You wake up in equestria
but you are a changeling
what do?
>>27219851
Shapeshift to pone
Feed off my waifu's love
>>27219851
Shapeshift into waifu.
Masturbate furiously.
Then shapeshift toOCand live out my life normally.
Shapeshift into pon3
Move to Ponyville
Live the dream
>>27219851
Shape-shift into a giant, walking dragon dildo and freak out everyone.
>>27219902
You know that's not a bad idea
surprise vaginal probes for every mare in equestria
>>27219851
turn into a sexy mare
get railed by every stallion
>find waifu
>date waifu
>get rejected by waifu
>kidnap waifu
>live life undercover as random background horse
>visit chained waifu in basement often to keep her company, and feed her
>hope Stockholm Syndrome kicks in or die of starvation
Twilight will be mine.
>>27219953
> :|
>>27219953
>>live life undercover as random background horse
>Not replacing your waifu to keep up the illusion that nothing happened.
>>27219953
>>27219974
Applejack would be easy mode then
>>27219953
do you even magic?
>>27219924
>just had sex with five mares
>still feel the NEED
"I don't get it. Why am I still so horny? Why am I still so... HUNGRY?"
>"Because lust is shallow. It will never satisfy the hole in your heart."
"HURR DURR SWISS CHEESE, FUCK YOU LOVEHORSE FEED ME!"
>>27219997
>you will never rape Cadence unconscious to keep yourself sated.
>>27220005
>>27219851
>Grab a camera
>Turn into King Sombra
>Scare the shit out of pones
>Record them
>Just a prank
