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Anon is Questria The CYOA
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You are Anon and along with your trusty sidekick Fleetfoot, you are going on an adventure in the mysterious land of Questria!
Buckle your pants and pocket your sand! It's time to Quest!
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You are Anon, and in a terrible jet-pack accident you have managed to crash land.
Lifting your head you spot a mall, a cave and a Bar.
Fleetfoot groans from a tree that she has managed to crash into.

Inventory
-Jet-pack (broken)
-Flare gun (5 fabulous shots)
-Pocket rocket(Clean and always ready to go)
-Phone (pizza-man is on speed-dial)
-34 cents

What do?
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>Masturbate
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>>26942860
check out that outhouse.
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>>26942860
Retrieve the Fleet. We need to go to the mall and get her a spiffy jacket.
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>>26942860
Masturbate
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>>26942860
Initiate first contact. Find a pony, ask for directions to a local government figure, and try to make a good impression for humanity.
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>>26942860
Investigate outhouse.
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>>26942893
first contact? the fuck you on about.
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>>26942858
Bath, I thought you were dealing with a crisis.
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>>26942860
Jump to your feet and strike a heroic pose.
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>>26942860
Check if Fleetfoot is okay, obviously.
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>>26942874
>>26942985
Also said I wanted to run tonight.
>>26942875
>>26942877
>>26942880
>>26942894
>>26943061
You dust yourself off and walk over to the tree that Fleetfoot is stuck in.
>Yo Fleety! Are you okay!?
"Y-yeah..."
Fleetfoot falls out of the tree and groans more.
"My wing hurts a bit."
You slide your hand down the front of your pants and start agitating your dick.
"A-are you Jacking off?"
>Damn skippy!
Fleetfoot smiles and chuckles a little bit, "Anon, you're an animal, I love you."
You decided to check the outhouse first.
You open the outhouse and look inside. There is some toilet paper and you can hear some whimpering coming from inside the poop-shoot.

What do?
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>>26943081
Jesus, that got lewd really quick. I don't even know what to say to this, I have a feeling it's gonna get even more goofy.
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>>26943081
Sit down for a poop
Afterwards, inspect the whimpering
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>>26943081
Challenge the poop-shoot to a whimpering competition.
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>>26943081
Fuck.

>>26943178
This and keep fapping.
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>>26943081
Love you too Fleet.
Now if you excuse me I must take a shit.
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>>26943224
This isn't gonna be the main humor in this is it?
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>>26943178
>>26943188
>>26943224
>Excuse me Fleetfoot, I have a dump to take!
"Are you sure I can't come along?
>Umm, I'll think about it.
The undo your pants and sit in the outhouse. You try to take a dump but you're empty.
You begins pushing harder producing a groaning whimper from your gut.
The whimpering in the poop-shoot intensifies so you increase your whimpering efforts.
Whatever is in the poop-shoot is a fucking professional. their whimpering is in a whole other league.
>I give up, You win Whimpering!
"Hello!? Please, I need help!"

What do?
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>>26943350
Fleetfoot, the toilet is talking make it stop.
It's being rude!
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>>26943350

Remain calm
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>>26943350
look through the hole you're sitting on, wondering aloud "Wow! What did I eat?!"
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>>26943366
>>26943466
>>26943492
With your two sets of dubs you get up and open the outhouse door.
You take a deep breath and prepare to tell Fleetfoot about the situation.
>OH my fucking God Fleetfoot! THe Toilet is talking and shit!
"WHat the! What are we going to do about it!?"
>Pfft, I don't know. I'm remaining calm.
Fleetfoot walks past you and peers down into the outhouse.
"Hello?
The toilet answers, "Hello? Please, can you help me!?
You cozy up next to Fleetfoot.
>Wow, What did I eat!?
"Not now Anon! She might be really greatful if we save her. If you know what I mean," Fleetfoot licks her lips and raises her eyebrow to you.
The toilet continues talking, "Please I've been stuck for three days. I just want to take a shower!"

