If you were a kid Anon, which one would you want asyour babysitter?
>>27102335
Nyx.
>>27102335
Why the fuck would I want a mutant as my babysitter?
>>27102335
Let's think about this from the perspective of a kid. Which one will neglect me, and leave me to do whatever I want? I think that immediately leaves AJ and Fluttershy out
>>27102335
Nyx
Sunset and Scilight
>>27102335
Nyx
>>27102335
Rainbow Dash so I can mess with her.
(Maybe sexually)
Pinkie for fun party times.
Twilight so she can help with homework.
Fluttershy for cuddles and bed time stories.
Applejack for good food.
Sunset for karaoke.
Nyx
>>27102335
Never had a babysitter, so I wouldn't know. Ponka's my waifu though, so any timw spent with her would be favourable.
>>27102383
>"Anon, go to your room."
"What did I do?"
>"Uh, nothing."
"Then why are you sending me to my room?"
>"You're not in trouble. Twilight and I need to do some grown-up things-"
>"Homework!"
>"Yeah, homework. We need to do our homework, and we can't have any distractions."
"But I want to play with my toys out here. There's lots of room. I can be quiet. Promise."
>"Anon, just go to your room."
>>27102335
Nyx, i guess
>>27102388
So which one?
>>27102335
Either rarara so we could play dressup or Flutterbutter so we could have tea parties
>>27102335
I'd wanta pony
>>27102335
Fluttershy, obviously, because she'd be a pushover. And I bet you could blackmail her into showing tiddies.
>>27102388
Twilight would be too busy with her own studies to help you out, or explain it in a way that just makes you feel more dumb for not getting it, despite doing her best to help.
>>27102335
shy or sunny bunny
>>27102469
Hmmmm
Rainbow Dash
>>27102488
So, Sunset
She'd probably abuse her power and make you her guinea pig for her reality-altering magic experiments.
>>27102525
That's hot
>>27102362
>>27102335
pink and shy are probably the best ones if we think logically.
>You will never be babysat by evil sunset
>>27102543
I'd rather her bemy mom
>>27102551
Would evil sunset be a good mom?
>>27102560
Fuck no
But it would be cool to have a magic pony mom
She might become better over time, though
>>27102583
>You will never have an evil Sunset as a mom
>She will never ignore you and regret your existence for the first few months
>She will never hear you crying in the middle of the night and come to your room
>She will never break down in tears as she picks you up from your crib
>She will never hold you and say "it's okay. You're alright, momma's here"
>>27102650
Somehow, I don't think she'd be that quick to give up affection
Fluttershy, regardless of form.
RD would probably flash for you. That's one of my primary fetishes.
>>27102734
>I will never get evil momma sunset green
>>27102388
>That one thread where KidAnon had Rainbow Dash as a babysitter.
>>27102335
I'd say Pinkie, though if Rainbow Dash were my babysitter I probably wouldn't be the fat fuck I am today.
>>27102839
Fuck you. I was thinking about writing one
>>27103048
Relax sir
Dowhatyougottado
>>27102335
Fluttershy, she wouldn't say anything about me jumping on her back and groping her tits all the time.
She would pretend not to so that she would be spared the awkward conversation and not get me in trouble
I would do it all the time, I would also subtly hump her while grabbing her tits from behind.
I would jerk off while she is in the house and be very loud about it, I would moan her name and do it with the door open.
I would leave my computer on with a lewd desktop or a porn tab up.
I would one day tell her to get naked and do stuff for me, if she doesn't I will threaten to tell my parents that she molested me and put on an act.
She would do it, she has no willpower, no self-esteem. I would have fun.
She's not even my favorite, Twilight is, but I would still pick Fluttershy for a babysitter.
>>27103167
>Leaving porn on your computer only to have fluttershy see it
unf
>>27102335
this one
>>27102813
Fluttershy wasn't my mom
It's been years, and this still hurts.
>>27103231
She'd probably be the most obnoxious choice.
Real answer would be Pinkie of course.
>>27102335
Spike, obviously.
Who doesn't want a talking dog as their babysitter?
>>27102864
Could I get a link to that?
>>27102388
>Rainbow Dash so I can mess with her.
>(Maybe sexually)
yeah, sure buddy.
>>27103048
You have piqued my...curiosity
>go back in time
>be your current Anon self in a toddler's body
---
>get AJ as your babysitter throughout your childhood
>learn to be a man alongside the woman who's more of a man than any stallion
>get Rara as your babysitter
>best sugar momma NA
>dress in style
>all your clothing is tailored for you perfectly
>learn to be an equipped, sophisticated male
>get 'Shy as your babysitter
>pretend to be a whiny bitch all the time and get lots of face-in-chest comforting timebecause she's an F cup like everyone says, fuck you, I'm not even a flutterfag
>get Twiggy Piggy as your babysitter
>enjoy having the best nerdy older sister figure ever
>torment her about the kinks on her internet history when you're old enough to understand them
>get Ponk as your babysitter
>get Ponk as your babysitter, 'nuff said
HOW DO WE CHOOSE
>>27103740
>I legit didn't see Sunset in the OP before writing this and now it looks like I'm bashing her
well, now I can't make an iteration for her because it'll look like damage control. damn
>>27103753
You didn't mention rainbow either
>>27103767
im fucking tired, go to hell
>>27103048
Not a Shimmerfag butplease do
>>27103167
>She will never secretly love it.
Also Pinks would be an awesome babysitter.
>>27103231
>>27103259
But those tits and hips though.
>Work had always put you in a bad mood.
>Everyday, some new frustration would be seeded into your thoughts, and bloom during the bus ride and walk home.
>Today was no different.
Stupid classmates. I learned my lesson. I already apologized. What more do they want?
And Twilight. What does she care that I make friends? She already punished me enough.
Thank Celestia it's finally summer. I don't have to see any of losers for another three months.
>Even though you hated being in this mood, the trip home served as a venting period for you.
>It was a good way to get everything out so when you arrived home, you could relax.
Those jerks. I could totally be friendly if they just stopped treating me like crap. I get it, I was a bad person. I'm sorry, okay. I've said it a million times. Now let me help you out with your stupid homework or something.
>Your second floor apartment was in sight when you spotted something in front of your door along with a hooded person at the end of the hallway.
>When you reach the basket, you see an infant lying inside, wrapped up in a blanket.
"What the?"
>The person at the end of the hallway speeds away.
"Hey! Get back here!"
>You sprint after them and chase them down to the stairs.
"I'm not taking care of your kid, now take him back!"
>Your body was tired from work, and not ready for this.
>As they reach the bottom of the stairwell, they dash out the side door.
>Once you make it to the door, the hooded person is entering a white sedan.
>You kick the door out of your way, and give one last push to catch up to them.
"Take your kid back, asshole!"
>But as you sprint, the car speeds off.
>Panting, you throw out slurs and insults to the mystery person.
>You take your time walking back to your apartment.
>Before you can even make it to your floor, you can hear crying.
