Applejack.
She's a spunky pone.Buckake
>>27370564
*spooky pone
>>27370599
2apple4me
Fuck yeah, appul time!
Someone say apples?
>>27370599
>Winter
'The cold it never bothered me'
>>27370661
Ay das cute mang
>>27370754
Ho shit, that's awesome. Is there a bigger rezzy to this?
>>27370767
Appul always a cute, even if she's angry.
>>27370785
What about sad?
>>27370774
Ask, and ye shall receive:You're welcome
>>27370812
Even sad appul is cute, but you need to cheer her up because happy appul is cuter.
>>27370813
Many thanks, applebud.
>>27370818
Am I weird if I find that picture creepy?
>>27370836
Why would you find that creepy? It's just a horseyaka bestass.
>>27370828
Very true
>>27370772
That's some serious Sex Mane she's rocking there.And no doubt her stud for the night rocked her world tooA hard workin' country girl's gotta relax somehow!
>>27370844
I don't know, something about the proportions
>>27370851
But I want to be her stud...
>>27370858
Dunno, I think its proportioned right. Maybe it's just you.
>>27370881
I knew it.
Oh well
>Ain't I the mare ya want?
...oh, yes. We want.
I maybe wanna write something today if I don't fall asleep in the next hour.
Any ideas?
>>27370934
Holy fuck spoiler that shit
>>27370983
Sorry, didn't realize how lewd it was.
>>27370934
An AJ story with some unf. I refer you to: >>27370772 & >>27370851That should keep you... up!
![[Defeated horse noises].gif](https://i.imgur.com/P2Ein72.gif "[Defeated horse noises].gif")
>>27371001
Okay, who should the lucky stud be then?
>>27370959
>crumpet
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crumpet
Rarity: 'I say! That Applejack is a cracking bit of crumpet! I wouldn't mind giving her one!'
>>27370934
Applejack explodes into apples. Nobody knows why.
![[Angry horse dancing noises].gif](https://i.imgur.com/APrmU5Y.gif "[Angry horse dancing noises].gif")
>>27371109
I bet it smells likepears
is best horse
>>27371024
...oh, I'll let you decide....oh, and as an incentive: AJ wearing stockings; she getting herself off with a silk-covered hoof rubbing her clittyMares in horsiery is a fetish of mine
>>27370564
>Buckake
>a bunch stallions gather around and kick the shit out of her leaving her a bloody mess
this is what you want OP?
>>27371164
>AJ in stockings
I kinda wrote something like that already. It had some light bondage, anal and estrus too.
It wasn't a pure AJ story, though.
>>27371216
appuls
>>27371201
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bukkake
...the corresponding pic at the start should have given you a clue.
Puns not exactly your forte, I guess.
>>27371291
JESUS CHRIST IT'S AN APPLELION GET IN THE BED!
>:3
>>27371216
AJ is hottest mare in horsiery
>>27371344
She's an honest horse though. She's not a lion.
>>27371372
Took me a while until I got that pun.
>>27371378
>>27371291
>>27371316
>>27371344
>>27371445
>>27371470
Based horse pussy.
dayum, i posted the first reply and this is me just now coming back to the thread
any writefags coming?
I'd swab her poopdeck
>>27371532
No idea. I just saw Applejack and came.
>>27371532
Maybe. Just dumping at the moment while I ponder about what I want to write.
>>27371569
>yanderejack
I kinda want this in my life.
>>27371569
>Yandere!Jack
now there's a story waiting to happen.
A couple of tins of this on some fish fingers?
Nice.
>>27371620
Lewd.
>>27371633
>>27371650
>>27371658
We all know who'll win Gold in the Best Pony event at the 2016 Rio De Janeiro Olympics.
>>27371670
>>27371684
Not sure about the order of those, I guessed.
>>27371633
>>27371650
>>27371658
>>27371670
>>27371684
>>27371690
It's in the correct order, also its fucking cute.
Considered to get that printed out properly on thick cardboard, like those books for toddlers.
Maybe one day Ior more likely, my friendswill have a kid who I can give this to.
>>27371718
>that comic
It's still too cute.
>>27371718
Same here.
Don't have a barnstorming pic so we spaceships now.
>>27371650
>>27371658
>>27371670
>>27371684
>>27371690
My HNNNG-meter just got busted off the walls. For the second time concerning this comic. It's just so fuckin' cute, man.
>>27371888
Barnstorming?
>>27370772
>"Ahh... Ah... Ya can get off me, stud... But be careful when ya pull... Aww, y'all got it everywhere."
>"Mhm... Don't worry about too much, Ah will just wipe it up with some hay later."
>"How about y'all lie down next ta me for a bit?"
>"Yes, that's nice... Ya sure do look cute all exhausted like this. Ya gave it yer all, didn'tcha?"
>"How it was fer me? Oh boy howdy... Didn't ya hear me scream?"
>"No..?"
