Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.
That's the prompt that started it all. So what is thread about? It's about Anon bring human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight.
Thread Story List.
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Here we go again.
The ride must go on!
>Anon insists that physics and chemistry work the exact same way in equestria as on earth.
>Is proven wrong when it is displayed that many transition metals are extremely unstable.
>Anon owns a centuries-old coin collection from across the world.
>Anon is arrested for plotting terror and/or treason when ponies find out he's been storing several thousand megatons TNT's worth of nickel, copper, and zinc in his basement.
>>27434779
>Tries convincing ponies that the Moon orbits the Earth, and the Earth orbits the Sun
>Turns out the Discord fucked up the entire solar system and Celestia and Luna are trying to keep it all together
>>27435430
Discord is indicted and executed for breaking the lawof gravity
>>27435430
Hell, do we even know if that world is even a planet, rather than a flat plane with undefined boundaries? We already know MLP cosmology doesn't function in any way like ours given that both day and night sky can be in the same place at once, what's to say the sun and the moon aren't literally summoned and unsummoned?
>>27435654
I wouldn't be surprised with the magical nature of the world.
>>27435654
>both day and night sky can be in the same place at once
Um.... both day and night sky ARE in the same place, you just cant see the stars due to refraction
>>27435343
>>27435884
Yeah, in Equestria they can be side by side, refraction be damned.
So, I was a massive retard and posted green right as the last thread was dying. Paste is http://pastebin.com/bnVFCnPw if anyone prefers that over going back. I'm also putting some of my comments in it since I think they're important for clarity.
>>27435488
Thanks for catching that, I'll change it for the paste.
>>27436138
>I was a massive retard and posted green right as the last thread was dying.
>Implying that s not actually part of your master plan to do it on all the threads since 2 or 3 threads ago
You cant fool me f@m
You guys want a prompt? Too bad. I'm posting one anyway.
>You are Anon
>You are an Astronaut, working on the International Space Station.
>For X reason(s), the whole station and you are teleported into orbit above Equestria
>The orbit is rapidly decaying.
>You do Y to survive reentry.
>You land in or near the Everfree forest.
>>27437018
>you are Anon
>for X reasons you do Y
>Press Z to make it stop.
>>27437018
>You do Y to survive reentry
Durak, you are not doing of Y.
You are hauling of your ass to glorious Soyuz and be there hell out of.
ISS is not for reentry. Soyuz is.
>>27437137
>ISS is not for reentry. Soyuz is.
And guess where glorious Soyuz happens to be docked at all times.
>>27437154
These need pony pun names before we continue. Get on it.
>>27437171
Being a human invention, they don't really need horse puns, but that would improve the story.
>>27428505
>>27434779
"derpy, I have no idea how you could possibl-"
>suddenly, a man appears through the portal, with a Russian built rifle over his shoulder.
>he looks around the tile 1970s esque kitchen, perches down in a startled stance, and without even noticing derpy he speaks.
>"am I in earth!?"
"no- uh- this is equestria. I'm sorry you had to end up in this place- this place is unlike earth-"
>you're speaking with broken thoughts.
>"oh… so, I must've tele--- wooohaohay! Your human, I'm supposed to be the only human!"
>he eases himself, and looks down.
>calmly, he speaks.
>"oh, hey mailmare."
>DP "hiya anon!"
>LP "oh, wow you're really yorkian!"
>she cocks her head.
>"am I in the middle of a magic thing?"
>you think of a way to explain to this anon how he got here.
"so- you play the first half life game?"
>"yeah, obviously."
"that- but- instead of trying to analyze something…. Derpy… made breakfast."
>LP "that's got to be some kind of record."
>you sit and wait for the plot to forward for a moment.
>you get an idea, and break the silence with a response.
"yeah, probably- here. I'm Tsar Anon the Inventive; let me show you around Cykablyatovia. The princesses best and foremost technologically advanced colony."
>>27437667
>LP "you mean; wait- where is this place? Is this the valley of abundance?"
"no, this is Cykablyatovia- in the undiscovered west."
>LP "must be time travel then. I'm from the past probably- I was a human that was placed here~ and when I told twilight that we had sky scrapers, she wasn't having it.
>twilight
"no- this has to be a dimensional thing- because, twilight sparkle and her assistant are on her way here now."
>LP "Woah, strange."
>as your walking out the door. Another man walks through the portal- this anon seems to be a little more silvery than the two present.
>CA "DISCORD! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQREWING WITH-"
>he pauses, and looks at us- he eye's the Mosin over the other anon's shoulder, and two plasma blades manifests from his arms.
>you pull your 9mm and point it.
>"you notice what you're doing, realize that this is pointless, and put down your weapons."
"oh, hey pinkie." you say, turing to pinkie pie
>you and the other anon put away their weapons almost instantly.
>"Im pinkie pie! Im sure you're from a strange alternate universe! And I'm glad that you could make it to our little hobble of a universe!"
"how flattering. Let's show you guy's the city.
>the other anon hasn't even said a word, and you guys walk out the door and start a tour around Cykablyatovia
These links are down, any idea what happened?
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>>27435654
From my thinking, all of it is fake; the sky, the stars, etc. It is either made that way either from magic itself, or by some being.
All of the aspects of our solar system and astrology or whatever is hidden by magical barrier.
>>27437922
I dunno, but Droid's still works, haven't tried Idea yet
>>27437770
>That second half
I don't really get what happened here, could you explain?
>>27438008
Cyberpunk anon comes through portal
he calls out for discord, because he believe's the portal is a portal to discord's domain.
he see's LP anon with a rifle, and he see's a threat
by instinct, anon pulls his 9mm
then pinkie pipes in and basically jedi-mind tricks people to stop the standoff
then he egoes to show anon around the city
i dont know- but it's fucking great.
>>27438120
I see, makes sense. Now get writing! I need more of this.
Bump for glorious conquest of Cykablyatovia
>>27437770
___
>you point to your left
"that's the /mu/ district, that's where we get our albums, most of them from earth, my favorite is that shop there."
>you do a half step pointing to the shop that sells all the classic rock albums from the 60s
>the anon with the rifle winces at the suggestion of earth.
>probably from earth.
>he's going to shit himself when you tell him that there's a portal to earth here.
>you continue your tour.
"club penguin is in the /b/ district, over there."
>LP "this is a pretty big city."
"for you."
>you instantly snap back.
>LP "so you're an ebin shitposter, eh?"
"yeah, what about it?"
>he just smiles.
"I wanna go see the new model of Kalashnikov, so I'm going to the /k/ district."
>you take a button off of your cardigan, its quite hot outside.
>or is that the /k/ district working full speed ahead?
>you heard that some ponies shave their fur because of how hot it is in the factories here.
>gotta get some regulations on that ASAP.
"so, we manufacture our weapon's of war enhouse, from our 20mm shells to our 500 kiloton nukes."
>LP "FUCKING WHAT!"
"yeah, magically synthesized matter, took a solid 3000 uni's to get a kilo of that- thank god I got the support of the princesses."
>LP "what the- jesus christ man. I hope you don't have full power over where those bombs drop."
"they're not bombs, anon- they're missiles"
>CA "missles!"
"He speaks! Im tsar anon the inventor, nice to meet you!"
>you check your watch
"we must cut this short. We can listen to abbey road and my nuclear program later. We must meet twilight and her assistant at the train station!"
actual spoilerTwo of these anon's are going to shit themselves when they see their universe's version of their waifus.
>>27439288
interest intensifying
>>27439383
>>27439408
gonna pick up writing a bit more when it becomes night. right now i'm enjoying the sunset with a side of intoxication up in my shitposting tree.
>>27439540
Damn, it's like midnight for me. Gonna pick this up in the morning I guess.
>>27434779
Are some of the inactive stories finished?
I really would like to read some finished stuff.
>>27436138
>You really needed that computer to go offline.
Why just not disable "0_CPU" ?
What would you all like to see next from me? An update to my primary story or something like what My Idea is doing?
