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Why are we sexually attracted to ponys?
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There has to be some logical/biological answer. I saw someone say something about their physical features being similar to humans, but I don't see how a quadruped equine with huge eyes and (usually) an equines snatch is similar.
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i've fucked hollow zucchinis
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This should be obvious
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>>27459023
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>>27459023
and this
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>>27459023
>cute faces
>sentient behavior
>shapely bodies
>some characteristics that are similar to human features
>nice color patterns
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>>27459057
Alright, that was actually really interesting.
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>>27459023
Because they are cute as fuck dude, and they have hearts of pure gold.

Have you never heard the phrase "love is blind"?
Your subconscious doesn't give a shit what species they are, they check more boxes than any Stacy ever could so your doomed to love them whether you like it or not.
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>>27459023
why did I begin a clop to ponies?
I had masturbated to hentai a long time earlier.
Gradually I'd lost sensitivity, I could masturbate 2-3 times a week and the result was a small puddle of jizz. But later, During a routine watching derpibooru, I decided to watch r34. And it was orgasm I'd never felt before. I started reading clopfics and I'll tell you what - it was even better than r34. Now I read one clopfic a day and I ejaculate 3-5 jets of sperm at the end of the session. I've never thought that It was possible to cum so many times by reading a text. The bottom line is that Ponies is a part of my life, I spend all my free time surrounded ponies, but not humans. And of course, I have got a strong urge to love them like a stallion loves a mare. That's why I'm sexually attracted to ponies, OP.
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>>27459023
I've gotten to the point that I'm no longer attracted to humans...

Am I alone in this?
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>>27460289
no you aren't the only one here
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This is interesting, some of the answers so far used the word "cute". But actually cuteness is something completely different from sexiness. I mean, most people find puppies cute, but they don't find them sexy. People usually find human porn sexy (?), but it isn't considered cute.

For me, ponies are cuter than puppies AND waaay sexier than 3DPD porn. And since derpibooru has tags like "cute porn", I guess I'm not alone. But for some reason, I feel like it was weird finding something cute and sexy at once. Is it really, or do most people here feel the same?
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>>27459023
I know horsefuckers aren't necessarily furries, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhDHx6Cisdg
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Super stimuli. Look it up.
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>>27460289
You're one step closer to becoming a furry. Don't worry though once you fully accept it it's a whole new ballpark.
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>>27460519
But I have no interests in foxes.

Only quadrupedal magical talking ponies.
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>>27460519
Here's your (faggot), you.
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>>27459057
I came here to post this.
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>>27460353
>cuteness is different from sexiness
Cute can be sexy. If you don't know this by now you're probably not old enough to post here. Pic related is cute and sexy.
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>>27460353
Cute and sexy may be two different things, but put them in the same package and you'll lose your heart right away.
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>>27459045
This
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>>27459023
Because we are furries. Deny it all you want, the truth is true whether you believe it or not. Furries.
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>>27460957
Don't take your case for a generality
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>>27460968
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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>>27460957
this
I don't know why horsefuckers are doing all these mental gymnastics to prove to themselves and others that they're not furries.
Also, it's a fucking anonymous image board, who the fuck cares what others think.
Not even furry, but who gives a fuck?
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>>27460975
Those "mental gymnastics" are called rationalization, and it's an attempt by a closed mind to construct a scenario where they can say they like a thing without being labeled as something they hate.

Pretty pathetic, really.
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>>27460971
You wish.

>>27460975
>I don't know why horsefuckers are doing all these mental gymnastics to prove to themselves and others that they're not furries.
>Also, it's a fucking anonymous image board, who the fuck cares what others think.
But what if, and humor me for a second, what if I'm geniunely not attracted to gay foxes and people in fursuits disgust me?
Pastel ponies are something else entirely. They qualify more as a different incredibly cute sentient species than animals.

