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Do you on some level consider them your friends?
Be honest.
They don't exist.
>>27450838
Yes. Out of necessity.
When you don't have friends, you make them up. Nowadays, there's several industries built around making up friends for you, MLP is that.
When you're not attractive, your life is just lonely all the time because even though you may find superficial friendships, even though you may like your family, you can never find true love, you can never find the trust and intense intimacy of making love.
So you find artificial things to keep you alive. Lies to tell yourself so you can still feel human. But these lies, no matter how artificial, no matter how "unreal," the lies are fed into human flesh.
And so we love the lies. We love them. And we live them in our dreams.
>on some level
They are my only friends, anon
>>27450873
Pretty deep man, you made me remember how pathetic i am.
>>27450838
No? I meet too many people daily as it is.
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>>27450873
Damn, anon.
I hope you can will happiness.
>>27450874
You have us, anon.
>>27450838
Nah, they are more like perfect mythical creatures to me. I do not wish them to be here, I wish to be there myself.
>>27450838
Nope.
>>27450874
But all the lonely people are like brothers and sisters, too.
We wave to each other from our islands of solitude. Sometimes we send messages in bottles.
One day I believe we will all be united into a kind of army. Born and bred for a singular purpose in History, chosen for us and us alone, fitted to our unique talents and abilities. Something that we and only we can do. Something great.
If we kill ourselves, we miss out on that. I live for the coming Last Crusade. The ponies give me strength. They let me love myself even when no one else will love me.
When all is said and done, I believe our toughness and mettle and grit and determination will so recognized that they will say we are more than heroes.
That we are the stuff heroes are made from.
>Friends
>>27450915
>Something great
i don't know what you're talking about anon, and i don't know if we horsefuckres can achieve anything great, but if we have to do it we will unite
>>27450838
Nope, just very cute talking animals from a tv show for kids I sometimes fap to.
>>27450908
I appreciate the sentiment, I've had some great times on this dumb board.
>>27450915
That was beautiful
>>27450873
do you know youre my very best friend, anon?
>>27450958
You fap to kids !?
Well, they're not real and never will be. So no.
>>27450844
Who said friends have to exist?
>>27450915
Capped for the future to see when the time comes
>>27450994
>fapping to kids
I'm not from /pol/ anon, come on.
>>27451001
I would expect the people of /pol/ to do worse than just fap to CP.
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>>27450915
>The ponies give me strength.
Damn straight, son.
>>27451040
As a matter of fact they do: they fap to CP while attempting to rationalize why it's not 'degenerate'.
>>27451057
Ughhhh now i regret ever going to that board, will it's not like i did anything useful there, no matter what i say they keep spamming me this sandmonkey shit, but let's forget them and talk pony instead, Uh what were we talking about?
>>27451073
Shh, it's ok my friend...we were talking about /pLOTS/.
Sweet pony plots.
>>27451080
I want to cum inside spitfire.
>>27451080
Oh shit, then here have some
>>27451095
I know that feel
>>27451095
I don't care who it is as long as i got to cum inside a pony
>>27451104
>>27451111
I love Pegasii sexy athletic bodies
so, shall we go full lewd?
>>27451115
Book horses have good plots too
>>27451115
>>27451119
And Earthies. Let's not forget about sweet, resilient, earthies.
>>27451125
Earth ponies have excellent child bearing hips, but my heart still belongs to slim feather pones
>>27451117
Yeah go ahead
>>27451125
Just post anything you have
>>27451129
Oh, no problem, as long as you acknowledge their sexiness it's ok.
>>27450915
Gonna be straight with you. I'm just wasting my time working a farm until one of two things happens.
One being a world war, the other being death.
>>27451117
>that barely visible tail dock
The things that give me boners these days...
>>27451132
>anything you have
I can't post zilch* so I guess I'll stick to Derpibooru.
Not just plots, tho.
*I'm gifted with a good memory, so I never had any need to save pics I like cause I can find them real quick
>>27451137
All pone is sexy, and I can always appreciate earth pony. After all pinkie is probably the best at cuddles.
>>27451148
Well then, have a potential Earthie.
This thread is pathetic even for 4chan standards.
>>27451155
I want to embrace fluttershy'smotherly love
>>27451162
PLOTtetic.
The right term is Plottetic
>>27450838
They're more than friends to me
>>27451162
Nah, this is pretty on the spot and expected.
>>27450838
No, not at all. That's fucking stupid. I'd rather be friendless than call some made up cartoon characters my friends. I'm not THAT low.
>>27451179
Friends with benefits?we can only wish...
>>27451185
I would like this
>>27451184
WDYTWA?
>>27450838
no, because to me a friend is someone, for once, i actually interact with. I can't help them nor can they help me, we can't talk, we can't fuck, we can't do ANYTHING together. The only thing they can do is, if you in any way can consider them real beings, is show you some of their adventures.
If someone were to consider them their friends, then every god damn person in media would be their friends.
So, no.
>>27450998
you have very low standards of what you define to be "friends"
>>27450873
My wridt oddly hurtd after reading this. Also Im crushed.
>A friend in need's a friend indeed
>A friend with weed is better
>A friend with breasts and all the rest
>A friend who's dressed in leather.
>>27450873
Nigga that's deeeep
>>27450915
>The ponies give me strength.
me too, anon. let us be strong together
Pony, and by extension /mlp/, is one of the only things that make me truly happy. My waifu isn't real, the characters aren't real and I'm probably never going to meet anyone from here but I love them all anyway. Call me a faggot all you want.
Bampo
You guys need to get out more, holy shit.
>>27451145
Really now is this what they call a photographic memory?
>>27450838
Hell yeah, one of them is my lover.
At least as far as this goes: >>27450844
Lifesize waifu plush ftw. She got a Giddy Up scarf from me today.
>>27450873
