The only way to Equestria is a 72 hour road trip with Applejack in her old F-150. The only thing allowed on the radio is country and she will talk your ear off about how stupid her friends are, farming, or anything that crosses her mind the entire time.
Would do?
>>26949121
Not seeing a downside here chief.
>>26949121
Sure.
>>26949121
Sounds like a good time, I'm in.
>>26949121
Apart from the fact it might get a little grating, I think the fact that I'm about to end up in Equestria in a couple of days is enough to keep me going anyway
>>26949121
Downside where?
I could do it. I got my F-100 sitting around the yard from 1989
>>26949121
Sing along with my terrible vocals. I see no downside from this at all.
>>26949121
Sounds like a great time. I'd try to get her to talk about Bloomer.
>>26949121
I should have enough drugs to last me that long
>>26949121
What kind of country?
>>26949121
Like a dream comes true.
>>26949121
Depends on what kinda "country" we are listening to. Is it stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zEo4JI11_w
or that florida brodude line garbage?
Because a road trip in a comfy 78 f-150 with some old school country sounds amazing.
>>26949121
I dont even like AJ but it sounds like a good plan to get there
>>26949338
modern mainstream country. Ie pop with a country accent
>>26949121
>Suffer from extreme car sickness
>Talking, Noises, and the occasional bump will make me nauseous to all hell
Unless that car is apple-scented with cinnamon sugar and she gives me a hell of drug, I might not make it.
>>26949371
Could always just fall asleep, that's what I do.
>>26949326
>>26949371
I'd lend you some of mine, but after finding out about
>>26949360
I'm not sure I have enough anymore
>>26949121
Sounds like a pleasant dream
>>26949121
Sounds pretty nice
Though I'd rather have AJ sing something herself instead of some country pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dXr-7zRRTM
>>26949121
And why wouldn't I do this? There is literally no downside to this.
Also, I'd like AJ's thoughts on Ziggers.
>>26949439
No matter how bad of a day I'm having or going to have this song always puts a pep in my step.
I hope we never get there.
>>26949121
Is it a possibility to bring my friend with me? We'd be able to entertain our selves for a three day road trip.
>>26949121
I hope theride mever ends.
>>26949121
Absolutely, I love road tri-
>The only thing allowed on the radio is country
I would sooner grab the wheel and run it off a cliff.
Fuck. That. Shit,
>>26949784
I would listen to country for my waifu
>>26949121
Can she jerk me off in the way there?
>>26949802
Well you are a trooper. Or you're deaf.
>>26949809
She doesn't have hands
>>26949813
Believe me I hate country just as much as you do. Maybe I'll learn to like it? Hopefully?
>>26949784
Someone had to say it
>>26949842
No, cause if you hate it as much as I do, you'll remove the fuse from the radio before it comes to that.
Except Garth Brooks. I like his stuff. But anything else in the past 15 years? It's basically like getting AIDS in your ears.
>>26949859
I would get ear AIDS for applejack
If I can do 20 hours with nothing but /mlp/ AiE fics to read this will be a piece of cake
>>26949121
Literally nothing wrong with any of this. 8/10 Would do.
>>26949833
Hoof job
>>26949121
Are you serious?
I'm callin' shotgun!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uuAjwvtxEM
>>26949121
Sounds like one sweet adventure. Probably the most enjoyable way to Equestria yet.
>>26949121
I did basically exactly this for an hour yesterday going to and from a theater to see a movie with a couple of friends. I experienced the non-stop female chatter, the country music, they even sang along to most of it.
It wasn't really all that bad, 72 hours of it for Equestria sounds good to me. I can also just probably sleep to pass most of that time
>>26950592
>"Anon, are you listenin'?"
>"Anon, wake up"
>"Did I ever tell you the story of when we build a new barn?"
>"Yeehaaaaw"
>"And the thing I like about Apples is..."
>"Stop sleeping, Anon. Now I was about to tell you..."
>[Bad singing to a Johnny Mane song]
>>26949121
Is that all, that's the price for getting to the land of colorful ponies?