>Not even furry, but who gives a fuck?
I'm arguing against myself here, but yes people lie over the Internet because it must somehow boost their nonexistant self-esteem.
That said, the simple fact that horsefuckers reject the furry community is by itself enough to make them not part of it, no argument required.
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>>27460975
>heh yeah place totes full of furries brah
>not me though
Oh, ok.
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>>27459023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyj-PBpOxig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2D8paKUU50
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>>27461022
I'm gonna need Tor for this one if I ever want to apply to Google.
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>>27461024
>if I ever want to apply to Google.
You don't. Google, like most Silicon Valley companies these days, is a toxic, SJW-infested cesspool. Avoid.
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>>27461024
>ever wanting to apply to google
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>>27460993
I honestly only masturbate to MLP. How does that make one furry? Being a furry is like a identity, the same as Brony. Just because I watch MLP it makes me a Brony?

No it doesn't. That is why I am not a furry. Fuck off.
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>>27461045
>I honestly only masturbate to MLP
I'm in the same boat, but only recently have I realized just how ridiclous this all is since I casually told a close friend about it.
>I have been fapping purely to cartoon ponies for 3.5 years
what the fuck happened to me

His response by the way: "welp, everone's got that one weird habit"
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>>27461041
>You don't. Google, like most Silicon Valley companies these days, is a toxic, SJW-infested cesspool. Avoid.
I can tolerate them if they don't shove it in my face, just like all the other people I disagree with.

>>27461042
>ever wanting to apply to google
I hear they work on hard problems, so that sounds fun. And they'd look good on my resume.
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>>27461061
>if they don't shove it in my face
literally the SJW method, anon
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>>27460994
Ok, I agree with you, but you gotta admit it's pretty hypocritical to hate on a community which likes to get off to a particular kind of anthropomorphic animal, while simultaneously masturbating to sexualized antropomorphic animals in the same browser tab. Also, you gotta admit there's a significant overlap between the two fandoms.
>>27461011
Depends on your definition of furry too. I myself get off to furry porn for example, but you'll never see me prancing around outside in a fursuit for example. If thet makes me a furry by your standards then so be it.
I'm just wondering why all this stigma of being called a label on the internet.
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>>27461074
>Ok, I agree with you, but you gotta admit it's pretty hypocritical to hate on a community which likes to get off to a particular kind of anthropomorphic animal, while simultaneously masturbating to sexualized antropomorphic animals in the same browser tab.
That's fair, and I don't personally hate them, though I want nothing to do with them.

>Also, you gotta admit there's a significant overlap between the two fandoms.
It seems like there is, and it makes some sense that some furries might enjoy the show too, but for me at least it doesn't work the other way. You can keep the pony fursuits.
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>>27461074
>wondering why no one wants to be called a furry
Last one I'm giving (you).
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>>27459023
Symmetry plays dirty tricks on your mind
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>>27460957
not. you are wrong.
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>27461074
Trying to lump pony fans in with furries by using the loosest deifinition of "anthropomorphic" you can find (i.e. having literally any human characteristics at all) is hell of disingenuous, yo. Most people here would rather have their balls kicked off by an actual horse than have anything to do with furry shit.
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I registered on the site for only that reason.
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>>27461167
It's sad that there's so much of it.
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>>27460957
Furry = anthro
And every good horsefucker knows anthro is absolute cancer
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>>27461061
>selling your soul to the evil empire
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>>27461204
The only place you can change things from is the inside
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>>27460957
This is not my first ride. I watched the furry thing go from the comic book store to cons to shitting dicknipple porn in the internet. First thing I thought when MLP blew up was, "This is gonna be furfag 2.0."
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>>27461167
>>27461187
If you guys managed to explore other websites I would suggest using the feral tag if you completely want to avoid anthro so bad. Anthro isn't all that bad as you guys make it.
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Even noticed how extreme fetishes such as vore, hyper and inflation etc. are mostly limited to furry/pony/Sonic fandoms but are very rarely encountered even in human art, let alone 3D? It's always non-human animals? My theory is that the limited humanity of these characters allows us to project our sexual desire on them while being less constrained by guilt/awkwardness/sympathy we'd experience looking at actual humans

If that makes sense
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>>27459023
>There has to be some logical/biological answer
ive been fapping to horses since i was 10. mlp was a godsend for me.
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>>27461245
My theory is that people who are complete and utter nerds are more likely to be both 1) in autistic fandoms and 2) open about their weird fetishes
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>>27461245
>vore
>rarely encountered in human art, let alone 3d
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>>27459023
> Why
Science to the rescue !
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>>27459057
Fuck this piece of shit and their stupid, fucking head cano... Wait. That actually makes sense
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Serious question now. Whether or not you call yourself a furry, do you realize that acting as a crazy triggered tumblerina every time someone uses the word "furry" only makes things worse?

