You're in equestria, and You have shapeshift ability
What do?
>>27348703
Turn into a dog and hump legs. When the time comes when they would want to neuter me I'm gonna go "Ro Ro!" bite them on junk and move on to a different town with a different disguise. Rinse and repeat until I've gone full circle THEN I switch to being a different animal and do the whole thing again.
>>27348703
integrate into a changeling hive with no one being the wiser
>>27348703
>Transform into one of M6.
>Fuck one of the other M6.
>Do the same thing but as the pone that was just fucked.
>Do this to all of them until they've all fucked each other once.
>One day they'll realize it wasn't actually each other they were fucking but that is was me,AUSTIN!
Squeeze all ponies crotchtits
>>27348851
36 copulations? Realy? How many days would it take?
>>27348703become the qt pegasus mare
>>27348998
You means rainbow dash
>>27348851
>Who the is Austin?
>>27349009
no, a random background pony. Getting caught would probably mean death.
>>27348703
Seduce one of the ponies, add a few inches to my dick, fuck them raw.
>>27348703
Transform into a happy looking version of myself.
>>27348703
>Become a pony that doesn't look suspicious
>Copy a whole bunch of stories that were originally from Earth
>Rewrite them so they use pony words
>Find a publisher
>Get books made from these stories
>Cash Money
>Decide on making a series of movies based on an "original story" because TV shows aren't a thing yet>Create Neon Genesis Evangelion
I will become Beer!
>>27348981
>36 copulations
is that you Applejack?
Be just a pony, in any sexual way
>>27348703
Transform into a mare.
Hook up with some stallion. When we're done, go to the bathroom, shift into a guy and come back. Refrence something we did while fucking and say "best gay sex I've ever had"
Leave him feeling insecure about his sexuality.
Or vice versa assuming we have RGRE
>>27349212
I can do that with RD
Transform into Arnoldo, the micropenis
Teleport into vaginas to procreate by day
Fighting evil-doers by night
For I am not the penis this world needs
But the one it deserves.
>>27348851
>Austin
>not Dio
>>27349339
>ponies are the size of housecats
>a microdick is scary huge to them
>an average sized human dick will kill a mare
Transform into Twilight and masturbates in front of everyone so she will feel ashamed and everyone will look at her weirdly.
PRANKS
>>27348981
>"My girlfriend copulated with 36 mares!"
"In a row?"
>>27349360
>house cats
Nigger they have 1 meter height
>>27348851
AWW SON OF A BITCH!
>>27348703
Take on a new identity as an average citizen of Ponyville. Never look back.
>>27348703
Hide from enemies by turning into ugly sweaters knit by grandmas.
>DWAYNE!!!
Take the ember's plase and conquer all equestria to funding the dragon empire
>>27348981
It's only (5+4+3+2+1)*2=30
They'll notice something's up if they get fucked by themself.
>>27348851
>Not DIO
Faggot