>>27443569
tell us why people should not trust the smile of a Jedi,
guy named Anakin trusted that smile and his life turned out not so great.
>>27443569
The latter please
From the last thread with love
>>27443752
This
>>27443910
From the last bread, with memes >>27422941
>>27443910
>>27444282
Fug, didnt notice the added dialogue in time
Next time anon...next time....
Now check my numbers
>>27444369
>69
>>27443363
He has limited access. Anon prime has the admin privileges.
>>27444411
Cannot put my shame into words famalam
C-checked
>>27435654
Yes. We have been shown on a few occasions representations of their system, some of them contradictory. Tapestries and stained glass windows in the palace, the banners in ponyville town hall, and the globes in the school house all present their world as a planet. We have also seen numerous depictions of there being other planets in their system.
>>27443932
>>27443752
>>27443569
Hurry up and get writing!
>>27444530
It's just not your day
>>27444444
gotta get done fapping and then i'll get on writing.
>>27439288
>through the gate, you take a electronically powered cart to the train station.
>twilight is sitting outside and next to her is her assistant Moondancer.
>LP "I- holy shit; this /is/ definitely a parallel universe, that's my wife from the other universe."
>he points at moon dancer
"that's gotta be trippy as hell to see."
>LP "you're telling me."
"Twilight! Welcome back! We, erm- have a problem!"
>TS "yeah, I know- its pretty obvious that Cyka is under attack."
"wait, what"
>you turn around.
>there's smoke and gunfire, and dark green lasers coming from the city square.
>you and the other two anons and twilight say nearly at the same time.
"Changelings."
>you run towards the gate to the country.
>you push in the override, and you're let back into cykablyatovia.
>but your visit is short lived- as you see a group of battle droids from those god awful star-wars prequels back in the early two thousands.
>you turn to the other anons to try to explain the situation.
"uhh. Hey, you ever seen star wars, by chance?"
>LP "only the prequels"
>you almost slap him.
"that's oddly helpful. There's battledroids attacking the city."
>LP "wait, what?"
"yeah~ we're getting closer and closer to half life by the moment!"
>>27446667
>Godawful
Yeah, the movies might have been bad, but TCW and ROTS were pretty good.
>>27446667
>you turn and look at twilight and moondancer.
>you throw your hands out to the side
"welp… To the stock-house!"
>you guys get on the train and head towards the south cykan military base.
>on the train- you get a good look at the silent anon.
>he looks like he's wearing colored contacts, and he has a satchel of black matter.
>you just had an epiphany.
"are you a cyborg?"
>he looks at you, his eyes visibly focusing.
>CA "a bit."
>you think about the situation at hand. And you look back at him.
"that's really helpful, actually, what can you do?"
>CA "muscles, eyes, and communication with computer based technology, and some programmable matter."
"sweet."
>you pick up your cell phone.
>LP "how do you have cell phones?"
"magically synthesized silicon processors based off of human text books."
>LP "sellout."
"your loss."
>you turn to speed dial, you sent Derpy off to the south compound shortly after you guys left to go see Cykablyatovia.
>DP "yeah, tsar!"
"we need video feed on head entity of the invading force. Move all troops out of city- give it to them. Switch to explosives rounds; oh, and try an EMP- see what that does… can I get some chai tea on arrival by the way?"
>DP "yeah, no problem, video feed will be provided on arrival!"
"thanks Derpy."
>LP "you're really efficient… what were you back on earth?"
"starving grad student."
>>27446765
I haven't read your main story so I wouldn't know, but your Anon seems a bit like a Mary Sue. How did he get all of these WMDS? He just casually had nukes and emps lying around?
>>27446943
they're magically synthesized based off of human textbooks and pony alchemy so he didn't have to look for actual uranium, they just magicked it together. also, he was an engineer grad student back on earth- if that helps.
>>27446943
From Iraq.
>>27446943
in addition, the normal story is mosltly SoL and this takes place quite a time after he gets a colony running.
>>27446765
is this the pseudo /war/ thread? this is pretty great if it is.
>>27446765
>you get to the station, and you're provided with some chai, some ice cream- chilled the old fashioned way.
>you're led to a room full of screens. And you all sit down to watch footage, football team style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjoRavgGqAI
>LP "wow, he's like if a ruskie became a sith."
"yeah, and he's using a blaster."
>CA "maybe he was a captain or something- that would explain the regalia."
"probably."
>you watch the destruction of the green square to the sound of Abbey Road.
"wait, wait wait right there for a second."
>DP "yeah?"
"zoom in on that arm-band!"
>she complies, and zooms in.
>a pixelated Pic Related shows up.
>TS "I know what that is! That's - that's trixie's cutie mark!"
>one of the anons looks at you, and smiles slyly.
>LP "hey, maybe… we found his wife from his dimension."
"well. Where does she live?"
>TS "everywhere, mostly."
"hey, derpy, what do you know abo-"
>DP "Shes got a show in ponyville tonight! Can I go?!"
"uh, yeah- yeah we can go."
"hope the pony likes to play hostage."
>LP "that's really stalin of you, I hope you at least ask…"
"y-yeah, of course- let's go."
>>27447026
>Your plan
You wouldn't dare, you sick bastard
>>27447050
>>27447087
this might help you.
>>27447026
>Noticing he's being watched, Droid flips off the camera, and moments later the anons hear something
>There's a loud boom, and the roof to the building is all but destroyed
>What they see shocks them
>Riding high in the sky is what one could only describe as a giant metal peanut
>They all sit there for a moment, observing the behemoth
>The screams of the ponies outside fills their ears as explosions flood the city
>Suddenly, the ship bursts into a ball of flame, before beginning it's descent to the ground
>In its place arrive three more ships at least four times the size of that one
>The bombardment stops, but not before picking back up
>The group runs outside to combat the threat, weapons drawn
>What they see is not what they imagined
>Large, red pods of some sort litter the city streets
>One lands right in front of them
>In less than a second it pops open, and three ginormous men in power armor scurry out
>They look around for a moment, but when they see the protagonists they react
>"By the Emperor, heretics! Purge them and the xenon scum they ally themselves with!"
>Not even Cyberpunk Anon can react before they raise they are blown to pieces by their enemies' bolter rifles
>Once the smoke settles, the space marines speak
>"Gah, I can't believe they would ally themselves with such a pitiful race. Continue on with the exterminatus, find the Tau army we came here for."
>"But of course, my battle brother. Let's move! For the Emperor!"
This isn't how I intend on writing my version of this silly little prompt, but if you want me to continue I shall.
>>27447439
>before they raise
Ignore that little bit, typo b/c typing on mobile data. Should have PC and proper Internet access set up in like a week.
>>27447439
>Spess muhreens out of nowhere
>By the guy writing a Stat Wars crossover
Holy shit I didn't see that coming, continue
>>27447439
Battle droids are about to get fucked hard
>>27447439
You cheeky bastard, I giggled a bit at that.
>>27447439
i wanna see how you'd actually write it, but i saved this because of how off guard i was to this.
>>27447439
>Droid is now Equestria's last Stand against the oncoming exterminatus
>His army is already crippled
How will he make his last Stand? Will the princesses help him?
>>27447921
>>27447026
>the train to ponyville was uneventful, sans your country being overwhelmed by beige CGI looking motherfuckers.
>you recently dropped the needle on your copy of Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band, and you're doing pretty groovy despite the invasion.
>TS "okay, this is the place- her caravan is right over yonder."
>you break the silence
"do we need to bag her or is bribing-"
>LP "ANON! jesus!"
"fine, fine."
>you all walk to the caravan and look around for the pony in question.
>after a bit of sitting around, she comes from town holding a basket.
>you jump up.
"Ah! Hello, trixie! I'm tsar anon-"
>TX "tsar anon the inventive, I know- I've heard much about you, are you here for my show!?"
>she starts darting her eyes around, rushing to pick up what looks like a pinecone and a couple of glass cups and some a couple of odds and ends as well, off of the floor.
>TX "I'll make dinner fit for royalty- stay right there!"
