Would you comfort the crying princess?
>>27119556
I want to hug sad sunhorse.
>>27119556
muh dik is pretty comforting
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"
>oh dear, what now?
>You stumble into the royal rooms, uncertain
"Did you call for me, your maj-"
>"AAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOONNNN!!! L-Lunaaaaaa....s-she said I'm a fat doooooooolt!!!"
>You stand in perfect silence for a couple seconds, aghast at what you see
>In front of you, the Majestic, beautiful, pearl coated alicorn with the iridescent mane is a bumbling mess, big salty tears flowing outta her lilac eyes
"...I...I beg your pardon, your majesty?"
>"She...s-she said I am...stooopid...and fat..."
>After saying this, she resumes crying
>You start looking around you, panicked.
>What are you supposed to do?
"I am...s-sure she didn't mean it....princess..."
>"SH-SHE TOTALLY DID! SHE IS A BIG...BIG, STUPID MEANIE AND I'M NEVER...EVER GOING TO SHARE A SLICE OF C-CAKE WITH HER!! NEVER EVER!!!"
"...a-absolutely not! Trust me, sisters have...fights...all the t-time...She was just a-"
>"C-can I have a hug?"
"A whatnow?"
>"Hug. P-please?"
"You want me to...hug you?"
>She nods, looking at you with puppy eyes, sniffing
>You quickly look around you once more
>Nobody in sight, thankfully
"W-well, anything you want, your majesty..."
>You hug the crying alicorn, and she immediately clings onto you, her muzzle leaning on your shoulder
"T-there..."
>"Imsfdfdft..."
"What?
>"I...I am not a fat dolt..."
"N-no, you are not..."
>>27119556
"For fuck's sake, Celestia, I already told you, no more ice cream!"
>>27119680
>Sunhorse is basically Rarara++
I'll allow it.
>"Anoooooooooooooon" you hear Celestia call from outside your apartment in the Royal Palace
>You furrow you brow and press your face closer to the newspaper you were pretending to read
>"Anoooooooooooooon"
>The call was closer this time
>You grumble and haul yourself up off your bed and towards your door
>With a frustrated grunt you slam the door and bolt it shut before returning to your spot
>With an air of satisfaction you open the newspaper up to where you left off
>Celestia's calls have stopped
>At last; some peace and quiet
>*CRASH*
>You snap your head back to the shattered remains of your hallway as the princess of Equestria stands in the epicenter of the mess
>Tears stream from her eyes and she sniffs profusely in between each shaking, heaving breath
>"Anoooooooooooooon"
"What? What do you want!?" you demand
>"AnonLunanandIwereplayiainagsu-" she begins before pressing her head to your chest and descending into a chorus of babble
>Your shirt is drenched almost instantly with her tears and mucus and you try in vain to wrest her off you
>Alicorns were heavy after all
>You figure brute force wasn't going to help you here and thus decide upon a different tactic
>"Celly" you coo, gently motioning towards your bed "Why don't you take a seat and tell me all about it?"
>She looks up at you with surprise and, for a brief moment, the act is broken
>With all the acting prowess you would expect a thousand year old ruler to have, however, she quickly reassumes her role
>"Luna and I were playing and then she tripped me and I scraped my knee" she bawls, holding her foreleg out for you to see
>Already her alicorn magic was healing the tiny cut on her foreleg
>'What a big baby' you think and continue to whisper sweet nothings in her ear and run your hands through her mane
>Just another day in the life of a fully grown princess' surrogate father figure
>Hey, it kept a roof over your head!
>>27119556
Yes.
>>27119680
>Later, that night
>It was a hard working day, at the royal palace
>You managed to comfort the princess, but not to reconcile her with her sister
>As a result, she kept acting visibly pissed whenever they were sharing a room
>And they had to meet 3 different diplomatic delegations, today.
>Tired, you enter your room
>Weird, it's cold
>You did't remember leaving the window opened
>In the dark of the room, you notice something on the bed
"HEY, WHO GOES THERE!?"
>There's no answer, so you quickly switch on the light, ready to jump or dodge.
>On the bed, you find the princess.
>Still frowning, with her eyes wet again
>Holding a brush in her mouth
"P-Princess! What-"
>"...brush"
"What?"
>"Brush".
"You mean, I...have to brush you?"
>She nods again
>It's going to be a looooooooong night.
>>27119761
>a long night of doing nothing but brushing sunbutt and listening to the nighttime ambiance of the palace
extreme comfy
>>27119680
This is far too cute man.
Why do you do this to me.
>Tfw you will never be a father-like figure to Celestia.
>You will never cheer her up.
>>27119556
Why would I? It took me hours to get her to start. Do you know how much alicorn tears get on the black market?
...I should make green about this. Anon trying to get the princesses to cry so that he can sell the tears.
>>27119556
This is gonna make a good green. I can see it.
>>27119761
Alternate take;
"P-Princess! What-"
>"...brush"
"What?"
>"Brush".
"You mean, I...have to brush you?"
>"No! I want you to go spank Luna with it because SHE'S A BIG MEANIE!"
>Before you can even facepalm, another voice;
>"No Anon, spank Celestia because she's always STARTING TROUBLE!"
>"Am not!"
>"Are too!"
>"Meanie!"
>"Troublemaker!"
[sibling rivalry intensifies]
>"ANON! Punish her, she's being bad!"
*groan*
>>27119556
Who wouldn't?
>>27119777
...what if anon wanted to, dunno, sleep?
>>27120460
sucks for anon, the princess made a request. Her hair had better be sublime by the time she has to raise the sun.also can't say no to princess tears
>>27120187
>>27119761
>>27119718
>>27119680
>Anon comes to Equestria and has an aura of maturity greater than Celestia, Luna and discord combined.
>Becomes like some kind of advisor/diplomat/father figure
>TO FUCKING EVERYONE!
>You'd think this would be fun
>But everyone in Equestria is extremely immature.
>It's like being an elementary school teacher, settling petty disputes.
>And comforting royal and influential pones because the others were meanies.
What fresh hell of you three spawned?
>>27120571
>free hugs and cuddles
>cute mares wanting goodnight kisses, daily
>sweet and candies as if there was no tomorrow
>eveyone is always happy to see you
...hell?
>>27120620
>...hell?
Oh sure it'd be fun for the first few weeks, hell maybe even the first month.
But after awhile it'll just feel like a job.
>>27120506
>Anon tries to keep a straight face
>But it's hard
>After a couple hours of nonstop brushing and cuddling, with a beautiful alicorn who thirsty for affection, he has a boner so hard it could deflower Tom
>"Uh, what is that, Anon? Oh my, did I cause you a lump?! I'm s-so sorry!!! Here, lemme kiss the pain away..."I'm a bad person, I know
Why you didn't just post this in /sun/.
