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>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
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>>27319609
Do you think MT would do a formal design of Muddle, Broil, and Thistle's mothers like he did with Mudpie's?
>>27319665
She. And I don't think so since MT don't come here no more.
>>27319668
Does she do any commissions?
>>27319703
Mhmm. Everything she has done recently has been a commission. At least 90% of it.
Do you think satyrs have any extra grooming products for their animal parts? Equine satyrs would have a brush and shampoo for their mane and coat; griffons would have pliers for preening, nail buffers for their claws, and a brush for their fur; drakes and changelyrs would have polishes for their scales and chitin, extra heavy duty lotion for their skin, some nail buffers for claws, and a separate toothbrush for their long tongues
>>27319856
All satyrs have a satyrlo. It's a specific tool to clean the part of them that is satyr. Normal "whole" species wouldn't understand.In reality it is a back scrubber that's head can be changed to clean the human half, then the non human half. Like those tooth brushes that have tongue cleaners on the back.
>>27319856
I would imagine so, depending on the individual satyr and how much they care about hygiene and grooming.
In the same way some people use all sorts of special shampoo, combs and haircare products while others prefer to just let things work themselves out.
>>27319911
>>27319876
>Prism owns eight satyrlos and a crate of beauty and hygiene products
>>27320537
>you will never see the pleased look on your daughteru's face as you engage in post-coital cuddles
How do you think each satyr would react if they heard their parents arguing really loud?
>>27320863
Pogo would probably be annoyed since he knows that every time they fight they always make up so its pointless to always go down that same road. And he knows that anytime they fight there is a embargo on sweets in the house.
Alex would stop what she is doing and silently listen in worried. She doesn't like when her parents fight and in the back of her mind she wonders if a marriage between two different species could last.
Presto distracts himself with magic.
Laika growls and starts barking at the source of all the noise. It's 50/50 if it helps or gets worse.
Middle gets angry himself and tries to ignore the commotion by either playing games or bailing when he gets fed up by it.
Misty silently judges whoever she feels was in the wrong and usually gives them the cold shoulder for a few days after.
I'm done for now
>>27320863
Double check to see if they have earplugs or make arrangements to stay at a friend's house that night because the bedroom is going to get LOUD.
>>27320863
Hope hides in the closet and covers her ears and waits until everything is quiet.
>>27319856
What would a batyr have?
>>27321900
A stiff, short bristle brush for her wing fuzz.
>>27319665
That makes me wonder... Has DJ ever drawn Femanon before? He likes to give his humans unique designs, right? So it'd be pretty cool if he were to draw Darcy's mom or any of the other human mothers together with their satyr kid. See how he pictures them looking like.
New monster girl daughterus, courtesy from /sad/.
>>27322510
DaughterU or daughterUS? They look the same. Manticore?
>>27322574
It may be one daughteru, but I went with two since each of the figures have a different hairstyle and headband. And yes, they're from Manny the Manticore. I say we name her Coraline
>>27322219
>How did taking satyr's family portrait go?
>>27322694
Some kids kept making funny faces, while others were behaving in an exemplary manner. A few families made some cool poses for their family portraits.
>>27320863
Depends on who they are and how old said Satyr is.
There's a handful I could imagine saying "just shut up and screw already."
Is it just the time of day or did that many people move to /sad/?
>>27325782I'd say I've given up on the premise of satyr entirely after years of disappointment, but I still check it. Take from that whatever you want.
>>27325782
I hope everyone's asleep.
/sad/ seems to be a lot more active than /sat/ which is both understandable and somewhat disappointing.I believe /sad/ should've been a thing years ago. Maybe things would've been different had we had a dedicated free-for-all thread.
>>27325782
Sex sells. Besides; could always start some more dedicated discussion; see what takes. So, who do you think has their license by the time second gen satyrs start to roll around?
>>27325883
It's 11:30 on the East coast on a week night, and this thread is less than a day old while the other is several.
Plus the other thread is mostly fetish posting.
>>27325928
>their license
License for what?
>>27325928
Who are the second gen satyrs again? The little siblings of the Mane 6 satyrs?