>wow, she really likes you. I hope this is as easy as you think this is going to be.
"Would you like to help us free Cykablyatovia from an invasion?"
>she pokes her head out and looks at you, her hat is off now.
>TX "say what?"
"I'll fill you in if you help me." you say, waving your hand around
>>27447983
>No servants of the Emperor
>>>/out/Just kidding, continue on
Bump for unconventional exterminatus. I wonder why they aren't doing it in a regular fashion, and why they're landing troops rather than bombarding the planet...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zwm9dh9GPS
Existentialist alert bump
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>>27447439
>Observing the battlefield, you're only filled with dread
>Everything was going accordingly, the city was nearly yours
>Then those damn things blew up your ship
>The Challenger!
>They tossed it aside like nothing, and began a counterattack
>"Sir, we're getting reports of incoming enemy ground forces with no signs of being slowed down by our troops."
"Ugh, send in the droideka units, I want you to stop their advance at all costs."
>"Of course sir, right away."
>The commander droid steps away to perform the task
>Explosions can be seen at the very top of that hill
>Maybe you could get a look at what you're up against?
>You pull up your electrobinoculars, and take in your surroundings.
"The path is clear brothers, let's take the fight to the enemy!"
>Your unit charges over the hill, and down into the field
>You're met with some form of laser fire from down the hill
>Wait, what are those?
>By the Emperor, these aren't Tau...
"By all that is holy, what are those!? I thought we were facing Tau!"
>"Stay vigilant, Brother! We can't lay down our arms because of a new threat! It has to be why they called the exterminatus!"
"I still don't understand why they couldn't just bombard the planet as per usual. Sending in troops doesn't make sense for an extrrminatus."
>"I wasn't fortunate enough to receive the information, so I can't say. Now, let's get in there, charge!"
Kinda rushed, at work typing this
>>27451329
So we abandoning the cisanon for a new thing or is it still a thing?
>>27451613
No, this is a mini project, like what idea is doing. Just for shits and giggles
>>27447439
>>27451329
Holy fuck my sides
>>27451329
>You can't believe what you're seeing
>Peering through your binoculars, you see giant hulks of men tearing through your troops like a hot knife through butter, inching closer and closer to your position
>Your droids are no match for these things
>"Sir, our troops are failing to keep their positions. At this rate, we'll be overrun in less than five minutes."
"Are you kidding me?! What happened to the destroyers?"
>"I'm sorry General, but it appears that the destroyers became the destroyed. We're running out of options."
>You're about to have this droid scrapped with the way he's talking
"You shut your goddamned mouth before I do it for you. I have one last idea. Send in the crab droids, and back them up with HMP units. If all else fails they should prove to be a good distraction for the enemy."
>"But sir, droids don't have mo-"
"Do you WANT to be scrapped?"
>"No, sir. That would be quite unpleasant."
"Then I suggest you knock it off. I want those droids sent in."
>"Roger roger."
>The droid walks towards the command terminal once more, doing the same as before
>A few moments pass before you hear the sound of your droids advancing
"Commander, over here."
>The droid returns to your side
"Prep my ship, I want to be able to get out of here if things start going south."
>It replies in that familiar, robotic tone
>"Roger roger, sir. I calculate a five minute window for the ship's preparation."
"Yeah yeah, I hear you. Get to work."
>He drones off a third time
>After half a minute, you hear the droids you called for rush into battle
>The orange death machines charge their enemy with no fear
>The red menace see this and begin to retaliate, their explosive rounds dealing heavy damage to any and all droids caught within their blast
>It's amazing how somebody can make slugthrowers that aren't completely useless
>One of your crab droids reaches them, and overpowers one of their men, tearing him to pieces with its powerful forelegs
>>27453782
More space marine POV later, going to try and keep from dragging this on for too much longer, and get back to the main story.
>>27453782
>>27453786
I love the droids in your stories, even if you don't use them a whole lot. Keep writing man.
Thred is ded today. Well, besides DroidAnon. Everyone else doesn't seem to post as much tbqhfam
>>27454714
Calm before the storm, anon.At least that's what I want to believe.
Fuck off with this warhammer shit, I need my CIS fix
>>27455290
Nah, the Emprah will destroy all the sith chaos loving scum. BURN THE HERITIC!
>>27455290
>>27455290
>>27434779
giant robot bump
>>27456386
ftfy
>>27456386
>Not posting superior Battletech Mechs
Shaking my head
>>27456430
We /mecha/ now?
>>27457189
No just giving inspiration for a weebanon making magic super Gundams. Or Mechwarriors that also works.
Dropping this off before bed. Don't worry, it will be a good amount of time before this comes into play.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10304639
>>27457233
>Dinosaurs in Equestria
I need some hot dinosaur on pony action in my life.
>>27457233
You should have added more options to the poll.
Nazinon brings zyklon b to Equestria
Another SW fic or something
Mad scientist Anon
Etc etc
>>27457219
I want Battletech goddamn it!
>>27457430
>>27457415
Whoops, meant for >>27457233
>>27457233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc
Mountain King Anon is awakened from cryo-stasis like a balrog when earth ponies delve too greedily and too deep.
>>27457219
I think you mean "Battlemechs", anon...
>>27457678
Bitch get your pleb ass out. MechWarrior for life!
>>27457702
The Mechs in Mechwarrior are called Battlemechs you dumb cuck
*Insert let ebin glimglam popcorn meme*
bump from 9
>>27447983
>Trixie looks around at the caravan of un-setup props and stages.
>TX "I have a show to run, I don't think I can help anyway."
"I can pay you enough money to retire happily at what, 25? How old to ponies get anyway?"
>TX "im 30."
"riiight, and im royalty, wait- uhh, disregard that."
>TX "I really need to get back to this, but; you're welcome for dinner if you like pine!"
"naw, I'm good. Okay get the bag."
>the all look at you.
"kidding!"
>you look back at her.
"literally hundreds of pounds of bits"
>you two go back and fourth like this for a while before she breaks down and comes on the train.
>TX "A HOSTAGE!"
"an actor!"
>TX "LITERALLY PUTTING A KNIFE TO MY THROGHT!"
"it's fake!"
>Daft Punk's Random Access Memories aren't going to make this train ride any more groovy.
>>27458521
Guess what you fucked up... again...
>>27458536
>>27456434
my nigga
>>27455801
Why you thinken 'bout writin' a story 'bout weak lil' humies? Orks 'ave the best WAAAAGH's 'round, write a story 'bout us! Give 'em a couple shooty fings an a couple o' those choppy things an' your all set!
>>27459890
Now I'm thinking of Orcs discovering equestria and going soft when they discoverthey really like cuddling ponies.
>>27459914
Something like this?
>>27460028
Of course this exists.
>>27457340
Agreed.
Dinonon seems like the most unique/original option. I could see you doing orks as a short story but not a full fledged greenfield.
Choose whichever you like, though. Just because one option wins, you don't have to do it. Author has final say.
>>27460086
Greenfic, damn autocorrect.
Didn't found an appropriate thread but this feels like semi-related.
How would ponies react to some of the human vidya?
Obviously, not just some big titles like Silent Hill and Starcraft, but some of the less known, like picrelated.It's "Perimeter", old russian RTS with some mind-fucking plot.
>>27460293
You should create a new thread for that, unless you are talking about the general concept of vidya.
The show doesn't depict that much form of entertainment, so that give a large margin for head-cannons.
- No much entertainment because ponies are always busy working / doing chores : they would be concerned by how much time/resource/technology humans waste on something ultimately useless.
- No much entertainment because primitive technology : video game would be a big hit as they finally have games more interesting than cards/sports.
>>27460445
Didn't they have arcade machines?
>>27456434
>Not posting the original and best weeaboo bricks
Mech-sized waifus are also a bonus of Macross. I'd show a Meltlan-sized pone my culture, if you know what I mean.
>>27460545
WHY DO JAPANESE LOVE DRAWING ELVES SO MUCH
THEY ARE ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS THAT DESERVE TOTAL EXTERMINATION
>>27460577
Elf pones when
>>27460585
>Unicorns
>>27460585
Reindeers?