What do?
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>>26943550
So how did you get stuck down there anyway?
Cause I have no idea how to get you out.
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Ask Fleetfoot if she needs to shit.
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>>26943550

Is she an oracle? What do we get for saving her? What wisdom does this fecal repository possess?
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>>26943595
>Do you have to take a dump Fleetfoot?
"Anon, that's sick! No, Unfortunately I went before the jet-pack ride. You know, right before you turned me around and..."
The toilet-pone pleads with you again, "Please, you're the only one who has visited the outhouse since I got stuck down here!"
>Are you an oracle?Can you grant us forbidden wisdom?
"N-no?"
>What do we get for saving you?
"I don't know... I don't have anything on me I guess I could do something for you."
Fleetfoot flashes you a devious smile, "How would you feel about being our indentured servant?"
"I don't care anymore, I'll do anything!"
>How did you get down there anyway? I don't know how we're even gonna get you out of there.
"I touched the flusher and then next thing I knew I was down here!"
You look at the side of the outhouse and find a flusher. Odd, outhouses usually don't have these.

What do?
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Lower Fleetfoot into the hole and grab the mare out.
then let go
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>>26943724
summon your old friend the golgothan to get her out of there
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>>26943724

She can grab onto our dick. It's long enough, right?
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>>26943724
touch the flusher
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>>26943724
We're a human, we have arms and the ability to grab things without ignoring the laws of physics.
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>>26943796
This
Try and reach for her hoof.
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>>26943810
but the hoof will be all dirty and gross
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>>26943820
but we'd still get to hold a hoofsy in public.
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>>26943831
the hole seems pretty tight
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>>26943841
If shes down there then Fleety can reach her too.
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>>26943841
the only thing that could possibly fit is a conveniently shaped sausage.
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>>26943841
she had to fit through to get down there.
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>>26943748
>>26943791
>>26943796
>>26943810
>>26943859
>>26943920
You reach into the toilet but your arm is not long enough. You try reaching your dick down there, but she cant get a good enough grip on it, If you know what I mean
You then try reaching Fleetfoot into the toilet to grab her but you loose your grip and she falls into the other pony. you hear a bit of groaning from the pones that just collided.
>Alright, I got this!
You touch the flusher and a massive force sucks you into the toilet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLgeiMhKhVI

You wake up in a cave like enviorment next to some tracks.
Both ponies are recovering from their fall.

What do?
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>>26943952
We fall a lot.
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Ask Fleety when she drugged you.
admire plots
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>>26943952
go the oppostie way of that SV sign with the arrow on it
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>>26943952
I blame the toilet pony we should have known she was full of shit.

Get it? Cause she was stuck in the toilet.
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>>26943980
>>26943989
>Fleety! When did you drug me!?
Fleetfoot climbs to her hooves, "Hey, come on! I only did it the one time, and that was before I knew you were a xenophile!
>I'm still gonna keep my eye on you!
The toilet-pone coughs a few times, "W-where are we?"
>Fuck, I don't know! But my Anon-senses say we should head in the opposite way this SV sign points. SV probably stands for super villain anyway.
As you all start walking you take up the rear to catch a good glimpse of those plots.
Fleetfoot turns her head around, "I can't wait to wreak her in a threesome either but we need to get out of here first."
"What!?" the toilet-pone asks.
"Don't worry about it."
You see giant mushrooms ahead.

What do?
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>>26944169
Climb the mushrooms and jump on them.
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>>26944169
eat them
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>>26944169
engage mushroom
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>>26944169
We should ask toilet pone what her name is
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>>26944169
smell toilet pone
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>>26944169
wait, if toilet pone was stuck in there for 3 days, shouldn't she be on the verge of dying from dehydration?
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>>26944277
nope :^)
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>>26944277
No, she's a pony. ponies only eat or drink when its comedically appropriate.
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>>26944194
>>26944246
>>26944247
>>26944267
>>26944273
>>26944277
>You catch a wiff of the toilet pony and almost gag.
>Hey, um little toilet pone... What is your name anyway?
"Oh, my name is... Actually it's probably best you just give me one."
>That's weird, why?
"Well, where I come from, the ponies don't use consonants. So my name is a little embarrassing. Honestly, anything you call me is probably better.
>Okay... Imma go play on those dank-ass mushrooms!
You climb a nearby fungal stalk and your two ponies fly up to the top.
You bend down and jump up. As you land the two ponies set down as well. As you all land the mushroom stalk collapses and the head which you now find yourself embedded in, crashes to the floor.
Everybody is laughing and having a good time in the mushroom goo that is now overpowering the smell of the toilet-pone.
>Wait a moment, didn't you say you were stuck in that toilet for three days? shouldn't you be dehydrated?
"That might be why my lips are chapped... And why I'm so light headed... and hungry. I just kind of forgot because I was so happy to be freed from that pipe.
You hear an ominous clicking noise coming from behind you.

