>you will never take a prettily dressed pone to the grand galloping gala as a friend
>you will never comment on how beautiful she looks in her gala dress, making her blush profusely
>you will never lock eyes during the slow dance and pull her to the dance floor, hoof in hand.
>you will never gently and elegantly dance in the ballroom, a sweet mare in your arms, as your worries melt away
>you will never realize that you've loved each other since you can remember
>you will never stare into her glistening eyes as you confess just how much you care for her
>you will never hear her confess the very same
>you will never tear off her dress when you finally arrive home that night, eager to please your cute little pony who's given herself to you completely.
Life is cruel, friends.
>>27403072
>>27403072
>>27403072
Thanks, OP, It's not like i was having a good day until now or anything
>>27403072
Anon......
>>27403072
What an awful way to start the morning!
>>27403072
I'll always have my plush
>>27403072
it's not like she would want to invite you anyways
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANON YOU SICK BASTARD
Feels
The hedonic treadmill is strong in this thread.
>>27403072
>>27403072
How can a 3 foot pony slow dance with a 6 foot tall man anyway?
>>27403781
Squatting. Or pick her up.
>>27403781
she puts her frontlegs around your waist and you either hold them or put your hands around her back. imo their heads go up to your chest or belly standing on their hindlegs
>>27403072
What kind of monster are you?
>>27403823
>Squatting
MFW
>>27403823
So I could hang on to her front legs and swing her around by holding them, or crouch uncomfortably and dance like a retard while squatting.
Yeah, not gonna work.
>>27403781
>How can a 3 foot pony slow dance with a 6 foot tall man anyway?
>>27403872
She'll dig these sick moves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXKuwhhC1c
>>27403072
>you will never get invited in the first place
>>27403072
twilight is shit LOL
>>27403072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj__jhmPMgI
Imagine rocking back and forth with her under the dappled spotlights of a glass ball. Then the woah-oh-oh's come on and everything just...
>>27403844
slavshit pls go
Feels too stronk.
>>27403884
I never knew how much I wanted to dance with a pony like this until now.
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NOa9o1K.png "large[1].png")
>>27404583
>Anon? May ah' have this dance?
>>27403969
Hahah this is too much. This is like "that slow dance song"
Too rich. I love journey.
>>27403072
>YWN CUM INSIDE
>>27403072
I didn't know I wanted this.
Damn you OP!
https://clyp.it/0emauoxp#
>mfw this anon(>>27403969)
and I both thought of this...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rj__jhmPMgI
>mfw
>>27403884
>>27404583
>>27404887
That's fucking adorable.
Drawfags, writefags, get on this. We need more.
>>27403072
Reminder that Flash sentry held her against his body
>>27406357
Twlight confirmed for apefucker
>>27403072
kill me now
>>27403884
This.
>>27406357
This was the shot just before Twilight rammed her horn into his forehead and killed him.
>>27406357
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Drawfags! Someone draw anon dancing with a little pony! Any of them! Please!But actually Twilight.
>>27403072
>>27406357
>the original horsefucker
>>27403072
I like these feels. I like fantasizing about things I'll never have. Such posts should be encouraged. Shipping, on the other hand, is just downright cruel and evil.
>>27406357
This isn't real, is it?
>>27403781
>not having your pone be around the size of a regular pony
It's like you don't even want to ride her into the sunset after all this.
>>27406357
>mfw twifags btfo
>>27407040
I'm a 255 pound man that stands at 6 feet. A pony in real life ain't gonna carry me.
And I still remain hesitant it'd be able to dance with me.
>>27403072
This rustles my jimmies.
>>27403072
>work in a dairy barn
>calves kinda look and act like pone
>can pet the calves whenever I want
One day I will own a horse ranch
>>27403072
page 10 bump
>>27406816
Bump for this
It would be so romantic
Like twilight did with Discord
>>27403072
So should I kill myself now or after I stop feeling?
