SPARITY BTFO
https://twitter.com/TheBiggestJim/status/713751663874600960
Even Jim ships Spike and Starlight.
this ship is going to have SO MUCH PORN
Do you think there's still a convincing enough dynamic for her to teach him how to please a mare like only an older woman could?
>>26888310
Even in friendshipping, he's well treated by Starlight, more than being her luggage lad.
>>26888297
I hope they pair these two more often. They worked really well together.
>>26888339
so cute
>>26888339
Starlight even gave him a playful nickname, "Dragonbreath".
>>26888351
>"Dragonbreath".
>"Hey, it's not my fault you don't wash down there!"
>>26888360
I read this as playful banter between friends/lovers.
What about Sunburst? Starlight has been craving his ass her entire life and is not about to change her mind for some dragon kid
>>26888297
>spike and starlight
we still havent come up with a name for this ship?
>>26888297
>what is platonic love?
Not even a sparity or Glimmerfag but you're really grasping at straws.
>>26888367
Between a wizard in training and everyday dorm house buddy, it would be one hell of a visual novel. A hit for neets and underappreciated boys everywhere
>>26888374
>what is platonic love?
baby dont hurt me.
>>26888392
don't hurt me
>>26888374
Platonic love is best love, because forced romantic love is a horrible thing in any media while platonic is the best of both worlds.
>>26888384
thanks, now i can only picture him with moondancer. two loveable geeks living in isolation together with their books, only to be disturbed when their expertise was needed.
>>26888403
It's been a sleeper ship since yesterday's threads.
Think about it.
SUN burst. MOON dancer
It's pottery
>>26888400
>implying bunnies aren't sluts and she doesn't want those fox teeth digging into her neck as she's rutted angrily from behind
>>26888421
They're good at multiplying doesn't mean they crave non-bunnies that are reproductively sterile to them
>>26888398
no more.
>>26888372
Strike.
>>26888400
>Platonic love is best love
>>26888445
Bunnies being sluts is just a vidya meem.
>>26888372
Starlike
>>26888372
Glimpike
>>26888320
Why should it? Sparity didn't, why should this?
>>26888372
Well, how about Starfire?
>>26888486
>Sparity didn't
U wot?
>>26888486
Shame fanart production has slowed down at this time and year. If this had been earlier, there'd be StarBurst or StarSpike ship wars, right next to the StarlightxSparkle
>>26888297
MORE SPIKE CONFIRMED WOOOO
>>26888486
igetitfam
>>26888514
kekd
>>26888514
oh shiiet
works too well
>>26888514
Well, literally.
>>26888297
>>26888514
I can get behind this. Good job.
>>26888339
d'awwww so cute
>Spike finds a kindred spirit in Starlight
>He spends time helping her to settle in
>Rarity realizes he is no more at her beck and call
>She starts to miss him, realizing she has recklessly used him
>She realizes that he was important for her
>But it's too late
>>26888551
>One of Starlight's lessons is to fix the friendship between Spike and Rarity
>Decides the best way is with a three way
>It becomes a regular thing with them
>>26888514
> Equality horse
> Shipping
> SS
>>26888374
>>26888400
Shhhh.
>>26888297
this might be one of those "love-on-first-sight (literally in this case) isn't good. you should also see the person's heart" and then Spike realizing that he actually loves Starlight for who she is, not how she looks like. that'd give him a nice progress and add some maturity to his character
>>26888551
>Apologize by Timbaland plays in the distance
>>26888599
It's still "He's a baby dragon"-tier so they won't do any romance with Spike unless there's another kid female dragon.
>>26888388
>thinking men and women can just be friends
>>26888411
>SUN burst. MOON dancer
Foreshadowing confirmed
>>26888621
>they tease the ship all season long
>BAM
>female dragon kid from out of nowhere
How pissed would you be, /mlp/?
>>26888636
As pissed as after watching Princess Spike.
>>26888621
OR unless we get a spike grows up episode
>>26888384
>>26888403
>>26888411
Starlight its still his childhood friend who she really values, Burst is a harem protag and one of the mares will win the burstball
>>26888627
>Eclipse confirmed
FTFY
>>26888636
ive been dreading that day for quite some time now actually, anon.
