Feel thread. Greentexts welcome.
>>27245220
why does cry twi
I support this thread but do not have the capacity to properly bump it
>>27245226
why does cry twi
>>27245226
thinkgen of book
>>27245220
>Feels thread
Okay! *touches you all over*
How do you like that bebe?
>>27245220
I've got a feel for you>tfw no qt pony gf
>she
>is
>not
>real
>>27245407
i wont be real either in a couple days
>>27245439
don't do anything stupid anon, you know your waifu wouldn't want to see you suffer, please cheer up.
>>27245439
Don't end it in a dumb way, do something cool, like buy a gun and go to the nearest gang hideout and make your finest hour. If you die, you win, if you kill all the gang members, you win.
If you're worried about being arrested for murder, should you live the shootout, keep going as a vigilante until you run out of luck.
>>27245407
It's a truly refreshing feel. It doesn't matter what shitheads on 4chan say about her or even what happens in the show. She doesn't exist outside of my heart and so long as I accept that, I can handle anything that tries to come between us. It's great.
obligatory
>>27245533
Or he could go out in style.
Buy some super glue, a very thin and sharp wire cable and a somewhat high chair.
Make a noose out of the wire cable, put your head through it and then glue your hands to either sides of your head with the super glue.
Then jump.
It will look like you tore your own head off.
>>27245671
>>27245680
>>27245691
>>27245696
oh god no no NO NO NOO
NOT THESE AGAIN
I REMEMBER WHEN THESE WERE FIRST POSTED
SHIT NO NOT THESE
>>27245705
IT IS TOO LATE, ANON!
IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE!
>>27245220
Prince is dead.
>>27245671
>>27245680
>>27245691
>>27245696
>>27245722
>>27245732
>>27245741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
And one final one.
>>27245641
If you have time to think up shit like this, then you have time to go out and get a real job.
>>27245798
I already have a job and I like it.
>>27245236
>that sigh
>>27245844
What about it?
>https://soundcloud.com/jonathanjoestar/17-il-mare-eterno-nella-mia
thread theme
>>27245641
I can relate to this not in an edgy way
I used to wake up really drowsy and try my best to pretend everything was fine until I got conscious enough
These days I just jump into full awake mode from sleep so I can't even pretend things are fine anymore
Prepare for a feelstrip
>>27245226
>inb4 cap of the quads thread
Anyone else remember this thread?
1/2
2/2
>>27245439
Listen to >>27245533 if serious.
Don't let your potential be wasted. Go buy a couple thousand rounds of 7.62x39 and an AK and go to town on a mosque or anime convention.
Don't let your waifu hate you for a petty reason,Make sure she hates you out of fearBut if serious, tell us whats wrong.
>>27246078
Do you think my waifu is waiting for me anon?
>>27246196
Who's your Waifu?
>>27246196
Of course she is, Anon.
All of our waifus are waiting for us.
And you know what they say,it's best not to keep a mare waiting...
>You will never be drafted into WW3.
>You will never die like rambo, guns blazing as you mow down hundreds of ruskies.
>You will never go to equestria.
>You will never find you waifu and get married.
>You will never tell stories of bravery to your new pony friends.
>You will never share tales of war with luna or celestia.
>You will never tell dash or spitfire about the thunderous BRRRRT of A-10's.
>>27246196Who knows anon. But I like to think that mine is waiting for me as well.
>>27246196
read >>27246054, she's out there.
>>27246252
How do you know that he isn't just some fat neckbeard with nothing better to do than make up stories?
>>27246288
How do you know he is not? I would like to think someone who spent the time to write that had a reason. Just like religion, all you can do is believe. That's why it's called faith, not fact.
>>27246305
That's why it's retarded.
>>27246322
All opinion
>>27246398
>>27246322
children please dont fight
>>27245804
Thank you for posting this
I don't know why this isn't posted more often
>>27246054
Omg she's real you guys! My waifu is out there somewhere waiting for me to come home. And I will...... Someday
>>27245586
I need this to happen to me
>>27247060
Alright.
'You Fucking Faggot'.
Happy?
>>27245741
This one is so cute it's unfathomable.
>>27245671
>>27245680
>>27245691
>>27245696
>>27245704
>>27245722
>>27245732
>>27245741
>>27245749
>>27245765
Have a sunhorse confession to add to your collection, Anon.
I got some soul crushing shit.
