Previous Thread: >>27066901
Twilight is your mom, and your other family members know about your fetishes and are going to make your life a living hell.
Mostly by replacing whatever you are fapping to.
>>27091175
magic
>>27091194
Yes by magic
what a weird ass choice of image, OP
>>27091175
And now for the pastebin.
The Sexual Adventures of Night Light Jr: http://pastebin.com/Gd0khm54
>>27091208
The main, or at least original, premise of the thread is that Twilight/Flurry Heart is replacing whatever is being fapped to with herself.
>>27091208
The idea is that Twilight is becoming whatever is being fapped to quantum leap style.
>>27091226
Like I said.... I'm going to return eventually. Maybe with a better outcome.
Bump for Flurry x Night Light
>>27091495
WeeabooFlurry
>>27091537
We need a picture of Weeaboo Flurry Heart
Bompo
>>27091690
Then I shall get you one, any suggestions?
>>27091997
Maybe her cosplaying as Yoko and her parents reacting to it.
>>27092009
Nothing about her appearing in a magazine/manga?
>>27092027
That could also work.
>>27092042
All right I'll think about it.
>>27091226
"You're kidding me."
>"No, I'm serious. I walked in on her on many occasions, and the shit I've seen is just astonishing."
"Oh come on! What could she possibly watch that could cau-"
>"Let me introduce you to hentai. I confiscated this from her travel bag."
>Cadence then pulled a book from her travel bag.
>Doesn't seem that bad.
>You decide to take a quick look.
....
....
....
....
"I was wrong.... I was horribly wrong. What the hell has your daughter become?"
>"Yes I know it's disgusting. But if she wants to do this then I'll let her. She'll get out of it eventually."
"What?! What makes you think she'll grow out of it?"
>"Easy... Shining Armor."
"Shining Armor? What makes him an example?!"
>"He used to read porn."
"What?! He would never do such a thing."
>"Have you never met anyone who reads porn or at least saw any tells of it?"
....
....
....
"I really am uneducated in these things."
>>27092369
Aw yea, update! When do we see Nighty again?
>>27092369
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You and Api just finished a giant lunch over at the house.
>But you feel now is the best time to go home.
>Api decides to tag along....
>Because reasons.
>Api looks as if she was satisfied with the huge amount of food she ate.
>As for you, you ate so much you feel like going to sleep.
"Api.... why does your family feed me so much."
>"Have you even seen yourself? You barely have any meat on those bones."
"So your family plans to fatten me up? What do you guys plan on eating me or something."
>"Why must you always stereotype my family to be nothing but redneck murderers?"
"I don't mean to.... Api..... can I rest for a few minutes... I'm feeling really tired."
>"Oh come on it's just a few more minutes til you get home."
"I think... I'm going to sleep as soon as I get home."
>You then finally reach home.
>You get to the front door.
>Api knocks as loud as she can.
>You then see your cousin answer.
>"Yes?", Flurry curiously answered.
>"Oh... there you are Nighty! I was wondering where you went all day."
>Your cousin then notices Api.
>Aside from your sister she's never seen you with a girl before.
>She giggles a bit.
>"And who is this little lady? You're fillyfriend?"
>"Fillyfriend?!", Api spouted out.
"I'm not her colt friend.... I'm.... tired...."
>You finally go unconscious.
>As you fall face first on the floor to catch some rest.
>>27092674
Yay thank you so much.
>>27092674
>Be Flurry Heart.
>You just witnessed your cousin collapse on the floor.
>Oh Celestia!
>What Happened?!
>Is he dead?
>Don't panic!
>Maybe if we collect 7 Dragon Balls....
>Damnit Flurry!
>This is not one of your anime!
>You can't bring him back from the dead.
>"Excuse me?"
>What do you tell your aunt.
>Hi aunty Twilight your son just fucking died in front of me.
>"Excuse me...."
>He was so young as well!
>He never even had a fillyfriend!
>"Excuse me!!"
>You break away from your thoughts.
>You turn to the little filly asking for your attention.
>"Would you mind helping me take Nighty to his room. He should really start sleeping on his own bed."
>Oh.... he's sleeping.
"Uh... sure.... little filly."
>"I'm not that little."
"Oh.... sorry."
I might write something tomorrow, but I'm not going to follow Kilala's universe as strictly.
>>27092799
>You, along with the assistance of the little filly, decide to take your baby cousin to his little bed.
"Thanks again for bringing him back home."
>"No problem. We are honorary cousins to a degree."
"Oh.... you must be one of the Apples."
>"Eeyup! Api Apple. I maybe small but I can do some hard work around the house."
>You couldn't help coo at her because she was so kawaii.
"You're working so hard and you're such a young filly."
>"...... I'm 10."
...
...
...
...
>OMGSHE'SSOADORABLE!SHE'SLIKEALITTLECHIBI!IFSHEWEREANANIMECHATACTERSHEWOULDSOBEWAIFUMATERIAL!IJUSTWANTTOGLOMPHERSOMUCH!!
"Sorry... my mistake."
>"Nah it's OK. I'm already used to ponies getting my age wrong due to my size."
>you feel as if you need to do something for the mistake.
>You know!
"How about I make us some tea?"
>"Nah, you don't have to do tha-"
"I insist. Besides... not many ponies can say they had tea with the Princess of the Crystal Empire."
>Actually a lot of ponies in Neighpon can.
>"Well I guess it wouldn't hurt to have one cup."
"Fantastic! I'll go make it!"
>You then leave to make the tea.
>>27092990
Thank you so much for this.
>>27092990
>Now first start off boiling some water.
>While that's going on you look through your collection of anime flavored tea bags you got from your last trip to Neighpon.
>You already know which one your using on yourself.
>The one based off your husbando, Rupony Kenshin.
>You remember when you first watched this series.
>Starring the samurai, Rupony Kenshin. A samurai warrior known for murdering millions back then now changed to being a kind gentle soul.
>How he protected a young mare trying to save her dojo from a group of frauds trying to take it by force.
>The swordsmanship.
>The drama.
>The romance.
>Oh how you wish you can be in Kaoru's shoes right now.
...
...
...
>Oh yeah, you have a guest to give tea to.
>You look through your tea packets again to find something suitable for her.
>You find one you think she might like.
>It has a cat on it.