I would, I definitely would.
Country music and bland bitching is pretty tame compared to a weekend with the relatives here.
>>26950657
That's adorable
Where do I sign up
>>26950657
Even she's gotta sleep at some point, right?
>>26950691
She's fueled by Apples
>>26949121
I live in Texas. Country music is fine, not my personal fav genre but I'm good with it. Her old F-150? Good, the older ones run forever. Listening to her talk, her voice is pretty good sounding, I can deal with it.
She ain't my waifu, but she'd be a best bud kind of pony.
>>26950691
Of course. It's a 72 hour road trip. You and Applepone will probably spend time sleeping at mysterious truck stops where things seem just a little bit odd, eating at old-timey diners in outer Equestria, maybe even getting into some camping-related shenanigans in spooky interdimensional forests.
>>26950682
>Nieto pony
kek
>>26949121
Absolutely. Applejack's a favorite of mine for being so relatable and down to earth.
Twi's still my waifu though.
>>26949121
>Not her Apple truck with cardboard-cutout Twilight in the back
>>26950910
>that concealed flag
Ha
>>26949809
>>26949833
Never heard of roadhead before?
>>26949121
Do it. Where's the part that I don't like? Then I can be with AJ in Equestria so hey, win-win.
>>26949121
Not seeing a downside here senpai.
>>26949121
If she's driving a truck, can she tow my car too?
>>26949121
Depends on the type of country. Some of my earliest memories are of road trips and early 90's country music, so if it's from that era, absolutely. It would be 72 hours of nostalgia + pone.
If it's newer country-pop... probably still yes, but I'll want other things to sweeten the deal. But I honestly don't think she'd prefer that kind of country.
>>26949121
>72 hours
I hope she takes breaks. I'd like to pee you know
>>26949121
shit i keep a bug out bag full of booze, NyQuil, matches, and a knife. grab that before i leave and i'm out for the whole ride.
>>26949121
As I am a Maori, I am pretty much used to my mother talking my ear off, so this wouldn't affect me too much.Maori Applejack when?
>>26949121
if Applejack is already here, why would I need to go to Equestria? All I would need is some rope, a ballgag and some rohypnol.
>>26950910
>you get on the ride
>spend the entire time ignoring AJ and talking to a piece of cardboard
>>26955465
Maybe Anon would use it to practice asking his waifu out?
>Hey Twi, do you like bread?
...
>Cuz' I wanna put my hotdog between those buns.
...
>Wow Anon, Ah never knew ya thought that way~
>>26955230
You're a romantic one, aren't you?
>>26955696
Well obviously I'd loosen up once she was broken.
>>26949121
F-150? Can't we go on a F-22?
>>26949338
This kind of country
>>26955741
What about an f88
>>26949121
Hope I don't ever wake up.
>>26949121
being raised in the south, I am already used to this and will gladly take the ride with her.
I only hope she's a good driver.
>>26949121
I think i could survive the contry music for that long. The rest should be a piece of cake.
of fucking course
>>26949121
of course, even if i hate that kind of shit, at least i'm in equestria
>>26949121
totally
Look at her...she is beautiful
Jokes on you, I legit grew up on a produce farm and know all too well about farming. So I could talk I say about that shit.
>>26949121
>take detour to Birmingham, Alabama
>find the golf course where the Looney Toons kidnapped Micheal Jordan at in Space Jam
>????
>COME ON AND SLAM
>>26949121
Sign me up senpai
>>26949121
...Sounds like an idea holiday ride. What are you, a faggot?
>>26949121
you tried to write all this as some downside but you failed horribly, OP
Imagine playing a game with Applejack called "Name good things about apples" where you have to name things you like about apples after each other.
>>26956991
>run out of ideas, because Applejack is pretty good at this game
>start to just name things you like about her
>she doesn't realise and keeps waffling on about apples
>>26949121
I could manage.
She's far from the worst of the ponies that you could go on a trip with
also, >road trip
Why not just fly there?
>>26949438
you motherfucker
go back to wallowing in your self-pity
