* You feel like you're going to have a bad time.
>>27204926
My waifu and the gross skeleton as one? Sounds like a great time to me.
>>27204926
Trash.
>>27204953
You are entitled to your opinion
>>27204953
That is now what a horse's skeleton looks like.
>>27204996
not*
I hate touchscreen phones. I'm glad that's all that's fucking on the market now.
>>27204996
Ponies have weird skeletons
>>27205045
do your human skeletons also have fingernails on them
>>27205045
I would fuck the shit out of that skeleton
>>27205050
No, my human skeletons are hot though.
>>27204926
>>27204926
>>27204984
>No hooves
>>27205101
A-anon that's highly innapropriate! This is a family board!
>>27204926
>Pinkie as Sans
That works very well.
>>27205189
Who do you think would be Chara?
>>27205216
Tirek had very similar motivation.
>>27204926
For you
>>27205216
Original Shimsham, for human purposes. New Shimsham for Frisk.
>>27205490
>Sunset as Frisk
...no.Sunset talks way too much to be Frisk in any capacity.Also since Frisk is true pacifist it wouldn't even make sense, since Sunset pretty much fucking obliterated the Sirens in RR.
>>27205506
She subdued them, but didn't kill them. Also, so long as you don't genocide, you're still technically Frisk every reset.
>>27205516
>Subdued
Yeah because their souls and power being shattered to a million fucking pieces totally constitutes as subdue.Say what you will about their bodies and brains, but their insides got totalled all the same.
not trying to be a motherfucker here but why do I have a feeling that this thread will appear on PTS?
>>27205216
Spike could be frisk
>>27205554
Because it's autistic enough.
>>27205554
So close...
>>27205562
This whole board is autistic. I guess some of them need to justify wanting to fuck undertail characters by ponifying them
>>27205559
This from what we saw in the last episode
>>27205588
You know, there are multiple levels of autism.Some are worse than others.
>>27205588
>justifying it
Please, when you're bad enough to fuck a horse, you pretty much accept that everything is fuckable.
>>27205216
>>27205234
Chara would be no one.
The whole point of replacing monsters with pones is that humans still exist.
also
*Implying Chara's intentions wheren't perfectly benign for the monsters.
>>27205624
So how much porn of undertale exists?
>>27204926
Take this faggotry to the undermememe general on /trash/.
>>27205659
Right now, 8000 lewds and 30 comic, the most popular one being underHERtail...
>>27205659
A lot of it. I have a small collection, but it's mostly Sans, Muffet and Flowey. My tastes are... Varied....
>>27204926
It's a beautiful day outside
Birds are singing...
Flowers are burning...
On days like this
Faggots like YOU...
Should be searching for a job
>>27205742
What if you're in coleg?
>>27205760
Never heard of part time jobs? or working on a farm? or even sell stuff on the street? what about working as a lumberjack for a while?
>>27205790
Oh, didn't think you meant part time jobs. Your point still stands then. I thought you were on about NEETs.
>>27204926
Might as well post it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux9Has2GPKI
Original
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVjDCkiprk Dubbed my Magpiepony
>>27205820
It's more like ALL type of jobs.
I have a neet friend that works on 3-D models or some shit and this guys legit win $3000 to $6000 dollars.
>>27204926
The inquisitor in me took it to decimate all who and what can become dangerous to humankind even by mere existence alone. For that I've taken not too kindly that the game posited the clearly superior human as anything but morally superior.
>>27206130
>>this level of humanity
*The wind is howling.
>>27206130
>goat lady is nice to you
>"Woah shit better kill her cause muh superiority"
/pol/lacks are really like this
>>27206130
What annoyed me about the game was it claiming that killing the monsters that attack you was morally wrong somehow. I mean its not like I attacked these in an attempt to genocide them, every single one attacked me with full intention of killing me. Later on they even proclaim that they were going to restart the war on humanity with the seven souls and kill them all so why on earth are you saying I'm evil for protein mankind? Hell even if they didn't attack me, they've killed six children already and are planing to kill anymore that fall into the underground. As if I could allow innocent children to die just to fuel another war and add more victims. To hell with monsters, genocide is what they deserve.
