MY ORGINAL CYOA THREAD NUMBER 1
You are anon and you have teleported to Equstrai after jerking off scruffy
you are in the meadow
Items; Purple Horse Dildo, 1 bag fun size Cheetos, and a bible
Perks: Tight Ass
what do
>>26908683
where the fuck is Equstrai? do they have ponies with visible 24/7 genitalia there?
>>26908720
You just gotta fondle them a bit to get high quality horse cock
>>26908683
Crush the cheetos, cover the dildo in cheetos dust, and sensually lick it all off
>>26908756
tastes like Asshole
>>26908683
Burn the Bible, get Cheeto dust all over your hands, shove the dildo as far down your throat as it can go, strip naked, and then run towards the nearest town ready to be a cumdumpster for all the stallions
>>26908801
Go find some pone.
>>26908683
Be a faggot, proceed to find some >raep
>>26908801
light bible on fire and eat it while it burns, all while screaming 'HEIL HITLER'
>>26908801
Alright, we're left with the dirty horse dildo, an empty snack bag, and a bible.
Carefully turn the bag into a rectangle by ripping the ends of it
fold it into a hat
Wear the hat as you preach the word of the lord to the nearest town
Also, smack people with the fake dong
>>26908821
You have nothing to burn the bible with retard
>>26908875
Do this >>26908855 using friction.
Eat the dildo and stick the Bible up your anus while the Bible is still on fire.
>>26908856
This, we definitely need a hat.
>>26908856
>>26908826
After making a hat from the table of contents page you proceede to go into town
zecora appears, she is mystify by your appearance
>>26908972
Suffocate Zecora with your new hat.
>>26908972
Wave the dildo seductively.
>>26908972
this >>26909005
>>26908972
Take her KFC
>>26908972
Remove her heart
Eat it while it is still beating
Gain her alchemical knowledge
>>26909005
>>26909018
>>26909032
>>26909040
KFC is not around these parts
You take out your dildo, waving it around like a helicopter
After you say your about to rape her strangled corpse she throws a potion at you,
you are now asleep
>>26909121
>inb4 rape
>>26909121
>>26909146
You awake in her hut, your items have been removed, including your hat,
The sun is setting outside
>>26909146
Who used the Poke Flute?
The person who woke us MUST PERISH
>>26909194
Can you guyz save my cyoa please? i want archive
>>26909194
USE filly porn
>>26909194
Find a potion to turn us back to human. I know that we turned into the zebra or some shit like that.
>>26909194
Have a cheeky wank into her cauldron, that will teach her.
>>26909194
Steal all of Zecora's masks and put them all on your face. Find Zecora and scare her with your ooga boogas.
>>26909211
>>26909214
>>26909219
>>26909229
You think you have beeen turned into a Zebra, however looking at your penis you seem fine
You look at her cauldron , you smirk with a dark idea
looking through the filly porn you seen pictures of the CMC being forced into sexual potions by the dirty zebra
you put on a mask (you cant put them all on asshole)
You then jurk off to the CMC porn into the cauldron
BRB guys my gradamom made me dinner
>>26909371
Strap a mask onto your dick.
>>26909371
>dat mask
>>26909371
When are we going to have sex with purple tinker?
>>26909371
What happens to Zecora when she drinks that stuff after you jizzed into it?
Ok guys im back, now what?
>>26909534
Do >>26909397 and maybe explore outside?
>mfw OP and every person in this thread gets banned within the next few hours
>>26909534
Hide behind her door and ooga booga the shit out of her when she walks in
>>26909534
Try to put your dick in your ass. Is it long enough to reach the hole?
>>26909554
Your dick is only 2 inchs
>>26909548
You put the mask on your dick, you think you are being culturally enriched
YOu hear foot steps, Some one draws near
>>26909679
Cum into the mask and throw it like a frisbee at the thing that is making noise.
>>26909679
Do a handstand so it looks like the mask is your head.
>>26909679
Do a handstand.