"Great."
>You open the door to your apartment and look down at the still crying infant.
"I meant what I said. I'm not taking care of you."
>You slam the door shut behind you.
>>27104008
I like where this is going
Continue sir
>>27104008
>>27103480
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26483102/
>>27104008
>You can still hear the baby crying.
>You make microwave a dinner, and try to continue your night just as usual, just with the TV volume turned up.
>You weren't even allowed to have that.
>There's a pounding at the door.
>You open it to be greeted by an angry neighbor.
>"Is this your fucking kid?"
"No, it's not. It was-"
>"What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you leaving it out here?"
"That's none of your business."
>"You bet your ass it's my business. When I can't fucking sleep because you can't because you neglect your child and put it out in the fucking hallway, it becomes my business."
"Listen to me: no. This. Isn't."
>The man leans in, placing his finger on your chest.
>"You know what? I ought to call the fucking police on you for fucking child abuse."
>That was not going to be acceptable.
>Forging paperwork to get into a school was one thing, but having the police asking questions, and finding out you had no paperwork proving you were even from this world was going to lead to problems.
>Your face must have given it away to him.
>"Yeah, you don't like that? Now take care of your fucking kid. And if I see you pull something like this again, I WILL call the police on you. Got it?"
>You don't respond to him, and just bring the basket inside.
>You set the basket in your bedroom and go back to ignoring him with the TV, but that only works for so long.
I'm going to have to sleep soon.
>You go into your room in an attempt to fix the baby and its problems.
>You inspect him, but there's nothing obviously wrong with him.
"What is wrong with you?"
>You halfheartedly try to play peek-a-boo, but that doesn't get a response.
>You reach underneath him, and try to lift, but that only makes the crying worse.
"Fine, fine, fine. Jeez."
>Immediately, you set him back down.
>You tighten your fists and grunt.
"What is wrong with you!?"
>You storm off and sit back on the couch when you notice your food.
Maybe it's hungry.
>>27104248
Alright Alright Alright
>>27104248
>You grab your food and take it back to the kid.
>You make an attempt to feed it, and to your relief, food is what it's wanting, but there's a problem.
>It can't get its mouth around the spoon, or the food.
>You go into the kitchen, smash up a small bit of the food, and look for a utensil small enough for the baby, but come up empty.
>Unable to take anymore of the crying, you figure putting bits of smashed up food on your pinky would be good enough.
>The baby happily eats, and only momentarily calms down until the crying begins again.
>You open up the diaper make two discoveries: the source of the crying, and that the baby is a little boy.
>You bring the baby to the kitchen, setting him onto the cold counter top.
>Unable to reuse the disposable diaper, you make yourself resourceful, making a diaper out of an old washcloth with two safety pins to hold it together, and flour for talcum powder after cleaning him up.
>It isn't long before the crying starts up again.
"What is it now? I've fed you, and cleaned you. What more do you want?"
>You bring the babe over your shoulder.
"Come on, you little runt. Have fun. Is that what you want?"
>You bounce the baby up and down for several minutes.
>The crying stops once you feel a wet warmness run down the backside of your shoulder.
>You pull the baby up, and inspect his face.
>It's dripping with vomit.
>Slowly, you set him back in his basket, walk to the living room, closing the bedroom door behind you, and grabbing a couch pillow.
>You bury your face into the pillow and scream your lungs out.
>You scream until your throat hurts, then walk back into the bedroom to swap for a clean shirt.
>You lean over the infant, bringing your face up to his.
"I hate you. So. Much. Right. Now."
>You're fuming, but with the problems dealt with, you figure you could take what little time left between now and bed, and relax.
>He's quiet the rest of the night, and you find when getting ready for bed, that he's sleeping as well.
>>27104480
Finally. Just do this for the rest of the night.
>As you brush your teeth, a thought occurs.
He's just going to do all this again tomorrow. I'm going to need some more diapers and other baby stuff.
Eh. I can get it in the morning.
Is he going to make it that long?
>With your assessment of tonight's events, you figure that this silence wasn't going to last long.
>You take advantage of his sleeping, and make a quick trip to the store.
...
"So, what do babies need?"
>"Babies? They need lots of things: love, care, attention, affection, warmth, safety-"
"I mean, as in stuff I can buy?"
>You shoot the worker a look to let him know you don't have time for her conversation.
>"Oh, well; let's see, diapers, baby powder, baby food, baby formula - if you don't want to do the whole breastfeeding thing - some bottles, a crib, some clothes, a car seat if you plan on traveling, some blankets, some toys."
"What would I need to make it through a night?"
>She nudges you with her shoulder.
>"You'd need your sanity."
>While she laughs at her own joke, you just raise an eyebrow.
>"Right: food, formula, bottles, diapers, and powder. And maybe some wet wipes."
"Thank you."
>As you drag your shopping cart in search of the baby aisle, the worker speaks up.
>"Ma'am, are you expecting a child of your own?"
"Uh, no?"
>"Okay."
>Under her breath, she mumbles.
>"Thank God."
>You give your shopping cart the death grip.
That bitch. Does she think I can't take care of a kid? I can totally take care of one. I'm doing it right now.
>You buy the necessary items, and hurry back home.
>When you arrive, you make sure to enter quietly.
>The baby is still sleeping in his basket, vomit still on his face.
Gross.
>You grab toilet paper from the bathroom, and use that to clean his face.
>Touching him though, wakes him up.
"No no no no no no no. Please don't wake up."
>He doesn't start crying, but from the looks of him, he does seem agitated.
>You sigh in frustration.
>>27102335
Pinkie of course, she'd likely spend the most time finding fun things for the both of us to do, the others would probably try to force you to do things they wanted to do.
>>27104869
We're gonna make a star outta you, kid
>>27104869
"Well, I guess I can take the time and give you a real diaper now that I have one, so you don't ruin my stuff."
>You lift him out of the basket, placing the blanket that came with him on the bed, and laying him on it.
>He puts up only a little fuss as you change his makeshift diaper for a disposable one.
>Once that's done, you set him back in his basket.
>You sit on the edge of your bed and watch him kick his arms and legs about.
"I need to get rid of you."
>He stares back at you, as if trying to figure out who this mystery woman was in front of him.
"Can you stay like this the rest of the night?"
>You pick up the basket, and carry him to the guest bedroom.
>You had left it barren, unsure of what to do with it.
>You set the baby in the center, leaving him to kick about in freedom, letting you sleep in peace.
>That was until the door was shut.
>As soon as you had left, he started wailing again.
>You pound your head with your fists and barge into the room.
>You fall to your knees next to the wicker crib, letting out a whine.
"What more do you want?"
>You sit down cross-legged and pull him from the basket into your arms.
>Cradling the baby, you rock him gently back and forth.
"Lullaby, and goodnight. Go to sleep, you little shit stain. Rock a bye, and goodnight, I don't want my neighbors to complain."
>Giving up on improvising more words, you resort to simply humming the melody.