>>27325836Debbie Downer over here
>>27325972
Drivers license
>>27325977
When satyrs make babies. So when the kids of the oldest satyrs start popping up.
>>27326094
>Equestria
>Cars
Bruv.Though I have wondered how humans would propel technology forward if they ended up in Equestria
>>27326132
Exposure to humans for such a long period of time would totally allow them to have cars. They could just import them. Also Satyrs in Earth when?
>>27326158
Eventually.
>>27326158
I imagine it would take some time for Equestria to have iPhones and Delorians, depending on how many humans end up there.
Even if there are multiple humans I doubt they would have the stuff to even make the stuff up and running for a decade or more. Even then they would probably have downgraded versions of it.
>>27326294
Well, some stories have the satyrs with at least vidya. If the have vidya they DEFINITELY have some form of car.
>>27326294
Darcy sexting her co-worker in the office would be hot. What careers do you think other satyrs would pursue if they went to Earth?
>>27320862
insest?
>>27327012
Meme king.
>>27327026
>Pogo is the next PewDiePie
>>27327012
Glimmer: Librarian/Professor
Rory: Scientist - Magical Engineering
Apples: Apple orchard... All of them
Sapphire: Photographer/Fashion designer
Garret: Gay porn star(?)/Businessman
Ivy: Flower shop/Nurse
Timber: Park Ranger/PE teacher
Icarus: OTHER PE teacher/Illegal street racer
Prism: Fashion designer/model
Pogo: Comedian/Actor
Mumble: Librarian/Architect
Hope: Biologist/Artist
>>27327019
Wincest.
>>27327051
I always saw Mumble as a performer, like a musician or a dancer. Either that or a poet.
>>27327066
And I always saw her as reclusive, tactical, and smart. Headcanons. We all have them, and we all can make them great
>>27327171
Pfft, no, some headcanons are just trash and competent ones can seem like shit if you're not good at writing.
>>27327214
Operative word was can. Like in Ratatouille; how a good cook can come from anywhere and blah blah, whole moral of the film; watch Ratatouille. It's a good film.
>>27327263
I've seen it around four times, it's great.
>>27327012
Thistle would be a chef, Blare would be a tattoo artist, Snap would be an archaeologist, Broil would try to be a travel blogger, and you're joking if Ash would give up on being Dragon Lord.
>>27327315
No love for Simmer, Muddle, Gargle, or Freckles? Or those two other drakes whose names I forget...I wanna say Shotel and Mountain.
>>27327315
How would the dragons feel about a satyr dragon lord?
>>27327421
They'd probably hate it and some might try to overthrow her, but her parents have been training her for confrontation since she was 10, so she could take a coup or two.
>>27327390
Fuy drakes are hard to settle in to. Maybe Muddle would be a professional Let's Player and rage at video games all day. Simmer might join his sister and travel, or stay home and write and record a stockpile of cozy acoustic songs, Gargle would be in high school and Freckles would just start middle school. I don't know about those other two you named since I don't really hear about them.
>>27327457
>Maybe Muddle would be a professional Let's Player and rage at video games all day.
I don't know about Let's Player, but I could see Muddle playing something like Call of Duty or Counter-Strike and streaming to show off his skills, then raging every time he gets killed.
>>27327666
Devil Trips confirm streamers are cancer
>>27327051
>Pogo: Comedian/Actor
>Every famous comedian hates Pogo because he's more popular and funnier than all of them combined
What is every satyr's weapon of choice? Can be modern or medieval.
>>27329003
That looks nice!
>>27329003
What did you use? Marker?
>>27329093
yessir! trying to do more color but got frustrated w lack of sensitivity via tablet.
man, i have a way lack of colors lmao
Is everyone here still angry aboutelvesincest or was that a phase you were going through
>>27329003
Oh my. She's a cutie.
>>27329003
Given that expression, the way she's dressed and the fact that she's part manticore, would it be fair to say she's a sexual predator?
>>27329507
>elves
FUCKING FOREST DWELLING EAR STROKER
I'm always angry about elves.
I was never angry about the incest
>>27329594
>sexual predator
he'd be lion if he said she wasn't
>>27329003
... I'd ship it. Big bad Manticore lusting after those bunny buns. Hot.
