So /mlp/, let's play a game. The object to your left is the gift to your favorite pony. The object to your right is the weapon you will use to kill your least favorite pony. So, what is it, /mlp/?
>>26976701
Give Trixie a bucket smash treehuggers head against the wall.
>>26976701
>To my left
Dirty tissues
>To my right
A cardboard box filled with books.
...Fuck
>>26976701
>my left hand
fist twilight
>my right hand
blind rainbow dash and hold her mouth shut while I block her nostrils
>>26976701
left:my laptop charger
right:my mp3 and headphones
>>26976701
>left
Lovecraft's complete fiction that I never got into, which would go to Lyra.
>right
Suitcase. So, lock them in there and throw them in a lake.
Pretty sweet, desu.
>>26976701
>right
I hope Twilight likes a Twilight Plush.
>left
>killing ponies
It's a guitar btw.
>>26976701
>left
Wall
Trump.jpg
>Right
Rebel flag
Assemble a Confederate pone army to kill Starlight Glimmer
>>26976701
I kill Rainbow Dash with a blanket somehow, and I give Pinkie a sword.
>>26976701
A shitload of small kitchen katanas
>>26976701
>my left
a book, Exile's Honor by Mercede Lackey, which is going to Trixie
>my right
my mouse
>To my left
A book for Twilight
>To my right
A blanket to kill Rarara
>>26976752
Also, wall would go to Twi
We'll deport the Zebras together
>>26976759
oh and I'm murdering Starlight
>>26976767
>69
>followed by 76767
>>26976758
Fucked it up
Left: huge bowl of fruit for Spitfire
Right:plethora of kitchen knive racks for stabby stabby Cunty White Hoers
>>26976701
>Pepperoni and Anchovy peetzer
>A door
>>26976701
>My left:
My wallet, which happens to have 300 cash in it. (your welcome Spitfire)
>My right
A malformed cat sculpture I made in second grade that looks like it melted. How I'll kill Pinkie with it I don't know.
>pic related, its the cat
It's doable.
>left: a coffee cup
>right: The complete essays of Montaigne for toilet sprinkles
Time to murder fluttershy
>>26976701
>left: chocolate
>right: (cept mouse) desk lamp
hey, not bad
>>26976701
>Left
A wall for Rarity
>Right
The air
Not sure how I can kill Technicolor Fast with the air, but I can try
>>26976913
Remove the oxygen from the air around her.
I'll give RD a piano.
I wouldn't ever kill a pony, but its a calculator. So I don't think I would be very successful if I had to.
>>26976847
nice camera quality faggot
>>26976749
>reading comprehension
>>26976701
>left, gift for Celestia
A 4 pound jar of Jelly Belly jellybeans from Costco.
>right, Spoiled Rich killer
My moderately full wallet
Sharing the flavors of earth with Celestia while we watch Rich's wife suffer the ironic end of chocking on a wad of cash.Yes.
>>26976701
>Left
Hope flutters likes lamps.
>Right
Looks like I'm gonna be clocking rara in the head with a computer monitor
>>26976701
>Left
Scented candle forMaud Pie
>Right
Small television forI don't know, Twist I guess.
>>26976701
To my left is a nendoroid Yukari Yakumo, which will be given to Dr. Dandy Pomp. I hope he puts it on his desk.
To my left is a plastic Glad container filled with dirty isopropyl alcohol and assorted glassware, which I will reluctantly use to kill Big Macintosh. I hope he dies from it before I do.
>>26977132
just kidding, the glad box is to my right, god damnit
>>26976701
>left, gift to luna
pizza. papa johns.
>murder, Sunburst.
cup of 7up
I got this.
>>26976701
>>26976701
>Left
A clipboard for Twiggles.
>Right
The window for Diamond Tiara I guess.
>>26976701
>left
android tablet
>right
trash can full of spunk tissues and chicken bones
...challenge accepted.
Now where's AJ so I can give her her tablet, and where's Shitty Nazi OC so I can give her her final solution?
>>26976701
>curtain for Fluttershy
She could use it since Discord's always mashing his face in her window.
>trash can for Rarity
Perfect.
>>26976701
My guitar for Galaxy.
I guess she could appreciate the gesture.
Killing Twiflight Sparkle with a roll of toilet paper is gonna be a bother tho.
>2000 rubles
Meh
>piece of paper soaked in coffee
Meh
>>26976701
An mp3 player for Ponk, and Sven Gallop will be beaten to death with a glass ashtray.
>To my left
Old Nokia phone
>To my right
Empty coca-cola bottle
>>26976701
Fuck it, I'll get creative.
>Crush RD underneath antique wooden desk
>Gift Rarara the desk that killed her friend
Two birds, one stone. Or in this case, two ponies, one desk.
>>26976701
I won't kill any ponies you fucking faggot
>Electrical transformer to the left.
PurpleTwinkle will absolutely love to study it.
>Bag full of berliners to the right.
I will feed moonbutt to death, I guess?
>>26980446
>rubles
cyka blyat
>Browsing with phone on left hand
>Scratching my dick with my right
...I'll take right
>>26976748
>throw them in a lake
Is your least favourite pony Treehugger by any chance?
>>26977177
>Murder Sunburst
I am of hopings you are not seriously of such shit taste, comrade.
Left: Bloodborne
Right: a small desk fan
>>26976701
Notebook, air.
So I gift my notebook to Nightmare Moon, and kill Rainbow Dash by strangulation?
