Is he the most well-written male character in the show?
>>26890478
That would be Big Mac, still husbando tier though
>>26890478
nope.rainbow dash is.
>>26890478
Still Spike
>>26890478
I've already masturbated to him several times.
>>26890478
I want a threesome between him, Braeburn, and Shining Armor.
>>26890492
I want to fuck Rainbow Dash's boipussy
>>26890478
As a main character on a episode, yes
Spike is there too. Big Mac is not so good
>>26890478
Is the most "normal" male character, so yes. An interesting character without cheap excuses to make him so.
>>26890553
You unromantic fool. I'd had it be just me and him, all to myself.
>>26890478
Who cares?
>>26890490
>>26890507
Y-you're girls, right?
>>26890478
Everyone here will think he's the best because he is basically what everyone here is.
A friendless failure who was smart as a kid and had a lot of potential but never actually did anything with it.
>>26890594
>implying it wouldn't be a polyamorus relationship
Sharing the love.Though, I'd probably have him for the husband, and we'd occasionally threesome with Shining Armor or Braeburn.
>>26890606
Take a guess, honey.
>>26890606
Yeah totally. I'm a girl who wants to lovingly caress his horsecock as I ram my penis into his perfect butthole.
>>26890606
Odds are? One or neither.
>>26890615
I dunno, guess i'm too set into my biology. I just can't into polyamory. The idea is a turn of for me.
>>26890640
With ponies I can do it. With people? No.
>>26890622
fucking germnogs
>>26890622
>>26890629
Were you always attracted to males, or did you develop this later on?
http://i.imgur.com/RZmhO6R.jpg
>>26890691
Honestly? I've just always been a pervert. I discovered the whole world of sex at a young age so there was a lot of room for changing tastes. I found I was attracted to men not long after I started being attracted to women, both of which were around the age of masturbation.
But really it's not a thing about men vs women, i'd fuck just about anything and have masturbated to pretty much everything.
>>26890691
I'm not one of those anons, but I can tell you right now, I remember having crushes on other boys since before puberty. I'm just a fag.
>>26890478
Yeah probably.
Big Mac is pretty well written too, but we don't know how he really feels about everything.
>>26890691
>>26890606
Yes :3
>>26891046
It's literally just a chart.
>>26890478
so cute! <3
>>26890606
of course, darling
>>26890691
>that chart
>already went full circle years ago and can't find neither anthro or gay attractive anymore
Kek
>>26890691
>animals
>its anthro
nigga thats furshit. how do you confuse that with the zoo master race?
>>26891132
This
You casuals are still in the slippery sloppery. Some of us have gone to far that only obscure porn or fetishes are exciting.
>tfw still find scat and CP unappealing
dodged a bullet like in the fucking matrix.
>>26891149
furries want to fuck animals, some want to bE animals, but most of them can't decide between animals and humans so instead they create porn featuring humans wearing theme park mascot heads
>>26891190
I think what attracts those people in the first place is the whole forbidden fruit thing, they convince themselves that its wrong and "the line they won't cross" which only makes the whole thing more exciting when they finally give up and fap to that, but after a few more tries the magic is gone and they search for a further beyond fetish they haven't tried yet. If you don't block yourself and just try new shit because why not you will quickly lose interest, specially if you don't vary enough and keep fapping to the same thing over and over, this can happen with anything, even pony porn, which is why taking breaks or trying different things once in a while can help with keeping the fire alive with fetishes you actually enjoy
So two out of three /mlp/ are female.
>>26891227
I actually remember this one guy on /v/ telling a story about how he once went to a bar, saw a 10/10 girl messing with her phone, and as he got closer he realized she was browsing /mlp/, i know what you're thinking, why the fuck would she go after disgusting 3D monkey dick is beyond me
>>26890610
That really hits close to home.
>>26890610
>this literally describes me
it hurts, but whatever, that's life I suppose
>>26890610
Yep, Twifags are autists, Ponkafags are boring people, appulfags have no taste, Rarafags are unreliable, Dashfags have low self steem, Sunfags have mommy issues, Lunafags are overprotective, etc etc
>>26891522
Clearly you and your waifu are superior
>>26891537
I don't have a waifu, i wish i had one though
>>26891522
I have no waifu. I have horsebandos. What does that make me besides a fag?
>>26891560
There's plenty to choose, pick the cutest and bandwagon like the best
Just don't change waifus
>>26890492
>>26890478
I want to rip that mangy beard off his chin so bad
>>26890478
Yes. He is a qt who I just want to snuggle.