>>27329507
We have elves? What?
>>27329003
Manticore using a strap-on to butt fuck those delicious rabbit cherks when?
>>27329189
Hey, it still looks fan-flipping-tastic. Gonna use markers more often?
>>27329691
>We have elves? What?
/tg/
>>27329691
>Not hating Eden Equal
He's pretty much made for bullying
>>27330146
Wrong reply? If not, I don't understand what context you are following.
>>27330323
>We hate elves
>Eden Equal is an elf
?Therefore: We hate Eden Equal
>>27330395
He's an elf? Fucking Glimmer; going out and doing a dirty elf.
>>27330443
MT drew him with elf ears, you can't really see it in >>27330146.
Personally I prefer horns on unicorn/Alicorn Satyrs but that's just me
>>27330460
>horns on unisatyrs
my man
>>27330460
>>27330626
This. Why aren't there more horned satyrs?
>>27330626
>>27330659
Do lower horns count?
>>27330701
Can they be used to cast magic spells?
>>27330711
Magic Missle
>>27330659
Because it looks ridiculous.
>>27330986
Not really.
>>27330986
This.
>>27330986
It helps differentiate Earth from Unicorn Satyrs and Alicorn from Pegasus Satyrs.
What are Satyr's bad habits?
>>27331813
Oliver eats chips in the bed.
>>27331890
>Bed Crumbs
That's a paddlin.
There is a small bar at the outskirts of Dodge City. Not many of the normal residents go there, but if someone is looking for any sort of gang member or indigent, almost any of them can be there if they’re not at each other’s throats while the music blasts to where they can barely hear anything from outside or even next to one another. Most, if any business between them is never in the bar itself, but in the back. An earth pony with an unscrupulous background is seen with a griffon making one of those deals.
“I’m telling you that these are some of the finest we can make. Almost as good as the real ones,” The earth pony wearing a coat tells his griffon friend as he hands him the metal object. “Are you sure? They don’t look as good,” the griffon says.
“Trust me my bird compadre, the looks aren’t everything. Rhinestones look as good as diamonds, but that doesn’t mean they’re worth the same.”
“Ya got me interested, what are ya selling?” The two hear a voice they didn’t recognize beside them. They look to see who it is coming from and see it’s from a strange minotaur hiding it’s face with a bandana and hat. The two realize that they have made a terrible mistake.
The griffon tries to point the metal object at him. The masked being shoots it out of his claws like it was nothing. The masked one than rushes the two. He grabs the griffon and slams his head against the wall, knocking him out. He then grabs the earth pony and lifts him above the ground. Utah then grabs the metal object, realizing that it is some sort of pipe pistol, and shows it to the earth pony.
“Now why would a pony be selling a firearm? And one that doesn’t look to be legally made on top of that?”
>>27332101
“I’ll never tell you anything. My friends are in the bar. Help!” The pony screams as loud as he could until he realized none of his friends could hear him. “I don’t think ya understand. Let me ask ya again. Where did ya get this and who made it? Ah’ll know if you’re lying to me.” The pony gives up and tells whatever he can. “I won’t! Please don’t hurt me. I got them from my boss, 10 of Diamonds. He wants me to sell them to possible friends who will return a favor. That’s all I know.”
“You didn’t say anything about where.”
“I forgot! I don’t know where it actually is. They make sure I don’t see. All I know is that it’s a building on a plateau with an odd looking cactus by it.
“Do your friends know anything?”
“No, they work for me. They know less than I do. I’m only 2. Can I go now?”
“Of course.” Utah slams his head against the wall much like his friend. He decides to take a look into his pockets. He finds a bit bag, what appears to be a fake id, and the strangest thing is a 2 of diamonds playing card. It has gold on the edges. Must be some sort of way his gang knows he’s the real one. Utah takes several pictures of the card and the pipe pistol and put them back to where they belonged after he is finished with them. Now all he has to do is find the building, but first he has to call someone.