>You rock and hum, and soon he falls asleep.
>You set him back in the basket and simply look at him.
>You couldn't be angry at him now; you didn't have the energy to be angry now.
>What little energy you did have was just enough to crawl into your own bed in the other room.
>With the blessing of the universe, the baby, and consequentially, you, slept through the rest of the night.
Alright, writefag here. Thoughts so far?
Also, I should say that this would probably be a good place to stop for the night.
>>27105205
Good stuff. I'm invested.
I think it's time you gave yourself a name, writefriend
>>27105349
I have no need for a name.
>>27102376
This
>>27102543
What about regular Sunset?
>>27102335
Shlimmy
>>27105868
She'd do her job like normal without any special gimmicks.
She'd come over, watch after you, feed you dinner, then put you to bed, while trying really hard not to screw anything up.
>>27102376
If I was a kid, I would pick the one who I would want to get "close to".
>>27106282
that's hot
>>27102335
The choice is obvious.
But as my mother I would better pick Twi or Sunset.
>>27105202
>that rhyme
>nobody's tossing you any (you)s
i really am getting sick of this fucking board. I'll be watching, Anon.
>>27102335
Spikes the only sane one scilight could work to i could learn so much from her
>>27102335
NoneI want to eat EQGeerilees lewd asshole
>>27102499
And maybe let you hotdog her. Little /ss/ wiener between her bare butt cheeks.
>>27103317
This is the only corect choice tbqh. I cab already imagine it as a plot for a Disney live action comedy series
>Real Talk, Dog!
Anthony "Anon" Mouss were not thrilled when her Mom and Dad decided to ask Twilight McSparkles to watch over him. She's the most boring and uncool girl in the whole neighbourhood! Not to mention that her dog, Spikey, is weird as it can be!
However, when Twilight's fell asleep during babysitting, Anon is saved from falling from the staircase by Spikey, who actually can talk!
Spikey revealed that he was a dragon from a magical kingdom that were cursed into a mutt by an evil wizard, and would remain forever a canine unless he kept his secret from teenagers and adults, such as Twilight! Yikes!
Anon, with his pal Brad and Sweetie must track down a magic portal back to Spikey home dimension before Halloween or Spike would be trapped here forever! Can they do it while keeping the secret fron Twilight and their parents? Find out in this original new series; Real Talk, Dog! Weekdays at 7:30 PM, only on Disney Channel
>>27107517
>"Ok now let me take out the peanut butter so you can lick it off my prepubescent dick"
>"Also do the thing where you change your voice slightly so you sound like Coco pommel"
>>27102335
there's nice babysitter. there's good babysitter. and there's both
>>27102335
Fluttershy.
>>27102335
Fluttershy, I want to play horse riding, and keep humping her butt until she get aroused, when she go take a bath I can sniff her wet pantie.
>>27107710
don't forget about slapping her ass until she gets wet
>>27102499
Blackmail her with what? She's pretty much perfect in every way.
>>27107770
I blackmail her by taking her panties by force and threatening to tell everyone how her panties smell.
Then I make her give me her used panties everyday with me taking it earlier and earlier till I take it during the morning and force her to walk around without panties.
>>27107907
/a/, leave.
>>27102335
Pinkie, she would be the fun one.
>tfw the domazon dash and shotanon story didn't hit the second phase
>>27102335
Retrospectively - Ponk.
Assuming how would I think when I was a kid - Dash.
>>27106929
It's just a single rhyme, Anon
I'd take either Rainbow Dash or Rarity as my babysitter desu.
>>27107988
>tfw no kind loving Amazonian gf to rest in her huge muscular arms
Why live?
>>27102376
So, Spike?
>>27102473
Is that your fetish, Anon?
>>27105339
Bump for
(you)
>>27109235
>She will never make you wear her new clothes and in return let you touch her tits.
>>27105384
Can I call you zeaf
>>27105384
I'm gonna call you Matthew, because you're
Alright Alright Alright
>>27109558
I would wear a new dress for Rarara by requesting one kiss per outfit.
>>27102543
>your parents will never be fairly odd
>>27109649
>>27109947
You can call me whatever you want
>>27110658
Ok, faggot.
>>27102335
Pinkie pie , cause waifu
>>27110675
kek
>>27102335
>no trixie or moondancer
Dropped, to be quite honest with you, blood relative.
>>27110658
I'm still waiting for you
>>27102335
None of them.
I've never had a babysitter in my life.
>>27102335
Yellowquiet,because she's cuddly.
>"Oh..um, Anonymous, it's getting late, m-maybe I ought to tuck you in for the night. J-just me.."
>"What're yall prattlin' on about, Fluttershai? It ain't more n' a quarter past 5. 'Sides, I'm plenty sure Anon's got some energy to work off an then some..hows a roll in the hay-...uh..AH MEAN HOW DOES SOME UH..APPLES SOUND?"
>"Pfft, Dahling, please, it's most unbecoming of you to show such desperation in front of your *ahem* young charge. Perhaps, he'd opt for a quieter time with yours truly-"
>"BOOORING! Nah, this dude wants to watch me do my capoeria/crumping/MMA/minute waltz work-out! Right, tiger?"
>"OOOH!! M-MAYBE HE WANTS TO DO THAT AAAAAND MAKE SOME CREAMPIES WITH ME AND GUMMI LATER!"
>"I-..I mean with just ME later!"
>"Girls, please, he's a young boy, NOT your practice date, and Princess Celestia left him in MY care."
>"If you'll excuse us, we've lessons to finish."
>"Once again, Anonymous."
>'Gee, Twilight, you sure do look nice in that dress and I bet your mane is all natural, too.'
>"Oh, Flash, you charmer you~"
>Fuck. This.
>You're getting a new sitter next time, wether it's the neurotic animal bimbo, the repressed cowgirl, the high class ass, top cunt, or party panko
Bump for momma Shim
>>27112740
ponky poe
>>27112262
>>27112906
Will be back tonight. Hopefully, I can crank out another 1,500-2,000 words. I have been writing throughout the day. Right now though, I've got to get ready for a concert.
Xd
>>27105202
More?
Bomp
>>27113264
I'm thinking you should make a separate thread for your green and post all of your stuff so far there
K
^^
>>27105202
>The next morning, you woke up groggy.
>You take a moment to listen, and find that there's no crying.
"Thank Celestia."
>You go about your morning in silence, but to no avail.
>The crying starts up again when you start your shower.
I can deal with it later.
>You continue your routine and check on the baby only after you finish breakfast.
>You run through the checklist of the essentials: food, diaper, boredom.
>The problem was none of them, but in fact discomfort.
>Once you brought him into your arms, and loosened the blanket around him, he was content.
"Look, bub. I can't carry you around all day. I do have to go to work today."
>You look down at his basket and see that the bottom is frayed and dirty.
"Jeez. No wonder you're so pissy."
>With a single hand, you dump the basket, and pat the bottom down.
