Emergency horse, Isaac is dead!
Old horse: >>27184723
605- Gauntlet of Fire
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
Art is Magic still showcased here!
>>27149167
>filly
I was so scared
>colt
>filly
rip in piss mlpg
You don't even know how much I want to post >filly
Deploying emergency marshmallow mare
All order and unfing shall be restored
>>27189241
Is she your fav?
>>27189243
Best pony time?
>>27189241
>>27189253
Did you know?
It's possible to pick up a filly using the 'bowling ball' grip underneath their tail. Try it sometime; fillies love it!
>>27189261
In situations like this, Rarity always makes things better.
It's best pony time, fellow Rari-worshipper
>>27189299
Praise the white pone
>>27189218Someday, MLPG will die for real.
>>27189313
Yes
Lavish Rarara with love
You are but one!
My marshmallows have gone sour.
Wat do?
>Sunset Shimmer will never give you a "sleepover surprise"
guys plesae do not kill the horses
>>27189334
Have her sit down on some candy. That should sweeten her up.
>>27189337
Is the surprise sleep sex?
>>27189334
Hug it anyway
>>27189325
>>27189218
Don't worry, I'll be your Isaac for tonight.
>>27189359
Damn right it does
>>27189346
>>27189358
She's adorable.
What if
>>27189359
swoooosh
Guys Rarity is great and all, but why don't we talk about better ponies like pic related?
>get transported to Equestria
>ponies are clamouring around me, being inquisitive and poking and stuff
>Twilight comes along and after some time with me explaining what exactly I am, asks to analyze me etc for scientific purposes
>spend a few days with her, she learns much about human culture , what we are, how we think etc
>we both discover humans and ponies think quite alike, except ponies are generally far more innately altruistic than humans
>we get really close and happy in each other's company, I notice
>she even prepares me a room at her castle as a guest of honor
>I meet her friends and stuff and it's cool, they think I'm a curiosity that Twilight will enjoy as a friend, but they keep me at arm's length as do most other ponies
>eventually she asks about other humans, such as differing physical characteristics when I mention that outside of eye shape, color, hair style and sometimes snout, most ponies look very similar to us
>she asks me if I would be considered a good example of humanity
>I laugh and look at my skinnyfat pudgy body and say "Not really."
>she leaves it at that
>one day I pluck up the courage to ask her to cast a perfection spell on me so I can show her what a real human would look like
>she reluctantly does so when she sees my pleas, as I want to look good for Twilight... for science of course and because maybe if I looked perfect other ponies might like me
>after the shining white light disspiates and I can see again, she takes me to a mirror
>I blink in shock a few times when I see myself
>"I... look exactly the same?"
>"That's because you ARE perfect, Anon. You're perfect to me."
>>27189422
TOO FAST
>>27189445
What is this autism
>>27189445
fuck off
>>27189467
>>27189468
>silly greentext stories aren't allowed on MLPG anymore
The fuck happened to this place
>>27189443
Never.
>>27189475
Teen Applebloom happened
>>27189465
>>27189422
Stains of time started to play in my head when I watched this
>>27189475
It was kinda gay.
Fillies are very dangerous creatures.
>>27189445
>one day I pluck up the courage to ask her to cast a perfection spell on me so I can show her what a real human would look like
>she reluctantly does so when she sees my pleas, as I want to look good for Twilight... for science of course and because maybe if I looked perfect other ponies might like me
>after the shining white light disspiates she takes me to a mirror
>I try to blink in shock but I can't
>"Why am I a cactus?"
>"Because I'm a masochist, Anon. Now you're perfect for me. So huggable!"
>>27189475
fuck off
>>27189493
>>27189515
>>27189515
this is just as autistic
>>27189445
The truth is, she beefed the spell and didn't want to admit it
>>27189536
*i'm just as autistic
ftfy
>>27189445
>>27189475
drawfags happened
nowadays any """contribution""" that doesn't involve blogposting with a name on is frowned upon
think of the poniesTHINK OF THEM
>>27189591
>>27189591
TOO LATE
>>27189601
thingken of Wonderbolts
>>27189591
ok
>>27189591
I have ponies on the brain!