>>27206881
I think the whole idea is that humans are much stronger than monsters, to the point where if you are filled with enough hate, you can kill them with a single blow. So that makes all the monsters you fight like babies to you and you're supposed to treat them as such. Not doing so is murder, even though it's self defense.
That's liberal views for ya: Don't shoot that rapist, he's a person too!
>lol i posted a horse, now i can make this thread about something that has nothing to do with horses
>>27206931
>yfw you're American whose parents brought you to Europe
>yfw people think self-defense is murder
>>27205909
>that voice
>THAT VOICE
>>27206977
Europeans are fine with self-defense. We just consider that outright killing someone to be over-reacting and barbaric, unless you really have no other way to save your life.
Americans on the other side, seem to consider that killing the shit out of someone at the sightliest potential threat is an appropriate and civilized reaction.
>>27206881
>>27206931
>>durr killing them isn't morally wrong! who cares how much hate and pain it causes and how it makes everything a worse place for everyone! I'm right and that's all that matters.
Typical conservicucks, you really are idiots.
>>27205070
this one is pretty good
>>27207075
I'd rather cause the genocidal child-killing monsters pain than allow them to wipe out humanity yes. Why on earth would that be wrong.
>>27207074
When someone's on your lawn, you shout at them and point your gun, and if someone's in your home and about to steal stuff, or are running away with stolen goods, you shoot.
I studied your law. I know now I can legally kill someone for breaking into my appartement.
>>27207048
>>27207075
>Dont defend yourself!
If ANYTHING is coming at you with full intent to kill you, you shoot the fuck out of that.
not only that but "makes a worse place for everyone"? Nigger literally no human on the surface is going to give a fuck. If all the monsters are dead, then literally w h o t h e f u c k c a r e s ?
>>27207111
>>durr we need to kill everyone who ever tried to genocide.
*Just wait till I get out of this barrier then, it wont take too long.
>>27207138
The "nobody cares" argument is a fallacy. It is simply morally correct, even obligated, to kill whoever attacks you or even becomes a threat to someon else, in this case the human species.
>>27207138
>>when WE do it, its okay. only human opinions matter.
I always know intellectually that niggers would be just as capable of doing the same shit we did to them to other people, but now I have been confronted by it.
>>27207117
You see, this mentally reflect well the difference between Europe and USA.
Europeans are like : I hope I will never have to kill someone.
Americans are like : I hope someone will give me a legal opportunity to kill them.
Won't matter for much longer however, Europe culture is slowly destroyed under wave of immigrants supported by SJWs (just look at Sweden, it's laughable).
... not sure how an Undertale thread on /mlp/ turned into /pol/, but fuck that.
>>27207149
I said we should kill those actively trying to genocide, eg. the monsters seven soul god plan to destroy humanity, not for genocides past because while killing all the monsters stops them from killing masses of innocents killing humanity accomplishes nothing. Also every single fucking monster tries to kill you and presumably killed those previous six kids. Thus they will continue to kill children and others who fall down, ergo the morally correct choice is to kill them all and prevent them from killing more innocents or restarting the war on humanity.
>>27207166
First off, youre an idiot.
Youre right, its absolutely morally correct to kill whoever is attacking you. Oh would you look at that? A child has fallen. Lets attack it! OH NO ITS SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE IN SELF DEFENSE? WHAT A CRUEL BEING!
Frisk is 100% correct to kill and kill and kill everything that tries to kill them.
>>27207203
>>actively trying to genocide.
so that means people like FRC and uganda are fair game, go ahead, go kill them. theyre going to kill all the gays.
hey man, what about the nazies and the kkk? they have and are killing people. lets go kill them all, thats morally right and not criminalized by like every society in the first world yes?
fly over fucks I swear. it's like they live on a different planet. inb4 the erradication of an entire genetic subgroup is okay because they're degenerate liberals sent to earth by satan.
