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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27091818
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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First for Pinkie!

>>27136110
>missed it by one blasted minute
I'm sorry sexy hooves... But work keeps pulling me away at the wrong time...

>>27136110
PINKIE WINS THIS ROUND!

>>27136128
You'll get it next time, Anon. Next time...

>>27136128
>But work keeps pulling me away at the wrong time...

Tell me about it, I just got a text from work today and am going to have zero time for any writing tomorrow, period.

...Which means, hey! At least the Chitty VS Celly-Battle is either held off for a day or someone else gets a crack at it, small graces?

>>27136179
>t least the Chitty VS Celly-Battle is either held off for a day or someone else gets a crack at it, small graces?

YOU HEARD HIM BOYS! If you want to crash that fight, RAMMING SPEED!

I'm joking, of course. Come on, we wouldn't half-ass it, or if someone did we'd point out they were half-assing it. We're a collaboration but we've got respect. Just be fair and not complain if it's good, but not 100 percent the direction you wanted, and it's cool.

>>27136235
>Just be fair and not complain if it's good, but not 100 percent the direction you wanted, and it's cool.

Oh, obviously! I'd never say "You can't add here", the whole point is that it's a biiig world, and that means a lot of other stories are going on right now. Someone wanted to join in? I'd dance with it.

>>27136045
So appropriate, considering.

13's gonna limit break her this thread, I just know it.

>>27136347
So long as we don't do that AU thing. Damn, that was harsh. Just imaging her like that, when Chitty just wanted to spend a day with her...

>>27136391
I could fuck up everyone emotionally, really soon, I have an Idea on a picture and its sure to mess with some people who didn't live deprived childhoods.

>>27136406
Wait, childhood? What would-

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO IKNOWWHATTHEFUCKYOU'REDOINGANDNOABORTABORTABORTDON'TYOUDARENONONONONONONONONOOOOOOO

>>27136415
Oh believe me, I'm looking at reference material right now and I'm finding gold, heart wrenching gold, and I'm even finding more ideas too.

>>27136406
It bothers me that 2 seconds after what you just said it hit me what you are talking about. I know the exact moment you're talking about, and that scares me.

>>27136415
>>27136460
Do you think using 'that line' would be too much? Oh who am I kidding of course it will be too much but that's what I want! Mwhahahahaha! I'm crying while laughing cause it hurts me just as much.

>>27136492
I don't mind you doing this, so long as in the story whatever this is all over, 13 hugs the shit out of her mom. Seriously, I want to see some Mega fucking hug when this is all done. I want to see her a hug so hard she actually makes you feel it. I'm going to need some hug when this is all over is what I'm saying.

>>27136555
So, essentially, you are asking for some Two level hugs?... I want that too.

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Pinkie Preview Prophecy

>AJ and I can really rock the naked apron look.
>Rarity shows Dash the power of a wet towel.
>Twilight reveals her powerlevel.
>Fluttershy cracks somepony's back.
>Berry Punch rushes in to save the hooch!
>Good thing Cheese Sandwich brought in plenty of foil!
>Applebloom runs into a Bison from Bisongard who can help!
>That was fast fanservice!

>>27136603
You know, I'm not sure what I want out of all this. The end game after this whole mess settles down I mean. I mean, I'm not sure what I want this to end up with resolve wise. It's obvious the writer has a plan, so I don't think I'm going to mess with it too much, but honestly I'm not quite sure what it's going to end up with, or even what I want it to be. I know I want AJ to come in and show off and actually grow as a character, but other than that I'm honestly not sure. This situation is very odd, you don't see it a whole lot of other writing. Most has it very clear-cut who's the good guy and the bad guy is, and their actions they go through feel Justified. But in this particular case, is all a result of a misunderstanding and nobody is really in the wrong save some side characters we don't really focus on, but nobody is in the right either as they are all willing to escalate the situation, except the two who got caught up in all of this who had their own agendas that they could try to stick to, but just didn't manage. I admit it's unique, but as a result it's very hard to see how this is going to end. This one is a puzzle.

>>27136657
>AJ and I can really rock the naked apron look.
I feel like giving that one an 'Oh myyy~' would be cheating..

>>27136690
I'm just hoping for growth on both sides. Ponies need to understand that this whole mess really should not have happened, and that it could have been avoided if they weren't looking for a fight, but...

I think that at the very least, Chitty needs to understand she made this hard for herself, but they have completely justified reasons to act like they did. It's not racism when you literally wrecked their entire damn city.

>>27136492
Ah, a classic...

>>27136690
2 things
>I want AJ to show off and actually grow as a character
She has been growing but having her show up to solve this in anyway is waifu-wankery.at this point. Rarity has to unfuck herself or Dash could stop trying to hold on to her bro card and say they started it.

>except the two who got caught up in all of this who had their own agendas
who is that? Who are you placing in the right? JJ and Acty?

>>27136882
Pardon, and so far she always truthful and holds up her end of the deal. She's to blunt to lie, and so far has had no reason to cheat someone out of their side of an agreement.

Plus, they were racist to lings before she wrecked the city, its racism AND hate for prior injustices. You can't lessen that no matter how hard you try.

>>27136962
>She has been growing but having her show up to solve this in anyway is waifu-wankery.at this poin

Maybe not solve it, but we are setting up her doing something that is not like it just came out of nowhere to make her shine.

>>27136882
Yep, wrecked the city, then...
>Stopped a meteor from killing them all
>Is 1/4 of the reason everyone is not a mushroom
>has not directly fucked with anyone who didn't fuck with her first since the initial city smashing
>has lived there mostly peacefully for months.
>everyone who didn't have problems with lings to begin with have gotten over it and like her to a degree because of toys. And her accidental cleaning up of crime in Baltimare.

But no, it isn't racism.

>>27136935
If you're thinking Bambie, its not Bambie.

>>27137018
Not Bambie!? Then what the fuck is- oh... OH! Oh... Noooooo...

>>27136962
>who is that? Who are you placing in the right? JJ and Acty?

Dash and Chitty, actually. They were the only two who actually made an effort to de-escalate the situation. Seriously, Dash tried to tell them to take it down a notch, and of course the other one obviously just outright said if they could do it later. Dash had her own agenda of just backing Rarity, I got caught up in the middle.

>>27136971
Okay, so she keeps her end of the bargain... why would any of the city folk think that means she's trustworthy? Or just plain not a horrible monster that stomped their city?

They're completely justified in what they did, you can't pin this one on racism

>>27137048
Yes you can, also >>27137015

>>27137009
Yep, because she is so in the mood to hear that "13 is her only child" right now. Which is the information AJ has received. And she thinks her relationship with her is fucked anyway so trying to use that will fall on deaf ears.

>>27137040
Stop pretending you know. It is making preemptively feel.

>>27137048
So neither since Dash fetched the guard to shoot her with no explanation and Chitty didn't take a dive when everyone kept hitting her.

And with them attacking 13, 32, and JJ.....their reason was?

>>27137015
I don't remember the meteor thing, but the mushroom things preserve preservation, nobody knows that PD shot first in not - Philadelphia, she's lived mostly peacefully but they have no reason to think that she's doing it willingly, and even the guys that don't hate the Ling think she's horrible. The guards, Shiny, even the princesses all don't like her. And they're quite public about that too, which as we've seen with the other Lings is quite deadly to public images. They hate her, they are open up hating her, and they made a show about hating her earlier this day in story when the sunset thing happened. It isn't racism.

The toys are actually a good point, as they depict her being something else completely. If anything it would probably make her reputation worst to anybody who met her and saw she was nothing like a comic.

>>27137094
>. Which is the information AJ has received.
Not true, we just left her when her pregnancy started, Chitty might have revealed something else that she can use to connect with hee/bribe her maybe, not sure where he's going with that.

Still, it's obviously more than just her knowing 13 is her only kid.

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>>27137103
>The toys are actually a good point, as they depict her being something else completely.

Oh really? I see a monster here that breathes fire, smashes buildings and tanks. I see a monster that battles other monsters here and in doing so also wrecking the city and fighting the best Humanity can throw at it.

I still loved him more than any other Superhero that I new and I grew up in a house filled with DC and Marvel. Your argument is invalid cause she's exactly the same thing.

>>27137094
>And with them attacking 13, 32, and JJ.....their reason was?

13 was with her mom who they were attacking and was pissed off at them, 32 was running around smashing their heads in and stuff for revenge for what they did before, and JJ looks exactly like the two changelings they were just trying to kill.

Actually? The funny thing is despite not actually being capable of their own racism, the Mechs are being racist, they just haven't updated their software to not be racist yet

>>27137103
Partyland. if it hit would have been an extinction event.

Guards-very racist
Shiny-she hurt 2 also he had issues with bugs before
Princesses-We still are working on having all the mane 6 not hate Chrysalis at the same time. I'm sure the other changeling queen is getting unbiased opinions from them.

