Old thread
>>27153600
Would they get along?
![846520__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_derpy+hooves_eyes+closed_hug_mailbag_twilight's+castle_artist-colon-harwick[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8cgABeN.jpg "846520__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_derpy+hooves_eyes+closed_hug_mailbag_twilight's+castle_artist-colon-harwick[1].jpg")
>>27310638
It's interesting to see that even though it's already the year 2016
>horse pussy
is still hugely overrated.
>>27314441
>hugely underrated
FTFY
>>27314470>inb4 post purple or fuck off
>>27314495
You're that same faggot?
>>27314518
What? Who? I guess the answer is no. I, very surprised, just recently found the ntt alive. But I remember a faggot from ye olden days who used to say "fuck off" every time something he didn't like was posted.
>>27314495
post purple or fuck off
>>27314560
Oh thank god, i thought you were the guy who were defending having multiple waifus
>>27312186
I want to smooch this horsi!
>>27314602
Kissing is forbidden.
>>27314579
Nah, that's not me. Pretty weird association, btw. I'm guessing one of his multiple waifus was Applejack?
>>27314579
What the fuck are you doing man?! You are gonna summonhim
>>27314651Lector?
>>27314657Don't ask, don't tell
>>27314684
I don't think he's alive anymore though.
i want to hold her in my arms and comfort her
>>27314725
I want to hold you in my arms and comfort you, anon, while gently slipping a stiff surprise up your ass.
>>27314725
Jesus christ I read that like "I want to hold her anus and comfort her"
>>27314441
It mostly has to do with things you're used to versus things that are new to you. For instance, all women have a vagina, and if you fuck the same women for x amount of years, you get used to how her vagina feels. When you fuck a different vagina, you can tell the difference, it tighter or looser, it's wetter, or not, its deeper, or not. And in this story Anon hasn't fuck a horse yet, so this is completely different from what he's used to.
>>27314792
>horse
Call me crazy, but isn't Twilight actually a cartoon pony?
>>27314822
She's pancake
>>27314792
>all women have a vagina
This generalization is very insensitive to all women who have gone through vaginectomy. Check your vagina privilege.
>>27314894
I would not love her if she had no nostrils or were afflicted by any kind of facial deformity.
>>27314894
She's a dirty pancake.
>>27315073
A dirty purple piggy.
poni should lick poni
>>27315073
>>27315123
I want to get dirty with her
>>27314579
>>27314651
You did it!
>>27315342
Welcome back!I guess
>>27315365
Well, thank you, but I've got just onehusbando.
>>27315365
Goddamnit, this guy's back again.
Have you sat on a Judas Cradle yet? Because I think you should.
Which one, /ntt/?
>>27317769
All of them
>>27316444
someone please shop this with dat filly holding up some NSFW picture of twi
>>27312186
>Angry Joe waifus Twilight Sparkle
Dios tier taste hombre!
Theres not enough penis in this thread
>>27318557
i did my best, but it was not enough
>>27319125
and if you want another pic i can do it, but with just the filly holding it and wagging her tail
>>27319075
true
>>27318922
Yeah right
>>27319548
>Habeeb it.
Check his Battlefield I trailer reaction
>>27319914
AW SHIT NIGGA
I just came here to say that you're waifu a shit.
What's happening, friends?
>>27320718
ooh yes
>>27317769
I want to fuck dead twilight to drunk
>>27320718
Twilight is not for sexual!
>>27317769
Pizza
>>27321075
>pizza
>not pancake
Faggot.
What does her natural scent smell like? Fresh lilac? Lavender? Hot mare pussy? Cheese dust? Ink? Books? Horse?
>>27321796
Old books and lavender.
>>27321796
Soiled horse.
![305630__safe_twilight+sparkle_hooves_a+canterlot+wedding_hoof+fetish_crystal+caverns[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mOe8W6D.jpg "305630__safe_twilight+sparkle_hooves_a+canterlot+wedding_hoof+fetish_crystal+caverns[1].jpg")
>>27321814
>You will never wash the mud off her hooves as she giggles, trying to pull them away from your hands as you tease her tender frogs.
I'm sad and massively erect at the same time. I don't know how to feel!
>>27321796
She looks, smells, sounds and feels like sex
>>27321864
But what if her frogs are tough and insensitive, like a real horse's?