>"You're a furry!"
"No, I'm not!"
>"Ha, ha! Furry, furry, furry, furry!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M NOT A FURRY!"
>"FURRY, FURRY, FURRY, FURRY!"

>"You're a furry!"
"K."
>"Furry!"
"..."
>"Fuck you, I'm leaving."
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>>27461262
probably the best explanation.
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>>27461284
Calmly denying is not getting triggered tho, you're fighting a straw man.
If someone wants to troll, then they'll get ignored.
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>>27461245
It makes sense. I'd go even further. The people into furry shit are generally socially awkward, so they dream of a world populated by sexy not quite human creatures where the social interaction is less complex and everyone is beautiful. The crazy fetishes come from these folks having most of their sex lives in the realms of masturbatory fantasy. Very few people who regularly have sex develop vore and inflation fetishes. These are the fantasies of lonely wankers.
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>>27461284
>there are people on this board right now who literally can not tell the difference between this
https://static1.e621.net/data/95/4a/954a9810146557add18d5ed62b0c923b.jpg
>and this
https://static1.e621.net/data/52/e8/52e826019874176f15bca42ec52ed2fb.jpg
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>>27461328
Both are anthropomorphic animals by definition, therefore they're furry porn. What's your point?

Also that last one is really hot, I might fap to it later.
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>>27461328
The difference is less than you think.
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>>27461345
Nice gif, but what it doesn't say is that if you also mix it with ammonia, you'll turn into a pony!
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>>27461328
>Implying all furry art is like that
>implying all pony art is like that
I think it is you who needs to learn the difference.
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literally the only problem with furry is the autism and drama queening of the furry fandom
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>>27461343
>Both are anthropomorphic animals by definition
the definition people use to make that argument is outdated and isnt the same context people use it for online.

if i said anthro and feral, most people would know what im talking about, and wouldnt say theyre the same thing.
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>>27459023
>Why are we sexually attracted to ponys?
I'm not, I just want to cuddle them because they're adorable. Maybe scritch their ears and rub their bellies, too.
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>>27460968
>>27460975
>>27461141
>>27461193
>>27461222

When you accept the truth that you are furries, you'll find these feelings a lot less confusing.
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I'm laughing up my sleeves here, because everyone who objects to being called a furry objects only because of negative stereotypes that have attached to the furry community.

Not all furries are into foxes.
Most furries just enjoy the art, they don't bother with expensive and annoying fursuits, or yiffing.
Not all furries are furverts, that is, into weird shit like vore, dick-nipples, unbirth, futa cocks, and the like.
The vast majority of furries are just people who like art and stories about anthropomorphized animals.
Just like "Bronies" and "horsefuckers".
Hey, they have human characteristics (they talk and use tools and shit), they're anther. Get over it.

tl;dr: Don't be such a tool.
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>>27461377
It's candy to autistic types. Think about it: If you're not that attractive and have trouble interacting with people a simplistic fantasy world where everyone is beautiful and sexy holds a strong appeal. These folks are drawn to furry shit like pedos to Star Trek.
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>>27461328
Unf that ponut, everytime.
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>>27461293
To make it clear, I wasn't talking about this thread. I brought that up because we were talking about furries, and it seems like we're having a real conversation for once.
Btw, that actually happens, it's not a strawman. Often people get really triggered when someone uses the word furry here, even when it's obvious bait. Hell, some people even get triggered when someone uses the word "brony", people here is easily triggered.

>>27461328
I appreciate the Lyra pic, but that doesn't address my question. I find furry porn and pony porn very different. I only like pony porn and definitely I don't call myself a furry. If someone calls me a furry, I'll probably correct him and tell him I'm not. But, even if he insists, there's no way it can bother me.