We made jokes about that with fans coming up to her, some liked her still others did the "not like the comic" reaction.

>>27137134
It was clearly going to I'm sad because no large brood. It is good for later but shit for right now.

>>27137156
>I still loved him more than any other

I detect feels here and I feel with you man... Zilla bros.

>>27137169
We also had 88 in the comedy sideplot being attacked while pursuing a thief because she was a bug.

>>27137156
I just meant that the toy line is directly connected to the comic book, Chitania's Chrushers, and she acts super different there. More Leonardo than the Chitty we love.

You actually bring up a good point with your image, you remember that really terrible Hanna Barbera cartoon of Godzilla? Imagine if that's the only Godzilla you knew about, then you watch the original 56 movie, and you got to talk to that Godzilla, or possibly even 89 Godzilla, or God forbid GMK Godzilla. Seriously think about meeting the Godzilla comprised of dead Souls right after you watch the cartoon, and actually being able to talk to the guy. That's the result of whoever actually meet her nowadays and only knows her from the toy.

>>27137156
I don't know if I should find it as surprising, or not at all is surprising how many other people in this thread love Godzilla like I do.

That said I kind of agree that people would probably be a little off but if they only knew the super cheesy Godzilla from the cartoon or that first crappy American remake that isn't actually Godzilla and I will fight anybody who says it is, and then met the one from vs. Destroyah. Or, I guess a better way to put it would be if they only knew the Gamera from the seventies movies and then they met the one from vs. Iris.

Part of me likes to think they would actually like her more though, she's like the better version of all the things they supposed to like about the comic.

>>27137156
Now don't take that to mean I don't like Godzilla, one of my greatest regret is not being able to have her do a back and forth volleyball thing with giant boulder against a giant lobster, and please don't say that to mean and I don't like Chitty, or would want the version from the comic to become the regular version, I just meant it would be a change of expectation, like meeting your favorite actor and learning they are huge jerk. Cuz she is a bit of a jerk, let's not mince words, it's one of the reasons I like her, but she is most certainly a jerk.

Just saying, expectations at all.

>>27137211
I actually liked the Hanna Barbera cartoon, it was probably BECAUSE it had Godzilla and I don't remember much from it. I also watched every Godzilla, and the only one I abhor is the American one in 98... But yeah, I can see your point.

Still though I'm so entrenched in the Monster Movie camp and Chitty just happens to be there next to Godzilla and Gamera in my heart. You won't sway me, but I can see your point.

>>27137328
>le to have her do a back and forth volleyball thing with giant boulder against a giant lobster
... I want this. I don't know why I want this but I want this.

>>27137381
Rewatch it, Godzilla mostly takes a backseat to Godzooki, who is really annoying, and sometimes he doesn't even fight. It's really low budget and it shows. Don't know what you think I'm trying to sway you from, I love Chitty too, I think I would love her less if she actually did it start acting like Leonardo. Or, literally any of the stock Heroes that make up those team stuff. Just giving an in-store perspective of what might happen if somebody who only read the book met her.

HOLY SHTI! I just realized that Cordycepts was basically Biollante! I'M GUSHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

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>>27137432
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>27137432
... That means... THAT MEANS POTENTIAL SPACE CHITTY!

Forgive me but...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27137460
No dear God no.

I don't say this because I don't think that would be cool and all, but with how our battles go, the final fight would take up like 6 threads. And that's it we tried to go shorter than the movie.. That was a long fight. I really loved it, but holy shit it lasted forever.

>>27137483
But its perfect! She has a kid! Kidnapping scene! We can have a Sombra "CRYSTALS!" joke mixed in! I mean we have pretty much everything!

13 going up to her... not-mom... huh wow thread ghost that's uncanny, and then get imprisoned... damn thats twice, by Cordy Space Chitty!

This shit just wrote itself! My god we can have entire spin of threads filled with Chitty Monster Movies!

>>27137528
>Spin off threads
We will get to that at some point, I'm not sure if that would be a good thing or bad one at some point.

>>27137460
Wait, wouldn't that be Space Spike-zilla?

>>27137583
Tecnically it would be space 88 as it was her cells that was formed into the nuke. None of SZ'a cells left the planet.

>>27137483
>>27137528
OC FOCUS

STOP IT

>>27138219
Bite me!

>>27138181
Wow... that hair in the last segment...

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>>27138355
Not the anon you replied to, but okay.

>>27138368
If I had a decent Camera I'd make Paper Pones Too!... Actually wait, I could just have them plastered across my walls... Oh... Oooooh.

You have just given me an Idea that will bring me much joy. Thanks Anon, are you perhaps PP Anon?

>>27138413
>tfw I can't into art
>tfw I will never have a pletora of paper pones plastered across my walls and desk in cute little scenes.
I have discovered indescribable suffering, pity me.

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>>27138413
Guilty

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>>27138490
Ah, figured, here for you. This is an experimental style for my "No Sleep" Pinkie Pie. Its for another one of my many side projects of mine.

>>27138507
She looks like she's seen some shit

>>27138545
Oh yeah, the whole premise of the project is that Luna has vanished into the dream realm and all the nightmares are running around unchained and despite Celestia's best efforts they are spilling out uncontrolled into the dream scape. Ponies are seeing some REALLY dark shit and are being messed up by it, and as the nightmares grow in strength and intensity some of them are even slipping out into reality causing even more distress. It's just one of the many Equestria's I have running in my head.

>>27138569
I fear for them all if that's what you got cooking up in that noggin joe

>>27138507
Goodnight thre-... oh. Sorry Ponks.

>>27138507
>What has been seen...

>>27138507
>Oh cupcakes...

>2
“Teacher”
~~~

>Ya’ wanted ta’ talk to me, misses Sapphire?

“Yes, Two? I have some… questions about this character you’ve been drawing?”

>Which one? I gots a whole buncha them! That one’s a doggy who can fly, like Auntie Applejack’s wants to! She’s always jumpin’ up at the spider changeling who tickles who I’m not s’posed to hang around with.

“…I have several questions, but I will save them for when I have a bit more drinks in me. No, I’m mostly concerned with this picture of… Mommy? I thought the Queen was your ‘not-mom’.”

>Wha?... Oh! Nahhh, yer’ readin’ it wrong, that’s Momsie!

“And… this is different?”

>Totally!

“I brought this on myself. I just have to keep reminding myself I brought this on myself.”

>Nahh, Momsie’s a character in stories not-mom tells! She ain’t mommy or not-mom!

“And these tales are… appropriate?”

>Huh? What’cha mean?... Oh! Is it cause she’s too awesome?

“I’m not sure if you’re messing with me or not.”

>No foolin’, she’s the best!

“You know what? For my sanity, I’m going to call this cleared up.”

>Didn’t ya’ want to ask me stuff? I’ll tell ya’ all about her!

“I was going to, yes… however I also realize that I’m not being paid to be a psychiatrist, so we’re just going to leave it at that. Have fun back home.”

>…This is confusin’.

“Welcome to the first step towards adulthood, it’s all downhill from here.”

>>27140007
>Implying 2 hasn't seen way more shot than you.

>>27140307
She is good at her job, she makes some of us forget she was adult sized in a small group of the last of her nomadic species that was shrinking daily. Chrysalis celebrated going 6 months (their time in the ballroom at that point) without a death.

>Lightning Dust
“Wonderbolts”
~~~

>This is my chance…

The gods above must really like her after all, she couldn’t have asked for a better opportunity.

>Alright, troops! Pegasi scouts report seeing Titan activity over in this area, and bonus for all of us, our currently on hiatus commander happened to be in the area! Which means we’ve got a lot of innocents, a lot of possible destruction, and you know what else we have?... A chance to redeem ourselves after the shitshow that was this things first pass at the city, isn’t that right!

“YES CAPTAIN!”

She barely hid the shudder of pleasure at them saying that to her.

>Formations like we promised, team! We’re the Wonderbolts, and even if we might’ve redone how we do some things, we still know how to put on a hell of a show, isn’t that right!?

“YES CAPTAIN!”

>Mobilize, and move out!

This was her one shot to show the world she was the one best suited for the job.

She would not let this chance slip by.

>LETS FLY!

>>27140548
>Dash fucked herself over helping Rarity

Of course.

>>27140469
This just made me think and realise somethings about Two, either of which are not happy or nice, but while both are kinda sad the other of these has a very disturbing implication.

