what really should have been born
It hadn't crossed my mind how completely terrifying on of these things could be. It's a good thing these don't exists in the HL universe
>>27001986
Haha, you absolute fucking dickless wonder.
Kill yourself.
>>26999829
I'd still fuck it.
>>27002022
>implying this does not make her even more fuckable then she was before
>>26999829
The fuck is that?
>>27002036
> implying I wouldn't fuck her before.
>>26999829
No.
She's perfect.
>>26999829
That would've been both terrifying and adorable at the same time.
Kinda like how Flurry Heart turned out in the end anyway, I suppose.
>>27002041
Nigga you need to catch up on your gaming culture.
It's a Half Life headcrab. They claw your face off, climb on your corpse's head, fuck a hole in it to access the brain and then pilot the corpse around as a zombie.
>>27002085
I'm not much of a gamer though. Maybe fallout and call of duty here and there but never played this Half-Life everyone keeps talking about. Don't have the time anymore, there are too much games out there today to keep up with them all.
>>27002113
This guy
>Never played HL
>plays call of duty
Kill yourself
>>26999829
I laughed, I laughed so fucking hard that Gaben ordered his team to work on Episode 3.
IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME.
>>27002376
FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
I HAVE TO KILL FAST AND BULLETS TOO SLOW
>>27002113
>casuals walk among us
>>27002113
>Maybe fallout and call of duty here
>never played this Half-Life
Just letting you know that you are disgusting and should not exist.
