Yesterday I had simulated sex with EQG Fluttershy, I came hard into her imaginary vagina and impregnated her. It was the best fap I've ever had in weeks. Then I stood their wiping the cum off my hands and thought, what am I doing with my life? I'm unemployed, have no gf, and almost 30 years old, I need to get my shit together I thought
So I decided to browse /mlp/ to read some top bantz but there were none because scruffy had banned fun posting
Then I went to /pol/ and read that WW3 had begun and whites were going to be genocided
Now I am more depressed than ever before. I regret being born into this world. Someone please end my life.
>>27197963
>EQG
Yep, you deserve death.
>>27197963
do it, OP
hang yourself, go to Equestria and cum hard inside Fluttershy
Just do it.
Consider suicide.
>>27197963
I'm going just ignore that you mentioned EQG and just ask for source on that image.
Do it OP, your life was a wasted gamble and you'll never live a decent life. In fact all of /mlp/s life is forfeit when in comparison to others. Imma go kill myself also
>>27197963
You don't 'need' to do anything. Stop falling for the normalfag's shaming.
>>27197963
End it yourself you pussy.
>>27197963
Chill. No suicide, please.
>>27197970
What's wrong with EqG?
>>27197963
Lol totes eric, dudemeister, +1
Subbed
>>27198122
They have freaky proportions. I'm not fussed about the skin colours, but the legs and torsos... Holy shit, that's some scary body horror right there.
>>27198122
Monster high knock off.
>>27197963
>Someone please end my life
aww, come on, OP. let's have lots of sex instead
Get off your arse. Get a job. Buy horse related sexual stimulated silicon items.
Or use your neetbucks to buy some bleach, drink it and go to equestria.
>>27198025
this
>>27198122
its a meme.
>>27198140
>They have freaky proportions
i dont know if you noticed, but horse heads arent actually the same size as their bodies.
>>27198025
>>27198276
Seriously guys? You can't right click > Search image?Artist is smokedpone
>>27198292
my right click is broken
>>27198290
It's not a meme. EQG is what happens when you take a shit premise, add in a generic and trashy Princess Spike tier plot, and stretch the whole thing to a feature length runtime. It's terrible in every conceivable way.
>>27198357
>It's not a meme
>>27197963
But to everyone else on the board, it was tuesday.
>>27198290
No it's actually just shit.
>>27197963
>I need to get my shit together
You're right, you should start fapping to pone only, not the EQD garbage
>>27197963
Don't forget to stream it, anon!
>>27198292
normally reverse image search doesn't turn up with anything.
>>27197963
Stop FAP on shit like EQG and start see good show
>>27198290
>unironically defending EQG
It's a terrible series of movies that aim to make shekels from the success of bratz, the stories are terribly mediocre, they literally ripped off stories from fucking low budget Disney Channel movies and added some terrible character designs in what they dare call a "humanized" version and added in a bunch of terrible meme tier jokes only reddit enjoys
NOT CANON
>>27197963
>>27199083
>aimed to make shekels
see: mlp franchise
>story is terribly mediocre
first one, sure.
>literally ripped off from low budget disney channel movies
[Source Needed]
>terrible character designs
opinion
>meme tier jokes
[Source Needed]
>>27197963
>then I went on /pol/ and read that WW3 had begun and whites were going to be genocided
kek, don't worry m8. The Donald will bring about an era of peace and prosperity for all.
>>27197963
>Yesterday I had simulated sex with EQG Fluttershy
Congratulations, you discovered jerking off.
>>27201263
There's always that one kid...
>>27198290
>eqg will never be canon
EqGfags eternally butthurt
>>27201731
>this delusional
Doesn't matter, the show is shit by its own anyway.