He heads to his motorcycle and puts the pictures in a side compartment of it. He then takes off his hat, mask, bandana, and whatever else that would make him recognizable and place them in a different compartment at the front. Utah then walks toward the entrance of the bar and goes through the swinging door. Everyone in the bar stares at him and he softly says, “Excuse me, but is there a phone I can use here?” The unicorn bartender points to where the payphone is. He walks to the phone, seeing that no one is paying attention or even acting like they all stared at him at once just a few seconds ago. He grabs a few loose bits and calls the local police.
>>27332111
“Dodge City police department, what is the problem?” a female voice asked on the other side of the line?
“There seems to be something suspicious outside of the Sad Onion Bar. I’m not sure what it is, but can you please see what it is?” asks, changing his voice to sound more stern and confident.
“We can send a unit to examine it. Can you give us your name?”
Utah hangs the phone up and soon leaves the bar. He then gets on his bike and drive his way back to where he lives, a small cabin near where uncle Braeburn and cousin Ambrosia live. While he was driving, he sees a wagon with three police pony going to the bar. He smiles and waves at them, acting nonchalant as he possibly could. Once he gets close to where he lives, he turns off his bike and walks his motorcycle the rest of the way there, not wanting to wake up anyone around him. He parks his bike where he always has and takes everything he needs out of the bike. As he grabs an elevation map, he notices the time and sees how late it is. He decides that he will look into it later because he still has to do work with Braeburn and his family.
End
>>27332124
I liked it
fresh from /sad/, between snapshot and halfpipe
.
>snapshot's passion for photography led him on a short encounter with shooting action shots, challenging himself to catchh clear, crisp shots of the dramatic inbetweens.
>since his mom knows everypony worth knowing, she set him up with a kid to help him out.
>she was even around his age, and a cutie to boot!
>she liked to ride various vehicles, skateboards, scooters, and even bikes here and there, and snapshot was more than happy to film her until the sun shone a pretty orange glow on the pegasatyr.
>young makeouts and experimenting over a summer-long collaboration between the two.
>>27331813
Hotshot can be a slob sometimes and leaves his room in a mess. He also enjoys junk food a bit too much.
>>27331813
Rory sometimes wonders what's the point of something he's doing and asks himself if anyone even gives a shit.
>>27333393
That's not a bad habit; that's depression. He needs help.
>>27328998
I've always thought of Garret as someone who would something like a fencing sword.
Surprised no one has posted these yet
>>27333570
>>27333570
>>27333577
Doesn't look satyr. Looks like humanized /emo/.
>>27333570
>>27333577
i was about to post it.
also this the wet dream of Hikithe younger sister
>>27333590
>>27333590
They're both definitely satyrs. At least Bella I think her name is
>>27333608
Without the legs, it's hard to tell.
>>27333621
You can say the same about 80% of the satyrs
>>27328998
>Radiance/Blue Bonnet
Rapier or another thrusting sword
>Sirius
Axe
>Selena
Magic Staff
>Dawn
Bow
>Salai
A one handed flame blade sword.
>Annie
Magic Staff/Knife
>>27333640
You mean 100. Without legs. It is hard to tell.
>>27333719
Depends if you see the wings on Pegasus/Alicorn Satyrs.
Another reason I like horned Satyrs but that's just me.
>>27333732
Good point.
>>27333732
I'm personally not a fan of horns. I just think a horn coming out their forehead doesn't sound that great. Maybe something that isn't as protruding. If I had any input, maybe something like an indian bindi, but have it just there. Also have the colors vary and it glows whenever they use magic like a normal unicorn horn.
>>27333668
Hoefully Salai doesn't cut herself with that thing.
>>27333719
Some non-pony satyrs have minor non-human features on their upper body as well. Fangs, animal ears, horns, claws and stuff like that.
>>27334074
Casting spells would be easier with a built-in catalyst though. No need for those pesky wands and staves human wizards need to use due to their lack of horn.
>>27334524
I always imagined that magic just comes out of their hands.
Mandatory nap times must be a thing in the great bunny empire
>>27334524
I always went with the bull shot that hands work as horns because magic.
>>27334949
So, for you anti-udder Petunia fans; if clothing could be enchanted to hide certain body parts, and when you get Petunia naked she has udders, how would you feel? I imagine it would be like a straight guy dating a trap. Lied to.