What do?
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>>26944348
Without turning around, duck and do an action roll to the side.
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>>26944371
Crap, forgot something.
*Grab your friends and proceed to duck and do an action roll away from the noise.
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>>26944381
Make sure our hand is firmly on Fleet's butt.
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>>26944348
>I just kind of forgot because I was so happy to be freed from that pipe
don't know why but this made me feel
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>>26944348
Giant scorpions!
Do a barrel roll!
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>>26944348
theres a big ass crab behind us, grab pones under arms like two precious watermelons and run like a kenyan
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>>26944441
>>26944389
>>26944381
>>26944371
>>26944450
You take page from the book of your old sensei Peppy Hare.
>The enemy is coming from behind!
"What!?"
>Try a somersault!
You grab both of the ponies and roll out of the mushroom mush. You turn to put a hand on Fleetfoot's rump, massaging her dock while you take a look at the creature.
>This is the enemy bio-weapon?
You are now fighting a giant enemy crab!

What do?
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>>26944479
Attempt to communicate via interpretive snapping.
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>>26944479
Sing the song of your people to show your worth.
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>>26944485
>>26944530
>I must sing him the song of my people!
You take your hand from Fleetfoot's rump and begin snapping your fingers rhythmically.
>Bee bop ba badda bop! Everybody scatters one way or another so check out my message to you...
The crab bobs a bit and pulls a saxophone from behind a flap in it's shell.
It seems to be trying to get the beat of your song.

What do?
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>>26944560
Commence the mating dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
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>>26944571
The crab starts free-forming with your bad renditions of 90's songs. eventually you end up getting the dance in you and start breaking down.
Soon Fleetfoot joins you and the two of you start having a bunch of fun dancing the night away.

I'm going to stop here for the night.
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bimp
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>>26944668
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>>26944668

>inb4 Rarity murders the crab and ruins our fun
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>>26944668
Groovy as fuck.
Lets continue to ignore the toilet ponies wings. Pointing out their difference would be rude of us.
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>>26944348
Btb, we still need to give toilet pone a name.
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>>26949663
Buggy
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>>26949663
Tight Fit
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>>26950348
That's so absurdly fitting we should do it.
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>>26949663
Dump Cumster
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>>26950348
Voting this
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>>26950757
Yea, that's it. Anita nailed it.
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>>26947907
>>26949663
>>26950348
>>26950378
>>26951303
The crab gets tired of playing around the same time you get tired of dancing.
You decide that it would be rude to ask the little toilet pone about her strange wings, but giving her a name would be nice.
You pick her up and look into her tired eyes.
>I'm gonna call you Tight Fit.
"I bet she will be," Fleetfoot coos back.
Tight Fit smiles at you, "Alright,that name is a whole lot better than garbage... Wait, what did you mean by that lady?"
The crab turns around gurgling and clicking while motioning a claw towards it's back. The crab lowers it's body to the floor.

What do?
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>>26952688
hop on that crab and see where it takes you
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>>26952688
>what did you mean by that lady?
You'll find out when we get to a rest stop.
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>>26952688
Everyone, on the crab, now!
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>>26952688
She's gonna need a weeklong bath for how bad she probably smells, poor small horse...
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>>26952688
She'll find out when we get where were going.
Just in case, that crab doesn't seem to be heading in the direction of any other crabs, could it? Because IIRC someone suggested 'mating dance'

And are those bug wings?
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>>26952760
>>26952802
>>26952830
>>26952850
>>26952837
>Don't Worry Tight Fit, you'll know what she meant as soon as we find a good place to rest. Also, everyone on the crab!
You all hop on the crab and it stands up and starts giving you a ride. it walks through the tunnels until you come to a spot with random furniture.
You are greeted by a strange looking lobster-pone, "Welcome home daddy! Who are your friends?"

