"She's pretty neat looking" mode
Predecessor: >>27031413
>Moth Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures
http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (hot stuff)
>Thread Archive
http://derpy.me/BatArchives
>keekeekee
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee
Lewd batties in even lewder outfits get
>>27138553
>Moth Wiki
>>27138577
Ye
>>27138827
:^)
>>27138892
Stop the moths you fucker.
>>27138892
Her front legs are longer than her hindlegs.
>>27138892
wew, lad
If you're gonna scree, scree with me.
Moments like this never last.
>>27138553
Poner get
So much for hoping this thread does not get bumped
>>27138892
>it's ok when I make this face guise
>>27139558
wat
Is she died?
>>27140196
HeartBeat is always alive, but BatDesu is MIA, even on deviantArt.
What is the maximum amount of accessories and fancy undergarments and bedroom attire a batpony can wear and still look hot?
>>27140405
As much as a bat can wear so her eartufts and the butthole will be still visible
I want to make love to our writers to make little batyrs.
>>27141037
If you are a writer, I'll respect your will.
But Hollows, Leiffer and others and their bats are going to be impregnated.
>>27141065
I'm a writer and you can't make love to me
Shoo,i don't need babies
>>27141075
Then give me your bat, I'll take care of everything.
>>27141092
Do you even know how to take care of a batyr? What if their bodies can't handle something ordinary bats can?
>>27141165
A lot of cuddles and incest relationship will make everything possible.
>>27141232
please take those unrelated shit to >>>/trash/
>>27141266
You are jelly of Murmur and Yuzu because they are top sexy batyrs.
>>27141315
Please remove yourself from approximate vicinity of me and my bats.
>>27141315
I hope those shit will get scruffed with foe.
>>27141448
>>27141510
>/bat/ hates Yuzu
Did I miss something?
>>27141065
>>27141232
>>27141315
I want to have a sexual relationship with Yuzu!
>>27141528
>one guy shitposts /bat/
fify
>>27141510
>>27141448
>>27141266
Here is your (you)
>>27141541
But which one?
>>27141531
Daylily and her butt: the true story
>>27141574
The one on the right, I don't want to sleep at all that night.
>>27141545
>Topics must be show-related. When discussing people, they must be associated with the show and not the fandom.
Let's just wait.
>>27141574FUZZY EARS
>>27141600
>>27141609
WHAT DID YOU DO
>>27141621tufts too lewd for Yotsuba B
What is sex with Yuzu like?
>>27141660
a lot of screeing and lube since she is a small and naughty bat
>>27141673
Sounds like she needs a firm spanking and a good dicking to set her straight
>>27141660Imagine a smaller than an average human's tight cunt combined with a pony's hot cunt.
>>27141844
>Murmur is sitting on your lap, hugging you tightly and spreading her legs
>you play with Murmur's butthole with one hand
>slowly finger her with the second hand
>sometimes you slap her butt
>you can hear Yuzu stiffled moans behind the door to your room, but you ignore it
>end Murmur with a shuddering orgasm and butt massage
>tell her to go to take a bath
>when she is leaving your room you see her little wet and glowing buttcheeks
>a few minutes later you have Yuzu lying over your lap, sheepishly smiling at you
>it's good to be a daddylurking satyr thread
>>27141905
So that's what it's like to be a father, does not sound too bad.
>>27141232
that butt is sexable
This Moon has an anus
I like this bat.
She's a hard worker.
WiP...
>>27144982
Adding another one to the collection
>>27145063
pretty!
Just look at her pull these weeds.
Holy fuck.
Such strength.
Such dedication
>>27145350
Story about her?
>tfw your bat used your trip to spam hundreds of memes on 4chan when you were not looking
>even the mod showed up to say how retarded you are
>your bat hides under the blanked, you can just see her goofy smile on the muzzle
>you sigh and prepares yourself to ravage sexually this bat
>you both fall asleep after hours of screeing, 6 bottles of lube and one cuddle session
>>27143287
Pretty bat!
