ITT Post good innocent kissless virgin ponies saving themselves for marriage.
Let's begin with this good pony.
Rarafags, Twifags, Ponkfags, Flutterfags, Applefags, Shimmerfags need not apply.
>>26929532
>>26929532
>>26929532
What about Starlight, Spitfire, Fleetfoot, Harshwhinny, Cherry Jubilee, Cheerilee, Celestia, and Luna?
>>26929532
Can't tell if this is a false flag or NRDT. Either way, I apologize for his rudeness on behalf of Dashfags everywhere.
>>26929849
Thanks, i guess, good to see you're not all dicks.
>>26929532
Nice one. So this is a joke thread?
>>26929532
Nah, I ain't buying that...
>>26929532
Fug you, Dashfig
Shamwow is the purest waifu of all
>>26929538
You posted the town bicycle.
>>26929567
What? Are you offended?
>>26929571
I don't know, I've seen them talking to other stallions in a flirtatious manner. It was probably nothing but you can't be too sure these days.
>>26929617
Starlight ran a town, she might have had multiple affairs.
Spitfire has a relationship with Soarin.
I don't know Fleetfoot.
Harshwinny is too old to be a virgin.
Cherry Jubilee is too.
Cheerilee and Big Mac is canon.
Celestia had something with Sombra in the comics. Or was it with Discord?
Luna comes into dreams. You know how that would go.
>>26929849
No, this is a legit thread. I am trying to build a list of legitimate waifus. I don't know who NRDT is.
>>26930070
Maybe you shouldn't be such a cuck.
>>26930089
No, this is a brainstorming thread.
>>26930107
Rainbow Dash is the element of loyalty. It would only make sense to say she is saving her virginity for her future husband.
>>26930113
It has been stated that she was ex girlfriend of Flash. You know what they say; if she had ex boyfriends, she will have ex husbands.
>>26930269
>Rainbow Dash is the element of loyalty
Too bad that has nothing to do with her being a whore since she has no stallion. She's got to feel good somehow.
>>26930269
She's got such low self esteem that she would fuck anyone who would ask her.
Even Snails.
>>26930269
Right, so joke thread.
>>26930269
>I don't know who NRDT is
Well then stick around, you can circle jerk with him in the Nightly Rainbow Dash thread he posts around 4-6 PM PST every goddamn day. But know we hate you, you supreme faggot piece of shit.
Everyone just abandon this obvious bait thread, this isn't worth your time. You could be doing literally anything else.
>>26930306
She still holds her innocence. She has not been deflowered. She wants to remain completely loyal for her future husband.
>>26930307
Wrong! She satisfies herself by performing flying tricks.
>>26930400
Cucks are the joke here.
>>26930502
I'll keep that in mind.
>>26930525
Why is this bait? Don't you want to find other ponies who are waifu material?
>>26929532
Silly OP don't you know female ponies are only pure if they have lesbian sex at least once a week and indulge in some sick perversion at least once a month.
Surely you did not forget that Equestrias laws are different to ares?
>>26929532
Dash is definitely not a virgin...
>>26930269
>You know what they say; if she had ex boyfriends, she will have ex husbands
>muh slippery slope
>>26929532
>tfw Gilda is more pure than any of your lame pony waifus
>>26932551
>>26932551
>what is that green stuff??
My sides have never been more confused than the first time I read that.
>>26931244
>She has not been deflowered
Good one!
>>26932776
>pic semi-related
>>26932793
a surprisingly cute little series.
>>26932793
>not just deflowering dash herself
>>26929532
>Dash
>Hetero sex
>>26932551
jesus fucking christ i puked a little bit in my mouth
>dashfags
Jesus fucking christ
>>26929532
>molested as a filly by twilight
>pure
pick one
>>26932551
Now I understand why she is so pure and still a virgin...her putrid nasty smelly crusty cunt make any dick fall off before they can enter the vagina.
>pic semi related
>I value purity
>My waifu isn't a pre-order filly
Seriously?
No matter how virtuous your pony is, if she made it to adulthood as a free pony, she can never compare in innocence and devotion to someone promised to you as a child.
>>26933030
But they never met as fillys
>>26929538
I honestly think she is a virgin not by lack of trying but the only person who wants her is an underage dragon
>>26931292
That's pure degeneracy. Dashie has pure innocence because she is a good pony.
Actually our societal norms are moving in that direction.
>>26931537
She barely has any interaction with males and when she does it is not facilitate any meaningful bond building.
>>26931550
See pic.
>>26931930
Not as pure as Dash but she appears to be the confrontational type which turns many males away. The same can be said for RD.
>>26932529
Thanks for the bump.
>>26932551
Rainbow Dash is the cleanest pony! She is constantly flying in concentrated water vapor. Water is a good solvent. And her virgin pussy is not disease ridden like some ponies.
>>26932580
I like Spongebob.
>>26932727
The story would be more realistic with any other pony.
>>26932776
She is pure!
PURE
>>26932793
Exactly. But she would not loose it in this way. If she does she must marry ASAP.
>>26932840
It ended too soon. There must be more being made.
>>26932846
>not popping Rara's cherry first, oh wait
Just pop her balloon.
>>26932889
Yes hetero sex. She wants one male partner for life. I don't think she would be satisfied with a stallion. She would want something exotic like a human.
>>26932922
Don't worry, it's never going to happen.
>>26932960
This is why we choose her! We're not cucks! We have self respect!
>>26933030
What? When? If anything Rainbow Dash gave them all puberty when they were fillies.
>>26933034
No, it is her attitude and wisdom. She puts her Dash face on to test the men. None have met her criteria.
And she is the cleanest pony.
>>26933790
Rainbow Dash is the element of loyalty. Of course she will stay pure for her husband.
Fillies are usually rape targets, especially if they cannot fly, teleport or possess any special abilities.
>>26933795
Yeah. What is he talking about?
>>26934502
Do you honestly think she gets by only making dresses?
>>26934831
ayy lmao
>>26934831
RD is incredibly girly next to Gilda.
We see her wearing dresses, squealing, blushing, crying, snuggling, hugging, and well this one isn't worth much but also smiling.
None of which we see Gilda doing, until her redemption episode and then it was only for a brief moment.
