>A-alright... Y-you can do what you want with Trixie...
>Don't get used to this though because it's never going to happen again!
>>27411077
Ok, so what version do you want to battle in?
>>27411077
>giant anime hair
>no nose
>spic skin
>not at all traplike
This isn't Trixie.
>>27411077
Get out of my house, you fucking no hooves trash!
I told you million times, I'm not fucking interested in associating myself with you in any way!
>>27411077
>she thinks the ride ends
I'll be back tomorrow, trix.
>>27411077
>Trixie challenges you to pvp.
>She's actually mad enough to try and use magic against you.
>Literally slice her character in half with the fume ultra great sword smirking in victory.
>A jaw-dropped Trixie opens her mouth to protest but you stop her and mutter one word.
"Casul"
>Rape.
>>27411171
She was sandbagging.
>>27411093
>not liking giant, soft, smooth hair
>>27411077
>>27411171
>playing vidya with Trixie
>an irritated Trixie that's lost for the fifth time in a row now
>she's sitting in this position across from you
>not wearing any panties
>you feel her feet come to a rest on your groin
>expertly undoing your zipper with her toes, she smirks as she puts her plan into action
>she frees your joystick from its denim prison
>blushing violently as she gives you a hot and heavy footjob under the table
>a bead of sweat trails down her collar bone as her hoodie ruffles to reveal she's not wearing an undershirt or even a bra
>fullmast.jpg
>you're having a hard time concentrating on the game as she's strokes your throbbing erection
>running the vibrating controller in circles across her exposed nipple and moaning
>das it, mane>a great and powerful orgasm rocks your casbah
>you finally concede the round as a thick, steamy rope of your cum shoots out, splattering across her bare legs and landing in a puddle on her exposed crotch
>a gray screen appears on your monitor, ominous red text signaling your defeat
>You Came
>actually it says You Died, but that's too morbid for your hormone addled brain
>she gives you this feral, wicked grin, pert chest heaving with the exertion
>you're still hard
>the game room is empty
>and she's got a perfect amount of lube right where you need it
>you grab her feet
>her blush intensifies
>"L-Light my bonfire, baby."
>you don't need to be asked twice
You plunge your sword into her gaping dragon because that joke hasn't been done to death enough already.
>>27411398
>>27411767
ebin may may xD
>>27412083
>Reddit terms
Sure is summer around here
This breaks the rules.
>>27411093
>no nose
She lost it to a propeller in a motorboating accident.
>>27412103
>ebin
>Reddit term
>>27411752
>>27412103
It's Spurdoese. Nothing to do with reddit.
>>27411077
>Punchout
>finish watching some jojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY6HXcnElcU
I can go 100 rounds with Trixie and not break a sweat
>>27411077
>Kill her
>Fuck her till' she rots away
Can fuck her many times more than if she would be still alive.
>>27411077
Tsundere Trixie is a cute
>>27412215
>Can fuck her many times more than if she would be still alive
I don't think it works that way.
>>27412180
HAHAHAHAH CHEW BUTT AND KICK BUBBLE GUM OMG (Parents watching me :/)
>>27411077
>T-touch feet.
>>27412241
You're pretty cute too. ;^)
>>27411077
Be a gentleman and perform cunnilingus on her.
>>27412208
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA... That is all that will burn into Trixies mind.
>>27412777
TRIPS
>>27411077
Silly, we only marry once.
>>27415912
>not lovingly repeating your wedding vows to each other every night as you embrace each other in the warmth of your bed
>>27411077
What do Trixie's panties smell like?
>>27416202
Licorice and the light scent of that cheap lilac air freshener.
>>27416202Fish
>>27411077
Oh yes I can get into this thread alright. Loli trixie best trixie