>>27321909
FiM ponies have soft frogs
>>27321924
>FiM
>>27321924
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your headcanon, man.
>>27321951
It's canon, man, i just don't remember what episode it was and what exactly happened, you will have to wait for another anon
>>27321968
I really doubt frogs are canon. Ponies have ever been shown only having flattish soles.
>>27314575
Sure thing m8
>>27321993
You're right about that, but they are soft underneath
>>27317818
>twilight sparkle is an angle
is she anacuteangle?
>>27321993
is it bad if I find their flattish soles cute?
>>27322638
The wall just got 10ft higher
>>27322644
Yes, it is. Commit sudoku immediately.
>>27322638
adding the an fucking ruined it
>>27322940
Shut up and dance.
>>27325447
Is she okay? she probably needs to stay out of the sun for a while.
>>27325474
There
>>27322023unnnnfff
>>27325694
You've seen nothing
>>27325711
Such a pleasant colour scheme to look at.
>>27325856
And very, very erotic
>>27319075
Twiggles is not for sexual!
>>27327296
I want to protect that smile with my dick
She's too sexy for a kids show
Twily is a horny mare.
>>27312186
Came to the OP image last night
>I imagined she was in heat and needed me to help wash herIn my headcanon unicorns and pegasi loose their abilities during heat for easier breeding
>Helped her with cleaning her hind legs
>Sudden heat flash, looses balance and lands in my lap
>The now winking mare pussy is firmy pressed against my cock
>Slide it up and down slowly, saying "You need it, don't you twi"
>The panting, blushed cheeks and cute moans say everything
>Press her against the wall and fuck her senseless
>Come inside
>Clean up and go to bed
>Snuggle with the exausted mare spoon style
>Fall asleep while she is cooing, snuggled against your chest
I came buckets at the thought, and was fucking my twi plush
>>27331278
i didn't need this erection in the middle of the subway. wait until i'm home next time
>>27331375
you're welcome, anon
>>27331278
>I came buckets at the thought, and was fucking my twi plush
>>27331426
>not fucking a plushie
next you're gonna tell me you don't even clop, faggot
>>27331971
You give me a need for a chill episode of Twilight which I didn't know I had.
Remember Anons,
Twilight Sparkle is Love, Twilight Sparkle is Life.
>>27332543
Twi is all that is and all that isn't
>>27317769
Book worm
>>27331278
Unf
Hey Twifags.
So I'm not a Twifag by any means, I think she's a fine pony, and I am personally aTrixiefuck, but that's not why I'm here.
I figured that at the moment, this thread would probably be the best place to ask my questions, because looking through this thread I think it's safe to say that this is one of the few threads up at the moment with non-retarded assholes talking.
So anyways, onto the beef of why I'm making this post.
Back on 4/20, I started going on my usual Columbine obsessed scouring of the evidence. I do it pretty much every year, as the date and the event attached to the date is very interesting to me, as is the psychology of the two killers.
It got me wondering, how would ponies react to Anon telling them about an event like Columbine or Sandy Hook, or for that matter, 9/11 or other tragic human-caused events in history? How would the ponies and pony society understand how horrible some humans can be and what damage humans have done ot each other?
What do you think about this?
I do hope I am not being too edgy, and I do not wish to derail the thread into talking about this subject, I'm not sure where else to ask though.
Since this is a Twilight thread; how would Twilight feel about all that? Or about Columbine?
Currently writing something short and cute for you all. I'll post it when I can.
Haven't written much in a while, but I needed to make something cute. Here you guys go.
>the evening had been getting longer due to the season
>Twilight had noticed her usual sessions spent in books gave her more daylight to read by
>silently, she thanked Celestia for the cozy warmth to read with
>it had been a while since her friends had been needed for some sort of problem
>being able to relax in her castle was certainly a little welcome, though often a bit lonely at times
>with Spike taking his own time out of the castle, Twilight was left with plenty of empty space
>the thoughts and feelings of any slight loneliness only lasted for a bit before getting lost in her books once more
>every bit of information let her take her own relaxation away from things
>the purple princess propped herself up against the desk, resting her head in her hooves while she read
>silence was broken only gently by every page turn as her eyes seemed to be the only things moving
>it wasn't long until the alicorn flicked an ear at hearing the door to the castle open
>thinking that Spike had come back from his own little walk, Twilight stayed with her face buried in the book
>a little bit later, the sound of hooves made the soft clippity clops down the halls until they were right at her door
>”Twilight, dear,” came the voice of Rarity, “whatever are you doing all cooped up in this castle alone?”