Gilda is very much a bad bitch and no one who wouldn't put the effort in or take all her shit would see any of that tangy griffon strange.
She may not be a prude, but she sure as hell wouldn't give it up to just anyone.pinkie
ITT: Insecure butthurt dashfags
>>26931244
If somebody has had sex or not does not affect how waifuable somebody is
>>26929532
I'd fuck all of the motherfucking ponies no matter what
>>26929532
Luv ya
Thread = Trash
>>26929532
Op pls
What the fuck were you expecting OP? I too am a dashfag, and I also believe that she's a virgin (blah, blah loyalty, blah, blah) but why would you make a thread like this, and talk shit on other people's waifu? To everyone else, this guy is the NRDT guy, a known dashfag troll, who keeps getting his threads deleted by mods. As said earlier, nor all dashfags are like this, and I think your waifuis a cute
>>26934854
What?
>>26934890
Rainbow Dash has a hardened shell too but at least she isn't a dyke.
>>26934979
I can say that my waifu is pure. You cannot.
>>26935027
Who in the hell wants a used waifu? There is a word for people like you.
>>26935083
You're a cuck and a womanizer.
>>26935095
You agree?
>>26935112
This thread is catching on with 28 posters and counting.
>>26935886
What?
you glorious faget
>>26929571
>my big brony
>>26936365
I bet you're one of those people who say that if it doesn't affect you it shouldn't matter. I don't think that way. I am trying to guide them away from this degeneracy so more content should be generated for Dash.
I am not the NRDT guy.
>>26936413
You agree with me and what I'm trying to do here?
>>26936497
We watch them and they watch us. Do you think they make the same threads about us?
>>26936514
of course
>>26936514
You're trying to "guide" people by shit talking their waifu?
>>26936514
Of course I agree with you, Dash is a pure pony.
I hate the 'dashfags are autists' meme and how it's perpetuated by salty twilightcucks
>>26929532
Threads like this are the reason why the whole fucking board hates us. Hope you're proud of yourself.
>>26936709
but that's not true
>>26929532
Was gonna write then I saw this bullshit
>Rarafags, Twifags, Ponkfags, Flutterfags, Applefags, Shimmerfags need not apply.
Even when you come up with gold you need to smother it with shit. Man you are such a faggot OP.
>>26936823
This is a bait thread anyway it screams of nrdt from the bashing every other character and calling everyone cucks to the responding to every post. Just ignore the rule breaking moron with mommy issues and let the thread die.
>>26936793
Nigga, everybody hates everyone in this board.
Everybody hates pinkiefags for being depressive assholes, twifags for being hugboxers and hasdrones, rarifags for being elitist and smug cunts, dashfags for being delusional autists, flutterfags for being weak insecure manchildren and weebs, and no body care about applefags.
>>26936572
fukken imposter
>>26937157
U wot m8?
>>26936793
>tfw applefag
F-feels good
>>26937525
(>>26936572) was an answer to a question meant directly for me
>>26937663
Was it though?
[autism]
>>26937754
yes
> 26936413 (You)
> You agree with me and what I'm trying to do here?
>>26936545
<answer>
[/autism]
>>26937753
Prove that Rainbow Dash is pure and virgin.
You can't.
>>26937783
Was it really though?
>>26934831 (You)
>>26936399 (You)
>>26936514 (You)
>>26937753 (You)
You're an autist and Dash is a whore.
>>26937811
i can't find the episode this frame is from
i hate you
>>26937010
I don't know why you keep posting that cancer. And I am not NRDT. Who is this NRDT?
>>26937125
Applefags? There is no such thing.
>>26937157
Ponk a slut.
>>26937525
?
>>26937551
You have nothing to be proud of.
>>26937663
Stop posting thing horrible ship. This is a virginity thread!
>>26937754
Yes.
>>26937783
Too many unique features in this post.
>>26937788
Her tsundere attitude drives away 90% of stallions. The other 10% are not cool enough. 100% of them do not have fingers to give belly rubs, wing and hoof massages and scratches behind her ears.
>>26937811
Yes.
>>26937826
Isn't that banned?
>>26937854
Only one of those is true.
>>26937866
It appears to be a night scene.
Pure Anons thread when?
>>26937905
everyday;_;
>>26937898
>100% of them do not have fingers to give belly rubs, wing and hoof massages and scratches behind her ears.
Top cute, need belly scratching green now.
>>26937753
>op getting rekt by mawds
no fun allowed
>>26937940
>Pure Ponies!
>Virgin ponies only!
>Dashfags need not apply
FTFY, OP
>>26937898
>Only one of those is true.
Dash a slut. OP confirmed it himself
>>26937898
>Only one of those is true.
Ah, so you're just pretending to be an autist.
>>26938078
I tried to reverse image search that and it gave me pictures of the sandwich.
>>26937898
i don't post ships, i post cute ponies
>>26938116
HA hah ha!
>>26937898
>Who is this NRDT?
An autistic cuck who wants Dash to have mental issues all because he isn't loved by anyone, not even his family. He's more that a bit pathetic really and should really consider suicide, though even then nobody would care hell there would be celebrations if he did that.
>>26929532
May I ask why you think Twilight and Fluttershy aren't virgins?
>>26936399
>hardened shell
>dyke
RD is a cunt and a dyke, don't project here. Gilda is a bitch cause she had to toughen up due to her background. RD is a bitch because she was a spoiler daddys girl and tomboy.
>>26938116
>>26938116
My sides
>>26938203
Because the OP is the shitposter behind the nrdt and is widely hated by other Dashfags; he creates threads like this and the nrdt, the mods delete it and ban his IP then he ban evades to do the same thing again. You can generally recognise his posts by the fact he responds to as many replies to as possible, he calls people who don't agree with him cucks and bashes every other character who isn't Dash.
Just follow the standard procedure that Dashfags do and report his posts/threads, don't reply, sage, etc.
>>26937754
hey you saved this image from my post
just wanted to say that
>>26938531
Are you from the Dash thread?
>>26938531
>not having any hope for s6
are you one of those famous 'fans of the fandom'?
>>26938540
no?