I wonder how Bat pony thread would react if they woke up as a bat pony
>>27145668
Time to get a 4chan pass for your batpony.
And 7 proxies
>>27145843
>>27145668
>come home
>find that your bat has been posting her lewd bits in the thread
Why no one ever post pics or talk about Florence? She's too cute
>>27147177
because she is a privileged white pony
>>27147190
A priviliged cute white pony you mean. Or you guys have something going on like bats lives matter? That's why you don't post cute white bat pony?
>>27147177
I like Florf. She is innocent and pure.
>>27147177
Her eyes lookfluorescent
Do her naughty bits glow in the dark?
Tell me about Florence! Why does she wear the armor?
Would you let her polish your spear?
Is she handy with long stiff objects?
Florence I'm CIA.
How do you locate her if you drop her in snow?
Tfw you will never get to finger-paint all over her coat.
>>27147324
>Do her naughty bits glow in the dark?
Maybe
>Tell me about Florence! Why does she wear the armor?
She was no one until she put the armor on
>Would you let her polish your spear?
I would let her polish my spear
>Is she handy with long stiff objects?
The very best
>Florence I'm CIA.
You are a big guy
>How do you locate her if you drop her in snow?
With her cute blue glowy eyes
>Tfw you will never get to finger-paint all over her coat.
I bet she's into that stuff
>>27147349
Who are you?
>>27147349
For you
>>27147358
I'm Gotham's reckoning
>>27147373
Tell me... do you bleed?
>>27147392
I'll make you bleed
>>27147392
You will.
>>27147408
i bleed every month
>>27146909
>Punish bat with a spanking
>stop when you notice it only makes her moist
>ban internet from bat
>next day find her inserting your various phallic things from around the house inside herself
>ban everything
>>27147413
You have to save Martha!
>>27147437
Do you need help plugging it up? I have the perfect cork in my pants.
>>27147440
The next day she and her friends give you a spanking and insert phallic objects into your anus
>>27147177
What is her character? Is she shy, bubbly, impulsive?
>>27148075
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Florence
>>27148093
This shit is outdated and doesn't explain anything
What does bat want written today
I can do shorts
If you like shorts
Posting my Bat OC
Name: Umbra Nights
Age: mid 20's
Ocupation Ex Guard , Now sells and collects Cursed and magical objects and potions
Home: Semi Nomadic
Birth place : Hollow Shades
Cutiemark and talentL Runic Moon with bat wing. Has a sense of magic auras ...allows him to hunt for artifacts easier , First artifact was a set of carves moonstone moons(the same as his cutiemark.).
>>27148039
What if she has no friends?
>>27148137
Bat accidentally walks into a wall and gets its head stuck in the hole
>>27148131
No one writes anything about her, that's why.
>>27148137
>there is a club in the middle of Hollow Shades called 4bats
>every bat can go there and talk with other bats
>every bat wears a mask to hide it's identity
>screeing and rotten mango fights included
>>27149290
I imagine Florence to be like a scout leader, always ready to give a good advice and teach you with a patient smile how you should behave. She will give a lecture to every naughty bat she catched. Something like Twilight version of a guard minus all that book nerdiness.
>>27149317
She looks so smug I am surprised the corners of her mouth aren't brown.
>The Hollow Shades orphanage, a medium, even a bit small sized building for its intended purpose
>You are standing before said structure with Tulip, after you both freshened up you came straight here
>Tulip was oddly quiet and had that weird air of defeat hanging over her head the whole flight there, maybe finally you can get to know what’s what
>you walk in and Tulip follows you, and you’re greeted by a mare somewhat older than you, wearing her mane in a bun and with eyeglasses on her snout
>She takes a look at you and her eyes go wide as she practically jumps out from behind her desk
>”Tulip! You’re back!”
