>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.
Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Add for Skype: flutter.priest
Old thread: >>27306276
Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/
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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.
Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
>>27449391
Ya done good son.
So I broke my "start the new Flutterrape thread" virginity, how'd I do?
>>27449436
Pretty good, my son.
Pretty good.
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>>27449147
So Brownee, Im sure the answer will make me facepalm and cringe, but what the fuck is that and what did you do?
>>27449436
You have become OP. Therefore you are now and forever a faggot. Good job.
>>27449436
>>27449473
Uh, that would be a broken ankle.
I was having another spar with Sunset(the chick I based Sunset on in that story, it's just easier to call her that rather than... 'that lesbian I based Sunset on')and she got me into a position where I really SHOULD HAVE submit.
I'm kind of a dick in these sessions, like I could be getting choked out and she's stressing that I need to tap and such... but I don't like giving up, so I just sort of gurgle and wheeze out "Make me" during it before I pass out...
So in this situation, despite having a damn firm hold on my ankle and in a position where I should've tapped, I kind of... antagonized her and made a stupid joke while trying to think of a way out of it.
But that just sort of made her apply more pressure to encourage me to tap out, but then... *crack*.
Funny thing was(or I think it was anyway)when she let go and people came to check me out, I attempted to lighten the mood a bit by implying I won cause I technically didn't tap out and called her a pussy for it.
She slapped me.
Honestly at this point, if it wouldn't eventually turn into a series where you'd question why he'd keep putting himself through it if it was just gonna end with rape, I could turn so many of these damn sparring sessions into Sunset accidentally injuring and raping Anon stories.
>>27450143
Do it.
Fund it.I believe in you.
>>27449436
gud jub kiddo
>>27450174
Literally just said why I didn't want to...
>>27450299
>>27449436
First time I tried making the thread, I copy/pasted the OP into the same thread like a dumbass.
Be proud you're not me.
>>27450143
Oh Brownee.
At least it's been localized injuries. If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, soon you'll turn into the T-800.
This chick seems very tough. Just how rough are those tussles?Maybe I should get injured myself so I get inspired to start this Starlight story.
>>27450405
>This chick seems very tough. Just how rough are those tussles?
Rough enough that she's broken my rib twice, arm once and now ankle.
Plus a concussion, a few black eyes and several nose bleeds.
I've also accidentally fractured her collar bone... along with the black eyes and nose bleeds and stuff like that.
All in good fun!
>>27450510
Oop, and broke my pelvis.
Can't forget the thing that started that damn story in the first place.
Wasn't there a story where Twilight was getting progressively more insane as a BrowneeAnon kept doing awe inducing feats while in a hospital bed?
>>27450642
I think Neb did that just to take the piss out of me, yeah.
Imma look for it, cause I wanna re-read it.
>>27450768
Same. Which is why I brought it up.
>>27450768
>>27450816
Aaaaand I give up.
Searched pages upon pages using names and keywords I thought were used, all dating back to the rough time I think it may have started, couldn't find it. I could very well have skipped over it, but with all the story related posts that popped up, I just skimmed them to see if it sounded or looked like it. Couldn't see it though.
So if it was Neb, maybe he's still got it on him. Cause I couldn't even find it searching his name.
>>27450143
...Brownee, what's wrong with you?
So was the wedding proposal from years ago faked then?
>>27452203Yes.
>>27452203
Yes
>>27452203Having a split personality becomes a FR thing, doesn't it
>>27450510
>>27450542
I bet insurance companies just love you.
>>27452203
Gotta say, even if it was, why does that even matter? I get that maybe its sad, but why do any of you even care about this coming to light now? Especially if Swift revealed it in a group chat.
Fuck this place needs some green.
>>27453107
Seems like a rip-off, if you ask me.
Also, there was that one anon a while ago who was talking about him actually being multiple (more than two at least) writers in this thread.
Is anyone original anymore?
>>27453192
Ok, but still...so?
Are people actually getting rustled over this shit?
Thought we were all just here for stories.
>>27453207
That's what I'm saying. It's been done before. Put more energy into writing, people. Or get a new gimmick.
>>27453222
This
>>27450768
>>27451034
Nah, 'fraid that wasn't me. If it was, then I can't remember when I did it, but it definitely isn't on my Pastebin.
>>27453107
>Why does that even matter?
I think people are just shocked. They'll have moved past it by the next thread, don't worry too much about it.
>>27453192Don't remember that specific conversation, but Swift was both UV and Anon The Anonymous.
>>27449436
U suk donkey penises 4evar
>>27453207
>>27453222
>>27453192
I dunno, that just feels like a part of our history, that's like hearingthe moon landing was faked.
Which it was.
Just kidding.
Requests?
>>27453748
>Requests?
Something with fillies, haven't seen any of that in a long time.
>>27453748
Fluttershy wants to be inside anon so badly that she feeds him various parts of her (hair, blood, etc) in some sort of food or confection.
>>27453885
>>27453900
I'll do you boys one better.
Special rape double feature!
Stick around kiddos, got to call on the magic of improv.
>>27454026
>>27453885
>>27453900
>>27454026
>Day train collision in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Currently, spending some time down by the local school, tutoring.
>And by spending time, you mean doing community service.
>Ponies and their dumb laws, how were you supposed to know ritualistic slaughter was illegal?
>You thought it would help get Fluttershy off your back, what with killing one of her chickens and sacrificing it to Cthulhu, but it only seemed to inspire her, as she now comes by with more occulty-fetish guesses.
>You didn't need to know what the tribes of Zebrica did to their war captives, how is that even a fetish?
>"Uh, Mista Anon? What's 6x4?"
>You look down to the filly sitting beside you.
"24."
>Applebloom quickly scribbles down the answer with her mouth.
>...
>Nope, still looks weird.
"What about you, Scootaloo, have any questions?"
>Scootaloo, balancing a few pencils on her nose, quickly snaps to attention at your question.
>"Hm? Oh- I do Anon, what is the answer for number one?"
>You take a glance at her homework.
"4."
>"Thanks! What about two?"
>You internally sigh.
"That would be 14."
>"Number three?"
>You externally sigh.
"It's 39, listen Scoots, you gotta do these problems yourself, or atleast make an attempt."
>Scootaloo brushes you off with a hoof.