>"Maybe Ah hugged yer member a bit too tight, eh? But ta answer yer question... Y'all were wonderful."
>"Ah really needed that."
>"Wheeeew.... Sure was some time since I last felt that relaxed... Nothing better than a good ol' roll in the hay after a hard day in the orchard."
>"How long ya ask? Ahm not sure if ya need ta know this... But okay."
>"Four months."
>"How's that possible? Well... Ah don't get much time ta... Oh... Ya flatterer... Ahm not that beautiful."
>"Oh stop please... Ah don't smell that good either, Ahm all sweaty and sticky."
>"Heh, yeah... That's right, you made me this sweaty and sticky."
>"And ahm still leaking quite a bit of yer love, stud... Not that I mind."
>"Ah reckon y'all had a dry spell too... Glad Ah was the mare ta break it. Ah love the feeling of it flowing out of me."
>"Celestia, y'all blushing again. Is mah pillow talk a bit too much fer ya?"
>"Okay, okay Ah will stop."
>"What was that?"
>"If we could repeat this? Depends..."
>"On what?"
>"On how long you intend to work for us, of course! The apple season's still long and..."
>"Mah season hasn't even started yet."
>"Now come, stud. Big Mac won't be busy forever."
>"And y'all really don't want ta see him angry."
Just something quick, because I'm starting to feel tired already.
Also I couldn't decide on the male so I tried something new.
>>27371931
Air shows around and occasionally through barns.
>>27372369
Can't say that I haven't seen one.
>>27372041
Hey, 8/10, I liked it.
>>27372656
Thanks, maybe I will do something more elaborate in the future.
I always wanted to write a really nice and long AJ romance story, but I always "locked" myself with other stories.
>>27373476
Nope
>>27370564 this might sound a bit bloggish, but I figured appul fans might be interested in this:
so I just moved to the country and met up with an old friend who lives nearby. I met his girlfriend, who ended up dragging me to her parent's house for some minor errand. She's nice but can be painfully honest sometimes. Her soft spoken father gave me apple flavored moonshine.
as we're driving home, she says
>"I'm glad you liked meeting Big Mac, anon"
>near spit-take
"w-who?"
>"My Stepdad. His last name is Macintosh."
did I move to the twilight zone?
>>27373738
Are you for real son? That is a bullshit story. Don't tell lies now.
>>27373963
it's not, however strange it sounds. this girl knows nothing of pony show, or my following of it, so she likely isn't trolling me. I think she was making a McDonalds reference. Still weird to hear out of nowhere though.
>>27373738
HIGHWAY TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE
>>27373738
Don't you dare drop your apples now.
Bump
bump
>>27371065
This is a long shot, but do we got any fics about Applejack and Rara?
Eipoll
Apfel!
Manzana
>>27370564
>147 replies
>22 IPs
This is kinda sad...
>>27381105
I drank too much yesterday and dumped a good bit of my AJ folder.
Sorry.
>>27381105
There is not a lot of us.
>>27381293
All the applefags just vanished some day.
Even Doc.
>>27381367
Some of us are still here Anon. Some working keeping the tiny pony close.
This is a good thread
I hope human AJ is welcomed.
>>27381367
It's so hard to get writefags, it almost hurts. But, oh well. We still have our favorite pone
>>27381933
Don't see why not.
>>27381948
Oh, AJ... I can't decide between you, Pinkie and Twilight...
>>27382023
>>27382101
I know, I know... I'm weird... But I love all of them!
>>27381933
>>27382001
>>27382181
>>27382195
AJ human is best human
APPLEJACK STRONKEST THERE IS
>>27383406
Ivan calm down. You are startling the Apples.
>>27383406
it's the nutritious diet of apples
>>27383380
That is one beautiful AJ
>>27383465
I thought that wasappearent
>>27383491
That pun was terrible and if there is not a pony hell for puns like that, then there is no god. >.< XD
>>27383501
woah calm down with the ironic cancer there, you are worrying me comrade
>>27383501
These puns are getting fruity.
>>27383510
well it's just solow-hanging
>>27383509
Don't pull it out if you're not going to use it zebra!
>>27383510
Oh not you too. :p
>>27381105
Nobody on /mlp actually LIKES ponies anymore!
>>27383535
you don't have to go straight to shitty emoticons
justapple-yyourself:^)
>>27381105
I'd rather have a small, less vocal/cancerous group than... dashfags...
>>27383555
Are you saying we are the only ones still going full pone? The only ones who still apprecuate the pony form?
>>27383573
Dashfag here.
Proud of it too.
Out of respect for Applejack, I'll avoid posting a rainbow dash image in response to you :p
>>27383599
Thanks I think.
>>27383582
>>27383573
now now, let's not go FULL circlejerk
>>27383599
thank you dashfag.
it was just banter anyhow
like in the show!
>>27383582
Not even those in this thread are truly pure... trust no one.
Apathy and Equestria girls has tainted pone love
Dirty dirty equestria girls...