>>27460455
We saw it once, for a few seconds, only played by foals, and with no view of what was actually on the "screen".
If it fit your story, you can declare that they were pachinko machine with a joystick (making them a bit closer to a flipper) and that it's not something considered appropriate for mature ponies.
>>27460597
>magic faggots
>>27460604
>forest hippie faggots
Yep, elves alright.
So, if those are elf ponies, what would count as dorf ponies?
>>27460639
Earth Ponies.
Or maybe Yaks.
>>27460689
>Yaks
>bigger than ponies
>dwarves
>bigger than humans/elves
Surely you jestin'.
>>27460697
I was more focusing on the "strong / irritable / hairy" aspect.
>>27456434
Mighty Battle Dildo reporting in
>>27461264
SO.
We gonna continue making meta combination stories that no newfag is going to understand, or are we gonna continue writing actual content?
i hope real or this thread have gone to shit
Boop
>>27457233
Holy SHIT the idea of an ODST landing in Equestria sounds really appealing to me. The dinosaur option is neat too, but damn it there aren't enough Halo crossovers out there
>>27409088
Unless I'm the person you were referring to, although I've nerve gone by that other name, he's not around, as far as I know.
>>27463960
You make good green
It's like fine wine
Takes a while to make but damnit its good
>>27464538
Thank you.
>>27458521
>a couple of hours later you are nearing the cykan border.
>its about seven o'clock right now and the dusk is beginning to take hold.
>along with that is a brisk northern wind coming from the crystal empire.
>you're cardigan wasn't doing anything for you so you put on a nice bomber jacket and walk out of the train.
"hey, derpy, drop the needle on the rolling stones' 'symphony for the devil' and turn the external speakers all the way up, when I give cue."
>LP "you have external speakers, why?"
>Derpy ends this conversation before it begins by loudly announcing-
>DP "Yes sir!"
>she scurries off to find the nearest copy of the thing.
"okay, trixie, we're going to need you now."
>trixie starts to protest, but decides that its best that she stay quiet for this.
>she must see the dollar signs in this.
>she walks over to you, finishing her complementary imported oatmeal on the way over.
>you pull out your 9mm and fire off a shot.
>the droids mumbling around the gate starts firing blasters at you, but twilight puts up a barrier around the group.
>the lasers harmlessly bounce away.
>they keep firing until they realize that their efforts are futile and put their weapons down, and instead call for their commander.
>good, all to plan so far.
>the man in the Russian trench coat with that gnarly-ass collar comes out the gate, slapping around the droids as he passes.
"hey, twilight, you feel any power coming from him?"
>TS "yeah, a bit, but I wouldn't thi-"
"son of a bitch we've got a sith."
>LP "son of a bitch indeed."
"hey, Cyborg, can you mimic things with that matter? It's programmable, right?"
>CA "yeah, it is, what do you"
"make me a lightsaber, look at that tube around his waist, and copy it."
>CA "give me a moment."
>>27465670
>he starts fucking around with the matter, it molding into a couple of shapes.
>you look back, and he's still bitching at the droids, a couple of droidekas come out of the gate, and he points at you and the group.
>they start firing with some real crazy precision, before he actually looks over.
>you could feel his heart sink.
>you and the other anon had rifles to her head.
>instead of telling the droidekas to stop, he pushes them out of the way with the force, and uses his red lightsaber to saw them in half, with aggression you can only describe as desperate.
>booya, baby!
>LP "oh shit, he's coming right for us!"
>CA "here, this should work."
>he hands you a nondescript tube with a button on it.
>at a push, it fires open into a white beam of light ending in about 3 feet.
>it's basic, but it'll work, hopefully.
>okay, now, the sith.
>you put on your best dominating voice you can muster, and shout at intimidating as possible.
>let's pull a Tsar, shall we?
"WE HAVE YOUR SIGNIFIGANT OTHER!"
>DA "I KNOW! GIVE HER THE FUCK HERE RIGHT NOW AND I-"
"AND YOU'LL WHAT? NOT KILL US? NO NO NO, THAT'S NOT HOW NEGOTIATIONS WORK!"
>DA " I WILL FU-"
>you grab trixies hair and pull on it, pressing the handgun to her eye.
"WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT, IM SEEING RED RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT JUST ACCADENTALLY PULL THE TRIGGER!"
>DA "YOU WOULDN'T"
"REALLY NOW, WOULD YOU HESITATE! THINK ABOUT THAT- I DON'T CARE FOR HER, WHICH MEANS ONE THING!"
>you fire off a shot in-between her hooves, and she starts screaming, tears are streaming down her face and onto the floor, the other people in the group are noticeably uncomfortable.
"WHO CARES IF SHE DIES HERE? ME, YOU'D BE A FUCKING LUNATIC TO THINK THAT."
>you fire off another shot. She announces that she wants her mommy.
"AND YOU'RE NO LUNATIC, ARE YOU?"
>>27465679
>he looks furious, he puts up his hand to try and force choke you, but nothing happens.
>you start laughing, you put on the most crazy look you can muster and look back.
"I WANT ALL THE DROIDS TO KILL THEMSELVES."
____
>you're speechless.
>you're staring down a man in a bomber jacket holding a slugger to your love.
>you know your choices, either let this one opportunity for her to be in your life slip.
>or give up the most technologically sound, and rich city in equestria.
>you know your real choice.
>you turn towards your droids.
"self destruct. Override 7…2…6…7-a."
>"rodger rodger!"
>you hear a bunch of blasters go off at the same time, and you listen to your personal platoon commit suicide.
"LET HER GO!"
>he lets her go, and pushes her towards you, through the force-field.
>you squat down and wait for her to run towards your arms.
>you knew your mistake.
>she's not from your world.
>but there has to be a memory spell of some sort.
>you pull her over via the force and you tell her to stay.
>she's far too panicked to do anything.
>the forcefield comes down.
>good thing they said nothing about you.
>you pull on your lightsaber.
>you're leaving a corpse today.
>>27465688
Well fuck me in the alps.
>>27465688
>okay, now for you're LARPing skills.
>you intentionally left him out of the bargain.
>nobody takes the motherland without taking a blade to the neck.
"OKAY DERPY!"
>…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
>this isn't-
>oh whatever, this is even better.
>you draw your blade, and start walking towards him.
>he draws his blade, and starts swinging like it’s a stick.
>tsk. tsk.
>your LARP style was always reminiscent of a dance.
>plus there was that one summer you learned how to do all the moves from the original dark souls.
>nobody ever sees it coming when you start rolling.
>you roll left, and get back up, swinging at the neck.
>blocked, he goes for the legs, you dive backwards and do a trick strike.
>you swing for the head, but as he goes to block it, you switch to a chest strike
>its barely blocked, and leaves a sear on his coat.
>he tried to push you back, but he cant, because you reflexively swing for his left hand, and chop it off at the forearm.
>Then your roll in for a stab, but it doesn't connect, he dodges to the side.
>he grasps his hand where it used to be, shouting loudly.
>he swings for your chest, and you dive backward.
>you don't complete your roll.
>he gets over you, and you roll to the side, it clashes with your right arm, marking a sear on your cardigan.
>he's playing for keeps.
>>27465893
>the track changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQH8ZTgna3Q
>this has to be a mixtape, you note.
>you stand up, and start swinging quickly and inconcisley, moving his blade out of the way of blocking his chest.
>he's stepping back in order to not be hit with your blade.
>he tries swinging at your face, but a magical charge hits him in the face, searing the right side.
>his stub goes up to his face, trying to grab it.
>he swings again, only to be shot with a rifle.
>he tries blocking, but he gets shot with a weak magical charge from the back.
>he's being hit from all sides.
>you note a tear coming from his right side.
>he tries one last swing at your chest.
>reflexivley, your blade clashes with his and you kick his leg out from under him.
>he falls to the floor, and he is struggling to get back up.
>he starts scooting backward.