>"Yeah yeah, what's the answer to number four?"
>You turn to the third member of your tutoring group.
"Sweetiebelle, how are you faring with these?"
>The white filly looks up from her paper, which is covered in scribbles of her and her pal's cutiemarks.
>"I think I'm alright with these Mr. Anon, it's divison that always trips me up."
>Atleast she has most of the answers correct.
"If you understand multiplication as well as you say, divison should be just as easy, think you're multiplying backwards."
>Her nose scrunches in frustration, and she goes back to her work.
>Turning back towards the other two fillies, you spot Scootaloo with a market in both nostrils.
cont.
>>27454227
>The door opens just in time to save Scootaloo from a verbal ruler to the hoof.
>In trots Cheerilee, two new fillies in toe.
>You recognize them almost instantly.
>DiamondTiara and SilverSpoon.
>They both look pretty grumpy.
>"Hello Anon, how goes the tutoring?"
>You look over to Scootaloo, now stupidly flailing her front hooves around infront of Applebloom, making a clicking noise.
"It's going well."
>Cheerilee shoots a look at Scootaloo, the one only a teacher could do, before responding.
>"I see, have they made any signifigant progress?"
"I'd hope so, it is multiplication after all."
>Diamond Tiara speaks up.
>"Well, would you look at that? The monkey thinks he can do math like we can!"
>The two begin laughing in the most obnoxious way imaginable, some spittle even finding it's way onto Applebloom.
>Cheerilee admonishes the duo before turning her attention back to you.
>"Anyways, I'll need you to help these two with their math homework."
"Uh, but these girls hate me."
>The two fillies shake their heads in agreement.
>Just like in highschool.
>"I'll cut a couple extra hours from your community service."
"Done."
>"Alrighty then Anon, good luck! I'll be back in an hour."
>And with that, she's gone.
>Leaving you alone with five fillies in need of mathematical guidance.
>"Oh, but y-you're not alone Anon."
>You spin around, freaked the fuck out.
"D-did you just read my mind? How'd you even get in here you weird f-"
>Gotta censor yourself for the kiddies.
"You.. you weird friend?!"
>Fluttershy, adorned in tribal war paints and feather headbands, stands before you.
>"Oh Anon, I-I'd say we're much more than friends... perhaps l-lovers?"
>"Look! The monkey found his jungle zigger companion!"
>Fucking Diamond Tiara.
"Look Fluttershy, you already guessed my fetish today, why are you here, and how did you read my mind?"
>Fluttershy slowly begins advancing on you, leaving you trapped at your desk.
>Stupid desks that are attached to their chairs!
cont.
>>27453748
WATERMELONON IN NIGGERQUESTRIA
>>27454520
>"M-my name is Fluttershy no longer, I am now Flu'ulak Pterodactyl *click click click.*"
>...
"Are those clicks apart of your name or-"
>"SILENCE PET! EMBRACE US!"
>Flu'ulak Pterodactyl *click click click's* voice becomes something out of nightmares, sounding like guttaral noises from a whole army.
>"WE NEED CUDDLES NOW ANONYMOUS!"
>An unseen force begins levitating you and your filly companions into the air.
>"AHNON! WHAT THE NAY IS GOIN' ON!"
>"I THINK I SNIFFED TO MUCH GLUE GIRLS! WHAT WAS THE ANSWER TO NUMBER FIVE?!"
>"HELP US MONKEY!"
>"I'M SORRY FOR PLAYING WITH THAT VIBRATING THING I FOUND IN RARITY'S DRAWER, EVEN AFTER SHE TOLD ME NOT TO GO IN THERE!"
"HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS FLU'ULAK?"
>"WE LEARNED IT FROM ZECORA! NOW FEED US THE HOT MONKEY DICK!"
>Your clothes are wiped from reality, all traces of them ever existing being replaced.
>"HMM... FLU'ULAK PTERODACTYL *click click click* IS FEELING GENEROUS, THE FILLIES SHALL TASTE YOUR SEED!"
>Cheerilee walks in.
>"Alrighty Anony-"
>Flu'ulak disagrees.
>"RA'A NA GUYIO NID!"
>Cheerilee also is ripped from the fabric of reality, all memories of her being deleted.
>"NOW, WHERE WERE WE?"
>You and the fillies are raped by eachother pretty much.
>I can't write clop.
>Sorry.
>Anyways, the fillies lie in a puddle of shame and semen on the tile floor.
>"I SHALL NOW TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY, AND YOU WILL TAKE MINE, ANONYMOUS MY LOVE!"
>Flu'ulak rips a the hair from her mane, leaving a gruesome baldspot.
>"SWALLOW THIS LOVER, AND WE SHALL NEVER BE APART!"
>You take note of how oddly quiet you've been throughout this ordeal.
>Time to make up for lost time.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
>Flu'ulak must think your terror is either annoying or endearing, as she returns with her own screams.
>"RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
>Her voice is no match for yours, and she uses your unsuspecting state to shove her hair down your throat.
>"SWALLOW... Y-YES... SWALLOW MY LOVE! OH GOD THAT IS SO HOT!"
cont.
>>27454727
You mean...?
>>27454757
>The hair is forced down your throat, fighting all the way.
>Flu'ulak Pterodactyl *click click click* is now a quivering mess on the floor, absolutely leaking with marejuices.
>Your penis feels like it went through a marathon of running on hot coals.
>Your dick burns.
>Flu'ulak slowly raises her head.
>"Ugh... d-did we do it?"
"Are... are you normal again?"
>"I-I don't remember anything... ugh..."
>And with that, Fluttershy falls limp onto the floor once more.
>Here you are, standing in puddles of various ponies' and human cum, naked.
>What a day.
>"So, why is this school here anyways? I could've sworn we had a teacher here, but I can't rememb-"
>Twilight stares at you and the scene surronding you from the door.
>"Anon?"
"Yes, Twilight?"
>"Your community service has been increased by several decades."
>Well shit.
"I plea not guilty by insanity."
>"That isn't how friendship court works, Anon. Princess' word is irrefutable. Guilty."
>Fuck.
>Several weeks later...
>You are Anon.
>Ponyville's new teacher.
>Twilight figured your community service hours would go by faster if you served the community as your job.
>Ponyville also needed a new teacher, since there was never one to begin with.