>the studious alicorn gave a small smile before turning to see her friend standing in the doorway
>”Oh, I'm just enjoying the calm moment,” Twilight stated
>the two exchange pleasantries a bit before Rarity walked forward and glanced around
>”Aren't you just a little lonely in here?” the white unicorn asked, raising her brow
>as much as she didn't like to admit it, the princess of friendship had been more than a little lonely, even if there was time to do as she wished
>>27336211
>time to read or not, perhaps she did want at least a little bit of company
>”We should do something together, Twilight!” Rarity exclaimed, starting pace back and forth
>the excited nature of her friend had the princess a little more happy that somepony stopped by
>suggestions came up ranging from shopping to sleepovers
>it all sounded rather fun to the lavender pony, but she had no time to answer
>the sound of her empty stomach making quite the audible rumble had Twilight blushing and giving a sheepish smile
>”Sorry about that,” the embarrassed mare said, “I guess I didn't realize ho-”
>the white hoof to her muzzle was enough to quiet the purple pony as Rarity shook her head
>”My word, dear! You must be simply famished! We can't have that!” Rarity declared with a pout
>Twilight tried to talk through the hoof but smiled and let her friend speak more
>”I simply can't have my friend starve! That's what we'll do! We can have a nice meal together,” the unicorn said, giving a nod
>once the hoof moved away, Twilight giggled and agreed
>some food sounded better the more she thought about it
>if it wasn't for her stomach, she may have eventually come around to grabbing something to snack on
>that was, if she could manage to pull herself away from the book
>”So, what will we have?” Twilight asked, giving a small stretch and watching her friend
>Rarity tapped a hoof to her chin in thought, seemingly looking in the corner of the room before making a noise
>”Aha! I know just the place we could both enjoy,” Rarity said
>the idea of going someplace interested Twilight already
>”You won't be cooking?” the alicorn asked, giving a light smile
>it seemed that the question caught the unicorn off-guard as she looked a little worried
>>27336215
>”I just… rather not cook, dear,” came the answer
>the inquisitive look from Twilight made Rarity give a quick shrug and look to the side
>”Sweetie Belle was in the kitchen today,” Rarity added onto her answer
>giving a giggle, Twilight nodded and agreed that a meal from a restaurant might be just what she needs
>they nearly managed to leave the room before the white mare had let out a gasp and turned around to face the princess
>”I know just the outfit!” Rarity said, magically pulling over a rather handy folding screen, adorned in cherry blossoms
>almost as soon as it had been pulled forward, it retracted to reveal Rarity wearing a purple and pearl white kimono
>her hair had been done in a lovely bun with two large hair sticks keeping it in place
>”Uh, Rarity?” Twilight said, rather confused
>”Oh, we're going to the new little restaurant called the 'Hayjing Palace' that I heard makes some very lovely dishes,” the dressed up pony said
>Twilight gave a worried expression before lifting a hoof to indicate the dress
>”I think that might be a bit much, Rare,” the alicorn told her
>”Hmm, I suppose you're right,” her friend replied
>Rarity magically pulled the kimono free and gently draped it over the folding screen
>once the two hair sticks slid out and were placed aside, she gave her head a small shake, flicking her mane back into its original flair
>the move got an impressed look from Twilight
>the two headed out and began making small talk along the way
>things they've done, what's been going on, just simple catching up with one another
>with the place being on the outskirts at the opposite end of town, they had time to just enjoy the company of each other as well
>it had been a while for Twilight to just have a friend around and not be in need of mending other friendships or saving Equestria
>>27336221
>the walk lasted a nice bit, but it felt good to stretch her legs