>>26929532
>Pure
>Wanted to fuck soarin
>Like a slut
>inb4 damage control
>>26938116
>>26938237
>>26938563
>>26938547
That's where I got that one from
>>26938541
>having any hope for s6
DYEWTS?
>>26938558
What? The SoarinDash ship is dumb as fuck, just stop.
>>26938860
>That's where I got that one from
But that's not true, I checked your filename and it's down to the second from my post
>>26929532
>his waifu is a pathetic kissless virgin
>>26938920
Wait, arnt the filenames just random? What thread did you post it in?
>>26929532
Posting shimmer because you said not to
>his waifu is spaghetti tan
I'm cool with that.
>>26938934
>he doesn't want to taunt his beta waifu about being a KLV
>>26938944
how new are you? they're UNIX strings representing miliseconds and thus the exact date of the post
>>26917505
>>26938860
Stop denying it m8.
Rainbow cunt got fucked by soarin.
>>26938975
Wow, I've been on 4chan for 7 years, and /mlp/ since its creation, and yet I never knew that. You learn something every day I guess
>>26939023
Yea, no. In like 5 seasons, they've had like, 30 sec of dialogue between them. Definitely not enough to constitute romantic implications.
>>26939025
it's always been the number of miliseconds since 01.01.1970
read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem if you're interested
>>26938975
that should make >>26938541 more clear
>>26939080
Huh, good to know. Thanks anon.
>>26937905
It's not as important for males.
>>26937910
Save yourself for Dashie.
>>26937931
There is plenty of that.
>>26937940
I don't see what rule I've broken.
>>26937976
But I like having fun.
>>26937980
Dashie is the only virgin pony!
>>26938031
No, I was trying to be funny by calling myself an autist.
>>26938078
I don't know but Rainbow Dash is pure.
>>26938116
You're lucky to find the sandwich at all.
>>26938180
They were too close.
>>26938192
Ha.
>>26938193
He doesn't sound that bad. And his threads are very interesting.
>>26938203
Flash and Discord.
>>26938204
Gilda is trash. You know what they say; if you were raised in trash, you are trash.
>>26938219
Ha.
>>26938237
Ha.
>>26938274
Thanks for the bump.
>>26938354
Why do you keep saying that?! Stop it.
>>26939135
>He doesn't sound that bad. And his threads are very interesting.
NRDT confirmed.
Stop replying to this thread you fucking retards.
You know that the whole mindset behind being a virgin is made up. There is no difference between having sex with a slut or a girl who has never slept with anyone in her life.
>>26939186
If it hurts your little feelings so much, just hide it, anon.
>>26939135
>It's not as important for males
Speak for yourself, faggot.
>>26939048
>>26939135
>Implying soarin didn't fuck her brains out after leaving the stadium in sonic rainboom.
>Being this much in denial.
>>26939198
Then why do girls still eventually lie about their numbers?
>>26939228
You're going to have to try harder then that, someone mentions that every other Dash thread, I've argued this some point several times.
>>26939135
>if you were raised in trash, you are trash.
Never heard that saying before.
Guess you would know. Faggot.
>>26929532
bump to remind newfigs what a quality thread look like
>>26939135
Everything you said to justify dash being virgin just sinks you down more.
You said:
>Most ponies are turned off by dash personality.
>The ones that not, are not enought for her.
>She would like something more exotic.
>She would like hands for belly rubs, scratches, etc.
All of this gets fucked over by the griffons
>They like harsh personality.
>They are creatures made for endurance, flight and dangereous maneuvers, the wet dream of dash is one of these creatures.
>Interespecies is pretty exotic.
>Hands/Claws
Dash has already been in the griffon empire, I would be surprised if she hasn't fucked a griffon already.
Also dash personality is a big red flag:
>Prepotent.
>Weak will.
>Easily manipulable.
>Has no plans for the future.
>Lazy.
>Wants quick and easy pleasure.
She is the kind of girl that will do stupid shit and try to avoid the resposibility and consequences for her actions.
She will never think about getting married because she is afraid of compromise, she will focus more in short term relationships, she will not save her virginity for her future husband, because she doesn't want one.
Also being the element of loyalty means shit in this chase, because she is that element doesn't mean she will be like that 24/7.
Every element of harmony does the same:
Applejack lied to pinkie in Party of one.
Twilight couldn't beat glimmer in a magic fight.
Fluttershy was a cunt to everyone in the Iron will episode.
Rarity took spike special gem because lol shiny.
And Pinkie had to get matilda to make cranky smile.
The elements of harmony mean shit under certain circumstances or outside a frienship.
TL;DR
Dash has a very low probability of being virgin compared to other mares: Applejack, Luna, Zecora, Fluttershy, Celestia, Derpy, etc.
Also, you are a cuck.
>>26941427
DELETE THIS
>>26941427
Not him, but there are a few things wrong with that.
>They like harsh personality.
There is a difference between being hardcore and stoic, and being a down right asshole, and Griffons are just assholes
>They are creatures made for endurance, flight and dangereous maneuvers, the wet dream of dash is one of these creatures.
What? Where did you get all this? None of that is canon
>Interespecies is pretty exotic.
That is true
>Hands/Claws
It is canon that Griffon claws are really sharp, which is not optimal over hands.
>Dash has already been in the griffon empire, I would be surprised if she hasn't fucked a griffon already
We were with her the entire time she was there (with brief brakes, not enough for fucking) and there was no hankypanky involved.
>Also being the element of loyalty means shit in this chase, because she is that element doesn't mean she will be like that 24/7.
It pretty much does. When has she ever betrayed her element?
>Every element of harmony does the same:
>Applejack lied to pinkie in Party of one.
For a very good reason, she told a small fib, so that the suprise party wasn't ruined.
>Twilight couldn't beat glimmer in a magic fight.
But she did anon, using the MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP
>Fluttershy was a cunt to everyone in the Iron will episode.
You got me here, Fluttershy sucks
>Rarity took spike special gem because lol shiny.
Also for a very good reason, and she didn't take it, he gave it to her willingly
>And Pinkie had to get matilda to make cranky smile.
Doesn't change the fact that she made him smile. In fact, thats her talent, is going out of her way to make her friends smile in interesting ways, evidenced by her secret party planning room.