You threw the mask in hand stand position
it wooshes in the air,
it hits a pony and you hear her scream!
>>26909756
>>26909773
this but also cover your actual face
>>26909815
Run to the noise, whip out dick and >rape the pone while it is down.
>>26909815
rape pone
>>26908683
Quick Op cast magic missile!
>>26909857
>>26909829
>>26909869
You run over, hoping to rape what you have hunted
Its fluttershy, she lays on the ground with her ass in the air showing her pussy and crotch boobies, shes still conscious
not passing the opportunity you fondle her tits and get to work fugging her, she EEEPS loudly as your dick penetrates her
a half mintiue into your humping session you hear someone else approaching your position
>>26910101
Don't stop! Cum inside her!
>>26910101
>crothboobs
SCRUUUUFFYYYY
>>26910101
See>>26909951
Also bump
>>26910101
is it angel? Make him watch but don't let his filthy bunny dick join you that would just make you a degenerate.
>>26910101
Throw the mask at the other noise, forced threesome.
>>26910101
Crawl into her cooch
You are now the vagina hermitcrab man
>>26910151
omg this
so much this
>>26910151
dis
>>26910101
This is roleplay
>>26910174
your mom is roleplay. every time she says she loves you she's roleplaying. do you get it? it's because she doesn't really love you. she's playing the role of someone who loves you but she doesn't love you. you're fat.
>>26910174
Your face is roleplay.
>>26910174
No it isn't. It's CYOA. It's different because the mods said so.
>>26910174
no you're just retard
>>26910174
Sorry, forgot that fun was banned. Please tell me, what I pencil'd in for the oven or the showers?
You tense up, scared that you have been caught by the police
>>26910115
As you tense you creamed flutters insides
>>26910163 >>26910151
knowing they will shoot unarmed niggers (the mask) you tried to hide inside fluttershys pussy fist first
Your too big you stupied nigger, i hope they shoot you
However, Fluttershy does climaxes and lets out a noise of pleasure
>>26910125
Skill not learned
>>26910144
You throw the mask
Oh shit its twilight son she caught that shit with magic, (With zencora)
>>26910339
Rape Twilight
>>26910339
Scoop the baby gravy out with your mouth and spit it like a viper at the direction of the noise
>>26910232
>>26910306
>>26910270
>>26910215
Don't worry gents. Common mistake. I'll make sure to see it corrected! No thanks necessary
>>26910339
Make the hole bigger
Using Quantum Physics
>>26910339
>Skill not learned
Them ill learn or from twilight! Roll for persuasion!
Twilight flings the mask back at you, knocking you out. You wake up several hours later in celestias castle with Luna standing over you with scorn.
>>26910512
Rape Luna
>>26910512
RAPE LUNA
>>26910355
>>26910359
>>26910428
You use the cum as a projectile towards twilight while screaming you want to learn magic missile
she shoots a magic missile at you
>>26910615
You suck at this
>>26910615
Wake up screaming and flailing your 2 inch nightcrawler around
>>26910637
You wake up inside twilight castle, he looks its Spike
>>26910708
Convince Spike to join your rape quest
>>26910758
This.
>>26910708
Look for any shells or containers nearby
If you can't be a vagina hermitcrab man, you can at least try to be ANY hermitcrab man
>>26910708
>>26910758
Also have a threeway with Starlight
>>26910727
>>26910758
You Threaten to rape Spike if he doesn't join your rape quest,
he agrees telling you he wants to rape Rarity first
he then tells you twilight is going to bring the royal guards to hull your ass off so you have to hurry
>>26910798
k guys lets go haul ass to carousel couture
>>26910798
Go to rarara
>>26910798
>>26910884
Looks like no one is home
i gotta GO guys its my bedtime
ill continue thread towmmaroo at 8:00 am MT is Scruffy doenst rape me
>>26911100
This feels like a meta joke
>>26911100
>bedtime
Fuckin underage faggot
>>26911308
Fuckig ponkie fag
RD forever
