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>>27362278
DATE night continues. Will the villians find love, or which it go down as a night of infamy? Find out, in "date night part two: Dinner and DEATH"
>>27362298
Sheets
>>27362312
http://pastebin.com/hirneSC9
>>27362312
http://pastebin.com/8V88tWpt
>>27362278
http://pastebin.com/RfLjWSv4
>>27362437
>>27362347
>>27362317
You have arrived at the restaurants.
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Kero'mas and TADS arrive at the Twin dragons, the pony behind the counter looks up "Buffet is 12.95 and comes with fountain drinks."
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Sir Loing and and Dreadjaw, on the other hand, are greeted by an immaculately dressed elk waiter. "Ah very good sir, your siting arrangements are ready." (did Sir Loing choose a private booth or spinny table?)
>>27362546
TADS nods hands the cashier a wallet he stole along the way,
"Umm, keep the change."
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>Private booth
"Thank you, tell my brother I owe him one."
Sir Loin says, looking to Cerulean,
"I had my brother make sure the sushi you order tonight will come in larger servings, with an appetite like yours I know the tiny things wouldn't be that appealing on their own."
>>27362633
Cerulean is looking around at the restaurant, having never eaten here before nor here to trash the place, everything seems to catch her attention.
"Heh, yeah. Little minnows ar-r-r-ren't enough for me anymore."
"I'll...tr-r-r-ry not to make the bill to high, though."
>>27362719
"Not an issue, like I said, a double income from both TADS and his pseudo-parents makes me able to afford such."
>>27362546
''A buffet huh?...It has been quite a while since I last been in one...''
She silently judges the place for anything unsanitary
>>27362633
''Funny how I have not destroyed this place when we were playing our little game some days ago...So close to my home and I haven't even noticed it...Ah well it doesn't matter, I still won in the end'' She chuckles, whispering to Tads, an arm wrapped around his
>>27362749
Cerulean can't help but chuckle at that with a grin.
"Alr-r-r-right then. If you say so, then I guess it's time to splurge!" She says excitedly, becoming more eager for the meal soon to come.
>>27362761
"It's got some healthy stuff, see look, there's even a salad bar."
TADS says, waiting for the waiter to show them where to sit.
>>27362761
The food is out in bin/strays being kept warmed, and people are going by and scooping it out. "Disease vector potential" doens't begin to cover it.
>>27362749
>>27362719
Two menus are handed to you. Now you must make the most difficult decision ever. WHAT WILL YOU ORDER? (and what wines go well with it?)
>>27362633
Also, what will you get from the buffet?
>>27362787
''Yes I see that. Why don't we get our meals and get ourselves seated, hmn? come on'' she pulls him along
>>27362806
Her face contorts a bit, but she tries to not show.
She gets herself a tray with cabbges, carrots, sweet potatoes, some sushi and rice
>>27362806
TADS takes the whole bin of the Teriyaki Tofu on a Stick, pushing a whining kid aside when he sees him take it all. He then grabs two egg rolls from another tray, not bothering to use the tongs to grab them.
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>>27362806
>>27362781
"Do you drink wine? I don't know if I've ever seen you touch alcohol before, let alone the finer side of the spectrum."
he turns to the waiter,
"Benoît Calftier, and a selection of everything, please. Once my friend has found what she likes we'll take a larger order of that."
>>27362806
Dreadjaw examines the menu, her jaw hanging open a little bit.
"They be putting ever-r-r-rything into this sushi stuff," she remarks. Perhaps a mix of hunger, and perhaps ignorance of the surface world, Dreadjaw shows the menu to the elk waiter and circles a hoof around one half of the menu.
"I'll take all of this half here. And some eel r-r-r-rolls. Haven't had eel since I was a pup."
>>27362921
"I usually have a stash of r-r-r-rum at my place, but I didn't bring it with me."
She shrugs.
"So get one and I'll tr-r-r-ry it out."
She hands the menu back to the waiter.
>>27362951
>>27362921
The waiter takes your order, leaves. As you wait for your food, you have time to talk.
>>27362921
As for TADS, he may have gotten through the teriyaki tofu on a stick, but the tofu with brocoli, is blocked by a man who might be a large pony, or a small elephant, you arn't sure.
>>27362869
You just saw some coltkid not using the Tongs, and TADS was as well, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
>>27363049
Hmmnnnghtgh
''It's alright Kero, it is just a child and TADS is a villain...No problem at all with that...N-no Problem...'' She mutters to herself, taking deep breaths to maintain her composure. ''Tonight you are not Kero'mas...Tonight you are Marianne Moon on a friendly date with a business partner...''