>he tries to block his face from another rifle round, but you bring your blade down on his other arm, cutting off at the shoulder, making him armless.
>he's covering his face with his other hand.
>you bring your blade to his face.
>you pick up his blade, and throw it at the cyborg.
>he catches it.
>he tries to kick you, but his leg instead cuts itself in half off your lightsaber.
>you then cut off the useless limb.
>you turn off the lightsaber, and it turns to its original state and flies back to its original holder.
>you silently turn away and walk back to the group.
>they're speechless. You turn towards the cyborg.
You simply state "get him a robotic leg and get him to prison."
>he runs towards the sith in an act of mercy
>>27463960
That was a calling for you and your green, I like it a lot and was wondering about it so why not make a writefag call ritual
Kimi Raikkonen was just a reference, he s a F1 driver that has the 'ice man' nickname because he never smiles, not even when he win races
Oh well, finland loses again
>>27465905
fuck. just fuck.
>>27465905
Could've been better, but still mildly entertaining. Odd how easily Droid was cucked
>>27465905
>>27466006
its my understanding that he's been a sith for all of 6 months, and certainly not a deulist. even is tsaranon's larp shit is unstructured its still more than what droid had, which was the force, and he kind of stopped that in its tracks.
>>27465905
>Droids shooting themselves rather than detonating
>DA taking the obvious bait
>DA getting his ass beat by a LARP'ing russkie
>DA using the force when he has little to no knowledge of it
>Droids not taking the city by the time the cast gets all the way to Ponyville and back
Could have used some improvement tee been aich
>>27466065
>he said 'kill themselves'.
>DA was pretty emotional at the time, realize that he believed it was this or get shot.
>when has DA ever been in a real lightsaber battle?
>even rai was capable of force pulling with literally no knowledge of the force.
>he did take the city.
>>27439540
Come back when you learn how to talk, retard.
>>27460639
Nobody knows, as true dorfs never leave the underground
>>27466099
to add, it's my understanding that he just /has/ a lightsaber, at least Tsaranon has been in close quarter combat with blades, even when i wrote him, he didn't even use a blade, he just had one, and he used a blaster he grabbed from a droid. also realised it wasn't just Tsaranon in on this either, he got ganked by twilight, trixie, and LP.
Okay, not gonna make a poll for this, just going to ask. Does anyone want me to finish this silly little w40k thing I'm writing or get back into the main CIS story?
>>27466139
you read MIOaGT's last couple of green slides right?
>>27465912
Oh, well, glad you liked it. Yeah, I immediately Googled that when I realized it might just be a name of a real person.
okay, was going to take LP to earth real quick and then throw the anon's back to their universes, then get back to the main green.
also as a disclaimer; i will never write tsaranon this mary sue in the main story, i realize how unrealistically powerful TA was. for me, this side-story was remedial, help me get creative again. this is not canon, this will never be canon; cheers!
>>27466179
I have, not gonna necessarily shit on them like some people. No opinions.Unless you actually want them. No mercy shall be shown should this happen.
>>27466229
You know what to do
:^)
>>27466229
i have no emotional connection with this green. it was like comfort food, fattening- only made to feel good. so feel free to roast it!
Non-special bump
>>27465912
>there are ppl living who does not know who is Kimi
I feel European...
bumpnigga
>>27466242
>>27466274
>>27466470
>DA taking the offer
I probably haven't expressed this well enough, but he's trying to put Trixie behind him, even if he's done a poor job at it.
>Droids giving up and calling quits
Gonna sperg a bit here, but if you've seen TCW or the movies, especially in ep 1, the droids just keep shooting the shield until they themselves march through it. Something like this would have happened here to be honest.
He also has air support if he really wanted it. TA just seemed to be in a lose-lose situation here. This makes DA seem like a mary-sue, which he might be to a degree, but I intend on fixing that in my story, given time.
>Rodger Rodger
*Roger Roger
>The main characters somehow made it past the attackers and into Equestria
This puzzles me
>DA pulling Trixie with the force and being a bit of a cunt towards her
If DA still wanted her, he wouldn't have done that to her, he probably would have waited for her to approach before trying to embrace her or something
>Droids self destruction by blaster
First of all DA doesn't really seem like the kind of person to just leave himself defenseless like that, even if he wanted Trixie. With his army, he could have easily rushed their position and took her for himself. Besides, if TA killed her, he'd probably be in some deep shit with everybody there, not just DA.
Some droids can function without their heads so self destruction in that manner really just seems inefficient. Detonation would have been better, though DA would have to get some distance from the droids.
>Accept his offer or get shot
TA's bullet wouldn't have gone through the shield. They'd have to lower it which in turn would allow DA to fucked their shit.
>DA slicing up his droids
He's a sith but he's not Kylo Ren
I could keep going on, but I feel this should be enough. Keep writing though, I'd like to see more from you, just improve your punctuation and capitalization and your story would be much better
>>27457233
Seems like ODST and Dinosaur gene scientist Anon are tied, I'll check this before I get to bed tonight to see if anything changes
>>27468946
What if nothing changes?
>>27469546
I'll choose one, and write the other after that.
>>27468946
If dubs Anon has to fuck moonhorse at some point or another in your story.
>>27469718
seconded
>>27469718
>>27469746
You anons and your mind-reading powers.
Er.. I mean.. nothing. Absolutely nothing.
>>27434779
Why do you think earth physical laws aren't led by alicorns? You can't just see them.
>>27469782
Get back to SI you fucking nigger, his circuits are jamming up. The
>>27469956
Wow hostility
>>27469956
FI? Don't worry, that'll be coming up. I just need to get my writing juices going.
street bump.
>>27396490
>They're moving
>That's good
>It's time to take this baby for a test drive
>It takes a couple minutes, but the guests finally make it into the main hangar
>From the hangar control center, you can see that most of them are staying in the center
>You turn on the intercom with the flip of a switch
"Welcome to The Challenger, everybody. I'd like for all political guests to head to the elevators on the right side of the hangar, which will take you to our main observation deck. There will be an escort of droids to show you the way momentarily."
>You flip the intercom into standby and head towards the elevator behind you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-sE94bnl4
>Who the hell chose these elevator songs?
>Granted, these are usually bad, but man
>Someone's getting scrapped for this
>You make it to the observation deck as your elevator arrives at the uppermost platform
>The visitors are already there, gazing through the large glass windows
>They're talking too loudly for any of them to hear you talk
>You pull up your wrist, and turn it into mode MDS-52
>It's connected to both the main hangar and this room
"Quiet in the observation chamber, please."
>Your microphone drowns out their talking, allowing you to speak
>They settle down anyway, and look towards you
>>27470767
"Alright then. Now, you might be wondering why I decided to let you inside my ship. Earlier, I mentioned a couple things. These included global defense, as well as space travel. Rather than spoonfeed you, I'm going to let you all figure out which one I'm showing you today."
>You send a mini-transmission to FI, and the rest of the bridge crew, signalling for them to take the ship to the stars
"Now, the ship is going to shake a bit, but stay calm. I promise you're going to enjoy what's about to happen."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MBHUENFMtU
>The ship's engines go to work, sending the ship into the sky
>There's an initial gasp in the crowd, but they simmer down quickly, taking in the scale of what they're seeing
>Their ominous buzz most sound terrifying at a distance
>Various droid fighters circle around the ship in intricate formations
>Mere minutes into the flight, and you're already about to exit the atmosphere
>The talking in the crowd below is starting to pick up
>You'll let them have this moment to themselves
>Activating your communicator, you put FI on the line
"FI, get the crew to put more power to the engines, make this dramatic."
>"Of course, as you wish, sir."
>You turn it off, and look towards the window
>The sound of the engines only adds to the badassery of this moment
>Through your communicator, you can hear the cheering from the main hangar
>They must be enjoying the hell out of this
>>27470809
>Oh, wait!
>You forgot something!
