Are gryphons viviparous?Gilda thread
>>27316500
Those beaks not only look like they would hurt coming out, but they wouldn't be serving their primary function of having the young break out of an eggshell.
Think of them as platypuses. Born from eggs but maybe they drink milk? I mean they do have mammalian hindquarters for a reason besides fucking, right?
Bumping
Why is Gilda so underrated
>>27319502
That's what logic would say, but no matter how you try to explain it the two halves would clash with each other.
I think it's impossible to tell, it could be anything, so only Faust's bible could possibly answer this.
>>27319974
>shirt wrapping around the boobs
Dem talons
Bumping for catbirds
>When the sex is the just right.
>>27316500
>Are gryphons viviparous?
I think so. The alternative seems gross.
vi·vip·a·rous /vīˈvip(ə)rəs,vi-/
adjective
(of an animal) bringing forth live young that have developed inside the body of the parent
You judt expect me to know what that word means you dweebs.
>>27323035
>What is a search engine
Fun fact, lion sex only lasts for a few seconds. They're worse than ponies.
Even if you were a minuteman, she'd still be a hot mess when you were done.
>>27323465
hot
>>27323465
Forget how long they last, she'd love you just because your dick isn't ripping her insides open.
>>27323465
Please tell me more
>>27323465
>Be Anon
>Sitting by yourself in a Griffon bar.
>It's a 4 hour train ride plus a half hour walk away from home, but fuck if it's the closest place where you can get a steak and stout.
>Feels more like home too, the gloomier atmosphere, the smell of the grill in the back, the polished wood, the sticky floors, even the beer tasted stronger and hardier than pony cider ever could.
>The griffons leave you alone, rather than breaking into song or bothering you about being by yourself, another welcome change.
>The bartender, a beat up looking fellow named Logan, keeps your mug full so long as you keep bits on the counter, but was always good company.
>You and him told stories about your hometowns on slow nights.
>So you sit, you eat, you listen, and most importantly, you relax.
>You were seated at the counter, shooting the shit with Logan like you always do, when a good dozen griffons came in.
>They were loud and full of energy.
>Logan told you they were Lightning Gliders, some kind of sports team.
>You shrugged and he hurried off to take care of them.
>Tonight would be a listening night, it would seem.
>As Logan worked harder than the older bird was used to, you overheard a few of them at a table behind you.
>Bragging about women they slept with.
>That should be entertaining, you thought, and you popped another bite of steak in your mouth and let the rest of the noise of the bar fade into the background.
>"--this bitch was leaking. I'm talking puddle on the floor, that giant clit they got sticking out, whole nine!"
>Seems the green and white one banged himself a pony.
>Wonder if someone at the trainstation is expecting a hippogryph soon?
>His friends were eating up, of course.
>In a way, so where you.
>"I kept her begging for a couple minutes till I blew her mind. She never had griffon before, she said, but fuck they take forever to finish. I had to lie about blowing my load cause that slut lasted forever!"
>...pardon?
>You snickered and sipped your beer.
>>27323647
I'm waiting, Anon.
>>27323575
But, Anon.
They would probably like the pain.
>>27323647
For griffons, the term 'hot wings'is a rather high compliment. It makes Anon snicker whenever he hears it.
griffons a sexy
>>27323819
My friend had a cat and he told me that they certainly don't like the pain.
Dunno if that's correct, though.
a sexy
>>27323842
You ever heard a cat get fucked?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=387hiPVMRZc
>>27323881
Yep, sounds like she's enjoying herself.
>>27323841
>>27323852
>>27323819
What is your reasoning besides "Gilda's personality is a representative of the whole? " type of autistic argument
Gilda likes it up the bum.
>>27323926
Gilda touches herself to Dash's wonderbolt pictures.
>>27323926
Gilda has a hugging fetish
>>27323647
Nigga, you better not be done.
>>27323915
>personality
Are you retarded?
Your personality has no effect whatsoever on what your fetishes or kinks are.
My reasoning is simple. Unlike the mindless animals that cats and lions are, driven solely by instincts intelligent beings with self-control and the ability to chose would go out of their way to avoid the pain that is intercourse, if it hurt, and they would all die out from not breeding.
Birth may be extraordinarily painful for humans but the actual making of the baby is ecstasy incarnate. Without artificial insemination e would die off if our dicks became covered in spikes without an accompanying enjoyment of the pain.
>>27323903
those two are the best
better than gilda t b h
>>27323647
>"You got something to say, minotaur?"
>Ah shit he heard you.
>His friends, a red-tailed hawk looking griffon and an eagle with purple eye shadow, looked at each other, then back to you.
>Christ, the last thing you wanted to do was fight one of these things.
>You might have a good foot and a half on them but they can fly and those talons look sharp as hell.
>That being said, if he thinks you're some kinda mythological maze badass you're not about to correct him.
"Just listening to your story. Kinda want to meet this mare, sounds like she has a lot of stamina."
>He snorted at you and glared.
>Dammit, beer stop talking.
>"What's so funny about that?"
>"The part where a pony lasted longer than you, I bet."
>The chick spoke up and socked the green one in the shoulder.
>He whined and rubbed where she punched him.
>You'd have to buy her a drink later for diffusing that.
>"It's not your fault, Dmitri. Pony women last forever because their men are all weaklings."
>....what?
>Don't laugh, Anon, whatever you do, don't laugh.
>The red one added and nodded toward you.
>"You have been with pony as well, minotaur?"
"Yea, I have a line at my door every morning. That's why I come here, to give my cock a break."
>It was kind of true, sorta.
>Not really.
>They laughed though, even the green one, and you joined them.
>"What's your name, stringbean?"
>Dmitri, the green one, asked.
"Anon. You're Dmitri, right?"
>"Yup. This is Isaac and--"
>"Gilda"
"Good to meet you all. Logan said you play some kinda flying Rugby or something?"
>"Yea, but we suck."
>Isaac shrugged when the other two gave him a dirty look.
>"What? We lost by five goals."
>Dmitri shook his head but Gilda crossed her talons.
>"You two suck, I scored the only goal."