I want to cum inside Sunburst.
>>26891929
We all do anon.
We all do.
>>26892073
>>26891929
I want Sunburst to cum inside myvagina
>>26892123
London pls
>>26892127
Are you an important wizard?
>>26891929
Hell yeah. God, I want that colt's ponut. Fucking cutie.
>>26890478
>>26890490
>not knowing the best written male character
Sunburst in a one shot OC and Big Mac is a mute hick with one episode every 5 seasons.
>>26892187
Discord's pretty okay
>>26892187
He ain't pone.
>>26891522
>Lunafags are overprotective
What?
>>26892385
Lunafags tend to be the most autistic and protective of their favorite OC.
>post how you convince Sunburst to choose you over Glimglam
>>26892428
I know what is like to be a failure and I wont overshadow him with magic since I have less than he does.
>>26892428
I don't, I convince her to become polygamous and get BOTH of their asses
>>26892428
>That hole in the leg
Jesus, is he okay?
>>26892399
what are you even talking about?
>>26892572
Case in point.
>>26890478
He's the only male character who isn't a hipster, faggot, cross-dresser/tranny, punching bag, douchebag, or tumblrina. So yes.
>>26892938
>>26892938
Who is the Tumblrina? I can guess at the rest.
>>26892938
Is Soarin' the punching bag?
He's more abused than being a doormat, if anything.
>>26890606
Ya know, before I started watching ponies I was 100% straight. Now...? No. Ponies made me bi.
>>26892938
>>26892955
is it braeburn? or is he the faggot?
>>26893189
Before I started watching ponies I was 100% asexual. I couldn't find anything attractive or even sexy.
Since then I've become bi for horses but still wouldn't touch any 3dpd.
>>26892938
ok, imma see if i can figure this out
>hipster - that pony rarity was crushing on (forget the name)
>faggot - soarin i think
>tranny - bigmac
>punching bag - spike
>douchebag - either bulk biceps of brad
>tumblrina - no fuckin idea
>>26893251
Nonono, Braeburn is the faggot.
>>26893251
What about shining armor?
>>26893251
Bulk isn't a douchebag, what the fuck. He was hitting it off with Fluttershy in Rainbow Falls.
If anything he was referring to either Discord or Hoity Toity, but Hoity Toity could also be the faggot.
THIS FAGGOT DID NOT MAKE A GOOD LIST
>>26890478
I want him to excuse himself from a meeting with Starlight saying he has important wizard stuff to doand have him fuck me and have him burst his sun
>>26893331
because alicorn mary-sue retardation.
>>26890691
I need the source of the second pic from the left, for fap reasons.
>>26893341
>he will never cum inside you
It hurts, anon. It hurts.
>>26890478
Yes, he probably is so far.
At least by far the most believable male character so far.
>>26890497
Considering Spike usually gets written as completely stupid and incompetent, I disagree.
>>26892938
>hipster : Trenderhoof
>faggot : Braeburn, Steven Magnet, Soarin'
>cross-dresser/tranny : Big Mac, Caramel
>punching bag : Spike, Troubleshoes
>douchebag : Cranky Doodle, Blueblood, Sombra, Discord, Yaks, Flim and Flam, Tirek, Iron Will, teen dragons
>tumblrina : Peter New
>>26890606
Holocaust version when?
>>26893251
Actually, Braeburn was a respectable male character, but he made all the faggots swoon, so now he's just a faggot.
>>26893282
Shining is a brad. Athletic rich pretty boy who gets the hot girl.
>>26890497
this is bait
I don't understand his character.
What did he end up as after magic school? Did he get kicked out? Flunk out?
Is he supposed to be a genius who can't learn the same way others do or something?
>>26894852
He's a unicorn in magic school who knows all the spells, but isn't talented enough to perform them. In Unicorn society, he was considered useless.
On a side note, GOSH these two are so cute together :3
>>26894881
I wish there were more art of him and Moondancer. They make a great pairtoo.
>>26890610
Holy fuck that hit me straight in the heart.
Life sucks.
>>26890610
>A friendless failure who was smart as a kid and had a lot of potential but never actually did anything with it.
Why must you hurt me so, Anon?
>>26890610
Damn, Anon
>>26890566
same
>>26890478
So far, he's an audiance surragate. Of course he is.]
>>26890610
That hurts deep inside. Deep enough for no one to see it, not deep enough to not feel it.
>>26892238
OP meant male characters, not just pone
Discord and Spike are the only one being constantly developed.