>You switch your multitool back to MDS-52
"One last thing to know, as we enter space and leave the planet, some of you might experience light nausea or heada-"
>Before you can finish speaking, several of them empty their stomachs on the floor
>The sight causes others to follow suite, until a good portion of your guests dirty the floor with fluids
>You can only assume this is happening in the hangar as well
>You hurriedly turn your communicator back on, alerting FI
"FI, we need medical and sanitary crews to the observation deck and the hangar, we've had an accident."
>"Ah, I'd be laughing if it weren't for the fact that I cannot feel. I assume that they have experienced atmospheric sickness?"
"What do you think? Just get me those droids!"
>"Fine, fine. They will be there momentarily."
>The communicator turns off, and you shift your attention back to the politicians
>They have moved to another part of the deck, but seem to have recovered from their 'accidents'
>All of them have their eyes glued to the windows however, with their mouths agape
>You haven't realized that you've entered space
Here you go, this has been long overdue. Going to focus on this for a while, but I might finish the 40K ministory later.
>>27470822
fuck yeah.
>>27470822
>The communicator turns off, and you shift your attention back to the politicians
>They have moved to another part of the deck, but seem to have recovered from their 'accidents'
>All of them have their eyes glued to the windows however, with their mouths agape
>You haven't realized that you've entered space
>The cleanup crews arrive, and begin to deal with the mess
>The medical staff enter shortly after, and approach the group, tending to their sickness
"So. How is it? How does it feel to be one of the first to take a step into the grand beyond? To visit that which nobody ever thought was possible to go?"
>You hardly get a response as all of their attention is still focused on the environment
"Well, we aren't just here to go stargazing close up and personal. As we pass Equestria's moon, you'll see a group of asteroids just to our right."
>They shift their gazes to the floating rocks
"I've also brought you here for a weapons test. I'm going to show you just what The Challenger is capable of."
>You signal the bridge crew once more, and the broadside cannons ready their weapons
"Watch closely as the power of The Challenger turns them into nothing but dust!"
>As if on cue, the cannons fire at the asteroids
>The noise startles some of your guests, but they adjust to it
>You can hardly tell what's happening as the asteroids are pummeled with flak and turbolaser fire
>After a good twenty seconds of bombardment, the asteroids are in a state similar to that you described beforehand
>You send a cease-fire signal to the bridge, and the volley stops, leaving you feeling a bit cocky
>Oh, if only Princess Luna were here to see this, she'd absolutely love it
A little more, figured I'd be generous.
>>27471131
I seem to have copied a bit from the last post, my mistake.
>>27471131
Based!
>>27469718
If this happens, he better fuck her in the bridge, while the ship is in orbit
>>27471247
And stare at the moon as he shoots the hell out of it.
>>27471131
Holy shit you're writing has certainly improved since you started this.
>>27470809
I messed up a bit, as per usual.
The part about the ominous buzz is referring to the engines. Fixed in paste.
>>>>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/279183/twilight-explains-the-solar-system
This is my headcanon (not written by me) on hom the Equestrian Solar System works.
Basically, the planet Equus (or Equestria) functuions just as Earth does, but the Sun and Moon's light is blocked by dust. Celestia and Luna simply clear the dust each morning and evening to allow light to pass through. Any weird sights are just the result of clever reflection and refraction by manipulating the dust particles.
>inb4 Okay, but how did the dust get there and how did life evolve if the dust was there?
I don't knowmagic
Maybe ponies evolved and had magic, but due to some worldwide catastrophe, a dust cloud was formed and ponies were forced to use magic to "raise" the sun and moon
>>27471131
Badass, keep going!
>>27468642
oh, yeah, forgot about point one, but in point two i made the portal man sized so he couldn't fit anything larger than a man through.
yeah, but, don't worry; there's going to be a retributionTA forgot about the portal, and the droidekas.
>>27468642
the situation building up to the duel is needing of a rewrite, something with more drama, and much more conflict.
you know what, i'm gonna pull a droid, im rewriting that entire leadup. its way out of character.
>>27465688
less controversial. more realistic version.
____
>you're speechless.
>you're staring down a man in a bomber jacket holding a slugger to your love.
>you know your choices, either let this one opportunity for her to be in your life slip.
>or give up the most technologically sound, and rich city in equestria.
>you know your real choice.
>okay- lets mad lib this.
>you turn towards your droids.
"self destruct. Override 7…2…6…7-a."
>"roger roger!"
>you hear a bunch of droids hit the ground.
>you look up to the captors.
"LET HER GO!"
>he lets her go, and pushes her towards you, through the force-field.
>she just runs to the side, safe from anything beside a nuke
>she's far too panicked to do anything else.
>okay, phase two.
"UP!"
>you wave your hand in a circle
>immediately all the droids around you come out of low power mode.
>the start shooting, droidekas, super battle droids, and four royal guards, all coming out of the gate. Pouring by the hundreds.
>soon your entire 107th is in this field.
>>27472669
___
>well, that didn't work
>should've been more specific.
>so much for diplomacy
"Okay! Plan B!"
>you go to your comms.
"pull up, try that EMP right about now. Actually, belay that for about a mome'."
>you turn to your cyborg friend.
"you shielded from EMPs"
>CA "kinda."
"good enough!"
>you go back to your comms.
"pop that EMP, tell the cykans to switch to analog."
>"yessir!"
>okay
>soon enough, four M1 Abrams tanks pull up.
>a couple of years ago, back when you still weren’t a super-power, you went to earth.
>first thing you grabbed, of course, is the leaked schematics for the M1 abrams.
>things crazy, but turning it to analog was no fun.
>literally a computer operated tank made analog.
>you see the grass turn up straight, and you get goose bumps.
>there goes the EMP.
>you turn to see if the droids have electromagnetic shielding.
>probably, worth a sho- never mind.
>>27472722
Wait, if you threw an emp, wouldn't your tanks be affected as well?
>>27472784
>M1 Abrams.
I don't know much about tanks, but I'm fairly sure an EMP would only affect the targeting system (if it has one), as the rest of the tank is likely mechanical.
>>27472722
>>27472784
>first thing you grabbed, of course, is the leaked schematics for the M1 abrams.
>things crazy, but turning it to analog was no fun.
>literally a computer operated tank made analog.
line 17.
________________________-
>all the normal battle droids fall limp.
>all the droidekas shields turn off.
>all the super battle droids are unfazed.
>you're overjoyed at seeing the odds wane a bit.
"WOOH! OKAY, GUYS!"
"I hope Derpy's done her job."
>you turn on the comm, hoping not to talk to an empty line.
"lets get those shells firing! Our coords are-"
>you turn to the cyborg.
"tell them our coordinates."
>the cyborg spits off some numbers immediately.
"so, danger close on that area, otherwise shell the fuck out of them, lets get the motherland back, and in time for tea, please."
>you notice twilight's struggle keeping the shield up from all these bolts.
"lets get out of here."
>you turn and run behind the train, then over the hill.
>moment of truth.
>>27472860
>…
>…
>LP gasps at what he sees.
>Fuck yeah! That's the entire 106th, the 767th, ooh! That's the naval devision! That's the minutemen from cyka!
>even parts of the Canterlot division was able to get here.
>they must've just ran here.
>thousands of ponies standing stout, with guns strapped to their backs, barrels jutting forward.
"the unicorns get human looking weapons, if you're wondering."
>LP "h-holy shit, anon."
"yeah, I like my protection."
>you said 'a lot of guns'
>you meant what you meant.
>they have no armour, and the vehicles are kinda slow. But hey, blasters are entirley semi-auto, at least, the droids are.
>and these klashnikovs have explosive ammo every third shot, armour piercing every other two.
>the 20mm machine artillery start firing, and the NPAD fly in.
>the NPAD stands for "Non-Pegasus Air division"
>two bombers roar over you, with quad propellers, with the wonderbolt trained PAD falling out of them instead of bombs, armed with heavy machine guns.
>little more accurate, you assume.
>>27472873
>okay, pep talk!
"can we get a loudspeaker here, cyborg?"
>he commands some of that sweet matter over to you, and it becomes a booming amplifyer.
"OKAY! WE GOT ABOUT 800+ ROBOTS OVER YONDER FIRING PLASMA!"