>And then she turns to shake your hoof in excitement
>”And that must mean you are her new mother, so lovely to meet you”
>You shake up and down from the overly exited hoofshake
“Her what now?”
>Tulip suddenly walks next to you with the worst possible poker face you have ever seen on any pony plastered on her face
>She gives you a forced nuzzle and a stiff hug which just makes you pull away from her sudden affection
>”Yes...you’re my...mother...right?”
>She offers you an awkward smile while sweat starts to flow down her face
>This does not escape the orphanage mare
>”Tulip...what is this?”
>Her tone of voice suddenly sounds ten times stricter and she now turns to look at you
>Suddenly you feel just like you did back when you were trying out to join the guard and the scary drill instructor pony was eyeing all of you fresh candidates up
>”I believe we need to have a proper chat, Miss...”
“Daylily”
>>27150027
>”Daylily, please do join me for a cup of tea and you can tell me what is going on. Tulip, you’re coming in as well”
>Tulip hangs her head in what appears to be shame and nods in a depressed manner
>You and Tulip follow the mare, you in the hopes for answers and Tulip because of some reason, as she leads both of you to a cozy looking room with a few seats and a table
>You take a seat and so does Tulip, on a decorative sofa, and soon enough you two are served some fruit tea
>You explain the situation to the bat mare and after hearing out your story she lets out a sigh
>”So that’s how it is...Tulip, what have you been doing this whole week? We were all worried”
>Tulip seems somewhat guilty and looks away
>”Well I could not come back here...”
>You look at the both of them and tilt your head in confusion
“Why does she say she could not come back?”
>For some reason Tulip blushes and her mouth turns into an upset scrunch
>The mare puts her cup of tea down
>”I believe it might have something to do with announcing how superior she was to any other little pony and how she could find herself a family just like that because she was so much more superior to all the other orphans, or perhaps how she’d return as a part of a noble family and so loaded she could make all of the other fillies and colts her servants?”
>The mare looks at Tulip and so do you, she’s now as red faced as she can be and trembling in shame
>”But here I hear that you have been most likely hiding from all possible ponies and living on the streets, just because you were too prideful to come back? Tulip, that’s silly even for you”
“Hiding?”
>The mare now faces you again
>>27150034
>”Yes, she’s annoyingly good at staying hidden, one time when she did not want to get her shot she managed to hide for 4 nights and 3 days in this very house, from all the other orphans and employees”
>That’s...not good but at the same time very impressive
>Tulip just lets out a sad whimper and hangs her head
>”Now go and join the others Tulip, and be sure to apologize to everypone”
>Tulip nods and slowly drags herself out of the room
>After the door closes the mare pours herself some more tea
>”Would you like a refill?”
>You shake your head
“No thank you, I’ve still got plenty”
>The mare sets the teapot down and then her expression softens
>”I can’t thank you enough for bringing her back”
“I’m still a little confused about all of this, she’s been living in the streets and avoiding ponies?”
>The mare nods
>”Yes, I’m afraid she must have been too prideful to come back on her own until she got caught by you, we were already hoping that what she said would have become true because we could not find a trace of her anywhere”
>You sip the last of your tea and refuse a refill, it’s good but you were never much of a tea drinker
“She doesn’t strike me as someone that prideful, or like a pony who would say those things”
>The mare finishes her second cup before replying to you
>”Yes, she does appear almost like a different pony, back then she was a...”
“Hoof-full?”
>”A bitch”
“Oh...”
>>27150036
>”Living without a home for a short while must have been a learning experience for her, she’s been gone for a whole week after all”
>The mare gets down from her chair
>”But now she’s back with us, and I do believe she will not pull a stunt like that again, with good enough luck she might even have learned a life lesson. Thank you for feeding and washing her...are you sure you wouldn’t want to concide-”
>You quickly shake your head
“N-no I’m fine, I mean not right now...I haven’t even found a job yet and I have so many things that need to be taken care of and...”