My point is, an insult is only an insult if you want it to be. Why is such a big deal being called something you aren't?
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>>27460744
me too
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>>27461515
Ok, Cool Cat.
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oh look. more furfags in denial
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>>27461447
>uh oh, someone called me furry on the internet, I better prove them wrong because I'm totally not, I only fap to ponuts! Here is an example of a ponut, totally not a furry, see?
or
>ok fag, nice shitpost

Which response is better in this case?
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>>27461515
>Most furries [...] don't bother with [...] yiffing.
>Not all furries are furverts, that is, into weird shit like vore, dick-nipples, unbirth, futa cocks, and the lik
For some unfathomable reason, I'm having trouble believing this.
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>>27461593
I like ponies. I want to be in a sexual, romantic relationship with Rainbow Dash. Only in her 100% equine form - no bipedal anthro or EQG garbage. That's not aesthetically pleasing to me in any way and would completely ruin her for me. I don't really care what that makes me. Labels are retarded.
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>>27461593
I don't understand why all those furfags really want us to be their friends; it's not going to happen.
Why do all of you care that much?
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>>27461661
>100% equine form

sorry, but I couldn't stop myself)
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>>27461711
I'd fuck it.
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>>27461711
A literal pegasus.
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>>27461672
It's one guy dead set on pushing it.
He literally comes here for no other reason than this 'argument'.
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>>27461546
>If someone calls me a furry, I'll probably correct him and tell him I'm not. But, even if he insists, there's no way it can bother me.
Seriously how would a conversation like that even play out?
"Dude, bro, I just seen you jerking off to furry porn"
>"Nah man it doesn't count as furry porn if it characters from MLP"
>>27461650
But it's true though.
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>>27461672
nobody wants to be your friend, anon. just know your place in the internet
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>>27461733
keep telling yourself that if that boosts up your confidence
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>>27461808
It looks like you're trying to bring people down to your level.
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
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>>27461784
>I just seen you jerking off to furry porn
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WHY would anyone see me jerking off to anything?
Have you ever heard of, I don't know, fucking DOORS?

I'm honestly trying to figure out how a conversation like that would play out, but I have never masturbated with other people, so it's kind of too hypothetical for me.
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>>27461733
i know that footfag admitted thats why he posts those foot fetish pics all the time. hes butthurt that anthro generally is disliked here. instead of fucking off to trash where anthro is celebrated by all the actual, real furries, he instead stays here to shove his fetish down everyones throats like a child.
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>>27461832
Feetfags are the worse.
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>>27461821
no, i'm trying to make people stop denying themselves and face the reality
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>>27461827
It happens Anon. You can try to be careful all you want but there's always a way.
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>>27460647
kill yourself
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>>27459023
Because large expressive eyes, wide hips, optimal personalities, and fetishes.
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>>27462021
Fair enough. It's still too hypothetical for me, so it's 50/50 whether to never talk to that person again or to end up clopping together on a regular basis.
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>>27462065
>not finding real horses attractive
>finding humans attractive under any circumstances
Kill yourself.
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>>27462128
>not finding humans even a bit attractive
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>>27462128
>liking 3DPD

I think you should fucking kill yourself.
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>>27462149
Horses are objectively sexy. Go fuck yourself.
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>>27462152
Filthy creatures that are dumb as rocks in comparison to humans are objectively not sexy.
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>furfags are still trying to be relevant
This fandom was born from /co/, not from furry fandom. And we are thriving to literally opposite things - making cartoon animals look more like animals(horsepussy, crothcboobs), instead of more like humans.
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>>27462158
>in comparison to humans
i know plenty of humans who make this statement false.
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>>27462177
>furfags are still trying to be relevant
They are more relevant than you actually think
>making cartoon animals look more like animals(horsepussy, crothcboobs), instead of more like humans.
Slapping a human ass on a horse does not make it anatomically correct. Not all furry art is disgusting >anthro art.
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>>27462430
since people seem to disagree what constitutes a furry, why not avoid the term altogether and use anthro:feral?
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>>27462456
because anthro + animal = furry
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>>27462430
>They are more relevant than you actually think
Yeah, just not on this board.
>Slapping a human ass on a horse does not make it anatomically correct.
This is the opposite of what is done.
>Not all furry art is disgusting
I never said it is, only that it's separate from how pony art evolved.
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If you're sexually attracted to drawings of taking animals guess what? You're a furry
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>>27462830
Furry: Cartoon Animal Anthro
MLP: Actual cartoon animal- non-anthropomorphic.
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>>27462830
>drawings of taking animals
>taking
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>>27462885
I don't know where you live where you have talking pastel horses, but I'm coming there immediately. Where is it?
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>>27462885
this is some advanced denial
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>>27462830
thats nice, furfag.
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>>27462945
That's some hardcore samefagging.
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>>27462953
nope, try again
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>>27462954
>literally disproving himself
the average denialfag
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>>27462962
Congrats, you can use Paint.
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I started fapping to horses because I got tired of wrestling deer and raping them.
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>>27462980
keep telling yourself that
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>>27462993
Just get a large dog and put horse-ears on them.
Boom, insta-horse.
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>>27462993
/k/, pls.
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>>27462954
dumbass
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>>27462945
this
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>>27463012
Hi, /k/omando here, we do not rape dear, nor do the brony portion of /k/ rape horses, or anything for that matter, other than the money out of our wallets for guns, ammo, and gear.