>She killed two birds with one stone.
>Thing is, the fillies have Stockholm Syndrome from the trauma of that fateful day, and want your dick constantly now.
>You have to teach your math lessons involving your penis in some way now for them to learn anything.
>You also made an effort to never talk to Zecora for the rest of your days.
>Fluttershy has no recollection of her assault, and she was pardoned for the assisted rape of five fillies and one human.
>Fucking friendship courts.
The end.This has been an absolute mess. I'm sorry you took the time to read this. Anyways, cheers Flutterrape.
>>27454890
based
>>27454757
>I can't write clop.
When it comes to comedy oneshots you don't really need to write detailed clop, just a few lines summarizing the event followed by a time skip is enough to keep the humor flowing smoothly since the clop isn't really the focus of the story anyway.
>>27455020
I'll keep that in mind my man.
>>27450143
>>27450510
>>27450542
Serious question... How do you work?
I mean you apparently see no problems with your own pain and suffering, does your brain just not know how to properly respond to pain and danger? You seem to have gone a few steps beyond thrill seeking.
>>27456049
Brownee is both mentally and physically preparing himself for the inevitable dimenison-hop over to Equestria,so he can pump Sunset Shimmer full of sticky semen while she repeatedly breaks his arms.
>>27451516
A lot. A lot of things are wrong with me.
>>27452303
I don't have any... yet.
Makes me sound like an add...
>"Insurnace Companies hate him! Find out why!"
>>27453235
Huh. I coulda sworn it was you. Was just like... 1 post worth, and I'm pretty sure it was about that Anon doing shit despite his injuries and ignoring what Twilight was saying... like fighting a bear immediately after getting out of hospital.
But I can't see it when searching for keywords like that. If I remembered the date maybe, but...
Ah well, whatever, lost in the abyss.
>>27456049
Pain builds character!
Plus it gives me something interesting to talk about myself when others ask, cause im quite boring otherwise.
But yeah, otherwise, just sorta... don't think of consequences and do stuff to have a laugh...
>>27456189
The plan is to be awesome and built enough to be a royal guard, volunteer for Twilight's castle and... yeah, apparently get broken by Sunset unwillingly...I could take her on!
>>27456776
>>"Insurnace Companies hate him! Find out why!"I chuckled
Does this count as new material for the thread?
>>27457295
Cool Pony, Anon. Why don't you come to the White House?
>>27457295
Twi-Rape is never fun nowadays. It's either too easy because Anon can't do crap against Twilight's magic or the bullshit magic resistance excuse.
It's a problem I have trying to write a Starlight flutterrape story.
>>27457295
>>27457314
>>27457371
Have no fear, for Twilight now has a new buddy.
A reminder
Are there any stories about EqG Fluttershy? I think it would be an interesting variation, as Anon wouldn't be able to play the "I'm not a horsefucker" card, and she's a reasonably attractive human(oid).
I read some green not too long ago that I thought was going to be EqG Flutterrape, but it turned out to be plain old clop. Although Anon in the story initially couldn't believe Fluttershy was coming on to him, once she convinced him it wasn't a trick, he dove in dick-first. :\
>>27458923
There are a few. Just Once was a decent oneshot.
>>27456776
I've been reading my own posts from years ago for like an hour now trying to find this story you're talking about. I got nothin', brah, sorry.
But it has reminded me how funny it is to write stories based on pictures...
I think a found a story for my endgame. Whenever I get around finishing all these others I need to do, I want one set up for whenever I decide to give up...Nudge, I guess?
I'm EVENTUALLY (PROBABLY) gonna do something with Ms Harshwhinny in a position similar to that of Amanda Waller from the DC Universe, and with her eyes and ears everywhere for super secret government reasons that only the Princesses are aware of, she's gonna develop an attraction to Anon after keeping an eye on him for so long (since he's a potential threat for all they know).
Then she's gonna create a task force made up of various bad and/or bitchy individuals from various locales in Equestria, and force them to work for her through encouraging means of small rewards for task completion, or death for disobeying orders. The assignment is to abduct Anonymous and bring him to her... just cause she REALLY wants to fuck him, and needs complete deniability if shit goes wrong.
I have no idea what characters will be involved, or how the fuck any of that will work out, but I'll get to it when I get to it! Could be some time!
For now I should finish stuff being waited on...
What happened to Slasher science
did he died???? why did he stop writing ??
http://pastebin.com/u/Slasher_Science
hes so poetic
>>27459614
Slasher's in the army as a medic, if I recall.
He comes and he goes. He once showed up after like 9 months of nothing, dropped the first part of a multi-part story, then vanished again and hasn't been seen since.
I don't know if he's dead or just busy.
>>27459614
Ah, daddy Slasher.
He'll be back, have no fear.
The [INDEX] will be complete.
>>27459359
Sounds awesome!
>>27461096
>>27460221
Rump bump
>>27458963
Got a link?
>>27461096
>"My loyal subjects, I present to you today a visitor from another world!"
>The crowd gasps in wonder, their intrigue apparent on their awe-stricken faces.
>Celestia steps aside as you timidly step forward onto the stage.
>It's a huge crowd of ponies.
>Sure enough, as Celestia said, there are 3 kinds of them.
>Some of them are 'normal', the others have either wings or horns.
>You notice that there are more unicorns in the audience than any other type of pony.
>Probably due to you being in Canterlot, which according to what you've been told is the unicorn capital of sorts.
>Celestia catches you eyeing the unicorns.
>She smiles and addresses you in her calm, motherly voice, as if the crowd wasn't even present.
>"Don't worry Anonymous, their horns won't hurt you."
>She gives you a reassuring wink.
>You laugh nervously.
"H-haha, yeah, it's a pretty horny crowd, isn't it?"
>She stares at you.
>The entire crowd stares at you.
>You just said that into a microphone.
>There are children in the audience.
>"Oh shit, you're back; bro did you go to like, another fuckin' dimension or something?
"Yeah, full of talking horses."
>"Wow, that's gay as hell. Learn anything neat?"
"They're horny."
>You wince as you step past your friend, your open stab wounds bleeding profusely through your ravaged gore-soaked clothes.
"Really horny.""Also they raped me like a billion times."
