SEASON SIX CONTINUES TOMORROW (APR. 30) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
That's in a bit less than 19 hours!
607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Friendship is Magic #42 is storytimed here!
>>27326578
What's the turnover on Wonderbolts like, anyway? Wind Rider'd been something of a living legend, and implied to have perhaps "protected" his legacy in the past, so that might skew the records a bit, but even besides that, it's an outfit for top fliers and could be a bit exhausting to keep up active touring. The current roster seems to be somewhat established, though, even if not too much relative time has passed since Twilight first moved to Ponyville. Who knows when the next time they have another opening could be?
Rainbow Dash will probably hold on to her position as long as she's able, though, with her dreams.
>>27340698
Previous thread.
>colts
>filly
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes preview:
https://youtu.be/_1d1Ld_BJRA
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
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>>27346769
yeahhhhhhhhhhh colts win
fuck you fillies
Thread so new that no one will notice
Pony should pony pony.
>>27346787
>>27346787
pedofag pls go
>>27346788
>>27346769
>>27346770
Shouldn't you kids be in school?
>>27346802
it's friday afternoon Cherbear
>>27346793
Cheer up, you wanna go get some ice cream?
Did you know that fillies are the densest material known to man? The time space in playgrounds or teen idol concerts is known to be extremely warped.
>>27346817
I want tohold her hoof
![559388__safe_screencap_animated_cute_hub+logo_dinky+hooves_hubble_running_loop_ruby+pinch[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qRcSDtK.gif "559388__safe_screencap_animated_cute_hub+logo_dinky+hooves_hubble_running_loop_ruby+pinch[1].gif")
>>27346808
>>27346827
>>27346836
and so anon's budget was wiped out again
>>27346770
>Build Wall
>>27346860
it would be fun to feed like 20 fillies at once
I'd just get a troth and fill it with ice cream
>>27346842
It's too late, her hoof will never not be held again.
>>27346888
ponies hold hooves FOR LIFE
Fluttershy is ready
>>27346903safesthooves?
>>27346930
and now that she's blindfolded it is time to put on the gloves
Quick, post cute fillies!
Pony made you a very ugly toast
>>27346986
>>27346986
>>27347011
>I liked manes before they were cool
>new AT
>new SU
>new pone
I'M ALIVE
AND I'M FEELING GREAT
>>27347042
>I'M ALIVE
Not for long anymore
>>27346987
lolwut
>>27347059
>Remember when op wasn't a faggot?
yeah no
you can keep your silly 4chan clone.
>>27347042
>Silicon Valley off hiatus
>new pone soon
>>27347059
please don't tell me you've done that
we already have the sub and it's really dead
>>27347004
Why does she look like wonderloli
>>27347059
>you know what would be good? if 4chan was more like Reddit, but worse
No thanks
>>27347089
I've seen that link outside of MLPG too so it is probably just a bot advertising
I like cripple-chan's furry mascot
>>27347113
Celestia just yev-ruu'd all over the carpet
>>27347124
come sit next to me filly, don't mind him
>>27347130
is that some sort of princess ritual
>>27347165
don't eat too many of those or you'll get fat, filly
drink and pone all night long
>>27347130
oh no, not again!>Celestia Quest has been 3 years ago
>>27347202
I will ascend as Yev-ruu
of the tribe of Sunhorse
and I will have a blessed, greased figurine of a pony with me when I do
>>27347169
There's nothing wrong with chubby fillies.
>>27347220
Except for type 2 diabetes.
Filly NEEDS to be touched.
>>27347220
I like a trim athletic filly that I can take for walks without her panting like a dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pozDLjFUVbM
>>27347230
>>27347230
>>27347246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1d1Ld_BJRA
what draw?
>>27347264
Anon sandwiching a sleepy pone inside two bean bags.
>>27347264
a filly being entered in a dog show
>>27347322
look at that BUTT
>>27347331
she is
kinda, anyway
>>27347322
Is that a shemale?
How many calories does the average pony need per day?
Fillies are not dogs and they shouldn't be treated as such.
>>27347367
Oh, okay, I guess I'll just throw all these filly treats away then...
>>27347345
a grown mare can live on about 500 calories, stallions need a little more at 800. Growing colts need 750 and fillies need about 3000 from all the fillying they do
>>27347374
http://t-hoodie.deviantart.com/art/Central-Park-Sunday-605811158
fucking adorable
>>27347394
anthradorable
As you can see, most ponies are born with two eye shines. However, there have been various reports of ponies inheriting three eye shines, and even more reports of two shine ponies somehow GENERATING a third shine in certain circumstances
The unicorn said he'd grant me a wish if I sucked his dick. Who can turn down an offer like that? I've seen some unicorns do some crazy stuff so I figured a simple wish would be no problem, right?