Keep it Cheeki Breeki!
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>>27463007
But dogs are gross.
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>>27463068
>>27462954
god fucking damn, my sides
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>>27463078
>we dont rape deer
call it what you want, /k/.
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>>27463078
I'm from /k/ as well. I make it a goal to only rape one deer per day- I'm weening off my addiction.

This guy is the outlier.
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>>27462954
You're not very good at math, are you?
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>>27463128
26-24=0
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>>27459023
It's called the mere exposure effect. The more time you spend watching ponies, the more likely you are to become attracted to them.

If they could actually spend a similar amount of time with you, they would feel the same way.
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>>27463145
>>If they could actually spend a similar amount of time with you, they would feel the same way.
You might be overestimating OP.
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>>27463145
>If they could actually spend a similar amount of time with you, they would feel the same way
y-you too...
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>>27463155
too bad they're not real
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>>27461074
>stigma for a label
humans love to stick labels on people to subhumanize them. brony, feminist, lesbian, degenerate, etc. the reason its so prevelant and why people get upset is becuase the whole point is to focus on whats different rather than whats the same. example. black guy rips you off, its becuase hes black. but you'd never attribute it to him being a guy if you where yourself a guy. that would reflect poorly on your in group. groups you identify with are almost never targets for negative confirmation bias because your brain naturally picks out and selects information that seperates people from your in group. you have to spend effort to avoid this. its innate in humans
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>>27461222
is that ranma hugging a skunk?
how dare they do that to my waifu.
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>>27459023

The animators dress them up like whores, what did you expect?
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>>27463205
I don't know what's on his shirt, but the guy is Dennis Falk. Massive erotic fixation on Babs Bunny from TTA, scared the shit out of Tress MacNeille, and the basis for this character on Animainics.

Given what's happened with the MLP fandom I consider his something of a prophet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOtmdHiCJNY
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>>27462456
I can see that working but I highly doubt anyone would use it especially if it got the word "anthro" in it. I don't think Anons here even knows about feral.
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>>27459023
cant tell why everyone does. In my case ( I can legally drive but I am not so old) I love butts, long hair, big eyes, short height, big eyelashes and leg muscles in females and mares have literally all of that.
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>>27460519
Or skip that part and become a zoophilic (its way better that way)
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>>27463978
>there are people on this board that have never experienced a dog tongue exploring their mouth
so many plebs.
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>>27464417
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>>27464417
Not gonna lie it's not half bad actually.
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>>27465018
its actually very nice.
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>>27465467
I hear dogs gives one hell of a blowjob.
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>>27465601
Maybe you'll come across a pitbull with a bad attitude one day.
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>>27463468
>I don't know what's on his shirt

It's some early Furry artwork depicting a fanboy holding his skunkette waifu.

Yeah, Dennis "Quozl" Falk was nuts and also one of the early furverts.
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>>27462494
>Joel
Mah nigga
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>>27465808
>fanboy holding his skunkette waifu
That's what I figured it was.
>Falk was nuts and also one of the early furverts
Which is kind of funny because by the time MLP came along being nuts and clopper was just normal. By then the VA's were courting fan attention instead of being terrified of it.