>>27189610
>relaxing in the park with ponies
>fillies and colts running around giggling
>mares and stallions walking about or resting on benches
>hear a horse sound
>incoming out of control pegasus
>Once upon a time Fluttershy noticed Twilight spending all her free time with her cactus.
>Fluttershy is a kind and understanding pony, so she didn't judge her or anything.
>She congratulated them on their anniversary and gave them the best gift she could think of.>She moved an anthill to the cactus' flowerpot.
>>27189475
newfags
>>27189591
Ponies never think of me, though.
>>27189649
You don't know that.
>>27189649
Ponies have better things to think about.
>>27189488
I still have no idea what that "teenfeels" drama was about since I took a break at that time and no one seems to be willing to explain it.
Think of the fillies instead.
>>27189673
last time I thought of fillies I got a warning from the pony police
>>27189672
I think it was about arguing over whether or not it was okay to lewd
>>27189684
Was the officer a filly?
>walk up behind Rarity in the marketplace
>Wpshhh!
>She stops, then, without looking at you, starts talking.
>"Let me make one thing perfectly clear, Mr. Anonymous. And you had better listen as I'm only going to warn you once."
>"If you ever start something with me..." She pokes your chest with her hoof. "...I will never stop. Ever."
>You look around awkwardly as she stares you down
>"I will ram my hips down onto yours until I've crushed them to dust, then keep going. I don't care how much you scream, cry, pinch, bite, squeeze, punch, or pull, I will subject you to the roughest of any sexual fantasy I have ever conceived prior to your enslavement. You will know pain and pleasure both."
>She shoves on you, pushing you over. "And don't you think for a split second I can't keep up with you 'humans'. I can last days if I want. You will be a smudgy puddle of goop beneath my hooves." She leans down to get face level with you.
>"Have I made myself clear?"
>>27189672I remember when they got really gay.
I had so many guilty faps to those.
>>27189701
yes and she insisted I call her "officer" filly
I said, fat chance filly
Big blue bouncy bubble butts
>>27189711
Now this is better.
>>27189711
I would almost immediately spank her ass again
>>27189633
>>27189634
>>27189711
can you not roleplay
>>27189711
Y-Yes ma'am
>>27189712
I'd fuck a Sweetie Trap something hard.
>>27189712
>>27189777
sounds like I have to draw something
>>27189823
Trappy Sweetie Belle being lewd as fuck.
Human or pone. I don't care
>>27189823
Pony please
>>27189591
oh no
now shes pregnant
>>27189777
Yup. I'd break my dick off into that too.
https://derpibooru.org/548516
>>27189823
>>27189832
Please have his Scooteroll friend there too.
>>27189845
I bet he makes the cutest noises when getting railed
>W-watch out!
>>27189875
Oddly enough he seems straight. Or at least a switch.
>>27189973
look at that filly and her tiny hooves. fillyshy a qt
>>27190143
Where are her princess flappers?
>>27190183
I really like his mane
>>27190183
check out those wings
>>27190183
That's not a sweetie trap.
>>27190183
>stallions
>>27190183
now draw pegasus stallion being majestic as fuck with two pegasus mares swooning at his feet
>>27190214
okay
>Open the door, Anon!
>>27190338
I'm disappointed in you
>>27190338
that sure is a filly
Please boop responsibly.
>>27190338
>futa
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU GODDAMN NIGGER AUTIST FAGGOT WHY DO PEOPLE GET INTO THIS ITS SO FUCKING GAY!??! IF YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MUCH INF FUCKING DENIAL ABOUT BEING GAY JUST DRAW A DAMN STALLION BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR AUTISM ALL OVER DERPI AN SHIT. JESUS JUST GET THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT OUT
>>27190409
>>27190415
>>27190432
Samefag much?
>>27190433
memer as fuck
>>27190433
Pretty sure it's just a dude pony in panties, Anon. Not everyone pulls off looking like a trap perfectly.
>>27190416
I just know someone has fapped to this
>>27190219
you're damn right >stallions
>>27190467
I haven't, but it was arousing
>>27190490
dude what
>>27190490
But the OP and every post thereafter is a shitpost, Anon.
>>27190509
>But the OP is a shitpost
>>27190490fuck off
>>27190527
Look, if you didn't want us to call you Chublight Porkle, then you shouldn't have eaten 27 hamburgers.
In a row.
>>27190536
Twilight, more like Twiheavy!