>You take the blanket and fold it up to form a makeshift bed for him.
"I'm surprised you even slept."
>You set him back inside.
"Better?"
>He didn't cry, so that was an acceptable answer for you.
>You leave him alone, but before you can make it out of the room, the baby starts mumbling.
"What?"
>You come back and set beside him.
"What is it now?"
>Being nearer to him settles him down.
"Done?"
>You stand up, and once again, he mumbles and kicks about.
>Getting further away only makes him noisier.
"Fine."
>You bring the basket in with you to the living room, setting him next to you on the couch.
>Turning on the television catches his attention.
>It keeps him distracted, leaving you to go about your own thing.
>You go into the kitchen to check your work schedule for the day.
>You weren't scheduled to go in until noon.
>Coming back out, you watch the boy stare at the television, completely absorbed.
"You know, you wouldn't be that bad, if this was all you did."
>But sadly, he needed more than a television.
What am I going to do with him when I'm at work? He's going to throw a fit eventually.
For that matter, where am I going to dump him?
>>27115189
Eh, I'm not sure about making another thread just for one story
>>27116476
It would get people interested and check out the story.
Right now when they scroll by, they just see the picture and the generic question.
You make another thread, you might be able to turn this into a bigger thing
>>27116442
>The first thought was to pass him onto another home.
What are the odds that you end up giving him back to the people who pawned him off on you?
>You laugh at the the idea, but in all reality, they'd just dump him at some other doorstep, or perhaps something more gruesome if they were desperate.
>If something were to happen to that kid, and it made the news, your neighbor from last night would surely be making phone calls.
What to do? What to do?
>Pawning him off was still an option though, so you kept it in the back of your mind.
>But before you could figure out an endgame, you needed to figure out what to do with him while you were at work.
>And before that, you needed to make sure he was going to make it to that time.
>Having taken care of his comfort issues, you run through the essentials a second time.
>He does exactly what you expect from him: eating, burping, and soiling himself.
>Once those were taken care of, you both take a moment to relax and watch TV.
>There was a small hint of pride mixed with relief for having dealt with these issues before he started making those awful noises.
Okay. Now what to do with you while I'm gone. I could get a babysitter. Neighbors? No, I don't know any of them. Classmates? Definitely no. That's only going to raise more questions. Even Rarity and them are hesitant to trust me.
>A daycare was the best solution you came up with.
>You initially thought that a few hours was going to be plenty of time to find a daycare, but you were mistaken.
>Every daycare you called had something wrong with it: limited hours, a waiting list, a need for an interview, too far away, or absurd prices.
>Through the grapevine, you did come to hear of an old lady who didn't advertise in the phone book and ran her daycare out of her home.
>Her prices weren't the best, but she was just a few blocks away, kept her daycare open late, and was available for clients.
>It wasn't ideal, but it was the best fit for you.
>>27116900
>inb4 old lady turns out to be like that snail serial killer in spongebob
>>27102348
>>27102380
>>27102385
>>27102397
>>27102450
SHUT, THE FUCK, UP!
>>27102335
>If you were a kid
None, I'd beg my mom to leave me home alone so I could watch all the channels I wasn't supposed to.
>>27117391
This.
I was largely left to my own devices as a child.
>>27116900
>You were accustomed to distant walks, but not to carrying around ten pounds while doing so.
>You also weren't accustomed to the passing glances made at you along the way.
>Some looked the other way, some stared, but everyone at least caught a glance.
>Occasionally, you'd catch them whispering to one another.
It's not mine. Assholes.
>When you arrive at the home of the old lady, whose name you never bothered to remember, she gives you a different response.
>"Hello! You must be the girl who called earlier, and..."
>She gasps at the sight of what was in your arms.
>"Who's this little guy?"
>Without even asking, she lifts him from your arms.
>"Aren't you just precious?"
>He smiles and giggles, more happy to be with her than with you.
>"And you, such a pretty young thing."
"Right. So, thirty dollars for the day, and I can pick him up at eight-thirty tonight?"
>"Sure thing, deary. I'm old. I don't need to be anywhere. And don't you worry. He'll be taken care of."
>Her smile is so wide looking at him, and his own smile matches hers.
>For the first time since you've had him, you heard him laugh.
>That was infinitely more pleasant than the insufferable crying.
Maybe I could just leave him with her and not come back. No. She has my number. I couldn't get away with it. Though, she may know someone.
>You give yourself an innocent voice.
"Can I ask you a question?"
>"Sure thing, honey."
>>27117438
"Would you be willing to take care of him?"
>She cocks her head to the side.
>"What do you mean?"
"As in keep him."
>"What? What for?"
"I can't take care of him."
>"Oh, honey. I know it's tough, but we've all been through this. You can do it. And besides, I'm old. I can't raise another kid. I'd die before he'd even be old enough to drive me to the hospital."
"Well, do you know of anyone who'd be willing to adopt him?"
>"I'm sorry, but I can't think of anyone right now, but I'll certainly ask."
"Thank you."
>With her free arm, she pulls you in for a hug.
>"I understand what you're going through, and it's really hard. I get that, but you're such a sweet girl. I'd hate to see a girl like you be separated from her kid just because of circumstances."
>She pulls back from you, keeping her hand on your shoulder.
>"We all make mistakes, and do wild things when we're young, and you may think that you can never recover from this, but it's in these times that we find the strength to do things we never thought possible. You have an opportunity to build a deep, loving, relationship. It really would be a shame if you let that chance pass you by."
>For the first time since you've been here, someone treated you with decency, and didn't assume the worst in you.
>Maybe it's because she hadn't heard about the she-demon of Canterlot High.
>Or, maybe she did.
>You like to think that she was talking about something other than the baby.
Alright. That's it for tonight. I was kind of wandering for a bit, but I think I know what I want to do for the rest of the story. Better get some sleep. Got class in 7 hours.
>no actual green involving any of them as a babysitter
>green about woman/femanon who gets stuck with a kid
What? No, this is stupid.
>>27117813
It's about evil sunset getting stuck with a kid, and it's not stupid, it simply should have its own thread instead of this thread
>>27117840
>evil sunset
>not stupid
You're right, it's worse, last thing this board needs is more shimmerfaggotry.
>>27117851
No need to be rude towards the Shimmer, amigo
>>27117863
Shut up, fuck.
>>27117896
No need to be upset
>>27117851
Shimmerfags are tolerable, especially compared to the recent scalie invasion thanks to ember.
>>27117813
You're free to write your own
From the depths of page 9, the thread rises again.
>>27119399
Not all of us can write.
>"You sure you are going to be alright while we are gone Anon?"
>You are actually getting very annoyed at this point
>You understand your dad is just looking out for you, but this is just ridiculous
>Even your mum is getting visibly tired of him
>"Let's go honey! Our stomachs aren't going to wait all night!" She yells from the porch.
>Your dad sighs and puts on a small smile before rubbing your hair and walking off.
>"You be nice to your new babysitter okay?"