She sighs and keeps her cool...mostly
>>27363049
"Move it blubber buns, some of us could can still afford to gain a few pounds."
TADS says, tapping his hoof while waiting.
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>>27362951
"So, do you have any family then? Don't know how different shark ponies are from their fishy equivalent."
>>27363115
The man looks at you, then rolls his eyes and goes back to stuffing his plate, you think you actually say him take one off and eat it directly.
>>27363115
>>27362951
(Gm's note, I'm going to let you continue talking, let me know when you want food to arrive)
>>27363161
TADS pulls out his knife,
"Alright, maybe you're so fat that you couldn't hear me the first time. Move your ass or I'm going to make you lose a whooole lotta weight in a very little amount of time."
>>27363212
The pony drops his plate and runs.Hopefully this won't cause repercussions later.
>>27363233
TADS grabs his food and sits down with Kero,
>>27363077
"Sorry about that, traffic."
TADS says, taking a pair of chopstick and stabbing his food like one would with a spear, and putting a whole eggroll in his mouth,
"I lovsh Chineseh food."
>>27363049
"I think I still do," she says with a thoughtful head tilt into a hoof, "kinda left home and haven't been back in a r-r-r-really long time. I know I had a br-r-r-rother, but he's probably getting his tail kicked by some br-r-r-road or somepony. Otherwise, just out on my own."
She gets a grin.
"Okay, my turn: what are minotaurs like? I've only seen you and a couple others, but you don't act like bullsharkponies, so I'm kinda sunk there."
>>27363249
''Oh yes, I saw...'' She clears her throat
''I do love it too...Say, have you ever been to Chineigh? I heard they have a very rich and traditional culture'' She leans a bit on the table, picking her food with a fork. she has no idea how to use those fancy chopsticks
>>27363256
"Well, depends, we're a pretty broad species. The average one though? You've seen ponies who are fanatic about sports, right? That would be my species, but about themselves. That being said, those are in the homelands, and life's feudal there. Meanwhile those in Equestria usually are smarter than the normal minotaur, but we can be... intense, at times. We're also omnivores, but we usually eat plants around ponies to keep them from thinking we'll eat them next."
>>27363274
TADS chews,
"I've been to Chineigh Town, that counts right? They've got some good Dim Sum there."
>>27363308
"But would you eat a pony," she asks curiously, "I mean, speaking from experience, they're alright. Need a bit of salt, but still alright."
>>27363308
''Psh, I suppose. I just have been yearning for a small visit... See places and enjoy a traditional hotel and sip some sake... You know what I mean? Before we take over the world, of course, ehehee''
>>27363333
"I suppose in a survival situation, but I feel as if there's much more fine dining to have then the equine races."
he chuckles,
"My relatives in the mainlands would argue about that though."
(we can get food now)
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>>27363338
"Sure, I wanted to travel abroad once."
>>27363372
''Oh...Once? Sounds like there is something to be told there...Where to?''
>>27363372
Without even noticing thew waiter appear(quite a feat when there are two supervillians at the table), you find that the food has appeared on your table. Teh suhsi has been decoratively arranged in the shape of a flower.
>>27363422
"I wanted to travel until I realized they didn't allow me to go on an airplane with a mask on. Or with, y'know, knives. Otherwise, Japone maybe, they make good porn."
>>27363438
"Impressive."
Loin says, taking a pair of chopsticks and grabbing a single piece, and popping it in his mouth, swallowing.
"Feel free to dig in, we're get more of whatever you like."
>>27363372
"Eh, depends how you cook them," Dreadjaw idly says.
>>27363438
>>27363508
Her gaze goes down at the food that seemingly to have suddenly appeared.
"Oh woah, nice! Time to eat!"
Forgoing chopsticks, Dreadjaw simply picks up pieces of sushi and pops them into her mouth, proceeding to chew and savor them before swallowing.
"Mmm, fresh and don't even have to catch it myself."
She takes another piece and flicks it up into the air, watching it, then slightly lifting herself up to catch it in her mouth as it makes its way back down.
>>27363508
''Well, maybe you should have just taken off the mask, TADS'' She snickers
''Oh, still in the age of looking at lewd things?'' She raises a brow, taking a sip of her drink
>>27363540
>>27363438
Loin smirks at Dreadjaw's actions, looking for the waiter,
"Our wine, please?"