Don't get me wrong, this was a very well thought out argument, but it has way too many holes for me to accept it.
>>26938116
https://derpibooru.org/930703
mah boi
>>26941616
In addition to this, if she had slept with someone, don't you think that due to the whole loyalty thing, that she would be around them more? I don't know about you, but I would like to be around my lover alot, especially if I were loyal to them. We never see a griffon except for 2 episodes, so that's hardly a loyal relationship, don't you think?
>>26941427
>weak will
>easily manipulatable
>no plans for the future
>lazy
>has literally denied tempting offers to wonder and shadowbolts
>''
>wants to be a wonderbolt, has a steady job
>works hard af when she needs to, see the "tank can't hibernate" episode
Quick and easy pleasure, I can't argue with you there.
>>26941705
This too. I didn't even think about that, but it's true.
>>26941705
>works hard af
That's not working, that's called acting like a retard and a quasi-terrorist in order to delay the inevitable for her stupid turtle. Working would be if she actually had a job at the weather factory instead of breaking in and blowing it up out of some whimsical ass move that she got off scot-free from, but knowing her, she probably lives off welfare. Kinda like lowlife women that tend to be town bicycles.
>>26942525
>turtle
>>26942525
I don't give a fuck what you say, I'm pretty sure being a terrorist is hard as fuck. Nice assumptions also
>>26941616
The griffons thing was more like an example of creatures that are appealing to Dash, there are others like minotaurs or diamond dogs.
I didn't say they have harsh personality, i said that they LIKE harsh personality, gilda-dash interactions.
The flight and resistance thing is more logical thinking based on their body from and the mytological creature they are based in.
And the griffon kingdom was because, after seeing them in their natural home, dash would probably fall for any other griffon she finds.
The part about her element means that she can be like that 24/7 but she doesn't NEED to be like that 24/7, the rest of the mane six are able to override their elements under certain conditions.
But it doesn't even matter that she is the element of loyalty, she has no one to be loyal, she will never think about a future husband because she will never want one, dash cares about short term relationships, not long term compromises.
Dash is afraid of compromise because she never faces the consequences and responsibilities of her acts, and a compromse like the marriage carries a lot of responsibilities she doesn't want to deal with.
>>26941695
She is loyal while it lasts, after that, she will forget about it pretty quickly.
>>26941705
I'm gonna explain every one of these.
>No plans for the future.
She has dreams and aspirations, but not plans, Dash doesn't think hard about her dreams, she does not have a clear way to archieve her dreams, she wants to join the wonderbolts by just practicing and nothing more.
>Lazy.
She can work hard, but she is lazy most of the time.
>Weak will.
>Easily manipulable.
Something I have discovered is how to easily manipulate dash, it already happened in Thanks for the memories.
Dash is not as confident as she seems, this makes her easily manipulable by making her doubt her control on the situation.
(Cont.)
>>26942998
So pretty much everyone of these arguments are
>assumptions
You are guessing things about her character, where as I'm going off of her canon personality.
>>26942998
(Cont.)
If you tell dash that she has no control over something, she will try to prove herself the she has, but the pressure of probably not having control will make her lose the control she has, making her doubt even more, this will continue until she accepts the fact that she has no control, losing it all and making her very emotionaly weak and manipulable.
This already happened in Thanks for the memories, fluttershy and twilight told her the she had no control over the hibernation of her tortoise, so she had to prove them and herself that she had control, then she does everything possible to regain control, but due the pressure of failing, she loses the little control over the situation and herself, making her very emotional and weak, point were she accepts it and loses all the control she had.
Manipulating dash is easy of you know how.
>>26943097
Once again, that is a HUGE mental leap to take, where as I'm going off of her canon personality. It's an alright argument, but it has to many holes and assumptions to work.
>>26943119
Also, holy fuck, it's midnight, I have to be at work at 7:00, I spent all night arguing about the virginity of a technicolor horse from a children's show. If you have any arguments, don't assume I left, but I'll resume this shit in the morning
>>26943074
No, im playing with the most possible thing based on what we can see about her canon personality.
For example if she is impulsive, the she has more probability of short term relationships and quick pleasure rather than long term relationships and hard work.
I do this because we don't have enought canon information about her personality to get an accurate answer, so to get the most accurate one we need to make the missing parts of her personality based on possibilities and her canon personality.
It is still not the absolute answer, it is just the most possible one, the only way to get an acurrate answer is from the show showing a old Dash relationship, or the writter saying it.It would be a bad idea to ask them on twitter?.
>>26943284
Well fuck it, I'm still up.
>For example if she is impulsive, the she has more probability of short term relationships and quick pleasure rather than long term relationships and hard work.
She might be impulsive, but she's also fiercely loyal, and obviously prefers long term relationships, even if they take a bit of work (evidenced in TTM and MMDW)
I understand that we are both just making assumptions on this subject, but I take the lack of canon evidence as basis for my statements. If she was in a relationship, we would have probability heard about it at some point in time. Also, all of her negative traits (impulsive, lazy, brash, ect) are minor compared to her main trait, loyalty. You can say whatever you want about dash, but she has never faltered from that (inb4 selling fluttershy) people who are loyal just don't do stuff like short term flings.
>It is still not the absolute answer, it is just the most possible one,
That's just plain not true. I've told you exactly what's wrong with what you said, and this is one of those cases where not only do I have logical evidence, I also have canon evidence, seeing as she's never mentioned any past or present relationships, and has never even expressed interest in anyone. I would ask on twitter myself, but I don't sign up for that
>normie shit.
>>26943364
Forgot to adress the manipulation part. It would be easy to manipulate her into doing certain things, but you would have to be dumber then a pile of shit in order to be manipulated into doing something that goes against not only your core belief, but a huge part of your character. Say what you will about dash, but all memes aside, she's not that dumb.
>>26929538
Meganekko Rarity. Your argument is valid.
>>26943364
The main point still stands, there are very low possibilities that Dash is saving her virginity for a future husband, it doesn't fit her character.
Dash seem like the type of girl that will just wait it to naturally happen, but will never force herself to follow a rule like that.
And since there is no oficial evidence on any side it just amounts to an maybe on both options.
And about the manipulation and everything, sometimes I just overthink stuff.I think I will ask Big Jim about dash.