>>27207221
>>oh would you look at that, it's a monster, kill it! its holding a dead corpse, kill it!
oh man, said no one, what happened? are they dead? what the fuck are you? are you alright? nope scary sad goat thing so murder it.
guy litterally just stands there and lets assholes beat him to death. then he walks away. And no human thought that maybe this was perhaps their fault or went to check on him, or tried to stop the fighting.
>>27207255
The thing is the monsters present an indiscriminate threat to all human life. These people are still criminals but we have the ability to reform them without risking them becoming a god and destroying the world. Monsters not so much.
>>27207313
>The thing is the humans present an indiscriminate threat to all monster life. These monsters are still criminals but we have the ability to reform them without risking them becoming a god and destroying the world. Humans not so much.
>>>/pol/
you demonstrated that you never even played the game. get the fuck out.
>>27207334
I have played the game you huge faggot, the monsters claim they are fucking hyped for the destruction of humanity. Their leader wants to absorb 7 souls and become a god to accomplish that. What the hell do you think destruction means?
>>27207348
>>durrr I have! I have played the game, monsters are dem bad guys and humans are just weak sacks of shit, they aren't dangerous!
watching a playthrough on youtube doesn't count /pol/cuck
>>>/pol/
>>27207348
thats not even half of the lore.
>>27207398
>>27207372
Whatever man, I'm obviously not going to convince you , clearly the pol boogie man is what you fear.
>>27205189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux9Has2GPKI
>>27207480
>>I'm being BTFO so I better leave before I learn anything
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
>>27205070
That a rare pepe. I'm stealing it from you.
>>27207348
>Their leader wants to absorb 7 souls and become a god
>wants to absorb
>wants
Factually incorrect, he didn't want to do that
>This thread
>mfw I didn't know undermeme was about serial murder
Fuck, I wanna play it now.
>>27207788
the choice is yours.
>>27207788
Witnessed also nice numbers there buddy.
>>27205070
saved
>>27205070
I am saving this.
>>27205760
https://soundgasm.net/u/littlebardofhope/F4MRequest-Fill-tEM-SUC-DIK-4-COLLEG1-Undertale-VAOralBeastProstitutionPlease-Kill-Me
>>27207788
This is proof that fags who hate the game haven't even play it
>>27208597
thats generally how it goes. people resent anyone having fun. tell me, if someone with a huge smile on their face skipped down a crowded mall, would you cringe in horror at that person daring to have fun just because everyone else was more subdued or even miserable? chances are some shit you had no reason to be bitching about triggered you too.
hol up
>>27208577
Now pretend that's derpy
>>27207788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux9Has2GPKI
undertale rox
How did this become a /pol/ thread? Jesus christ, just let us brew cancer in piece, will you?
>>27208707
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your game just look autistic as fuck. There aint much more ways to put things up. It's not just you having fun (you fucking wish it were). If it were there wouldn't be such a fuss about that. Undertale seems like a very poor game to me and it'd hurt my balls to even give it a try.
That being said, enjoy your autism. It's what people do best on that board anyway.
>>27210611
>I haven't even tried it but it's bad anyway
I was like you about this game once anon, but honestly, it's very charming once you give it a go. Don't let the autistic fanbase ruin it for you, nor the pushy leftist message, it's a lot of fun.
>>27207191
Yes, I've seen the media propaganda, and it's wrong. More accurate, it would be
Europeans be like: I hope no-one will attack me, I don't want to hurt anybody because they're human, too.
Americans be like: I hope no-one will attack me, or so help me God.
To note, the bible prescribes lethal self-defense as obligation, and European values are fundamentally biblical in nature, even though the church became heretic as fuck and even allowed war "refugees" in, another heresy. Something about locusts and smoke, you heathen piece of beta shit. Your continent is dying because you didn't read deutoronomy.