So I do. His dick's pretty big, and I've never done this sort of thing, but I manage. I guess it helps that ponies have hair triggers.
So there I am catching my breath with a belly full of candy spunk when the bastard uses some sort of ventriloquism spell on me. Makes it sounds like I just said "I wish I could suck a really big dick."
Of course, that's when his beefy friend walks in. You know the type? Big Mac's build, about the size of a real horse and hung like one too? Unicorn thinks he's real clever and asks his buddy if he can do a favor real quick. I guess he's in on the scam, because he just nods and unsheathes right in front of me.
True to his word, at least he does grant the wish. I feel that weird prickly feeling of magic going to work on my jaw and throat, all the way down to my belly. So, despite this massive stallion shoving a dick the size of my arm in my mouth, he slides right in like it's made to fit.
At first, it feels like I'm gonna choke to death. You ever hold your breath for too long so it starts to burn a little? It's like that, until it clicks that I don't need to breathe. I let go of the tension and suddenly it's all hunky-dory.
The facefucking doesn't go on much longer. He kinda goes rigid when he starts to cum. The flare's unreal though. I thought he was thick before, but can feel my abdomen stretch with his cockflesh alone, let alone the jizz.
And my god, the jizz! Guy must have cock-vored a zebra or something, because this output is unreal. He's not even done by the time he pulls out. He blasts me with the last couple of spurts and then dribbles out the rest.
"I'd say he did pretty good. Deserves a reward if you ask me."
"I wish I could do that every day!"
Fucking ventriloquism.
"Sure, I could use a roommate like you. Gotta share a bed though."
>>27347420
Well the canterlot unicorns all get plastic eye shiny surgery to make themselves look younger
>>27347425
nice
nice
>>27347379
>Anon says he needs more than 2000 calories per day
>ponies in awe
>>27347379
This is true. Fillies are a great source of cheap energy.
I just like fillies so much.
>>27347479how calorie-dense are the ponies?
>>27347479
I'd have to ask them how many mares I need to eat to meet that. It would be one of my favorite things to joke around about eating ponies.
>>27347425
Anon you're dangerously gay.
Like hyper gay.
Like the kind of gay where it starts to become an issue.
Like the kind of gay other gay guys look at and say "jesus that motherfucker is gay."
>>27347512
>>27347513
Do not eat the ponies!
But I would guess Anon's diet would be lots of veggies with protein/calorie rich sides.
Maybe sneak some meat in...
>>27347517
I just really like big stallions, alright
lay off
>>27347433and it's exactly the character limit too!
>>27347095
Because that's exactly what she is
a wondrous loli
>"HE'S GONNA EAT ME!"
>>27347390
You know I was joking, come on.
Being a pony is hard from the beginning.
>>27347425
>>27347517
Just pretend it's stallion on human female
infinitely more unf
>>27347577
>making kids do their own construction work
Actually they're making prefab playgrounds so safe for kids these days they actually probably could just build it themselves
>>27347581
what
no
that's even gayer
pony
>>27347619
two ponies
working together
unstoppable
Pony is spamming the wow emote.
I will touch all the fillies. I'll ruffle their manes whether they like it or not.
>>27347628
Usually it's the stallion that's on top.
>>27347650
filly likes it
colt wants in
>>27347628can a pegasus hold an earth pony in air just by strenght of his dick?
>>27347652
that's not how they do things in Our Town
>>27347664Yes
>>27347628
Hey, Night Glider!
Let's combine!
>>27347672your pic explains nothing, anon
>>27347690gattai
>>27347517
>Like the kind of gay other gay guys look at and say "jesus that motherfucker is gay."
that's kinda unf
like, is hypergay a dude who dresses like a cheap slut in public
>>27347660
I KNEW IT
2nd weeding in a row this weekend, gotta keep strong and keep my power lvl hidden
I just wanted to say that I love all of you,even the filly shitposter anon
>>27347710
>he doesn't know
poor soul
>>27347741
>weeding
what
pony's been double-jumping all over the place ever since she found a set of Delta-V thrust boots
>>27347750
he's probably talking about his weekend in last vegas.
>>27346986
>>27347124
Quick, build more walls.
