>It's an endless cycle; you wake up, go to work, lay around, sleep, repeat.
>And you fucking hate it.
>Every single moment you exist is pure torture.
>Tomorrow, you're going to change.
>You're going out into the world to do whatever you want!
>Right before you go to bed, you take a look at yourself in the mirror.
>Having an image of your old self would be nice before your life-altering quest to find a new self begins.
>Let's start; you are a...
Male or Female?
>>25840039
Male.
>>25840039
Attack helicopter.
>>25840055
>You are a manly man; your dong glistens in the light.
>Truly, this was the way man was meant to be grown.
>As for your race, you are a...
Unicorn, Pegasus, or Earth?
>Oh yeah, how did you even forget that?
>You stroll over and look at your mail.
>Why look at that, it's addressed to you, in the great city of...
Where do you live?
>>25840114
This
>>25840039
Become an ultralisk.
>>25840121
Unicorn
Ponyville
>>25840121
Erf
Stalliongrad.
>>25840121
How are you choosing answers? Is it by post number, first reply...?
>>25840121
Crystal earth pony.
Crystal empire.
>>25840202
Majority vote.
>>25840121
Going with >>25840142
>>25840142
>>25840389
>Your heavy hooves clack across the floor as you read the letter.
'Dear Stalliongrad Resident,
We are pleased to inform you that you were accepted for an insurance policy that--'
>Fucking bullshit.
>You hop into bed and snooze.
>Might as well get some rest for the days ahead, huh?
>You yawn.
>Today's the day!
>Lots to do to start your quest, but first you need some shit.
>Grabbing a backpack, you loot your apartment for all the shit you need.
>You might not be coming back here tonight if you get lucky, so you need to LOOT the place.
What do you grab? Literally all ideas are accepted, so grab everything you can think may be helpful. I'll write it down.
>>25840478
Get 50 bits that you like to keep in case of emergency.
>>25840478
All the money
And some snacks
We won't need anything else!
If we do we can get it on our adventure!
>>25840478
Your grandfather's sword that he used in the wars.
>>25840478
Protein bars.
>>25840478
Practice your Thick Russian accent, and grab the strongest Vodka on your shelf. Nothing else. You can wrestle bears for food Like real Stallion.
Let's also grab our sleeping bag.
>>25840478
Can't go on a quest without our make-up kit and that one dress that accentuates our curves just right.
>>25840536
Aww yes
Russia is go
>>25840478
200 Bits
Chips (3)
Old Shortsword
Protein Bars (3)
Vodka (50%)
Sleeping Bag
Makeup
This is your inventory. Please reference this and don't ask me for it.
>Should be enough.
>You kick open your apartment door and run out into the real world.
>The sidewalk feels fresh on your feet.
>A world ripe for the taking, and it starts this morning.
>Morning.
>SHIT, YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK.
>No wait, you gave that up.
>Maybe you could tell him you quit for kicks.
>Maybe you could try and get fired.
>Or you could run out and do whatever the fuck you want.
Well, this is where the game REALLY starts. Sky's the limit, folks; choices aren't limited and the game can go any way depending on this one choice. What do you do?
>>25840478
Our trusty leather jacket.
>>25840983
We should get fired. Let's go to work and just do things we aren't allowed to do.
>>25840983
Go up to our boss and say we quit. Shove it in her fat smug face.
>>25840983
We need to find the secret Yakzi gold our grandpa 'acquired' during the war.
>>25840983
Drink about 12 shots of vodka and go to work.
>>25840983
Explore siberian wilderness, find bear. Fight bear to the death. Sell bear pelt on Black Russian market.
>>25840998
>>25841010
>>25841034
Vodka now at 40%.
You received Leather Jacket.
>You drunkenly stumble up to the hayburger joint you work at.
>"Yo, you're late, bro! The fuck's up?"
>Your coworkers get on your ass while you go to the back.
>Most of them gave up and went to go tell the manager you were here 1) late, 2) drunk, and 3) uncontrollably erect.
>That buys you only a little bit of time alone.
>Shenanigans can be preformed here.
>You straighten your jacket and walk next to the equipment.
So much to fuck up, such little time to do it.
>>25842526
Pee on something. Throw shit out a window or at the customers.
Eat some premade food.
>>25842526
Turn all the ovens and burners to max and walk out in slow motion while the place blows up
>>25842526
>>25843212
Vote 2 for Mayhem
>>25843992
>>25842550
>>25843212
Vote 3 for mayhem
>>25842550
>>25843212
>>25843992
>>25844009
>You piss in all the fries/burgers and give it to the hungry customers.
>Stumbling over to the ovens, you turn them all up to 500 degrees and loot the place.
You looted 50 bits (now 250).
You received Fries (2).
You received Hayburger (2).
You received Soda (2).
You received Filly Meal.
>Running out, you decide to kick open the manager office's window.
"Hey."
>Your manager, a buffly blue earth pony with a 4/10 stache flips out.
>"WHAT THE FUCK?"
"I quit."
>Walking away, you feel the rumble of the ground burst as the building explodes.
>Fuck yeah.
>This just in, an explosion in Stalliongrad's own Hayburger King!
>Police have released limited details, but we do know a few things to ease your worry.
>Since it was a kitchen explosion, it may have been an accident...or terrorism.
>Adding to this, the security cameras and footage were also blown up, so no suspect is charged.
>Around 13 civilians and 7 workers died in the event.
>...On second thought, this doesn't ease your worry at all.
>Fuck.
>Wait, we're live?
>I SAID DUCK!
>You stroll along the sidewalks of downtown.
>Since you don't have a job, you can go do stuff now!
>Since this is a big city, there's anything you want here.
>Clubs, women, gas stations, women, movie cinemas, women...
>So what do you do now?
>The day's still young!
Inventory Updated.
==Important Shit==
Name: (Unknown)
Race: Earth Pony
Location: Stalliongrad
Health: 100%
Bits: 250
==Backpack==
=Items=
Old Shortsword
Sleeping Bag
Makeup
Leather Jacket
=Food=
Protein Bars (3)
Vodka (40%)
Chips (3)
Fries (2)
Hayburger (2)
Soda (2)
Filly Meal
>>25844809
make plans to leave the city? get on a bus and go anywhere.
>>25844809
Go to a strip club
I'm going to have to pause the game. Keep the thread alive while I'm gone. While the game is paused, choose your next choice of action and get a name for yourself. Debate one. See you in a few hours.
>>25844853
Go see the new Star Wars movie.
Lets name ourselves Kilo Reyn