>>27210611
>You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your game just look autistic as fuck
>exact same thing is said about my little pony
in both instances, theres a reason people obsess over it. in these two cases, its because theyre pretty good.
>>27210611
>>You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your ponies just look autistic as fuck.
>You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your 4chan just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your reddit just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your tumblr just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your sports just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your nerd table top games just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your vegan food just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your meat just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your hummer just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your family guy just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your cosplaying just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your football costumes just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your nintendo just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your sony just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your xbox just look autistic as fuck.
You're over simplifying things anon. You guys and your mac shit just look autistic as fuck.
god damn what a retard. It's as simple as it gets.
>>27211467
autistic as fuck.
>>27211315
>>Americans be like: I hope no-one will attack me, or so help me God.
bullshit, there are plenty of people in our country right now that want a theocracy. people who genuinely beleive that the root to prosperity is to find every illegal immigrant by violating personal freedoms for everyone that stand in the way, to march them out of the country native american internment style, and force them to build a wall for us. It's basically one step away from slavery.
>>To note, the bible
Is just another excuse to act like a shit bag, not the cause of acting like a shitbag. not that you dominionist pricks aren't the cancer of humanity.
>>27211478
shit post elsewhere.
>>27211482
>posts that borderline-spam shit because you're mad
>accusing anyone else of shitposting
Kill yourself.
>>27211493
>>continues to ignore reason and shit up the thread
shit post elswere
>>27208577
>You felt your sins crawling on your back
>>27211499
You're not telling me >>27211467 was a quality post. I refuse to believe you're that totally insane. What the hell is wrong with you?
>>27211513
>>makes shitty quality posts that degrade the thread and it's topic
>>throws stones at a post that advances the discussion.
you don't have to be quality to be right. See every green on this board, now fuck off.
>>27211480
Plenty of people aren't the majority, and a theocracy wasn't written in the constitution, so it won't be established unless a significant portion of the population gets very upheavy. Further, that you say that rounding up every criminal, this word includes *illegal* immigrants, would in any way be a bad thing, is immoral, and there were times were criminals had to do labor in order to resocialize, you know, to get released from prison. Calling it slavery demarks a stark ignorance toward the concept of slavery. To end my anecdote, attacking the bible is a communist technique and unsurprisingl inane, as slavery is heavily forbidden. Until date, the *only* religious text to explicitely ban slavery and call every human equal in spirit (we all have different bodies and fates) is the bible. Not that Christians are the most persecuted religious group in the world just fr being Christian, but communists and the powers that be will never confess. Christianity is the chemo therapy.
So...following the evolution of this board.
/mlp/ to /UT/ to /pol/...so this thread will evolve /r9k/ thread?.
>>27211739
Oh shit I made a mistake on that comment.
just saying that this will evolve into a /r9k/ thread if we don't stop
>>27207788
I'll say this much, you are one of the few people who I would recommend play the game because you don't seem to know much about it. There are two things that are good about the game: the characters/plot and the soundtrack. The whole "plot" thing gets ruined if you have too many things spoiled for you or if you leave your brain on while playing.
>>27205554
Whats a PTS?
>>27211756
Pony Thread Simulator.
>>27211739
not evolution
growing up
>>27211568
>>To end my anecdote, attacking the bible is a communist technique and unsurprisingl inane,
your worthless anecdote aside, attacking the bible is not a communist technique, I was attacking humanity, not the bible, and the bible is not excused from criticism. Kill yourself, you clearly don't know what a theocracy is if you can say this shit with a straight face.
>>27211837
>>kill anyone in revenge for seeking revenge against us.
oh man, growing up sure is great.
>>27211892
Attacking humanity, negating its inherent seperateness from the other fauna on Earth is a step further into the indoctrination. And no, Saudi-Arabia has a theocracy, the US isn't even near constructing one, even if we could.