>Your eyes dart around as you feel a few beads of sweat forming on your forehead
>But the mare chuckles and waves her hoof from side to side
>”Oh relax, I’m just playing a joke”
>You scrunch your mouth which makes the mare giggle
>”Becoming a mother can be a scary thought but maybe someday in the future you might think differently about the whole thing. Or perhaps you felt something when looking after this little filly, hmm?”
“E-excuse me I must get going to...I need to...to...to look for a job now!”
>You quickly hurry out of the orphanage while feeling uncomfortable about the whole ordeal as the orphanage mare waves you goodbye
tbc etc
>>27150039
Okay, now you have my attention. I like this little filly. So, she is like Silver Spoon/Diamond Tiara?
>>27150083
Possibly
Too hot for bat
>>27150867
I miss her
>>27141065
Thinking of a stocky 6'5 man being impregnated reminds me of that one Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he gets pregnant.
Also I'm about to start writing, so expect a content update in a few hours.
>>27150898
I'm thinking of it
And it's very lewd
Energy drinks for bats.
>>27151219
Oh no.
>>27151363
>>27151375
>you caught Jasmine masturbating
>she locked herself in her room and started to cry
>she doesn't want to leave because her life has ended and she won't be able to look in anyone's eyes
Bat has been turnedanthrofor a month.
How does bat/you react to this
>>27151978
I'm ok, I'd have cuddlesex with anthro Nolegs
https://derpibooru.org/1106435
In honor of the urban survival cyoa ending, have all the bats
bats are not the wisest of ponies
>>27152066
oh god
>>27152067
Nice CYOA poner anon
>>27152128
thanks, he has a lot of hobbies
>>27152453
That's a lot of pictures.
>>27152461
It has only begun
>>27152430
>Not again!
>>27152478
maybe you just dump them on the dropbox and post a link
>>27152491
slow thread needs some uplift anyway
And that's about it. If there was one thing Urban had, it was a load of bats
>>27152681
It was about bats?
>>27152705
A unicorn supremacist gets cursed into becoming a bat pony
>>27152009
Like this?
http://imgur.com/a/edwfH
>>27153314
Already downloaded the pictures that have been posted and added them to the archive.
>>27153351
Whoops, wrong post, meant to reply to >>27152491
>>27153314
>"EGEGE I FORGOD I HAVE A DILDO IN MY BAGINA SILLY ME :DD:D:DD"
>>27153543
die
>>27153543
*Batgina
>>27148269
Gay get out of /bat/
>>27154670
What, are you not gay for bat?
Captcha: Rosewood 2200http://i.imgur.com/rk8OFQs.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/yb1MmuA.png
>>27150898
Waiting...
http://fav.me/d9zr9pk
>>27155565
Impractical armor.Practical lingerie
>>27154973
Naughty
Batponies a shit.Other generals a best.
>>27155978
Your art is shit.
What is that a dog?
>>27153543
Ok I chuckled
>>27157617
>"Why are you calling me daddy?"
>>27157617
>Crotchtits
No boobies.
>>27157697
That's racist!
>>27155978GET THE FUCK OUT NEB :^)
Reminder that Night Watch is bestbatpony
>>27158467
>>27156160
Better?
Night Watch has strange requests for Jasmine!http://i.imgur.com/FaaSMrO.png
>>27158976
Jasmine's homemade apple cider!
