Alrighty horsefuckers, this isn't our first rodeo! You know the drill. I've created an /mlp/ themed mad lib, and you'll fill it in as I post what words I need next. I pick the words solely on whoever posts first, so don't dawdle!
At the end, I'll post both the finished lib and the blank version, so you can do whatever the hell you want with it.
Today's Mad lib:
The Gorefic (AKA, I'm going to ask for lots of body parts and organs)
To kick things off, I need a location in equestria!
Saddle Arabia
A noun
>>27120663
carousel boutique
>>27120704
We already picked saddle arabia as location, but we can still use carousel boutique as a noun.
ing verb!
Farming
A race in equestria
>>27120755
The Running of the Leaves
The great crops race
>>27120755
>>27120766
To clarify:
I meant race as in Earth pony, pegasus, griffon, etc.
>>27120773
dragons
>>27120773
OK, then zebras
A game or other fun activity
>>27120802
russian roulette
Something to eat
>>27120818
Dragon eggs
>>27120818
bark
a pony
>>27120840
hmmm how about twilight
An adjective
>>27120876
wet
Noun
>>27120898
Massacre
Verb
>>27120930
>rape
A greeting
>>27120959
Sup' my zebbrah
>>27120959
it's a pleasure meeting you
Verb .,,
>>27120986
suicide bombing
noun .,/,.
>>27121004
Prince
>>27121004
Islam
adjective ..,.,.
>>27121012
Dude forget about that it's not funny
>>27121016
seething
adjective.,/./
>>27121028
Decapitation
>>27121028
ugly motherbucker
a verb
>>27121033
I'm not sure thats an adjective.
>>27121043
mass killings
A statment of affirmation or agreement
>>27121054
I will do it
>>27121062
ok, what do you have?
>>27121046
It can be if you were describing what happened
Room in a building
>>27121079
Room 304
plural noun
>>27121096
How many more are left?
>>27121096
Dicks
>>27121102
Quite a few, this one is called the extra long edition for a reason.
A verb
>>27121112
climb
Plural noun.,./,
>>27121128
Eevators
a verb./,.,/
>>27121135
Shit i mean elevators
>>27121141
blush
>>27121141
Run
verb
>>27121141
piss
>>27121156
scrub
>>27121156
piss
Body Part
>>27121178
clitoris
noun
>>27121199
jelly
Verb
>>27121205
shaking
>>27121205
delight
>>27121205
dry hump
Noun.,/..,/
>>27121223
son
>>27121223
ALLAH
>>27121223
Rock
>>27121233
What's with the muslim stuff stop it
Alrighty, I might have gone a bit overboard writing this one. To make sure you people aren't kept waiting, I'll post each chunk we complete, with the final product being posted in its entirety at the end. Here is the section we just finished.
The Gorefic
It was a beautiful day in Saddle Arabia, the Carousel boutiques were farming, and all the Dragons were having a great time, playing russian roulette and eating dragon eggs. In the crowd, Twilight Sparkle perked up when she heard her best friend Wet Massacre calling to her. She >raped over to her and said "Sup my zebbrah!" "Hey Twilight!" said Wet Massacre. "I need your help with something. I want to suicide bomb some princes, but they're too seething and ugly for me to mass murder on my own." "I will do it, Wet Massacre! I'll help you!" said Twilight. "Great!" said Wet Massacre, but you'll need to go into room 304 to get the dicks, so we can climb them." They both went to Wet Massacre's dwelling, and Twilight looked around. "So where are the elevators? On the way here You said I was going to help you Blush some-" and then, Wet Masacre Pissed Twilight on the Clitoris with a Jelly, and everything went black. Just before she lost consciousness, she heard a voice say "Oh, you'll help me Shake some sons...
>>27121246
>Pissed Twilight on the clitoris with a jelly
I need to take a two minute break, When I return, things get JUICY!
>>27121245
>muh safe spaces
>>27121246
>She >raped over to her
I'm amused, do continue.
>>27121246
Hahahahahh oh my god i can't Hahahahahahahahhhhh
i did most of it so this is amazing
>>27121281
Anon, considering that your on a board dedicated to mlp I figured you would know something about sharing. I'm ashamed of you
MOVING RIGHT ALONG IS SEARCH OF GOOD TIMES AND GOOD NEWS!