>>26890610
Heh.I remember every teacher who told me 'You could've pulled an 'A', easy...but the grade on the paper's what you earned.'
>>26893251
Pretty sure Discord is the douchebag
>>26893311
Bulk Biceps is the faggot, he was hitting off with Steven Magnet in Slice of Life and that's why Flutters haven't even invited him for the Gala, get your shit together
Isn't Sunburst stealing your waifu? What happened to the vitriol you feel for all those other times it happened?
>>26895503
He's litterally me, so it's not too much different.
>>26892899
you didnt do anything. you made an insult and then when questioned you said it was proven.
>>26890691
>Don't like human male dicks
>some how a different animal dick will change my mind
>>26890610
I red your post when I was listening THIS music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuj__JnGWLg
seriously bro T_T
>>26895503
Starlight used to be my waifu, but after the premiere I switched to Sunburst.
He is best husbando.
>>26895630
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hhqumfpxuzI
>>26890610
I'm just here for the memes and general debachury of the board and its autistsI stopped watching the show shortly after I started during season 2 because it's a fucking kids cartoon, you guys make it fun. Not the show itself
>>26896299Have you tried giving it another shot since?
>>26896321
Yesand I honestly don't enjoy it more than what it's intended to beyou guys are awesome though, in a 4chan comrodery way. Reacting to all the drama, all the shit posts and bull shit. You guys are the best and probably why I haven't left the fandom yet
>>26890610
shots fired
terrorist wins
>>26894633Braeburn was also supposed to be like 14-16 years old according to the script
>>26896593even hotter
>>26890610
>>26890478
I don't know, but I'd cum inside him the most out of all the male characters. Half-homo
>>26890573
>Big Mac not so good.
Nigga, I will fight you.
>>26894852
He barely got through due to his relatively low magic power compared to everyone else.
>>26890610
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>26890606
There are a couple females on the board but they'd rather claim to be gay men so their threads don't drown in pussy drama. Probably why gay threads are so full of low quality posting.
>>26896299
>it's just a kids cartoon
Have you fucking tried watching other kids shows? MLP FIM makes 99.9% of everything else look like utter shit, and the .1% that isn't utter shit still isn't as good.
>>26896875
There's a lot of cartoons out there that's pretty good and had a lot of good effort given on its part. Some cartoons however sacrifices its animation budget for good writing, like with Dan VS.
>>26896299
I still watch it, but I do kind of agree. If /mlp/ wasn't there, I wouldn't have started watching MLP. The other fan sites all piss me off and are autistic as hell. And the show is lukewarm at best.
>>26896973
Sure, there are better cartoons out there, but not with the same target demographic.
>>26890610
savage
>>26897031
>better cartoons
Like what?
>>26897082
I'm sure you can name some.
>>26896875
There are good kids shows out there, but from a general standpoint we can sorta agree that the target age audience is younger, maybe 5 years to early teens?while it can be entertaining at times and have good writing I feel like I've passed that period where it's truly entertaining for meif I want art, smut animations I look to the fandom (you guys)
"Children's show" shouldn't be a demeaning term, writing for kids shows is tough shit sometimes. Some kids shows are better than adult shows even. I just feel that we've kind of moved on and there's nothing wrong with that
>>26890610
Only plus side is that he has his own house and a cute fem friend who's looking to reconnect.
>>26890478
I'd love to kiss him sloppily with tongue for hours before ramming my dick in his ponut several times before sucking his delicious horsecock until he squirts his NEETpone cum down my throat.
But I'm not gay.
>>26897196
If you were to consider cuddling with him post coitus, it would be a little bit gay
>>26897218
Naw dude then we sleep with our backs to each other with him on top of the blankets and me under them.
>>26897132
A fictional loser horse that debuted this weekend will get laid before most of us.
>>26890610
ow.
>>26897238do you really think getting laid fills the void inside? do you really think that many of us are virgins, and that a woman's one-night touch is magically going to make you happy?
>>26897392
It's not getting laid. It's not the pleasure of fucking someone. It's having that person stay with you after. Waking up to find them laying beside you, cooking meals together, going on a trip, cracking jokes, being able to touch them whenever you're lonely or sad or happy or what have you. I couldn't care less about sex if I could just have that.
>>26897442
Oh, good. I thought you were still yet to find that out.
Enjoy your stay with us mate.
![tumblr_ndz00hzIKo1scam2vo2_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hpu6mW1.jpg "tumblr_ndz00hzIKo1scam2vo2_1280[1].jpg")
>>26897442
>>26893551
Lazyass
https://e621.net/post/show/321677/blue_eyes-canine-clothing-collar-dog-female-hi_res
literally less than a minute on e621
>>26897442
At 31, I've long since made peace with the fact none of that will ever happen.