OOCO
>AJ
“Celestia”
~~~~

>Hey, Tia? Gotta question.

“And I have so little care for it, I might just punch you. You see this golden shoe? It’s about to be red.”

>Try it, and the only color it’ll be is brown after it finally gets pulled free of yer’ giant ass.

“I find it so cute you think you can take me.”

>Don’t tempt me. But seriously, about this whole “Dragon Lord” thing?

“Yeah? What of it?”

>Do we like, talk with him?

“Nope.”

>So we’ve got this possible relation and emissary to the dragon kingdom, and even though we know exactly nothin’ about dragons, we don’t ever talk to the guy. Why?

“Because he is a maaaasssive asshole.”

>…

“That’s pretty much it.”

>…Yer’ diplomacy needs work.

>>27140918
But he IS an asshole! Also we could do much better than Canon when it comes to dragons! Hell the Diamond Dogs have their own place in our universe why not make a better thing for dragons

>>27140986
Could do something where they learn, but rewriting Torch because he's a
Dick would be weird.

>>27140793
Shhhh, no more fears, she got her happy ending, lets just enjoy her dealing with being silly.

>>27141059
Who the hell said we had to even keep Torch ya goof, we're so far off from Canon I think we can rewrite history for our benefits at this point. We only followed Canon to a certain point, we never even opened the box as far as I remember, why not make our own thing. Also he only seems to be some kind of glorified baby sitter, which might explain his mood.

All the other big dragons are probably doing there own thing and we can capitalize on their absence in the video.

>>27141126
But that implication is still there and that's gonna drive me nuts!

>JJ
“Actarius”
~~

>Well, that was worth the time.

“Yeah…”

>Toooottally worth getting electrocuted.

“I know…”

>All that saving the ponies thing really helped.

“I get it.”

>And look at how many saved you! They totally didn’t just take one look at me and run!

“They’ve got reasons.”

>The hospital bills will just be diplomas of intelligence, that’s what it is!

“Free healthcare, actually.”

>This was all totally worth it!

“…I get it.”

>…

“…”

>…hey, Acty?

“…”

>I just say it because-

“I know.”

>…

“…”

>…DADADADADA!

“HEE HEEE!”

>Works every time-FUCKING HOLES!

>>27141194
Damn, JJ, can you be more of a nagging wife?

>>27141226
He's not his coltfriend!

... He's his husband.

>>27141158
Fuck the implications, she's happy now damnit.

She is happy!

>>27141581
But it implies there could be more!!!

>>27141627
More happy? I'm down with that.

>>27141745
Not happiness, more lings! But if you want more happy Two, I could draw one, I'm currently doing cute pones

>>27141756
>Not happiness, more lings!

You said it, not me.

>>27141145
Well of course we have to keep him, he's in the show!

Still, we could probably do something with other dragons.

>>27141896
Out of context but OK, I walked into that. Lings equal love and Mallys

>>27142057
Do you see Glimmer and her Equalist anywhere? Nope as far as were concerned she doesn't exist and Torch doesn't have to either. We're canon up to a point, we don't use the show as a guiderail for everything

>>27142171
This. I'm actually of a mind to make our own Dragon Nation. Council of Elder Dragons or something, nearly or just as old as Celly but with all the grump that she seems to be lacking.

>>27141756
Did you seriously just ask if we wanted more cute 2? Come on.

>>27142171
Please don't call them Equalist, It reminds me of Korra and on the brown notes it ended on. But I agree, the show is a guide rail but not something we should rely on all the time. We're so different from Canon that we have out OWN non-canon stories.

>>27142259
>We're so different from Canon that we have out OWN non-canon stories.

Perfect reasoning, that fact alone gives us plenty of leeway, we can do our own thing! Honestly I saw we use the show as an example of what NOT to do instead of what to do, more than anything.

>>27142259
>reminds me of Korra
Sorry

>>27142281
>use the show as an example of what NOT to do
Couldn't have put that better myself, I still think Flurry is an abomination.

>>27141756
Gib cute Two, would also like cute ponies in general though.

>>27142171
Actually Double Diamond and Party Favor showed up in the stinger of 88's little side arc.

So like, if Glimglam does show up, she's probably got access to the Dream Valley

>Idris
“Cheese”
~~~

>…My boy, do giant beams of light normally shoot up out of Canterlot like that at this time of year?

“You know, dunno! I’m never around at this time, I might be missing a heck of a party!”

>Ah, yes. A party. There is quite the party going on up there, possibly?

“Could be!”

>And the roaring?

“It might not be roaring, it’s reeealy faint, and sound carries pretty well most days. It might be something else!... Does kind of sound like roaring, though!”

>Yes… familiar roaring…

“Oh hey! It’s the train to Canterlot, it’s finally here! You can get on and leave!”

>…

“Er, Sire?... Idris? Trains here.”

>…I don’t like that color, I think I’ll catch the next one.

“…”

>Tell me a joke, please.

“Okay, why did the chicken cross the road?”

>An old one, I admit, but I’ll bite. Why?

“Because he knows when it’s smarter not to be on that side of the street.”

>…

“…”

>…H-heh, good joke… goooood joke.

>>27142336
>mfw we did flurry heart better before we even knew flurry heart was going to be a thing

>>27142572
Did you just imply that Two was in the same category as that Abomination?

>>27142651
>Category: Child of Shining Armor and Cadence
yes

>>27142664
On that barest of categories you are spared my wrath, but only just. Two is not "better Flurry Heart" she is Two and don't you ever forget it.

Two is quite overrated tbghwy familiam

>>27142732
She is, but she is basically this threads kid so we treat everything she does as precious.

>>27142443
>Not going up to help your wife

Asshole! This is why she likes 56.

>>27142732
>>27142757

I will burn you both! but you're both right, you won't face my wrath but she is our kid and she's better than MLP:FIM's kid. Biased parents and all that.

>Chrysalis
“Twilight”
~~

“But why not!?”

The Queen remained smiling, even as the desperate pony pulled on her tail in order to stop her long gait. Her shorter legs proved inadequate, unable to even slow her down as she continued on to wherever she was going.

>Sorry, Twi-bright, can’t do it right now.

“You’re still not telling me why. I’d love to hear it, since this is kind of a big matter that needs addressing right now!”

>Can’t do it, Twi.

“Why not?”

>Ehhh, let’s just say some more pressing matters have made themselves known. I might have time to talk to Thirteen later, but now is more important.

“What can be more important than this?!”

The stride at last came to a sudden stop, resulting in Twilight’s face ramming itself into the back of the hole ridden leg. A changeling suddenly rushed up, did a series of seemingly random gestures, and only when Chrysalis gave him a stern nod did he rush off again.

“…I have several questions.”

Chrysalis tapped a hoof to her chin, thinking over something she would not share, before she looked down to the pony hanging off her.

>…Hey, Twi?

“Y-… yeeeah?”

>You’re not going to like what comes next.

Suddenly very worried, her grip could no longer hold on to the tail, and when the Queen started walking again, she found all thoughts of the Titan lacking the hold they’d had before.

“Okay, you’re not allowed to say stuff like that. That’s against the rules. You are breaking the rules right now.”

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I just thought of something, when /pa/ is all said and done, I can honestly say I spent some of the best YEARS of my life here with all of you. Enjoy.

>I’m allowed to say it if it’s honest.

“That’s worse, that is way worse.”

>Sorry, it’s the truth. You, Caddy, Eighteen, you’re not going to like what comes next.

“Okay, fine, I’ll bite. You’re going to do something I’m going to hate… why? If you know it’s bad, if you know it’s going to make everyone mad why not just avoid it? See, that’s the glorious thing about seeing when you’re going to mess up, you can avoid it! Why aren’t you avoiding it!?”

The Queen’s walk slowed and her emerald eyes unfocused, looking distant and off to a place that only she could see.

>…Because I have to, for…

She didn’t finish her sentence, but she did continue her stride.

>You might hate what comes next… but it’s for the best.

“Chrysalis…”

The Queen didn’t pause or slow this time, instead rolling her head back and looking over her own shoulder.

“Why?”

Her fangs glinted when she smiled, and she threw back her head.

>HAH!

“What does that even mean!?”

The changeling didn’t answer her, continuing on to whatever destination she had been heading to, moving so quickly Twilight had to struggle to keep up. Only when she was far enough away, did she whisper under her breath.

>It means... this is worth it.

She never stopped smiling.

>>27143323
Oh my god.

Oh.
My
God
Hbnnggg...

>>27143341
>HAH!

Oh yeeeees... but now because of certain discussion a few threads ago I am, ashamedly, suspicious now.

>>27143323
Where are you going, little Two? Where are you taking your marchmalley friend to? Is it a place I can come, or is it very far away? I don't worry you will come back... In my heart you will stay.

Fly away, little Twozz

>>27143323
Now that is mother huggin adorable.

>>27143323
That just screams

>Off on a magical adventure

>>27143323
The only thing moe important than a Chrysalis plot, Two being adorable!

>>27143323
You did this specifically so I would hea the Nyan Nyan song, didn't you?

You monster

>>27143704
I'm not gonna lie, it popped up on my playlist when I was just getting to start it.