>Kids like cats.
>You then continue on making the tea.
>>27093172
I'm sorry I've been busy let me read up now, your story is great.
>>27092674
Gosh what a wimp
He needs to get /fit/.
>>27092799
Well with Spike you got two dragon balls already.
>>27093172
Oh shit
Neighpon = Nippon
It took me a while to get that.
>>27091175
>Dat Twi
>>27093489
This. Also, how much do you think Night Light can bench?
>>27093503
Kek
page7 bump
>>27093172
>Rupony Kenshin
>Husbando
Why not DIO?
>>27093172
>Rupony Kenshin.
>Not Kenshin Himura
....
She must be a real weeb to get his name completely wrong.
>>27093172
>After a few minutes the tea is done.
>You bring your guest the cup of tea you promised her.
>You decide to make conversation.
"So how did my dorky cousin get to knowa cute filly such as yourself?"
>"How did we meet? Let's see... about 4 years ago."
"Ooh..."
>So this relationship is 4 years in the making.
>"It was on Nightmare Night, Nighty was in our haunted corn maze. He was scared stiff. Afraid of any sound that was coming towards him."
"Ooh! Let me guess, he cried for mommy and then you appeared to aid him out of the corn maze."
>"Only half about what you said was true."
>Only half?
>He must of been braver than you thought.
>"Anyways, he was there crying for his mum. I thought it was my perfect chance to chance to scare the heck out of him. I volunteered to scare ponies at the time. So I approached him. Wanting to make him pee his pants in fear. Then when I finally made my move and scared hi-"
"He ran through the corn towards his mom?"
>"You need to learn to stop interrupting when ponies are telling stories."
"Sorry."
>"Anyways, how he reacted really threw me off my guard. Because when I scared him.... he punched me."
>You couldn't help but spit out your precious husbando tea.
>The thought of Nighty punching sompony...
>A filly no less.
>It really caught you off guard.
>>27095187
Yay
>>27095187
>Night Light has a history of assault on females
Ooooh
>>27095187
>You were expecting more of a more lovey dovey story than what you just heard.
>Like one of your school girl slice of life anime.
>But no.
>Turns out Nighty punched the poor little filly.
>"I knew the poor bloke did it out of fear... but there was no way I was going to forgive him so easily. After that he kept apologizing to me for two weeks straight. After a while though I started forgiving him. We sorta became friends after that."
>As kinda off putting as it was, you did find it to be a cute story so far.
>It's like a Son Goku and Chi Chi love story.
"So I'm guessing you two are like a couple now."
>"Ha! He wishes! I don't like Nighty that much anyway."
"Not even a hint of love?"
>"In the famous words of my uncle Mac, Nope."
>Really?!
>But they had such a cute (again gokuxchichi wise) backstory.
>How are they not a couple?
>"Anyways with what he was doing earlier today, he ain't ever going to get a fillyfriend."
>Wait...
>What did she mean by that?
"Umm.... what was he doing earlier?"
>"Wanking in the fields."
...
...
...
"What's wanking?"
>"Huh?"
"I don't ever know what that word means."
>"Do I really have to explain it?"
"I guess..."
>Api then gave out a sigh of annoyance.
>"OK... Wanking is when a stallion takes his pecker... and starts rubbing the shit out of it."
"HE WAS MASTURBATING IN THE FIELDS?!?!"
>>27095294
>bloke
May as well make Api a skinhead guy, throw him down into the pub and call him Paul.also she's a fucking snake
>>27095294
>You cover your mouth.
>You realize your scream might have been loud enough for all on Ponyville to hear.
>Hopefully that's not the case.
>Be Flash.
>You were busy talking to your brother-in-law\Commander Shining Armor.
>It was mostly about how Starburst was doing and far she was in training.
>You then heard a loud scream.
>"HE WAS MASTURBATING IN THE FIELDS?!?!"
>The two of you stop when you heard those words.
"Sir.... what was that?"
>"I think that was my daughter?"
"What the heck was she screaming about?"
>"Judging from the context from that sentence, it could be one of two things... She's reading hentai again.... or she caught one of our guards jacking off."
"You still never explained what hentai was."
>"Trust me on this one Flash, you don't want to know."
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You were talking with Cadence about a touchy subject.
>Although you are in denial that your son is indeed reading porn, the thought still lingers.
>You then hear something from the distance.
>"HE WAS MASTURBATING IN THE FIELDS?!?!"
"What was that?!"
>"It sounded familiar.... but I don't think it was something that major."
>Be Celestia.
>You were busy having tea with your sister.
>You obviously had a lot to do later but it wasn't that important.
>Now spending time with your sister is very important to you.
>You both were taking a sip of tea when all of a sudden.
>"HE WAS MASTURBATING IN THE FIELDS?!"
>You and your sister were quite shocked by the loud noise.
>"Dear sister, what was that blairing scream we just heard?"
>You give out a sigh.
"That would be the heir to the Crystal Empire."
>Be Starburst
>It's early in the morning.
>Not time to get up just yet.
>Suddenly you hear a loud noise.
>"HE WAS MASTURBATING IN THE FIELDS?!?!"
>You just roll around in your bed.
>"Nothing new I heard all day."
>>27095502
>Shining
"Eeyup she's watching porn again."
>Cadence
"Just ignore it. It's just a phase."
>Celestia
"Our future ruler of the Crystal Empire."
>Starburst
"I don't give a shit."
>>27095502
Just perfect. Your story is golden.
>>27095502
Going to do more later.
Keep this fucking thread alive.
Will Starlight or Sunburst appear in this story?
>>27095294
I assume she knows what the word fapping is though.
>>27095502
Man, NL-Junior's life sure does suck ass right about now.
At this point, his only real hope is to start jerkin it everywhere and hope he's living in a porno.
>"Hey, Flurry Heart, like what you see?"
>"Oh my Celestia! I cannot believe ... that you're doing it all wrong~!"
>>27095502
>everyone in ponyville knows that he masterbated in the fields now.
Thanks Flurry.
>>27097889
If the thread premise is to be followed, the next time he faps is gonna be horrible.
>>27097986
Technically, she never mentioned it was Night Light Jr.
>>27097415
Not making any promises.
I already mentioned that Icy was going to be in the story and ended up replacing him with Api.