>>27347804
Is it just me or is MLPG shitposting getting increasingly abstract?
>>27347818
it's normal.
It's time we storm the walls of the filly's pillow fort.
>>27347767
>weeding in vegas
that's illegal!
>>27347827
Is that a slang for vagina?
![422990__safe_shipping_humanized_traditional+art_lesbian_lyra+heartstrings_bon+bon_sweetie+drops_flower_horned+humanization[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tlTMYAh.jpg "422990__safe_shipping_humanized_traditional+art_lesbian_lyra+heartstrings_bon+bon_sweetie+drops_flower_horned+humanization[1].jpg")
>>27347767
>>27347837
My bros are getting married, when Im here in my basement. Somehow Im getting invited to parties anyways, gotta keep strong and keep socializing.
>>27347660
gotta bury that happiness down deep
>>27347916
Lyra and Bonbon are your bros?
>>27347923
He's friends with lyra, but Bonbon hates him
>>27347581
That's just getting cucked, anon
![924143__safe_shipping_cute_lesbian_lyra+heartstrings_sitting_bon+bon_lyrabon_adventure+in+the+comments_that+was+fast[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WPZj9Ya.jpg "924143__safe_shipping_cute_lesbian_lyra+heartstrings_sitting_bon+bon_lyrabon_adventure+in+the+comments_that+was+fast[1].png")
>>27347923Lyra surely would greedily hop on my hard and throbbing dick, Im not so sure about bon bon.
>>27347986she'd expect you to hop on her's
Slice of Life was a mistake.
>>27347916
>Lesbian Weeding.
Triggered
>>27347988
>purple filly turns into yellow filly
That must be a strong flash.
>>27347996
>was.
is.
>>27347988
Is that purple filly NOI in disguise?
>>27348014
>is
will be.
>>27348021
I think that's dinky.
>>27348003
>>27348021
I was wondering why noi was tagged in that
![927654__safe_text_meta_fwslash-mlp-fwslash_twitter_drama+in+the+comments_drama+bait_social+justice+warrior_amy+keating+rogers_feminist[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rm084J4.png "927654__safe_text_meta_fwslash-mlp-fwslash_twitter_drama+in+the+comments_drama+bait_social+justice+warrior_amy+keating+rogers_feminist[1].png")
>>27347990
https://derpibooru.org/1039897
Serious question right here,how does it taste?
>>27347998
Are you one of the dudes who fired Rogers?
Fillies cause 75% of all casualties in average Anons.
>>27347425
That was oddly... Nice.
>>27348034
But that's not Noi, this is Noi >>27346793
>>27348045
nah.
https://derpibooru.org/1152223
>>27348046
and the other 25% are only walls.
>>27348048
then who is this?
>>27347963
Not if you're the human female
>>27348071
N O I
>>27348071
I HAVE BEEN TRICKED
>>27348074
Or the stallion!
>>27348088
I'd rather be the human female between the pony and human relationship thanks.
>>27348105
sometimes pony wants to trade
HORSE
PUSSY
>>27348060
lewd horse bits have no right looking that beautiful
>>27348126
>>27348128
They're filled with inner light
celestia's insides must be a furnace
>>27348133
I WOULD FUCK HER HORSE PUSSY
>>27348142
>insert yourself into her ponut
>she shivers
>>27348146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYFr6uCQTIk
>>27348147
>you meltliterallyit's like putting your dick inside molten lavayou die on the spotBAD END
>>27348128
https://derpibooru.org/1121556
>>27348128
Reminds me of raw chicken doused in olive oil.
>>27348164
Meh.
Meeeeeeeh.
That's the blandest horsegina I've ever seen.
>>27348112
Hmm, trading for a bit wouldn't be too bad.
Daapi
>>27348128
When it comes to Celestia, everything about her is beautiful.
boop
>>27348214
do you think Celestia makes horse noises when she sleeps
>>27348128
>that garbage
>beautiful
>>27348246
>>27348214
is that some sunhorse and femanon? would read green of
>>27348249
>guard walks in to wake her up
>Anon stops him
>"Ssh look, shes running. Hehe"
>her legs are slightly twitching and shes making subtle horse noises
>>27348262
you're a weird guy anon
>>27348247
I don't think that
I KNOW that.
I sleep with her, she's my wife.
>>27348249
BACK THE FUCK OFF??
>>27348262
oh god
isaac malfunctioned
ISAAC MALFUNCTIONED
CALL THE ARMY, HE'S LOOSE
>>27348262
That's not a new horse.
