>>27016524

No exposed holes to fuck.

>>27016524
She use dentures

>>27016531
/thread

>>27016524
unicorns make me want to vomit.

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>>27016524
She's a little stiff

>>27016549

It's kinda rude how she just gives you the cold shoulder.

>>27016557
Pham, I guess I just don't know how to break the ice.

>>27016573

really? I thought it was ICE to see her.

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>>27016549
That's fine, I'm a little stiff myself.

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>>27016546

>>27016524

I feel like my chances with her are Absolute zero

>>27016524
She can't do the "trapped in an invisible box" bit without cheating.

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>>27016524
OP magic skill, enough to challenge the princess of magic herself who has studied all her life, most of which under an exclusive magic teacher who herself is feared by most.

>>27016524
She unfreezes

>>27016626
subtle

>>27016719
that's not a flaw lmao

>>27016524
>Find a flaw
>Flaw
Do I look like a fucking gemologist to you?

>>27016524
>find a flaw
There's a very ugly and dumb pony inside that otherwise perfect crystal.

>>27016524

Mane

>>27016524
How does Glimmer frozen Popsicle taste?

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>>27016594
Horrible fucking pun.

>>27016719
>Princess of Magic
You mean Princess of Friendship. Twi studied magic, but she put it on the backburner when her friends came along, and even further on her list of priorities when she became Friendship Princess.

Her past
>>27016524

>>27017188

well, someone's feeling a little FRIGID

>>27016524
her plan and motivation made no sense.
her name and hair are blatant ripoffs of the crappy villain from Equestria Girls
she's even crappier than the villain from equestria girls

>>27017198
nah he's trying to be chill

>>27017205

SNOW way that's possible, He should just SLUSH and try to COOL off.

>>27017199
>her name and hair are blatant ripoffs of the much better villain from Equestria Girls

FTFY

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>>27016557
>>27016573
>>27016594
>ice puns
>crystal magic

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>>27017276
Ice can refer to solids besides frozen water.

>>27017314
get out of here zigger.

>>27016524
There appears to be a pony in there.

>>27017318
And I forgot to mention, frozen water is technically a crystal.

>>27016524

She has a stupid face.

>>27016531
That can be fixed.
https://derpibooru.org/1037384

>>27016531
Ummm her mouth?

>>27017363

You have to chip away at it to get to her mouth, and if you're going to expend that much effort, you might as well chip away at the backside so you can get to her vag and ponut.

>>27017191
Kind of feel sorry for twilight with that

>>27016719
By your logic a level 20 White Mage can kill a level 15 Black Mage easily.

Twilight's more interested in experimenting with magic and turning things into living oranges than practicing combat magic for months just for a specific confrontation.

Power != combat finesse

>>27016524
I've always had a question when things like this happen in any media:
Would the eyes fucking hurt? When I say hurt, I mean that the crystals would be on her eye, right?
I'm pretty sure that would hurt.

>>27018627
it would be extremely painful

>>27018802

For you.

Now is not the time for pain. That comes later