? I'm looking for something that isn't too mind-numbingly boring while avoiding the soul-crushing hours of private practice.
I build automatic door machinery. I'm also the saw guy who cuts the exterior parts for the shit.
>>27481896
If you want to make the big bucks, move to either Japan or China, and teach the kids English.
Flower farm.
>>27481896
CONSIDER HARDER
if you need help i will be happy to buy you a gun
>>27479177
"Yeah 2 guys were shot dead out side the store"
Were they bronies?
If so, no big loss.