>>26888636
Depends on whether fem dragon is Flash Sentry tier barren and boredom, if fem dragon is from the LunaSpike IDW comic and if fem dragon is just a background character.
If all mentioned was not the dragon's main personality, then I wouldn't be too mad.
>>26888636
They tried that with the comics and it didn't worked, unless they plan to make the SJW self insert dragon canon which would be awful
>>26888648
>Spike
>growing up
>>26888648
>"That's not going to fit without severe blood loss."
>>26888626
But its something more.
>>26888626
so your saying luna was fucking that manticore behind everybodys back
>>26888688
>>26888690
>acquaintances? maybe, childhood friends? Hell no
>>26888660
when it comes to using ideas from the comic what im dreading most this season is we will get that same level of civilized dragon
i doubt they will go that far but there will definintly be some level of civilization and my bar for how much i will allow is set pretty low
>>26888694
that manticore was lunas closest friend well into her adult years
>>26888297
It was always about the hair for him.
>>26888636
>>26888650
>>26888653
>yfw it's pic related
>>26888694
fuck, I wasn't supposed to quote that
>>26888699
Dragons should just be nomads smart enough to think on their own but free spirits who refuse to stay in one spot for too long, you know a way to change Dragon Quest without fucking with the lore? Make it so young dragons are usually assholes but eventually they grow up and become mature and wise, since Spike was raised by ponies he always controlled his greed and learned about friendship, meanwhile normal dragons would be greedy as fuck but eventually would grow out of that, some dragons can't speak and others are savages but certain species are old and wise
>>26888712
based china
>>26888712
Even if they did do this, which I personally doubt, I think they'd put a bit more effort into it.
Then again, this is Hasbro...
>>26888699
theres a dragon throne, so im assuming its a bit like a bunch of barbarian tribes; theyre only going to work together as long as theres a strong leader.
>>26888694
Its hard to explain. Does the relationship of a man and women have to be so..
Im butchering these lines snake said to Eva
>>26888707
That's like saying you would fuck your pet dog you had since you were a kid
>>26888712
Would be happier if they changed the eyes so she doesn't look like Spike in a drag
>>26888714
We know of two adult dragons so far and they both are quite the assholes. One nearly destroyed Ponyville and another nearly ate Spike. It is weird that the adult dragons do not speak a proper language while the teen ones did.
>>26888724
anon...
>>26888733
>but that rainbow one kicked me.
>what are you doing in my cave, and what are you doing eating my gems?
>>26888733
Yeah, maybe do something like making certain species of dragons being for other dragons what monkeys are for humans, no need to make smart dragons barney just make them smarter, maybe a secret city or something to explain why they never interacted with ponies before in the show, Spike would come from there and he would have this rite of passage to become a man which would involve a great quest or something
>>26888736
The question is if Luna would do it
>>26888712
ah god i remember that
if i recall correctly it was larson who made a big deal out of this with him gone i doubt she will show up anywhere
>>26888751
that manticore has probably been dead for years
poor luna probably visited the grave the first thing she did when she got a spare moment after being blasted by the elements
>>26888297
>pic
And he also loves Rarity. Not that it got anywhere due to that, even though they started with a few sweet moments of their own.
>>26888769
it was on a menu or something at some china buffet.
>>26888787
yep
>>26888783
>"My manticore, Pongo?"
>"Run over by a carriage."
>"My goldfish, Goldie?"
>"Eaten by the cat."
>"My cat?"
>"Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Princess Luna?"
>>26888712
Nah, jim is the big boss in this season and he is a big friend with bobby curnow.
Pic related will be the female dragon
>>26888660
>There is an episode this season where Spike tries to become ruler of dragons
Who knows anon, anything is possible
Yeah, its not going to happen again I think, granted it will be a one episode thing.
>>26888840
I bet there will be an episode with each member of the mane6 spending alone time with Starlight, who knowns, Spike might even get lucky as well.
>>26888486
I understood that reference.
>mfw I like Sundancer, Starlike, Glimlight, and Starburst
>mfw I would be satisfied with any of them happening
if hexs then SpikeGlimmer confirmed
>>26888889
its starlike, but nice try.