>>27383625
Just panicked a bit. I just want to make sure /mlp/ was still /mlp/ for a sec.
comfy pone is comfy
>>27383652
jesus christ what is that?
when did AJ contract a skin disease?
>>27383465
>>27383599
>>27383652
>Anthro
Please, I don't want this thread pruned.
>>27383663
Sun cancer.
>>27383703
It has a stigma that attracts shitposters and mods.
>>27383682
shh anon it's okay just ignore them
>>27383689
oh it's cancer alright
>>27383703
anon pls
I mean, who wouldn'thugher?Then put those hips to work.
>>27383719
Alright, here's your "normal" applejack then :p
>>27383703
It's a preference you're overwelmingly allowed to be shamed for
>>27383749
bah! I'll be prouder of anthro than I'd be of Equestria girls!
>>27383749
Now Anon. He ain't hurting nobody.
>>27383742
Did pony forget to eat her apples today?
She's starting to look chipmunkish again
>>27383742
thank you for understanding anon
>>27383759
that may be true, but it is also true that most posters on this board prefer literally anything other than anthro.
Also we could be posting apple rather than arguing over anthro
>>27383809
True.
>>27383761
I'd say more catlike myself
>>27383829
>>27383761
also I'm pretty sure I remember that artist saying he uses his cats as reference for his drawings
>>27383829
I recognize all variations of that Applejack.
>>27383842
that would explain it
>>27383850
fuck
now I want a ginger cat with green eyes
I will name it sugarcube
does such a cat exist?
>>27383877
Most probably if you check the shelter.
But I'd be on the lookout for any cats that need you at the shelter if you go.
Fuck, now I feel bad for not spending enough time with my outdoor cat :(
>>27383877
Google says yes.
>>27383859
kek
>>27383898
>row three, column one
that is fucking perfect
>>27383949
Its better than the canon movie!
Applebutt
I make thing
>>27384020
Good job.
>>27384033
nigga pls
raridash is much better
see >>27370845 for evidence
>Only the bravest may venture forth and face the potential ire of the guardians of Applebutt, known only as Bucky and Kicks
>>27384039
why is that cute
>>27384084
because anything applejack is always cute
>>27384084
We need more honestly.
>>27384067
>Bucky Mcgillicuddy
>Kicks McGee
>Moist O'Cocksqueeze
>>27384116
too true
I'm already out
Well, night applefags. I got work in 5 hours.
>>27384432
We'll have apples when you get back.
>>27384432
Ha I work in 7
Suck my apples
Goodnight
>>27384459
>>27384432
I work in 2.5
Suck it.
>>27384472
I'm on my launch break right now.
What you gonna do?
>>27384481
Continue masturbating.
>>27384487
attaboi
>>27384481
What, are you an astronaut or something?
>>27384481
Gimme the launch codes.
>>27384506
sorta
>>27371620
Had my ears irrigated at the doc's today. They pulled out a mountain of wax, I swear I weigh less now than I did this morning.
>>27384585
How much does something like that cost?
>>27384658
Had a twenty dollar co-pay, insurance covers the rest.
>>27384673
Thanks
Itty bitty appul
>>27386006
>Appletini
I have seen a horrible alternate reality
One without apples
>>27386933
Anon don't scare me like that. The Apples never die. They just rest after releasing their mortal coils.
>>27386966
>>27383380
Don't do this to me Anon.
>>27387152
Pushed as fuck, and it should probably be white creatures that gain vigilance and green creatures that gain trample.
Good on whoever made it for getting the wording right, though. A rare sight in custom cards.
>>27387197
That would be me, and I thought giving white creatures trample and green vigilance was a nice gimmick.
Another one I made. I like to make these when I'm drunk.
>>27387214
See, now this one is extremely powerful, but you completely missed the color pie. This is a green and white card, nothing about it is blue. Creature and legendary fetch is green-white, creature cost reduction is mostly green, and the activated is certainly white.
Between a good body, evasion, indestructible, and all those abilities, this thing should be costed 10+
I understand you're just making these for fun, I just get anal about magic card design, heh.
>>27383599
To me, you guys are among the least cancerous fans on here. glimmerfags and spikefags are the ones who need a good gassing.
>>27387290
I made my own colour pie for ponies though. Earth ponies are green or white, unicorns white or blue and pegasi red or blue.
Changelings are black or red, diamond dogs green or red, minotaurs red or white and gryphons blue or green.
Wante to do a whole pony set... But never found the time to do so.
The wording and grammar is weird on this one, but I didn't have a good grasp on the english language back then.
And yeah... I tend to make cards too strong.
>>27387336
Oh, I misread your post then. Yeah, you're right. I typed and "coloured" her first and thought of a fitting ability for her later.
I just want to hold her guys...
>yeehaw
>>27388538
Just keep strong. She wouldn't want to see you crying because of her.
>>27388551
Do people actually cry over this stuff?
>>27388608
Of course not. We cry on the inside.