>sitting in the same spot for so long had nearly made the poor alicorn sore
>she made a mental note to try and take small breaks to stretch a bit more often
>soon enough, they managed to reach their destination
>”We're here~” Rarity sang out, letting the last word carry on some
>it was a very inviting looking building with the aesthetics of those Twilight had seen in photos of other areas over the globe
>the moment the door opened from Rarity's magic, the smell of all the food being freshly prepared permeated the air
>it was almost enough to make the princess drool
>sounds of ponies talking and food being stir fried on a giant wok in the back seemed to set quite the atmosphere
>wasn't long before they were seated in a booth and pulling over menus that were set nearby
>looking over the vast array of different vegetables and noodles to order almost had the alicorn unable to decide
>when their waiter arrived, Twilight looked up from her menu to see what he friend would order
>perhaps hearing something would help her decide
>”Are you ready to order?” the waiter asked, looking between them
>Rarity glanced up and saw her friend giving a rather uncertain look
>one more skim over the menu and Rarity used her magic to put both of them down, giving a smile to Twilight
>”Yes, I think we'll take the special of the 'noddles-for-two-dles' of vegetable ramen,” Rarity said to the waiter
>the waiter gave a nod, smile, and told them he would be back soon
>”This place is really nice, Rarity,” Twilight told her while taking in all the sights around her
>the unicorn gave a knowing nod, smiling happily that she had picked out a spot her alicorn friend seemed to like
>>27336225
>time passed by a bit quickly once they began talking again
>small bits knowledge, some tiny amounts of gossip, and then came their food before they knew it
>their bowls were set down in front of both of them as the waiter wished them a good evening and moved on
>Rarity seemed to already be magically lifting the two chopsticks and removing the hoof-strap that came with them
>Twilight watched her for a minute, seeing the sticks stay at just an angle to stir the noodles and then lift some up with the grace only Rarity could do
>before eating, the unicorn gave an awkward look to the purple mare
>”Are you not hungry now, darling?” the white pony asked, hovering a portion of her meal just before her muzzle
>”Oh! I was just watching how you use those,” Twilight said, doing her best to not stare and begin following the same procedure
>or, at least trying to
>the alicorn magically removed the strap for her hoof, possibly for those without magic, and nearly plunged the sticks into the bowl
>her tongue slipped out as she furrowed her brow in concentration, trying to bring up the strange utensils with enough food to warrant using them
>she had read about ponies in other parts of the world using such things, but never thought she would be one to use them as well
>it did take quite the finesse to properly wield the items to gather her food, but she eventually managed to draw up a nice bit of noodles
>without waiting any longer, Twilight leaned in and tilted her head to the side, nearly licking at the dangling pasta
>Rarity raised her brow at the sight before her, but smiled and nearly ended up giggling
>the princess of friendship had never tried working with such things before
>Twilight lifted the chopsticks higher before tilting her head back and just lowering the noodles into her mouth
>one bite done!
>the taste of the meal was nothing short of amazing for her
>>27336231
>flavors from all the vegetables seemed to have soaked into them and made it all that much better
>unable to help herself, Twilight let out a soft moan of approval as she savored the meal a bit more
>the unicorn across the table finally let out a little titter of a giggle, glancing to her hungry friend
>”It is rather delicious, is it not?” Rarity mentioned, working the chopsticks around until she had another portion before her
>Twilight let her wings give a small flutter as she swallowed the noodles and looked down at her bowl
>there were so many of them in there!