>>26888889
>fucking up this badly
>>26888889
DAYUM
>>26888888
>>26888889
>off by juan
Shamefur dispray!
>>26888888
>>26888889
Well, shit.
So far it would be:
- Celestia
- old Canterlot clique
- Glimmer
who are not complete cunts to him?
I do not include Cadance, because she only craves for his cock(s). Still better treatment that M6, but not that level.
>>26888889
At least You've tried.
>>26888769
>it was larson who made a big deal out of this
He was just making fun of it. He always joked around.
>>26888648
It's not the growing up itself. It is, how writers will fuck it up.
>>26888551
I'd love to see M6 realizing being cunts towards Spike, when he genuinely enjoys time spent with Glimmer. And then it would be Glimmer ranting them, especially marshmallow pone.
>So, Twilight, another lesson well done?
>>26888889
>cucked by MLPg the Ponychan of /mlp/
My fucking sides
>>26888889
You had one job
>>26888297
>inb4 Rarity loses her shit due to jealousy
>>26888889
>off by one
>>26888823
>pony mane on a dragon
please don't
>>26888297
but isn't spike a baby? Didn't the writers just say that Sparity couldn't happen because she's an adult? So how could Starspike happen?
>>26888486
Much like the Crystal Pony Urn, I have non-euclidean sides.
>>26888551
sadly writters aren't that smart this time around
>>26888486
It begins
>>26889286
They never were towards Spike. At least with new writers we can hope somebody will be able to do something proper with him.
>>26889286
Or they don't want to encourage shippers
>>26888351
Where was this? I missed it a guess
Twilight was supposed to love Stud Muffin, how dare they ruin the original vision.
>>26889408
So Flash Sentry?
>>26889210
Technically, Spike was born when Twilight was a kid, maybe like 6 years old.
If she's about ~22 now that would mean Spike is around ~16.
It wouldn't be too much of a stretch.
>>26889408
Twilight's true love should be a bookworm like her. Stud muffin sounds like some no brained muscle.
>>26889408
>>26889495
Stud muffin. Derpy Hooves long lost cousin.
>>26889495
>>26889495
Sarcasm
You
>>26888297
Can I just say Starlight can be broken back into her own little god complex and end up hurting spike to the point he can't put it past her?Or that should happen logically, but knowing the show, he'll forgive her instantly if it happens
>>26889442
But it's shown in the show that the dragons (or at least spike) age as their hordes get bigger. The only reason he is still considered a baby is because he doesn't have a horde
>>26889876
Did You meant "hoard" by chance?
>>26888800
I got it
I understood that reference
>>26889495
You're fucking retarded.
And fuck your clichés
>Spike and Glimmer tag team
Please be a thing. Spike needs someone to interact who treats him as a counsellor, not a child or a slave. Starlight needs someone who can help her improve, without all that stupid friendship lecture that Twilight spouts every time she opens her mouth.
I'm not even talking about shipping, but true brotherhood.
>>26889960
This desu senpie
>>26889900
Oh shit
>>26889960
>The friendship rises, brother
>>26889960
this needs to happen
even just a green of it is fine with me
>>26889960
I could attempt this.
But being unable to view the episode and being able to draw from many speculations should be able to help me.
I did it with Bane. I could do it for Glimmer.Because I'm a horrible Big Guy.
>>26889944
t-thanks, senpai.
>>26889960
i hope that becomes the season theme.
>>26889960
I'm actually getting a little worried about how Twilight has been handling the whole Princess of Friendship thing up to this point. She goes too far with the lists and the books and the lectures instead of actually trying to get the message across properly.
Hopefully the whole "give Glimmer space to learn on her own" thing will help Twilight to relax.
>>26888367
You're just bitching because you foolishly thought that your beloved Glimmerburst will become a thing.
>>26890184
shes always been that way. id adorkable.
>>26890184
She musts resign as princess at the end of S6.
Oh, I can feel the tears already flowing
>>26888297
I'm starting to warm up to this ship. Leave Sunburst with the new alicorn. Maybe she can show him how to do magic, lol.
>>26890408
post this on derpibooru, I want to see the rage
>>26890408
>da sh*t outta
>>26890408
>they both like caves
>>26890408
I'm already shipping them.