>>27158976
>”Und next you will put ze disches in here und let zem dry out ja”
>You nod as the stallion who owns the restaurant explains to you what you need to do
>You are Daylily, and you are currently being tested as a dish washer at a local restaurant
>Yesterday after taking the filly known as Tulip back to the orphanage you eventually found an add in the local newspaper and it led you here
>”Und zat explains all you need to know ja? I’ll be looking forward to how you handle zis Ms. Daylillie”
>You push your chest out proudly
“You can count on me to eradicate every last leftover and stain I see”
>The owner pony eyes you up once again
>”We’ll see about zat, good luck mein little pony”
>The owner leaves and the other workers get to doing their jobs as you pick out the first plate from the sink and get to scrubbing
>Easy enough, you set it aside and pick up another one
>This one has a bit more food stuck to it, maybe if you-
>The plate shatters as you apply too much force on it
>None of the workers seem to mind though as you glance around and pick up another dirty plate
>Ok, maybe not that much force
>You manage to wash another plate, and then another, and a third and-
>As you’re setting the plate to the side it slips from your hoof due to being so slippery, and the plate falls to the floor with a loud crash
>Now a few workers glance at you but most of them seem unaffected
>Careful...make sure to grip them properl-
>Now you grip one too hard and a piece breaks off of it
>>27159781
>Now all the workers in the kitchen cast a curious glance in your direction as you quickly collect the fragments while feeling a bit of warmth on your cheeks
>But then you start to get the hang of it and before you know it you are washing dishes like a pro
>Which gives you time to sink deep into thought about the latest events
>you have a hard time to think of Tulip as how the mare at the orphanage told her to be, did she really go through such a big change in character during her week of living in the streets?
>And you find that hard to believe no matter how good the filly would have been at hiding
>But then again she seemed starving and she was very dirty so it can also make sense...
>She didn’t appear bitchy at all, in fact she was kind of cute
>Maybe you should have tried to fix her mane up a little from how wild it was, maybe even try to put it in pig tails or braid her tail or...
>You remember how happy she seemed from the canned bananas, you wonder how she’d have reacted to other canned fruits...
>Suddenly the words of the orphanage mare break your train of thought and falter a little in panic
>And accidently bump your hoof against the mountain of washed plates that has formed next to the sink
>You let out a panicked screeee as the pile comes crashing down, making loud noises and alarming every other pony in the kitchen
>”Wat was zat?”
>You peak out from under the pile of broken plates with your mouth in a scrunch and your ears floppy as he looks at you with distain
>”You are ze fired!”
>...And that is how you spend most of this night, currently you’re heading home from your failure with a big bag in your mouth containing a few actual fresh fruits instead of canned ones
>You need some comfort food for this failure...even if it was just for a placeholder job before you could try to apply to be a guard again...
>But still failing at something so simple makes you feel a bit defeated...
>>27159790
>Suddenly a familiar looking bat pony stallion with one of his hooves in a plaster appears from somewhere and starts to fly next to you while waving around a familiar looking butter knife in his unharmed hoof
>”Oi, remember me lass? You’ve put my partner in coma and now yer going to-“
>He’s interrupted by you smashing him on the head with your hoof, sending him rocketing towards the ground right outside the guard outpost
>The guard pony lets out a yelp as the pony crash lands in front of him in a tangled mess of hooves and wings pointing in directions they should not be
>Where were you...yeah, it was your loss...good thing that guard duty does not involve washing dishes as far as you know it
>You land on your front porch / tower perch and then you freeze
>There’s somepony familiar sitting on it
>”Hi!”
>It’s Tulip
>You stare at the filly for a few seconds
“Aren’t you supposed to be in the orphanage?”
>Tulip suddenly looks smug
>”I escaped again, it was super easy!”
>...once again this filly seems like a completely different character
>Suddenly she points at you with her hoof
>”I have decided that you’re worthy of becoming my mom”
>...excuse you what?
“What?”
>Tulip flicks hear ears a few times and shrugs
>”You were the only pony capable of finding me when I was avoiding to be found, so that makes you worthy”
>You give the filly an unimpressed stare
“You mean you had become desperate enough to look through dumpsters for food and forgot to stay out of sight and I accidentally found you?”
>Tulip’s smug grin falters for a moment
>”No! And it’s not because all the other orphans were being mean...”
>So that’s what’s going on
“They were being mean?”