So I'm not stating anything.
>>27095502
>this entire post
This story is great
>>27099913
Well aren't you special
>>27099913
Look at all that Ctrl + V.
How much do you guys want to bet that these two end up getting together in the end?
Bompo
"It doesn't look like you are studying!"
>>27101230
I am....I swear!
>>27094944
Bitch please!
Pony Elric is best anime pony!
>>27091175
Fuck that is hot.
>>27101953
Pony Elric is overrated.
Bompo
I am tempted to start writing something tonight, but I wasn't sure if I should bother waiting to finish up my pics or not.
>"All right Mr. Fappy Pants, time for school."
Moar when!?
>>27095502
>Be Night Light Jr
>You were sound asleep.
>Enjoying the peace and quiet.
>Having somewhat erotic dreams about you and Pixel.
>Nothing could go wrong.
>"HE WAS MASTURBATING IN THE FIELDS?!?!"
>You junp out of the bed from that one scream.
>Holy shit that was loud!
>Who would scream that loud about finding out someone masturbated in... the fields.
>Oh FUCK!
>Someone knows!
>This is bad!
>This is really bad!!!
>You have to destroy the evidence!
>You look under the bed.
>You have to destroy them now.
>"Looking for these?"
>You look up.
>It better not be who you think it is.
>You turn around.
>You see the old clerk float floating outside your window.
>Around him are the other three porno mags.
>"Now you weren't thinking about destroying these were you?"
"I have to! The whole town now knows about my addiction! I can't let them see that I really am a pervert!"
>"hmm.... OK."
"And I am not keeping them this ti-.... wait OK."
>"I'll take these three off your little hooves."
>It's a miracle!
>He's finally taking them back from you!
>"And I'll give you this envelope instead. Trust me you'll just love the contents."
>The old clerk then gave you a document envelope.
>"I hope you have fun with this one."
>The old clerk then floated.
>Possibly a sign that the bastard is dead.
>You look at the envelope.
>Your curious about the contents inside.
>Although you probably got a clear idea in your head.
>But your sick curiosity gets the better of you.
>You open the envelope.
>All it seems to be in it is a piece of paper.
>What harm could it do.....
>You look at it in both horror and bliss.
>Because it's one of Api's commisions.
>And not just any commision.
>It's the one with you and Pixel.
>>27102802
Up to you.
>>27103212
That bastard.
>>27103212
>It's as if this stallion knows your weakness.
>What does he do stalk you all day?!
>You try to avert your eyes from it...
>But you can't.
>It's a picture of you and Pixel Bit.
>A very sexualized picture of you and Pixel Bit.
>One that really suits your fantasies.
>It's the very thing you desire to do if you two become coltfriend and fillyfriend.
>You really can't look away from this.
>You then start jacking off.
>You use your hooves to jack off this time and carry the picture with your magic.
>No way are you getting this dirty.
>You continue to rub and rub.
>Getting turned on by the very thoughts of Pixel licking your stallion hood as she exposes to you her marehood.
>It pleases you.
>You are enjoying every second of these fantasies.
>You then finally spread your seed out of your cock.
>You breath heavily.
>You remain smiling.
>If anything it's the best session you had.
>"Night Light Jr!"
>"My Picture!"
>Oh....
>They're still here.
>>27103319
It is funny because the crush with Pixel Bit is one-sided, mostly because Nighty is massively introverted.
>>27103319
Oh god this is hot.
>>27103319
>You turn around in horror.
>You know who's behind you and they're mad as hell.
>You see Api Apple and your cousin Flurry Heart.
"Heh heh.... hi girls"
>"Don't 'hi' me mister!", Flurry scolded, "I thought you said you going to moderate your personal you time!"
"I was! But then I saw this really good picture."
>"Which belongs to me!", Api said as she checked on it, "You better not have splooged all over it!"
>Flurry inspected the artwork.
>And was left in shock and horror.
>"Wait! That's your's?!", Flurry asked.
>"Yeah?", Api replied.
>"You can't just call him a pervert when you're one youself!", Flurry scolded as well.
>"I'm an open pervert though.", Api replied, "There's a difference between perverts like me and him."
>"The fact of the matter is that you're both little perverts!", Flurry interjected.
"Aren't you technically one as well Flurry?"
>"Well.... I..... I'm older and more responsible."
>Both you and Api had to call this one out.
"Bullshit!"
>The three of you kept on arguing.
>Saying who is more in the wrong.
>Who's fault it really is.
>And why the fuck are you even arguing?!
>Suddenly you hear a knock comming from the entrance door.
>While Api and Flurry were busy arguing, you decide to see who it is.
>It's probably mom.
>You answer the door.
"I'm so glad that you're home right mmmmmmmmmoooooooooo....... oh mama..."
>You then see her.
>The apple of your eyes.
>The heavenly angel.
>Pixel Bit.
>"Hi Nighty, Api's mom told me she was here. I was wondering if she still was."
>You stood there staring at her for a bit before replying.
"Oh... umm.. she is still here! Just excuse me for one second."
>You then close the door for a bit.
>You run towards your room.
>You see that Api and Flurry are still arguing.
"Both of you shut the fuck up and leave my room! There's something I gotta do!"
>"What are you going to jerk off to Pixel Bit again?", Api snarkingly remarked.
"No! I plan on getting a date with Pixel Bit now!"
>>27103319
Fuck
>>27103846
This is so embarrassing, LOL.
Thank you nighty for this story.
>>27103319
I feel so bad, his entire move into puberty is going to scar him for life.
>>27103212
Was that Flurry using her alicorn scream?
>>27103846
>You scoot the two out of your room.
>You then go to a secret area of your room.
>There you find an assortment of items for the perfect date.
>Cologne that you brorrowed from your dad.
>Enough bits for a dinner and a movie.
>And a comb.
>You spray a bit of the cologne on you.
>Comb your hair to be nice and perfect.
>You then take the bits.
>You then head back downstairs to meet your one true love.
>You then see she is now leaving with Api Apple.
>She's leaving?!
>No!
>Not like this!
>You have to ask her out at least once!
>You run to catch up with her.
>After reaching up you try to get her attention.
"HEY! PIXEL!"
>Pixel then looks back to see you.
>"Oh look Api. Nighty's back.", Pixel says.