>>27462020
Not that guy, but figured I'd do ya a solid and find a link for you anyway.
http://pastebin.com/zwSpaCb8
>>27454890
>Fluttershy has no recollection of her assault, and she was pardoned for the assisted rape of five fillies and one human.
>pardonedShe was found guilty and has to do service as anons ASSistant
>>27464444
nice get
>>27464500
Thanks, I made it myself.
>>27464685
this is a greentext I wrote a little while ago.
I hope it is good enough.
>>27465820
Was all the typos and improper punctuation on purpose because it's Fluttershy telling the story? If not you need to work on that.
Otherwise it was okay, that ending doesn't really fit with the thread though.
>>27466051
it was my first green so...pretty much now I know I will need to work on that, thanks anon.
>>27466067
It's alright anon, we all gotta start somewhere. At least try to make sure you capitalize your sentences in future.
>>27459635
>>27459813
http://pastebin.com/8R7M3zi0
>>27466867
>>27462642
Good guy Smudgey.
>>27462639
>mfw reading your storyI've missed you Nebby boo boo
Also looks like we're back. Fucking mook breaking shit
>>27468411
Were we ever gone?
Dang ol' Flutterrape
>>27470441
crump
>>27472006
B.
penis
>>27475305
I want Church Close to finish his Yandere story
>>27477080
Someon say yandere?
Now I'm interested.
Yump
Qump
>>27477080
Who?
>>27477540
>>27479708http://pastebin.com/K9QyXDPX
>>27480952
Hes a Fluttershy thread writer
Are we technically a fluttershy thread?
I mean we are no racist, we accept rape in all forms and colors.
>>27481312FR is the very first thread I visited on this ride, I've been lurking here for like 3 years now and I still don't exactly understand what's allowed (hence why I've yet to write anything in that time).
But yeah, you're totally a Fluttershy thread. Totally.
Sorry for tripfagging by the way.
>>27481312
Fluttershy tends to be the target of rape charges, and is the go-to rapist for stories... because nobody likes her, which means she'll never find love and has to resort to fucking the ape in town, obviously.
But while she's the usual suspect, doesn't mean others can't follow in her footsteps, so naturally there's other rapists here and there in some bizarro worlds.
Hell, some might even have their Anon enjoy Fluttershy's company while fending off someone else.Fucking weirdo's.
>>27481426
>FR is the very first thread I visited[...] and I still don't exactly understand what's allowed
Maybe the mods took a second look and saw that theres usually no rape just shenanigans in here.Unless slasher is around, then everybody was fucked.Literary
story: http://pastebin.com/iYUrXPfX
prose: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/330114/the-princesses-are-being-ravaged-by-huge-black-c
>>27481426
>what's allowed
It's already explained in the OP, but here's the tl;dr.
Is a pony making advances on Anon in some fashion?
Is Anon bothered it?
If you answered yes to both questions, it more than likely is welcome here.
>>27481461
Oh, I remember that.I miss him.
Well since I've already got this code on, might as well write something. Hold up.
>>27481505
I know but I recall some peeps being very specific about it, fetish guessing and such.
>>27481461
>>27481426
>>27481505
>>27481538
Oh I misread your statement as " I still don't exactly understand why its allowed"
My bad
DORKS
>>27481538
>fetish guessing
It doesn't explicitly -have- to be a fetish guess, that's just an old tradition of ours. More fleshed out stories are always welcome; be they comedy, adventure, horror, etc. so long as Anon has a pony in his life that won't take "No" for an answer it works.
>>27481471
Had a good giggle there, thanks for that
>>27457384
Go to the drawthread, It would be extremely useful.
P.S. Don't use the lines on the head if you're not even going to use them as a reference.
>>27482013
I just kinda made those because I was out of it and wanted to contribute something to the thread.I can make some more if you'd like, though they will all look like the previous drawings.
>>27482359
Come on, Do some more.
Practice is great, but personally, I want a lot more practice before going on and drawfagging for flutterrape.
Well, that practice is going straight to NSFW...
Oh, fuck, wait, Not much more about me, Just draw more, post more, rape more.
>>27483359
Behold!
>>27483975
Well, It's a start.
Also, try different positions for the face. Look at some tutorials online for reference.
>>27484522
This.
Art is difficult to get started with, as its both an expressive and technical craft. Balancing personal style with legitimate talent is hard.
But don't worry, if you keep practicing for a few years you might even be as good as me one day.But don't hold your breath, I set the bar pretty high.
>>27481538
>might as well write something.
>>27484634
>Fluttershy finds the Rape Note outside her cottage.
>She uses it on Anon to get forced sex from him.
>Angel gets ahold of it.
>Rapes Starlight)sorta)
>Spike gets it
>Tumblr raises a fuss about possible Cheese pizza
>>27485211
That's too bad. I wouldn't touch you with a 10ft long pole covered with shit at the tip of it while standing behind a magic proof gate.
>>27485211This pic always expands my dong for some reason.
Jack be nimble
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
>>27487937
Jack be quick
>>27489475
Jack me off
>>27489475
Jack me off with a candle stick
What about Fluttershy's brother?
>>27490740
what about him?
>>27490740
Provides her with a legit example for when she guesses if Incest is Anons fetish.
>>27490740
I'll let you know soon as I catch up with the season.
>>27490740
Well, while I still enjoy the thought of Fluttershy going lesbian for FemAnon, it could also provide a new member of the Flutter family for some straight rape with FemAnon.
>>27490740
>Day family bonding.
>Be that dang ol' green alien guy.
>Right now your coming "home" from work.
>It wasn't actually your house surprisingly.
>Who would've guessed?
>No, you were heading to the little wooden shack near the woods.
>Also known as Fluttershy's Cottage.
>Never expected the day you'd be saying that but guess it doesn't matter now.
>You're house is flooded and it was better than the street.
>You assume, you're not familiar with the fucking street.
>Like usual, Fluttershy greets you at the door.
>"Welcome home honey, oh I've got quite the pleasant surprise for you! How would you lik-"
"Save it, I've had a long day and I just want to get to sleep."
>"Oh. Oh!"
>Out of nowhere, you're tackled by Buttershush.
"God damn it Fluttershy, we had an agreement!"
>"I-I never signed anything! Nevermind, you can't go up there!"
>Realizing you can easily over power a 90 pound horse, you continue onward to the guest room.