>>27159799
>Tulip scratches her mane and then fiddles with her wind to avoid looking at you
>”Kind of...but they’re just jealous that they are not awesome like me and how I refused to kiss up to them after coming back, just because I told them how inferior they are compared to me”
>Might what the orphanage mare have told you be true and she be kind of a bitch?
“You’re very different from how you were when I first met you...”
>”That was...don’t tell anypony about that...please...I was just a bit...”
>Tulip can’t seem to find the word she is looking for as she falls silent
>You walk past her and open up your door
“Maybe you should just go to the orphanage for now?”
>Tulip walks past your hooves and into your house and then flies to the sofa and lands on it
>”No, I’m going to stay here.”
>You feel a little bit irritated now
“You can’t stay here, and I’m not going to become your mom”
>”I’ll tell ponies that you touched me in indecent places”
“They won’t believe you”
>”Want to take the risk?”
>You fly to the sofa and pick up the filly, and then carry her to your front porch
“Go home”
>”This will be my home!”
“You know what I mean”
>You are about to close the door but now she suddenly grabs onto your hoof and her eyes start to water up
>”Please let me stay here...just for the night?”
>You do feel a small tug in your chest but you stay adamant
“No”
>Now her lower lip starts to tremble
>”Please...I d-don’t want to go back there...”
>You place your other hoof on her mane and give it a pet
“Is it really that horrible there?”
>Tulip hangs her head and lets you pet her
>”No...it’s ok but...I’m above that place and all those other orpha-“
>You push her off of your hoof and close the door
>>27159816
“Goodbye”
>You can hear her knocking on the door as you walk and shout things
>”Do you really want it to be your fault that a little filly sleeps outside and lives in a cardboard box?”
>...that’s not a good thing to have in your name
>You walk back to the door and open it up and the filly rushes in
>You quickly look around to see if there are any curious bat ponies paying any attention to what is happening at your house but thankfully you find none
>As you close the door you find Tulip back on the couch and eating one of the fresh fruits you bought for yourself
>What are you going to do about this?
>>27159830
I want to take Tulip over my knee and spank herAnd I want to put a small buttplug into her ponut, so she won't be able to cover her red butt with the tail
>>27159937
>"Daylily I found your butt jewelry!"
"My what Tuli-Oh dear Luna that's my jeweled butt-plu...I mean yes, butt...jewelry..."
>"Getting it in was kind of hard but now that it is it does not feel that bad anymore, actually kind of fun, it's just a pain in the flank to keep your tail up all the time to make it visible"
"That's...nice? But you should remove it now"
>"Fiiine...A-ah~"
>"Daylily it felt kind of nice when it popped out!"
"Oh no she's going to grow up just like me..."
>>27160072yes
>>27160072
Okay, this is not a regular homeless filly story. Bring more!
>>27158976
>Vito
>>27161078
>>27161078
Wisedom.
Echo loves to hit anon's balls
>>27161771
Yup, that's Eggo
>>27159092
more like Jasmine's secret fertilizer to grow the best herbs for her special tea
>>27154973
>>27162877
Sameface
>>27163269
Just like every pony in the show, with some exceptions.
>>27163269
Didn't pay too much attention to make her expression different from my previous pictures, she is just smiling. However, I thought it will be a nice change from countless "aheago" faces you can see on derpibooru.
>>27163311
>aheago
Ahegao. Time for bed, can't keyboard or brain.
>>27148269
>second life
>tfw still waiting for Hollows
It's been a while since I've drawn a batpone.
>>27163410
yes
>>27163358
Bite the pillow I'm going in dry.
>But that's my fetish~
Marry me.
>>27161771
batty bat bat
Touch the bat
Do it now
Touch it
>>27164114
That's a big and juicy bat!
midnight is best bat pony
I have nothing to bump with so look at this little thing looking for a hug or a treat or some shit I can't understand what it is eeee-ing at
>>27166080
Too bad she only wants the Pegasus D.
