Let's write a letter to Celestia. I'll start:
Dear Princess Celestia, ...
>>27202915
Please get your stuff off my lawn.
>>27202915
Love,
Anonymous.
>>27202934
Well, we tried. Guess I'll go start writing for sale signs.
>>27202943
4 Sale
One Lawn, price B1,000
PS: Don't touch the red keyboard.It's Celestia's
>>27202915
...I'm sorry that I clogged up the castle's Toilets, I didn't know how to use them...
Please stop sending me quesadillas, as I know you're aware of my utter distaste for them. I literally don't know how I'm going to dispose of all of them.
You've made your point and I'm sorry what I said at your last visit. Please, stop. You're making both of us nauseous.
Your friend and aggravated yet apologetic co-princess,
TS
>>27203449
>>27202915
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>27202915
No, you can't have Luna back. It took months to teach her basic obedience
>>27202915
Please remove the nyxposter, the footfag, the ember-haters, and KnightSavant.
We don't need more garbage.
>>27203449
Dear Twilight,
I'm not sure you fully appreciate the subtle flavors of cheese between tortilla. Perhaps you just haven't tried one with avocado yet? The quesadilla is truly one of ponykind's great works.
Nonetheless, I suppose you're right that I've sent you more than enough to sample. Perhaps you can find some use serving them the next time you have company and wish to discuss how the sun is 'just a star'.
Your loving and warm-as-the-sun solar sovereign,
Celestia