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>>27363577
"I don't take the mask off."
TADS says peeved, before adding,
"I'm a porn connoisseur, I'm no child."
he says, smugly.
>>27363540
>>27363606
(the wine appeared with the meal sorry for not clarifying that)
The date (and meal is wrapping upnicely) just when it appears that it will finish up with no drama, cerulean hear's a shout "What are you doing here!" She looks and sees...
1.Her crazy ex coltfriend.
2. On of the waiters is a former member of her crew, and knows who she is.
3. It's a paparazzi, cerulean has been mistaken for the new shark-pony singer, jacuzzi (which is seriously specist, not all shark-ponies look alike).
4.Her crazy ex marefriend.
5.Someone else (make it up)
>>27363659
Dreadjaw turns to look at the commotion and, with mouthful of sushi and wine to wash it down, sees....
[1d10]
"Who wants to know?"
>>27363606
''Oh, you don't? Why's that? So afraid to let me know what you look like under the mask?''
''Pfft...'' She almost chokes on her drink
''A porn connoiseur...That's something you do not see everyday, I am flattered to be in the presence of one, i could say'' she raises her glass before taking another sip
''Hmn the drinks here are quite watered down...''
>>27363712
"Because I'm a supervillain, i'm not gonna do what those airplane people tell me to do! And those drinks are only watered down because they wanna save money on the soda syrup. Trust me, I worked fast food once. Not counting Dickbutts I mean."
TADS shoves another eggroll in his mouth,
"If I wasn't a supervillain, I'd probably be a porn critic."
>>27363752
''Hmn...A shame...Ah well, at least this salad is bearable for the night...Plus it is not filled with noisy ponies in here. A nice thing''
''Oh please, Porn critic? You're making this up''
>>27363708
She turns and sees Jacuzzi the newset shark pony singer sensation of equestria. With hit songs like
"Hi"
"How dare you take anyone else"
"I will stalk and find you"
and
"How dare you leave me I will find you"
she has risen to the top of the charts.
Also she's Ceruleans exgirlfriend. "I can' believe we just coincidentally ran into each other here. How have you been? Are you happy we broke up? Because you really hurt me when we did does it make you satisfied?."
>>27363786
"It's a part of society that needs to be filled. I'm too busy stealing things though."
>>27363807
''What you need is a girlfriend for these kinds of urges you know? Ehehe...Perhaps you could try going around and stealing mares hearts?''
>>27363819
"I tried having girlfriends, but they're not really into the whole mask and criminal thing. Besides, then I have to buy them things, right? That's how girlfriends work."
>>27363844
She deadpans ''Then maybe what you need is a prostitute.'' She says before breaking into a fit of giggles ''besides, I am sure there are some that are into masks and criminals, if you know what I mean''
>>27363791
Cerulean just stares and blinks a bit, looking like she's in some shock.
"Uhh...."
She gets herself grounded, and puts a hoof up to her face with a slight sigh.
"Well, been alr-r-r-right. Was enjoying some dinner with my da-I mean, co worker," she says, motioning towards Sir Loin.
"Ar-r-r-re you still on about that," she asks when the break up came up, "I told you: I wanted to do my gig and I wouldn't be able to be there if I did my thing, and you did yours. Plus, I'm sure you found some sur-r-r-rface dweller by now with how you've being doing, r-r-r-r-ight?"
She pops another piece of sushi in her mouth, then picks up her plate and shows it to Jacuzzi.
"Want some? It's r-r-r-really good."
>>27363874
At the mention of co-worker Jacuzzi on Sir Loin. "And just who is this? What are you doing with her!"
>>27363860
"I've had prostitutes yeah, but then I gotta pay extra because they find the mask creepy. And if you find someone who's into criminals and masks, let me know."
he pauses,
"Not like, weebs though. Can't stand them."
>>27363874
>>27363896
"I'm taking her out to dinner, and you are?"
>>27363914
''Oh, I think I know someone...'' She chuckles, already having finishd her plate
''What are 'weebs' though?''
>>27363914
"I am Jacuzzi and I am her girlfriend."
>>27363914
>>27363953
"That is Jacuzzi, my...ex marefr-r-r-riend," Dreadjaw answers with a slight scratch to her head.
"I, uh...pr-r-r-robably should've said something sooner...."
"And ex. We went our own ways years ago, and haven't spoken to each other since."