>>27246044
I briefly laughed when I imagined pannenkoek2012 posting a reading of this called "we need to talk about Parallel Universes." then I remembered I'm a Twifag and
fuck
Obligatory.
>>27246861
>>I hope you do enjoy your day Anon
>>I made it just for you
Hurts more than it should.
>>27246236
MAGA
>>27247129
Fuck, that really got me.
>>27247112
Thanks
>>27245851
Don't do this to me!
Story about children feels make me feel uncomfortable.
>>27246236
Actually, if predictions are true, WW3 could happen in about 5-10 years.
>>27247036
Fuck that got me
>>27247036
When I'm just moving away from my friends i've know for 20 years now... thanks anon... you broke me...
>>27246236
>"So, Anon. What happened?"
"What do you mean?"
>"Like, how did you...die?"
>You reflect on your last moments of life.
"I'm actually not sure. I remember we were setting up a camp in the Zelyony Gorod. It was just going to be a tiny temporary outpost. We had gotten pretty desperate for safe resting places. The Russians weren't giving up their cities without a fight. Any home would have been a crap shoot. I remember though, we were setting up camp, and one of my buddies said to me, he says 'Anon, why don't you give us a little dance? If you can't make yourself useful, you can at least entertain us.' I played along. You know, I walked out into the grass and started dancing and singing. I found a broken tree limb about ten feet out, and thought it would be funny to dance on it like a pole. And then, I took about three steps towards it, and everything went black."
>"Did it hurt?"
"No. Not that I remember."
>"Do you think they tried to save you?"
"Probably not. Whatever happened, it was clean."
>"Do you worry about them?"
"Sometimes, I guess. I mean, I trust them to make it through."
>"Do you miss them?"
"Yeah, I kinda do. I mean, I spent a lot of time with them, and when you're around people for that long, they sort of become like family, you know? And you can't not miss'em."
>"Do you think they miss you?"
>You pause.
"I like to think they do."
>>27246196
She might be.
>>27245732
woha trixie you wouldt try to do something crazy about it lke trying to kill yourself would you?
>>27246196
if you stay true to your waifu until the day you die
you'll be granted your wish and shall spend eternity with her
>>27248062
She already did in last ep anon. She knew she wasn't going to have starlight back her up to magically teleport her out of manticore a mouth but did it anyway. Sounds like attempted suicide to me
>>27247813
where you moving to?
>>27245220
We're all going to move on from this show at some point or another. Eventually it will fade into obscurity amid the backlog of memories we keep about things we enjoyed in our days way back when.
Just like our favorite shows growing up, you remember those right?
>>27245959
MY HEART
>>27247160
my dog didnt really have a place to sleep but he always just used hte couch.
He got old and my mom installed a door so he couldnt get out of the kitchen anyomre. During winter it got really cold and he had to lay in the freezing floor.
I had an old beanbag chair that i wanted to refill and i left it there and one night i went to grab something to drink and found the old dog sleeping on it, it was freezing so i couldnt bring myself to take it away. It became the dogs new bed.
After i moved i visited once and found out my mom took the beanbag chair away from dog and he had been sleeping in the freezing floor again, i never was closer to striking a human in my entire life.
Doggo died that year, he beame blind and deafth and cried in pain constantly, i stayed by his side while he was put to sleep
Needless to say thats when the old hag can barely move thats the same treatment she is getting.
Im sorry dog you where a good dog, you deserved better
/mlp/, how do I work up the courageto off myself?
>>27248922
>>27248922
Set a date in your mind, build yourself up to it. That's what I'm doing.
>>27248922
Kill yourself if you want, I'm no one to stop you but it only makes things worse.
I tryed killing myself and woke in a hospital, I spent 3 days there and then they sent me to a mental institution and I was lucky my dad was a lawyer who got me out of there that second or else I may still be there today
The only reason I never attempted it again is because I know that no matter how bad it is now it's can get miles worse
If you still want to try don't worry you will get there, most people think that you kill yourself when you are extremely sad or k. A state of panick but it's not, my last thought's before I did it where I'm taking 5 times the sleeping pills I should, might as well take everything I have and get over with it
>>27248941
I ain't got no monies, nor an address to get it sent to. I don't need a method, I need a way to get myself to follow through
>>27248953
Tried that, I somehow convince myself to procrastinate
>>27248973
I don't give two shits what happens after I'm dead. I'm 100% sure I want to die, and I've wanted to for years now. "It only gets better" is only true if your brain is chemically capable of being happy.