"And why is that?"
>You're literally reaching for the knob as you say this, more out of satisfaction than anything else.
>"B-because he's aleady-"
>As the door opens a horrible odor hits your nose.
>"I told you to knock first!"
>Don't hear that last part as you've already began coughing up all the saliva in your throat.
>"Here."
>Yellowcry pats your back before you glare at her.
>On your bed lays a [insert description here] stallion.
>Instantly you give Fluttershy a death stare.
"Look, I don't care what this is but it certainly isn't my fetish, now tell him to leave."
>She just looks at you disappointed and doesn't respond.
>So with a sigh, you go confront him.
>Really hate it when she gets others to help her.
>Cleanup is always harder.
>The guy hasn't even looked up from his little-
>Laptop?
>Strange, but the stench coming back in full force makes you brush it off.
pls be gentle
>>27493756
It's a start, will there be more?
>>27493756
>pls be gentle
I have only one complaint.Need moar
>Day of "Seriously, Are We Fucking Doing This Shit Again?" in Equestria
>Wake up and find a note in your bed.
>You grimace. Applejack has done it again
>She always steals something of yours and then holds it for ransom until you have sex with her
>You read the note. It's sloppy, but you make it out, and it reads:
>'Have Yur Daughtr. No Poleece. Go to Knote Tree.'
>Sigh and crumple up the note
>You check her room and see that your five-year-old daughter is not in bed
>She's in so much trouble when you catch her
>Run outside and find the famous Sweet Apple Acres Knotty Tree
>There's a note stuck in one of the knots. It reads:
>'Good. Remembr, no polese. Or you don't get a rewrd. Now go to the kitchan.'
>Roll your eyes and go to the kitchen in the farmhouse
>You interrupt breakfast; Apple Bloom, Big Mac, and Granny are calmly eating as you search the kitchen
>"What are ya lookin' for?" asks Apple Bloom
>"Another note I bet," says Granny
>Big Mac spits out a chewed wad of pie onto the table--the note is in it
>"Eeyup," he says as he spits into a napkin
>Read the damp, faded words:
>'Last clu, slick. Find the rewrd upstairs in yur room.'
>You blink and then chastise yourself
>”Was gonna tell ya to go check under the bed first, slick,” says Granny, “but you ran outside like a bat out of Tartarus.”
Old habits, Granny.
>"Good luck," chuckles Granny as you head for the hall
>Go up the stairs; chastise yourself for forgetting . . . again
>Open the door to your room and find Applejack lying on the bed
>She's giving you bedroom eyes, and her mane is let down and resting on her shoulders
>"You did good, loverboy," she says huskily. "Now you get to taste the apple core."
Where's Apple Slice?
>The closet door creaks and you see a pair of emerald eyes peeking at you
Apple Slice, go to your room.
>She pokes her muzzle out and giggles
>"I wrote the notes, daddy."
Now. I mean it, little horse lady.
>>27494666
>Turn to Applejack and purse your lips
Why do you involve her in this? You know I tell her not to help you.
>"She can't help it if she wants to help her momma. She likes to hear my old stories about how I was courtin’ you."
Yeah, as long as you leave out the rape.
>Applejack rolls her eyes and pats the empty space next to her on the bed
>"Come to bed. I've been waiting for this. I know you have, too."
>You roll your eyes at her and start undressing
In a minute. I take it you were under the bed.
>"Me and her, sugar cube. We know you always forget to check under there."
>You do always forget to look under the bed
>You approach the bed now that you're undressed
>Applejack eyes you hungrily, but just when she's looking up at you you sigh at her
You know you don't have to do this whole ransom thing still, right? You won me over and we're married now. You don't have to get sex this way anymore.
>"Old habits die hard. Besides"--she bats your erection and eyes it as it bounces--"I know you love it."
>You smile. Old habits die hardNew episode was okay. I don't like how Applejack was portrayed though. I wouldn't say it was out of character, but it was a stretch to see the pony, who is supposed to be the most sensible of the group, doing her chores in such an inefficient way. But I do find it interesting that the workaholic in her extends beyond the farm.I'm linking a story I wrote below. It's FR in spirit. Read it; or I'll grow up with serious issues brought on from neglect.http://pastebin.com/5MEMtvUx
>>27493756
>You approach with your shirt pulled over your face.
>He still doesn't notice a thing.
>Politely tap him on the shoulder.
>He snaps his hairy neck to you.
>Or is it furry?
>Whatever, he snaps to you.
>"I already said I want hayburgers for dinner!"
>Finally he opens his eyes.
>Even through the fabric you can smell what you've just realized is horse bo.
>Nope, can't blame this guy.
"Excuse me your services are no longer required, you'll be payed back eventually, so if you would please..."
>He didn't hear a single word you just said.
>But he's paying attention to you.
>Oh yeah, he's looking you over from head to toe.
>This has happened before.
>You're ready for a struggle.
"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
>He just blinks a few times.
>Then he smiles.
>You were really hoping to just get some needed rest, guess you could handle one horny stallion, but still.
>He's doesn't pounce though.
>"You're real! Like a real human! She wasn't lying, aw yes!"
>He pumps his leg in the air.
>His breath.
>Oh lord, his breath.
>He was different alright.
>"Sorry, let me introduce myself~"
>Looks like he's trying to be suave.
>It just
>Nope.
>Interesting name though.
>"So you're like a human right?"
"Yeah?"
>"That's so sick! I mean, yeah, that's pretty cool."
>He continues to ask you questions.
>All about humans.
"Alright, listen this has been nice, but can you please get out, I'm really fucking tired and-"
>"Y-You think I'm nice!?"
>You grunt.
>"H-hey listen, I know we just met and all, I mean you don't know me from Adam!"
>He says this proudly, almost like he just told an inside-joke.
>"But would you, maybe, consider I don't know, grabbing some lunch, you know, with me?"
>...
"Yeah... That's not happening."
>"oh."
>It was about then that your patience ran out.
>As you leave, Fluttershy stops you.
>"This is so embarrassing!"
"Whatever. Just make sure he leaves."
>You look back at him.
"Whoever he is."
>"But that's just it! I can't!"
"And why is that?"
>>27495343
Ayy CC I love your shit
>>27496054
Scatfag pls go
>>27496119
I chuckled, have a pic
>>27495343
>"He's family dear. My sweet baby brother."