>she wondered how she might be able to properly use the sticks to gather more before sticking them in and giving a twirl in her meal
>the noodles wrapped to the utensils, for the most part
>drawing up the more plentiful serving to her muzzle, Twilight quickly tucked it in her mouth and smiled
>the few noodles left outside her mouth gave her a more foal-like quality as she ate
>in a quick draw of her breath, the princess slurped the noddles up quickly and licked her lips
>looking up, she saw Rarity making a rather annoyed expression and blushed
>”Sorry,” the purple alicorn said softly, unable to hide her nervous smile
>Rarity could only hold her annoyance for so long until she gave a tender laugh
>”Oh, it's quite alright. You're far more hungry than I had thought,” the unicorn said, pulling up a small cloth
>the item hovered over to Twilight's side of the table before moving up and dabbing at her lips
>”Always keep yourself clean while you eat. You're a princess, after all,” Rarity mentioned, giving a sweet smile
>princess or not, Twilight still thanked her for the help and resumed trying her best to eat her ramen
>>27336237
>a few more attempts were made, most of which ended up with her having to restart and grab more noodles
>it eventually came down to the lavender mare lifting the bowl close to her face and almost spooning the contents into her mouth
>compared to her friend, Twilight was practically shoveling her food into her muzzle
>there were still slurps being made, though she hardly cared at times
>the broth was just as delicious as the noodles, beanstalks, and more
>once she set the bowl down, she finally seemed to be a little more calm with her meal
>getting some food in her stomach had been just what she needed, and with a friend, no less
>”Here,” Rarity spoke up, setting down her own chopsticks
>the unicorn lightly took Twilight's own utensils and carefully lifted her bowl
>”You want to not get too much, but not too little, either,” the unicorn told her
>with her bowl hovering before her, Twilight watched as Rarity stirred the contents before positioning the sticks and pinching the ends
>lifting them up brought a nice bit of the noodles along
>a soft bob to shake excess broth and Rarity brought the food up to her friend's mouth
>hesitantly, Twilight opened up and let Rarity feed her like a mother would a foal
>”There~ It just takes a little getting used to is all,” the marshmallow colored mare told her, setting down the bowl and sticks back on the table
>Twilight was still blushing a bit from the feeding, but it was awfully nice of Rarity to help
>she took a moment to lift the chopsticks once again and do her best at mimicking the actions she was shown
>it took several more attempts until she finally got close to it
>Rarity even gave her hooves a little clapping clop in a cheer for her
>>27336244
>Twilight ate a few more bites in that manner before tilting her head and just lifting the bowl again
>once more, she began spooning the food into her mouth, though taking small portions to eat at least
>the two looked to each other once the bowl lowered, Rarity giving a playful smile then roll of her eyes
>”Yes, I suppose that works just as well,” she teased, smiling wider and putting a hoof to her mouth as she giggled
>Twilight joined in the small bit of laughter before resuming to eat
>not much was spoken between them as they ate, both more focused on the food for a while
>near the end of their meal, it was Twilight breaking the mild silence with a thank you
>”Oh, you don't have to thank me, Twilight! It was my pleasure to bring you and share a little evening with my dear friend,” Rarity told her
>the kind words made the alicorn smile and end up thanking her once again
>they finished their meals shortly after, Rarity offering generously to pay while she let Twilight have her food settle
>being lead outside had the princess give a soft, happy sigh
>it felt nice to do something so simple as have a meal with a friend
>something she rarely got to do as of late
>the two of them took their time in walking back to the castle
>they shared more between each other, talking of new lines of dresses and hidden spells within scrolls
>both of them seemed genuinely interested in what the other had to say, listening intently and offering comments here or there
>by the time they reached the castle doors, Rarity looked up to the sky, noticing the sun setting and Luna about to begin the night
>”As much as I do wish I could stay, I must head home, Twilight. Got to make sure Sweetie Belle didn't try to cook my fabrics,” Rarity joked
>they both gave a soft laugh
>>27336247
>”Promise we can do this again soon?” Twilight asked
>”Oh, of course! How would day after tomorrow sound?” the unicorn inquired, blinking expectantly
>”That sounds perfect! Thank you, Rarity,” the purple mare said, leaning in and wrapping a foreleg around her friend
>the hug was met and reciprocated as they stood at the castle entrance
>neither one verbally stated it, but it was clear they both needed that
>”Any time, darling,” Rarity said lightly and gave one more hug
>they exchanged their farewells and waved hooves at each other before the white unicorn headed off back to her local boutique
>Twilight opened one of the doors and stepped into the large castle, taking a deep breath and letting it out
>she was silly to think she was lonely
>she had her friends that cared about her and loved her as much as she did for them
>the smile on her muzzle was one that wouldn't leave her as she got herself ready for bed once she made her way to the bedroom
>slipping on her pajamas, she couldn't help but think of inviting the girls over for a sleepover again
>it had been a while since she attempted one of those
>wriggling into the sheets of her bed, Twilight kept on smiling
>she couldn't wait to see where Rarity would take her day after tomorrow
>she was so lucky to have such amazing friends
>with that, the tired alicorn gave a yawn and began to slowly drift to sleep
>thoughts of her friends filled her mind and kept her rest a peaceful one
>she couldn't be happier
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/b2j3Yqf2
I hope you all enjoy it. Been needing to write a little something.