What do?
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>>26952982
Ask them if there is a way out of here, we've seen enough trippy shit today.
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>>26952982
....Oh, my fucking god. Crab pony. Someone, grab the butter.
Dos that mean Fleetfoot and anon can have a baby?
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>>26952982
Phone for a pizza. Everyone's probably starving.
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>>26952982

Grow concerned
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>>26952982
I'm Anon, this is my fiancee Fleetfoot, and this is Tight Fit.
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>>26953049
Or will be soon
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>>26952982
Wait... that means that crab boned a horse. Woah.
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>>26953095
I didn't know crabs had dicks...weird.
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>>26953095
Google says crabs have two... penis? Peni? Penese? That are long and thin.
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>>26953150
Do you think that means he has one waifu for each dick?
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>>26953147
>>26953150
Or the crab could be female, but either way, I bet that was a interestingly strange sight to behold.
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>>26953162
What a kinky crab.
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>>26953168
>"Welcome home daddy! Who are your friends?"
> the crab could be female,
Come on anon.
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>>26953199
... I forgot about that already. Oops, my bad.
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>>26952982
is crabpone hot?
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>>26953217
I could stick my dick in a snake pony but surprisingly I would never stick my dick in that thing.
Too many claws.
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>>26953242
>Nicole
>dick
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>>26953010
>>26953014
>>26953042
>>26953049
>>26953058
>>26953095
>>26953032
>Hey, I'm Anon This is my fiancee Fleet foot and out indentured servant Tight Fit.
Fleetfoot blushes, "Fi-fiancee? I thought we were just swinging... I mean the sex is relly... Really good. and I guess we have been living together and..."
"Sorry to cut off your fiancee?.. but my name is Marie"
>So if the crab is your dad does that mean that your father had sex with a pony?
"I really didn't want to think about that but yeah... I guess..."
>Wait, Fleetfoot... Does that mean I could get you pregnant?
"Celetia, I hope so... Uhh, I mean I have no idea! I'm not a biologist!"
>Hey, do you know a way out of here? I've kinda seen my fair share of trippy shit today.
"I guess there's a way out of the caves through the smooze caves but I've never tried going through there myself..."

What do?
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>>26953217

Tastes like crab, talks like pony
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>>26953258
Go through the smooze caves.
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>>26953258
Well that sounds like the only way to go.

Ask if she's been down here her whole life.
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>>26953258
Go back to the SV sign with the arrow on it.
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>>26953258

I bet crab dad can lead us through the smooze caves. His hard shell will protect us from the smooze. In exchange he can fuck Tighty or something.
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>>26953326
But I wanted to keep her as our sex maid.
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>>26953258
Ask Marie for some water for tighty, poor thirsty toilet pone.
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>>26953378
And food if they have some to spare.
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>>26953378
>>26953388
How very considerate of you guys, i'm proud.

>>26953326
Lewd.
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Ya know, we smell pretty awfull, maybe we should ask if we could all get in Marie's shower. Marie can join us of course.
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>>26953344

I mean, what else can we offer him? Our jetpack? I don't think he needs it.
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>>26953419
>Marie can join us of course.
Err...I don't want to piss off crab dad.

>>26953425
Good point I guess we can rent her out if he asks for compensation. But it seems like he already has a wife. Hopefully she's kinky.
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>>26953440
She'd have to be. Or sexual contact with a giant crab eventually turned her into a kinky lady horse.
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>>26953478
I bet she likes to use butter for lube.
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>>26953522
And her crab husbando get hard whenever he sees butter.
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>>26953287
>>26953323
>>26953326
>>26953378
>>26953388
>The Smooze caves? Is that where your dad found us? If we say offer to let your father fuck our indentured servant would he carry us through the caves.
Tight Fit grips your leg, "W-what did you say about me?"
Marie's smile fades, "Those aren't the smooze caves. The smooze has kept anyone from going through them for years now..."
>Have you always been stuck down here?
"No, we used to go to the surface all the time but then the smooze started welling up in one of the caves. Dad had to give up his grocery job, I wasn't able to study abroad and mom... The Smooze caves are dangerous.
>I saw a sign that said SV on the way in here, is that where the Smooze caves are?
"No, that's a super villian's secret lair. When I was young he always was telling me to get off of his lawn.
>Do you have a shower? We kinda need to clean off. You could even join us if you wanted... no no, I'm sorry I'm sure your dad wouldn't approve.
"No, No it's fine. My dad isn't uncomfortable about sex. Like, if you offered him your indentured servant, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't walk strait for a week afterwords. But we don't have a shower.
>What about some food or water? Tight Fit her has been stuck with out it for three days now.
Marie's ears perk up, "Yeah, we've got some macaronis and a working sink, so we can totally hook you guys up!"
All of you, including Marie's father who you learn is named Carl eat and drink.
Tight Fit is no longer dying, but she is still smelly.

What do?
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>>26953627
Let's go see this supervillian. On the way tell Fleetfoot how much you care about her.
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>>26953627
This is getting delightfully lewd.

