Say you had to fight one of the original six in order to get to where you want to go. Who would you fight? They'd completely forget their personalities and come at you with everything they could and would not stop until you are dust. Who would you take?
>>27206618
Fluttershy, I guess. I'm too much of a pansy to take any of the others on.
>>27206618
Applehorse.
She may be strong, but strength doesn't mean shit against an opponent who is faster and has a big knife when you have appendages that are incapable of grappling.
>>27206658
She'll come at you though and she can fly. I'd not take on any of the flyers or the ones that can use telekinesis
>>27206618
Rarity.
I want a challenge.
>>27206693
What if she bit you right on the tip of the boner?
>>27206658
>Fighting the the pony that literally hip tossed a bear
Good luck
>>27206701
Win or lose, I win.
>>27206665
This. Not only does she not have flight or magic, but she's got some personality traits I could exploit to make her sloppy in a fight.
>>27206618
Depends OP. Can we use tools or not?
Because if we have to take them hands on, only a very few would be able to win. Horses can kill you with just a single kick. They're also way faster than us.
>>27206904
You get a riot shield and a biscuit.
>>27206618
I'll just shove a pear down apple's throat.
>>27206690
>she can fly
That's what shotguns are for.
>>27207054
It's fight. Fight doesn't imply you're armed.
>>27207065
It also doesn't imply I'm not armed. Even if it were just a casual meeting gone wrong, I'd still be packing a 9mm Sig with hollowpoint ammo.
>>27207583
>9mm
And the pony will just shrug it off because you have no stopping power.
>>27206618
AJ
She can't fly or use magic and as long as I avoid her strong kick, I'll be good.
>>27208040
What about the thick shoelace she carries around to grab stuff with?
>>27206618
>Be me
>Fighting twatlot today.
>Complete destructo beam from her horn.
>Place funnel in asshole.
>Absorb energy and become super anon.
>Fire it back in a penis-shaped beam.
>Obliteration.
>Anon being a faggot pays off in the end.
>All hail Anon, the strongest faggot of them all.
>>27208061
You mean the rope? Right, forgot about that. Honestly, I hope I can get her to agree to not use it before the fight. If she can use the rope, it'll only be fair I can use a weapon also.
>>27207583
>9mm
>>27208002
>pic related
>>27206618
give me enough range and I'd pick any of them
>>27206618
Fluttershy.
Applejack has earth pony strength, Pinkie has that plus noclip, Rainbow Dash is sanic fast, Rarity has a sharp horn and magic, and Twilight is death on four legs. Fluttershy can fly- sort of- but she's still the least dangerous of the main six.
>>27206618
>Choose Twilight
>She loses herself and attacks you with her full power
>You die immediately
>She regains her lucidity and realizes she took an innocent life
>No matter how much her friends try to reassure her that she wasn't in control of her actions, she still feels guilty
>She breaks into the Royal Mausoleum and steals your body
>Using forbidden magics, she brings you back to life and ties your soul and will to a phylactery
>You become a lich bound eternally to Purple Smart's service
>She's okay with this
>You're physically incapable of disagreeing
>>27208295
>a sharp horn
lol what
>and magic
Is she going to make me glow or just levitate random shit lying around and throw it at me?
Rarity's definitely the easiest.
>implying
nopenopenopenope
i'll take any other pony. even Twilight will less of a challenge
>>27208083
>be me
>fighting aj
>she crushed my balls with applebucking
>finnaly shot her and got to equestria
>can't cum inside rainbow dash
I think I could take Rainbow Dash at range. I'm fucked in CQBunless I land a hit with a shovel
i have this lil fucker. can i win?
Pinkie Pie. Something about convincing her that I'm nice and I only wanted friends then knocking her ass out really appeals to me.
>>27208342
>kicked a manticore in the face hard enough to knock it back
>stood up to fucking dragons
>was willing to fight her dream-monsters while Mage Prodigy Twalot ran like a bitch from some vampire books
Rarity would stomp ten new colors of pain into your pudgy ass and you know it. S'not all bad, anon.
You would make for a VERY photogenic corpse.
>>27208387
>flugzeugabwehrkanone
>not a gebirgsflugzeugabwehrkanone
it's like you WANT your ass kicked
>>27208408
Go rewatch lesson zero you poor fuck. Rainbow dash is an instant loss. Technically so is twilight. Teleportation is death
>>27208999
So basically, she's brave and can kick things, but not as good as an Earth Pony could. I still think Fluttershy and her autist strength and rage are more scary. Rarity's not especially fast, either, so if I have any weapon with decent range, I don't see her being able to touch me.