>>27336253
Loved it!
>waking up to lorelove green
>>27334950
First of all, I think she'd be at least somewhat disturbed, but after that, she may be curious about what other fucked up shit humans have done in the past. That's assuming that she doesn't know all that much about human history before hand. If she did have a well-rounded idea of all that prior to learning about Columbine, then she may want to know more about that or other incidents that revolve around one or a few crazy people, such as the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs. I'm not sure if she'd reach your level of interest, but I think she'd definitely have some level of morbid curiousity. It definitely would occupy some portion of her thoughts for at least a few days, and I won't dismiss the possibility of her dwelling on it for a month or more. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't think she'd be the kind of person to totally avoid the subject all together.
Pic unrelated.
>>27337812
I agree with this.
I'm also curious: do you think that Twilight would be the most understanding/open about this sort of thing compared to the other ponies? I imagine if humans like Eric Harris or whatever were mentioned around other ponies like Dash or whatever they just wouldn't understand, or would ostracise you for being the same race as them.
>"Wait - who's Eric Harris?"
>"..."
>"Never speak to me or my son again."
The only other ponies I can tell who wouldn't be so dismissive would be Celestia or Luna.
Then again, I'm not sure why any Anon would walk around Equestria talking about how humans have caused horrible misery and suffering to one another.
I also really can't think of much more than a fucked up school shooting/mass murder than Columbine. It was two kids planting bombs in their lunch room out to kill hundreds. If you don't think that's fucked up I don't know what you will.
>>27312186
>Twilight catches poop that the waterfall brought her
![1152575__safe_clothes_socks_book_sleeping_striped+socks_macro_royal+guard_micro_books[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NlhRsBH.jpg "1152575__safe_clothes_socks_book_sleeping_striped+socks_macro_royal+guard_micro_books[1].jpg")
So much purple to love
>>27340087
I want to boop Twizilla's big muzzle.
Imagine your in a situation that you had to sacrifice yourself so Twilight could live, would you /ntt/?
>>27336610
>>27337095
>>27337597
I'm very glad you all enjoy it. Makes me happy to know you guys are happy with it.Especially since a power outage ate a chunk of it while writing, so I had to rewrite some of it.
Also, >>27337597 , that made me smile. Surprised I'm remembered after being absent a bit.
>>27341615
Without a second thought
>>27336253
A cute story about two best pones. It's good to see you writing again.
>>27334950
Bump for this question
>>27336253
Alright another writefag
>>27339455
I giggled at your silliness.
>>27345918
Get off my wife, you filthy jap cunt
>>27331971
>>27331278
Why does anon look like Bruce fucking Willis in this.
I WANT TO SNIFF TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S SWEATY HOOVES AFTER SHE WORKS OUT WITH RAINBOW DASH.
I WANT TO INHALE HER WORKOUT CLOTHES AND CUM EVERYWHERE.
I LOVE YOU TWILY!
/autism
>>27339455
Your interpretation of that picture reminds me of my friend so much.
He's always trying to find hidden meaning or straight out misinterpret things on purpose. Some very very funny observations on art. he's very fun to go to a museum with I'd say.
>>27346894
i know that feel
>>27341615
I'm dancing, with tears in my eyes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_OetMwdPs
>>27346879
Because that's not anon.
>>27347026
>Suck it in anon
>It's not anon
>Anon
I don't get it
>>27349636
Marry me, Big Hat Twilight
>>27349727
>>27350635
What's got her so upset?
>>27350654
Her own neurosis.
>>27341615
In a heartbeat.
>>27345929
I am slightly confused.
I missed the new episode was it any good?
>something something be with your friends!
>>27354789
http://www.strawpoll.me/10209417/r
>>27354789
You missed Twi's Pinkie impression. It was fucking cute, also Appleghost is best ghost pony
>>27358122
Cancer
>>27358484
Nope. Scorpio.
>>27358122
awful cuckery my friend
Are you okay with Twilight magically abusing you?
>>27359974
What kind of abuse?
>>27355148
And the reason is to be with your friends!
https://fuwa.se/f/Y-VvfN.webm
>>27360908
Twilight wants to hug you?