>"They emptied net to mock us."
>"Still counts."
>>27324146
>Good griffon green
Whatever you do, don't stop!
>>27324008
>intelligent beings with self-control and the ability to chose would go out of their way to avoid the pain that is intercourse, if it hurt, and they would all die out from not breeding.
Boy you are some special kind of retard
Follow this reasoning, cats are mindless animals who reproduce regardless of pain.
They are as you said mindless creatures, so they endure the pain.
Why would humans also not endure the pain if we are superior?
Why wouldn't we just invent special cock sleeves if the pain was too much rather than going through the time and money consuming process of artificial insemination? And would we really die out? I don't think so dumbass, guys like sex more than women, especially in this scenario if we weren't the ones feeling the pain
So why couldn't griffons do the same?
You even glossed over the birthing process which releases endorphins when it's over. So it's a "good pain" and went straight to sex because you can't come up with a good enough reason for catbirds to love that pain besides muh headcanon. If you had chosen that as your argument I wouldve believed you but since you didn't I'm going to say you're just full of shit.
Also reread my comment, autists like you tend to generalise griffons because of what they've seen from gilda. I wasnt talking about kinks and fetishes, unless you count pain as a fetish, which you seem to.
>>27324146
I don't tell writefags to continue out of principle of not stroking their ego, but you have me hooked. If you continue I will definitely read it.
>>27324262
I won't
>>27324146
>"Seasons over anyway. We weren't making it to the playoffs, nobody wanted to get hurt on the last day."
>"Excuses. Always excuses for our shit."
>Isaac got hit in the head with a worm and Gilda looked back to you.
>"So you gonna sit by yourself like a loser all night or you gonna join us, Anon?"
>Gilda nodded toward the empty chair.
>"Yea, I think Dmitri needs tips in the nest."
>"Ugh, phoenix's ass, like he can outlast one of those mares."
>You made your way over and sat down.
>On your way you caught Gilda sizing you up.
>Not sure if she's checking you out or making sure you weren't too big for her to knock out if she needed to.
>Didn't matter, you weren't winning a fight against three griffons.
>Not to mention, Logan would ban you from the place if you started one.
>Forget not having steak and potatoes anymore.
>"You remember her ass tattoo?"
>Dmitri rubbed his beak for a moment, then nodded.
>"Three balloons, I think. Bitch wouldn't shut up the entire time and--"
>Gilda did a spittake.
>"Dammit, bitch, control yourself!"
>Isaac quietly wiped himself off, while handing you a bunch of napkins to do the same.
>You followed his example but you couldn't believe who he was describing.
>It had to be a coincidence, right?
>"She have pink mane too? Smelled like a bakery?"
>Gilda was a little wide-eyed.
>"Yea, why you know her?"
>"She was the same pony who...err...helped me with my scones."
>Gilda suddenly looked uncomfortable.
"I know her too. She's from Ponyville."
>"Jeez, you too?! Don't tell me I had thirds then!"
>"Ugh, no!"
"Don't look at me. I dunno how you even kept her attention for more than five minutes."
>"Beats me. I was hanging out near the statue of King Grover and next thing I know we're rolling around in the straw."
>Fucking Pinkie Pie.
>>27324444
This is some good green Anon.
>>27324444
"I banged her friend though."
>You figured it was your turn to share a little.
>"She wasn't a pegasus, was she?"
>Gilda was suddenly staring at you.
>In the low light of the bar, you couldn't quite read her face.
"I think so? She was purple and had a horn too though."
>"Oh...I don't think I know that one."
>She looked relieved though.
>Interesting.
>"Well come on, Anon. Out with it! What happened?"
>Isaac offered you a worm and you declined.
"It's stupid saying it out loud, but I had only been in Ponyville a few weeks and she kept insisting I came over so she could study me."
>"Oh man, she's one of those?"
"Yea, and I fell for it. She's a freaking Princess, how was I supposed to know she was a shut in who read too many romance novels?"
>"Alright alright, come on, details. You ain't gonna sit there and tell us you banged a pony princess then talk about her book collection."
>"I think Anon ran out of there with his pants around his legs."
>Gilda smirked, her spirits back.
>That's good.
>Maybe she thought you were talking about someone else she knew?
"So, I'm in her basement, all my clothes are off, she's prodding me with what I later found out was a spoon."
>Isaac coughed, he was mid-sip when you mentioned the spoon.
"And next thing I know I've got two handfuls of her purple butt and I'm balls deep in her. She's calling me Starscream or something, I don't remember but it was killing the mood. So I'm going on for a good half hour and--"
>"Ha! Come on, Anon. We're not idiots"
"Hmm?"
>"Half hour? Really?"
>Gilda rolled her eyes and the other two laughed.
>"What actually happened?"
"What? I'm serious. By the time I was done she couldn't move and I was tired so I pulled out, put her in bed, and went home."
>Isaac and Dmitri exchanged looks that told you they still didn't buy it.
>Gilda, on the other hand, looked hungry.
CATBIRD CLOACA
>>27324971
The butt part of a catbird is cat, tho. So catbirds have pussy pussies.
>>27324984
CLOACA
>>27324722
>It made you a little uncomfortable but also intrigued.
>Maybe she believed you?
>Or maybe she wanted you to prove it?
>"So you think we're gonna believe that minotaurs have some kinda super-awesome sex stamina?"
>Oh right, Isaac and Dmitri were still here.
"Naw, not trying to say that. It's like when you drink too much and can't get over the hump, ya know?"
>"Not really..."
>"I think Anon has bad time perception, maybe. Don't minotaurs live for a few centuries?"
>"That would mean he thinks it takes less time, not more!"
>"What do you know about how much time it takes, Isaac, you never even slept with a mare!"
>"I don't put my dick in singing, dancing, peaceful--"
>You started to drown them out and turn your attention back to Gilda.
>She was looking at you with golden eyes, her gaze sharp like a predator.
>It made your heart beat harder in your chest.
>She smirked, as if she sensed your anxiousness, and turned her attention back to her drink.
>"They'll be gone in a minute."