>>27207303
>not even in the style
Weak.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461844645306.webm
>>27212328
Then again, I didn't take much effort in making my stuff either.
>>27204926
Pinkie would beat Sans in a fight easily.
>>27211568
>tips bible
>>27212773
They'd never need to fight. They're also fairly equally matched, with Sans having more heavy attack, Ponk having more defence, and both having decent physics bending abilities and speed.
>>27212328
DO YOU EVEN POSE?
>>27211480
>there are people calling Christianity violent in current year
dude the propaganda shifted to "one race the human race open the borders", get with the times
>>27212316
>>durrr bible is humans
no dumbass. but hey, I have to hand it for you, for a chouvanist you at least limited your preposterous delusions to being special on earth, rather than the universe at large. Your bullshit beliefs are everywhere but the reality is humanity is not inherently spererate from other fauna on earth and the evidence for that is all around you because it's required for biological sciences to function, and to assert the opposite is to be scientifically illiterate.
>>27214816
>>not the cause of humans being shit bags
>>calling christianity violent
where are you even getting that from that post?
either way
christianity is violent. if we sanctioned the churches to wield real power, they would do so and abuse the shit out of it. It's not because theyre christians, it's because theyre humans. untill you take us out of the equation it's going to stay that way.
>>27205703
I want to say something about there being Flowey porn... But then I remembered that Rule 34 ain't a complete joke.
>>27217032
To be fair, he spends the whole game manipulating the shit out of you, being a massive asshole, and essentially soul voring a bunch of kids. Good dom/10
>>27206248
Hi, /pol/ack here
I accidently killed Toriel on my first run through and had to quit playing the game for a month while I recovered emotionally. I have never done or even attempted a genocide run.
>>27217670
Huh, I guess some of you still manage to hold your ideals without being desensitised to any kind of remorse. Good for you man.
>>27208795
goodpost/10
>>27208731
This is why you don't have the Fischer account, Halberstram. But at least you're not as shitty with your gets like that Bateman loser.
So I think we can all agree... the genocide run is what bad people do, the neutral run is what neutral people do, and the pacifist run is what good people do... any objections?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux9Has2GPKI
Is this make well?
>>27217773
*made
>>27217777
wastes quads posting the Pinkielovania video for the third fucking time in this thread. Fucking end your life my man.
Yes it's very well made.
>>27208707
I saw everyone having fun with MLP, first of all.
Then came adventure time.
And SU.
And I watched as all the indie fags crawled out of the woodwork.
Then I saw all the FNaF shillposting on EVERY FUCKING BOARD one day, a couple years ago, and I was fucking done:
I vowed never to let anyone have fun ever again.
That's why I hate undermeme, and anyone who posts anything related to Australiatale.
>>27217946
>Five nights as faggy's is the sams as undertale
Both are popular. That's the only similarity. Get over yourself, you massive tool.
>>27217987
It just struck me as similar in the way the fandoms presented themselves.
Both just, one day out of the blue, started spamming their inside jokes and memes all over the fucking website and everywhere else on the internet.
Fuck tons of LPers hopped on and a shitload of art was produced nearly overnight.
They both felt like cheap shitty pop-art fandoms; here one day and gone the next.
>>27218012
Don't judge anything by its fandom. If you're HERE, you should've learned that by now. UT is a lovely game, with good atmosphere and memorable characters. The fandom, who migrated from homestuck, took it upon themselves to ruin that.
>>27218087
>The fandom, who migrated from homestuck
Say no more.
That's all the explanation I needed.
>>27218117
It's not all bad though. The handplates AU is quite good, as is the Insomnia comic. It's mostly the OOC surface level ones that gain the most popularity which tend to suck.
>>27218087
>Don't judge anything by its fandom.
Except it's difficult not to, just like this. If you see fags everywhere spamming it and acting obnoxious about it, you don't see a good game, you see a phase. That's why I initially hated the game.