Like I said, I see the man as something of a prophet.
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>>27465857

He was quite proud of the C&D he got from Warner Bros. for some of his erotic fanfic.
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Wonder of wonders, an actual discussion on 4chan/mlp/ that wasn't flooded with shitposts.
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>>27466284
Which in today's world is normal. This autistic pioneer helped establish the normal we now operate under. By rights he's not only our prophet, but our god.
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>>27466488
>8872x10000
Why?
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>>27466598
>nitpicking to this extent
just enjoy the ass
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>>27466598
fixed.
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>>27459023

You're fucking retarded if you can't see that MLP ponies look absolutely fucking nothing like real horses. They look like fucking humans. Look at their eyes for fucks sake. Do those look like an animal's eyes, or do they look like a human's eyes?

You answered your own fucking question in the fucking OP. Delete this thread.
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>>27466831
one of these things is not like the other thing
one of these things just doesnt belong
can you guess which thing is not like the other thing
before it expands your dong
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>>27466598
Precisely that reason
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>>27466741
>>27466961
Sorry I'm not into "horsepussy" anymore.
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>>27459023

I agree, this doesn't look anything at all like a human face
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>>27467198
I guess some people are just so accustomed to seeing animals with human faces that they don't even realize anymore that the animals have human faces. Perhaps they have forgotten what animals even look like.
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>>27467229
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>>27467229
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>>27460289
I dreadfully feel the same more and more over time, and I am not a furry and consider them disgusting. This feeling simply has to be powered through, cause earthly and spiritual damnation can only await if you follow this notion to the end.
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>>27467329
Why do so many people have a huge fear of spiders? They don't bother me unless there's a ton of em'- but there has a to be a logical reason, right? Did someones ancient ancestor run from a horde of spiders, developed spider-related PTSD, and passed that trait down? People should be way more terrified of snakes than spiders- way more deadly.
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>>27467326

Nononono, DRAW the human eyes. You can't put a photograph on a cartoon, it doesn't look right.
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>>27467345
Their speed, venom and dexterity. Not to mention after you smash one and look up close at it
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>>>/trash/
You all.
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>>27467345
>Did someones ancient ancestor run from a horde of spiders, developed spider-related PTSD
oh my kek
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>>27467354
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>>27467345

Enough spiders are poisonous that it was evolutionarily advantageous to be afraid of them. Also snakes. All things that all humans are born afraid of. Also growling wolves, which is ironic because we eventually domesticated them and they literally became man's best friend.
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>>27467416
Just the eyes. Nothing else. Only the eyes.
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>>27467432
>not cats
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>>27467439
Why? Human faces don't have muzzles. If we like ponies because they "look like humans", we should like them more with noses.
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>>27467345
I never knew why I was scared of spiders
I know most of them are relatively harmless, but I have two ideas why they're so scary
1. Their bites are itchy and annoying as fuck, so I'd like to avoid them
2. Their legs are always bent in a way that it looks like it's always ready to jump on your face
For some reason, I'm not scared of tarantulas, and I think snakes are fucking rad, if I knew I could take care of it properly, I'd get one
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imagination.
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>>27467345
A year ago, I was taking a shit. As a sat on the toilet trying to shove out a massive shit, three spiders came out of a hole in the wall. At that exact moment, my shit came halfway. I couldn't stand up to kill them, and they sat their, staring at me, just outside my arm's reach. As I finished up shitting, another spider came out of the same hole. It was three times bigger, about the as big as a half a hand. It was big enough I couldn't smash it even if it was in my reach. The big one starting slowly moving towards me, and I freaked the fuck out. With a bit of turd still hanging out of my ass I ran into my room, grabbed my BB pistol (1000fps) turned it to auto and went back into the bathroom. I fucking unloaded on those things with it. 50+ bb's. They were powerless to stop me. Pretty much goop by the time it ran out of ammo.