>>27190544
now HERE'S a shitpost
>>27190545
Real rich for someone who works in a bakery.
>>27190544
What are you going to go play, anon?I'm planning to play more SFV after I smoke
>>27190563
yeah but she works out
Why so ded, MLPG?
>>27190579
finals week
>>27190579
We are just resting our eyes
>>27190566
>playing SFV
>not dank souls
>treehugger image
Consider sudoku
>>27190579
got home from first day at work
no energy to do shit
>>27190579
no new horse last Saturday
![horse-colt-sleeping-young-patch-dirt-horses-mares-eating-nearby-32372311[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/thHQp9Y.jpg "horse-colt-sleeping-young-patch-dirt-horses-mares-eating-nearby-32372311[2].jpg")
>>27190579
why lib
>>27190589I've only played the first Dark Souls and I couldn't get into it, but I'm interested in playing the new game. Just not at the moment. Gotta work on those Birdie and Laura combos
>>27190563
At least she WORKS in a bakery, instead of EATS in a bakery, right Twilight?
>>27190646
always with the fillies
>>27190729
Colts are cool
>>27190746
they can be pretty cute
>>27190756
Super cute
>>27190527
>>27190756
>>27190760
>>27190718
Why did SB have to be the biggest bitch ever?
>>27190776
you mean Kraut?
>>27190647A lot of the bosses will ruin your anus. Hell, a lot of the mob enemies will. A bow is indispensable and pyromancy relies on both intelligence and faith, instead of just the level of the flame. The miracle Tears of Denial is absurdly useful as it lets you survive at 0HP once per cast. This gives you the time to get the fuck out of the way and heal. And cast it again if you're lucky. It needs 20 faith, though.
>>27190589
>playing artificial difficulty games
Consider sudoku
>>27190778
Yes that's it. SB was also a huge bitch, though.
>>27190776
SB isa nice guy who's too hard on himself when it comes to art
>>27190780
>miracles
>pyromancy
lmao next thing you're going to say "git a shield and heavyr armor"
>>27190776
But I love SB. He's one of my favorite artist.
Dating ponies.
>>27190780I don't know what any of that means
>>27190804
Nigger, Knight Class best Class.Though I'll freely admit I'm a light-rolling fag who uses a Dark Sword because it's the lightest high damage weapon at my disposal. I'm quite literally just under the weight limit for light-rolls. I was going to go full lightning spear sunbro, but after hearing that Lightning/Sunlight spear was nerfed to shit, I decided I'd use that slot for ToD, and just beat things to death the normal way, with an emergency "oops fell one inch too far" net.
>>27190815
>>27190799
Fuck off SB
>>27190746
when he closes his eyes he looks like a filly because of the lashes
Patting ponies.
>>27190842
Fuck on anonymous
>>27190843
colttt looks like a filly
yeah
yeah
>>27190844
Yes
this needs to happen more often
>>27190843
I assure you he is a manly colt
>>27190838
That's okay.
>>27190844
that's only legal in Iowa and West Virginia
If you don't live in either of those states, you better put some cookies in the oven so the swat team has some snacks when they come and raid your shit
>>27190860
what a cutie
>>27190876
Would youtake him shopping for cute clothes and then out on a nice date?
odd- drawing
even-vidya
>>27190889
of course
>>27190890
Draw you cunt, fuck the zero.
>>27190890
Enjoy your vidya.
>>27190900
but im tirrrrrrred
>>27190930
thanks, you too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX_4FCGym3E
>Rumble
>cute
>>27190997
>Rumble
>not cute
You trying to pick a fight?
>>27190997
I disapprove of some ponies but I will defend to the death their right to be cute
>>27190997
yes, those are two things that go together
>>27190997
He is a cute pone.
His brother is even cuter though
definitive list of things not cute:
stallions
Get out the /tv/ ;^)
>>27191173
why is sweetie belle alone with fluttershy
>>27191173
Boop the pony.
>>27191197
all ponies enjoy alone time with the Belle
>>27191173
>>27191203
>>27191214
Sweetie Belle is not for lewd implications.
>>27191226
she cuddles around
hop
>>27191244
hopanka
>>27191232What's her cuddlecount at now?