>>27166803
pic related
>>27166815
What a cloud burner
>"So I get to try out my flared chance on you in bed tonight right?... Riiight?"
"....."
>You look at the filly opposite of you happily munching on the big fat mango you bought for yourself
>well...not that this pineapple is bad but you wanted to eat that...
>Tulip pauses her nomming and looks at you again
>”So you ready to be my mom now?”
“No”
>”Your loss...you’d be privileged to have somepony like me as your daughter”
>You make a tired face
“Is it a mom you’re looking or just a house other than the orphanage to sleep in and free food?”
>Tulip almost drops the mango from her hooves
>”N-no! It’s not like that...even though it kind of is but not like...”
>She makes a troubled face and blushes a little
>”Anyways that’s not it! It’s a privilege for you and it has to be you!”
“Why does it have to be me?”
>Tulip blushes redder and focuses on looking at her mango while muttering something you don’t quite catch
“I didn’t catch that”
>Now she seems almost angry and fumes at you in a very embarrassed manner
>”F-for reasons!”
>She then mutters how you should be feeling happy when a filly like her wants you to become her mom under her breath before returning to chomping down the rest of the mango
>You decide to get up and head to the kitchen and put the rest of your pineapple into the fridge for later consumption
>Then you notice a pile of fresh dishes that you didn’t put back into their cupboard at the evening when you woke up
>Dishes...you feel kind of annoyed at them because of what happened at the restaurant
>”Let me help...”
>>27167169
>you’re taken by surprise by Tulip who has flown next to you and grabs one of the drinking glasses
>”Does this go here?”
>She flies to one of the cupboards above the sink
“Yeah, I always put the glasses there and the plates over here”
>”I’ll take care of the glasses”
>You keep looking at the filly as she gets to work, is she trying to suck up to you?
>But it does make putting the dishes back go by much faster than it normally would and now you’re left with nothing to do as Tulip lands back down and looks around the small kitchen area
>You had some plans but they’re not really ones that you could do in the company of this little filly...
>your mind goes briefly back to the cave and to what you were up to when Anon the human was sleeping, you might have gotten a bit too used to privacy during your earlier life on the roads and in the mountains, there were a considerable increase of windows of time to do a certain thing
>But you are a grown mare and grown mares can have certain needs every now and then
>Not to mention now that you’re living a different kind of a life you need to readjust yourself to not doing it as much as you have been doing, to avoid any kind of possible embarrassing accidents that might occur
>You push those thoughts away and think a little
>You glance at Tulip and her ever as shaggy and voluptuous mane and tail
“Do you want me to lend you a brush?”
>Tulip looks at you with confusion
>”For what?”
>You point at her mane
“Does that not bother you at all?”
>Tulip suddenly looks a bit smug again and runs her hoof through her mane before shaking her head so her mane waves around
>>27167177
>”My mane does not need a brush, even if you brush it it’ll stay the same, but such natural beauty does not need fixing in the first place”
>She takes a few steps towards you and offers her head to you
>”You can touch it again if you want, you must have noticed how soft it is when you patted my head”
>You turn around
“I don’t really-“
>Tulip quickly runs around you and presses her head up against your hoof
>”There’s no need to hold back you know...”
>She then starts to rub her mane against you
>”You know you want to...isn’t it soft and luscious? You want to ruffle it right?”
>You pick up a hint of desperation in her voice and her eyes seem a bit sadder than normally...is she implying she actually really wants you to do it?
>You give her mane a good ruffle and then a few pats while she closes her eyes and lets out a delighted eeeee~
>This is kind of nice...
>You quickly stop patting her head as you catch yourself thinking like that
>You decide to head onto the couch and lie down on it and Tulip suddenly joins you by landing on top of you and lying on your belly
>You go stiff, no not like that, at this sudden full body contact and blush a little as Tulip nuzzles her face against your chest tuft
“W-what are you doing?”