>She winked, and sure enough Dmitri said something and Isaac was storming off.
>"Come on, I was kidding!"
>Dmitri took off after him, swearing up and down he didn't mean Isaac's actual mother.
>"Now that the kids are gone..."
>Gilda scooted her chair closer, her tail wrapping behind your back.
>"You telling the truth? I can't tell if you're lying."
"Who would lie about something that embarrassing?"
>"A good liar."
>She placed a talon dangerously close to your crotch and squeezed slightly.
>The tips of her claws pinched your leg.
>You willed yourself not to wince in pain, no way you'd give her the impression you were afraid.
>But fuck if being a little scared of her didn't make this hotter.
>"I still haven't figured out if I believe you or not. Buy me another beer and maybe I'll let you...demonstrate."
>She winked and you felt the puff of her tail slide under your shirt.
>You nearly tore your pants on her talon with how quickly you spun in your chair and called for another round.
>>27325072
>>27324722
>>27324444
>>27324146
>>27323647
>>27316500
Supposedly they do the egg thing (haven't seen anyone cite a source yet)
Still, like the idea more of her with a belly
bump
>>27325072
keep going please
>>27325072
Don't you stop you magnificent fuck
did he died?
>>27325672
Not dead, just stuck. I'll come back to it in a bit. Keep the thread alive.
>>27325768
Ok, I hope anon fucks gilda tell she passes out, only to have her wake up with anon still ficking her
>>27325951
Won't be that long but she'll def get what she wants.
>>27325951
>Week 3
>I've decided to keep this journal in the hope that someone will find it after I'm gone and tell others what happened.
>Water running low. Cooter numb. I can't feel my legs anymore.
This deserves a bump
Another bump
>>27326376
Kek
>>27319502
Gryphons have feline posteriors. Post videos of cats mating.
>>27325072
> stopping right before the sexytimes
writefriend y u do dis?
>>27328345
I did this a lot too. Writing sexy times, especially good and detailed sexy times is hard and needs time.
>>27328362
I know, I know, I've written sexy times too and they are tough; I just wish there was some more communication about when they are coming.
>>27328362
This. I'm really weird about sex sounding right so I tend to take a break right before it happens, to the ire of most people reading. I've read way too many stories where the sex happens while the writer is clearly fatigued and it's weak.
>>27325072
>>27328362
>>27328571
>>27329032
Really? Writing sex never seemed to hard for me, so long as you keep it detailed (which is the main reason guys even read smut.), and don't overload on the different names for genitalia.
>You fucked her sopping wet fuck hole with your meat schlong.
>Pounding your flesh rod furiously into her cooter.
>She screams for you to slam your humongous dick into her bitch box.
>You roar, as you meat cannon fires load after load of cum into her baby maker.
shit like that
>>27329242
That's just flowery prose. It works fine as greentext here but writing actual top shelf stuff requires going easy on the adjectives and metaphors and actually coming up with interesting actions and emotional responses.
Could writefriend give us an approximate time until next green? Just wanna know if I should expect it later today, or like in a week or something.
>>27329261
True, but it's not just greentext here. Smut is probably the easiest form of writing, because people aren't looking for anything big, they just want a quick and easy read to help aid their masturbation. It's just like watching porn, where the plot makes no sense, but hey who care it went straight for the sex.
Page 9 bump
Cat butts
>>27330019
yes please
>>27329273
Tonight
>>27330589
WWE Champion John Cena will...
You ever wonder if there are scavenger griffons?
Like its gotten so bad in the kingdom they have run to other lands (anon/pone) to try and live off more or less being free range pickpockets and hunting small mammals?
>>27316500
Fuck off furfags. Go back to /trash/ where you came from.
So here is something different.
I'm wanting to add a gryphon to a fic, but I was wanting it to be the character that mistakes everything for sex due to upbringing.
What sort of rule or code should be named for this?
THe other characters are naturally going to be perturbed by this of course, save the eventual love interest.
Part of the reasoning behind this is just how much fucking my cats get into, so to me it would be natural for griffons to freely administer sex to the point it makes
>>27330907
look right almost.
>>27330907
>implying that mlp isn't the furry fandom 2.0
>>27330589
This pleases me.
>>27331573
Depends if the gryphon thinks the sex is for pleasure or for procreation.
Procreation you could go the Seven-of-nine route when she first shows up on ST:Voy and just flat out tells Kim to disrobe for procreation.
Pleasure maybe you want to think 60s free love hippie like the people of Risa in Trek, where the booty is everywhere and all you have to do is ask (or display the ceremonial booty card)
>>27331793
Pleasure.
She knows that procreation is impossible for her with a pony, so she sees it as this idea that it should be given freely.
Like if she sees you with a night boner, you're waking up with a griffon mounting you.
Which is more or less how this is going to go down to start.
>>27331855
Fucking a sleeping guy is pretty rapey since it's one way.
I could understand getting a bit touchy and gropey as a way of initiating though.
>>27325072
>Gilda chuckled at your enthusiasm.
>"Settle down, Sparky, thought you got laid all the time."
"Never said that, and never with a griffon before."
>"Good, I like being someone's first something."
>Your drinks arrived, Logan didn't take your bits, and whispered 'good luck' as he darted back to the bar to handle the rest of the clientele.
>What a cool guy.
>"Well, come on, it's a good ways to my place and unless you have wings under that shirt we're walking it."
>She took her drink, got out of her chair and made her way to the door.
>You peeked at her rear as she pushed her way through the crowd.
>Holy crap, how did this keep happening to you?
>Not one to question good fortune more than once, you grabbed your mug and quickly followed.
>"Come on, dweeb! Keep up!"
>You put a little pep in your step and before you know it you were walking next to her.
"How deep in Griffonstone do you live?"
>"Eh, a mile, give or take. So you have at least that long to keep me interested."
>Great.
>Her tail whipped you right in the behind and you nearly yelped.
>"Don't worry, it won't be that hard. Never had a minotaur before either."
>Don't say 'i'm not a minotaur' like a fucking idiot.
>Be cool for once in your life.