A noun, anons!
>>27121305
cunt
>>27121301
Sorry guess i shouldn't brag
i'll stop now i can't think of how to continue this
Adjective, por favor.
>>27121349
freezing
Another adjective
>>27121343
You should write a letter to princes Celestia about what you learned today
>>27121364
Abnormal
verb
>>27121380
checking
>>27121380
milk/ing
emotion
>>27121418
happy
>>27121365
Dear princess Celestia i learned today not to be a posting fag who doesn't let anyone post before him, i now know it's really autistic to monitor the thread like an eagle.
another verb!
>>27121459
soothe
noun!
>>27121486
churros
and a verb...
>>27121507
breed
room in a house
>>27121550
broom cabinet
a verb
>>27121559
squeeze
guess what? I need ANOTHER verb!
>>27121592
guess what the verb is guess
>>27121592
exhale
adjective
>>27121615
lumpy
An animal
>>27121625
Fox
as they would say in new york: Gimme a voib!
>>27121639
More like Jew York, amirite?
A verb.
Adjective
>>27121697
Majestic
another adjetive
Can we have a number of how many are left?
>>27121731
gay
>>27121733
erm... lots total, in the current chunk about 20. I'll try to speed things up.
A VERB!
>>27121748
burn
>>27121748
holy shit anon you need to find somethin to do you have too much free time.
Anyway beg
Laughter onomatopoeia
>>27121776
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
Verb!
>>27121793
ogle
Verb! That's what's happenin!
>>27121831
Yodel
A verb!
Ate
body part
>>27121868
ear
Verb
>>27121889
filling
Body part, again
>>27121916
penis
>>27121916
unholy abs
A verb
>>27121945
rinse
body part, almost done people
>>27121981
ponut
adjective
>>27122012
cumming
>>27122012
bubbly
emotion
>>27122051
let down
body part, (it's a gorefic, whadda you expect?)
>>27122074
breasts
Body part once more!
>>27122099
balls
>>27122099
belly button
adjective
>>27122120
meaty
Internal Organ
>>27122174
brain
Adjective
>>27122191
aroused
>>27122191
pink
body parts
>>27122232
eyes
noun!
>>27122255
Trojan XXL condom
>>27122255
mare pussy
SECOND CHUNK COMPLETE!
When Twilight regained consciousuness, she found that she was strapped to a giant, sturdy cunt, in a dark, freezing room. "Sheesh! 'bout time you woke up. I was getting bored!" It was the abnormal voice of Wet Massacre! Twilight checked out in Happiness. "Wet Massacre! What's happening? let me go!" "Why would I let you go? You were just about to help me soothe the churros!"
In hindsight, Twilight should have realized something was up when Wet Massacre couldn't keep her story straight about what she needed help with.
"But what is all this?" Asked Twilight. "Oh, this? this is my breeding room! It used to be a broom cabinet, but I made a few adjustments. Of course, I couldn't have any squealers, so I squeezed the contractors after they were done, and they guessed like lumpy foxes the whole time!" Twilight couldn't beleive her ears. "But why? Why would you milk people like that? That's not Majestic! It's GAY! You can't just go around burning ponies!" Wet Massacre chuckled. "HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW" "well, I don't just ogle them. I like to Yodel with them too! sometimes I even eat their ears until they fill, and then I take their penis
and rinse them into their ponut!" All through this bubbly ramble, Twilight gazed at her friend in dissapointment, which only intensified when Wet Massacre Finally turned on the lights! The entire room was furnished using pony parts! The lamp had a shade made of breasts, the table was made from balls and Meaty brains, and the walls were covered with aroused eyes, covered in brightly painted Trojan XXL Condoms.
Twilight felt that she was about to vomit.
Twilight Vomited.
>>27122310
that took a while, but the payoff was great
>>27122356
shit forgot to remove one time use name.
I've run out of time, Here's the whole lib for you to fill out however you all like.