You fly across the room into her embrace.
Twilight wants you to pet her?
Your hand is moved onto her mane.
She wants a kiss?
Your lips are pulled to hers.If you misbehave?
You get a magical slap.
If she wants you to go faster?
Your hips start moving on their own.
If she's feeling playful?
Magical hands jack you off under your clothing, forcing your hands away every time you try to take them off, and bringing you to the edge of orgasm all day long and in public, but never letting you cum.
>>27361367
Most adorable part of the episode. She's so precious.
Twilight has a prescription for snuggles.
Her doctor recommended at a hug in the morning and a hug before bed.
>>27361367
GOD DAMMIT WHY IS SHE SUCH A QT FOR?? IT HURTS SOO MUCH THAT SHE ISN'T REAL!!
>>27363552
Whoa, stop making a scene, you bathetic faggot.
>>27315428
That pic is adorable
>>27364387
>>27364430
This is the kind of stuff I love thinking about and seeing when I write my cute greens of Twi.
>>27364428
Aw shit, we've got a dank-memeing redditor in our midst.
>>27334950
She would be terrified and horrified, especially if she thought about it happening at the local Ponyville school. She would ask questions as to why they did this in the first place, and then another question as to why these people were allowed to turn out how they did.
Question after question that would delve into the dark places of the human psyche that Anon might be unable or unwilling to answer. Anon may even want to take a moment or two to step away from Twilight to collect his thoughts, or even tell her that he is unwilling to answer her questions anymore. The mare would be disappointed, but understand. Delving deep into the monstrous parts of the human mind and human history would be trying for the both of them.
>>27312186
I would rape Twilight so many times that not even alicorn magic could fix her wrecked hooch
>>27364529
I see... And you can't, because of certain facts preventing you, like her not being real or your microdickie. How unfortunate.
>>27317769
good night twilight
>>27365284
Horrifying
Would you help bring her back down to earth /ntt/?
>>27368904
back from where
>>27368929
from destroying herself and everything around her
>>27369039
She'd destroy us before we could say a single word.
>>27361367
>https://fuwa.se/f/Y-VvfN.webm
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>>27368904
Hmm. Interesting one-shot topic. Give me some time, I'll have something.
>>27369640
put hayburgers in there somewhere
>>27348311
Which episode is this from?
>>27369711
Pretty sure a mare on the brink of annihilating the planet won't give a damn about a hayburger, but dubs commands that I try.
>>27370676
secret of my excess
shit, dyewts?
>>27372048
Unicorn swordfighting could be really cool. They all seem to be able to do telekinesis, so it'd be very accessible as a means of combat (assuming telekinetically giving people a brain aneurysm is impossible).
Have we ever seen unicorns struggle over an object with telekinesis? Can two effect the same object?
You got Twilight's attention!
What do you do?
>>27373505
Love on her.
>>27373505
make funny faces
>>27321814
I love it when ponies are covered in poop.
guys, where can I find some materials(cut videos, sounds and pictures with her) for doing Twi my tulpa.
>>27377694
On the internet. Also, tulpas are a hoax.
>>27377440
Would you lick poop-covered ponies clean?
why is she such a qt?
>>27381540
Because she's making snorting horse sounds?
>>27381540
That was hands down the cutest scene in this season
>>27382725
>christmas tree in front of fireplace
That sounds like an accident waiting to happen.
>>27385647
Wut?
Slow day
>>27388317
>only 6 posts in the last 12 hours
ya don't say?
>>27390452
where are the writefags!
>>27390452
Twiggles
>>27390463
I'm here. I just don't like force out writing, otherwise it doesn't seem as cozy. I'll try to see if something comes up soon, though. It was fun giving you guys something earlier again.
>>27390463
I think I can try and shake some rust off my bones. Let me see what I can do.
>>27390480
that's reasonable
>>27390489
great!
I'm working on something really long, big, and ebig, but at times I can't find the motivation to write. Give me some time.
>>27390787
Take your sweet time, bro
>>27377406I would stick my dick in Twilight's marehood
Yeah sorry about the lack of green, but I just finished my Martial Problem story, so I'll shift my focus back to this thread. In the mean time have a picture of my two favorite ponies
>>27393581
How about you fuck off you literal cuck.