"Well ya know, we're rare in these parts."
>"Uh-huh"
"Not many...ya know, mazes around."
>"Right."
"And ya know, the ponies don't like---"
>She was snickering.
"...you know I'm not a minotaur, don't you?"
>"Duh. No horns, no hooves."
"Then why'd you keep calling me that?"
>"It's fun watching you squirm a little."
>Christ.
>>27332127
"This better not be some kinda prank, hot wings."
>"If this was a prank, string bean, I could do better than 'come back to my place and show me how long you can fuck'. Don't read too much into it. I'm in heat, I don't wanna sleep around with a griffon or a pony, and you're in there bragging you can go all night. You're lucky I grabbed you before any of the other girls overheard. You ever seen griffons fight over a mate?"
>You shook your head.
"I've seen them fight over bits."
>"That's nothing. Ya know how ponies think griffons mate for life?"
>Another headshake.
>Also a sudden twinge of fear.
>"Hah! Wish I could save that look on your face forever!"
>She stuck her tongue out and closed an eye.
>You coughed and tried to hide whatever worry you had.
"I take it you don't?"
>"Course not. That's fucking stupid. But, ponies have seen two griffons fighting over a cock before and it ain't pretty. Think they came up with the 'mate for life' idea cause it made it less scary."
"Makes sense....I guess?"
>"Yea well, relax. I'm not looking to get tied down."
>Beat.
>"Unless you're into that?"
"Not on the first night."
>"Well look at you, Mr Confident, already thinks they'll be more than one night."
"That's...not what I--"
>"I know what you meant. Now come on, it's the one on the right."
>You followed Gilda to her house, passing a scone stand on the way.
>Guess she wasn't kidding about Pinkie helping her.
>Weird, you thought she was being sarcastic.
>"This is it. I know how many bits I got so if I find any missing expect to lose some teeth."
"You sure know how to talk dirty."
>"Yea, yea. You want romance and chocolates then go back to ponyville."
>You closed the door behind you.
>She lit a lantern and nodded toward the bed as she hung it up.
>"I'll be right back. Lose any clothes you don't want me ripping off you."
>Her tail slid against your growing bulge as she slowly sauntered away.
>If there was an olympic medal for getting pants off in a hurry..
>>27332277
My body is ready
>>27332277
OI
M8 helluva bloody dangus Ya got rit here
Waitin get mor like rit now Ya Ponce
Wotcher
>>27332277
time for cat booty
>>27332277
You win, my dick is ready
>>27332277
Trip Doubs promise for some good catbird lewd
>>27332277
Oh this is going to be good
>>27319974
Do you rmember anons, when the first threads of HumanGilda being a bully to anon? Remember all of those great greentexts?
>>27332003
Hence the love interest part.
Its his fetish, and part of why the rest of the group has some distaste for the two and the team splitting apart later.
>>27332277
RIP writefag.
>>27332277
>You left your underwear on, but got under the covers.
>The bed was a little small for you, your feet poked out the other side.
>Like it really mattered.
>When Gilda came back, she smirked, climbing atop the bed and resting her body on yours.
>"Under the covers? How's that supposed to work, dweeb?"
"You ever hear of foreplay?"
>"Not tonight."
>You had no time to reply, she lifted her body and pulled the covers completely off.
>Her wings spread open, like an eagle about to pounce on its dinner.
>Except her dinner still had underwear on.
>"Heh, I warned you about clothes."
>With a quick swipe of her talon, your boxers were gone, and your half-mast flopped against your pelvis.
>"That better not be it."
"Sharp claws near my cock don't make me hard."
>"Let's fix that then. You wanna see how wet I am?"
>Again, no time to answer.
>With a twist of her middle, Gilda was atop your stomach, her tight furry ass inches from your face.
>She pinned you on your back with her weight while putting a wingtip on each edge of the bed.
>Her tail lifted and holy hell.
>Swollen, fur soaked, lips were just out of reach of your tongue.
>"Alright dweeb, you and I both know nobody wants a beakjob. So....do something else that'll get your dick working."
>She wiggled her ass, her glistening slit begging for attention.
>You grabbed her hips with your hands and squeezed, pulling her closer.
>Her musk taunted you from even this distance.
>You leaned forward, giving her a long slow lick.
>>27333392
>>27333343
Not quite, but stopping for the night. Hot griffon sex next time.
Bump
>>27333392I lied
>She groaned immediately, the bed creaking as her talons dug into the mattress.
>You breathed her musk in deeply when your tongue crested at the tip of her slit.
>It wasn't quite as strong as when a pony was in estrus but her moans made up for it.
>All from one lick, too.
>You could feel your cock begin to spring to life but her sex beckoned you to keep going.
>Sliding your palms on her rump, you used your fingers to open her lips.
>Velvety, soaked flesh stared back at you.
>And just at the bottom you could see the beginnings of her clits.
>Ponies really spoiled you, you hadn't had to actually find that little nub in awhile.
>"H-hey....you're cock it's haAAHHHH!!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!~"
>Shut up, you're in charge now.
>Your tongue darted right for her clit when she began, the tip swirling around the little nub.
>Her paws kicked suddenly, but your grip held her in place as you did the devil's work.
>She took handfuls of the sheets, making all kinds of sounds you couldn't even differentiate from cat noises, eagle noises, or just plain lustful shouts.
>It didn't matter, every one made your cock swell and pulse.
>You wanted her more and more with every lick, but more than anything you wanted to hear her finish.
>She cried out a name that definitely wasn't yours as you felt her inner walls quivering with release.
>That only emboldened you, and despite her pleas for you to fuck her, you kept up your pace with your tongue.
>Every shutter, every bit of that orgasm, you wanted to feel it against your bare skin.
>Fluid leaked from between her legs, most of it down your chin.
>Her wings flapped and she tried to pull away from your grips, tearing the sheets in desperation.
>Nope.
>Not yet.
>One more lick.
>With an expert twirl of the very tip of your tongue, you pushed her one last time over the edge, nearly taking a paw to the head for your trouble.
>You took that as your cue to finally release her hindquarters and let her recuperate.
