>>26961468
He was probably about to resell it for shitloads of money.

>>26961468
Nigga, that's an eldritch artifact.

>>26961468
Who is this motherfucker? I feel like I want to knock his teeth out.

>>26961660
I looks like someone already did

>>26961468
his own canon isn't functional anymore

>>26961468
Do you think he stuck his penis inside?

https://derpibooru.org/1122651?scope=scpe2d29beb2ed1791a406fdbf11a319ae86fe741019

>>26961553
>>26961660

>>26961423

>>26961468

inb4 just a "sex for x object" joke

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>>26961690
>marsminer

>>26961468
He's a Jew.

What's this party canon thing you're talking about. He clearly just loves extremely large bore "bunnies".

>>26961690
That didn't take long

>>26961468
he's a terrorist

I feel like I'm going to regret clicking this, but I know what must be done.

Oh. I actually expected worse. PICK UP THE PACE, HORSEFUCKERS! I WANT A PICTURE OF THAT GUY SHOVING THE CANNON UP HIS ASS ON MY DESK IN HALF AN HOUR!

>>26964243
>>26961690
Forgot to include the reply.

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>>26961468
Pinkie Pie certainly has a thing for party cannons.

>>26964265

I missed the innuendo until now. I am dumb.

>>26964265
I love how it swells before bursting forth with its contents

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>>26961690


>"You really didn't have to resort to prostitution, Pinkie. Especially since I can whore you out for a much better price."