Welcome to our thread.
When Lawsmen is dead,we go here.
Also Krono is our writefag.
>>27229682
ayyyy
>>27229811
You should really put all of yourshitstories in a pastebin.
>>27229861
My pastebin http://pastebin.com/u/Kronoisunavailable
I'm gonna start going over old threads and grab green I made and putting in my bin soon, sunday maybe. I have some shit to do in three hours, those three hours I'm gonna spend making green.
>>27229981
I'm assuming what you mean is that in three hours you have shit to do.
Make a green about our newest member,Nigger.
>>27230048
yep.
>Be the Party.
>After finding a really big crate, everyone lunged at it.
>The crate immediately cracked open, revealing a small plastic bag containing multiple pills.
>The bag had a label, "X-TREME LAXATIVES."
>For some reason Law made it a health item...
>...That filled up all of the consumers health.
>No one could resist since everyone was very injured.
>After popping a pill, everyone has a huge urge to shit.
>Under the label on the bag it had said in small letters 'fast acting.'
>With no toilets in sight, everyone just shat on the spot.
>Slowly the piles moved into a very large one.
>Panic insues as everyone watches their shit shifts into the shape of a pone.
>The shit pone solidifies into a full fleshed pone, complete with flesh and bones.
>"Hello"
>It also could speak.
>Suitcase was the one to respond.
"Oh fuck nigger."
>"Is that my name, Nigger?"
"Sure..?"
>"Nigger... it suites me."
"Fuck yeah it does."
>"You're all going on an adventure based on your weapons and armour, I assume I should go with you so I don't die."
THE END
That was one of myshittiergreens.
>>27230410
Noice.
Now a green in which I had that insanity spell due to Jack leaving me.
>>27230410
>>27230473
>>27230473
GlimXJack joke incoming.
>>27230473
will do after drinking many drink.JackXGlim confirmed for the fourth time
>>27230570
>>27230548
FUCKING HELL I JUST DUG A DEEPER HOLE
>>27230597
You've dug a hole big enough to fit you and Jack.
>>27230636
You know what,with all this GlimXJack shit,I'm surprised there is not art of it.Hint-hint Suitcase
>>27230657
No.
>>27230657
The hole deepens.
>>27230657
What are you looking at me for? I'm going out to a warmachine tournament. You want pictures?
>>27230688
I purposefully asked that.
>>27230695
The fuck is warmachine?
Fucking CAPTCHA
>>27230713
I know. That doesn't change the deepening of the hole though.
>Be Glim.
>You're overwhelmed with sadness.
>It is all because of Krono.
>With his shipping of you and Jack, Jack broke up with you in fear that your love would be found by everyone.
>Sadness slowly changes to anger after a realization that Jack would not have broke up with you if the ship of you two hadn't existed.
>It only existed because you made it pretty obvious.
>After a while anger turns into insanity.
>ONE DAY AFTER THE BREAK UP
>YOUFUCKEDUPYOUFUCKEDUP
>In an autist fit of commie insanity, you melted Jack trying to get him to love you again.
>In trying, you literally slammed him against a wall and strangled him while shouting "LOVE ME"
>You'll now be forever alone.
>But hey, at least no one will do anything about the ship again.. right?
>>27230938
>In trying, you literally slammed him against a wall and strangled him while shouting "LOVE ME"
That part made me kek.
I feel like Lawsmen is watching this JackxGlim shit and forming up a new dungeon about Valentine's Day or some shit.
What shall the next green be about?
>>27231203
SLUMBER PARTY :DDDDDDDDD
>>27231203
What Fruitanon does in his spare time, Now that his Statue Pone Waifu is dead
>>27231220
This.
>>27231348
This is also a good idea.
>Be party.
>Lawsman had fallen asleep, but everyone else decided that they were gonna have a slumber party.
>Except Jack.
>Jack's no fun.
>Everyone made sleeping bags.
>They all looked pretty much the same except of Manhorse's.
>His was some sort of magic sleeping bag made on machine shit.
>Before going to sleep, everyone had a pillow fight.
>Feathers n shit everywhere.
>It was fun.
>Then everyone went to sleep.
>2 am. UTT (Underground Tower Timezone)
>Be Krono.
>Hear someone mutter something.
>It was Glim.
>"Hey Krono, you awake?"
"Yeah, why."
>"I just wanted to tell you something."
>Long pause.
>"You're a faggot."
"I know"
>"Shut the fuck up."
"No."
>"Fuck you then"
>2:30 UTT
>Still be Krono.
>You couldn't go back to sleep.
>You knew everyone else was asleep.
>Well, you think.
>You heard Glim muttering the words "Why won't you love me Jack." in her sleep.
>She must be dreaming of an alternate dimension.
>Then you feel something warm against your body.
>PILLOW IN MOUTH.
>CAN'T BREATH.
>Glim's muttering becomes louder as she strangles you with a pillow.
>Soon her muttering reduces to whimpering.
>And then you pass out.
>9 am. UTT
>Be Suitcase
>Sleep was good.
>You wake up and get out of your sleeping bag.
>Everyone seemed to be fine too.
>Then you see that Glim's bag is empty.
>You look over to the corner were Krono slept and saw she was asleep ontop of him.
>Your mind began to wander
>Then you saw the pillow on Krono's face and that he wasn't breathing.
>You wandering mind instantly stopped.
>At least it wasn't you.
>Or anyone else.
THE END
>>27231666
>Glim's muttering becomes louder as she strangles you with a pillow.
Kek'd
9/10
that was the last green till shit is done. bye for now
Lawsman died bump
Ech
>>27233390
Ech to you to after my second game.