>Blueblood
“PJ”
~~~

>Oh, dear…

He could see the smoke from here, if he listened close he could still hear the roar of that beast in the distance. The monster was out there, and she was loose again.

>PJ, wait…

The changeling who had been stealthily moving behind him paused, hoof lifting off of her gear on her legs.

“I wasn’t doing anything.”

>I’m sure. But, if I may make a request, perhaps reconsider going out there and fighting?

“Me? Fight someone like that? Don’t be silly, that’s crazy. You know me, I stick to the road I come out alive on at the other end.”

>Oh, so you wouldn’t do anything crazy?

“No promises.”

He didn’t look back to her, so he couldn’t have seen her hoof inch back to the gear.

>I know, and I would rather you stuck to that road, if you could this time. I know you like to go off on your own path.

“You know, Haymaker’s probably heading out there, he might need a dramatic last minute save.”

>You’re not all that concerned about him, don’t lie. We both know he’ll be fine.

“This guy, spends a week with me and thinks he knows me. Old you isn’t totally gone, is it?”

>…No, I suppose not. I’m still prone to do something reckless, you know, and think I know best on occasion.

“Do you?”

>Yes, on occasion.

She paused, waiting for him to turn around. When he didn’t, her hoof shot down.

“Be right back, just need to go to the little filly’s room. Try not to get into trouble.”

KLINK, into the wall her hook went, and soon she was off.

>…No promises.

He finally turned around, and started walking towards a certain room.

>I hope Spike will not be too irate at me…

>>27143323
Oh god, I needed this today...

>>27144200
Two makes any cloudy day bright.

>>27144427
Damn straight!

>>27144427
most of the time, I'd agree
however, today? all I see in that picture is my cat holding a ball of string as a kitten, and given that I had to put him down today it just makes me sadder.

>>27143323
Today kicked my ass, uppercut me into the air and strapped me to the ceiling fan, so believe me when I say the brightest part of my day by far, is getting to say INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

You made someone's day, my man. I hope that gives you a smile.

>>27144928
Psst, don't forget >>27138507

>>27145043
Ho shit, almost did. See, that's what I get for being literally running around since I woke up. I haven't stopped.

INTO THE WIKI THAT ONE GOES!

>Celestia
~~~~~

>...No, absolutely not.

Her chin stung, her head felt like it had just been placed between two crashing carts, her fur was covered in dust and rubble and her jaw felt likely to fall off at any second.

Even with all that combined, she had exactly one emotion on her mind.

>No, no... no.

Her hoof pressed outward, and every pony around scattered as nothing short of half of a building lifted off her frame.

As lacking as it was for a royal to do, she twisted her neck until her spine popped, and she spit out a wad of whatever unsightly dirty substance had gotten into her mouth.

>I am not, most certainly not, going to be blasted aside again.

She'd had quite enough of the changeling Queens and their tendency to shoot her, and her horn burned.

>Absolutely not.

The sun above quaked, as if in fear.

>I said I was going to get myself off my ass and do something for once.

As well, it should.

>I meant it.

>>27143323
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHGAAAHHHHHH

I want it animated.

>>27145493
I would animate a crap ton if I had a tablet, seriously would.

>>27145424
>Celly is back
>She is going to wreck some bug ass.

Yes.

>>27143913
>these two getting into the action
Okay, I wasn't hype before but I sure as fuck am now.

>>27146106
... wait, really? Why? Neither of them are particularly good at fighting, and it's not like PJ ever actually managed to get her before.

>>27146141
You just know PJ is going to try that again. You know, that. She doesn't care that it never works, she's going to try it.

>>27146141
That's pretty much why, because they're not very good but they're still going to try to do what they can with what they got. That persistence is endearing.

>>27145424
Okay, that's great.

Goodnight, thread

>Trying to write silly wrestling story
>Fucking Chyna dies

DAMN IT

Hey, Schmoe here, guys I kinda need a helping hand here. I'm working on something, another one of the many side projects and headworlds going on in my brain, and I need some... opinions. Now normally this wouldn't be much of an issue but it involves something that many of us, me included, despise with a passion. Anthros.

Now I do human all the damn time, I have no issues with humanization. What I can't stand is the almost completely human Anthros, which we commonly know as Furries.

However, 'Anthropomorphic' Animals have existed in cartoons since forever and have usually never bothered us before. I mean look at SWAT Cats, Ducktales, or Rockos Modern Life. That's never bothered us before, most of us loved those shows, Disney's Robinhood also never bothered me much even when I learned of the sick fucks known as Furries. Zootopia did a pretty good job as well staying clear of the Furryside I think. The reason I bring this up, is because I think I have figured out how to make an 'Anthropomorphic' pony without getting into Furry Territory.

Now I could go to the draw thread and deal with the shitposters and probably not get anything useful or I can ask you and I feel I can get better feedback from my /pa/l's than other Anons.

So would anyone be willing to lend me a hand sometime later today?

>>27147760
I'll believe it when I see it.

>>27147760
Eh. Why not. I am in your timezone and will be home around 2pm GMT.

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>>27148126
Sweetness, have a Fluttershy.

Oldfag reporting in.

Have Shiny, Caddy, and 18 all fucked yet?

>>27148172
Nope, if we give Shiny a bone, we have to give everyone a bone, and Faustmom will not be pleased

>>27148139
D'awww, what a Lil cutie pie. I wanna hug it

>>27148139
Daw, now she and Two and had that adventure together.

>>27147760
And I am sure plenty of Anons will gladly critique and inspire you once the other timezones get up

>>27147760
Not an anthro lover, but sure. Just hope the mods don't freak.

>>27148979
Imgur link would solve that

>>27148172
Shiny and Caddy sex counter 3
Shiny and 18 sex counter Idk 1 maybe (did we have them fuck in 18's arc)
18 and Caddy none
Threeway None

Literally every date gets interrupted by something. To the point that every restaurant they liked in the empire caught fire on the same day.

>>27149159
>(did we have them fuck in 18's arc)
Nah

>>27148573
It was from the same page, so yes probably.

>>27148139
That is adorable!

>>27149476
I experiment quite a bit, some much so that I never actually refine anything, but there are so many different styles and such that I wish to try or already have in my brain. Yesterday, I was just working on different types of diabetes fuel.

>Berry Punch
“???”
~~~

The light outside took her breath away. She knew what this meant, and what was coming. The devastation that would follow could destroy all that was important to her, if she let it. She had to act now, push away her fears, stand up and be the mare she knew she could be, and wobble over there as fast as her drunk legs could take her.

>SHA HOOCH NEEDS ME!

TACKLE!

“OW!... The heck!?”

>I GOTCHA, LYRA! AH’M GONNA SAVE THE HOOCH!!

“…I’m not sure what to take away from this.”

>>27149874
It means you're a hoochie mama

>>27150117
...see, now I wanna see Lyra in a hoochie mama shirt looking utterly confused. Thanks for that.

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Schmoe here,

Alright I think now is a good time to post this, I hope you guys can help me.

>Pic related
Is your normal pone standing up, with fore legs spread out. Nothing added, nothing changed, just normal and pure pone.

~~

http://i.imgur.com/OtVP73K.png

And this, this is what I've done. Ten changes in total and technically you would only need eight of them but I need numbers 8 and 10 in that Equestria for story reasons.

1. A slight thinning of the neck for the shoulders, this is to allow a bit more space to work with considering clothes and such.

2. I added the previously mentioned shoulder, also to give more room for the previously mentioned clothes and such. Its not even that much of a shoulder and more like a... meaty protrusion I guess.

3. I thickened the arm slightly, just a bit. I wanted to keep as close to the original length and width of a pony's foreleg as possible but I added just a little more meat on it for reasons.

4. This is the wrist about where the hoof would connect, and it bends in the way ours would. You will notice that the wrist thins just a smidgen but it is almost as thick as the rest of the arm. This was done for the simple fact that I think a thin wrist would be to close to the Furryside.

5. Here, we have the big game changer, the real thing that makes it 'Anthropomorphic', the hand. As you can see, its a four digit hand, and compared to ours its a bit stunted in the middle, again for reasons but those will be mentioned in number ''6.''. I wanted fingers for utility, four is to many and too Furry as far as I'm concerned. Two was not enough though for what I needed and it really didn't look... pleasing to the eyes, so I stuck with three fingers and a thumb.

(1/2)

>>27150202
6. If the hand is putting you off, I have a saving grace for it. When clenched into a fist, the top of the fist acts just like the bottom of the forehoof of a normal pony. This is so, beacuse in this headworld of mine, ponies are able to switch from Bipedal to Quadripedal at will. For utility and cause biped all the time is just toooo Furry they can switch at will, more about that in "8." So to put into words... When going on foot is just too slow, when its time to get going, they gotta fist it.

7. I added a tiny bit of lengeth to the thigh, just incase, to make up for the added length in the arms.

8. This is completely optional, but I need it to be story wise, you will notice what looks like a bit of a knee down there. It's not a knee, but actually a smll protrusion caused by the biological mechanism that lets a pony switch between the two movement types. I've figured out a "gear shift" basically. It would allow for moving on all fours like normal, but when 'shifted' allows bipedal movement and more human like leg movements, such as bending at the knee or crouching. I just couldn't stand the sight of them constantly sitting down to get low. I have a diagram, if needed to be seen to believe, ask if ya want it.

9. Added just a little bit more length to the lower leg for the same reasons as I did to the thigh, to offset any length differences caused by the arms.

10. This one is also optional, but one I find astetically pleasing. I've segmented the hoof, to give a more heel and toe thing. BUT-BUT-BUT! It doesn't actually stick out that much, more like how the shoulder is a slight protrusion, its more or less just to fit the boots I desighed for these ponies and to allow some tippy toe action.

But besides that, there are no changes to the torso or facial structure, Its all still the same. I might go with a different style of drawing them but its mostly pure pone.

So whatcha think?

>>27150202
>>27150209
Oh and I forgot to mention something. Up until roughly 600 years ago in this Equestria's timeline, they were still normal ponies, all this is the product of magically accelerated forced evolution.

They would have been normal pones and might even have evolved to look more 'horse' like in the distant future normally, but the conflict they are having in this world is causing the ambient magic in Equestria, which is semi sentient there, to cause them to evolve to better stand a chance against their foes.

I have so many worlds using this design, from the 'original' headworld that it spawned from, to X-Com Equestria and a few others.

>>27150209
I see what you're going with so far, very reminiscent of what that one tumblr artist does, Velvet or something

I'm debating if it would be better to go leaner in the leg, as that might make it look less cartoony than what you are going for, but also look in general smoother, which would make for more dynamic action or movement scenes.

That said, with the fingers it might go uncanny, so I might be trying to fix the sphinx by cutting off the nose, as it were.

wish I could chime in, but I know nothing of drawing...
>Trixie
“Luna”
~~~