>>27408056
>you will never acquire a horse ranch
>you will never begin breeding your own horses
>you will never keep the fillies and sell the colts
>you will never develop a horsie harem of mares
>a marem
>you will never have many onlookers questioning why you only have fillies and mares in your ranch
>you will never have to fumble your way around the reason why all of the mares seem to be really, REALLY close to you if you have visitors
>>27403072
Oh well back to pokemon for me I guess
>>27406522
Twilight knows he's human
Flash knows she's a pony
They almost kissed
Twilight doesn't care about pony Flash
You better be glad Trixie was around to ruin Twilight's fun
>>27409250
fuck Flash
"Are you ready Twlight?" you ask the mare standing in front of you
>She nods wordlessly and you knew she was nervous
>To be honest so were you
>The organizers of the Grand Galloping Gala had decided to do something a little different this year and introduce a couples dance
>For princesses only that is
>Celestia found a willing stallion easily enough; one of her royal guard
>From what you'd heard, Luna had some trouble finding a partner before Celestia paired her with Prince Blueblood
>Both ponies were mildly unhappy with the arrangement, and you suspected that Celestia just wanted an excuse not to have to dance with him as she did almost every year
>The Princess of Love and her husband, of course, paired up with one another
>And so that left the Princess of Magic
>And she had chosen you
>A nearby quartet starts playing and the dancers around you begin to and weave across the dance floor
>You two stay still
>You place a hand on the back of Twilight's neck and you feel her trembling
>Probably wondering if your routine would work
>Hell, even you were doubting if it would
>You kneel down
"Just like we practiced remember?" you gently whisper into her ear
>She shakily composes herself
>Slowly, at first, she raises her forelegs to your thighs, pushing up and moving closer towards you until she was almost parallel to you
>With a final, unsteady push she places both of her hooves on top of your shoes and presses herself firmly against you
>The crowd gasp and whisper among themselves
>They'd never seen anything like this
>You slide your hand down her side and under her outstretched wing; which she tucks back down tightly over it
>Wrapping her foreleg around your waist as best she can, you grasp her free hoof in your hand and hold her to you tight
>Slowly, very slowly, you begin to sway from side to side
>She looks up at you and you down at her and, for the briefest of moments you see a smile flicker across her face before she turns her head away and presses it to your stomach
>>27409400
i can feel the cute!
>>27409400
More.
MORE.
>>27403072
it hurts to live
>>27409400
"You want me" you point to your chest "To go to the Gala with you?" pointing back at Twilight
>Twilight paws at your floor
>"I just... I'd just like to do this with you Anon, is all" she stammers
>You let loose a gust of breath and fall back onto your couch
>The alicorn jumps up and sits beside you
"It's just" you begin "I'm twice your size and have never danced in my entire life" you explain
"Where would we even begin"
>Twilight grins and you feel like an idiot for even asking
"You have a plan don't you?"
>"Of course" she chirps and levitates over a nearby stack of papers she had prepared
>Her face hid just how relieved she was, however
>You'd actually agreed!
>How wonderful!
>You quickly scan the other couples sharing the floor with you and Twilight
>Celestia seemed to be enjoying herself; her guardpony partner steel faced - to him this was merely another duty
>To their credit Blueblood and Luna made wonderful dance partners; you supposed their lack of affection made them very efficient during practice
>Cadence and Shining remained in a tight lock with one another; stuck in their own world
>They didn't care for showing off
>All they needed was each other
>You feel Twilight mumble something into your stomach
"Come again?" you ask
>"You can go faster" she murmurs, louder this time
>Her large, luminous eyes stare into yours and you see the trust evident in them
>You hesitate for a moment before steeling yourself
>She knew what she was doing
>Clutching the more tightly you speed up your movements and, slowly, Twilight begins to lean backwards
>It was time
>>27409567
It was time...
To write more! Come on, don't let us wait.
>>27403072
>>27409567
>As Twilight leans back you shift your hand from underneath her wing to her arching back
>You loosen your grip on her other hoof and gently lean her back
>Further
>Further
>The hem of Twilight's gown spreads across the floor and a gasp erupts from the audience
>How far back could you two go?
