MY ANACONDA DONT
>>27288262
/farts
heh so do you like bread or?
>>27288271
/reverse fart
>>27289604
>reverse fart
how does that even work?
>>27289612
You suck air in through your asshole, then fart. It's been a while since I've seen a good reverse fart, though, so I might have missed a step.
>>27289696
Like when you want to burp on purpose. But still how the hell do you suck air into your ass?
>>27289696
>>27289713
Oh, I used to do that when I was younger! I had to sit ass up for it, though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep3BySgQPXU
>>27289713
I never learned how, but I assume you need good control of your asshole to do it.
It's a real thing, though, people have put themselves doing it on youtube.
>>27289725
Tell us your secrets.
>>27288262
No hooves but would still balls deep
>>27289748
I'm not the one who posted that, but I still know how.
You go ass-up, with your sternum and knees both comfortably supporting your weight, then relax yourself as much as possible. I actually achieved it on accident, and was very startled when it first happened.
The air will expand the rectum as much as it can without stretching it, and is cold. Once you get used to it, you can keep the anus open and do a sort of inhaling/exhaling thing with your ass. It's weird to be able to stick a finger up my ass without it touching the anus at all.
>>27290059
must be useful for your boyfriend
>>27290089
I figured out how to open my ass in my spare time.
Do you REALLY think I'm in any kind of romantic relationship, or ever have been?
Does anyone here even like Nicki Minaj?
>>27288262
MY ANACONDA DONT
It sure is summer up in here...
>>27288262
Shittiest of shit-tier waifus. Please kys immediately.
>>27288262
>>27289612
>>27290131
That's rainbow dash you fool
>>27289604
>>27289612
>>27289696
They're called trafs, you nincombots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyYIjn0V1Uc
>>27290131
that doesent look like treehugger to me
of course treehugger is worst everything so she doesent really count
>>27290059
>>27289696
>>27289612
My sides
>>27290131
>>27290296
You're both wrong, ember is the worst waifu one can pick. A shitty furfag waifu that should be banned from /mlp/ for being furry and anthro
>>27290379
closet furfag detected
>>27288262
Is he finally getting around to drawing the CHS Twerk Team?
>>27288262
>black facial features
>>27290389
I hate ember you dirty furfag
>>27288262
That's not my Ponk. Where are her hooves? If not hooves, where is her beautiful white amish face?
>>27291595
>Where is her beautiful, white amish face?
But Ponk's face is pink...
>>27290123
>that pose
Aww shit I know where this is going
>>27288262
NIG NOG PONK GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27288262
Nude edit when?
>>27288262
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT HOOVES, HUN
>>27290443
Source?
>>27288262
WANT NONE
UNLESS YOU GOT HOOVES
HUN
>>27289604
an air compressor should be in the hall
>>27288262
Ponk Badonkadonk is best badonkadonk.
>>27294767
>>27295951
projection
>>27288262
Don't WHAT?
>>27288271
>liking ass over tits
Are you a nigger or something?
>>27289604
>>27288262
FUCK NO
>>27290443
Denigrified it for you.
http://imgur.com/00a7Gb3
>>27290974
the more you hate it, the more you secretly love it
>>27297712
>sour puss
>>27295919
I want to squonk that ponk badonkadonk.
>>27298563
it makes me want to motorboat it
>>27289696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4gEbJjDmpk
>>27297712
>not giving her dicksucking lips
fag
>>27297059
>liking tits over ANYTHING
Are you 12 or something?
>>27288262
>>27288271
>>27289604
>>27289696
>>27289713
>>27290059
>>27290208
Someone do a mini cap. This is too funny /intriguing to let it fall to obscurity