>TEACHEEEERRR!

“Hmm?”

>Are you going to do anything about that!?

“About what, student?”

>Seriously? We’re playing that game now!? You just… aren’t you going to go do anything!?

“We have not a single clue what thou is speaking of.”

>You’re playing ignorant now!? Really!? Really, after… that!?

“Hm, we are hearing excuses. Does thou wish to leave? We warn thee, we do not know if thou shall be taken back, if that is the case.”

>Oh… ohhhhh, oh, Trixie sees how it is!

“Hm?”

>Trixie sees right through you and what you are doing, this is the test!

“Indeed, if thou runs off, thou fails. We art quite clever, are we not? And no, this is not one of those cases where if thee runs off we accept that thou has moxie, we’re quite serious. We don’t have time for quitters, so if thee makes up such an excuse and leave, do not bother returning.”

>… but Trixie lives down here, you don’t.

“Thou knows what we mean. We’re being serious.”

>...R-really? You’d fail Trixie and kick her out for going up to that?

“We would.”

>T-…Trixie does not believe you! Her teacher is no doubt wishing to run off herself, Trixie shall call your bluff!

The alicorn locked eyes with her, unamused, and Trixie waited. And waited. And waited.

She felt herself begin to itch with discomfort, tail flickering back and forth as the unease began to set in, but Luna never so much as twitched.

The Alicorn’s gaze remained hard, and unwavering, and it was only after the fifth minute, that it hit the unicorn that the princess was dead serious. Her eyes kept drifting back over the lunar mares shoulder to the city of Canterlot, and she felt ready to burst.

>...You're serious...

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>>27150357
With just a look, Princess Luna said it all.

>But... b-but...

"What will it be, student?"

>…F-FINE! TRIXIE WASN’T LEARNING ANYTHING FROM YOU ANYWAY! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE KNOWS WHERE SHE NEEDS TO BE, AND IT’S NOT WITH SOME WASHED UP SECOND STRINGER LIKE YOU! PLPLPLPLP!

Blowing raspberry’s all the way, she ran past the shocked alicorn, using her hat as best she could to hide the tears in her eyes and tearing off in what seemed the opposite direction, back towards the town of ponyville, and more specifically the train station far away.

The stunned mare watched her seemingly run away, honestly befuddled at what had happened. Confused, she looked over her shoulder, but again saw nothing, just as she hadn’t after waking up from her nap.

“Huh. We suppose our training really was too much for the poor mare.”

Shrugging, a little hurt but mostly unbothered, the princess of the night returned to the nap the unicorn had so rudely woken her from with her screaming.

“At least we can sleep easier now…”

>>27150262
>magically accelerated forced evolution.
This is... acceptable. I've never seen a halfway decent explanation other than, "this is just how they are/have been hurr durr", but you've actually come up with something almost believe able.

What kind of threat are they facing that could cause that though? I'm a bit curious.

>>27150209
You are for sure going to have to 'tweak' the faces, otherwise you'll end up with that uncanny valley of Palcomx, but other than that I'm not sure what I would fix.

>>27150328
Interesting, I might have to search out this Velvet, if only to see what not to do if its gone a bit to far. Also, I thought making the leg leaner might closer towards Furry Territory than I'd like. As for the cartoony look I do have a few styles I can use, I just thought using canon pone would be easier on you guys.

>>27150357
You don't have to know much about drawing, just tell me an opinion. Furries have kind of smeared the good name of proper 'Anthropomorphic' Animals, telling me if you think its good or not would be enough for me I can always work on it. Especially if you ask questions, it might get me thinking and such.

>>27150380
Thanks, and its near constant invasion by my OC race and their cousins the Daimond dogs. I've named them the Iron Wolves. It's all to put them on even ground, but they're still fighting a predator species that is a good deal larger than them on average.

>>27150418
Drawing styles can take care of that, but I meant things like making the eyes or snoot smaller, or moving the ears up or to the sides.

>>27150209
I'd like to see this diagram please, how does this shifting of yours work?

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>>27150457
Here you go.

>>27150471
Holy shit, that looks like it would hurt!

>>27150447
>OC race and their cousins the Daimond dogs
"Diamond" I then A. Not A then I.

Iron Wolves huh? Sounds neat, I take it they're easier on the eyes than the Diamond Derps.

>>27150471
And I have to agree, that does look like it would be painful, wouldn't the bones be scraping against one another?

>>27150365
Emergency bro tier returns!

>>27150481
>>27150556
Oh dear god no, I wouldn't put them through that! Its a painless shift, and the only down side is that it takes a few seconds if you haven't trained for quick shifts. The Guardsponies can do it like flipping a switch and there is this little move I imagine Applejack doing that's just amazing.

I imagine her being grabbed from behind to be held in place while another comes to get at her from the front. Shifting the legs back to Normal and just raising them up and bucking them in the face. I imagine the scene so many times while listening to some action music.

>>27150328
>>27150380
>>27150418
>>27150457
>>27150481
>>27150556
Anyway, thanks for taking the time to indulge me, I really appreciate it!

On the Iron Wolves things, I will note I once thought of introducing hyenalike cousins of D-Dogs as essentially a henchmen race to camels but since I scrapped the camels I scrapped the Gnolls too. I always wondered how a cousin race to the Dogs would be received.

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>>27150716
Well, I have this one unfinished sketch for the Iron Wolves, this is what I have for them. If you think I can do them justice based on my Wolves, I could take a look at some Hyenas for ya? And Camels you say? That's interesting.

>>27150748
I feel like you wanted to do the floof on the neck but all I see is a really out of place beard, you might want to work on that.

>>27150748
Yeah, when I work I usually just draw on stuff and erase if i see something I don't like, its unfinished caused I didn't like the beard-look and decided to take a break and Its just been sitting here on the pile waiting for me to get back to it. I'll fix it at some point.

>>27150202
>http://i.imgur.com/OtVP73K.png
I was prepared for cringe but honestly its not that bad.

>>27150365
This domino effect is insane.

Also Luna is a horrid teacher, even when she cares. go learn from someone better....oh wait they are all to busy.

>>27150643
I fear for Trixie, her broness will get her killed one of these days.

>>27150862
Hi my name is Broxie?

>>27150925
Trixie is Trixie. Regardless of whether or not she is being a bro in the clutch, tsundere, or openly pining for her senpai.