That's the old stale horse.
You just put a hat on her.
>>27348214
THE SUN IS SHIT
POLLUX IS OBJECTIVELY COOLER
I wish Pollux's Celestia read me stories.
>>27348268
there is no fucking green you /mlp/ sucm
>>27348276
that reminds me I was putting together a hat collage of all the hats Dash wore
I forgot about that, also i can't find the image now
>>27348291
>muh piss
>you will never run your fingers down celestia's long, horsey neck while she's sleeping
what do you even like about celestia
>>27348313
everything on Celestia is long and horsey
>>27348322
her big horsey dick
please not respond to this post
>>27348328
Oh.Oh dear.
>>27348322
like, man
I can't even begin
that'd be like asking me why Iwaifu lapis
it just is
>>27348322
I loved her in season 1, but I have a feeling we'll never see that Celestia again. She was pretty funny in Slice of Life but that's really all we've gotten for her.
>>27348347
TWO WAIFUS
>>27348346
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.
playfulpredator and prey fetish with pony
>>27348395
beach episode when
>>27348393
I've never really thought about what that would be like from the pony's perspective
>>27348389
go away, you shitty version of Rumble
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>>27347818
based on >>27348425, I'm going to say yes
>>27348415
first of all, how dare you
>>27348425
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>>27348393
I want it.
I need it.
>>27348439
>sheets have more vaginas than ponies
mooods
NOBBY LOVES FLUTTERSHY
>>27348454
you're just seeing what you want to see
I bet this looks like an adorable pony to you doesn't it?
>>27348457
he told me the other day he wishes he were more like Fluttershy, and that he wants a girlfriend like Fluttershy, and also he wants Fluttershy to be his mom
>>27348457
don't be silly
nobody loves fluttershy
>>27348457
He loves a kangaroo zootopia OC more.Possibly even more than he likes ponk.
>>27348466
>They look like ponies to you?
>>27348466
Nah, it kinda looks like a slut.
>>27348478
Fluttershy is a great mare.
>>27348480
>>27348503
one day you will get your comeuppance
>>27348504
she'd be a good cuddle side mare
>>27347042
new Archer
it's like 2011 all over again lads
If a black filly crosses your path is it good luck?
>>27348520
But someone aready cameuppher today!
>>27348538
only if you walk under her
>>27348538
fillies are always a blessing
>>27346817
I hope the little girls like Derpy as much as we do
>>27348538
Yes,if your wallet is still there.
Filly wonders who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
>>27348543
>>27348532
>side mare
My only mare.
TALKING TO MY CELLPHONE
>>27348564
hey anon
I'll tell you a secret
rarity'scoat color isn't white
>>27348585
WHOA DUDE I'M BLIND I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE
>people actually like fluttershy
now that's autism
>>27348595
>dashfags
kill yourself bronylord
>>27348601
>triggered flutterfag
Dash is the better pony, anon
>>27348592
yeah, it's actuallyblackbut she gets a complete weekly body bukkake at the spa and lets it air-dry.
Why do you think she takes so many trips to the spa?
>>27348601
I thought most of us loved her too
>>27348214
Even her insatiable friend lust?
>>27348595
>>27348601
>>27348612
Dash and Fluttershy are best friends. You can't have one without the other.
Pony says no but pony's ponut says yes.
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU
I'M SERIOUS
>>27348393
Anthro or humanized?
>>27348637
muh
>>27348657
man that one on the left is really into it
Applejack is a very pretty pony.
>>27348634
Why is pony's butt voice so....baritone?
>>27348681
most of them are
>>27348681
Mares are all pretty ponies.
>>27348688
>see-through
I REALLY like her mane.
Pick a pony, any pony.
>>27348726
>>27348726
JET SET
>>27348718
Would you try to chew on it to make sure it isnt taffy?
>>27348687
Ponies' butt voice actually seems to be coming from the closet.
>>27348726
Mur
>>27348726
ピーチフィリー
>>27348726
Princess Celestia!
We should build a wall to keep the fillies out.
We should allow the fillies to come and go as they please
>>27348770
we should build a door to let the fillies in.
>>27348779
a tiny door with a flap
>>27348779
We should build a sentry gun to keep the fillies out.
prettied up with nowhere to go and nothing to do
week 134
>>27348770
>>27348779
>>27348788
I agree. We need a wall to stop illegal filly immigration. Then a big beautiful flap door.
We still want fillies, they will still be allowed in but legally. We only want the best fillies.