>you stick your hands out.
"WITH AN ARMY OF 3000, ARE WE GOING TO LOSE?"
>the all roar 'NO!'
"HELL YEAH! THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR!"
>you wait for a moment. And you make the sign for 'go'
>Derpy approaches you, and hands you an earpiece so you can listen in on overwatch.
>"Be advised, heavy artillery in the area, do not begin until the cannons go dry, eta on that- 5 minutes."
>"PAD division go ahead and go, stay levi- 100 Mlegs. Use A-Ps, over."
> you watch ass 70 blue suited wonderbolt recriuts fall out of the overhead bomber, they fly in formation, firing their machineguns at nobody in particular.
>>27472873
>Blasters are semi-auto
>>27472906
my bad.
>>27472882
___
Five minutes of hard shelling later, they run out of ammo.
>the tanks so far haven't been firing, instead, they've ben locked up inside their depleted uranium shells.
>the droids have just been standing around heating up the exterior, and, as it seems, they've forgotten plasma is not very armor piercing.
>they succeeded in making the tank internals hot as hell, though.
>thank god for unicorns. They're all able to shield the ponies, it seems.
>and it seems the heat shielding is pretty solid.
"okay, derpy; lets throw number 67 on the needle, track 5, please."
>she flies back to the station area, hastily throwing the vinyl down.
>you go to the comms, but Overwatch has your back.
>"be advised, shelling is over, scouts reporting nearly 100 EKIAs. Green for moving in."
>"Danger close, Popping second EMP."
>"PAD please acknowledge, you are green for low sweeps; keep eye, this is a mixed battle, Spitfire, know your enemy."
>Spitfire comes over the comms. Announcing exactly how green she is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH6mw2Rc3DQ
>the ponies start going full force.
>the tanks fire up, and the ponies shoot off the droids trying to destroy something that the US has yet to be able to destroy.
>its like these things are made by nokia. Like damn
>you note that the super battle droids are pretty fallible when faced with uranium bullets
>you note that these droids are really quantity over quality.
"hell yeah! A-Ps are success!"
>>27473153
I know I keep bickering, but honestly slug throwers (ballistic weaponry) would be pretty ineffective against droids. If the droids in Republic Commando are anything to go off of, shooting a BD with a guy , supers eslecially, does jack shit. You'd need explosives or plasma weaponry to do any serious damage.
>>27473350
Gun* autocorrect
>>27473350
explosive rounds and AP (depleted uranium) rounds are used here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2GTP1pe2c4
Depleted uranium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsgHbXubGU
explosives
>>27473350
trust me, droid- AP guns are very effective compared to what star wars uses.
The plasma fired, compared to kinetics are very night and day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jqfRlSoK60
from /k/ with love.
>>27473350
the kinetic cycler rifle in Star wars battlefront was pretty great as a wepon.
>>27473153
>whatever, lets see if he's as good as someone who learned sword-play in high school
>you're team cap back during junior year.
>you were deadly.
>hopefully you're a deulist too.
>and, if you arent, he gets shot on your command.
>whatever, you've won- lets have some fun.
>you turn to derpy who's been DJ-ing for the last half hour.
"okay, lets get symphony for the devil, rolling stones! Vinyl 23-a!"
>…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
>this isn't-
>oh whatever, this works
>He tries to stab first off.
>tsk. tsk.
>you dart backwards and parry his blade, noting how light this thing actually is.
>your LARP style was always reminiscent of a dance.
>plus there was that one summer you learned how to do all the moves from the original dark souls.
>nobody ever sees it coming when you start rolling.
>he tries a downward swing.
>you roll left, and get back up, swinging at the neck.
>he blocks, he goes for the legs, you dive backwards and do a trick strike.
>you swing for the head, but as he goes to block it, you switch to a chest strike
>its barely blocked, and leaves a sear on his coat.
>he tried to push you back, but he cant, because you reflexively swing for his left hand, and chop it off at the forearm.
"OH SHIT! Sorry dude."
>Then you dive in for a stab, but it doesn't connect, he dodges to the side.
>he pauses.
>>27473574
>he grasps his hand where it used to be, shouting loudly.
>he looks back up, and continues.
>he swings for your chest, and you dive backward.
>you don't complete your roll.
>he gets over you, and you roll to the side, it clashes with your right arm, marking a sear on your jacket.
>the track changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQH8ZTgna3Q
>this has to be a mixtape, you note.
>you stand up, and start swinging quickly and inconcisley, moving his blade out of the way of blocking his chest.
>he's stepping back in order to not be hit with your blade.
>he hits the back of the crowd, and he is pushed back into the circle
>he tries swinging at your face, but it gets blocked, and his blade connects with his left eye
>his stub goes up to his face, trying to grab it.
>he swings again
>he tries blocking, but he's pushed by a pony, making him stumble.
>he's starting to get heckled from the ponies around him
>you note a tear coming from his right side as a reflex to the connection on his left.
>he tries one last swing at your chest.
>reflexively, your blade clashes with his and you kick his leg out from under him.
>he falls to the floor, and he is struggling to get back up.
>he starts scooting backward.
"this is over, stop doing this to yourself!"
>he tries another swing, but it falls short when you dig the end of the blade into his knee.
>he screams, grabbing at his knee, and dropping the sabre.
>sadly, her forgets what's dug into it, and grabs the sabre instead.
>>27473586
>ouch
>you roughly pull your blade out of his knee
>you bring your blade to his face.
>you pick up his blade, and throw it at the cyborg, whom is easialy spotted in the sea of 3ft tall ponies.
>he catches it.
>he tries to kick you, but his leg instead cuts itself in half down the middle on the saber.
>you then cut off the useless limb.
>you turn off the lightsaber, and it turns to its programmable state and flies back to its original holder.
>you silently turn away and walk back to the group, through all the soldiers, whom clear a path, and salute you on the way over
>they're speechless. You turn towards the cyborg.
You simply state "get him a robotic leg and get him to prison."
>he runs towards the sith, making his matter manifest into the parts he needs.
____
>>27473599
>a couple of days later.
>you sit in a rustic smoking room, adjourning you is the anon that came through the portal with the rifle.
>the cyborg went back to his universe shortly after your confrontation with that sith.
>he mustn't have liked you.
>you were pretty harsh, though, it surprised you- you acted more sith than the sith.
>the 'take no prisoners attitude.' the way you jostled around the "hostage"
>the way you cut the captain into pieces, instead of trying to defeat him.
>you're a cardigan wearing teacher of technology with high blood pressure.
>you've never been mad, really. But, for a moment, the saying shows up in your head.
>'absolute power corrupts absolutely'
>you need to make some checks and balances.
>you're not above the law.
>yeah, and neither is the sith. He deserves a trial.
>I think he deserves to go back. Hell, you know nothing.
>for all you know, he's the /protector/ of equestria.
>or he's the conqueror.
>but there is a death toll of ponies.
>do you blame the sith? Or the droids?
>we wasn't a sith, really, more-so just a force sensitive captain.
>probably using the droids for all his real help.
>at least that was what you assumed on the ride.
>thank god you were right.
>well, the four man ganking helped, you guess.
>you break yourself out of your thoughts and look across to the anon, rifle still slung over his shoulder.
>you get his attention
"need some more alcohol, or are you ready?"
>a strongly buzzed, wild eyed anon looks up.
>he kind of went off when you told him that through the combination of magic and technology, you were able to go home.
>>27473599
What I don't get is why droid was so clumsy that he literally kept hitting the lightsaber which wasn't even being moved
>>27473616
human reaction, it's not his clumsiness more so its reaction to extreme pain.
>>27473615
>he shouted about how his universe's twilight couldn't do it. How incompetent she was.
>seems all his anger towards the incompetence of his universe Is shown when juxtaposed towards the helpful, creative and imaginative pony folk of equestria.
>he was level headed as you were able to perceive, everyone breaks
>undeniable tension, set off after you tell him that the one thing he wanted back in his universe was achieved in nearly 3 months.