>You ignore her pet name.
"So?"
>She drops her fake concern.
>"He won't go, and he utterly refuses to talk about it."
"Well just kick him out, it's your house."
>"B-but I can't! He won't listen."
"Hmm."
>Suddenly you remember how tired you are.
"Aww fuck it, we'll deal with it tomorrow."
>With that, you head down the hall to Fluttershy's room.
>She gasps.
>"Are we finally going to sleep on my bed?"
"I am, you can take the couch."
>Then you slam the door in her face and hop in her bed.
>It was way more comfortable than that couch, with way less fleas as well.
>But it smelled like Fluttershy.
>Eh, it was a step up from her brother.
>Oh yeah.
>That night, you hear some sounds coming from the kitchen accompanied by some horrible singing.
>Woke up like usual.
>Pushed Fluttershy off and ate breakfast.
>But that was different.
>As you ate, the smell of decomposing semen filled the room.
>Recognize it instantly.
>Sure enough. here comes-
>"Chcha, hachichicha."
>...
>Moonwalking in, fedora securely in place
>He peeks at you to make sure your watching then stops in front of you.
>"M'lord."
>...
>Nope.
>You thought you could handle it, but you were so very wrong.
>Get up and straight to Fluttershy's room.
>She's drooling while sniffing your pillow.
>Grab her by the hair and carry her back.
>She looks around, confused.
>You point to the smelly NEET.
"Kick him out."
>She gasps.
>"How rude! Anon you know better than-"
"I will destroy your cunt sideways if you get rid of him."
>"I'm sorry. You have to go."
>Finally. Time for some.
>"Mmm, naw. I don't really feel like it."
>Fluttershy hangs her head.
"You can tell your friends we went on a date."
>She perks up.
>"Will we?"
"Only one way to find out."
>She sighs and turns to her brother.
>She begins a long speech about how much she loves him, how he's worth more than he thinks and yadayadayada, he's sniffling a little.
>"You really mean it sis?"
>>27496323
>"Of course! Just remember, I'll always be here for you."
>Finally
>He continues to cry in her shoulder.
>"Th-then, then can I stay for a little longer? I don't have anywhere else to gooooo"
>He starts sobbing again.
>"As long as you need, you're always welcome here."
>GOD DAMMIT.
>Go back to sleep.
>Don't care if you get fired.
>Couldn't bring yourself to care about anything but that horrible odor.
>Lay awake, until the door opens.
>Couldn't be bothered to lock it.
>"Hey..."
"Go away Fluttershy."
>She just joins you in bed.
>Don't care.
>She hugs you.
>Don't care.
>She undresses and violently starts riding you.
>Don't
>Care
>Be Fluttershy's brother.
>The talk you has with sis is still ringing through your head.
>It really touched you.
>So much, you actually when out for once.
>Not only that, you actually got a job!
>It wasn't anything special, but it's a start.
>It's pretty late, but your so excited, you skip home.
>She's gonna be so proud, you really need to thank her.
>The human too, for not endulging your sinful dreams...
>Finally, your home!
>Feel bad for staying still, but it'll pass.
>Sis isn't anywhere downstairs, guess she's in her room.
>Going up, you hear some strange noises.
>Almost sounds like
"Sis?"
>B-But she's screaming.
>You hurry to her room and it goes quiet for a second.
>You peak into her room
>"OH GODS YES, MORE! DON'T YOU DARE STOP YOU FILTHY ANIMAL! AHHH!"
>You're packed and gone in 5 minutes.
>Guess you'll sleep on the warm and comfortable street, because the human was
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>Authors note: This was written entirely while at my sister's placeand on her laptop.
>>27496323
>"I will destroy your cunt sideways if you get rid of him."
>"I'm sorry. You have to go."
>>27496529
Based
>>27496529
>On her laptop
ABSOLUTE BASED MADMAN!
>>27497573
Make sure she sees it friend.
>>27496133URGE TO KNOCK SHIT OVER INTENSIFIES
>>27499536
Shoo, shoo and stay shoo
Pruny bump
>>27500478I need to vent hereI saw the Episode yesterday and also saw the amount of shit it gotWhile the examples of AJ where somewhere between what and shit, the moral of the episode is quite fitting.But I guess people who never experienced work life never saw how people got blind for what they do after X amount of years.It is a meme to hate the current season isn't it
>>27500559
It's a meme to hate every season.
Just enjoy pone as much as you can and to hell with what others say.
>>27500559
It's a meme to hate everything your board is dedicated to. There is a rare time when a few of the related things is great enough to like, which is where the true memes come from, but otherwise the Internet hate machine is a place to hate your favourite thing no matter how good it is.
>>27501609
Wow, /news/ looks exactly like all that bullshit that gets posted facebook.
>Man gets bitten by snake... IN HIS DICK
>Guy was thrown out of apartment naked
>Bla bla Vape
>Gorilla gets shot after picking up a x year old boy
Some news this are...
boink
>>27501814
>not going to /pol/ for your news
plebs
What is FR listing to currently?
>>27504102
Im listening to this in the background, a fellow in a skype chat shared it. I think its nice.
>>27504469
https://youtu.be/4Wulc0enY4M
>>27473017
>>27504469
>>27504484
>>27504514
Reminder that you can delete posts.
>>27504527
Delete this.
>>27504547
>>27505259
>binoculars_at_computer.png
Bampo
>>27504547
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJtwaRWQFk8>>27504547
Touch mein dick and call me Fuhrer!
>>27501814
>>27501814
/news/ may be a circlejerk of clickbait titles , but theyre not trying to ruin it
>>27504102
The heavy breathing and slight moaning coming from outside my door.
Send help.
>>27508270
Help is on the otherside of the door Anon.
Open up.
>>27508270
Rainbo drash coming in!
BUMP-A-RUM.
thread needs more content
>>27511223Give me a prompt.
>>27511235
Twilight creates a huge extra building to magic anons dick away and keep it under control for her experiments
>>27511248
it's shit
>>27511259
So are you :^)
>>27511272
Thank you, I try my best.
>>27511248
Elaborate.
>>27511301
Twilight, reasonable as she is, thought that anon would never give his dick away for human studies.