I always wondered why humans have such exponentially high stamina compared to other species of similar or larger size. I can understand prey since they need to breed quickly so they won't be caught off guard, but we can outlast animals that we consider predators which are much larger than us
>>27334439
>"Holy...holy shit, Anon!"
>She was panting, gasping, purring, the whole nine.
>You leaned up and saw there were feathers everywhere.
>Her juices were all the way down your chest.
>Despite all your work though, you weren't nearly done.
"So you do remember my name afterall."
>You smirked, sitting up.
>Your cock throbbed and bounced, her eyes locked on it.
>"Sorry? Come on, don't tell me you're mad about that."
>You slipped off the bed, stretching, your back to her.
>"Not like it matters, I don't think I ever came that hard in my life! Griffon tongues suck and the only pony I ever had she was...a little inexperienced."
>Keep talking.
>You moved along the perimeter of the bed, watching her watch your dick.
>She still wanted it, but she was too worn out to act on it.
>But her ass and that tight little pussy were almost between you and the bed.
>"So what, silent treatment? Your loss, dweeb, I got what I wanted and then some."
"You know what I did to the last mare who called me someone else?"
>You leaned on the wall, thoroughly enjoying the confusion on her face.
>The dim lighting of the lantern cast an awesome shadow on you, making you look a lot more intimidating than you actually were.
>"You threatening me, stringbean? Think you and I both know I'd--"
"I fucked her till she forgot who he even was."
>For the first time that night, you saw a tiny glimpse of fear in her eyes.
>Not real fear, mind you, but the kind you get right before a roller coaster goes over the largest drop.
>Grinning, you grabbed the base of her wing and flipped her onto her back.
>Her legs opened wide for you, she swallowed hard, but her eyes still stared hungrily at your cock.
"You're in trouble now."
>>27334480
WRECK THAT PUSSY'S PUSSY
>>27334480
Seems like Gilda's about to seriously reconsider her thoughts on mating for life.
Keep going m8
>>27334559
>>27334565
Will continue tomorrow night. Work in the morning and I'm already up way too late.
>>27334480
Pastebin in case the thread dies before I get back
http://pastebin.com/akymSQ1g
>>27334480
>I fucked her till she forgot who he even was
OH FUCK YES!
>>27334708
Well, damn. See ya tomorrow then.
>>27334457
We have sex for pleasure and our women do not display outward signs of fertility during their cycles.
Biologically speaking, you need to wire the male to wanna fuck all the time to ensure the woman gets pregnant, and the woman to be able to handle being fucked all the time.
>>27334480
It's only getting better
>>27334480
>>27334708
My body is ready
Bump
Good morning
Do you think Gilda would fit perfectly in the 3rd Street Saints?
>>27338365
Of course.
>>27338365
> Saints Row: Equestria
I didn't know I wanted this until now.
>>27339266
When you bring home a vole for dinner
holy kek
>>27326376
>>27339405
>eating rodents
If you love your catbird then you'll bring home sirloin steaks and bacon
>>27339751
> sirloin and bacon
Now, now, you can't go feeding her such fatty meats, or else that catbutt will get all plump and round... and... jiggly.
> Oh my god, Becky, she looks like one of those rap colt's mares
>>27339878
>cat-bubblebutts
>tfw you will never introduce a griffon to the wonders of human cuisine.
>>27338315
>>27334480
Can't wait for more of this.
>>27338315
>>27339878
That's not how fat works, anon. Overconsuming, especially with starches and sugars, will make you fat.
>>27341602
An ass man can dream, though. An ass man can dream.
I was under the impression that there would be green tonight, I feel cheated.
>>27341903
Keep your shirt on and your dick out, its coming.
>>27334014
I love this image.
>>27334480
>Even her purring stopped as you pinned both of her talons above her head.
>Her crest feathers puffed out, some final act of dominance your size alone put a quick end to.
>She was pinned below you, your weight alone enough to keep her there as you entered her.
>A shriek filled the room as every last inch of you penetrated her quivering lips, her back immediately arching.
>You closed your eyes and bit your lip, trying your best to focus on anything other than how warm and tight she was below.
>Even with all the prep work you did with your mouth, she gripped you like a vice, and you worried your boasting might amount to just that.
>Focus, you told yourself, think of all the terrible sex you've ever had.
>Strange thoughts to want at a time like this, but you couldn't let your species down.
>Or whatever, mostly you wanted to wipe that smug look off her face.
>Your hips pulled back and thrusted in her again and again, every time she'd gasp and moan loader and louder.
>After about the tenth thrust she came, hard, her hips gyrating and bucking hard against your grip.
>She pulled an odd way and your cock felt like it was bent to the left for a split second.
>Normally that would be awful, completely throwing your rhythm off.
>Not tonight, tonight it was exactly what you needed to keep going.
>You wanted to keep going till your muscles were screaming.
>When she finished bucking against you, you pressed her wrists against the headboard and pushed every last inch of your length into her.
>You held it there, letting her catch her breath and open her eyes.
>"AHhh!! Ahhhnon!! Ohhhhhmmmm...I don't know if I...I..."
>You were still smirking.
>She was panting, but she kept looking down.
>She wanted more.
>You gave your hips another shove, she yelped and pulled her body closer to you.
>"No matter what I say....mmmmmffff, don't....don't you dare...stop!"
"My pleasure."
>With a wink, you released her talons and turned her around.
>>27342273
>Her chest was against the headboard, her talons digging deeply into the wood.
>You grabbed her wings and used them like handlebars to pull her ass into your hips, the damp fur and taunt muscle on her cheeks pressing against you lewdly.
>Her tail thrashed wildly when you pulled her all the way down, and just when you thought you might be being a little too rough, she demanded you fuck her harder.
>Griffons were so much wilder than ponies, or at least GIlda was.
>You obliged, as you had been all night, and thrusted upward as you pulled her body down.
>It took only three of those to make her finish again, and like the last time you slowed your movements down and let the orgasm come and go on its own.
>Her groans had a hint of frustration, the second time in a row she expected you to keep going hard and you backed off.