>>27150925
I get the joke

>Lucky Strikes
“SG”
‘QS’
~~~

>HA HA! Back to work, boys! We’ve got some fighting to do!

“Why are you so happy about this!? Why would anyone ever be happy about this!?”

‘She’s doing it again! She’s doing it again for fucks sake!’

“We’re gonna get our asses kicked!”

‘AGAIN!’

“Why are you happy!?”

>Because now we get to show everyone how much we’ve grown, isn’t that fantastic!?

“…”

‘…’

>And maybe we’ll get some hazard pay and you can start chipping away at the mountain of debt you owe.

‘…TO WAARRRRR!’

“You are a very easily swayed stallion.”

‘H-he legally has dibs on my wedding night…’

“…You are a very, very easily swayed stallion.”

‘ONE MORE GOOD RUN IS ALL I NEED!’

>>27151210
>Dibs on my wedding night

Oh myyyyy~

>>27148139
Oh my god, yes.

These are the best parts of any day.

>2
“Spitfire”
~~~

>Hey, Spitty?

“Please don’t call me that. Please just… look, you have the innocence of snow on a mountaintop that even the very concept of dirt heaves thinking about all the walking it would take to reach it, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, but that is not a name you want chasing you for the rest of your life. That is the kind of name that ends with punching. There will be so many punches in the future that you will accidentally put every boxing match out of business. Please, for the punches.”

>Huh. So I should call Forty Two Spitty?

“….YES.”

>I thought ya’ said it was bad-

“I TAKE IT ALLLLLLL BACK! MAKE IT HAPPEN!”

>I don’t think she’d get it though-

“THAT WILL MAKE THIS SO MUCH BETTER!”

>Shiny doesn’t like it when ya’ shake me…

“THESE ARE HUGS! HUGS THAT MOVE SO FAST THEY GO THROUGH TIME!”

>…why does that make sense ta’ me?

“DOOOOOO IIIIIIIITTT!”

>>27151895
Sides busted

>>27149436
>Inb4 the pic of them bumping into each other

>>27150365
>Friends over her sempai

That's how you know it's real.

It's alright if you don't notice her, Sempai... her friends will see her every time.

>Tree Hugger
"Cantie"
~~

>...Whoa, is it just me, or is there like... lights in the sky?

"THE TITAN HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!"

>I am getting some majorly harsh vibes here.

"ALL IS LOST!"

>Just, so much bad chakra and mojo, you know?... Whoa, I just did a kind of rhyme. Must be from hanging with Zecora all the time.... whooooaaaaaa-

"WE HAVE TO RUN OR WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

>Everyone's going to die someday, my fellow pony, you can't outrun the reaper.

"ARE YOU INSANE!?"

>No, names Tree Hugger... heh, I get what you mean, I'm just playing.

"...Would you take offense if I said I hoped she ate you first?"

>>27152396
Too think... we could have had 32 as a stoner in jail and then him and Tree Hugger could have had good vibes occasionally... just woooooah.

>>27152508
>Implying he doesn't still get chill all the time.

Bet she's down for casual free love too,

>>27148139
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES! And thank god, FS needs some Wiki love.

>>27152798
>32 actually fucks someone
I can dig it.

Can't wait for the next Installment, I've had Godzilla on the brain since the conversation earlier!

>>27153260
Another installment tonight for sure!

>>27153260
Man all these things, first the heartcrushing AU pic, then the "Secret One", my many many side projects. Man I'm doin so much right now! ...Gonna take a break, maybe I might get the ''Secret One'' done tonight. Woot Woooot for Epic Battles Royals~

>>27153400
... more art! I love more art! CAUSE THERE'S MORE OF IT!

>>27153400
Joe, do you have a pony drawn in that Anthro style you got? It all well and good too see a sorta blue print but do you have one done? I think I could give you better feed back if I could see the 'finished product'.