>"Oh... Great.", Api says.
>You finally catch up.
>You go to her.
>You give out a sexy smile.
>You then get down on one knee.
"My dear Pixel Bit. Would you mind going on a date with me."
>"Why Nighty.... of course I will!"
....
....
....
>But that was only how it pkayed out in your mind.
>Now here's what actually happened.
"Hey... Pixel.... will you... will you.... Hold on... I need to catch my breath."
>"Are you OK Nighty?", Pixel asked.
>You finally catching your breath.
"Sorry... Pixel Bit.... will you go on a-"
>"Actually this is great, we need someone like Nighty.", Pixel stated.
"R-really?!"
>"You're not serious are you?", Api asked her friend.
>"Yeah.", Pixel replied.
>Pixel then pulled from her satchel a book titled, "The Guide on How to Host the Perfect Sleepover".
>"It says here that we want to have more fun playing You truth or dare, we need two stallions or colts, one that's straight and one that's gay. Nighty will you be our colt?"
>Truth or dare?
>You heard of this game.
>It always seemed interesting to you.
>Mostly because it really becomes sexual after a while.
>So... why not.
"Yes Pixel! I will be your stallion."
>"Yes!", Pixel cheered, "We got our gay guy!"
>And now you immediately regret your dicision.
>>27104355
I hope he doesn't masterbate on the date.
>>27104355
Nighty can't seem to catch a break from all the lewdness.
>>27104355
That poor kid.
I agree with this guy >>27103992
He's going to have a tough traumatic path to pyberty.
>>27104558
Soon enough, his mom and cousin are going to make the porn he looks at very awkward.
When is the magazine jumping gonna happen in the story?
>>27104355
Going to write more tomorrow.
Until then see ya!
>>27104919
Will the magazine jumping happen soon?
>>27104939
>>27104871
y'all needta chill, it'll get there when it gets there
>>27104939
As mentioned before.
I will make no promises.
>>27105023
I love your story bro. I guess I was just hoping for it because it was the original premise of the thread.
Still amazing story tho.
>>27103846
Holy shit this is like one of my Japanese animes.
>>27104355
>Pixel Bit brings up the "Masterbating in the fields" sound
page 8 bump
Night Light Jr is going to be one very sexually confused adult
>>27106456
That he is child.....
The he is.
>>27105180
That would suck.
>>27104355
>Be Api Apple
>It seems tiny dick wants to play Truth or dare with you guys.
>What makes this better he's condused for the gay guy.
>Oh how hilarious this is going to be.
>Although that cologne he decided to put on is really starting to get to you.
>It really stinks.
>Not to mention clogging your nose.
>You don't remember why Flurry Heart came with you.
>Maybe it was to chaperone her cousin or get a laugh or two from him trying to act gay.
>Oh yeah, forgot to mention that.
>Tiny dick is trying way to hard to act gay.
>It's kinda insulting to gay ponies everywhere.
>Meanwhile, you're trying to think of something embarrassing for him to do.
>We finally reach our destination.
>My Mom's old club house.
>Already inside we see Echo and Icy Storm ready to play.
>Now this is an interesting cast of characters.
>A gamer.
>The cool colt
>The sports girl
>The average joe (your's truely)
>And the gay guy.
>Now all we need is a crazy psychopath and we have ourselves a horror movie.
>>27107972
Yay
>>27107972
Haha he is called tiny dick.
>>27107972
>"Alright I think we need to get in a cricle.", Pixel stated.
"A circle? Why a circle?"
>"Because it's in the rules Api.", Echo stated.
>"That's not how I played it.", Flurry argued, "I remember playing this game on a square table once."
>"But the book states we have to be in a circle.", Pix read, "It better for us to see everyone."
>Well Flurry got into another argument with kids somehow.
>How old is she again?
>You then notice Nighty talking to Icy.
>Probably trying to flirt with him or something.
...
...
...
>Be Night Light Jr
>"So what is it that you wanted to talk with me about?", Icy whispered.
"Please help me! I joined this game because I thought I was going to be the straight guy but I somehow became the gay guy, but I don't want to be known as the gay guy because it will ruin my chances of being with Pixel Bit, and I'll never be able to date her, and I'll never marry her, and we'll never have a beautiful kid named Tabletop, an-"
>Icy then covers your mouth.
>"I get the picture."
>You then give out a muffled plea.
"Will you help me then?"
>"Sure.... but one question."
"Go ahead ask away."
>".... So you're not gay?"
"Of course not! Why does everyone assume that?!"
>"Well I did hear from a couple of sources that you liked my flank."
>It's official.
>Whoever the fuck started that rumor is going to feel your righteous fury upon them.
...
...
...
>Be Api Apple
>After what felt like hours of argueing, you all went to an agreement that the crowd should indeed sit in a circle.
>It's the best option among the two.
>Pixel then calls upon everyone to gather around.
....
....
....
>"Wait who goes first?", Tiny dick asked.
>Pixel then brings up the rules again.
>"It states here that it should be the youngest.", Pixel stated, "Which means Api goes first."
>You put on a sly smile.
>You know what you're going to do.
"Hey Night Light, Truth or Dare?"
>>27108228
THIS BITCH
>>27108228
"I am totally not gay, let me just get my stash of porn back from that weird book store guy"
>>27108228
Pick dare!
>>27108228
Gosh this has gotta be so awkward.
>>27108228
>Be Night Light Jr
>This is a fine pickle you're in.
>On one hand you could chose truth.
>But she'll most likely say something about the porn.
>But then there's dare.
>Dare is obviously going to be the worst choice.
...
...
...
>But what if shr wasn't ready for dare.
>What if she was only prepare for only truth questions.
>This could actually work to your advantage.
>And maybe a bit of reverse psychology will help as well.
"Well Api which do you think I should."
>"Well I am hoping you would pick truth."
>Aha!
>She is wanting you to only pick Truth.
>This will ruin her day.
"Then I pick dare."
>"OK, I dare you to compare dick sizes with Icy, loser has to leave it revealed throughout the whole game."
...
...
...
>You bitch...
>You can't really blame her though.
>You played into her hands.
>>27108488
>Underaged
>Comparing dick sizes
>>27108488
Aren't their dicks kind of always visible?
>>27108488
>hands
>>27108488
Way to give it away Api.