>>26953678
That's as good idea as any. Could even ask them if they have a way to get through the smooze caves.

Let's give that poor crabhorse a empathetic pat on the shoulder, in a ooc moment of empathy.
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>>26953627
Go to the supervillain and see if they have a shower. Seems we need it.

>>26953707
Shouldn't you be working for Kotal Kahn right now?
I'm not sorry.
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>>26953627
>>26953678
Propose to Fleetfoot in front of everyone!
We'll get her a ring when we get back to the surface.
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>>26953770
This name thing is pretty funny sometimes isn't it? I didn't even make the connection till i saw the image.
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>>26953627
get a handjob from lobster pone. it will feel good.
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>>26953813
There's some other thread where people are trying to get "Mitch" or "Larson" in their name to "canonize" whatever they want.
Funny thing is, someone got Larson in a completely different thread.
>>26949285
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>>26953627
Ew, no shower. I bet she smells too, ask her if she wants to come along since she smells anyways.
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>>26953627
Bathe her in the sink?

Also, casually propose to Fleety
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>>26953842
No, thank you. I'd like to keep my dick where it's at.
In Fleetfoots ponut.
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>>26953958
nah mate, it's hard enough to stay on
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>>26953707
>>26953770
>>26953806
>>26953922
>>26953946
>>26953968
>>26953958
>>26953842
>After you're done eating you place a hand on the lobster pone's shoulder.
>I'm sorry about your loss, I hope things get better.
"Th-thank you Anon."
>Looks like we're visiting a super villain to see if he can get us out of here then. Do you want to come with us Marie?
"Oh fuck yes! I think dad wants to come too!"
>With that kind of tone it sounds like you want to give me a claw-job or something
"Get us out of here, and I'd totally do all sorts of lewd things to you!"
>Whoa, I wasn't really expecting something like that... wouldn't you like, snap my dick off in a claw like that?"
"Pfft, naw. Not unless I wanted to do that. Having used these claws my entire life, not only do I know how to control them but I can also feel with them really well.
>Well cool. I'll think about it.
"Cool, because I've been down here for a long time, with only my dad... If you know what I mean..."
With that you all start making your way to the super villain's base.
>Hey Fleetfoot, you know I care about you right?
"Yeah, I mean, I don't think I would have gotten away from drugging you and raping you if you didn't... and then those three nights of pure passion. Mmm..."
>You come up on the door to the super villain's base.
As you all stop, you take Fleetfoot's hoof into your hands.
>Fleetfoot? Will you marry me?
Tears well up in Fleetfoot's eyes, "I'm so wet right now! Yes! A million times Yes! As long as we can still keep Tight Fit as a sex slave and keep going on adventures! Yes!
The two of you longingly stare into eachother's eyes.
The front of the super villain's base has a bug blast-door and a small button next to it.

What do?
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>>26954153
Bully Tight Fit
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>>26954153

have sex
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>>26954169
>>26954167

Bully tight fit while having sex
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>>26954153
Press button and call for the owners attention.

>>26954169
No time anon, we gotta mission.
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>>26954153
Of, course we keep doing all that stuff.
And Tight Fit can be the sexy maid.

>>26954169
>>26954183
We should probably get her washed and back on the surface first.
We can celebrate with an orgy including the crab family.
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>>26954167
>>26954169
>>26954183
The super villain opens the door only to find us doing this. He'll probably be intimidated.
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>>26954201
God damn we are filthy bunch of degenerates.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>26954153
Inspect jetpack.
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>>26954153
Bully tight fit while having sex with fleetfoot and press the button
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>>26954249
Bully tight fit while inspecting your jetpack, of you know what I mean, and having sex with fleetfoot, and berating Carl for being a bad parent.

Oh and press the button with your butt
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>>26954153
Smooch Fleetfoot.
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>>26954167
>>26954183
>>26954189
>>26954201
>>26954249
>>26954278
>Of course! We can keep doing all of the things and keep Tight fit as our sexy little maid!
"I love you anon, I wouldn't have you any other way."
>You want to fuck, right here and right now, you filthy mare?
"She looks around,"We do have quite the assortment, which would make a exquisite orgy," Fleetfoot bites her lip, "I'm sorry to say, but we should probably get out of here first."
>Yeah, I guess you're right... Can I bully our servant first?
"I'd be disappointed if you asked and then didn't.
You walk over to tight Fit and scoop her up with your arm. After hoisting her into the air you begin giving her a noogie while you push the button with your butt.
A voice crackles over a speaker box, "Who the hell are you!? I'm busy trying to fight off robots from another world here so this better be important!"