>>26890429
This
>>26890408
also: Starlight is now acting quite a lot like Twilight so Spike can, using his experience, easily make her happy
>>26890408
>It's 'Spike and Starlight prank Twilight all day episode'
>>26890408
>sh*t
>>26890455
I actually want to see this.
>"UUGGGGH! Why can't YOU leave me at peace for one, JUST ONE afternoon, so *I* can finish my studies?"
>>26890408
>da sh*t outta
cringed hard m8
It's like I'm reading Youtube comments.
This part of the episode was easily the best. I would go so far as to say that it convinced me that she will make a good main character.
POLL TIME:
http://strawpoll.me/7201426
>>26890455
>and bring back sarcastic Twilight.
>>26888400
Platonic won't stay platonic forever
>>26890455
>How dare she play with Spike instead of studying FRIENDSHIP LESSONS!
>>26890408
Man, you have to understand.
If Spike was meant to be shipped with adult pony, the show would canonise Sparity in S3 or S4. Changing one adult horse into another won't uncuck Spike. Instead Rarity fawning over stallions he will just have Glimmer fawning over Sunburst. Is the same shit.
>>26889960
UNITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOR.
>>26888297
>Implying Jim has said anything canon
>>26888297
>>26890939
This is too cute. I usually think shipping is cancerous teenage girl tier but this one works for me
>>26890939
>>26890939
Ah, and here I was afraid. Go Starpike.
>>26890939
nigga thats kaiwaa
>>26891041
>>26890951
Because it is cancerous teenage girl tier. Star spike won't last Jesus guys we've only had 2 episodes so far and people are doing this shipping bullshit. It's not canon unless the creators of the show say so in the actual show
>>26888297
Somebody had to draw this frame, look at it, and say "yes, this is okay".
>>26891117
>But I poop from there.
>>26888514
imokaywiththis.jpg
>>26891126
>not right now you don't
>>26888551
nah, spike just helps Starlight with her ptsd from the war
>>26891117
>>26891126
>Spike tongue fucking Starlight's ponut with his long, sticky dragon tongue
>>26891250
>>26891250
hes got a nice tongue.
>all these rear scenes
The hell?
>>26891815
She's /ss/ for dat ass.
>>26891815
That last screen hnnng. Spike looks so happy ponies actually show interest in his deeds.
so what's the SpikeXstarlight ship called?
>>26888889
>>26891858
/ss/ or True Love
>seriously liking Spike and shipping him with anyone
Very impressive contrarian meme, my friends. *tips trillby*
>>26888889
off by one, buudy
>>26891924
L-Lewd
>>26891875
>no Starke, the strongest shipping
>implying I'm not an autist
>>26891992
ironman, pls
But my hope will never die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFNAgNhriwA
>No romance between the two on Fimfiction
What is this?
>>26888297
>>26891117
>>26891250
Green when?
>>26892217
>in before rara gets jealous that her emotional punching bag has been stolen and tries to shit on starlight
>>26892282
she still got Sweetiebell
>>26892217
Shop a fedora on top of him
>>26892308
his fedora burned up in his euphoria. no fedora is worthy.
>>26888626
It's perfectly possible as long as it's clear that nobody is having romantic interests in nobody.
Sorry to burst your oversexualized bubble friendo
>>26892308
considerably less cute
>>26892493
Make it grayscale and we can have a noir movie.
>>26892525
this
>>26888339
this unexpectedly warmed my heart
>>26892525
>>26892493
Like this?
>>26888297
>Sparityfags finally get a much deserved kick in the balls
Finally.
>>26888514
fits like a glove anon
>>26892568
god thats smooth.
>>26892568
added some grains for effect.
>>26892688
Perfect.
>>26892568
>>26892688
What about leaving the red?
but i want to fuck Starlight...
will Spike share?
>>26892688
>>26892663
you want it to look like one of those old B/N films right?
>>26892904
>B/N
I meant black and white
>Disco Fan
>>26892885
shindler, pls.
>>26892904
I tried this. Perhaps I overdid it with the effects.
>>26888486
I appreciate what you've done here.
>>26892993
Yes you did.
Fucking DISGUSTING.