The Gorefic
part 1
It was a beautiful day in [City/Township], the [nouns] were [ing verb], and all the [species] were having a great time, playing [game] and eating [food]. In the crowd, [Pony*] perked up when she heard her best friend [Adjective/Noun OC*] calling to her. She [Verbed] over to her and said "[Greeting], [OC]!" "Hey [Victim]!" said [OC]. "I need your help with something. I want to [verb] some [nouns], but they're too [adjective] and [adjective] for me to [verb] on my own." "[Statement of affirmation], [OC]! I'll help you!" said [victim]. "Great!" said [OC], but you'll need to go into the [Location] to get the [nouns], so we can [verb] them." They both went to [OC]'s dwelling, and [Victim] looked around. "So where are the [nouns]? You said I was going to help you [verb] some-" and then, [OC] [verbed] [Victim] on the [Body part] with a [noun], and everything went black. Just before she lost consciousness, she heard a voice say "Oh, you'll help me [verb] some [nouns]
*All other slots marked [OC] use this name.
*All other slots marked [Victim] will use this name.
Part 2
When [Victim] regained consciousuness, she found that she was strapped to a giant, sturdy [noun], in a dark, [adjective] room. "Sheesh! 'bout time you woke up. I was getting bored!" It was the [adjective] voice of [OC]! [victim] [verbed] out in [emotion]. "[OC]! What's happening? let me go!" "Why would I let you go? You were just about to help me [verb] the [nouns]!"
In hindsight, [victim] should have realized something was up when [OC] couldn't keep her story straight about what she needed help with.
"But what is all this?" Asked [victim]. "Oh, this? this is my [ing verb] room! It used to be a [room], but I made a few adjustments. Of course, I couldn't have any squealers, so I [verbed] the contractors after they were done, and they [verbed] like [adjective] [animals] the whole time!" [victim] couldn't beleive her ears. "But why? Why would you [verb] people like that? That's not [adjective]! It's [ADJECTIVE]! You can't just go around [verbing] ponies!" [OC] chuckled. [laughter onomotapiea] "well, I don't just [verb] them. I like to [verb] with them too! sometimes I even [verb] their [body part]s until they [verb], and then I take their [body parts] and [verb] them into their [body part]!" All through this [adjective] ramble, [victim] gazed at her friend in [emotion], which only intensified when [OC] Finally turned on the lights! The entire room was furnished using pony parts! The lamp had a shade made of [body part], the table was made from [body parts] and [adjective] [organ], and the walls were covered with [adjective] [body parts], covered in brightly painted [nouns].
Part 3
[Victim] felt that she was about to vomit.
[Victim] Vomited.
[OC] smirked. "Wow, most people react even worse than that when they see my work. Last week, I had [pony] in here, and she [verbed] all over and started [verbing] and [verbing] all over the place, as [adjective] as she could. Didn't help of course. I [verbed] her to a [adjective] [furntiture] and made her [verb] her own [organ]. Hilarious! Well, that's enough chit chat. Time to [verb] some [nouns]!" She laughed [adverb], and pulled out a [adjective] [noun]. and [verbed] it into [victim]'s [body part]. She worked the tool along a long, narrow cut, peeling back the skin with an [adjective] [sound effect]. [Victim] [verbed] and tried to break free, but to no avail. Her struggles only [verbed] a new, more [adjective] layer of pain to the [adjective] hell she was currently experiencing. Leaving the [adjective] tool embedded in her body, [OC] turned back to her table, and selected an [adjective] [noun] from the tools laid out. "Do you know where this goes?" she asked. [Victim] shook her head in [adjective] [emotion], and [OC] smiled. "Well I know where it goes, but that's not where I'm going to put it." [OC] plunged the [adjective] implement deep into [victim]'s [body part], and she [verbed] with [verbed] [emotion]. Growing tired of her victim's protests, [OC] took an [adjective] [noun], [verbing] it in a [noun] before shoving it into [victim]'s mouth. The screams did not stop, but were significantly muffled. [OC] continued to work, [verbing] through victim's [body part], [organ], and [organ], before finally reaching her [organ]. At this point, [nouns] were [verbing] down [Victim]'s face, and [OC]'s coat was spattered with [liquid] and [noun] chunks. "Well, [A farewell], [victim]. Hope ya had fun." and then she [verbed] her [noun] deep into [victim]'s [body part] and [victim]'s suffering finally came to an end.
part 4
Except it didn't end. Afterwards [victim] went to hell, because it turns out she was a child molester the whole time. WHAT A TWEEST!
>>27122420
>Time to [verb] some [nouns]!
dunno why but it remindes me of
>He mouths the cherries
