Oh, look. I got something in the mail today.
>>27006468
Nice snowman sheets.
>>27006468
Looks too flat to be a dragon dildo.
>>27006468
a christmas blanket?
cool i guess.
>>27006468
Hey buddy, no roleplaying. You're roleplaying as yourself.
Time to see what it is.
>>27006481
I ain't roleplaying nigga. I just wanna show off my package
>>27006475
>>27006473
>inb4 he hasn't changed them since christmas
STANDING
>>27006569
Why would you change your sheets more than twice a year?It's not like anyone else will actually see your bed
>>27006569
I hardly use it. I like to keep it clean.
>>27006581
Man, I could never spend money on something with that stupid pillow-hair.
If dubs, cum on it faggot.
>>27006598
I think the hair is a bit weird too, but it's not that big of an issue in my opinion.
I just can't afford the ones with faux fur manes
>>27006581
You are to cum on it, brandish the sharpest object in your home, cut a hole in it, stick your dick in the hole, and roast it over a fire as you learn how the love tunnel really is.
>>27006481
Hey buddy, no rulefagging. You're being a faggot.
Also, nice blog, faggot.