>>27335118
I'd probably dump her.
>>27335118
It's not my fetish, but I wouldn't consider it that big a deal. Would still bang.
>>27335118
I have to ask the people for the udders this. Why? One I've heard is to show that she is half cow. She has cow ears, horns, cow patterned legs, and artist even occasionally make her hooves different to make them look like they're from a cow.
>>27336040
Udder fetish I guess?
>>27334524
>>27334524
Like I said, having something like a bindi but permanently there is what I would prefer if I had to pick. Just have it glow when magic is used and different colors like unicorn horns are anyway.
>>27336310
I'd prefer a horn, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
>>27336040
Because they want the whole situation to be udderly ridiculous.
>>27336664
I'm surprised we don't have a carlos picture with one of the satyrs because I swear there's at least one of those puns every thread.
>>27333732
Which satyr is this? She's a qt.
>>27336832
Glimmer, Twilight's daughter.Is that a puffy uvula or a penis on the left there
>>27336868
I have no idea, I'll tell you after i watch the show. It's shimoneta by the way, 'a boring world where dirty jokes don't exist'. It looks cool.
>>27336916
>shimoneta
>In a dystopian future, the Japanese government is cracking down on any perceived immoral activity from using risque language to distributing lewd materials in the country, to the point where all citizens are forced to wear high-tech devices called Peace Makers (PM) at all times that analyse every spoken word and hand motions for any action that could break the law. A new high school student named Tanukichi Okuma enters the country's leading elite "public morals school" to reunite with his crush and student council President, Anna Nishikinomiya. However, Tanukichi quickly finds himself entwined with the perverted terrorist "Blue Snow" ("Tundra's Blue" in some translations) when she kidnaps and forces him to join her organisation, "SOX," in creating and spreading pornographic material across the city as a form of protest against the regulations.
What the shit Japan
>>27337221
Like i said, it sounds cool. The description reminds me of Kill la Kill.
It's supposed to be very lewd.
>>27336310
It'd be wicked cool if they could shoot lasers from it.
>>27337292
Sure, why not.
>>27337273
It sounds like regular Japan.
>>27336868
I would kill for a girl with those hips.
>>27337957
What if she is SUPER otaku? Like pic related
What would be some of satyrs favorite classes be?
>>27338242
>>27339171
Glimmer; she's either crazy, hopelessly otaku, super lesbian, or a bitch.
>>27339203
I think that's great. I love seeing all the different interpretations.
>>27339203
In other words, Tomoko?
>>27339300
No, that's crazy and bitch. Otaku would be Konata. As for lesbian... I unno, who is a nerdy lesbian?My mind immediately shot for Undermeme. I refuse to acknowledge Glimmer as THAT. That's just sad.
>>27339615
Are there even many nerdy lesbians? All the lesbians I can think of in media are either bad ass or popular.
>>27340053
That crazy one from Code Geass who made a super nuke; which also hits on Glimmer's crazy portayal. Also the unlikeable bitch.
>>27340091
>Glimmer builds a nuke
How fucked are the satyrs and their families?
>>27340134
No more fucked than an average week in Equestria with all the shot that happens there
>>27341399
>Nuke is on par with Tirek or Sombra
>And Celestia lets that shit be handled as it happens
>UN questions why they should allow her to continue to rule her nation
>Celestia's rebuttal is to slightly move the sun away from Earth/the Earth away from the sun
>No more questions about her leadership is had
>>27341004
>"M'lord, yon satyr doth commune with the devil, he does!"
>'How so?'
>"Prithy, he doth perform acts of reading the mind!"
>'DEVILRY!'
>"He also asketh thee to 'find the red queen', but the card is nary found!"
>>27341775
>Nuke is disarmed forty minutes later
>And everything goes on like nothing happened
>The UN wonders what the hell could be in the water there.
>Favorite satyr becomes protagonist of latest movie you watched
>What happens?
>Pogo is John Wick and goes on a laughing spree after his former employer's son told a joke so bad to his dog, it made him run away. Now he's getting back into the comedy business, slaying everyone that gets in his path with a bundle of funnies and a serious case of the jollies.