It's like Bestiality and Pedofilia combined into one.
>>26893064
Ghost pls
>>26893064
How do faggots like you even find this site?
Get out, moralfag, your kind is obviously not meant to watch MLP.
>>26893064
classic
>>26893064
I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY
>>26893064
You know you shouldn't be here, normie.
Spike and Starlight should start another cult together, just for fun.
>>26893286
I even read that in Dan's voice.
Why the hell people ship things? Its so stupid and illogical, and the worst are the gay shippings, since you dont know the sexual preference of the character
I swear I never shipped anything in my entire life, as I respect other people loving a character like I do
>>26893776
Go back to Tumblr
>>26893776
>(You)
>>26890600
>http://strawpoll.me/7201426
Well, It's nice to see that people are more willing to see Glimspike.
>>26893776
>Why the hell people ship things?
well golly anon, what if i order something online?
>>26893714
Green when?
>>26893064
>>26890408
>>26890939
Th...there's something wrong with me...
>>26893064
Ghost?
On a side note I am not sure if I should make a thread for this but Spike just owned barneyfag on /v/.
>>26894972
What's the thread on /v/?
>>26895037
It is talking about Splatoon weapon classes.
>>26895037
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/332228859/
Mods just deleted the spike pic, which sucks.
>>26892010
First reaction: . . . wha the fuck?
Second reaction: probably the greatest shipping thing made.
Third reaction: there's someone out there more extreme than me.
>>26892010
>>26895223
That guy who made the video is a hero, and drank a lot of mtn dew.
>>26895872
I wonder if he prefers original or with a twist of flavor?
>>26895939
>>26888339
>She walked into Spike while he was in the bathroom.
>And again while he was posing in front of a mirror.
[SS Intensifies]
>>26892010
>420 in the name
>assume its just a youtube poop vid
>watch it anyway
i was correct. i dont know why people still make these. its literally the same joke every time.
>>26896675
randumb breeds viewcounts, and ytp attracts both nostalgia from old youtubers and the new ones who would laugh at EHSPAGHETTII
>>26890951
nofunallowed.jpg
I really like how this is turning about, i feel as if spike is now starting to become starlights "apprentice" it's really suiting, not yet for a ship, but i have a feeling there will be an episode where Twilight will get jealous of glimmer taking spike for a while, this is just theorizing though.
I don't really ship them, but this is a great combo, it's sweet and innocent. spike is a real bro. Glimmer is being real chill and cool.
Good story so far in my books.
>>26897270
Agreed.
>>26897865
More like he actually has an equal that can make jokes and talk to without the other automatically treating the other like a child or crap on top of what he said.
>>26893776
Because seeing two characters who have chemistry together falling in love gives me a raging heartboner. Like when I go look up porn I just fap and I'm done, it's all in my dick.
But when I see something like a cute couple of characters I know holding hands or having a romantic moment I lose a bit of breath, get hotter, and feel lightheaded. It's a good feeling.
>>26898419
There was this one doujin artist who loves working on guro art, and then when Naruto ended with his favorite ship going full canon, he loses control and draws like three issues of completely heartwarming vanilla of his pairing which you'd literally lose half your boner from the interaction and foreplay between the two lovebirds.
>>26898546
It's the power of love.
I-I drew some completely platonic fan art
>>26898630
Noice
>>26898630
Aww, looks like something the target demographic drew.
>>26892993
Nah, you should've added more, really.
>>26898630
Is Spike holding a massive horsecock?
unf.
>>26898684
We need to go deeper
>>26898706
It's the lesson checklist :^)
And danks guise
>>26898630
Cute style, but you need to clean that before apply colors.
Use a smaller brush.
>>26898717
>>26898736
>Theinvisibleponefuckerstrikesagain.gif
>>26890455
>It's just a prank bro
>>26892139
Just give it a time. Perhaps they are putting quality with some proofreading OR I am just lying to myself.
![tumblr_n8ar6ailPn1ta7yu2o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/osF3eCO.jpg "tumblr_n8ar6ailPn1ta7yu2o1_500[1].jpg")
>>26893714
Now youve really dan it
>>26898736
now put Spike in there for maximum cunt under destruction