"Yes dad, I will be on my best behaviour, as always."
>He walks off with your mum towards the car
>You step into the kitchen and get a biscuit and drink, waiting for your new babysitter to arrive.
>After grabbing some digestives and a can of coke, you go to stand by the door as your parents drive off.
>After a minute or so, you see a small pink car roll up to your driveway
>A...pink girl?
>With pink fluffy hair?
>Is this some kind of sick joke?
>Her skin is literally pink
>In your confusion, you didn't realize she had noticed you, which seems to have lit her face up.
>She speeds towards you like a bullet
>Knowing something bad is going to happen, you throw your food and drink on the stairs
>She spears you to the hard, wooden floor
>You scream in pain and your head feels like it had exploded upon impact
>The pink girl gets right in your face
>"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?"
>You feel like you are holding a brick in your bowels
"A-an-"
>Oh no
>They told you about this in school
>When a stranger gets too close for comfort
>Always yell
"HELP! STRANGER DANGER! HELP!"
Should I continue?
>>27121372
>help, stranger danger
Alright, I laughed.
>>27102335
baconhair or ROYGBIV
>>27117371
NYX
>>27102335
What's up with that shading? It's uncanny as fuck
![Nyx_Assassin[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sRy9TS1.png "Nyx_Assassin[1].png")
>>27102348
>>27102380
>>27102385
>>27102397
>>27102450
>>27122282
>>27122282
>ITT: /d2g/
>>27121372
Go for it
K
>>27117477
>for the rest of the story
Please don't make it a short story, I'm digging it
Bing
Bong
>>27102335
Sunset Shimmer. Just so I can lie about human culture and get a handful of dat ass
>>27102335
I can't imagine having anything but a good time with Ponka babysitting. And I don't mean that in a sexual way. She's a big kidfag, she'd put 100% into having a fun time with you
>>27117442
Bump
Quick one
>>27117442
>Work, once again, took it's usual toll on you.
>It took fighting every fiber of your being to not walk straight home from the bus stop and pretend you didn't have a responsibility to take care of.
>The old lady went on and on about how wonderful your son was, and how much she enjoyed having him there.
>You didn't see it.
>Right now, all he did was get in the way, and put you on bad terms with a neighbor.
>On the bright side to all her jabbering, you did pick up a few tricks that would help manage him.
>Some toys would keep him busy.
>Making a schedule for feeding, changing, burping, and naps; and sticking to it would remove a lot of guesswork when crying happens.
>She even showed you a trick to get him to fall asleep faster, and you were all about making sure that he got his naps.
>She reassured you that breastfeeding was the best way to build trust and affection.
>And you reassured her that you were not about to breastfeed.
>The walk home presented plenty of opportunities to set the baby at a doorstep, and walk away.
Come on, it's nighttime. Any of these houses will due. Just pick one. No one will even know it was you.
>You did make a few attempts at approaching a house, but they were all cut short by something: a porch light would turn on before you could make it to the door, there would be a car driving by, or someone walking by.
>It didn't help that the baby had woken up, and would probably burst into tears the moment you left him.
>You made several brushes with ditching him, but wasted every chance you had by the time you got home.
>In reality, none of those things stopped you.
>You could have rang the doorbell to any of those homes, and sprinted away before anyone would have made it to the door.
>It's the same reason you didn't just leave him in the street.
>You sat down on the couch with him in your arms.
>You decided to try that trick the old lady showed you to get him to fall asleep.
>You place your hand on his head, and gently rub.
>>27121372
>Help! stranger danger!
Kek
>>27102376
That just leaves Rainbow Dash.
>>27127647
>He groans, and fusses, fighting to stay awake, but he succumbs to the comfort eventually.
"I still don't like you, and I can't wait to get rid of you, but you at least deserve to live someplace where people who want you around. Everyone does, really."
>You keep rubbing his head for good measure.
"I could leave you at a lot of places, but maybe they'd want you even less than I do, and just pass you on to someone else, or the authorities who would stick you in some orphanage, or send you back with your parents, who definitely don't want you, and you don't deserve that. You haven't done anything wrong except be a huge bother."
>You bring him to his basket in the bare room.
"And you probably don't deserve to have a crumbling basket for a bed."
>You do your best to fix the blanket for him, and set him in.
>A week went by.
>Every morning would start with crying.
>Everyday, you'd come home from work in a bad mood.
>The old lady would yammer on about how good your son was.
>You'd walk home with him, thinking about how much easier it would be, and how much more money you'd have if you just dumped the damn kid.
>But you never did.
>You wanted to leave him, but you did have some standards.
>Every night when he went to sleep, you'd go to the store to buy things that would make your life a little easier.
>A toy here and there, a spare shirt, a pacifier.
>You had even bought a small crib that you could sell to whoever took him in.
>He was starting to take a toll on your paycheck.
>Any money you had been saving up was being spent towards him.
>You needed to find a home for him soon before real sacrifices had to be made.
>>27125456
She has lived among humans for at least 3 years.
You'd have a better chance doing that with pone Twilight.
>>27128243
who said she couldn't feign ignorance?
>>27106634
Baby sitter Pinkie Pie
>You pick up your phone and call Sunset Shimmer
"Hey Sunset, can you feed a baby Cupcakes?"
>"No Pinkie, you can't." She says with an annoyed groan.
>Pinkie looks back at this small infant laying in the crib with frosting smeared across its face.
"Fuck."
>"I'm coming over." Sunset says, "Try not to kill it until I get there." She hangs up and starts to open her door. "I hate always having to clean up people's messes."
>>27109235
Can't an anon have a nice time with an mlp char without it having to be sexual?
Bump for more greens
>>27128583
>Can't an anon have a nice time with an mlp char without it having to be sexual?
>nice time with an mlp char without it having to be sexual?
>without it having to be sexual?
What are you, gay?
>>27102335
>"Anonymous! I'm leaving for my date tonight!
>You pull away from your high ranked MMR Dota 2 game instanteously and stomp up the basement stairs and see your adopted bitch of a mother Celestia who was wearing a slutty ass dress that made her ugly ass face look even worse.
>"LIKE HELL YOU ARE! WHAT ABOUT THOSE FUCKING TENDIES AND ORANGE SODA YOU PROMISED TO COOK ME? ARE ALL THESE GOOD BOY POINTS I'VE EARNED WORTH NOTHING YOU WHORE?"
>Celestia smiles and hugs you, "Oh I know you're upset because Mommy is leaving you for a little bit, but don't worry! I've brought a friend to watch you for tonight!"
>"I DON'T NEED A FUCKING BABYSITTER MOM!"
>"But its that girl from your class! Err...what was her name again?"
Who is your babysitter?
First reply wins.
>Pinkie Pie 0
>Applejack 1
>Fluttershy 2
>Rarity 3
>Rainbow Dash 4
>Twilight Sparkle 5
>Sunset Shimmer 6
>Vinyl Scratch 7
>Derpy Hooves 8
>Lyra Heartstring 9
>Flash Sentry dubs/trips.