>>27363953
>>27363969
"That's lovely, sit down with us Jacuzzi."
Loin says smiling,
"Come sit down with us, you two should catch up!"
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>>27363947
"People who fantasize about them damned Supers and Villains. Y'know, like fans, but worse."
>>27363969
"We've spoken all the time." (and by spoken, she means shouted outside your window until you moved,and then found you again, and shouted until you moved)
>>27363987
''Oh...Oooh, I met the kind once...'' She shakes her head ''Don't tell me you had the displeasure of seeing a crazy fan like that too? Goodness I just remembered how terrible was their smell...''
>>27363996
"Me yelling back at you and going to bed afterwar-r-r-rds is not 'speaking.' It isn't even a parley."
>>27363987
"Loin, no. She be cr-r-r-razier than me when blood in in the water."
>>27364039
"Only when dating, the kind that want to get in my pants a little waaay too much. Creepy stuff."
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>>27364058
"Oh really? I could ask my brother to make her leave if you needed."
>>27364069
Cerulean was just about to say something, but something seemed to click in her head. In that big, most likely very thick and dense, head of hers.
"Actually...no. No."
She gets a slight smirk.
"I think this may work out somehow. Sorry to br-r-r-ring business into this by the way."
>>27364069
''Real girls aren't quite like the ones in the pornos, are they? huhuhuu'' She leans back on her seat, smiling smugly
''And I thought you would like that kind of thing wouldn't you? A porn connoiseur like yourself should be able to keep up with the thirst of a young filly!''
>>27364069
>>27364058
"No I will not leave. I will sit here, and we will talk about everything you have done everywhere you have been and everyone you have ever talked to since you tried to leave me!" She practically shouts as she forces herself into a seat.
>>27364039
>>27364069
Meanwhile, back at the Twin Dragons, as you are continuing to discuss weebs, you see sirens approaching, it looks like someone reported the knife. WHAT WILL YOU DO!
>>27364101
''Oh my, sounds like trouble is on the way, TADS...''
Kero simply remained seated, waiting for them to come, taking the last sips of her drink
>>27364101
>>27364093
"It's fine, glad to bring people back together."
Loin says smiling,
"First though, tell me about yourself Jacuzzi."
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>>27364101
>>27364116
"Please, it was just a knife. Everyone has knives at a restaurant."
>>27364133
''Why, I said you did a favor to that guy. Should we leave?'' She smirks
''Or...Do you have a fun idea to end this dish?''
>>27364133
"I am a singer, and the perfect person for Ceerulean. We were two halves of a whole. But she left me, leaving me devastated how could she leave me. I want her to understand, and feel my pain.
>>27364133
>>27364116
The police cart stops. And the two officers unhitch themselves and head to the door. They will probably arrive next time the GM posts.
>>27364159
"Can you describe your chemistry between you and Cerulean? I wouldn't have guessed besides sharing race."
>>27364159
>>27364150
"Sure, they're not after you, you go out and wait outside, I'll be out in a second."
TADS says, getting some ice cream before sitting back down in his seat,
"Trust me"
>>27364101
"Oh, by all means," Cerulean says, now having a change of tune suddenly.
>>27364159
>>27364178
"Yeah...all the guys were kinda pushovers gr-r-r-rowing up. And I didn't want to be stuck with some wimp, so...I kinda exper-r-r-rimented. And, well, found Jacuzzi and...yeah. R-r-r-rough waters at midnight if you catch me dr-r-r-rift."
"And I left because you wanted to sing, and I wanted to do pir-r-r-rate stuff. I wouldn't be able to be at your concerts if I'm out pillaging everything on land."
>>27364178
>>27364159
''Oh please, I wouldn't want to miss this.'' She says getting up and moving back ''I'll be hiding back here for a nice view of the action.''
>>27364204
"No I mean I want you outside for this, trust me."
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>>27364188
>>27364159
"Hmmm, and what was your side Jacuzzi."
>>27364220
>>27364188
"You left me for no good reason. Oh you said you wanted to pirate, but I know you just wanted to leave. We were perfect!"
>>27364204
>>27364220
The cops walk up to the table. "Excuse me sir, we have reports of you using a knife, we are going to need you to come with us."
>>27364220
''Oh?...Very well then, but don't keep me waiting for too long now, you hear?''
>>27364243
Kero waits outside after walking to the cashier and fetching a fortune cookie
>>27364243
>>27364246
On that note, PAUSED