>>26942618
they're fucking reptiles with shells and they're slow, blow it out your ass
>>26943364
You realize that Dash is after one thing, a rush of excitement. She can get that from anyone, and as long as she keeps it a strictly physical relationship she won't be inclined to someone she barely cares about.
Or are you saying that she is loyal to every person she meets? No right? because she is only loyal to her best friends and that's it.
Dash is not a pure white lily, she is in fact more than likely leading an actively sexual lifestyle though obviously not to the point of whoring around like pinkie or rarity. Hell i think Applejack is the only one of the mane six who would be a virgin, right next to Twilight who might or might not have experimented just to see what it felt like.
TLDR
Rainbow Dash would not cheat on you
but that doesn't mean shes a virgin
Also if we want to go off mythology: A 9th century Irish writer by the name of Stephen Scotus asserted that Griffins were highly monogamous, not only did they mate for life, but if one partner died, the other would continue throughout the rest of its life alone, never to search for a new mate.
Gilda is still pure and a superiour waifu to RD
>>26944480
/thread
>>26944480
>superior waifu
DELETE THIS
>>26929532
>dash
>pure
Dude she's a favourite of mine for waifudom but I really rather doubt that she's a virgin.
And that's okay.
>>26944480
I like you. You have ideas. You'll go places. Mostly to weird porn sites, but those are places too.
>>26943553
>Dash is saving her virginity for a future husband, it doesn't fit her character.
I don't understand how you can continue to say this, every negative personality point that you've brought up I've refuted, and explained why her loyalty would over ride that.
>Dash seem like the type of girl that will just wait it to naturally happen, but will never force herself to follow a rule like that.
Once again, this is an assumption. I admit that she can be a bit impulsive, but that doesn't change the fact that she is extremely loyal, and if she had lost her virginity to someone, she would most likely still be with them, as she is very loyal, likes long term relationships even if they take some work (TTM), and hates being alone (MMDW). If you do ask big Jim make sure to let me know ok?
>>26944480
>You realize that Dash is after one thing, a rush of excitement. She can get that from anyone, and as long as she keeps it a strictly physical relationship she won't be inclined to someone she barely cares about.
Or are you saying that she is loyal to every person she meets? No right? because she is only loyal to her best friends and that's it.
Dash is not a pure white lily, she is in fact more than likely leading an actively sexual lifestyle
Once again, you do realize that this is a huge assumption about her character right? Anytime it has been an issue of someone she cares about vs something she really wants, her loyalty kicks in and she always chooses who she cares about. In almost every single civilized society that has sex, saving yourself is seen as an extremely loyal thing to do, so it's not like she wouldn't understand the concept or something. I don't understand why you guys think that RD is as dumb as you say.
>well, I'm bored now, because I'm obviously sooooo lazy and impulsive, what should I do?
>I know, totally go against my core element, and fuck some random dude!
It doesn't make any sense.
>>26944480
My comment was too long, so I had to make a new one.
>>26944480
>Also if we want to go off mythology: A 9th century Irish writer by the name of Stephen Scotus asserted that Griffins were highly monogamous, not only did they mate for life, but if one partner died, the other would continue throughout the rest of its life alone, never to search for a new mate.
But we arnt going off of that though, if you were, she would probably eat your face too, considering that's what the mythological griffons would do.
>Gilda is still pure and a superiour waifu to RD
I see. That's where all of those assumptions were coming from. It sounds like you already have a bias against dash. Why?
>>26936399
>Who in the hell wants a used waifu? There is a word for people like you.
Sane?
>>26945389cuck
>>26945427
I don't think that word means what you think it means
fuck off twilightcucks and stop smearing my perfect virgin waifu
>>26929532
kek
>>26945460
Typical dyke.
>>26945322
Rare Dashie
>>26945951
Save it friend, it's all yours.
>>26945322
>>26945354
So much damage control
You are also making assumptions of other people's assumptions.
Equestria most resembles a western country in its culture, sex is not taboo in these countries, heretofore dash is not a virgin.
Accept it Anon, if you were sent to equestria and she fell in love and married you you'd still get used wares.
But horses don't have a hymen anyway so there's that.
And I don't have anything against dash either. Why would you assume that? I'm actually a former dashfagI just traded up
>>26946820
That's a nice headcanon you got there anon, loved the damage controlling. Have fun with your cunty waifu.
>>26946820
>sex is not taboo in these countries, heretofore dash is not a virgin.
I never said that sex is taboo, all I said is that female virgins are held in higher regard then non virgins. Seeing as Dash is literally THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY, and saving yourself is extremely loyal, it is a high probability that she is a virgin.
>Accept it Anon, if you were sent to equestria and she fell in love and married you you'd still get used wares.
This is the point in the argument that I hate, when someone is wrong, but instead of admitting that they are wrong, the just resort to logical fallacies, and name calling. Just stop now Gildafag, it's just pointless, repeating the same disproven arguments over and over again.
Could someone with a twitter just ask Jim? I'd do it myself but Ihave no idea how
>>26946820
>changed his waifu
and then anon lost all credibility and respect
fuck off
>>26946878
What damage control? And I will.
>>26946941
>I never said that sex is taboo, all I said is that female virgins are held in higher regard then non virgins.
That's a double standard, created by taboo. You don't see rednecks as normal people for fucking their sisters right?
>Seeing as Dash is literally THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY, and saving yourself is extremely loyal, it is a high probability that she is a virgin.
Loyalty is not the same as chastity. There is no oath you swear to keep from having sex unless you want to assume the opal ring crusaders are in equestria.
>This is the point in the argument that I hate, when someone is wrong, but instead of admitting that they are wrong, the just resort to logical fallacies, and name calling. Just stop now Gildafag, it's just pointless, repeating the same disproven arguments over and over again.
Everything you just wrote, that all applies to you. And only you.friendo ^:)
>>26947318
>>26946878
>>26946941
You know. Sometimes. ..I wonder
We all know Fluttershy is purest Pony.
>>26947058
This post is literally gay
Obviously fluttershy
Just look at her
>>26947358
>That's a double standard, created by taboo
>Double standard
Tumblr plz go. Seriously though, duh. Of course being promiscuous is taboo in the west (admittedly less now a days) it's no double standard, it's just a fact.