I would like Twilight as my mom.
>>27108488
>Whatever those are anyways.
>You just heard your mom and Lyra say it once in a while.
>You are completely nervous.
>Not only are you doing something that is completely gay, but you're doing it in front of mostly girls.
>You're sweating bullets.
>You apparently have to do this because the book says you can't back out.
>You get your shaft ready.
...
...
...
>You lost horribly.
>I mean wow.
>You couldn't even compete.
>You begin sulking as you know your member is being exposed for the rest of this game.
>Probably to be mocked at.
>It's now your turn.
>You now have to have your revenge on this bitch for what she did to you.
>But how?
>You got it!
"Api, Truth or Dare?"
>"Dare!"
>Just as planned
"I dare you to show your friends all the porn you made of us!"
>Everyone gasped and looked at Api.
>Now she was sweating bullets.
>"F-fine."
>She then went to her shoebox.
>She grabs one commision from each section.
>She gives everyone one sheet.
>The audience around you had mixed feelings.
>Pixel and Icy were kinda disgusted.
>Flurry seemed to be really enjoying it, as shown through her wings.
>As for Echo.... she didn't give a shit.
>You now feel like you've won this one.
>But it was Api's turn now.
>She gave out what seemed to be an evil laugh.
>She then looked at you.
>"OK Nighty... Truth or Dare."
"Truth."
>"How much did you enjoy masturbating to Pixel today?"
>Oh it is on!
>>27109203
Are we skipping the other turns or is it just the two of them playing?
>>27109203
Oh LOL, I would assume he would know what hands were, just that Api doesn't use them.
>>27109203
>one of their parents comes and stops whatever is going on
>>27109203
>Of course you know.
>This means war.
>You both keep challeging each other.
>Trying to see who is the bigger pervert.
>Basically making it to where everyone else can't play.
>Though they don't seem to mind it.
>They seem to be enjoying it.
>Especially Flurry.
>Who really should have stopped this by now.
>You're willing to bet that she thinks this is good Hentai or something.
>At this point you don't see why you're both not hate fucking at this point.
>Back to the game though, it goes back to your turn again.
"Truth or Dare Api!"
>"Dare!", She accepts.
>Before you can say anything you are interrupted.
>"OK, I think you two have had enough turns ", Echo said.
>"I don't know Echo, maybe I made mistake playing this game in general.", Pixel said.
>"I'm surprised those two went on for this long.", Echo said.
>"No! Don't stop! It was getting good!", Flurry continued.
>"I don't know... I think I had enough pf this game today." Pixel said, "I've learned too many things from my friends already."
>"Can we at least listen to Nighty's last dare then Api can pick someone else.", Flurry insisted.
>"Yeah Nighty... what's your last dare?", Api insisted.
>This is it!
>You're going to embarrass the living hell out of her.
"Alright Api... My last dare... I dare you..."
>"Hey Api, can you try to keep it down a bi-"
"TO SHOVE THAT WHOLE HOOF DOWN YOUR VAG!"
>Everyone froze.
>It was then you noticed that someone else has entered the room.
>You turn around in fear to see none other than Api's mom.
>Needless to say.
>You're fucked.
>>27109453
Applebloom's Face When she hears Nighty's dare.
>>27109453
Going to take a break.
>>27109453
Hahaha
>>27109379
I knew it.
>>27109453
Nighty is about to be cleansed from the planet
>>27109453
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You and Cadence just got home from shopping.
>You two plan in making pasta with a home made sauce.
>Although you are still talking about your son's condition.
"I don't know... what if he does something completely perverted because of all of this."
>"Come on Twilight, he's not going to do something perverted because he read one mag. The most he'll do if anything is just jack off or make a sex joke once or twice."
"Are you positive about that?"
>"Trust me Twilight, he's not going to.... I don't know, ask a filly to hoof herself or something like that."
>You then hear a knock coming from your door.
"I'll get it."
>You answer the door.
>It's Applejack.
>"Hey Twilight.", she said sounding a bit serious.
"Hey Applejack... what's wrong?"
>"Well mah sister is wanting to see you... and she has your son hog tied up."
"What?!?! Why is Nighty hog tied?! Whatever that word means!"
>"Well according to Applebloom, he was demanding Api to... ehem, hoof herself."
....
....
....
"I'll be right over."
>You get out the door, but before you do.
"Cadence.... order pizza. I don't feel like cooking anymore."
>You then immediately take to the skies and go to Sweet Apple Acres.
>>27110112
Wow that was a short break.
>>27110112
This is one of the most hilarious MLP stories I have ever read, and that includes official stuff.
>"Oh, but I shouldn't be the one to judge, I mean it is YOUR parenting that made him end up this way."
>>27110112
>Be Night Light Jr
>You've been hog tied by Applbloom.
>You wait for your mother to arive.
>But don't worry Flurry Heart's with you.
>Sitting with you durring this awkward situation.
....
....
....
>"Why did you have to say that Nighty?", Flurry asks in annoyance.
"Hey! You were the one who was wanting it to continue again!"
>"Well... you should have known that I wasn't a responsible adult."
"BULLSHIT! You claimed earlier that you were!"
>"Well you shouldn't have listened to me."
>You sigh out of annoyance.
>You then hear the door open.
>Mom's hear!
>Maybe she'll listen to reason.
>You then see her burst in.
>"NIGHT LIGHT JR?! YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!!"
>And her hair's on fire.... that can't be good.
>She then levitates you.
>"YOU TOO FLURRY, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU MOM!"
>Yeah...
>Good luck trying to reason with this.
...
...
...
...
...
>It was an awkward flight back home.
>You didn't know what was going to happen.
>You were still hog tied.
>You wait for Twilight to come out of your room after a quick search.
>You knew exactly what she was looking for.
>But she'll never find it.
>You gave it all to that one strange store pony.
>So you should be clean.
>You then see Twilight come out your room.
>She then carries something out your room with her magic.
>You can't believe your eyes.
>You completely forgot about this one.
>It's the first one you picked up willingly.
>The one starring the chello player.
>"Care to explain this Nighty?"
....
....
....
"I thought it was an autobiography."
>>27110417
>Applbloom
Also Flurry and Nighty are great.
>>27110417
Couldn't he just teleport away, I know he is more like Sunburst in terms of magical prowess, but I would imagine he could do that.