>>27191244
that is too kawaii
>>27191255
there's only so much her body can handle in a day
>>27191244
I'm gonna hop with the Ponk
pony says you really should eat less meat
>>27191345
I want to eat her meat
>>27191351
pony resists the urge to slap you
>>27191357
I want her to hit me.
>>27191357
I want pony to slap me with her meat
>>27191345
I don't eat vegetables.
Ponies die if they're killed.
>>27191244
What a lovely rabbit
Pony embarrassed you on The Facebook with a witty comment, and all your friends saw
>>27191405
>implying I use the Book of Faces
>implying I'm Friends with pony
>implyingI even have friends outside of those added in politeness or are family.
Fillies are cuter than mares.
>>27191244
Hop
Ponk
We like to hop.
We like to hop on top of Ponk.
>>27191459
I'm all hopped up on ponk
>>27191405
>friends
>>27191434
i don't know about you, but ilikefillies
Mares are fillies
>>27191527
everyone is a filly at heart
i want to take out a trappy stallion for a nice date and afterwards a hot fuck sesh
he thinks i think he's a mare but i've known the whole time
and i like it
>>27191527
That's not how it works.
![1101889__twilight+sparkle_applejack_shipping_blushing_suggestive_princess+twilight_lesbian_spread+wings_lip+bite_twijack[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/67EPhRg.jpg "1101889__twilight+sparkle_applejack_shipping_blushing_suggestive_princess+twilight_lesbian_spread+wings_lip+bite_twijack[1].png")
If your mares feel neglected, they may start getting lewd with each other rather than you.
>>27191573
I'm confused. How is this trappy stallion supposed to be keeping up the ruse while fucking?
>>27189337
fuckin' science twilight
why is the existence of her character so funny
twilight has to go back to poneworld but we want to make more eqg crap too
solution: make another twilight but this one has glasses
![[lesbian horse kissing noises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ah0AuQ4.jpg "[lesbian horse kissing noises].jpg")
>>27191601
Can confirm
>>27191601
I have a question. Why is Twilight acting like a sea lion in that picture?
>>27191601
>twilight grinding up on applejack like that
>>27191620
Don't be. True story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Boursicot
This held up for years.
>>27191623
ponies should confirm their lesbian impulses better
>>27191622
She's cute
>>27191644
I didn't know that Dash was into arts and crafts
>>27191644
man, ponies don't even have to scissor, they can just back into each other
>>27191640
holy fuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu
"In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman"
i still kinda want to see explicitly how this was done
>>27191695
"We have to tell you that you've been a faggot for 20 years."
>>27191768
"Boursicot, upon discovering the truth of their relationship, attempted suicide by slitting his throat but survived. The public disclosure of the affair made Boursicot the subject of widespread ridicule."
that's really sadif only he had known about the "no homo" rule
I'm glad the ponies are such good friends.
>>27191786
He even believed that he had a child in that relationship.
That mare was a human male once, you know.
>>27191820
Either way, she's still getting the collar.
>>27191820
That's okay. That stallion was a human woman once as well.
So it pans out.
>>27191800
And then he went full gay. It makes you think.
Two in the pink, one in the ponk.
DOTA PATCH 6.87 ROFL
>>27191820
I'd fuck a legion of little filly anons if I could, mate.
>>27191885
>
>no standards: the thread
>>27191903
>what is having fun
>>27191910
What's with that filename
>>27191933
>"when a nigger publishes an intellectual paper"
>implosion
>>27191933
Racism
>>27191910
>a intellectual
>>27191966
Grammar, who needs it?
Rarity should look at more food.
>>27191961
More like speciesm
Do you think she's a racist?
>>27192007
...Just look at it?
>>27192121
>being buried under a harem of fillies
Snips and Snails have all the luck.
>>27192166
and none of the voice roles
>>27192123
Yes.
Is it possible to have two waifus?
>>27192190
Judging by that ass shes had quite a few already.
>>27192190
rarity pls sit on my face
>>27192197
I'm not complaining.
I'm worried about Isaac guys.
>>27192208
hell be fine
>>27192196
it's possible but you're fucking trash if you go through with it
>>27192241
Why? More waifus, the better.
>>27192196
>>27192241
What if the 2 waifus are also dating each other?
>>27192265
Love triangle with your two waifus.
Polygamy is fucking disgusting you freaks.