>>27248992
I said nothing about anything getting better, it didn't get better for me. I'm only telling you that if you fail your life will become worse that you ever imagined it could be.
I don't know why I bother, nobody ever listens
>>27249003
I have fairly close to nothing, I could literally go out in the woods for a month and the only thing that would be different would be that my friends would be confused
>>27248975
If you'redeadset on it, then it's up to you to draw your line in the sand, and follow through when/if you cross it. But like >>27249003 said, failing an attempt will only make things worse than you could imagine. It's your choice, but if you do go through with it, don't do it on a whim and chance it.
>>27249012
Try being a prisoner with no sentence who depends on a doctor's will and limited understanding of how people should be to be free.
You won't have 4 Chan or Internet, you won't be allowed to stay in bed for days because a nurse will force you out of it and into a common area, you will be forced to take mountains of pills, you will be forced to interact with dangerous mentally ill people, you won't even have a door to your room and will go to sleep listening to people scream their lungs out.
My aunt works with these people, first thing she told me is that the old wooden doors are missing chuncks that inmates managed to pull off with their bare hands in a desperate attempt to get away.
If you want to kill yourself jump off the tallest building with no warning because torture is a thing that can happen to you
>>27249049
I live in the mountains. I can find some substantially high cliffs.
>>27247997
...continue?
Prepare you tear ducts
this one always hits me right in the gut
>>27249107
this one too
>>27249113
I'm torn between laughing and crying at the pic. Kind of like pic related
>>27249107
my stomach hurts now
>>27249049
I hear they're relatively low key in terms of security, last one of these threads another anon talked about how he would've been able to get out with a little bit of effort.
>>27248975
>I don't need a method
What's your method then, if it's so foolproof that you don't need no backup plan?
>I need a way to get myself to follow through
You can't do this because you're afraid of something related to it.
Something big.
I think for me its the fear of becoming a fucking vegetable, or a massive cripple if something goes wrong.
Yeah, I know, I'm a fucking coward...
For you it could be something else, tho.
>>27249066
Nah
>>27245641
An alternative to this would be to tie the cable to a sturdy pole and drive away from it very fast in a convertible.
Find a balloon big enough to carry your head away after it seperates to increase the confusion.
>>27245586
Perfect
>>27245879
>>27245892
The ride never ends
>>27249139
Oh wow, Celestia is one evil fucking bitch, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
DAD? DAD? AMAZING
>>27249107
I fucking remember this from WKUK. 11/10
The original was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgLv27V8RpU
>>27245226
Becauseyou're not real
>>27245220
This one gets me every time.
>>27245804
Fuck that hit hard.
>>27254432
I knew exactly what it was before I started reading, but I did it anyway.
>>27245851
fuck
too many feels. I started this thread and got an awesome amount of feels.
Obligitory
>>27255248
I really don't get why this is so popular. It could be feels worthy, but all the grammar errors on top of bad pacing on top of an odd dialog for the featured characters completely kills the story for me.
>>27255454
Because rape is the most tragic thing that can happen to any human being.
>>27245226
He cannot cry, so she cries for him.
>>27256067
Only if you're the victim.
>>27254432
I just lost my dog to cancer less than a year ago. I'm bawling my eyes out right now. Fuck, I miss you so much radar.
I'll always love you. Never forget that.
>>27256448
You watch MASH? Or just coincidence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TvSjLLOdiU
perfect song to listen to while you read this thread
>>27256374
What if you were premature? and the victim just started laughing at you.
>>27245220
>>27259771
my heart....
>>27259771
>celestiafasg always make her either toriel or incredibly emotionally weak
you are the worst posters and always will be
>>27259945
>Implying Toriel existed when that was made
>Implying it's emotionally weak to be hurt by someone doing a 180 and going from loving to treating you like garbage
Thank you for the opportunity to use this pic, my salty friend.
>>27245586
>Dash will never be your best friend
>Dash will never related to you like nopony else
>Dash will never ask if humans hibernate as winter draws near
>Dash will never surprise herself at how devastated she feels when you answer with "yes"
>Dash will never beg you never to leave her
pfaahah sure thing
>Dash will never think of you as more than just a weird ape-creature
>Dash will never let you watch her practice because your presence makes her feel uncomfortable
>Dash will never relate to you; a tall, meat-eating biped who can't fly, any better than she would any other pony
>Dash will never realize she's quickly forgetting all about your unremarkable self
>Dash will never actually remember you unless Twilight's writing a small, insignificant article about you and asks all her friends about their experiences with you
>Dash will never be able to give much detail other than "creepy", "sweaty", and "thought we were friends for some reason"
>Feels thread
Joke's on you, Anon. I'm already dead inside.