>>27110417
autobiography
ha a good try.
>>27110417
>Mom's hear
Should be changed to here.
>>27110485
He would still be hog tied though.
>>27110417
This is great, I love the awkwardness and I love Twi being a parent.
>>27110417
Inb4 she guesses that is why he acted awkward around Pinkie and Rainbow.
>>27110417
>"Don't you dare lie to me!"
"But it's true! I think it was an autobiography as first."
>"Nighty! This is sold only in the "Adults Only" section! There is no way they would most likely put this in an "Autobiography" section! I should know, I used to be a librarian."
"OK I did get it from that section but-"
>"No buts Nighty! In fact, no books, no spelltraining, no magic, no tv, and no going outside for the rest of the week! You're grounded!"
"But you didn't even hear my side of the-"
>"I don't need to hear anyone's side. I've heard enough. Now go to your room, you're sleeping without dinner tonight."
>Twilight then marched off.
>You try to get to your room.
>But again hog tied.
>Twilight then walked back in and untied you.
>"I should at least do that for you."
"Thanks mom."
>"You're welcome. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!"
>You then head back into your room.
>It's kind of a good thing you had a big lunch today so it makes it easier for you to sleep without dinner.
>But the guilt that your mom has given you is kinda making it hard for you to sleep.
>>27110705
>Luna hops into his dreams to talk about his dilemma.
>>27110734
>he thinks that, but then he realizes it is a construct that just wants to make out with him
>>27110705
Nighty should tackle or somehow get that bookseller to reveal himself to his parents.
>>27108540
They are tiny horses. They have a sheath...
>>27092310
I wonder where that artist went?
>>27110379
I'm going to honest.
I laughed at that.
>>27110850
Better yet photograph him covertly.
>>27110705
>based twimom is mad at you because you were a bad colt
Feelsbadman
>>27110705
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>After a long dinner you head off to bed with your husband.
>You're still angry that your son decided to hide porn from you.
>Not only that but what he did earlier today.
>How he just asked a filly to pleasure herself in front of him.
>It just like you said when you had that talk to Cadence.
>You then angrily get on your bed.
>You toss and turn for a bit trying to get comfortable.
>But you're so irritated that you can't.
>Your husband is starting to get concerned.
>"Twilight... are you OK."
"Yes Flash... I'm OK."
>"Doesn't seem like it."
"It may not look at it but I am!"
>Flash then rubbed your shoulders a bit.
>"You look tense... do you need a small massage to calm down."
"I'M FUCKING CALM FLASH!!"
>He backed away a bit.
>"Sorry....."
>You finally realize that you are indeed fuming mad.
>You then let out a sigh.
"I'm sorry Flash... it's just... I failed to see the signs earlier and now my son's now a pervert...."
>"Twilight... there are no signs for this kind of behavior. I know what Night Light did was wrong and I'm disappointed as well."
"Disappointed? You're only disappointed with him?!"
>"I'm going to tell you the same thing as time, I was a pervert when I was his age. Made the same mistakes he made... except his last event. Celestia knows what my parents would have done back then. But then I decided to just give up on that habit. Now look at me. I'm a married stallion with a beautiful wife and two amazing foals. We're not going to stay with that bad habit all the time Twilight."
"But what if he doesn't let go of that habit?"
>"Then let him learn the hard way. The consequences of his actions."
"Let me guess. This is also from experience?"
>"You'd be surprised how many times this face has been socked by a mare."
>You let out a sigh.
"You know what... I'm going to sleep, I've had enough drama to get a few laughs out of you."
>Flash gave out a small chuckle.
>"Alright Miss Grumpy Pants."
"Keep it up, you'll be sleeping on the couch.
>>27111397
>as time
Should be changed to
>as last time
>>27111397
Twilight is too paranoid to let him learn the hard way.
>>27111427
I blame my phone and my lack of attention for my typos.
Bompo.
>>27111397
>flash
A shame, really. It was almost a good story
>>27111702
It is based on existing "canon". He is a minor character in the story anyway.
>>27111397
Flash shares his porn with Nighty.
>>27111728
>Minor character.
>Had a segment where we had ymto be him.
>>27112186
Well Nighty is our main protagonist...and besides Flash has been pretty cool in this story so far.
>>27111397
Still waiting for Twimom teleporting into porn magazineit's not gonna happen isn't it? It probably will but it doesn't look like it would be the base of the story anymore
>>27112591
Same here, along with Flurry.
>>27112591
I want to see her look like the OP pic.
>>27112591
The base of the story has changed to embarrassing nighty at every available moment since he got caught wanting in the fields
>>27111397
>Be Night Light Jr
>You had a rough night last night.
>You know for a fact everyone is going to refer to you as a pervert for now on.
>Even your own mother.
>This sucks.
>You go outside your window.
>You look at how much fun everyone is having outside while your stuck inside.
>You really wish you had something to do right now.
>"Oh.... looking a bit down are we?"
>Sweet merciful Celestia!
>"Well I don't know about but I have to say Jenny looks Hot. And that's with a capital H mind you."
"Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!"
>You try throwing some fruit at the old clerk.
>Although you have very bad aim.
>"Hey hey! No need for that! I'm only trying to help you."
"Help!? I'm grounded because of you!"
>"It's only a minor set back."
"Minor set back!? I'm losing three days worth of summer because of you!"
>"Oh come on! It's not my fault you got in trouble. I wasn't the one who thought about masturbating in the fields, I wasn't the who told a filly to hoof herself in front of you, and I certainly wasn't the one who thought it was a good idea to read these books in the first place."
>You were about to say something.
>But he had a point.
"But... what about all the other stuff you gave me?"
>"Well you could have just thrown them away."
"But weren't you the one that put them back in my room?"
>"Yes... but who said I was continuously going to pull them out of the trash? I don't always want to get my hooves dirty just for a couple of magazines."
>You stare at the floating old clerk for a bit.
"W-who are you?"
>"Isn't it obvious? I'm your temptation."
"Temptation?"
>"Yes, I just give you the stuff that looks appetizing and pretty it up for you, but deep down you know it's actually ugly and bad for you. But my job is to endlessly push that objective into your face until you finally accept or decline. But in the end it was YOUR choice whether to do it or not. And so far you've taken up all my offers of endless porn."