>Loyalty is not the same as chastity
Of course not you mong. What I was saying is that Rainbow Dash who is ok with long term relationships, hates being alone, and is extremely loyal has a very high chance of being a virgin.
>Everything you just wrote, that all applies to you.
>No you
The main difference is that I'm clearly correct, and I've explained that multiple times. I'm starting to question you sanity, seeing as you keep bringing up the same dumb arguments, and I keep telling you why they are wrong, yet you keep repeating them. Or this might just be bait, and I'm retarted for replying. You're starting to sound alot like NRDT in disguise,friendo ^^:))
Also, this >>26947318 what kind of human trash are you, switching waifus?
>>26947423
>>26947058
Goddamn, can we take the names off yet? Does anyone have a fucking twitter?
>>26929532
are you saving yourself for your waifu?
>>26947525
>>tumblr
>>double standard
>Just
Jesus anon, do you live under a rock or something? Tumblr uses that bullshit term all the time.
>>hatest being alone
>>virgin
>What?
Exactly. If she hates being alone, then why would she go and have some short term flings with someone? Are you implying that one night stands make you less lonely?
>I think now I understand why people avoid Internet arguments
Yea because people like you can't admit that they are wrong. This post marks the 9th time that I have explained this, yet you keep repeating it. Why? Why can't you understand? It's not that hard.
>Have you never had an irl relationship?
Hahahaha are you comparing having a waifu to an irl relationship? That settles it, I'm sure you're either retarded, or baiting.
>>26946941
>>26947459
>>26947655
Your argument makes no fucking sense, loyalty has no relation with virginity.
>saving yourself is extremely loyal
There is no western country were being virgin is considered loyal, maybe it is considered honorable but not loyal, being loyal would be not cheating on your couple when in a relationship, but outside of it you can fuck whatever you want.
>What I was saying is that Rainbow Dash who is ok with long term relationships, hates being alone, and is extremely loyal has a very high chance of being a virgin.
That makes no fucking sense, all that you said just makes even more probable that dash had a relationship in the past, and combined with all the other parts of her personality makes very possible that dash had a relationship and lost her virginity with someone in the past.
And don't say that she is loyal to a future husband, you can't be loyal to something you don't know.
And no, i'm not the gildafag, I am the other guy about manipulation.
I just got back from work.
![[pure and utter disgust].png](https://i.imgur.com/URBLBm1.png "[pure and utter disgust].png")
>>26930269
>trying to build a list of legitimate waifus
>All of the most popular ponies except for Top Cunt need not apply
inferiority complex detected
>>26947765
>There is no western country were being virgin is considered loyal
What? Where the fuck do you live?
>That makes no fucking sense, all that you said just makes even more probable that dash had a relationship in the past
Holy fuck, I'm getting super tired of explaining this. She's had previous relationships, but we've never heard anything about them? We've literally met her childhood friend from years ago, why not past boyfriends? Why would someone who is extremely loyal, hates being alone, and is fine with long term relationships have a short fling/one night stand?
>combined with all the other parts of her personality makes very possible that dash had a relationship and lost her virginity with someone in the past.
You mean the personality traits that were disproven in past posts?
>And no, i'm not the gildafag, I am the other guy about manipulation.
I don't give a shit who you are, you're repeating the same dumb, disproven arguments as the Gildafag.
>>26947857
>What? Where the fuck do you live?
South of mexico, country of liberal laws but conservative values, I have known a lot of people that want to save their virginity until they find the right person.
>She's had previous relationships, but we've never heard anything about them? We've literally met her childhood friend from years ago, why not past boyfriends?
There was no episode that need Dash to show her old boyfriends, Twilight has a brother, but we didn't knew it until season 2 when it was need for the episode, and we don't have a episode that needs dash old boyfriend.
>Why would someone who is extremely loyal, hates being alone, and is fine with long term relationships have a short fling/one night stand?
I said that she probably had a relationship, I never said it was a one night stand.
>You mean the personality traits that were disproven in past posts?
No, I was talking about her canon impulsive and easy personality.
>you're repeating the same dumb, disproven arguments as the Gildafag.
Disprove my arguments and prove yours, i'm waiting.
>>26947576
Everyone on this board is, whether intentionally or not
>>26948128
>South of mexico, country of liberal laws
Well that might be it, I live in the south US and here something like that is highly regarded here, so it might be a cultural difference
>There was no episode that need Dash to show her old boyfriends
Do you really think Hasbro would pass up a chance to sell more toys? Little kids eat that shit up. Also, they took a while, but they still mentioned Twi's brother, but after 5 seasons they still haven't even hinted even 1.
>I said that she probably had a relationship
Why? Why do you just assume she's been in one? She's obvious not in one now, and her character is unlikely to break one off, so why do you assume she was in one?
>Disprove my arguments and prove yours, i'm waiting.
Damn I though the whole "beaners donto know how to read" thing was just a meme. Go back and read the previous posts, they explain all of that.
>>26948801
>Do you really think Hasbro would pass up a chance to sell more toys?
Hasbro dosn't make toys about everything, maud and moondancer have no toys even when they are important to a main character.
>Also, they took a while, but they still mentioned Twi's brother, but after 5 seasons they still haven't even hinted even 1.
The same applies to fluttershy brother, we didn't know about him until now
We don't know the family tree and relationships of every character just because yes, if there is no need to mention it until it's need, they won't mention it.
>Why? Why do you just assume she's been in one? She's obvious not in one now, and her character is unlikely to break one off, so why do you assume she was in one?
Her personality makes her very likely to have a relationship in the past.
Also relationships end all the time for every kind of reasons, even if it is not her the one who decides it.
>Go back and read the previous posts, they explain all of that.
Already done, half of your arguments are based on the lack of evidence and the rest are already disproven.
Meanwhile you hadn't disproven my central argument.
Based on dash personality and the way she interacts with others, it is very likely that she had a relationship with someone in the past atleast one time.
And the popular argument to prove her virginity based on her loyalty just falls apart due to the lack of relation between them, and the argument of her being loyal to a future husband is wrong, since you can't be loyal to something you don't know.