>>27260103
Reminder that her best appearance in the show had her not talking a single word and just looking around annoyed
>>27260429
To be fair that's how she treats her best friends too
>>27260429
Fucking this. Dash-fags are truly delusional.
>>27260692
And celetsia fags aren't
>princess I have to tell you something
Oh anon, I have been meaning to ask you about your stay in poniville
>I love you
Oh that's nice but im interested in knowing if you found a job and a place and
>but I love you
Ugh anon, every stallion gets a crush on me. You will outgrow it, you should see the new guard recruits shake like crazy when I meet them
>but I love you
Hahaha it takes a lot of courage to walk to a princess and tell her something like this, I give you that. I'm sure many mares will appreciate that trait
>but I'm I human and I thought
Don't take it personally anon, I have rejected the richest and most handsome stallions
>...
Hmmmm I will tell the guards to take you for some icecream, please visit again sometime when you are doing better
Might want to sit down for this one
>>27260692
>>27260740
Guess we'll see who's delusional or not when our theories are proven when we get to Equestria, huh?Where's those "she's not real" posters when it matters?
page nine bump
c'mon you assholes, help me prolong my awful mood
>>27251379
these hurt me too much.
Does anyone have that old greentext `death of the universe?' Anon fugs Celestia and makes a new universe and it's actually really feelsy n shit. I lost the link to it and wanted to get it back again.
>>27260740
>everyone's-a-fucking-assholequestria
why do waifufriends do this to themselves?
Don't bump this thread
>>27264069
Wouldn't dream of it, captain.
>>27248307
Yes i do. I could still sing you the opening to fireman sam still today. I doubt any of us that truely love our waifus will ever forget her.
Pastebin.com/user/faggot13
>>27262548
http://pastebin.com/QdtXWds0 -chapter1
>>27265182
thanks senpai
>>27246236
>you will never die in the name of the Emperor of Mankind
>>27245220
1/4
>>27268422
2/4
>>27268426
3/4
>>27268438
4/4
>>27256683
A fate worse then death.
>>27268422
>>27268426
>>27268438
>>27268446
>>27268422
>>27268426
>>27268438
>>27268446
>>27268499
>>27268593
>>27269118
>"Waaaaaaa! Why doesn't anyone think about the immortal dictators?!"
>>27267328
>tfw you will never die during glorious combat in a massive and fiery explosion that all for miles around can witness
>>27245892
>>27245851
damn
Obligatory.
>>27270690
must I ALWAYS have to use the magnifier to read these....????
>>27270697
Just open it in a new tab.
>>27270690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pltgaBtcPHg
this goes well with that story, btw.
>>27260763
What the fuck did spike drop on the ground in the 6th to last panel
pg 9 bamp
>>27270796
It's his tears dripping on the ground.
back to page 1 you go
>>27245741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHuBqerfyec
>>27245586
Very drunk girls act like this, not as cute as it look
>>27272918
>3D women are less cute and endearing than idyllic 2D waifu
This changes everything!
>>27247036
I read this comic a long time ago. Probably more than three years now. If I hadn't made a decision to stay back then, I don't know who I would have become.
What matters is that I kept my word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf9nS_YSmg4
>>27245220
page 10. also check em
>>27275629
TITANIUM HHHHWHITE
>>27275404
>404
>>27261921
NOOOOOOOO PAGE 10 BUMP
>>27276843
why
the
fuck
did
you
post
it
again
you
motherfucking
soulless
faggot?
anyone got sunbutt stories
>>27278461
bump
>>27275404
where are the dubs?
i see no dubs.
>>27275829
I feel like i'm missing some context here.
>>27279559
It's a scene from Good Will Hunting
>>27245586
Das cute mang
>>27245671
Awww
...
And the realization that nothing in my life will ever be that good is kicking in
Aaaand the realization that the barrel of this gun I'm cleaning would fit pretty nicely in my mouth is kicking in
>>27268446
More like great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great auntie twilight
>>27245740
he died pouring purple aids on himslef