>>27342438
So pogo is the joker?
>>27342451
Pogo is The Boogeyman
>>27342438
>Wreck it Gumdrop
I don't even fucking know.
>>27342438
>Timber becomes The Flash
>One day wakes up to a world where America, Ponies, and Changeling's are at war because someone had an affair and the cuckolded spouse got killed-cold
>Many of his friends are dead or completely different
>He loses his super speed
>His worst enemy is now a hero and not a bastard/bitch
>And to add a cherry to the ice cream sundae of shit; he has to possibly insure someone he cares about has to die
Seriously; watch Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox. It's fucking awesome. It's on Netflix if you have it and if you don't; you can easily find a streaming site for it.
How would satyr get by if they happened to live in a post-apocalypse like Metro and S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
>>27343005
Easy; all of them are npcs and all of them die, except some royals.
Or
They are the main character and they die many non-canon deaths; then live.
>>27342438
Laika's uncle goes away, to live in Whitetail woods, and leaves her with an envelope. Inside, a curiously innocuous golden ring sits.
She doesn't know why, but Laika feels that this ring is... Important.
>>27343260
Best toss it into the cracks of Mount Doom before the dark lord returns.
>>27343358
Yeah, she probably shouldn't sit around for fifty years or so. But Celestia isn't exactly good at conveying important information.
Fucking wizards.
>How would satyr (male or female) cope if they got raped by a particularly burly Equestrian? Like Troubleshoes size if they were a pony?
>>27343443
They would drool uncontrollably from the pleasure overload of a huge horsecock plowing their comparatively small satyr horsepussy.
>>27343513
Makes sense. Horse cock for a horse pussy.
>>27343443
>giant arimaspi thinks your satyr daughteru is hot and decides to use her as a fleshlight
>fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway for weeks afterwards
>>27343513
>>27343795
So if you were brutally raped against your will, you would enjoy it?
>>27343975
If it was by a girl, probably.
>>27344694
Is that Petunia?
>>27343443
Their feelings of violation quickly give way to uncontrollable laughter at his 8 second performance.
Rapist slinks away in shame, daughter horseaborts to be safe, dad finds the guy and breaks his teeth via curbstomp.
>>27344850
>daughter horseaborts to be safe
One of the advantages of having a horse-satyr daughteru. No unwanted teen pregnancies.
>>27344836
Yes it is
>>27345033
She looks unusually dolled up. Is she going on a fancy date?
>>27345135
>>27345135
Of course
>>27345772
Who is this cutie?
>>27345819
An artist's personal take on Thorn. Looks more like a Scootaloo kid, imo.
>>27345849
>Looks more like a Scootaloo kid,
That was what I was thinking.
>>27332124
Is there going to be more?
>>27347204
Yep, but right now I have family over and graduations to attend, so it will take longer than I would prefer
>>27348631
I just realized, the way Sterks drew Bucky makes him look like a R63 her. Huh.
>>27348806
R63 of who?
>>27348970
Sterks; the artist.
>>27349093
Sterks, Fuchs, MT, possibly /d/.
At this point, I'm just going to assume satyr drawfags are grills until told otherwise.
>>27349171
>DJ is a girl
So... DJ, you doing anything Sunday?
>>27349171
How do we know...? I got a commission from /d/, and he sounds guyish.
>>27349452
Never heard /d/'s voice. Just going off him/her rolling with a few discussions guessing their gender either way.
>>27349471
Like the gay thing? I dont think he's ever said anything otherwise.
>>27349471
/d/ is omni gendered. They are every gender and no gender at the same time. They ARE gender. You know the primordial ooze? That was /d/.
>>27349694
I want to fuck /d/ in its zlorg.
>>27349722
Hey, /d/'s apparently fucked a guy before, so you're in good stance.
Satyr when?
>>27350385
I hope this'll get coloured some day.
>>27344000
Even if she was fat and ugly?
>>27352330
It's probably the only chance I'd ever get to have sex. Might as well close my eyes and imagine she was Ariana.