>She rests her chin on your chest and stares at you while you stare at her
>”I’m appealing to you and trying to awaken your motherly instincts so I can live here”
“Well don’t, the only instincts I have is the instinct to justice”
>”The instinct to what now?”
>>27167181
“To be a very good guard pony and FIGHT FOR JUSTICE”
>”You want to be a guard pony?”
“Yes...I am pretty sure I do...”
>”Pretty sure?”
”Well...how about you, what do you want to be?”
>Tulip lets out a sigh
>”I’m just waiting for this to appear before I start thinking about it”
>She squishes her hoof against the area on her butt where ponies have their cutie marks
“You have never thought about it?”
>Tulip goes silent and you’re left feeling that same uncomfortable feeling you felt a few days ago when letting Tulip sleep in your house and she grabbed your hoof
>Uncomfortable yet warm, but somehow it still makes you shudder a little
>”Not really...”
>You don’t reply anything to her and keep staring at the ceiling
>When was it that you started to want to be a guard so hard? You’ve never really thought that much about being anything else
>Well when you were a little filly yourself, mane still long and in that braid your mom used to always make you had very big dreams about joining the royal guard and doing all sorts of cool things
>Back then your idea of a royal guard pony was more closer to a fictional super secret agent action hero
>You did get stronger in the mountains and you’re still very sure about being a guard, but you’re no longer that sure about being a royal night guard
>Though meeting princess Luna could be interesting
>...you should send a letter to your parents soon and let them know you’ve settled down in Hollow Shades again
>...even though you can already guess the contents of the reply mostly doing with questions on if you’ve met any nice stallions to settle down with and when are you going to push out grandchildren
>Wouldn’t that be a shock to them if you actually did adopt this filly...well more of a pleasant surprise and maybe they would even stop asking about grandchildren all the time
>>27167189
>Your mom had you when she was very young after all and managed to bounce around a promising career and a foal like it was nothing at all
>You on the other hoof just want to...
>...you don’t know what you want anymore...the more you think about it the more confusing it gets
>If you could be anything maybe even some secret agent pony, you could be on a mission after mission with a clear set goal every time, no need to think and second guess constantly
>Kind of like a guard, every day is a new mission of upholding law and order through your working hours
>Your ears suddenly pick up the sounds of Tulip breathing softly as she now sleeps on top of you
>...you’re stuck on the couch now
>Maybe taking a nap is what you need...if only this filly would be sleeping on something else than you, you’re used to sleeping alone and you’d have thought you’d first be getting used to sleeping with a stallion before getting familiar with sleeping with a child
>But thinking about this is making you feel uncomfortable, you shouldn’t be thinking about this until much later in life
>This filly needs to go, besides you probably would not even make a good mom like what this filly thinks of you
>But soon enough you do fall asleep
>>27167181
>”I’m appealing to you and trying to awaken your motherly instincts so I can live here”
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>>27167199
Silly filly
She reminds me of Papyra from Pencil's comic
>>27167692IWTCIP
Squiggytiem
>You are Anon and it's now time to train The Squigmeister to properly scree so that she can fully assimilate into batpony society.
"C'mon Squigs you can do it!"
>Squigzilla concentrates and inhales.
>"Keehiss"
"That was close Squiglicious! but try it more like this."
"SCREEEEEEEEEEE"
>Squigs doubles her efforts.
>"Kee.....hiss...."
>This is going to take some patience.
Eventide wonders who's dropping mangoes
>>27168252
>>27168384
>Batfags dragging mothfags down to their level of autism
>>27168488
A gift for her weed pulling efforts.
>>27168488
Sounds like somepony has loosened themselves up with frequent mango insertions
>>27164114
You did great!
>>27168525
Heh, this isn't even her final form.
Better watch out kid, If you know what's good for ya.
>>27168252
This is Ambrose.
>>27168488
Batfags who thinks that their fanmade autism is canon.
>>27168728
Oh noes, you day is ruined!