Since her castle rooms are made out of crystal or some shit expanding them is not an option.
So she need to build an extra building to create the machinery thats necessary to remove and suspend the object of her studies without actually harming anon in the process.
But he still feels what happens to his dick.
Especially the middle of the night.
Since Twatlight can hardly keep the new building a secret she opens a broom store as cover or something.It really does sound terrible, good thing Im anon and can deny any affiliate with this
>>27511401
Holy shit.
Hold up, I've got like 2 other threads to write for as well.
>>27511235
Anon is racist towards fluttershy for being a pegasis.He only really likes unicorns.
>>27511401
I've read this prompt over twice and it still looksgood to go. I bid thee whomever writes it good tidings.
>>27511401
>remove and suspend the object of her studies without actually harming anon in the process.
>But he still feels what happens to his dick.
Why does this seem so familiar?
>>27511668"Ryu Ogura is bullied daily by three girls at his school. One day during their regular abuse, his penis is pulled off! Ryu is unharmed though, and much to the surprise of everyone involved, his penis still functions as though attached to his body!"I didn't even knew, how could I have possibly thought my idea would be original when it contains lewd and japan exist
>>27476709
Has nobody seen this?
>>27512239
The problem is too many people have seen it.
>>27512959
A coco is fine too
>>27511668
Just because it's unoriginal doesn't mean I wouldn't like to see it applied to ponies.Ah-ha! Twilight Sparkle, I should have known it was you who stole my penis!No, I'm not impressed that your research proves my penis can be attached to a mare, effectively making her a futanari.No, I don't want a demonstration.And I definitely don't want you to demonstrate on Fluttershy.It doesn't matter that it's not attached to me, I don't want my dick touching her.Are you listening to me? Get your hooves off of her back!I'm warning you Twilight, don't you dare mount Fluttershy!Don't you do it!DON'T YOU DO IT!...FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU....
>>27513760Dont please, don't put it into that hole!U-UNF!Poor spike
>>27513932
Fuckin anonymous, you made me snort beer out my nose.
>>27514135
Say it, don't spray it.
>>27513760
>Not wanting your dick to touch fluttershy
no , no , you know what i'm not even going to quote the rest cause it's all obscene , how dare you deny these things , please Anon think next time before you be such an faggot
>>27514999
>>27515690
https://youtu.be/fpzvGxMzPQg?t=22s
>>27457371
"Rarity, do you just not want to admit your friend is a sexual deviant, or?..."
>Rarity adds another cube of sugar to her tea, then stirs it with her magic.
>"Oh, I will admit it. Twilight has major issues with sexual frustration. I just don't care. Darling."
>She sips her tea.
>You grind your teeth and lean closer to her over her table.
"Well I DO! Three times now, THREE TIMES, I have been sexually assaulted by a purple pony nearly half my size and a third my weight- all because she has that FUCKING MAGIC AND I CAN'T DO SHIT TO STOP HER!"
>"Darling, please stop shouting, I'm sitting right here."
>You lean back and cross your arms.
>"Have you tried writing a letter to Princess Celestia?"
"I can't write in horse cuck runes."
>"Well then use this."
>Rarity magics a baggie out of a cabinet and over to you.
>It contains quite a bit of red powder.
"What is it?"
>Rarity waves her hoof, "A powder that temporarily negates the use of magic. I keep it for when Sweetie Belle throws one of her fits and tries to destroy her bedroom. Just sprinkle some on Twilight's horn and- POOF."
(6 fucking hours later)
>"Anoooon~ we've only just begun and I already have to use my magic? Naughty boy..."
>You try to kick Twilight away, but she simply brushes it aside with magic.
"Twilight, get the fuck out of my house! You're a psycho bitch!"
>She pins your flailing legs to the ground, "I'll be anything you want, Anon."
>She made a mistake.
>Only your legs have been pinned with magic.
>Your arms are free still.
>You reach into your pocket.
>Twilight tilts her head, "Getting protection?"
>You smirk.
"Yeah, protection. That's right."
>"Don't worry about that. I don't think you can get me pregnant. But we both know we're going to try our hardest!"
>You grab the baggie and tear it over Twilight's head.
>The red powder plumes everywhere, covering her from horn to hoof.
>>27518347
>"Anon, what the-"
"Got you, bitch!"
>Twilight stops moving.
>Her eyes grow wide and dilate.
>Her body shakes as her muscles ripple.
>She makes a gurgling noise.
>You crawl back away from her.
"Twilight? Are you okay?"
>In an instant, Twilight's muscles bulge like she's becoming some poor knockoff of the Hulk.
>"Okay?"
>Her voice has dropped a few octaves.
>She is so muscular now, her veins look like they may pop.
>Even her horn now has juicy veins pulsating across it.
>And it's still glowing with magic.
>"Okay? I feel SPECTACULAR!"
>You grab one of your throw pillows from behind you and place it in front of your chest defensively.
>"I think maybe we should get you to the hospital?"
>Twilight takes a heavy step forward and flexes her pumped-up wings.
>"Hospital comes later. First, we need a reason for you to go."
"Twilight, please!"
>She pounces.
>"COME HERE, BITCH!"
(12 fucking hours later)
>You lay in the hospital.
>Three broken ribs.
>A shattered wrist.
>Severe bruising around your neck and butt cheeks.
>Pelvis shattered beyond repair.
>And a now permanently bent penis.
>Rarity sits beside your bed, reading a magazine and smacking her gum while she twirls her mane with a hoof.
"Rarity... Why?"
>Your voice is very raspy from when Twilight tried "asphyxiation foreplay" with you.
>Rarity looks over the magazine, "Why what?"
>You swallow painfully and try to glare.
"Why did you t-tell me that powder was... Was an anti-magic th-thing?"
>She looks confused.
>"Did I? I could have sworn I said it was a magical steroid... Must have grabbed the wrong bag, darling."
>A tear rolls down your cheek.
"You bitch..."
>Rarity rolls her eyes.
>"Yeah. It's kind of my thing."
>Rainbow Dash stops eating from the food tray the nurse brought for you.
>"It really is though."
>>27518380
>asphixiation foreplay
>>27511401
Dick experiments.
Huh.
---
>You stare dispassionately at the scene before you.
>A lesser man would find such a sight horrible, perhaps even mortifying.