I'm still waiting you to disprove that
>>26948801
This guy is so mad.
Twilight is also the main character therefore only she can have a potential relationship. The rest are j just supporting cast members, their lives don't matter so they don't get boyfriends.
I really think your overthinking a cartoon show meant for little girls.
Just let it go.
>>26949452
>Hasbro dosn't make toys about everything
Hasbro has made toys about every canon relationship. You can't compare a character no kid cares about (moondancer) to a main character and her boyfriend.
>The same applies to fluttershy brother, we didn't know about him until now
Until it was actually confirmed, that was just a headcanon. Same thing applies here. If it hasn't been mentioned in the show, it's not canon. That's it.
>Her personality makes her very likely to have a relationship in the past.
Also relationships end all the time for every kind of reasons, even if it is not her the one who decides it.
But without any mention of him, or showing any interest in any one else? Literally at no point in time in the show does she show any interest in any pony at all. I feel like youre moving goalposts now, she obviously hasn't been in any relationships, or else we would have heard about it by now, 6 seasons later.
>And the popular argument to prove her virginity based on her loyalty just falls apart due to the lack of relation between them
Why do you say there is no correlation? Whether or not you're saving yourself, you would definitely at least mention at some point in time your relationship with them, as losing your virginity is a big deal. She hasn't mentioned it even once.
>and the argument of her being loyal to a future husband is wrong, since you can't be loyal to something you don't know.
That's also not true, of course you can. You can be loyal to a concept (future husband). Most religious people are saving themselves for someone they don't even know yet, so they are being loyal to them in a sense.
>>26949496
>Le mad may-may
Just because I disagree doesn't make me mad.
(Cont.)
>this thread is still up
What is going on why is this the way things are what is wrong with you people
Just ignore the autists and they will go away, it is as simple as that.
>>26949616
(Cont.) But all of this is pointless. So far, they haven't mentioned it on the show, so it's not canon. End of story. If fact, it hasn't even been hinted that she showed any interest in anyone at all, so it's not canon. As soon as they mention it in the show, you will be right. But for now, you can speculate on their hypothetical lives all you want, but until they mention it in the show, you are wrong, plain and simple.
>>26949619
>hurr I don't like Rainbow Dash so everything about her is shitposting
we get it, you can go away now
>>26949681
No, it's shitposting when he is trying to cause arguments with inflammatory comments about other people and their waifus.
>>26949698
The OP left a while ago, now it's just me and some other autist arguing about waifus
>>26949709
Well fuck I guess I should read the thread next time.
Who is your waifu, if I may ask? What do you like about her?
No idea what made people shit themselves in this thread, but catbird is pure. She talks a big game, but she's never even kissed anyone.
>>26949698
This is 4chan, people are going to call your waifu shit. Get used to it.
>>26949751
I'm the Rainbow Dash autist. I love everything about her, but mainly her spirt, additude, and her cute as fuck voice, every time it cracks my heart just skips a beat. I know I am autistic as fuck for arguing about this for so long, but love makes you do crazy things. Also,I liked Sam wayyyy more then RaidenWhat about you? Do you have a waifu?
>>26949805
This.
>>26949765
Ur waifu a SHIT
>>26949808
>I liked Sam wayyyy more then Raiden
If only more people realized that Sam was superior.
>>26949808
>>26949844
Sam is my husbando. I've been told I look like him. I'm not even gay.
>>26949808
I forgot to add that like most waifu fags, my waifu got me out of a really bad place in life, so every time I think of her, it's a reminder that a better life is out there, and to not be a sad cunt so often
>>26949844
I just go off of the cybernetics. Jack had tons, but Sam had almost none, yet he kicked Jacks ass. Plus, The Only Thing I Know For Real is a GOAT teir ost.
>>26949875
Well good to hear that, at least it's a positive influence on your life. And I'm glad you guys have good taste in vidya and cyborg ninja mercenaries.
>>26949808
Applefag here
>>26949943Toppteir waifu anon.if I wasnt a dashfag, I'd be an applefag
>>26949765
This guy gets it
>>26949616
>Hasbro has made toys about every canon relationship.
I'm still waiting for my matilda and cranky toy set.
Also i didn't say that she is in a relationship, i said that she WAS is one, a exboyfriend matters less than a boyfriend.
>Until it was actually confirmed, that was just a headcanon. Same thing applies here. If it hasn't been mentioned in the show, it's not canon. That's it.
But it is still possible, and VERY possible due rainbow dash personality.
>But without any mention of him, or showing any interest in any one else?
If there is no need to mention him, they won't mention him.
>Why do you say there is no correlation?
Loyalty doesn't mean virginity, google the definition of loyalty.
>That's also not true, of course you can. You can be loyal to a concept (future husband).
Yes, but you would be loyal to the concept, not the person.
The problem here is, there is no reason to believe that Dash has adopted that concept.
>But all of this is pointless. So far, they haven't mentioned it on the show, so it's not canon
Exactly, since there is no canon established about dash relationships, we need to just believe the most possible thing, that is her having a relationship with someone in the past.
Also, the same can be said about her saving herself for a future husband, until they mention it in the show, it is not canon.
>>26949943
>Applejack
Muh nigga
>>26950003
>>26950031
>>26949875
>>26949844
You guys are alright
>>26950031
>I'm still waiting for my matilda and cranky toy set.
Technically not a toy, but a product for kids made by Hasbro none the less.
>But it is still possible, and VERY possible due rainbow dash personality
What do you mean? What about her personality makes her susceptible to relationships, but would also cause her to break it off and never talk about it again? Like, ever, at anytime?
>If there is no need to mention him, they won't mention him.
No you're definitely moving goal posts, Apple jack could be the town whore and also be a Satanist, but they didn't find it important, so they didn't mention it.
>Loyalty doesn't mean virginity, google the definition of loyalty.
Damn son, are you fucking retarded? I've explained this like 10 times now. Yes loyalty doesn't necessarily equal virginity, but saving your self for your future husband is an extremely loyal thing to do, and Dash is the element of loyalty. Put two and two together man, fuck.
>Yes, but you would be loyal to the concept, not the person.
The problem here is, there is no reason to believe that Dash has adopted that concept.