>She had to know you were doing it on purpose, mocking her body's endurance while denying her that thunderous orgasm she was craving.
>You slowed your stroke down to a crawl, barely lifting her off your cock before bringing her rear down.
>"T-tired...?"
>Admittedly, you liked when she tried to talk, especially when she tried to stay tough during all of this.
"Nope."
>"Fahhh...mmmff....Feels like it..."
"Let go of the headboard."
>She did so without a word, and you guided her body down.
>On her stomach, you slowly moved the both of you to the side of the bed, till your feet touched the floor.
>She looked back expectantly, panting heavily, each talon gripping as much fabric as they could.
>You grabbed her tail and held it up, while slipping another hand underneath her hips.
>With one fluid motion, you thrusted into her again, this time on a more downward angle.
>She liked that.
>So much so you're shocked the windows didn't shatter.
>Sheesh, you hoped she didn't have neighbors.
>>27342273
>>27334480
Oh yes, there we go. I was waiting for the moment he'd fuck all the bravado and confidence right out of her.
>>27342420
>420
I've been lurking for 3 years now and this is the best green I've ever read. Please do not stop anon, you're the best.
>>27342420
>"Deeper!!"
>She screamed and you happily gave her what she wanted.
>You wish there had been a clock in the room or something, you wanted to be sure she was getting everything she wanted.
>Her body shuttered, and this time you didn't tease her.
>When her muscles clamped on you, you forced your cock to move faster and deeper.
>Your hands gripped her rear and held her hips still as your own pounded against her ass.
>A second orgasm quickly followed the first, warmth and a guttural bellow from Gilda your proof.
>Maybe even a third, it was hard to tell with how fast you were going and how wet she was down there.
>She yelled for you to stop, but you knew she didn't mean it.
>All the taunting, teasing, heck even her calling out the wrong name might have been to provoke you.
>She made no effort to hide that she was using you, something about being in heat or whatever.
>Even if that was a lie to justify dragging you to bed after only knowing you for an hour, you didn't care.
>It's not like you weren't enjoying the exercise.
>"I!!! !III I can't!!! faahhh--fuck!! Anhhnnnonnn!! I can't!! AHHH!! cum again!!"
>Sure you can.
>You slipped a finger under her thigh and pressed around where her clit was.
>Something round and stiff started to rub against the underside of your cock, and almost instantly her breath caught in her throat.
>One more time, you thought, the additional friction on your length causing your head to begin to twing and tingle.
>Don't cum, you willed yourself, clenching your rear and closing your eyes.
>Make her finish one more time.
>Squeezing your finger a littler harder against her flesh, you grunted loudly, and somehow that primal sound sent her careening over the edge for the who-the-hell-knows time that night.
>You think you heard the sound of a mattress spring snapping as you began to get close.
>>27342639
HAHA
SEX COMA
>>27342639
Oh fugg here we go
>>27342639
BANGORANG
>>27342639
>You were getting physically tired, your own endurance in a race with your building orgasm to see who could give in first.
>Letting yourself lay atop her, you slowed your pace slightly, focusing on rubbing the underside of your cock against her slippery walls.
>Through gasps and moans, she managed to blurt out a line that practically flipped a switch in your loins.
>"After...all that....you better...fill me up...or so help me...I'll suck every drop out.."
>She spoke much less intimidating and demanding then you were used to, the powerful griffon reduced to a trembling mess below you, but somehow those words were exactly what you needed to push you past the point of no return.
>You felt the familiar tingling feeling in your length, followed by an intense surge from below your glans.
>Holy crap this was gonna be---
>You moaned, you grunted, you clenched your teeth and squeezed your eyes shut as the first spurt of hot cum shot from your length.
>She moaned with you, her body far too spent to orgasm with you, but you came again and again, your pumping slowing as you satisfied her last demand of you.
>With one final hilt, you rolled off her, your cock sliding free and flopping against your stomach as you flopped onto your back.
>Both of you laid there, panting, swearing when either of you had the energy to talk, the whole room smelling of sweat, griffon musk,damp fur and loose down.
>"...you...weren't kidding..."
>Gilda gasped, rolling on her back next to you.
>Neither of you were in the mood to do anything but try to keep yourselves from passing out.
>Besides, Gilda didn't strike you as the snuggle after sex type.
>>27342796
>"I...this...this needs to happen...more...and often..."
>A talon lazily landed on your chest, running its sharp digits along your abs.
"Listen to...Ms. Confident....thinks they'll be more than one time..."
>She chuckled weakly.
>"Listen to you....thinks he has a choice..."
>She turned her head to you.
>"Remember what I told you...bout griffons fighting over mates?"
>You nodded weakly.
>"To get fucked like that...you don't wanna know what I'd do to whoever tried to keep me from it."
>She smirked.
>Even though you knew her for barely a night, something inside you knew she was serious.
>What did your pride get you into this time?
>With a labored groan, she reached for the nearby lantern and twisted the knob till the light went out.
>"Get some sleep, Anon, I still have some other terrible lovers I need help forgetting in the morning."
>With one last wink, she rolled on her side and was snoozing not a minute later.
>So much for catching the early train in the morning.
- End
>>27342853
And that's that. Completed story will always be on my pastebin here
http://pastebin.com/akymSQ1g
Was a fun as always, glad everyone enjoyed.
>>27342853
that was good
>>27342865
Good shitFizzle's Anon
You've done good, as always.
>>27316500
Mythologically griffons do lay eggs, and they're surprisingly hard on mythology stuff in the show when it comes to attention to detail.
That's probably the closest answer we'll get.
>>27342865
>glad everyone enjoyed.
Don't flatter yourself.
>>27342899
I'll take criticism if you have it.
>>27342899
>Being an unappreciative shitter
>>27342915
I'm here for Griffons in general and Gilda in particular, more than anything this story is about Mr. Snowflake and how Special and Unique he is.
Characterization is definitely off, of course your OC's can act however you want them to, they clash drastically with the source material when you take their gruff mannerisms this far though. Gilda is way more straightforward and blunt in her canon appearances, she's never shown any inclination towards double-entendres like:
>Buy me another beer and maybe I'll let you...demonstrate."