>You?
>You're beyond such mortal concerns.
>As you watch your flaccid penis float around a vat of green goop you're reminded of an old Chinese proverb.
>' He who gets his dick stolen by unicorns faces many challenges '
>Pretty sure Sun Tzu said that.
>You turn to the ecstatic pony beside you.
"Twilight."
>"Yes?"
"My dick's in that vat."
>"It is, yes."
"Why is my dick in that vat."
>She giggles.
>"Well I needed it for my studies so..."
"So you stole my genitals."
>"Yep!"
>You look back at the swirling green liquid.
>Every so often your cock and balls will resurface before going back under.
"I miss Earth..."
>"This isn't the best part though, because I managed to extract your DNA from it!"
>Give her a sad look.
>"So I've been playing around with your genetic code, you know, bit of splicing here, bit of megalomania there, I've been doing so much with your junk genes!"
"Fantastic."
>"Check it out!"
>Twilight flashes her horn at a nearby door.
>A pony walks out.
>...
>>27519506
>Well obviously it was spliced with your dick DNA, what the hell did you think was going to flop out of the doorway?
>The cockpony wriggles around on the floor, letting out cries of dismay every now and then.
>You glance at Twilight.
>She has a permanent grin stretched across her features.
"So uh..."
>"I am -so- going to prison for this!"
"Yeah."
>The cockpony starts crying.
>You can imagine what it looks like.
>And what it smells like.
"You're a terrible pony, Twilight, I hope you know that."
>"I'm not -that- bad."
"On the scale of badness you easily top Rainbow Dash."
>"But Rainbow Dash is terrible!"
"She is. She really, really is. Somehow, you're worse."
>Out of the door Twilight had just opened, the sound of a thousand heavy, meaty objects slapping against the ground rises in volume as an uncountable number of cockponies flood into the room, all of them rolling over each other and incapable of walking.
>All of them crying.
>A lesser man would find such things to be incomprehensibly terrible.
>But your spirit wasn't the only thing Equestria tore from you.Sweet lord the mental images.
>>27519513
Why don't we just take all the cock ponies
And push them into Canterlot castle?
>>27519596
Why don't we just take all the cock ponies
And push them intoYOUR MOM'S ANUS?
>>27519513Top kekWhat an elaborate dick joke.
>>27519996
Alright well fuck you then
And fuck Nebulus too
In fact, fuck all of you
And fuck Flutterrape
I'm going to make my own children's cartoon
Then I'll write my own erotic fanfiction about it
Except it won't be fanfiction
It will be the show
And it won't be a children's cartoon
It will be a porno
It'll just be me getting fucked by five guys
Fuck you, I'm going to eat at Five Guys.
>>27520827
You have my blessing.
Go forth, Anon.
Make us proud.
>>27521889
Holy shit this was the hottest thing I read all year.
100 out of 10!
Sweet dreams, Flutterrape.
http://pastebin.com/yVeTnmBu
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. New Lyler.
>>27523027
u[stairs window
you can't do anything right can you.
>>27523459
Harsh brah
>>27523027
Don't listen to them priest, I still love you.Psst, keep the window open, I need to get some of that boipussy
>>27523968
fuck you do
says dat boi
>>27524157
Oh shit, whaddup!
bamp
>>27523027
I'd say that you did good, but you didn't.
You did enough.
Kudos on the job done, though.
Here is a picture of a horse laying down.
You've earned it.
>>27523027
Had a healthy kek, dont know what got
>>27523459
>>27525034
so riled up
>>27526026
"Still your hair stinks like yellowquites unwashed cunt"
"And sadly I know her cunt smell to well"
>Fucking hippy ponys
>>27524157
>>27524182
>Fucking cancer memes
JUST
>>27526962
>Day trumpets in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Triple S,get dressed, breakfast, cynicism, blah blah blah.
>The sound of knocking rattles your door.
>To your surprise, it's Twilight.
>She looks tired and grumpy.
>"Anon."
"Twilight."
>She moves from the doorway, letting you see outside.
>Fluttershy seems to be slowly riding to your house by unicycle.
>Twilight sighs before yelling.
>"Oh shit, here come that boy."
"You didn't put a lot of emotion in that-"
>Fluttershy responds, the distance making it quieter than usual.
>"O-oh shit, whaddup!"
>You look at Twilight.
>Her face mirrors your disappointment.
"Why?"
>"I'm the Princess of Friendship (tm) Anon, this is my job."
"You gotta wake up at 6 in the morning on the weekend to help your friend do something like this, knowing it won't work?"
>"Yeah."
"..."
"Well shit, you have my condolences."
>Fluttershy is still a couple yards away from your porch.
>She isn't very skilled with the unicycle.
>The poor mare topples over, some frogs hopping out from her mane.
>You sigh.
>Fluttershy finishes her journey to you by crawling.
>You and Twilight watch in silence.
>"A-are cancer memes your fetish Anon?"
"No. They aren't."
>"Oh Neptune..."
>You grumble out some cruses before you slam your door shut.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
flump
P A G E T E N
>>27514999
Doing grad school work, and the term "In Loco Parentis" comes up, and a story I hadn't thought about in 3.5 years came rushing back. Man, how times flies.
Hope you're all doing well, boys.
>>27529121
We're doing just fine.
Glad to see you're doing just fine too.
Got any plans for finishing In Loco Parentis?
>>27529708
You'd have to ask Jibber about that one, bromigo.
I think it's done as well, right?
>>27528925
Kek.
Have some moar?
>>27529121
>>27529734
Look at this guy.
Good to hear you aren't dead.
>>27494666
Sweet satanic trips writefags.
It also has best poni
Goodnight good friends.
Good tidings to you all, and thank goodness you're all alive.
>>27531938
Thanks Anon
>>27530437
Still kickin', fortunately. It's been a wild couple of years, for sure. Glad to see you're still around, Priest.You're one of my favorites.But then again, I love everyone.But you're still special <3
>>27534143
>>27534143
Theseus... My old rival. We meet again.
>>27534324
...K-Kung Fu fight...?
>>27532479
What I wouldn't give to have spite anal with Twilight...Hell, I'll even be on the receiving end for her, I don't care.
>>27535440
Same.Don't know if I would receive though. Maybe suck on it. For her and her alone.