>you were able to calm him down, and he forgot about what he felt at the time of the incident.
>keep him drinking, and he'll calm down.
>that's how most anons work, as you, and him did that for years.
>and, as you assumed, how most anons worked.
"ready to see earth again? Get a royale with cheese?"
>"ye- yeah, let's go."
>>27473665
Shift to droid.
>well… that was embarrassing.
>you start to think to yourself in the bright room that was this city's prison for now.
>'that Jedi had me beat from the beginning.'
>'using my anger against me like that.'
>'we looked the same, too.'
>you conclude, that you both have to be the same people, but from alternate universes.
>'those jedi are no joke.'
>your regret fills you, you're running the situation over and over again.
>'should've called in the spiders'
>'why didn't I put EMP shielding on the battle droids! They're literally nothing without electric circuits!'
>you continue on.
>you find yourself twiddling your new thumbs, coated with rubber, but somehow capable of feel.
>you get up, and pace around for an hour or so, cursing the clones for not doing their job.
>after a while, your anger turns to Ataraxia. And, you find, you just want to go home.
>its like 2 in the morning, you need sleep.
>you lay down on the plush mattress, you note its softer than the one you normally sleep on.
>>27473746
>you're dreaming, you know that, you don’t know why, but you know.
>luna is standing across from you. Probably about to interrogate you.
>"Anon, I need you to focus, this kind of magic is very hard to use, especially across universes."
>you're taken aback
"wait, luna- Holy shit! Can you get me out?"
>"I can, but I need you to listen to me."
"yeah?"
>"get attention of the guard, ask for something- make a racket, something. The palace area you're in is about 50 feet from the portal."
>"then, I'll come on through, and we can get you out."
"yeah, that’s- that's no issue."
>"okay, all you need to do now is wake up."
>she turns around and kicks you.
>you wake up, somewhat ironically, to a song about a man named Maxwell killing a woman with a silver hammer.
>fucking human music.
>okay, now what.
>'fuck it, just start screaming'
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>that'll do it.
>soon enough you have 4 guards in front of the cell, slightly scared.
>now choke! >you start faking a choke, and they come in and start pushing down on your heart.
>*POOF
>then you're out infront of a stove, where you came in.
>you almost literally dive into the portal, and luna follows you shortly
Droid has left the game.
>>27472669
little more satisfying?
>>27470767
"For our last demonstration, we'll fly once around our moon, before heading back down to Equus."
>For the most part, the trip was just as incredible as everything before
>It takes a good ten minutes to circle around, but once you do, the ship stops
>You feel a sudden shift in movement as the ship begins to descend towards the planet
>As the ship enters the atmosphere you can only help but feel nervous
>The Challenger alone simply won't be enough to hold a blockade on its own
>You need to make orders for smaller ships, like munificent class frigates, or recusant destroyers
>Nearing the end of your journey, you bring your gauntlet up, and switch it back to MDS-52
"As we prepare to land, I'd like for everybody to meet back in the main hangar. From there I'll have you exit the ship as we finalize today's event."
>The politicians begin to move, but you swear you could see a flash of light for a second
>Discord was right
>His plan is actually going to work!
>The guests have all but left the chamber, and the ship lands with a thud
>You step into your elevator to go and meet the guests
>Peering through the hole, you see Anonymous leave the room
>Good, you're finally alone
>"He's gone now, princess, can we get out now?"
"No, my pony, we cannot. If we do, we run the risk of being seen. We need to stay put until this mechanical menace is put above the capital. I suspect it won't be long."
>"Okay then, guess I'm taking a nap!"
>The pink pony pulls a blanket and pillow from nowhere, and oddly, falls asleep immediately
>Taking a look down the weirdly large ventilation shafts, you see no signs of any activity
>You should be safe here
>Once this is positioned above Panama, you should be in range for a long-distance teleport
>The process itself would be tiring, but you could do it
>Speaking of tiring, you notice the others are starting to fall asleep as well
>You feel the need to rest lingering inside, but you just can't
>Somepony needs to keep watch
>>27474500
A small bumpdate, couldn't find a good image, but that's basically the size of the shaft they're in. Paste won't be updated until I can because I'm typing this on mobile, and you can't edit pastes on mobile.
>>27474510
Also, spelling errors because mobile.
>>27474510
And forgot pic, damn I'm bad at this.
Where is Writefag_is_Kill?
He's the only reason to open this god forsaken thread.
>>27476292
Fuck off, the other writefriends are good too. Droid's getting better, but MIoaGT is still pretty much the same.
>>27476292
Hey I found a picture of you
>>27457233
Okay, poll hasn't changed. Next story after the SW crossover will be the dinosaur gene scientist. ODST will be after that.
>>27477495
>>27477243
>You fell for the bait
>>27474500
>"Princess Celestia, do you have a moment?"
>Turning your head, you see Twilight looking up to you with a hopeful face
"But of course, Twilight. What do you need?"
>Her eyes dart around for a moment, before locking back with yours
>"I was just wondering what you thought of that. I still can't believe we actually went to space! Something like that just seems... impossible, yet it isn't!"
>Seeing all of that, you wonder how Luna could bear a thousand years of banishment
>The deep darkness of space just seems so... unsettling
"Honestly Twilight? I'm not sure what to say. I'm about as clueless as to how the confederates could do that as you are."
>You just lied to her face
>It doesn't make much of a difference, however, as you've been lying to everypony ever since this world was conceived
>You hope you never have to face the terrors of widespread galactic warfare ever again
>The sight of burning worlds and mass genocide are some of your most haunting memories from that time
>Yet none of them can compare to the events that took place on the planet of Onderon
>You should have been smarter than that, smarter than dragging your sister to that place
>"Um... princess? Anybody home?"
>Wait, what?
>Oh, you lost yourself in your mind again
"W-what? Excuse me, Twilight, I merely lost myself in deep thought. What were you saying?"
>She smiles before speaking again
>"Oh, nothing. I was just wondering, how are you going to lower the sun and raise the moon in this cramped space?"
>That's right!
>By Tartarus, how could you have forgotten?
"Right, good question Twilight! I'll need to slip out of this space and commence with the act, it shouldn't take more than a couple seconds."
>You teleport out into the room, and hurriedly cast the spell
>>27478426
>It seemed weird when you first came here, but you got used to it
>Your ponies still believe that you and your sister move the Sun and Moon
>In reality you've just been giving Equus a bit of a push
>The artificial planet would have been impossible to control if it weren't for the spell the two of you created
>Ironically, it took so much out of you that you were both asleep for a week's worth of time
>After focusing you energy on moving the planet, you slowly drop back to the ground, and teleport back into the crevice
>"That spell amazes me every time I get to see it cast. The power to move our celestial bodies must feel great to cast!"
"Greater than one would initially think."
>Well
>That was supposed to remain a thought, rather than be spoken aloud
>Twilight opens her mouth to speak, but is interrupted as the ship begins to move
>It seems you'll be arriving at this city earlier than expected
"Why don't you get some rest, Twilight? Today's been a long day."
>She only nods as she steps back and lies down like the others
>Observing the camera footage, you see what you've expected
>The ponies are in the ventilation shafts
>You tried to talk Discord into retrieving them then, but he insists that they are allowed to fall into his trap
>You don't necessarily agree with his plans, but if you're going to keep this place safe, sacrifices will be need to be made
>The footage ends, and you shut the terminal down
That's all for now, no pictures because reasons
>>27478426
And yes, for anybody wondering, Celly is referring to SWTOR, the war between the Republic and the Sith Empire. I'll get into it later.
>>27479019
You will never have an Applebot
Why live?
>>27479049
To build one of course!
>>27479049
Your a lazy one huh? >>27479072
this guy gets it.
>>27479072
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS!
>>27478434
Wait, so Celestia, Luna, and Discord were around during the Old Republic. What about sombra?
>>27479570
>sombra
Literally who?
>>27479570
I think Sombra is sorta like a necessary evil. Maybe he was created with the planet in order to keep balance? (Two villains, two princesses)