>>27113107
Try and prove that he set you up Nighty!
>>27113107
He has got a point.
>>27113107
Going to mess with this later.
Hungry and hot.
Need to get rid of those two problems.
Jojo bump
>>27113107
Why would Discord spend his time on some kid teaching him about temptation?
>>27114011
Why are you questioning Discord's logic?
>>27113355
You are writing an amazing story.
Bompu
>>27114011
To annoy Twilight.
>>27114011
It's Discord don't question it.
Bompo
>>27113107
Sorry can't continue today.
Extremely busy.
>>27112891
Not gonna happen, story is pony, not human. Unless old man Discord brings in interdimensional porn
>>27115656
Don't worry we still love ya
>>27115883
That was what was I was expecting.
>>27115883
Api could have some drawings or Twilight or Lyra could have something for him to look at.
>>27115883
I want to see it though.
>>27117363
Thank you
Bumping this thread back to life.
>>27119154
Hello
>>27119273
Going to work and I see this thread at page 9.
I said keep it alive for me.
Bumberino
>>27115883
He did mention a girl named jenny.
>>27119505
Ponies sometimes do have normal names, like Steven Magnet or Coco or Joe.
>>27113107
>Discord as Temptation....
>Why?
>>27119861
To cause chaos.
>>27119861
Why else?
>>27120401
Uhh
keepin it alive for glorious writefag
This thread is
>90% bumping
>10% writefag
boomo
>>27121438
Tis true.
>>27113107
Going to be here later.
>>27121438
And 100% shit
>>27123713
No u
I have part of a pic done, if anyone wants to see that?
>>27124300
Post it pham
>>27124338
>>27124437
Personally, I'd say it isn't that bad. Then again, I'm god awful at drawing.
>>27124437
Great
>>27124437
Can't wait to see more.
>>27113107
>You then thought about what Temptation said.
>And the more you thought it.
>The more sense that it made.
>He was right.
>It was your choice to look at the pornographic images.
>You chose to enjoy them.
>You chose to fap at them.
>It was all your choice.
>"Well you already gave in three times, what's another one going to do?"
>He then proceeded to give you another magazine.
>You know you're already in trouble because of these things.
>And now you have a choice.
>Accept or decline.
...
...
...
...
...
>You put your hoof near the book.
>Temtation is looking really happy with your decision so far.
>You take the magazine.....
>And chuck it straight out the window.
>You look at Temptation.
"Sorry. But I think I had my fill with this already."
>Temptation laughs.
>"Good choice.... you've finally beaten me. I guess I better go now. There are more young colts like you to teach the same lesson."
>And within an instant, he vanished.
>Good riddance you guess.
>But now you feel much more clean than usual.
>You finally beat your addiction.
>You also felt as if you learned your lesson.
....
....
....
>You decide to write a letter to your mother.
>>27125494
Yay
>>27125494
What her kids have to write letters to her? Seriously?
>>27125494
And temptation will come back to keep bugging him.
Doing more tonight.
just wait.
>>27126319
Thank you so much.
>>27125705
Maybe because he's leaving a suicide note.
>>27126755
Dubs confirm
>>27126755
Oh no!
>>27125494
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Just got out from the spa with your husband.
>You're heading home.
>You feel great.
"Wow Flash... you were right, I was tense last night. But now, I feel so much better."
>"I knew a little massage would help cheer you up.", your husband boasted.
"You know... maybe I was a bit too hard on Nighty."
>"Hmm... what makes you say that?"
"Well it's like you said colts will be colts."
>"I never really said that but OK."
"I mean, maybe you are right. Maybe I was overreacting a bit when I saw that my son had porn. But it was only one mag. So maybe he was just experimenting with it for a bit."
>"Colts tend to do that as well."
"You're right. I was overreact-"
>You suddenly feel something under your hooves.
>It's a book.
>You pick it up.
>You look at it.
>It's fucking porn!
>Near the castle again.....
"Nighty......"
>"Twilight? Are you OK?"
>You then grab your loving husband.
"Flash! You, me, Sex! NOW!"
>Your husband goes into a deep blush.
>"Twilight what the hell?! We can't have sex in public!"
"I know that Flash. But we can in this book."
>"What are you saying."
"It's a trick I learned from Rainbow Dash wheb her son Prism was into porn. She cut out faces from her photos and glued them onto it. He never touched it since."
>"Oh... so we're going to cut photos of ourselves and glue our face into this?"
"Nope."
>"What ate you saying then?"
>Your horn glows a bit.
"This is going to tickle a bit Flash."
>>27127101
My god.... there are so many typos it's not funny.
>>27126755
What the hell could he write in his suicide note?
![564668__safe_solo_meme_animated_screencap_spike_image+macro_reaction+image_it+ain't+easy+being+breezies_spoiler-colon-s04e16[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/pjhw7Hi.gif "564668__safe_solo_meme_animated_screencap_spike_image+macro_reaction+image_it+ain't+easy+being+breezies_spoiler-colon-s04e16[1].gif")
>>27127101
Here it comes!
>>27127101
Oh boy here it goes>Flash
I didn't ask for this
>>27127127
I like how these are repeating numbers.
>>27127101
I am so excited, also I am amazed that Twilight is incredibly perverted too. The hypocrisy is there!
>>27127101
this is getting gooooood
>>27127101
>Be Flash Sentry
>You wake up.
>That flash of light that came out of Twilight must have knocked you out.
>You seem to be in a hotel room near a beach.
>You feel strange.
>You feel tense and a bit colder than usual.
>You can't feel your wings.
...
...
...
>You can't feel your wings.
>You feel your back.
>Your wings are gone.
>No!
>NO!
>OK don't panic just look in a mirror and see if your OK.
...
...
...
>What the hell are you?!
>Some sort of hairless ape?
>And these clothes.
...
...
...
>You see that your suit really seems to fit you well.
>These aren't half bad.
>Maybe you ask Rarity to make you a suit that's similar.
>Although being on all fours really seems to be awkward in this form.
>Now where's Twilight?
>>27127216
Blame Rainbow, it was her idea.
>>27127334
Nice~
Keep em coming you beautiful person you.
>>27127334
It is an intentionally a bad porno parody.
