Why do I want so much to kiss her on the lips?
>>27205118
Because you are an unmotivated failure who will die alone
>>27205118
Because you want to know if her lips taste like blueberry or bannana nut muffins.
>>27205118
Which lips?
>>27205118
Because the alternative would be kissing her on the mouth.
>>27205118
Because kissing her on the ass would be death.
>>27205241
I want to smell derpy's butt trumpets
>>27205118
Because you want to experience her kissing you on the clavicle because of her severe visual impairments?
>>27205241
It smells like chocolate chips
>>27205302
>chocolate chips
>being this delusional
To each his own but damn, I can't see me licking someone's butthole.
Now someone's foot on the other hand.... Unf!
>>27205502
I'm talking about ponies, not disgusting >no hooves
things
>>27205502
>>27205515
Anilingus to a horse?
>>27205515
Again to each his own, one-dimension.
I feel the same... Not with ur waifu tho
>>27205585
ITT: Post the pony/ponies you want to kiss with
>>27205207
Banana nut, always banana nut muffin.... you know, because of the hair color?
>>27205677
>You will never catch her waiting outside the schoolyard with a basket of freshly baked muffins for her daughter's friends.
>She will never offer you more than just a muffin after some sweet talk.
>you will never detect the taste of banana nut flavored chapstick on her lips as you two makeout behind the schoolhouse.
>"W-wait Anon! What if Dinky... sees... us...." She will never close her eyes and fall into bliss as you run your cold hands down her hourglass figure, sending shivers up her spine as you keep holding that sweet kiss, hiding yourselves into the bushes.
>>27205917
Sorry to dissapoint you, but her banana nut flavor is natural esence of her body