That's pretty much when I completely lost interest, so my critique is only really relevant for the first half.
>>27343141
You sound like you know what you're talking about. Want to waste your time reading my green?
http://pastebin.com/00qPExdy
I'm trying to finish it up now
Night bump
>>27342853
> she doesn't know about the refractory period
> no sleep now, only tears
>>27343141
I'm inclined to agree with this assessment although I still read it all the way through and had a good time doing so. But he's right in that Gilda wasn't a double-talker.
>>27342865
Good green as always.Are you ever gonna go back to Scones and things?
>>27343141
>Characterization is definitely off
I agree. My only real defense is if you've ever been in the mood to just pick a loser up at the bar and use them for sex, you behave a little differently. But yea, it was a rush job to get to the point. I feel like I wrote Gilda a ton better here http://pastebin.com/dVbVkPPn if you want to read. I appreciate the criticism either way.
>>27343934
Not entirely sure where to go with it.
>>27344326
I liked the one idea of anon hiring a pony to help them with their scone business and Gilda keeps mistaking their friendly jokes with them flirting with one another.
>>27344386
I had the first part of that fleshed out, but where to go after they inevitably fight is where things become, imo, a little predictable. Maybe if I can work that out I'll get back to it.
>>27324273
I lied, I actually read it all
>>27344549
So little Gilda green, how could you resist?
>>27344498
Its simple. You just just get them tohave rough angry make-up sex
>>27345014
All sex with Gilda is angry and rough, though.
>>27345080
Not always.
>>27345183
If you don't want constant rough angry snu-snu that invigorates the spirit but leaves the flesh weak and spongy, waifu something that doesn't have claws, talons, a sharp beak, and a bad attitude.
>>27345302
> not wanting to tame the beast
>>27345478
> wanting to tame a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus instead of experiencing the full thing every time
>>27345486
>not being confident enough to overpower her and make her that much wetter
>thinking being a bitch in bed will mean she'll keep coming back
Future cuck detected.
Tsundere catbird is best catbird
>>27346421
> thinking leaving her untamed means being a passive cuck in bed
Every sexytime is gonna be like Wrestlemania, and I'm gonna hulk the fuck up and smash that. But she's gotta smash back.
>>27346988
That's not the way you worded it here>>27345486
You made it sound as though she'd be domming your ass every night
That being said your comment basically rephrased >>27346421 to make it appear as though that's 'what I meant to say'
Tl:Dr you're still a massive cuck who can't into control
>>27346421
Are you the guy of the dominant thread? Someone please post the screencap
>>27347025
Tame means tame. I want her untamed. What part of that has anything to do with how I'll act?
One sexual tyrannosaurus deserves another after all.
>>27347149
Taming means you have the balls to go toe to toe with her.
Untamed means you're just trying to hide the fact that you are afraid of trying to dominate her.
Why? Because you are no Goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus.
It has EVERYTHING to do with you act fucking retard
>>27347196
Taming literally means to make tame, you goddamn ESL special ed short bus riding mothrrfucker. A tame dog doesn't bite. A tame lion doesn't growl. A tame woman doesn't fight back.
>>27347223
Nigger you really think a Griffon would go down so easily?
>not wanting a loving relationship with your waifu
Really though, you think a long happy life together is based on pure animal instinct? The older you get the more meaningful your relationship has to be for it to stand the test of time.
You seem to just want to fuck like rabbits until you get tied of each other then get another like a fucking chad.
If you don't take the initiative Gilda will never respect you enough to think of you as a potential life partner.
But whatever Im talking to a child over here, I forgot.
>>27347353
>If you don't take the initiative Gilda will never respect you enough to think of you as a potential life partner.
I cannot "this" this enough. Letting Gilda dom you is great, but if that's all you do she'll get bored. There's a reason she was friends with Dash, Dash would challenge her.
So would alicorns hunt griffons?
Assuming the cards and comics are accurate that alicorns are common and royalty, would it end up like the fox and boar hunts of old?
>>27348261
They would fuck them and make hippogriff alicorns.
>>27348388
Dubs confirm new autistic ocs
>>27348261
Why wouldn't they just hunt foxes and boars instead of another sentient creature
>>27346421
This. Bitch ain't gonna respect you for shit.
>>27348667
Less thrilling.
Being able to just TK slam the creature or float in the air makes such things boring.
Where as this, hunting gryphon, is far more interesting.
>>27342853
>>27342878
busted
Anyone know what happened to the anon who was writing this green a while back? I put all that he made in pastebin. I'm still hoping he comes back to finish one day: http://pastebin.com/y9YDdPmR
>>27349073
Its dead, anon.;_;
>>27348683
Right
>>27350236
>>27316500
>Are gryphons viviparous?
Dunno, but griffons arevivacious
>>27350335
Oppai!
>>27348918
I try not to namefag when I'm not writing continuations.
>>27350343
Oh, Gilda puts on that 'tough' persona, sure. But you know that, deep down, she just wants to feel up ponies, the dirty bird.
>>27342865
LONELY HEART 3 WHERE
>>27349073
for some reason I can't open the pastebin site, can you give a sample of anon's work?
>>27351139
Here's some:
>The pink-maned mare across from you crosses her forelegs, her face falling
>"So... you do *what* for a living, exactly?"
"I'm in a band."
>"I see..."
"We're a pretty underground crust-punk group."
>"Naturally."
>Christ, it's like the temperature in the room dropped five degrees
>Definitely not the best date you've ever been on, to say the least
>But also not the worst
>The waiter stops by your table, notepad in his mouth
>"Mr. Anonymous? Ms. de Lis? Can I get your order?"
"Yeah, I'll have a plate of the broccoli flambé with--"
>"Actually... I think I'm going to go. I've got a... an important gig to get to. I completely forgot about it."
>You don't even try to stop her
>As you step out of the restaurant, head bowed in defeat, a dark shape seems to descend from above, gliding in a wide circle before landing next to you
>"So? How'd it go?"