>
>>27128740
roll
>>27128740
>Gary Oak
>>27128740
>>27128772
>"H-hi there Anon! It's me, Fluttershy!
>Oh great, its the fucking aspie dog fucker who is always talking about animal rights shit. Fucking great.
>"Well, now that you two have greeted one another, I'll just be on my way. Love you Anon! Be a good boy!"
>Celestia hugs you and blows you a kiss leaving you alone with Fluttershy.
>"S-so Anon. This is your house huh? It's really nice! I've got a lot planned for tonight so we can have a lot of fun together! Your mother won't be home for another four hours, so we've got the whole night to ourselves!"
>She reaches into her backpack as you cross your arms and tap your foot, feeling anxious and irritated from leaving your Dota 2 game. Not that you cared, fucking shitters were ruining your 0-15-2 Phantom Assassin match.
>"Look! I brought board games! Would you like to play?" Fluttershy pulls out "Operation, Monopoly, Twister, and Clue."
What will you do?
>Play a game (State which one)
>Go back to your room
>Assert your dominance in this household
>>27128810
Play twister. Awkward sexy strip twister.
>>27128810
>>27128826
>"FINE. Let's play Twister I guess. Like my night wasn't going fucking terrible already."
>Fluttershy claps her hands in excitement as she takes off her boots getting her socked feet all over your carpet. Fucking disgusting.
>"All right Anon, I'll set up the Twister mat in the living room. You go get the refreshments!"
>WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING BITCH JUST TELL YOU TO DO?
>You go to scream at her about being bossed in your own house, but you decided to keep it inside. Bitch will get hers in due time. Luckily, you weren't just an average /r9k/ NEET, but rather the King of NEETs, who hasn't even touched a girl before!
>You go to the kitchen and open the fridge, Hmm...Purple stuff, soda...All right Sunny D! You pour two glasses and grab a bag of chips.
>You walk back into the living room and see Fluttershy sitting on her knees in front of the Twister mat, smiling at you.
>"Thanks Anon. Since you did the hard work, I'll go first!"
>Fucking whore, you wanted to go first.
>She spins the spinner and lands on Right Hand and Blue. Fluttershy bends over and sticks her butt right in your face.
>"O-okay. Y-your turn Anon!"
What do you do?
>Spin the spinner
>Crawl underneath her
>Knock her over
>Dump Sunny D down her skirt
>Something else (please specify)
>>27128704 What's wrong about wanting to spend some time just playing a nice board game or video game with your wifu? Why does it always have to be about sex?
>>27128772
Damn was hoping for shimmer
>>27128868
Dump the d
>>27128868
>>27128945
>You get a horrible grin, a devlish grin that spread across your face. Fucking come into MY house and tell ME what to do will you?
>You take your finger and pull at the top of her skirt, revealing a white and pink clad buttocks.
>"Hey, Fluttershy, do you know what an eclipse is?"
>"Um...isn't that when the Sun and the Moon cross over each other?"
>"Yeah, but it's also what I'm doing right now."
>You pour both glasses of Sunny D down the back of her skirt, staining her white underpants as she quickly jolts up, holding her legs together like she had peed herself.
>"Haha, look at you, you looked like you pissed yourself!"
>"A-ANON! THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!" She cried, trying to find a blanket to dry the sweet orange flavored juice from her legs.
>"A-and I didn't bring a change of clothes!"
>"Well, maybe you shouldn't have agreed to babysit me!"
>"I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" Fluttershy cried as she ran to the bathroom and slammed the door.
>You feel something in your chest other than the occassionally chest pain from being incredibly overweight. You look down at the Twister mat, covered in Sunny D shame.
>"Heh, whatever. I don't even fucking care."
>You kick her backpack and various games and movies fall out, along with her diary.
What should you do?
>Go apologize
>Read her diary
>Throw all of it in the trash
>Grab your poop jug and throw it into the bathroom
>>27128980
This anon seems like kinda a dick from the start but let's read her journal
>>27128980
Apologize. Man the fuck up, Anon.
>>27129022
No, this character is a jerk. He can't just suddenly change personalities. Read the damn diary.
>>27129020
>>27128980
>Your devlish grin turns even more devlish as you reach your chubby fingers for her diary. Bet its full of stupid girl stuff like periods and shit.
>You decided to get even more wickeder, and went outside the bathroom door where Fluttershy was probably crying.
>You clear your throat and begin reading.
>"Dear Diary..."
>"Oh my God, Anon! Don't read my diary!"
>You hold the doorknob so she couldn't open it.
>"Today I got asked by Principal Celestia to Babysit her son Anon!"
>You chuckle even harder as you continue reading. The I's are dotted with hearts and there are smilely faces and hearts everywhere.
>"Yeah Anon of all people! That one boy who sits in the back of class, always by himself and nervousally talking under his breath."
>Your chuckle begins turning into a scowl as you begin to realize she's been judging you.
>"To be honest, I'm quite happy. He doesn't seem to socialize that often, and I knew what it was like having no one to talk to."
>You can hear Fluttershy wimper from behind the door.
>"Maybe, if I'm welcoming and friendly enough. He'll learn to come out of his shell and be my friend!"
>You slam the diary shut and sit in silent rage for a little bit.
>"Anon, are you mad?"
What do you do?
>Open the door and confront her aggressively
>Confront her passively through the door
>Run off crying to your room
>Open the door and piss all over her screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27129065
Confront her through the door. Reflect on howuch of a dick you've been.
>>27128914
>not wanting to sex your waifu
>>27129086
>>27129065
>You get the courage to speak up.
>"So...I guess you think I'm a loser huh?"
>"...Not at all Anon I just thought..."
>"What? Just because I don't have FRIENDS like you and your fucking normie friends?"
>You ball your hands into hammy fists.
>"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, I always see you seven, talking it up laughing having a good time."
>Your face begins turning red.
>"So what if I don't have those? Does that make me somehow LESSER than you? Well? DOES IT? AM I SO PATHETIC THAT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING BABYSIT SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE JUST SO HE CAN HAVE A FRIEND?"
>You close your eyes, trying to get rid of the hot tears from them.
>You notice that the door is open, and Fluttershy is standing over you, tears filling up in her eyes too.
>"A-anon...I don't think you're a loser..."
>You put your face into your knees and silently sob. You can feel her hand touch your back, and as you glance up, you see her breasts dangling inches from your face. You can even see down her shirt.
>You scootch your butt back, however she just keeps on walking closer to you.
>"Anon...talk with me. Please."
>She stands over your knees with arms open.
>You take the chance to peek up her skirt. The once orange stained underpants were nowhere to be found.
>You haven't actually seen one in real life, it's much different than what the furry porn websites depict.
>You put your face back into your knees and contemplate the situation.
What should you do?
>"Yeah, let's talk."
>Kick her in the cunt
>"I can see your vagina."