>>27209124
You're also neglecting to consider how intelligent and manipulative she is. You hear "come at you with everything" and assume that means a retarded headlong rush, Rainbow Dash-style.
No, in the end, while Rarity COULD probably beat you on her own, why would she? She has Spike.
>>27208305
big brother?
>>27209161
rarifag plz
>>27209039
>>27208002
Did you not see the part where I mentioned hollowpoints? The pony won't have any functioning internal organs left after like two shots.
>>27209317
What if your fighting under water ?
>>27206665
this tba senpai
I fought a crazy horse with a axe handle and won.
A 3 1/2 foot tall one shouldn't be much of a problem.
>>27209672
Well then since I've been a compepetive swimmer for a decade, I'd bet good money that I can swim much better than a pony.
>>27209237
Ask as nicely as you like, anon; I can't just stop being right.
What about their EQG selves? They can pony up.
>>27208999
You're forgetting she also beat the shit out of AJ over a rock she thought was a diamond.
Fuck, I'd boss rush all 6 of them if I had to.
>>27210295
>mane 6 fuse into one being that you have to beat as a final boss
>>27210364
>fight all the ponies in equestria fused together
>win
>enter the portal leading to equestria
>the ponies you fought weren't revived.
>Realize you destroyed the very reason you wanted to be here.
>yfw
>>27210411
But there would be this pone still, who wouldnt want to stay with her?
>>27210538
hoodieshe is about to die too :D
Rarity
She's the one that grants me the highest chance of victory/survival. Weigh the options of each
>Applejack
>God tier earth pony strength plus farm muscles
>Pinkie Pie
>Controls magic of the void. Is an elder god that only allows equestria to live because she is friendly
>Rainbow Dash
>So fast, that she regularly approaches speed that breaks the sound barrier. Also a well toned athlete
>Fluttershy
>Druidic freak of nature who commands an army of animals, some of them being heavy predators. Can also pierce your mind with "The Stare"
>Twilight Sparkle
>Seasoned magical genius/Arch Mage. Knows multiple different spells that give her a decisive victory.
All that compared to
>Rarity
>A dainty seamstress who probably does have precise control of her magic due to her career, but ultimately knows very little combat applications for it.
No matter how I look at it, Rarity always seems to be the best choice.
>>27210672
>A dainty seamstress who probably does have precise control of her magic due to her career
She would turn you into porcupine in half a second.
>>27210690
I was about to say this, she would also sew your ass to your face
>>27210690
>>27210701
Not saying that I stand much of a chance against her. Merely that she is the most favorable in a choice of all wrong answers.
>>27206618
Wait hear me out. If six anons picked one of each of the main six each. Then were somehow able work together to get the main 6 into the same area. Would it be possible to make them fight each other? Last pony standing is already tired from killing the other five and even if the other anons have already been teleported away you are still fighting a significantly weakened pony.
>>27210913
I would rather go against RD.
Sure she's fast but she's also mentally unstable. Easy to taunt she will simply charge at you and everyone knows how it ends.
>>27210975
The death of poor little Anon.Every body will go to his funeral and everybody will cry.
>>27211028
>implying she wouldn't impale herself on my dick
>unarmed combat
None of the pegasi or unicorns, the difference in mobility is just to huge. AJ has also been shown to be very agile on top of her strength, and Pinkie is just Pinkie.
>allowed to use the fruits of humanity
That's a different story. Assuming that pony mind shields are good enough to deflect bullets, the only one I would be worried about fighting would be Twilight.
But really, is there a way to make a fight between a pony and a human? The Mane 6 has the edge in a fist fight, but come up short when you throw gunpowder and technology into the mix.
I would choose Ponk, because I want to see Ponk going all out.
>>27208168
Movie name?
>>27211134
>Wanting a being beyond reason to go all out on you
>yfw your ass is a shoulder and a shoulder is glued to your balls while your face has deformed to replace your ass
>and your now Anon-pone, the abomination
>>27210538
Nah, she dissolved.
>>27206665
str vs dex
one hit and you are fucked, her legs can shear a tree
>>27206618
>Flutterbutt
So weak, she can barely kick over a vase.
So light, a group of fucking butterflies can carry her.
So slow, she wouldn't be able to run away.
Yeah, this battle's gonna be pretty one-sided against a much larger, faster, bipedal being.
>>27212027
>he actually believes that
>>27212027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYtp5gqHqE
man you're a fool.