>You and Twilight ignore them
>Further
>Your legs ache and at last you manage to lean the mare in your arms back far enough
>The crowd mutter to one another
>Such a risque move was... unorthodox at best at the family friendly Gala
>Pulling Twilight back up, you quickly kneel and spin the mare under your arm
>1
>2
>3
>4 times
>Before she can careen out of control you catch her again, in one fell swoop placing both hands on her hips before lifting her into the air and back down onto your feet
>You grit your teeth in pain at the sensation of her hooves digging into your feet but as she lets out a laugh of pure exhileration you can't help but laugh too
>Picking up your tempo, the two of you shift into a waltz and glide across the dance floor and weave around the other dancers
>You two were unstoppable
>"What I wouldn't give for a partner like that" notes Blueblood whistfully
>His big mouth is knocked ajar as the Princess of the Night slaps him and continues dancing with the stunned stallion
>>27406833
>Not Catherine the great
>>27406886
Hoping not. I've never felt a blood pressure spike as powerful as seeing that image. Instantly heard my heartbeat in my ears.
I'm this sincerely possessive... god, i'm so sick I don't want to be cured
>>27407040
>You will never ride your waifu into the sunset
Why continue to exist on the mortal plane?
>>27409895
YES! This is fantastic. MOAR!
>>27403072
>>27409895
NOW I REALLY WANNA DANCE WITH MAI WAIFU!
>>27406357
>>27406804
>>27406886
>>27410400
>falling for a 2 year old image
https://derpiboo.ru/562894?scope=scpe89392042d431d7dccb99069fd09939a3a9783819
>all these frogposters
Who invited leddit?
This pone is very pretty. I want to take her to Denny's for dinner and never call her back.
>>27411211
Not taking Twiggles for a seafood dinner
>>27409907
shes cool too.
>>27411240
You're right! Thats why I'm taking my Twiggy to Hilton Head Island's famous Old Oyster Factory! Located in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina!Why the fuck did I make this image
What's the point of it all.
>>27411270
No idea, but the peppered Mahi Mahi they serve there looks damn tasty
>>27403072
Anon why do you hate us so much?
>>27409895
This is cute.
>His big mouth is knocked ajar as the Princess of the Night slaps him and continues dancing with the stunned stallion
That was kinda cuntish. I'm sure Luna thinks the same considering they hate each other.
>>27411309
Don't worry anon. I feel the very same.
why live lads
>you will never take a prettily dressed pone to the grand galloping gala as a friend
"anon....why are we in your basement"
>you will never tear off her dress when you finally arrive home that night, eager to please your cute little pony who's given herself to you completely.
"anon i didnt ask for this"
>you will never comment on how beautiful she looks in her gala dress, making her blush profusely
"that doesnt change anything ANON stop it now!"
>you will never lock eyes during the slow dance and pull her to the dance floor, hoof in hand.
"why are there so many jars of icing down here"
>you will never gently and elegantly dance in the ballroom, a sweet mare in your arms, as your worries melt away
"anon your getting all sweaty again your hands are greasy! just stop anon"
>you will never realize that you've loved each other since you can remember
"anon i think that it would be just better if we stayed friends"
>you will never stare into her glistening eyes as you confess just how much you care for her
"seriously anon maybe even acquaintances or could you at least stop going through my garbage"
>you will never hear her confess the very same
"im getting the fuck outta here stay away from me!! i dont enough letters to celestia to write about this weird night"
>>27411558
too spoopy 4 me
>>27411297
Whats that shit on top of it? Seaweed? Can you even eat that?
Am I that uncultured?
>>27411949
you can go to supermarkets and buy roasted seaweed. pretty good stff
>>27411994
so thats not it.
>>27404887
>>27403884
Goddamn, is that adorable.
>>27411994
Weeb food is so disgusting.
>>27411351
But she didn't say it out loud now did she?
>too self conscious to enjoy something like that
>too scared to be with somebody else like that in a public place, let alone anywhere else
I don't feel