>Squirm and kick like a toddler
>>27129114
Talk but try to enjoy the view as long as possible.
>>27129212
>>27129114
>You keep your chin at knee level, while occassionally glancing upwards at the mound of twitching lady flesh.
>"Yeah okay. I'll talk, but on one condition."
>"Sure, anything Anon!"
>"Just make sure you stay right there. I get really claustrophobic and I appreciate my personal bubble of space."
>"Ohhhhhhhhh so THAT'S why you didn't want to play Twister!"
>You stare blankly at her and your eye dart back down to the insides of her skirt.
>"Yes. Exactly."
>Fluttershy sighs a breath of relief.
>"You know, you just could've told me that you were space shy Anon."
>"It's not that..."
>You cross your arms and look away for a bit.
>"I'm...everything shy. I'm people shy, friend shy, personal space shy..."
>You suddenly feel hands on your shoulders.
>You turn back and see her face close to yours.
>"Well, you can also have Fluttershy on that list too..."
>Your face turns red and you feel your heart beating faster and faster. Is this finally the heart attack that your doctor has warned you about?
>"Y-you t-too." You mumble underneath your breath.
>"I'm sorry Anon. I couldn't hear you."
>"Y...you t-too." You whispered louder.
>"A teensy bit louder Anon."
>You turn your face and yell at her.
>"YOU TOO."
>You suddenly feel your stomach drop and your chest turn to ice, there you go again. Blowing it like you do everything in your life. Here you were having a nice moment, but your piss filled demeanor from being an overweight miserable NEET ruined it again.
>You open your eyes and see Fluttershy literally inches away from your face, her eyes staring deep into yours, breathing deeply.
>You feel your heart racing again.
What should you do?
>"Get out of my comfort zone"
>Slap a bitch for being that close
>Go in for a kiss
>Akwardly laugh and suggest going back to playing games or something.
>>27129251
Go in for a kiss but chicken out like a bitch then laugh awkwardly.
>>27129263
>>27129251
>You bring your face closer to hers as her eyes quickly jolt in excitement and close slowly. Her lips pucker as if anticipating this very moment.
>Finally, after 18 years of never even touching a girl, you are finally going to lose your kiss virginity! Your palms begin sweating and you back off at the very last second.
>"Heh...um. Well, so maybe we can go back to playing Twister or something. I saw a whole bunch of movies in your back..."
>Fluttershy grabs your neckbearded cheeks and twists your face back to hers as she aggressively presses her lips against yours.
>You squirm in surprise, but are suddenly washed with a wave of happiness, someone who actually likes you. Like, like likes you. Not like a Like Like likes Link, but hey; close enough right?
>She pulls away from the lips embrace and blushes.
>"Anon. I haven't been entirely honest with you."
>Oh shit nigger.
>"You see, there was a secondary reason behind wanting to babysit..." She stops mid sentence and throws her hands in the air. "Well, alright not babysit but have an excuse to be alone with you for four hours."
>She slams her hands against the wall you are sitting against and stands over your knees again. At this point, you realize that she realizes the precarious situation that she was in, and the viewpoint that you have.
>"Anon. Do you think I LIKE hanging out with girls and animals all the time?"
>"Uh...well..."
>"OF COURSE NOT! And I have to listen to all of their 'Ohh, Flesh Sentry fingered me last night' and 'Darling, I sucked ten dicks last week.'
>You begin shifting uncomfortably as Fluttershy begins moving her socked foot closer and closer to your crotch.
>"EVEN RAINBOW DASH GETS LAID MORE THAN I DO!"
>She slams her hands on the wall again.
>"I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME ANON!"
>Her foot is now seated on your chest
What do you do?
>"I like you!"
>"You were using me?"
>"Nigga that's a foot"
>Try to run away
We Flutterrape now.
>>27128088
I was initially kind of perturbed that you deviated from expectation by neglecting to skip forward to toddler-Anon for his shenanigans, but this isn't about silliness or kinks anymore. This is touching on some feels.
I wait.
>>27129291
nope the fuck out. running away will make the rape even sweeter.
>>27102335
Rarity and apple jack are the best suited for the job due to them having younger siblings.
>>27128980
>>27129020
>>27129022
>>27129065
>poop jug
>>27129318
>>27129291
>You suddenly realize what was going on. All those Lifetime movies that your mom watched was actually happening right now.
>"Fluttershy I have to go..."
>"You aren't going anywhere Anon."
>Fluttershy presses her foot harder on your chest.
>"Please, I have anxiety."
>"I know. Don't you think I know? I have it too...its been pent up inside of me for so long Anon."
>She lowers herself onto your lap and rubs her face against your face.
>You can feel chills running up and down your body as does, and you desparetly try to wiggle out from underneath her.
>"Your desperation only makes me hotter Anon."
>Your eyes begin darting back and forth for something to stop this sex crazed teenager from taking your precious wizardhood.
>You see a foam sword and try to reach for it.
>You suddenly feel her socked foot on your arm and you stare up at her.
>Her legs were wide open as she put her hands on your hip.
>"Oh, such a naughty boy. Going to hit me with that foam sword?"
>With her free leg, she rubbed her socked foot over your face.
>"Such a naughty boy Anon. I'll have to punish you for that."
>Refusing to stop rubbing her foot over your body she descends it to your crotch, and begins apply pressure.
>"Please! Not like this!" You whimper.
>"Oh? But your body is saying yes isn't it?"
>She lowers her face toward your zipper and undoes your pants.
>Your erect cock springs from its bindings and almost hits her in the face.
>"See, he just wants to play Anon."
>She opens her mouth and lowers her head.
>"Luckily...I know a game we can play..."
Oh shit! She's about to suck your dick!
What do we do?
>Let it happen
>Dick slap her
>Attack her with the foam sword and run away
>PEE. PEE AS HARD AS YOU CAN
>>27129341
>let it happen
>run fingers through hair like a boss
>>27102650
I'd say it would be more like:
>Sunset tried using sex to get her way with people
>Got knocked up with you
>Quietly gave you up (see: tossed you in the dumpster during the prom)
>You're taken in by the cakes
>After Sunset's redemption, abandoning you ius her biggest regret and thinks your dead
>One day Pinkie is entrusted to babysit the Cakes' newest baby
>Sunset sees who it is
>[REGRET INTENSIFIES]
>Baby you cannot help but feel anger towards her your tiny mind cannot comprehend
>When she tries to get close you scream, kick, and punch
>Years go by and you can't explain why you hate that one friend of Aunti Pinkie's so much but just seeing her makes you want to punch in the faceand then hug her and cry
>>27129369
>>27129341
>You can't fight it anymore. You grab a hold of her hand and caress her scalp and she swallows your flagpole, sending jolts of pleasure up and down your body. The sensation is even better than your bad dragon pocket vaginas, and she gives off cute little grunts as she continues to bob faster on your member.
>"Oh my God...this feels...amazing!" You run your fingers through her hair, tickling her neck as you brush by it. She moans slightly at every touch, and she straddles you even tighter between her legs.