>Chitania
'Pommel'
(Daw)
~???~
"???"
~~~

They might as well have fired at an earthquake, for all the good it had done.

'Well, that didn't work!'

A twisted scrap of metal hit the ground with a furious clank, sputtering out on the wreckage of stone that was Canterlot's only barrier between the city on which it stood and an endless freefall down the side of a cliff.

(Why did ya' think that was going to work?)

The pegasi didn't so much as land as plop next to him, coming in too fast from avoiding the beast to bother with such things as safety.

'I don't know, it just seemed like that would be the best option!'

(That was really the best you could think of?)

'Well, it's not like that's working!'

As if on cue, when he pointed a solider let out a pained scream, wailing as he flew through the air sporting a fresh, ugly looking hoofmark on his side. All around the beast that had raised him up, blasts from all side rained down upon her black hide like a storm, any who could still stand pouring on whatever magic or bullets they could bring. They covered her, in fire and spell and metal, from hooftip to horntip against her chitin.

It did nothing, not even delay her before she reached another, and struck again.

'Damn it.'

As much as it pained the newest Captain of the guard to see his soldiers laid low in such a way, it pained him even more when he realized why it was so humiliating.

'They're just...'

The Royal Guard held formation, they held strong and fast against the torrent of power they could not even stifle, they remembered their training, provided coverfire and tried to get the wounded out when it was clear enough and they would not endanger themselves. They paid attention to where their attacks would spray, kept a mind for any civilians who might get caught in the crossfire, and so much more.

'They're doing everything right!'

Nothing pained him more than having to admit that, and accepting it just wasn't enough.

1/6

>>27153996

They simply didn't have the firepower to put her down, she was hitting too fast and too hard, she wasn't distracted or swayed by anyone attempting to draw her attention, only focusing on one at a time and rapidly striking them with a force they would be feeling for days if not months to come. She was fast, she was durable, she as powerful, and her rage was too focused, they just didn't have anything that packed the punch needed to bring her down.

(So, what're we going to do then!?)

His lips felt dry, and the words on his tongue felt toxic to say, only the fact they hurt to hold in kept him from keeping it to himself forever.

'We just have to hold on, until...'

It clearly tore him apart to admit this, worse than any creature or thing back in his adventure could have, and the last words came out with a miasma breath.

'Until the princess comes around, and stops her. We just have to keep the damage to a minimum, and let her fix it.'

A hoof had to steady him and hold him up, lest he slump down in morose defeat.

(Hey... look, sometimes, you just have to accept there are badguys that are just too powerful. Sometimes, the only thing that can actually knock a monster on their ass... is a bigger one.)

That hoof had it's job cut out for it, when he bent inwards.

'The guard are supposed to make sure that never happens. We're supposed to bring in the monsters...'

He winced, listening to yet another of his soldiers land with a pained smack on the side of a building before rolling to the ground in with a pained groan.

'Not just give them something to hit.'

(Thought you guys were just supposed to protect the normal folk.)

'We are.'

(Well... don't see them getting hit, do you?)

It was a small, tiny little grace he gained when he looked around, and she was right. The citizens had fled, and now the only one getting battered was the sworn protectors of the city.

'...it's something.'

It wasn't much, but it was a little something.

>GRRRAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

2/6

>>27154000

Unlike what came next, which proved to be a something on a whole other level.

One hoof going down, straight down, was all it took.

'SON OF A BI-'

The breath left him, his pirate companion, and ever guard even remotely nearby when a shockwave of dirt and stone rolled out, battering those nearby with brick and dust. When it ended, there were far fewer ponies on their hooves, and far fewer still who could get back up again.

'...Ow.'

The Titan threw back her head, and roared. She roared in triumph, in victory, and somewhere in there, relief.

~HEY! QUEEN BITCHCAKES!~

She didn't look to him with her bloodshot eyes, but somehow, everyone present knew the voice had her attention.

~You want to pick on someone!? Try someone your own size!~

'Ohhhh no.'

She couldn't fly, anyone with eyes could see that. She had no weapon, that was plain for all to see. She had nothing, but her own consequences be damned attitude.

It hadn't worked yet, but that had never deterred Rainbow Dash before.

~You want a fight? Bring it over here, let's see what you've got! I'll show you what happens when a rainboom goes right under your tail!~

She was obviously bluffing, as she looked less capable of flying than a one winged sparrow, but she stuck to the lie, stomping up to the mare without a single regard for the muscles visible beneath blackened, scorched chitin.

~You feel like letting it out? Come on, over here! Come get your piece! Come on, take it, you don't want them...~

Something that Pommel, nor Daw, nor any other soldier or civilian below, passed between them when the Titan looked over to the pegasi.

~I know why you're mad, I know you don't care about those guys. You know who you want, and it's not them... Come get it.~

She stood there, forelegs wide, defiant, daring the Titan to hit her. More than that, she seemed to expect it.

Seemed to want it.

~Come get what you really want, take it out on someone who can take it, make it all better, and then... st-~

3/6

>>27154008

Rainbow Dash had been expecting a hit that day. She had been welcoming it, when the Titan's hoof had snapped up and shot forwards.

She had not been expecting a force that made her whole neck fight with everything it had to keep her skull from being ripped clean off her shoulders, and sent her into a world of pitch black darkness, and dreams filled with pain. She had not been expecting that.

Nor had Chitania.

>GAAHHHHH!

What had been in that beam of white that struck her in the chest, she could not describe. Dash, even with all she had felt, had not even been grazed by the beam. She had only been struck by the sonic boom and outward rolling of hot air surrounding the lightning fast blast, not the full body of the attack.

That was reserved for the poor chestplate that suffered yet more magical abuse. It did it's job, what little it could, to keep that strike from boring a hole right into her heart, to aide the Chitin below and keep from tearing the Titan in two. What it did not do was keep her firmly planted on the ground.

>AHHHHHH!

Nor did it keep the jolt of pain shooting down her body every single time she struck a building on a journey across Canterlot.

The beam had been focused, aimed with precision, and she met mostly street on her path through the city. The odd building she hit were clips, edges that could not be avoided, a piece of an empty abode on the way that proved to be too direct in the path. The beam had been planned, and it had not been fired lightly. It had struck, and it had struck true, and sent the Titan flying.

Clear over the edge of Canterlot.

Those lucky enough to be at the corner would forever remember the day a tiny black speck spun through the air, roaring like a flipping lion, and landed hard inside of Everfree forest.

'...I don't feel so bad now.'

The guard, the citizens, all present let out a sigh of relief, as their most favored princess descended from above in a beam of light.

"Oh, Dash... I'm so sorry."

4/6

>>27154017

She gently summoned the magic to lift the pegasi, cradling the limp body as best she could.

"You picked the worst possible place to stand. An inch or more to the left was all it would have taken for you to avoid it, but an inch or more for me... I'm sorry, but when I saw her about to attack I couldn't let her hit you, she would have caved your head in like a grape. I did not want to cause you worse pain, but... it had to be done, she had to be stopped. I know, in my heart, you will forgive me."

With all the grace of a mother, and the elegance matched only by her ethereal mane, she levitated the mare over to the nearest guard.

"...Is Rarity alright?"

Without even needing a glance in his direction, everyone knew who she spoke to.

'She was the first evacuated, ma'am. She's... in rough shape. Whatever Chitania did, she didn't do it lightly.'

The princesses head nodded slowly, keeping her gaze on the rubble all around.

"Why did she do this?"

'From what I could hear garbled out of about a half dozen screaming ponies, she was causing a scene, Rarity tried to force her to leave, and... this.'

"So much... for something like that? It doesn't seem like her."

'...Doesn't it?'

The princess gave no response to his rhetorical question, but not for the reason he thought of.

Instead, her entire focus was aligned with her eyes that raised to the sky.

"Captain?... Get your fellow guard clear."

'...Son of a-'

There was no fire of teleportation in the sky above the clouds, no sign of magic used at all. Even with that truth staring them in the face, the object above had to be some sort of the most deadly of black magic.

Nothing else explained the fact her wings weren't moving.

>GRRAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!

5/6

>>27154028

Everyone watched in horror as the Titan rained from the sky like a monster rain, directly on top of the Princess of the Sun's head.

Those same eyes watched in confusion as that same princess vanished in a blink. Not the magic of teleportation, but of simply never having been there at all. Something else remained in her place.

"Did you really think you were the only one who could use illusions and sneak attacks?"

A voice, in the exact same spot it had seemingly coming from, and something else.

Something rapidly beeping.

>...Grrr.

Then exploding.

'OH COME ON!'

(Can nobody do this quiet!? Where's princess fuckin' ninja when you need her!?)

Their ears were never going to stop ringing. No matter how focused and contained the explosion had been, they all still felt a shake from it down to their hearts, and felt legs that had barely stood at all once more crumbling under their own weight.

(Any chance she's actually fucking dead now?)

Though there was no chance anyone at all could have heard her, somehow, she knew that roar was for her.

One swipe of her hoof, and the clouds of dust rolled away.

Just in time to see the massive wall of stones directly above her. Stones that, as impossible as she found them to be, seemed familiar.

"Oh, and by the way?... Yes, this is for punching me with the castle."

No matter where she looked, where she searched, she could see hide nor hair of the sterling white body, which left her nothing to charge, nothing to attack, and nothing to punch before the attack could come.

She could only roar when they all rained down.

'...You know, maybe the princess fixing it isn't so bad.'

Something about those rocks exploding one after another, as if they had been laced with detonators, made him smile.

'They know how to make it look good.'

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>>27154040
>Thinking she needs wings to fly

Someone hasn't been watching his monster movies.

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>>27154040
...C-celly's getting a real fight scene.

CELLYS GETTING A REAL FIGHT SCENE!

NOT A DREAM! NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY! NOT AN ILLU... Er, FIGHT SCENE! YES!

And she's finally getting off her ass!

>>27154040
>The world's unluckiest streak continues

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.

Though I will admit, I dunno if she was actually gonna punch Dash retarded right there, this might actually be best case scenario.

>>27154008
>Rainbow Dash
>She has bigger balls than any dragon
>she also probably should've been all "WHOA WHOA! Hold up, stop shooting her, this was our B! Our B, mare!"

>>27154100
My most favorite scene ever, it brought me so much joy!

>>27154372
Element of Loyalty would lie like a little bitch to appear on 'right' side with all her friends instead of telling the truth.

>>27153876
I do have one, but its not exactly the same, the 'knee' bit isn't there, neither is the segmented off. I'm also not entirely happy with this one but yeah here ya go.

http://i.imgur.com/nwQtbll.png

>>27154028
>her wings weren't moving.

About time someone finally figured that little tid bit out about the wings.

>>27154464
Cute!

>>27154449
>Element of Loyalty would lie like a little bitch to appear on 'right' side with all her friends instead of telling the truth.

She actually didn't lie, she's just not throwing Rarity under the bus. That she was willing to let Chitty beat the shit out of her when she can barely see straight already just to calm her down is a point in her favor.

She doesn't want her friend to get reamed for this one when she can't defend herself, she's too loyal, but she also can't let Chitty rampage, she did at the very least a 'you're not a piece of shit' path.

>>27154040
>"Oh, and by the way?... Yes, this is for punching me with the castle."

Revenge!

>>27154637
I didn't say she lied, just that she would lie, read man. And she needs to be hit with a bus, it will knock the black shit right off of her.

>>27154040
It happened

Chitty has become the Hulk

>>27155048
I'm going to put my pain into your soul!

>>27154040
Celly can legit take her so this isn't a surprise.

>>27154028
And the narrative has already been spun that Chitty was the one starting shit and rarity was the one being reasonable (meaning Appul pone is even less likely to talk it out). Dash is too loyal to toss Rarara under the bus and Rarity isn't going to take a status hit saying she poked the monster. unintended I know, but bitch should have started with saying "SUNSET" instead of getting her "insults for posh pones" thesaurus out. Because vaguely shouting at four people and gesturing in a general direction that all four of them are in, doesn't cut it.

So to recap, Chitty should lose to Celly, AJ swooping in to stop everything has become more contrived, and Rarity and Dash aren't saying anything, which means this won't come out until Sunset surrenders to AJ, if they even believe her.

>>27154017
You know it's kinda stupid that Chitania only ever deals at most broken bones and minor concussions to ponies.

Yeah, I get that we've got a sodding PG-13 rule or whatever, but DAMN does it drop the tension when the worst you can think is "oh nooooo, they're gonna be in hospital in a month with non-fatal/critical injuries"

Not even any shattering of bones? Neuromuscular damage? Internal bleeding? Punctured innards?

>>27156154
And before anyone goes "NUH MAYNG, CELESTIA GOT DASH OUTTA THE WAY".

I'm talking about the regular joe getting blattered across the place, guards and ponies alike.

Not even a "Dude, you nearly killed those guys holy shit"

>>27156154
Spike, 42, and anyone from Pom's adventure have more confirmed kills individually than Chitty without her flashbacks. She just has six unnamed gryphons, 1 dragon, and she didn't even kill varry.

When she is fighting an alicorn or Chrysalis, yeah she isn't going to take them out, put the guard, the run of the mill lings, and the nobles that she has been fighting recently. In truth she should have killed someone in at the very least this fight, she won't, but she should have just based on strength difference.

We won't let her kill because we need Celestia and co. to forgive her so she can go full good guy.

>>27156171
Speaking of Celestia, she (and Chrysalis) racked up a ton of kills with the monsters from under Canterlot.

>>27156221
>to forgive her so she can go full good guy.
I thought we were not doing the bad bits from the show?

>>27156257
>32
>Chrysalis
>Changelings in general
>sunset twice (going to be three times)
>Morlocks
>Blueblood
>Flim and Flam (getting there but don't matter enough to finish)

If we were not doing the "bad bits' from the show we would have chucked the lings into the everfree like AJ wanted.Failing that, would have had Shiny make the empire bug free, Failing that, left 32/BB to rot, Failing that would have killed Sunset/left her to rot, failing that....you get the point.

Our good guys have a deep well of forgiveness, under circumstances in which they hold all the cards but still. Your wish for her to just squash someone under her hoof so she can be "irredeemable" are gonna fall on deaf ears just like the ones that want us to kill HER.

>>27156221
No one wants her to be full good guy, we just want the good guys to get their heads out of their plots, off her case and stop treating her like a bad guy and just a neutral party.

>>27156300
Full good guy was a poor choice. More antiihero that sides with our guys when shit happens, and does her own thing the rest of the time.

>>27156304
Much better, and I agree Anti-Hero suits her much better, like Godzilla. Saving the day by taking out the big monsters and stomping half the city flat most of the time.

So here's a thing.

Now we're the kings of the caverns
Oh, and we live our lives with glee
But when nearing the top
We are having to stop
And turn our tails to flee!

We wish to be like you, ponyfriend
And trot into your towns
And be just like the colts and mares
We're tired of skulking arounds

Oh ooh be do!
We wish to being like you-ooh-ooh
We wish to walk like you
And talk like you, too-ooh-ooh!
You'll be seeing it's true-ooh-ooh!
Strange ponies like we-ee-ee!
Can be learning to be like somepony like you-ooh-ooh!

We don't wanna fool you, ponyfriend
We'll make a trade with you
Shield us from the power
Of the daylight hours
So we can be like you!

Please give us the secret, ponyfriend!
C'mon, be telling us what to do!
Save us, no deceivin'
From the sky's foul demon
So we can be like you!

Oh ooh be do!
We wish to being like you-ooh-ooh
We wish to walk like you
And talk like you, too-ooh-ooh!
You'll be seeing it's true-ooh-ooh!
Strange ponies like we-ee-ee!
Can be learning to be like somepony like you-ooh-ooh!

[Ms. Colstly]
Now you all may think it ridiculous
That a mare of such magnificence
Would ever dream
She'd like to team
With the likes you fine folks

But with Fawntaine science thinking
I've a theory, no mere inkling
We've got desire
To bring you higher
But the plan I have needs you

So ooh ooh
Help me help you-ooh-ooh!
I wanna make it plain
I feel the same as the lot you!
Oh how lovely to have a fleet
Of you Morlocks on the street
And you'd learn to do
Like we ponies do-ooh-ooh-ooh
You'd to be
Like somepony like meeeee~!

[Brass Pommel]
"...well they certainly share our species' love of song, need to make a note of that.

>>27156409
Pretty sure there are typos but I wrote this at like 5AM on my phone and it's a rough draft.

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>>27156416
Ooooh yes
This is amazing
I effing love song numbers and that one just makes me happy
Thaaaaaank you

>>27156409
I'm actually thinking about singing this.

>>27156435
We should do it in choir

>>27156438
I'm thinking a capella with myself, if I can pull it off.

>>27156433
May write a Be Our Guest spoof too. Maybe This is Halloween as well.

I'm sad I could never really get my original idea for them of 'Villain Songs made innocent' off the ground.

>>27156409
Wow, that's pretty catchy

>>27156356
She'd be more like the first thought, true neutral, if we go Godzilla.

Even when he was saving the day, Godzilla was rarely a good guy, just out to kick ass and protect his turf. He was never good unless we are talking about Vs Megalon and his Zone Fighter moments.

>>27156409
And what song is it supposed to be?

>>27157467
>Zone Fighter

MY
FUCKING
NIGGA

>>27157557
Think its Be like you.

Jungle bookz

>>27157557
it's "I Wanna Be Like You"

From the new Jungle Book movie, which was surprisingly good.

>Aloe
“Lotus”
~???~
~~~~~~