What do?
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>>26954365
Ask if they would like to buy a vacuum.
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Offer Tight Fit for sex.
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>>26954365
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ"
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>>26954365
We're trying to get back to the surface. You wouldn't happen to know the way would ya guy.

We can help you with your robot problem in exchange if you can arm us.
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>>26954365

spaghetti delivery
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>>26954442
>>26954403
>>26954395
>>26954384
>>26954407
>spaghetti delivery!
"That's fucking retarded..."
>Uhh, I mean do you want to buy a vacuum?
"Why would you... This is freaking stupid."
>Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
"I'm a born again Methodist thank you very much now if you done being a little cock smear I'm going to...
>Fine, look we're trying to get back to the surface. You wouldn't happen to know the way would ya? Hell, We can help you with your robot problem in exchange if you can arm us.
"Uhh."
>I'll even let you fuck my indentured servant if you help us!!
"That last bit isn't necessary, look just wait for a moment."
One entire moment and a half later a door opens up revealing a lady dressed up in a lab coat and a robot with a human head that periodically yells, "I MAGNON!"
The lady takes a deep breath, "Just so you knowwe're not getting out og here until these robots from another dimension are defeated anyway. They're here trying to ressurect an ancient evil to destroy the world I've been working so hard to conquer. Before I give you some weapons I need you to swear to be my minions for at least the duration of this battle against the electronic menace and if you have any stupid questions for me now would be the time to ask them.

What do?
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Your robot companion looks like bender, and would you show me your tits?
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>>26954619
Teleport behind all the robots pull out tour katana and say "nothing personal kid" before beheading every single robot
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>>26954619

We'll be her minions as long as she doesn't want to do any weird stuff to our butt.
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>>26954619
where's the nearest exit so we can fuck of- i mean, help you further?
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>>26954619
Hmm well, I'm thinking of starting a family.

Do you have a healthcare plan for minions and what's the pay like?
Also, would I be able to rise in rank in the evil empire like from minion to head henchman to general of doom?
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Dammnit you and your weirdly lewd quest.

http://imgur.com/ze0ulIQ
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>>26954677

Dammit Carl
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>>26954619
Ask her what the hell she's doing down here. Before fighting the robots that is.
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>>26954619
face the robot and scream "I ANON!"
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>>26954619
And then, Anon pulls out his dick and penetrate every single robot, leading them to self-destruction
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>>26954684
He just can't help himself.
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>>26954640
>>26954673
>>26954676
>>26954685
>>26954693
>You scream, "I Anon!" back at the robot.
"He won't say anything else... bit of a failure on my part."
>You know that your robot kinda looks like Bender from futurama right?
"I don't watch television like a child."
>Will you show me your tities?
"Fucking no! what the hell!?"
>Just trying to lighten the mood, you're so tense. Speaking of tense, if I become your minion you're not going to do any weird butt-stuff to me right?
"No, why the fuck would I do anything like that?"
>I don't know, you're the weirdo. Actually I'm thinking of starting a family. Do you have a healthcare plan for minions and what's the pay like? Also, would I be able to rise in rank in the evil empire like from minion to head henchman to general of doom?
"Um, I really hadn't considered hiring you on full time... I'm actually very short on minions so if you prove yourself here, I could probably put you in management right away!
>Cool! What are you doing down here anyway.
"The is my Super Secret Subterranean SANCTUM!!! Wah ha ha ha ha haaaa! *cough* Sorry. Suffice to say, I live down here.

Before you can say anything else you hear loud bumps coming from inside the base followed by a flood of floating robots!
The super villain fires her laser gun at the mechanized menace and the ponies and Carl panic.
One robot flies right up to you and says, "What's gucci my nigga!?"
>N-not much.
"Sorry to fuck up your life, but we need the QM back... For reasons"
>The fuck does that mean?
"Wave goodbye to your waifu dipshit!"
The world fades away until there is nothing but white surrounding you then as you look down at yourself, you fade away.

The End.
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Sudden end is sudden
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>>26954897
Well that was something, thanks for the goofy quest.
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>>26954897
nooo, break their block with your cock! Use Cock-Fu!
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>>26954897
No threesome with Fleetfoot and sex slave?
I demand a refund!
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>>26955061
April Fools!
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>>26954897
Undo last action
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>>26954897
Restart Game
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