Never was afraid of spiders again.
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>>27467182
oh okay.
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>>27467500
>running out of the bathroom with shit hanging out of your ass
kek
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>>27460289
No, you're far from alone at this point..
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>>27467627
What a shit computer.
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>>27467639
It's a shit computer with shit taste in ponies, 2 shits in 1.
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>>27467500
>grabbed my BB pistol (1000fps) turned it to auto and went back into the bathroom.
>(1000fps)
>1000 frames per second
Okay that gave me a bit of a chuckle.
1000 captcha
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>>27467627
Aesthetic
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>>27467844
In almost any sport that has to do with projectile weapons FPS mean Feet Per Second.
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>>27467875
Yeah I kinda figured that. I was just pointing out the acronym.
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>>27467459
There's something called the uncanny valley effect. As something approaches more and more human, like ponies, they are cute and likeable, but as they get "too human" then they more resemble a twisted or disfigured human, which is less cute and certainly not as likeable. Once a certain zone has been passed they become human enough that they become likeable again since they no longer have the "this is a corpse. Shaped like a live human, but lacking all the details" quality. There is a number of studies on it, google up "uncanny valley effect" and you'll probably get many better explanations than I am able to provide. It's pretty interesting, though.
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>>27467777
Quads confirm
captcha;select all the eggs
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>>27461232
>Anthro isn't all that bad as you guys make it
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Anthro is shit.
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>>27468910
Not all of it.
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>>27469027
Yeah, all of it.
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>>27467875
>current year
>still using imperial units
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>>27469137
>current year
>America still exits
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>>27469036
No.
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>>27469177
Yes huh.
Shit.
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>>27469213
No.
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>>27460519
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>>27469295
Fraid so.
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>>27469036
>>27469213
>>27469331
omfg can you shut up already.
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>>27469393
Shut up, you little shit, why don't you zozzle back to /b/.
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Since this was never posted
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>>27465601
Ever had a dog dick in your ass? Pretty good shit, yo.
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>>27465785
>Pitbull stigma
I'm assuming that you're American then, that or you live in an American territory?

Any dog that hasn't been properly trained, or that has been trained specifically to hurt people, can fuck you up. There is no need to distinguish between pitbulls and other breeds in that regard. Until they breed a dog without teeth then that will always be true.
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>>27469557
People who own pitbulls are scum 9 times out of 10. They walk their mutts on chains and give them just enough length so they can lunge at you.
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>>27469568
What, do you live in some shitty neighborhood or something? Normally if people are doing that then they're doing it on purpose to keep people away from them. You're very clearly aware that the issue is with the owners of the dogs and not with the dogs themselves, at least on some level. The same asshole could do the exact same thing with a German Shepard or a Boxer or million other different breeds, mixes, and variations of mutts.

Yes, compared to a lot of dogs Pitbulls tend to be a bit stronger and a bit tougher, that's why people use them as guard dogs and that's why people sometimes make them fight. That being said they aren't any meaner or more aggressive than any other dog is, they just do more damage when shitheads train them to be violent.

From my own, admittedly anecdotal, evidence I've never met a pitbull that wasn't an absolute sweetheart that didn't melt the moment I put my hands on them and started rubbing.

Personally, I assume that every animal I meet is potentially dangerous until I can prove otherwise. In that regard different breeds and sub-classifications are irrelevant.
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>>27469420
Different anon.
Stfu, man.
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>>27469679
You are correct, but there's a cultural thing with them as well. The guy who is trying to show what a badass he is chooses a pitbull. The drug dealer who doesn't want anyone fucking with him chooses a pitty. The guy who doesn't trust his neighbors won't break into his house and steal his shit gets a pitbull. It's a status breed among low lives and criminals.

I'll agree most of the pitties I've met have been absolute sweethearts. But more than any other breed their owners tend to be sketch.

And pitties aren't that sexy anyways. If you're looking for a dog to have sex with a German Shepherd is the way to go. Those dogs are almost as sexy as horses.
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>>27469685
What're you, his boyfriend?
Fucking faggot.
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look out reddit, this cool thread is going to 404 if you don't bump it
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>>27471117
Thanks man that was pretty close there.
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>>27471150
So is this.
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>>27462885
>anthro
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>>27470939
At least we're getting more action compared to your hand.

:3c
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>>27471786
>footfag
castrate yourself.
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