>>26897578
>human vagoo
>>26897442
>>26897442
One day...
>>26890610
That really fucking hurt, you know
>>26897442
I don't remember making this post.
Sun Burst was a direct call out to a bunch of the man children watching the show.
He is comparable to /mlp/'s core audience. A bunch of relatively intelligent, but shy, awkward
and anxiety ridden individuals. It's a message to show that if you try, success is more in the realms of reality than you think.
They're trying to turn you into normal people.
>>26897442
>>26898353
>relatively intelligent
>>26898353
How nice of them.
>>26890610
>Target heavily damaged!
>>26890610
I wanted to see what all the commotion was about.
Did you have to be so accurate?
>>26891678
You just don't pick your waifu, son. She/or He, if you're a degeneratechooses you.
>>26896657
THAT, and Shiny.
>>26892237
>i'm many years too late to get one of these
I don't know if I can handle this.
>>26898353
>They're trying to turn you into normal people
>>26892237
So I was sourcing that (for scientific purposes) and I found this
https://e621.net/post/show/539400/0r0ch1-3-absurd_res-anthro-balls-beckoning-dakimak
>5000x14999
>>26890610
Rude.
>>26899030
Same here, though I found it hosted at a different site. I can't seem to find the back, though I will not stop searching. I know a place to print my own and I intend to follow through.
>>26890610
>>26898432
I was so accurate because I was literally describing me.
I'm surprised it affected so many people but I guess that just proves my point.
>>26890610
Pretty much, though in my case I was just an ever so slightly above average kid in a backwoods shithole and was praised for knowing what a computer is.
>>26898353
But we already are nor/mlp/eople.
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>26895503
Glimfags either never taken the waifu shit seriously or they just ignore all Spike and Sunburst shippers who shit up her threads.
>>26892237
I can't get it out of my braon, even drunk, I need this in my life.
>>26893189
>>26893223
These apply to me
>>26891708
Agreed. And run a comb through that mane while you're at it.
>>26897610
>>26897928
>>26897940
>>26897979
>>26898021
>>26898387
>>26898382
>>26898409
>>26898432
We're going to in this hole together
>>26896875
Much as I love the show, I'd have to disagree. Gravity Falls is just flat-out better (so far), Adventure Time is better but inconsistently so. Where MLP shines for me is the ratio of good episodes to bad. Even the episodes everyone hates I still find pretty watchable. And after 5 seasons, that's pretty darn impressive for a cartoon aimed at young kids.
>>26892938
What is Big Mac then?
Shining Armor?
>>26890478
No, Fuck this omega dropout.
>>26896973
>posting the one cartoon that has already ended
Thanks for reminded us that.
>>26897442
In other words your sister?
>>26890610
Too true.
What do we call Starlight Glimmer x Sunburst? Sunlight? Starburst?
>>26900284
Eh, GF can be a bit LOL XDDD at times, and nothing can ever compare to FIM's music.
>>26897442
Ah.
Some of us still have some feelings left, you know.
>>26890610
>>26890478
Fuq no
>>26897442
I don't even want to fuck myhusbando, I just wanthimto be with me.
>>26898387
Nobody ever said intelligence couldn't be wasted, or buried beyond salvation under layers of autism.
>>26900286
>what is Big Mac
DYEWTS?
>>26890610
ow my future.
>>26890610
Sadface
>>26890610
>>26897442
>mfw this thread
>>26900841
Starburst. Sunlight isSunsetand Twilight.
This is the most well written male on the show.
>Six Seasons and still hasn't corrected anyone.
>>26890610
>>26890610
Eh. Can't argue with that.
>>26890610
Fuck you, I'm a student and I'm sure I'll find something I can do with my talents. I do speak a couple of languages, so I guess I can do something with that, right? This does hit me extremely close to home, though. In my case it was much worse because everybody, especially my parents, treated me like I was the next Einstein. With such lofty expectations, you can only disappoint.
>>26890610
Holy shit did that one hurt.
>>26891522
What about Flutterfags?
>>26894690
Man he's getting pitted just riding that barrel, man. Must feel good to just smack the lip and just ride the wave.
>>26907668
AYO HOL UP
*smacks the lip*
SO YOU SAYIN
*finds a wicked barrel*
WE
*rides the wave*
WUZ
*gets pitted*
SURFER BROS?!
*totally wipes out*
>>26890610
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