>You feel the rush of estacy running over you, as your vision begins to fade from blood courses through your veins.
>Suddenly it stops.
>You look down at Fluttershy, who looks up at you.
>"Anon. I just thought about it. It's kind of rude of me to suddenly take advantage of you."
>You look at her with a confused look on your face.
>"I want to know...if you would like to put it in me. Like...actually have sex."
>Your hairy jaw drops.
What do you do?
>FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY
>FUCK HER IN THE ASS
>FUCK HER IN THE MOUTH
>No thanks I don't like coffee
>>27129398im way too fucking tired to stay awake any longer
>>27129409
>>27129398
Its the end anyway.
>You grab ahold of her and slam her down onto your rock hard member, blasting through the hymen like The Kool-Aid Man blasting through a brick wall. You grind your throbbing member deeper and deeper inside of her as she moans and calls your name over and over again.
>You could feel her nails digging into your shoulder blades and you become so overcome with lust that you bite her side.
>"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"
>She begins slamming herself harder and harder onto you, fluids seeping everywhere on the carpeted floor.
>You suddenly feel it, the crescendo of a great climax, you buckle your legs and grasp down on her shoulders. You thrust faster and harder into her as her eyes roll into the back of her head.
>"LEORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY JENNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSS!"
>You cum with the fury of 6 million Jews trying to pick up a single penny. Fluttershy moans in echoed response. "OH MY GOD HE JUST WENT IN!"
>You both gasp for air as you remain connected, looking into each others eyes.
>"So...we're friends Anon?"
>"I'd like that Fluttershy. Can I have a hug to seal the deal?"
>"Hah. Normie." She scoffs as she embraces you in a warm sweaty hug.
>Suddenly the door swings wide open as Celestia walks in.
>"Well, THAT date was a total bust. Here I thought I was finally going to get some dick after a long time, and wouldn't you know it...he's fucking gay!"
>She freezes as she sees you and Fluttershy hugging and interlocked in clearly a sexual position.
>"Well. At least SOMEONE got laid." She scoffs as does a 360 and nopes the fuck out of her house.
>You look back at Fluttershy and kiss her deeply.
>You began opening up more, and eventually found even more friends, but no one quite as special as Fluttershy. You even became nicer around the house, which made your mother think better of you. You lost your wizardhood, but found a new magic.
>The Magic of Friendship.
The End.
Good End.
>>27129452
>You cum with the fury of 6 million Jews trying to pick up a single penny. Fluttershy moans in echoed response. "OH MY GOD HE JUST WENT IN!"
>now im imagining sweaty 'Shy in a tank top
glad i stayed up for this/10
>>27129452
Other possible endings
>Rape End
>You got anally raped and were a butt bitch for the rest of your life
>Bad End
>You scared off Fluttershy and remained friendless forever
>/r9k/ End
>Essentially Bad End, except you become Christian Chandler.
>>27129455
neat, glad we got good end.
Have some old green, lads
>>27102864
I'm still mad that was never finished.
>>27129452
That was great. 10/10
>>27121372
>This...Pinkie Pie person gets off you and looks confused
>It only takes her a second to realize what is actually happening
>"W-WAIT!"
>She begins to desperately scramble, attempting to muffle your screams
>She slams both of her hands on to your mouth
>"Please stop!"
>You try to roll her over, but with you being a kid and all, that didn't work out too well.
>After a few minutes of constant screaming, you finally surrender
>"Are you going to stop yelling at Pinkie now?"
>Too scared to give a proper answer, you just stare at her in the hopes she will get off you
>She releases her hands from you and goes to close the door
>She sighs
>You sit in the fetal position, reconsidering life
>Pinkie's eyes dart around the roomm
>She spots something, and it causes her face to become the sun
>Pinkie grabs the digestives and coke you dropped and hands them to you
>You slowly accept them like a filthy beggar on the street
>Pinkie leans in like a snake
>"You still haven't told me your name..."
>Eyeballing her, you finally build up the courage to speak
"It's A-anonymous, but my friends call me Anon."
>After saying that, you manage to get out of the fetal position
>When suddenly Pinkie leaps into the air like an untamed animal and screams
>"WE HAVE PROGRESS!"
>Aaand, you were right back to being a baby
>>27102335
bump
>>27131131
Moar.
Can we have more sunset baby drama?
bamp
>>27132775
Hopefully
>>27123272
Nyx guides me.
>>27132775
Soon.
>>27129455
>tfw didn't get anon to write a sonic pokemon crossover comic and to come out as transexual
>>27102335
>>27102362
Why the fuck would I want a babysitter?
>>27136380
Because it would be your waifu.
>>27102335
Shimsham is the objectively best choice, as shes the most likely to tell me stories about a real fantasy world she's been to.
>>27104480
>>mashed up food on a very young baby
enjoy your dead or dhiarea baby.
sunset should be smart enough to know what an orphanage is. why doesnt she just take the baby to the orphanage?
this story is contrived bullshit.
>>27102335
Rainbow dash, for wrasslin
So they eat meat in EQG right?
Want to know what sunset thinks about it.
>>27102335
I wanna be put to use on the farm so roll apples
>>27102335
bump
>>27137071
Any more issues with the story? Every bit of feedback helps.
>>27137790
I'm sure she's uncomfortable with it, but accepted that human are omnivores.
you don't belong on page 8!
Emergency bump
>>27137071
Because this would be a very short green if she just instantly gave him up
>>27139475
What if she became an omnivore after trying bacon one time thinking it was some strange new plant?
>>27142175
What if meat doesn't exist in EQG? That's why there are no fat people
>>27142727
Soda and cake should cause more fatness than meat ever could.
>>27142778
They work it off with random dance sessions
>>27102335
fluttershy, I would LOVE to be molested by her. twilight would be second
Spaghetti bump
>>27142727
Granny Smith and Mrs. Cake were kind of fat
>>27143610
Granny Smith is fat because she's old
Mrs. Cake is fat because she eats too many sweets
>>27128088
I hope you're not kill
Bomp
http://pastebin.com/LSXpUfUs
>27143014
Have you read this one yet?
Kid Anon and babysitter Fluttershy
>>27146206
He's dead, Jim
>>27102397
ITS SUPER NIGGER
>>27146240
Stay the course, the mission continues as planned.
He'll be here.
>>27103775
Ill do it for you
>get rainbow dash as your babysiter
>get trained like a fucking Olympic champion
>and if someone bullys you she'd probably kick their ass
>>27104008
I feel for her people always leave their babys at my door and i always have to throw it at them from my window when they leave my apartment building
>>27112740
Please for the love of sun butt someone make a full story green text based on this one
>>27146306
Oh, so he posts with the name outside of his general. Welcome to 4chan Fapman 2.0.
Bomp
>>27102335
bump
F5!!!
writefag died on his way back home that night.
>>27150696
I'm not ready to believe that
Durr