>…Sigh.

“Still no customers?”

>Still none. It’s been so quiet here recently!

“Well, that’s what happens when your major client leaves for another city.’

>How did Miss Rarity get so rich anyway?

“Being the friend of a princess probably has some monetary gains, I guess?”

>Before that.

“…Extra services to her rich clients?”

>Er…

“Oh please, it’s not like you could tell, she’s always white!”

>Oh ho! Snap snap, sister!

“Ohhh!”

>…Wow this is boring.

“Yep.”

>Maybe we should-

SLAM!

~PEASANTS! WE REQUIRE A HOOFICURE, WE WISH TO RELAX!~

>…

“…Were you going to say-“

>Yes.

“What did I tell you about that!?”

~NOW, WE MEANT!~

>>27157594
/pa/, apparently the Kaiju Capitol of /mlp/

>>27158615
This cannot be denied and I am proud of it.

>Idris
“Cheese”
~~~

“Sire? Mr King? You uh… you okay?”

>Smashing my boy, why do you ask?

“Don’t want to press, but you look worried.”

>Myself, King of all Griffons, worried!? I should carve out your tongue for insinuating such! I should have you boiled alive in insult! I should have you drawn and quarted! Ripped to shreds by wild diamond dogs! Eaten by-

“I have foil.”

>…

“Lots of tin foil.””

>…

“To protect my head.”

>…

“Aluminum foooooilll!”

>That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard-

“I am more than willing to share.”

>…

“…”

>…I accept your gift of apology.

“Never doubt the power of aluminum foil! I wrote a whole song about that… didn’t end well, have no idea where the lizard ponies came from.”

>…

“…By the way, that diamond dog line was super racist-“

>I GET IT!

>>27156409
I can hear it...

Damn it, I was going to see that later too, now this is going to be stick in my head until I do...

>>27156154
She's done way worse in the past. She used to put crime lords in comas.

In fact, she cracked Spikezillas skull when she first fought him, before he knew king fu. I'd question why she suddenly doesn't have them spitting blood.. But we know why.

Sunset bitched 13 out for it last thread.

>>27159325
>I'd question why she suddenly doesn't have them spitting blood.. But we know why.

>Sunset bitched 13 out for it last thread.

Wait now you lost me

How did Sunsets little "KILL THE FASCISTS REEEEE" talk to 13 put Chitty into Kittenpaw mode?

>>27159325
>>27159365
Thats exactly what I got from that comment too.

Cut my hair for the first time in 6 years and holy hell my head feels so much lighter its trippy. I kinda wonder now just how much hair weight AJ lost when she got her mane annihilated, and wither or not she's had that kinda giddy swaying your head around thing I got going.

Trixie EP Tomorrow, will she finally be friends!? Hope their are bits we can use, even if its just non canon.

>>27159365
She's not putting her IN 'limiter on' mode.

She talked 13 into taking it OFF.

>>27159567
HAHA

TIME FOR MURDER CHARGES

>Crystal Guard
“Changelings’
~~~

>Okay, there was an incident on the fifth floor, we know it was a changeling, and to them I say, you’re coming with me.

“AH HAH, FOOLISH PONY!”

“You have stumbled into a world you do not understand! “

“For the one who committed such a crime was visible to all, seen by many, and lies in this crowd!”

“BUT WHICH ONE!?”

“You have been felled by your blind eyes that can see, foolish pony!”

“We are one, the last Hive! The greatest of our kind, by default!”

“The best kind of fault there is!”

“Who shall you claim has done it, pony! Choose wisely, for if your hoof points wrong, the mockery shall never end!”

“You swim in a sea of masks, pony! Lift it if you dare!”

“And with it, lift away your own mask, your own face you see in the mirror, and see what really lies beneath the façade you put on for all to see!’”

“Choose one of us, pony! CHOOSE!”

>I know it was you, Forty Six! I was just trying to be nice so not everyone knew you wrecked the damn toilet with a spray that frankly seems biologically impossible!

“…”
“…”
“…oh.”

>And I’m not ‘Pony’! My name is Shatterhoof, thank you! I have a name! I have an identity! T-that you guys still don’t know I’m more than just a pony… That… that really huuuurrrrttt! BAAWWWWWWW!

“…”
“…”
“…A part of me knew we were all assholes.”

NC
>Pommel
"Daw"
-Various Guardponies-

~~~

>Fire! Fire everything! Throw your spears, rocks even, just keep firing at her!

(Swish Swish Swish)

>Careful, you idiot! I said at her, not around her!

-Sorry, sir! I'm doing my best!-

>...Who made that man a Battle Caster?

-I did, sir. He's my cousin.

>Who is he?

"He's an Asshole."

>I know that! What's his name?

"That is his name, Cap. Asshole, Major Powdered Asshole.

>And his cousin?

"He's an Asshole too, Cap. Battle Caster, First Class, Glistening Asshole.

>How many Assholes have we got in the Solar Guard, anyhow?

----------Yo!----------

>...I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes... Keep firing, Assholes!

>>27159567
I still don't get it. Please explain for stupid people

>>27159978
Sunset convinced 13 to get Chitty to stop holding back, and go full out, balls to the walls, Monster Movie Marathon on their asses.

>>27159931
Oh I haven't seen that movie in at least eight years, great reference! I did a "HAH!" in public and people are looking at me.