>>27352493
>Little did you know she was
Ariana let herself go after high school.
>>27352811
Well, she is half-giant.
>>27352853
Her ass can literally crush your skull... That's kinda hot
>>27352918
>sex with her leaves you bruised and aching, but you came harder than ever before
>totally worth it
>>27352853
Speaking of Ariana, how tall do you guys think she would be when fully grown?
I think I'd go with 3-4m. Not a towering giant like her mother, but still about twice the size of a normal human.
>>27353092
So about as tall as a house? ... I can see it.
>>27353119
Depends on the house. If it's a small single-story house, I guess.
Who is Ariana?
>>27353888
The very tall daughter of Anon and one of those monster from mlp in that episode where Dash meets Gilda in her shitty home. The one eyes cyclops beast thing
>>27353888
She was created over in /sad/ recently and there was a bit of art and discussion about her. It turned to teh usual fetish stuff but I headcanon her as being really shy, and not good at talking with other people.
>>27355539
Yes they are.
In games where you can create your own characters, have you ever tried to make that character look like one of the satyrs here? Of course the lower half is literally impossible, but the upper half isn't.
>>27356113
I made Hotshot and Ace in Smash, and Glimmer in Awakening.
>>27356279
who did glimmerMarry?
>>27356653Lon'qu, but I would have gone Walhart if I had him at the time
>>27356279
I want to ask for screenshots, but I'm guessing you don't have any?
>>27349206
>DJ is a girl
>>27359612
DJ is a japanese samurai?
>>27359719
>>27359612
has anyone asked
>>27359612
Damn DJ, you are a very handsomeFemale.
>>27359727
On the internet, everyone is a boy.
Is DJ qt?
>>27359810
You tell me >>27359612
Frankly, I think he is a very beautifulman.
>>27359810
As a straight guy, I'm probably not the best to judge, but I'd say he's handsome. 10/10 would want to be.
>>27359719
>DJ
>D
>J
>Daisuke
>Jigen
DJ's final form
>>27359973
>DJ is an anime character
That makes way too much sense.
So, anyone got any jokes? Ideas?
>>27361307
Just things I'm working on right now. Maybe why some satyrs are friends.
>>27361312
I really miss the Celestia satyrs that had long hair. For some reason her daughter having ugly short messy hair stuck.
>>27361356
Oh? Like who?
>>27361369
>Opinions
And the counter-opinions were liked by the majority. Or people like both. Either way, most people aren't whining about it.
>>27361423
One of them is Darcy, Hope, and Tonbo. I see that they're depicted as friends, but it's usually never explained. Also how Utah and Feather Heart met.
>>27361312
I like both. Short hair when she's young and brash. Long hair when she's a bit older and becomes a bit wiser too.
>A calendar is going to be made featuring 12 lucky satyrs. Who is in it and why?
>>27362899
Hope, Darcy, Tonbo, Broil, Misty, Ace, Mistake, Dee, Treble, Gumdrop, Shortcake, Tonsils
Because it's a pinup and the other girls got tired of the M6's kids shit.
>>27362931
>over used, over used, decent, drake; under used, shit tier, over used, under used, shit tier, shit tier, good tier, shit tier
>>27362957
>we should fill the calendar with a bunch of nobodies!
okay.
>>27362974
>Implying most of those choices aren't nobodies
Funny.
>>27362974
Wasn't that the reason you avoided using the m6 satyrs?
>>27362957
Opinion discarded
>>27362931
>No Alex
How can you exclude the sexiest of them all?
>>27363744
>Having shit taste
Oh no, my heart is so broken now. For reals.Pussy.
>>27363868Faggot.
>>27363835
Because we've already got two token minorities, and we sure don't need a third.
>>27362957
>>27363868
How about you simply mention twelve satyrs yourself instead of shitposting?
>>27363957
>Token
Who? Gonna guess Broil and someone else.
>>27364392
Mistake
>in before she's a pony satyr
Bugs aren't people.
>>27364407
>that picI really need to see the second season
>>27364458second season is okay, but it's being done by a different studio and the tone is dramatically different as a result.
>>27364475
Ah fucking hell, I already dont like the sound of that.