Once again, that is all headcanon. Until they mention it in the show, it's not canon. Also, see above.
>Exactly, since there is no canon established about dash relationships, we need to just believe the most possible thing, that is her having a relationship with someone in the past.
That's ridiculous. Until it's canon, we can't speculate at all. That's like saying that appleblewm is most likely an incest baby, seeing as she shares a similar color scheme to AJ and big mac. That's just a headcanon. It's likely, but I won't say that it's true until it's canon.
This is all pointless, you will never admit that you're wrong, and in your defense, I wouldn't admit it if I were wrong either. But until it's canon, it's not canon, end of story. Would someone just ask Jim already? Id do it but I don't have a twitter.
>All these Sambros
>Not a Jackfag in sight
>>26950447
>>26950509
Fuck off Jack "Edgelord" The Ripper
>>26950590
>>26950636
Woah there, Jackfag, no need to get assblasted because your husbando isn't pure, you cuck
>>26950754
No need to be mad about god-teirJack beating your shit-teir Sam
>>26950818
Hey that wasn't cool you can't just go around saying shit like that.
What the fuck nigga you just crossed a line.
>>26950927
The fuck are you gunna do about it bitch?
Step up
>>26950965
F-fuck you
M-my waifu is p-pure
>>26951015
Drop your shit-teir husbando, and get a god-teir combat tested husbando, youcuck
>>26950176
>What do you mean? What about her personality makes her susceptible to relationships, but would also cause her to break it off and never talk about it again? Like, ever, at anytime?
Very simple
-She doesn't like to feel alone
-Loyal AF
-OK with relationships
-impulsive nature
-Very close to the ones she loves
And I didn't said she would never say it again, I said that it wasn't important, so they never mentioned it.
>No you're definitely moving goal posts, Apple jack could be the town whore and also be a Satanist, but they didn't find it important, so they didn't mention it.
It doesn't change the fact that if it is not important they won't mention it.
>saving your self for your future husband is an extremely loyal thing to do
Depends on the culture m8
>Once again, that is all headcanon.
We already discussed that, all of this is not canon until the show or someone from the showstaff say something about it.
Just let me make a twitter account.
>>26951408
Too late
>>26951112
How about you fight me in real life haha yeah that's what I thought, kiddo.
>>26951408
>Very simple
>-She doesn't like to feel alone
>-Loyal AF
>OK with relationships
->impulsive nature
->Very close to the ones she loves
All of these just prove my point except for the impulsive one, which was disproven in an earlier post.
>It doesn't change the fact that if it is not important they won't mention it.
Are you implying that being a Satanist isn't worth mentioning?
>Depends on the culture m8
I'll give you that one, where I live what I said was true, but it might not be where you are
>We already discussed that, all of this is not canon until the show or someone from the showstaff say something about it.
See >>26951464
Not canon
>>26951568
I'll reck u m80, I fukin glass ya mate
This thread is still up?
Just admit Rainbow isn't the sweet innocent girl you romanticised in your head you autistic jack off.
>>26951610
Stop samefagging. I'll admit it as soon as someoneadmits it, which is unfortunately impossible.
>>26951632
>samefagging
>>26951659
>I dont know what words mean
Yes, samefagging.
>>26951589
*teleports behind you*
>>26951610
There are still two guys arguing but other than that thread has chilled out and all we're doing is funposting about cyborg husbandos
>>26951632
Wat
>>26951689
Yea, that post got kinda fucked up.
>>26951689
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
>>26951689
>that gif
Top unf. Why didn't they give Sam his own game?
>>26951806
*Leans in whispers in your ear*are you from cripplechan?
>>26951823
I don't know man. Probably won't happen with Konami being jews
I could look at that ass all day
N-no homo of course
Dash is pure!
PURE!
>>26951846
*turns and whispers seductively in your ear*yes, and I'm an autistic dashfag of there too
PURE
U
R
E
VIRGINITY IS IMPORTANT FOR FEMALES
DASHIE REALIZES THIS
>>26951930
I recognized that best dog picture from the drawthread on /v/. The guy drew it with his mouse, which I thought was neat.did you join the steam group on pone
>>26951909
>>26951946
>>26951986
While I agree with you, I would like to say that this is not me, this is some other autist dashfag
>>26951930
>Sam
Holy shit, best name I've gotten all day
>>26952030
>steam
It's a pirates life for me anon.
>>26952036
>>26952045
Wow, two Jeff in a row
>>26952045
I still use it for Dragon's Dogma but that's it. The group's pretty much dead anyway.
Other than that, me too.
The TPP has got me spooked though.
Hey anon,you're pretty good
>>26951464
He is letting us decide?
I decide she is a kissless virgin waifu.
>>26936365
Thanks. She is pretty cute. and regal.
>>26952150
Pretty much this. I recognize that there is no proof for either side, and most likely we will never know, so in the end I'm going to choose the one I like the most. Best of luck to you applefag, it's been fun
>>26952150
I decide all of them are because they don't have genitals and procreate through magic.
Except twilight and pinkie, those sluts kissed gummy and flurry heart respectively
>>26952159
Not talking shit or anything at all, just a simple question. How do you waifu a character with so little screen time? How much do you know about her personality? Once again, not shit talking, genuinely curious.
>>26952183
That could be true too. Requesting that picture of Anon trying to rape rarity but she has no genitals.
>>26952194
The heart wants what the heart wants anon, I can't explain it.
>>26952180
Have fun being autistic you gloriousfriend
>>26932551
Dude, what the fuck...
What in the actual fuck am I reading? Is this real? 'Kissless virgin ponies'.
....
Wat
>>26952206
Good answer
>>26952214
Trust me, I will
>>26952295
Read the thread then fuck off
>>26952295
OMG I love that meme haha you go to reddit to? /r/memes amirite haha
>>26952203
>>26952544
Thanks anon. Also, checked
>>26929532
Don't post anymore.
I can't tell if I'm bumping ironically anymore
Pure waifus are good waifus.
>tfw
Why is rainbow dash so garbage?
>>26956326
because you have shit taste
>>26956307
Goddamn, my heart just explodes everytime I see this, it's so damn cute.
>>26956514
best wife
>>26956343
NO U
WE RAINBOW DASH THREAD NOW