>Gilda smacks you with her tail
"I'm leaving after fifteen minutes. How do you think it went?"
>"I know you fucked up, dweeb, but I thought I'd give you the oppurtunity to *try* to save face."
"Eh. Nah. Why'd you think trying to hook me up with a model was a good idea, anyway?"
>"Because she was hot, dumbass! Are you seriously gonna complain that I set you up with one of the best catches in Equestria?"
"No... no, I'm not."
>You plop down in a bench, sighing
"Thanks, G."
>Gilda raises an eyebrow
>Or whatever the gryphon equivalent is
>"Yeah... go back to complaining. The 'heartfelt gratitude' is weird as fuck, coming from you."
"Get fucked, lion butt."
>"Kill yourself, monkey dick."
>Gilda places a claw on your back, scratching you gently
>"But seriously, though, she was a total cunt anyway. Thought maybe she'd be an easy lay, but I guess she was a prude."
"Pretty much. She kept using random French words."
>"Are you fucking serious?"
"Yeah. I think she made one of them up though. Unless *le salád* is an actual French word."
>"Ha! What a fucking dork!"
>>27350409
There is not enough catbird lingerie in the world.
>>27350409
Considering she never ever breaks character, not even at the end of Griffon the Brush-Off, it's not a persona, it's who she really is.
>>27352335
i wonder how she got that way though. in the flashback we see of her she was pretty timid, i wonder if she adopted it to protect RD when the other foals made fun of her or maybe it was after the junior speedsters?
>>27352349
It's quite common for people who were bullied to grow up and become bullies themselves
Night bump
>>27352500
I wouldn't call her a bully.
>>27353081
Why not? What would you call her then?
>>27353383
She gets angry easily but she doesn't go out of her way to bully people.
She just yells at people who piss her off.
>>27353815
No, in that scenario she did go out of her way to bully Fluttershy, deliberately obstructing her way so she could feign an excuse to yell at her.
>>27354120
You mean Fluttershy running right into her?
She didn't go out of her way at all.
>>27354594
No, the scene where Fluttershy slowly, slowly walks into her while guiding some ducks and Gilda intentionally obstructs her path
>>27354655
Not moving for some idiot backing up without looking in the middle of the fucking street does not make you a bully.
>>27354804
it kinda does
>>27354989
it makes you a jerk, not a bully.
>>27355154
>it makes you a jerk
bullies are jerks
>>27355223
Not all Jerks are bullies.
>>27355343
being a jerk is mutually inclusive with being a bully
>>27355448
I'd have yelled at fluttershy too if she backed into me in the middle of the street for a bunch of shitty ducks.
>>27355593
you're a bully then
>>27355638
>being angry at someone walking into you makes you a bully.
You must think everyone is a bully.
>>27355726
>being angry at someone walking into you makes you a bully.
no, but actually acting on it and yelling at the person for that does
I'd let Gilda bullymy dick.
>>27355760
Lashing out at someone over something silly and actively going out to make someone unhappy for your own entertainment are two very different things.
>>27355860
Not in Tumblrland
>>27355860
that's true, but the line between the two types of people who would do one but not the other is very blurry
>>27355996
Fluttershy is an idiot and someone needed to yell at her for walking backwards in a busy street.
She never did it again.
>implying you wouldn't want to get bullied by her.
>>27357271
im not an embarrassing loser so no
>>27357294
>posts on /mlp/
>not an embarrassing loser
lol sure buddy.
>>27316500
I read that as 'voluptuous'.
And the answer to that one is yes.
>>27357271
No, I do.
I want Gilda to enact her bootylicious will upon me at all times.
>>27353383
lol I remember when all the flutter autists lost their shit when that happened
>>27358045
>Fans of worst pony act like worst people
Who would've thought?
>>27358112
whoa whoa hey
Worst pony is tree hugger.
>>27358141
but my penor thinks she's ok
bump from page 10
why is she so perfect
>>27360592
>dem wings
>dat ass
>that closer general size to humans
>they eat meat
>cuddleier
>not afraid to get a little rough
oh I dunno... some things i guess
>>27360592
Feathers + Fur > Just fur
MLP quadruped with hands/fingers.
Confident and fearless
Color scheme that has four colors, while still looking great.
Plus cats and birds are just kinda cool in a general sense.
I would give that catbird some sweet loving
>>27361536
Also she's at that exact level of butch where chicks seem gay, but are most likely bi. So if you're into that, fuckin' jackpot.
I like Gilda, but I like this griffon too.
>>27362300
Greta's cool, but mysecondfavorite is Gustave.
The best part about Griffon snugglies is that occasionally scratch that one itchy spot with her razor sharp talons
>>27363615
Mutual scratchies.
Truly, they are blessed.
>You will never give Gilda the thorough dicking she craves and deserves
Each day is harder than the last.
>>27363615
Every time they fuck up and draw blood is a mark of love~~~
>>27364233
kek
https://youtu.be/qoewYZZolpI?t=9
Night bump.
With the state of the griffon home, do you think they would form scavenging and raiding parties, hunting in the countryside to try and find food?
Would some of these resort to banditry in an attempt to survive as they go too far away to make the journey back?
>>27366195
I'd say there is enough food to go by
>>27366240
But that's a boring answer and doesn't leave the possibility of having to take in a griffon and nourish her back up to health while trying to give her proper job skills.
>>27366300
If you want to write a nurturing story just do it.
The idea of a purely carnivorous species in a world of sapient animals is pretty grim.
Are griffons villains?
>>27366569
>The idea of a purely carnivorous species in a world of sapient animals is pretty grim.
It's also completely wrong.
Pic related, Gilda eating her stolen apple.
Also traditional griffon scones are a thing, scones are a type of quick bread.
>Are griffons villains?
No. They have never, ever, in the entire show's history, been depicted as such.
I have to legitimately ask now, DYEWTS?
>>27366661
>watching my little pony
>current year
oh el
>>27366724
>fans of the fandom
>>27354989
No, it doesn't. It makes the other person a jackals who needs to pay attention. It also makes you a fucking retard.