>>27127334
>>27127334
Hey dude have you thought of posting on fimfiction?
>>27127334
Oh fuck. Bikini twi?
>>27127334
>"Why hello there Flash."
>You turn around hoping to see your wife.
...
...
...
>You see her.
>But you are surprised by the way she looks.
>Your wife seems to be in the same form you're in.
>Only more feminine.
>And mostly naked.
>And...
>You're not sure whether to say this or not.
>Looking very attractive.
>"So... like what you see?"
"Um.... Twilight... I'm pretty sure you know I'm always going to answer yes... but as of now... I have no idea what to say."
>"Then how about this Flash? Why not say... 'Let's fuck until the sun rises."
"Th-.... that is something I can get behind."
>The two of you begin to lock lips.
>It feels so nice.
>Your tongues dancing together.
>You then try to....
>Wait a minute!
>What the fuck are you doing?!
>You slightly push Twilight away.
>"What's wrong Flash? Did I start too fast?"
"Twilight.... what the fuck are we doing?"
>"What do you mean?"
"We are literally having sec out of nowhere? Why?"
>Twilight then sighs.
>"Look Flash. I know this is weird and you're not used to your new body, but we need to teach Nighty a lesson and make him more uncomfortable than ever?"
"And you really think this will work?"
>"Well it worked with Rainbow, so it has to work here."
"Twilight... can we just... talk for a bit?"
>"Well it'll probably be a while til Nighty picks this up again. So sure."
>You try get up and meet eye to eye with Twilight.
>Although you have trouble standing.
"OK.... first of all! How do you work this body?
>>27127542
Oh gawd....
>>27127542
Gotta admit, Discord I mean Temptation has some great taste in porn.
>>27127542
UNF
>>27127542
Oh boy this sounds like a lot of fun is about to happen.
>>27127542
Whelp now I am gonna stay up tonight.
>>27127753
Same
>>27127101
Part we have all been waiting for.
>>27127542
Dat pic
>>27127542
>After getting used to your new body you finally start moving around.
>You then decide to get better clothes to wear.
>There was no way you were going to take your wife seriously with her wearing that.
>You decide to get some clothes from the shop that was inside the book.
>Now you can actually talk.
"OK Twi... what is this all about?"
>"Excuse me?"
"I know their has to be an ulterior motive to keeping your son away from porn."
>"What? No... I don't need any other ulterior motive for that. I'm his mom, I'm suppose to keep him safe from his stuff?"
"Is it because of the many ponies that follow him all over Ponyville?"
>"What?"
"You know, the ones that call him 'Twilight's Kid'."
>Twilight was silent for a bit.
>She then sighed.
>"Yes.... they are part of the main reason."
"Why though?"
>"Because their always houding him Flash. They're always following him and asking him questions among other things just because I'm his mom."
"And if he had porn with him it would give you bad publicity?"
>"What?! I don't even give a damn about my own publicity! Hell you should have met me before I met you. I was shoving Hayburgers down my throat during interviews. No, I just don't want a Gabby Gums happening to my child."
"Gabby Gums?"
>"It's a long story... but what I'm saying is that I don't want him to be hounded even more."
>>27127542
>that calculator
How lewd~
>>27127801
>She wants to catch him just in case he has a human fetish.
>>27127801
TwiMom is still so cute even now.
>>27127801
"So what are the other reasons then?"
>"What?"
"You did say 'part of'."
>"Well... another reason I don't want him near the stuff is because I don't want him to view mares as just sexual objects."
"Then teach him there's more to love than just sex. Tell him there's a lot more to it than that."
>"I know, there's commitment, trust, caring... there's a bunch of stuff that goes into this subject that I can't really explain."
"Then have Cadence help you explain."
>"Of course, she's the Princess of Love."
"Not only that, but she's also had a very long relationship with your brother. And if needed have Shining Armor help explain as well. It would really help put in a bit of male view towards it."
>"But what if he still views them as sex symbols?"
"Again leave that to your brother."
>"Huh? How would he help?"
"Trust me, there was a reason why the guards were only wearing jockstraps yesterday."
>>27127897
She cares a lot about her kids.
>>27127897
Oh wow, this story seems like it is almost done then.
>>27127928
Unless something happens to turn her nutty, her husband and friends will easily help her through this. I mean what there is no way the princess of friendship wasn't going to solve this that easily....
>>27127956
Please be tempting fate.
>>27127897
>She then remembered what you did yesterday.
>"So... I'm guessing it did look a lot like Starburst."
"Sounded like it."
>"I probably should have told you first."
"It's no big deal, it's just a changling's work. Besides if you have told me I probably wouldn't have read it."
>Twilight then looked a bit upset.
"Oh come on dearn what's wrong."
>"Well... there was a third reason for me to oppose this."
"What's that?"
>Twilight then sighed.
>"Remember when Starburst left to train to be a Royal Guard?"
"I remember. You were crying that whole weekend."
>"All because I thought she was going to get hurt, injured, or maybe killed. But those weren't the only thoughts going through my head that weekend.... I realized my baby grew up. She was making her own decisions and living the life she wanted... she was no longer my baby... she was her own person."
"And now you think you're going to lose your son?"
>She nodded.
>"It just seemed like a giant slap to the face that Nighty's no longer a little foal anymore. Like a reminder that he is 12 years old. And in about 4 more years or so... he's going to leave... He's going to have his own life."
>You see tears rolling off her face.
>"Flash..... Do you think we can still be a part of their lives?"
Going to finish this up tomorrow.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Keep it alive for me tomorrow night.
>>27128167
Thank you for this, I am surprised it was so short but I am glad it will be finished though.
>>27128083
Funny how quickly this became something so touching.
>>27128167
It bizarrely feels like something that could be done in one episode.
>>27128083
This was better than them fucking in front of their kid.
Bompo
>>27127101
>sex into porn magazine
My boner feel it in a full way
bamp
>>27129077
Then it stopped oh so quickly.
>>27128219
Just replace the idea of porn and sex with something else.
Love and.... IDK muffins.
>>27130237
So muffins is now a code word for porn?
>>27129077
It was amazing.
>>27130331
Is that what she always wanted?
>>27130583
Oh man
Anyone interested if I write a Nighty Story? It would be sillier and much more innocent than the current one.
>>27131059
Go ahead.
