Rarity desperately wants to bear your child.
What do you do?
>>27410621
Wake up.
Explain to her how does interspecies breeding works.
>>27410621
Give her one and raise it with her as best as pos-
>>27410633
Oh....that too.
>>27410621
never tell her about my vasectomy
See if Twilight can find, create, or find someone to create some sort of spell to allow it to happen, if she is this desperate.
Alternatively, some sort of transformation spell to temporarily remove the interspecies bit from the equation.
>>27410635
Magic is a variable.
>>27410621
Tell her I can't have kids due to a childhood accident.
>>27410647
>Magic is a variable.
Sure is, phamily!
>>27410621
Pony interbreeding works like Pokémon breeding. If the mother is pone, babby will be pone. Babby pone will inherit your moveset as well.
>>27410720
>Rannon uses Extreme Autism!
>It's not very effective...
>>27410621
Rarara, no!
I have a waifu
>”Anonymous you must understand, I do not want become a spinster like my dear aunt!”
>Rarity looked like shit, her normally perfectly kept mane and tail were in disarray.
>And you’re pretty sure you see a haychip stuck in one of her locks.
“Why me though? There have to be stallions around who’d be more than willing to fill you up with some baby gravy.”
>”That’s just it Anonymous, those stallions would want to stick around and be a family. I only want a child of my own, not the baggage that comes with it.”
>Now that sounds like something the Rarara you know would say.
“You know I’m not even sure if my particular blend of mayo can get you what you’re looking for.”
>”Can we at least try?”
>She was giving you the puppy-dog look.
>Here was Rarity literally begging you to fuck her and you were having doubts.
>Reaching into your pants you felt around, nope your balls were still firmly attached so that wasn’t it.
>>27410720
>Babby pone will inherit your moveset as well.
Unarmed human moveset is shit tee bee eych
>>27410621
Tell her to fuck off
>>27410621
Start fuckin.
Prepare the dong.
>>27410621
>Rarity tells you she wants to bear your foals.
>You politely decline.
>She refuses to take no for an answer.
>You manage to escape and make it to Twilight's castle.
>She informs you that due to Equestria's low stallion to mare ratio, unwed stallions aren't allowed to deny mares who proposition them to breed.
>She magically restrains you and helps Rarity harvest your seed.
>>27410621
I "bear" her child.
>>27410896
>>27410621
if she converts to christianity and dyes her hair blonde, maybe after a wedding.
>>27410896
Perfect.
>>27410621
Impregnate. Repeatedly. Hopefully she ends up rightfully chubby like her mother, otherwise just keep her as a foal factory.
>>27410621
I fuck a child into her, and help her raise it when it is born.
>>27410645
I'll tell you what nobody told me about mine - it hurts like fuck afterwards. You have to go up and down stairs like a slow motion crab and wear really tight swimming gear to try and stop your balls moving because the slightest twitch is sore as crap.
There are huge advantages later, and it doesn't affect your drive one jot. But nobody warns you about the week of bruised balls and they really should.